Everybody needs an Io wife.
I'd settle for an Io friend at this point man.
i forgot code vein 2 even existed lmao
>>741544658I need Lavinia though.
>>741544658I want to sleep on Io's ios.
>>741544658Yes, but she makes the game to easy for me even in new game+. Rather be single.
>>741544658WHY THE FUCK DID THEY KILL CO-OP FOR 2
>>741546264Maybe they'll get Code Vein 3 right...LMFAO.
>>741545140same. I found the first game to be charming enough that I finished it twice
>>741547159Do not diss the cat
>>741547376original is greati'm told 2 is pretty forgettable they fell for the open-world meme too
>>741547062that is one hell of a moose knuckle
>all this complaining about the sequelThe first game was trash too
>>741548747Vampires, like sharks, can smell blood from miles away and vampires, like sharks, have claspers
For me? Mia's pantsu.
>>741545140yeap fuck them for abandoning Io
My faithful onahole wife with added nursing handjob functionality.
>>741544658can I get a complimentary Coco?
>>741550812Wife...
>>741551036god damn it ace, stop mocking me by posting my wife all the timeor my other wifeor my other wifeor my other wife
>>741551284
>>741544658Why did Code Vein 2 flop so terribly?
Belko is 10/10
>>741551409unrelated to the first game. but I feel like im shouting in the dark about this.
>>741551409system requirements, soft reboot
I like both
how fucking hard did CV flop? UE5 trash.
>>741551810CV2 even
>>741551810hard enough that there probably won't be a CV 3,which is a shame. i thought 2 was alright, didn't play it immediately at launch but after nioh 3 when CV2 had already gotten some patches and imo the game definitely continues in the spirit of CV in regards to the characters. i enjoyed it a lot, though i also find CV1s theming to be better overall
>>741552074>hard enough that there probably won't be a CV 3thank god
Io is talented.
>>741551596Why is he so autistic about his art being reuploaded?8
>>741544658>>741546208I love this game but this mentally ill child is possibly the worst incel and virgin bait I've ever seen. She is objectively designed to appeal to insecure people with no self-esteem, and if you like her, you seriously need to take a good hard look at yourself and, frankly, go the fuck outside and talk to actual women.No woman is going to unconditionally love you for no reason. The only exception is actually mentally ill people like this character that end up in abusive relationships. Sitting around fantasizing about a big tiddy child-minded retard that is in love with and supports you unconditionally for no reason at all despite your complete and utter lack of a personality, financial stability, or any other redeeming factors is a surefire way to end up as one of those kissless, hugless /r9k/ losers, and, inevitably, a seething incel mad at the world because actual dating didn't conform to what harem waifu VN's told him it would. That or dating someone with down's syndrome.
>>741546879Bamco couldn't into the infrastructure or netcode for functional multiplayer in an open-world game. Even Elden Ring has problems with phantom hits and random disconnects at times, and it obviously had a much higher budget than either CV game.
>>741554059>seething this much over the only popular character in the entire IP
>that 2-3 minute animation of Io getting spitroastedbest thing to come out of the game tbqhwyf
>>741554059wait a second, I thought there were no chicks on the internet!
Io Mia Lavinia Josee or Holly?
>>741554195sauce?
>>741554195[citation needed]
>>741554254>>741554440give me a few and i'll upload it to catbox, need to grab it off my gooner tablet
>>741554207Holly and it's not even close>naked hotsprings dates>the moment you leave she is in tears talking to a stuffed animal about how she could have tried to convince you to stay>tries to talk to dogs>eats poison mushrooms to see the effects>that dumb dance scene>find her dad in the future and tell him you're the guy that saw her naked
>>741554254>>741554440sorry i'm late, it was too big for catboxenjoy: https://gofile.io/d/G8ycf4
>>741554706What a dork
>>741555214thanks kingcan't believe there's actually good animated porn of such a niche title
Let me guess, its was the skello on sale one
>>741544658This game has Valkyria Chronicles syndrome. They got rid of best girl in the first game.
>>741544658Everybody needs a wife.
>>741544658Well apparently the developers thought we didn't which is why they removed her and replaced her with a nigger ass companion aimed at blacks and americans and it ended up flopping
>>741555916-50 izzat
>>741555761it's not fucking fair
>>741554207Io
>>741555214to be honest I'm not a fan of skello, specifically how he draws (and animates) faceshis art hasn't really improved at all for how long he's been at it
>>741554059Getting mad no one wants your blown out vagina?
>>741552074cv2 was fucking scarlet nexus, it wasn't code vein.
>>741556427im not a fan of his other stuff either, but this one io animation he did i've been jacking off to for years, if not a decade at this point
>>741555214Not really a fan of anything with more than one dude
>>741546879Sex with 9A-91
Is 2 good? I heard the true ending of 1 doesn't even matter so I'm wondering what the point of a sequel was
based b
>>741554059>Incels falling for an obvious bored-out copypastaYawn, news at eleven
>>741557129It's Code Vein 2 in the same way that Final Fantasy 2 is the second FF game. Which is to say, it has nothing to do with the first one.
>>741557129Yes, this place has an hateboner for it because it's a completely different universe but more importantly because they censored the pantyshot, but it is good It's open world though, but it's thankfully small enough that it's not a chore to explore and I say this as someone who hates open world games
she needed to play a bigger role in the story
>>741558378I think the biggest issue is that the open world has nothing for you except some sippy upgradesUnlike games like ER, there are no real cool weapons to find, what little cool stuff there is are just shop unlocks
>>741558378Maybe I'll pick it up when it goes on sale then
>>741544658largetiddyrei
>>741558513hehe, "big"
>>741554059Why are you so mean T_T
>>741559676we need to go beyond big
Lavinia milk
>>7415599671000 hours in photoshop
I think lou and io would get along
>>741547062>>741547376I play for she
>>741560797Io would 100% take naps on Lous lap
>>741545140Huh ? theres Code Vein 2 ??
>>741545140They wanted a more modern audience for their second game and it was nowhere to be found.
>>741562250
so now that we know CV2 was a confirmed flop, can we get another God Eater game?
>>741562250It's better than CV1 in most ways, though none of the girls are as good as Io. I do like how Lou (the main girl of CV2) is written to be Io's mirror, though.
>>741558684Huh? You can find a bunch of cool weapons skills by exploring. I recall getting a halberd spin next to a crashed helicopter.
>Io focused on boobs>Lou focused on thighsWhat will the next girl focus on?
>>741563716both
>>741563716personality(she is a colossal dork)
>>741563823Lavinia is 3.05 meters tall
>>741563716kissable lips
>This is your doctor
>>741564014I already feel better
is this game softcore porn or a real game?
>>741564014Don't let her appearance fool you, this woman is a massive dork.>>741564263Anime Souls-like with a lot of fun mechanics and builds.
it is insane that code vein came at the height of r34 animation, but it was largelly ignored because it wasnt normalfag manufactured shit like overwatch.
This is my wife.
>>741564263
Reminder you get raped right after the tutorial island
>>741564263Soulslike with developed companions and hot-swappable preset builds called Blood Codes. Area progression is linear in the same way DS3 was.
>>741564821Oh noooo some 10/10 hot petite girl is raping me.... woe is me........
>>741564505Such is the fate of most anime games
>>741565093bamco didnt paid the artists unlike blizzard
>>741564505My man everything is getting buried by gacha and vtubers these days
Holly is best girl because she gives you two more passive slots
>>741565083Lou had to watch the whole time...
>>741565326now is 5 second ai slop if you look at xxx and sankaku of said stuff too.
>>741564505Its only 2 animators animating code vein porn
all my wives in one pic
>>741565374I was highly disappointed to see that we spent most of her story playing with her loli mom as a companion and not with her, especially since Josee and Lyle were the exact opposite
>>741565503I can make group handjob AIslop video[/spoiler ]from this pic but ill doubt the thread will last before im done.
>>741565538Her companion quest makes up for it.
>>741565453Some series are so dead that commissions and slop are really your only options
Fat LouThat is all
>>741565775I kneel
thinking of trying an offbrand soulsslop which is better code vein or stellar blade?
>>741566561Stellar Blade is more polished and more "action-y", but I prefer Code Vein. You should probably try Stellar Blade.
What different things would a talking Io plush doll say when squished?
>>741554059I don’t understand this behavior. It’s a piece of speculative dark fantasy fiction. It’s SUPPOSED to not be realistic. Yet stupid fucks like this retard always come here and say dumb shit like this. It’s like an unironic example of that twitter meme about people who can’t rotate apples in their heads or imagine if they didn’t have breakfast. These people have zero intellect and are incapable of understanding concepts. And the industry is full of retards like this who can’t use their brains. No wonder the game industry is collapsing.
>>741562817whats the chance of getting another god eater (knowing bamco it will probably turn into slop with elden ring assets)
>>741567263It's an old copypasta
>>741544658It's criminal how little porn she has even with the advent of AI slop.
>>741567325There are people that still genuinely think like that, and to answer his question >>741567263it's because it appeals to men
>>741554059>No woman is going to unconditionally love you for no reasonYou are right, which is why people indulge in the fantasy. A real woman isn't going to be as loving or loyal as an imaginary one and for those who are aware of that, the fantasy is all that they have when they don't want to engage with the grim reality.
>>741567305God Eater 3 was around 7 years ago, a modest success afaik with no plans for an expansion. The studio was probably much more invested in Scarlet Nexus which then flopped, while having to switch tracks back to Code Vein after it exceeded expectations despite many delays. I think if there was anything in the pipeline for God Eater we would have heard about it by now.
>>741567305God Eater is still showing up in collabs, at least.
>>741563862I want Lavinia to step on me!
Why is she like this
>>741554059>go OUTSIDE and talk to REAL WOMENUh oh roastie melty
>>741569228>big tits >no jiggleno wonder it flopped
>>741569868The lack of physics is rather odd since there are even more busty girls in CV2 than in CV1.
>>741562817Are any God Eaters worth playing for the gameplay?>>741554059We're well aware that it's pathetic, but don't ruin the mood faggot, just hide the thread and move on.
>>741570116Yes
>>741570231Eh, the reason I'm asking is I played GE3 for a bit (like 5 missions maybe, until the skinny girl shows up) and the gameplay was exactly this: stand in front of the monster and keep pressing the button. Soooo, the entire series is like this?
>>741569868>>741569228You can tell Bamco muscled their way into the game's development because the jiggle was actually some kind of numerical value that was fixable with a simple mod, you do NOT hate those niggers enough
>>741570541The gameplay is like if every weapon in Monster Hunter was Insect Glaive. I just really liked the bullet crafting system.
>>741554059I didn't know actual woman posted on /v/.
>>741565568please do
>>741570541MH and its imitators like GE tend to have slow starts, you might like it more when bigger monsters show up
>>741554059You know what sucks about the modern internet is that you can never be sure if this is bait or not. As stupid as you sound there are so many people thinking like you.
>>741568081yea grinded this one hardthey actually gave them some great gameplay in ag
>>741547062I still feel that npc at the back have an actual rolebut got cut out in the release
>>741545140Censored dogshit do be like that
>>741554059>No woman is going to unconditionally love you for no reason.No w*man is going to love you unconditionally period, and that's exactly what makes Io great, she's more like a dog than anything.>and if you like her, you seriously need to take a good hard look at yourself and, frankly, go the fuck outside and talk to actual womenHell no.
>>741544658So she was in the second game right?
>>741573731
>>741574546She's fucking dead, no
Penis goes here.
>>741551409>no continuation from first game despite its setup for sequel ending >retconned entire world building from the first game>lolcowlization>overall uglier and less distinctive than first game>censorslop>no Io
