you racists did this
>>741554216cool
well, nobody bought Aphelion. Same with Directive 8020. Seems like people don't really care about strong black people in space.
lostrecordsbloom&ragebros... we lost...
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving crew of dirty pretentious game-hating wannabe TV-writer slopniggas
>>741554216just make good games and the money will come by itself
>>741554216Good riddance. Life is Strange 1 was their only good game
>>741554216>make games that have the same experience as watching a YouTube video you have click on every so often>people watch them on YouTube instead of buying themNo way
>>741554216They were always gay and lived far too long already.Their shitty gay little games have the fucking worst fan base on /v/
I like how everyone loved the idea of dating a lesbian until they had to deal with the mentally-ill shit being a lesbian comes with.
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>>741554216
>>741554569>>741554570goddamnit
>>741554216>you racists did thisI thought that it was the billionaire CEOs that did this? You mean to tell me that them putting a rainbow on their twitter avatar doesn't mean they actually care for developers? I am SHOCKED!
>>741554216>make a single mediocre yuri VN>anything you make that isn't about teenage lesbians or the older versions of your original teenage lesbians fails utterlyFujoshis and yurifags are two sides of the terminally consumeristic coin, but I haven't ever heard of fujos elevating dogshit games into success before just because there's a gay romance. Yurifags are worse.
>>741554216Kat will find a way.
>its next projectDamn, "Gay Teens That Talk Like Retards V" might not come out?Heartbroken.
>>741554882they nailed her design but they did the compromise with people around her being lame
>>741554216inb4 blackrock money and DEI make the next game
how exhilarating
oh no, how horrible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPQFF0oqsto
>>741554216You forgot the [Fantastic News] tag
>>741554216I wish they died sooner
>>741554216>ask money for a game for faggots>to CHINAOHNONONONO
>>741554465Remember Me**If you say otherwise, you are a nigger
>>741554381>nobody bought AphelionI don't understand how anyone could have thought someone would buy that garbage.
>>741554216Shame, really. Their action games are no 10/10s but they are solid and I liked them. Shame their studio is known for teenage drama.
nobody wants to play as a fat autistic retard in the teenage lesbian genre
>>741555643>nu-male vampir
VIDEO GAMES ARE COLLAPSING
>>741555604Capcom chasing western trends is the worst Capcom
>>741555604>Remember Me**what an ironic name
>>741555697Game was good, regardless, from a bygone era of gaming
>>741554216yo chkdisk out, 1 did /\/07|-|1/\/6
>>741554216you forgot the [AMAZING NEWS] at the start of the title
>>741554216>you racists did thisbut i didn't even do anything
>>741554216they made some serious garbage with LiS but the same dev did vampyr so it evens out
What the fuck? Isn't this what gamers want?
>>741555643I could never play as a redditor's perfect vision of himself.
>>741554216Im not the target audience, why would i be responsible for their failure?
>>741554216Well just make the girls cuter and I'll supp- Wait...LiS already makes the cutest girls...sorry I don't know how to help you this time
>>741554216Turns out leftists don't play games.
Except for sometimes politicians and sports coaches I don't celebrate anyone losing their jobs, but from watching some of that game with the fat lesbian nature photographer I have to wonder who exactly they expected to be lining up in droves to play it.
>>741556313Lmao, which game this obama with tits is from?
>>741556601Aphelion
>>741554216they went full retard just like telltale, never go full retard
>>741556636Never heard of it. Apparently it's current year, lol. Good riddance.
>>741556592The late Gen-X/Late Millennials that definitely play very niche games like these in their spare time.
>>741556592The people behind making these games hate your ass and wish you nothing but suffering, don't be kind, vanquish your enemies
>>741554216But I didn't do anything?
>>741556839Brother, I'm over here playing Joe & Mac Lost in the Tropics on my chinkheld that I was barely able to afford on my stagnant income. We're not even in the audience pool.
>>741555643Based Vampyr enjoyer. That game had genuinely great writing and some wonderful atmosphere. Come to think of it, the writing in LiS1 is also really good when you look past the stupid teenage slang Chloe spews out of her lesbo mouth evrry five seconds.
>>741554216as a white male it's not my responsibility to support these games. where are the black gay disableds? why aren't they supporting their studios?
>>741554381I never heard of that game´s and it makes me happy
>>741554987an we will laugth our ass of because it will fail again, its the circle of live
>>741555645But to be am autistic retard is so hip and funny maby it diden´t work because it was not woke enough xD
>>741555794Good is a stretch, it was dated for 2013. For a action game the combat is shallow even with the customizing strings. Story and characters are bland. Only memorable thing was Nilin's ass.
>>741556052we bad bad people diden´t spend money on a game we diden´t want ,how could we dare
>>741556313Is he cleaning the toilet in my players home?
>>741556519or even leftis hate that shit
>>741556313Jfc, good riddance
>>741554216>woke games killing woke studios>"maybe they will learn their lesson"no they won't
>>741554216Studio grunts have to rebel at some point. If you're some lowly polygon pusher, you now have to look for a job while no one is hiring, and the people who actually made the choices that sabotaged the game will easily find another job or they are already wealthy and don't care.Design games that don't kill your studio, write stories that don't kill your studio. People have families god damn it.
Remember Me, Vampyr and Jusant were their only proper games and they're all extremely mediocre.
>>741554216I wish
good, games need to die
Never cared for this wokeshit.
Why does the modern audience keep doing this to devs? Why are they not buying games?!
How will this affect the pipeline of smut from the characters of life is strange?/aco/ usually has a thread for them and im tired of seeing the same shit
>>741559473Wokeism will save this world later ng after you and I are gone.
>>741554216they nodded
>>741555643I like Vampyr
This could have been prevented, if only you had boughtededed Aphelion.
All they had to do was keep making interactive movies about CUTE WHITE TEEN LESBIANS but no they wanted to diversify and shit. Now this happens. No surprise.They also made Vampyr and Remember Me and I thought those were okay but at the same time unfortunately nothing special.
Never played this faggotslop as I'm not a low T homo
>>741556592>I want people to be able to endlessly burn other people's resources with no return because I'm a good person If only there were more virtuous people like you we could all starve to death. Good people like you need to realize that money is real and that doing things that cause harm with good intentions is still bad.
>>741554216nothing of value was lost.
>this and obsidian in troubleFeels good seeing woke devs fall.
>>741554216about time...anyone remember that one life is strange game with ftm tranny protagonist lol
>>741555604I just remembered it.>>741557576>>741555794It wasn't horrible and somewhat decent but it wasn't good enough to justify being worth $60 when it was released. It's the same deal as Bullet Witch really: underwhelming but ultimately decent game that cost way too much for the lack of content and short run time of the game. Also the female protag is a hottie in both games and that was the primary angle that they used to sell both games.
>>741555604I can't help but notice that it's only ever the cover art being posted and not screenshots or discussion of the gameplay ..
>>741560214I don't know anon. It is hard for me to see how the success or failure of a game company that makes games I don't particularly care about has any implications for mass starvation. Some things, like small video games companies, just aren't that important no matter what and aren't worth becoming murderously animated over.
>>741554216>make game for people who don't buy games>somehow everyone else but the people it was made for are at fault for nobody buying itNothing makes sense.
I liked Vampyr
>>741554216>"I used to work for a big game studio! We really stuck it to the chuds!">"Um, hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I'll have a medium #3 combo with a diet coke!"
>>741555604it, much like every other game they made, is absolute garbage
>>741557275This morning, someone pointed out how they're beginning to see an alarming amount of online users using an apostrophe to pluralize words. Like instead of typing "cities", they type "city's".And then a few hours later, I read your post. Not only do you use an apostrophe to pluralize, you typed "that" instead of "those".
>>741554216Get woke go broke
>>741554216Happy pride, faggots
>>741554216>>> /tv/
They should have stayed to making games like Remember Me and Life is Strange(the first one).I'm surprised that no one has linked the LiS game where they made the older white guy racist toward brown kids for no reason.
>>741559558Ganbare, modern audience
>>741554216Yes i did this.And i will do it again.
>>741554216Cute lesbians was the only thing people liked about the first game, and the previous game actively went out of its way to show they hate each other and still never get together again. What did they think would happen?
the chvds have spoken, add big tits to you're games or your're studio closes down, shrimple as that
>>741555643I liked this gameAnd it ended with a clear pathway to a sequel, not completely necessary, but could be done qute easily without any asspulls.And they didnt do shit with this option
>>741563546>and the previous game actively went out of its way to show they hate each other and still never get together again.Uhhh... what? What is the "previous game" you're referring to? Dontnod's last two lesbian simulators were chock full of fanservice.
>>741554569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32R-ePfeS5E
>>741562892We're fucked anon. We're genuinely fucked. We're living in the beginning of an autocratic oligarchical takeover and nobody sees it coming or cares. It's just left-right-left-right tribe brain shitposting and bait.
>>741554216Weren't these games made specifically for the "modern audience"?Since I'm not the modern audience, you really can't blame me for not buying.
>>741560102>Aphelionthis wokeshit is so similar to other wokeshit that it didn't even leave an impression
>>741562892>>741564373Keep calling them out I do it when I see people type "costed" and "payed"
>>741554216I don't play homo shit
>>741554465And before the storm. But why the fuck would you play anything else by them?
LiS sold well for a westranny walking simulator propaganda piece, but they've made nothing but flops since. Unsurprising.
>>741564680loose instead of lose then you call them retarded and they say it's a valid alternate spellingshould/would/could of instead of have
>>741554216The main thing that I think of whenever I see Life is Strange is how Neptunia's PC launch was beating it on release.What could have been if Idea Factory wasn't a kusoge dev.
>>741554216It'd be sad to see them go, because honestly they have made pretty good games. Jusant, Vampyr, Remember Me, and Banishers were all fun. Going back to the well with knockoff Life is Strange and the trash fire that is Aphelion doesn't leave me too surprised that they're doing poorly though.
>>741565520All the games you mentioned were trash, some had potential like Vampyr or looked really good like Remember Me, but overall they were extremely mediocre.It's sort of a miracle they lasted so long producing AA+ mediocrity.
>>741562892>>741564373>>741564680>>741565463I believe in this website being a fun international hub, and I don't consider myself much of a grammar Nazi, but if you can't communicate in English at a 5th grade level, you shouldn't be on this website.They should have pic related instead of a Captcha.
>>741554381>>741555620>>741556636>>741560102>>741564616more like APElion
>>741565520Only Jusant was developed and published by them, not by the walking sim teams iirc, while the others had different publishers. They were good because the publishers did their job as tard wranglers while the walking sims didn't have any.
>>741562382It's a beat em up game. Nothing too complex but still the most gameplay heavy game this studio has ever made
>>741556636KEK I forgot about this one holy fuck it bombed hard
>>741565850The paper in the second image is intentionally designed to be interpreted in multiple ways. It was designed so that the person administering the test could call any answer false, opting to use an alternate interpretation.I'm not even going to look at the other images, because the second paper doesn't support the statement you're making.
i only herd of them becasue they helped Tiny Bull Studio make and publish my cozy game of '25
>>741554216Good.
>>741554216more wokeslop flopping. This shit was never viable, it's just that the money's drying up now. Blackrock couldn't keep it afloat forever.
I think the main issue is that we already have so many shows and movies and narrative games that there is little appeal for more of them right now.
>>741566089>20 million budget>5000 thousand copies sold on steam>100 thousand dollar revenue>200 player peak>250 reviews where exactly is the modern audience hiding ,bros?
>>741562382As if anyone is interested in the story or gameplay (lmao) of Life is Strange, and they aren't obsessed with it and calling it a good game just because they're porn addicted cumbrains with a fetish for lesbians.
>>741565850I don't believe it's just an ESL issue. I don't have a problem with true ESL people posting as long as I can reasonably work out what they are trying to say.It's AI posters. I have a problem with AI agents existing here, gathering data, soulless psyop agents.
>>741566413>5000 thousand copies sold on steam>5000 thousand thats 5 million copiesno
>>741554216But how? Every racist streamer bought and hateplayed this game.
>>741554216so voting with your wallet works huh
>>741566210It doesn't seem remotely vague to me, you're just retarded. If there's multiple possible interpretations wouldn't that just make it EASIER for you to fill it out for us here? I think you're just looking for an out because you know you're too illiterate to complete that test for literal fifth graders
>>741554216Ever since I played that Banshitters game I want their studio burnt down.
>>741566575i am bad at mathplease understand
>>741555620Toxic positivity. These people are in a bubble where all they can do is breathe each other's farts. They are not learning either. The 100 - 300 they are getting on Steam for these games is the modern audience.
>>741565850>They should have pic related instead of a Captcha.Just retina scan and perma-ban browns. Sorry brown-eyed white men I know you are willing to take the hit for the good of us all.
>>741555604>Remember MeHow would I ever forget a butt that perfect?
>>741554216I'm surprised they are still in business.Life is strange must have sold a fuck ton
did blackrock run out of money?
>>741572442Most ESG funds were retired last year because they weren't making any money.They are stealing your 401K and importing browns with AI companies now.
>>741572442They didn't run out of money, but they and the shareholders are increasingly running out of patience for lighting money on fire to push social change
>>741572442Shareholders are dumping all of their money into AIslop, so there's none left over to push this gay shit anymore.Plus, the death of USAIDs also destroyed a lot of funding for this garbage.Good riddance I say, and a pox on the Europoor faggots on this board who try to act like their shitty gay devs are any better than the shitty gay American devs.
>>741559293The time to do that was GG. The fucks doing this would rather lose billions and kill the company before changing. It's very rare to have a SB kind of project that busts through the barriers, and that had people at sony put their jobs on the line to stop it.
>>741554216no oh did usaid run out
>>741572442Of course not. Things did get bad enough that normie shareholders noticed though. Also, a key breach point was when DEI got caught up in israel/palestine.
>>741554216But I did nothing?
But, I did like the nastolgic soundtrack of Life is Strange. I grew up on bands like Bright eyes and they were super popular at the time. Saw them play a show in Norfolk around the time "Cassadaga" came out and they were awesome. Really talented group of dudes.
>>741554216>woke dev struggling to find funding for their woke game in a post woke worldWhat did they expect?
>>741554431Very antisemitic post
>>741554216What if, and hear me out, what if going woke lead to going broke?
>>741554216imagine if they made good stories instead of propaganda
>>741574262And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out,and they started just falling thirty-thousand feet,and the pilots on the microphone and he's saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god... I'm sorry" and apologizing.And she looks at the man and says "Where are we going?" and he looks at her and he says "We're going to a party.It's a birthday party. It's your birthday party.Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much."And then he starts humming this little tune, it kind of goes like this
>>741554381are these real game names? i can't even tell anymore kek
can't they just ask the french goberment for more moneyIt doesn't matter if the last 5 games flopped, we're talking about useless civilian money anyway
>>741554216>stops funding ESG vanity projects>now companies can't find fundingwho could have seen this ocming
>>741554216i feel like i know what Life Is Strange is but man its not ringing a bell
>>741574619To be fair, it worked the first time, and only the first time.
>>741574806AS MY MOTHER WATERS PLANTS, MY FATHER LOADS HIS GUN, SAID DEATH WILL GIVE US BACK TO GOD JUST LIKE THE SETTING SUN, HIS RETURN TO THE LONESOME OCEAN
>>741572442Fink straight up said they failed.
>>741554216racists are the only ones who can be bothered to "play" these "games"
>Life is Strange developer in trouble as it struggles to secure funding.Fucking YES !fuck all lefties and Blackrock.>>741562954>me at Ubisoft office doors.
>>741554216I didn't do anything. *sips soda*
>>741555604I remember jerking off to her.
>>741554216fuck dont nod, i hope they dont survive
>>741554216I am not saddened by this. Fuck those games.
>>741554216this really seems like some kind of gaming resetif all these western studios shut down, do you think there'd be some kind of rennaisance later down the road? or would there just be nothing and we'd be stuck with only the latest retarded woke titles from the giant companies who are immortal (sony, nintendo, idk)
>>741565354They didn't make BTS. Life is Strange 1 and 2 were the only games in that series they were involved with
>>741556410DADDY
>>741554216We couldn't help it, those games were pretty boring.
>>741584243What the fuck were you trying to do here
But I did nothing?
>>741562365>I just remembered it.what a funny, original joke.
>>741584295Nothing
Genuinely what notable games have DONTNOD developed in the last 10 years?Life is Strange came out in 2015 btw
>>741562365>Also the female protag is a hottie in both gamesI don't remember much of the game but I do member the MC girl having a fat ass for the time
>>741587119It wasn't fat for it's time. It was just very nicely built. Still is.
And I will do it again
>>741565520>and the trash fire that is Aphelion doesn't leave me too surprisedAh yes it was trash, it wasn't just full of ugly nigger monkeys
>>741554216Good.If you don't make good games and instead focus on pushing propaganda you should lose your job.
>>741556313>studio is all white people>make the ugliest looking niggress everif I was a black woman I would be so fucking mad that white people can only make ugly black characters
Tragic that we'll never get a sequel to Vampyr. But didn't look like we'd ever get it anyway so whatever.
>>741584567You act as if seething over a dumb joke isn't pathetic, woman-tier behavior.
>>741554216Holy shit am I that powerful? God DAMN
>>741556313WHAT THEY WERE THINKING!?
>>741554465That game isn't good either. It's just a liberal poz movie game.
>>741554216Shame, I wanted more Alex Chen...
>>741554569>>741554570Billion - 2
>>741554216life is strange 1 was the last good game they made (maybe vampyr? didn't play it) and they've coasted on its fame making mediocre to bad games since. their death is long overdue.
>>741554216There is a lesson to be learned here, but I don't think you're gonna learn it.
>>741554216>you racists did thisI didn't even play the first one. I saw the gay shit and NOPE'D right away. There were a lot of fags and retards on here that gave it a pass cause of cute teenage lesbians. Either they got smart or got bullied into acting right. Fuck all that gay shit.
>>741595186The lesson is that we gotta dodecadouble down on lambasting the chuds
The consequences of not making a hot hapa
I hope Obsidian is next on the chopping block
>>741555604great graphics and decent gameplay but the story is thoroughly retarded. hard to go back to.feels like a waste they never ported it to newer consoles, one of those games that got screwed by coming out on only 7th gen at the very end of it.
>>741554216Bareback with Kat
>>741595392Pretty sure they're just squeezing by unfortunately
>>741555645She's looks really cute though
>>741595392Same, the seethe will be immense
no one has mentioned Tell Me Why, their magnum opus currently free on steam?
>>741554216I just wanted Vampyr 2 man. Fuck this gay teenager shit.
>>741589745'It doesn't seem to be a skill issue to me. Just a bad choice. Can you name one good looking black character or person in general?
The funniest part of this is people fawning over Chloe but nope-ing the fuck out when she acts like a real life lesbian.Everyone keeps demanding representation and then when they get a realistic lesbian they are fucking horrified.
>>741554216Has anyone made a list of all the woke studio closures yet?
>>741595878
>>741554216HAHA, I've done it agai- wait...what did I do?
>>741554216good, these games were shit anyways lmfao
>>741589745ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN MARKET, CJ!!!
>>741554216They made Vampyr right? Shame. I really enjoyed that game.
