...
at least he is still racist
Smug fuck!
>>741555939Fucking nepo hires.
>>741556165>Yo, Wolf! My nephew is being an annoying little shit. He's on your team now!
>>741555939He looks just like those Americans I saw once when work sent me to our embassy in California. Haha, what a bunch of silly apes.
>>741555939
>>741555939the one good redesign
>>741555939UNCLE ANDROOOOSSSSSS
Post the crackhead cat
I've just had a thought. How did Fox get the Arwings? I know Peppy still had his after Venom, but what about the other three? Did Space Dynamics give them to him for testing?
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>>741558469Maybe they had extras? Or maybe were gifted them, as only certain pilots can even handle them. That's why the Cornerian army isn't equipped with them.
Bow before the great ANDROSS.
>>741558546>Gato sexo
>>741558546>We have doctor T'Ana at home
>>741558563Its not that other pilots can't handle them. It's that the tech in them, especially the G-Diffuser, is so fucking expensive that mass production isn't worth it. Plus, the Lylat system was peaceful, for the most part, for a long time, and SD most likely didnt get much data on real combat scenarios during that time. So, when a real war started, why not give the arwings to a group of mercs planning to go into the thick of it? Stress test the shit out of those machines.
>>741558546Why do you care if she looks 'ugly'? They are animals. You aren't attracted to animals, are you?
>>741555939Where is his food advice?
>>741555939>sounds like a generic smug anime villain instead of a dumbass wannabe tough guyAnd into the trash it goes.
>>741555939.
>>741556165He was absolutely added on to the team so Andross can have a direct line to team and make sure they don't try anything funny. Wolf might not seem the type to bite the hand that writes the space checks and Leon goes where Wolf goes but Pigma absolutely needs someone to watch over him. A pig that betrayed his previous team for raw cash can't be trusted not to do it agian.
>>741558546Should have just made her a pink haired punk rocker, this look is shit, but I can understand how they got there considering Zoness.
Are you gonna listen to that MONkey??
>>741558868>my monkey? Stolen >my Wolfen? Demolished>my beautiful reward? auuughhhh
is he still gonna say "UNCA ANDROOOOOSSSSS" really gay or no?
>>741558907That and Andross is a racial supremacist.
>>741558469In the SNES game they were given by General Pepper, which makes the whole thing about them being independent mercs a bit sus imo. I think he kept James around as an independent contractor for off the books operations.
>>741559823Considering ROB 64's new voice they might make him sound even gayer
>>741559635Kek
>>741560045>An upstart commander flirted with my wife! Call, James! I want that man dead! >Jame's died, remember, sir?>Ah, right... Call his son! >He's, thirteen! >Did I stutter!?
>>741557383>>741558280Heh
Oikonny started his own rebellion without Andross after Andross btw, and his people loved him because he was an ape supremacist through and through
>>741563146>Enter....!
>>741558546>Falco fucked this
>>741555939>Son I am disappoint
>fools not appreciating the great LeonI had no idea he was Polish at the time.
>>741563624Can I see the original image?
>>741560045They do kind of fuck off and send Pepper the bill after though, but I agree they are definitely in bed with the Cornerian military and I doubt they would work for Andros even with a substantial pay raise.
>>741555939Unironically one of the only improvements
>>741558907That's why Wolf kicked out Pigma and Andrew right after the Lylat Wars for Panther even if it means being a man short of Star Fox.
I’d buy this game on launch day if it were available on PC.I’m going to wait five years for the emulators.
>>741557383
>>741560045Fox and Samus operate on the same logic. They want to be good people but don't want to deal with orders so they take exclusive contracts for the government on the condition they handle it with minimal oversight.
>>741563579>Annoying bird I am the great Leon
His face is good, but now he sounds too young. Despite being a remake of 64, they're leaning really hard into Assault.
Andrew and Pigma are the only characters who look better in this art style.
>>741563247For years I just took out the wings with the lasers. Then I used a smart bomb and destroyed them all in like one shot...
>>741565163I like this read of the events.
>>741555939>Some people think they can outsmart me...
>>741565339They're REALLY leaning into it with the remake though. Even in the Mario movie he puts emphasis on making money.Feels like Nintendo wants Fox to be their "cool bad boy" of the Nintendo family now.
>>741557383>>741558280Exactly what I was thinking
>>741563962You may not
>>741558469Fox gets them from connections through Slippy. Also remember, years had passed since the Venom incident, enough time to make some
>>741563252Have you seen Falco? I mean, look at him now, can't be a picker
>>741565494Smash Wii-U trophy descriptions for Pigma and Andrew say as much.
>>741555939distinguished primate
>>741566169Ah, thanks. It sounded vaguely familiar but I haven't played through since December of 2014
>>741565179It's the cheapest platform. You literally can't even buy storage for your PC cheaper than Switch 2.
>>741565527I mean can you blame them? Fox was essentially just another stoic main character.
>>741563252regretfully
>>741566660Would
>>741566660>big titty veinHHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
>>741566660How do I fuck her with a cloaca?
>>741566660She looks like she exclusively smokes Cornerian Spirits (Yellows), and I'm into that.
>>741566660>old, tired cat offers herself to pass the timeCan't explain it, but there's something extremely wholesome in that situation
>>741559635Made me snort laugh, extremely good shit anon
>>741555939I had to play the demo myself because all the YouTube gameplay was dogshit
>>741567784It's not a hard game to be good at. But the YTbabies sure found a way to suck
>>741565794That ain’t Falco
>>741567951I can't wait for all the reviews crying about Falco shit talking the player I miss when games did that.
>>741566660No KattWork on yourself first
>>741566660Katts oily dandruff all over that hat.
>>741568028God I hope that hack doesn't touch Smash 6
>>741558776I have reservations about any dev’s decision to radically change a character aesthetic, especially when it’s to make the only female character in the game significantly uglier than her original design.
>>741569794lol
>>741557383>>741558280Kino, I'm afraid.
>>741558776>You aren't attracted to animals, are you?Yes, exclusively in fact.
>>741571530
>>741558776Um, technically humans are animals so yes I am indeed attracted to animals :)
>>741558546>EyelinerEnough for me to say sexo.
>>741569794Too fucking bad! 95% of the roster will be Fire Emblem characters!
>>741573312
>>741569794You mean Super Fire Embros 6?
>tendies desperately trying to hype up their $60 45 minute game Lmfao
So what route are you gonna do first? Easy? Hard? A specific one you happen to enjoy most?Boring but I think I'll do a full Easy first then a full Hard.
>>741573840I'll probably do a Full Easy then do a mostly Middle/Hard route ending at Venom 2. Gotta go help out Husky Unit.
>>741573312Ultimate was a special case. Honestly Ultimate isn’t all that great once you get past the novelty of “Everyone is Here”
>>741573840Just did pure easy last night on 64 and learned you can warp from Sector X to Sector Y and Bill can help with it so I might do that on remake.
>>741558776stfu. EVERY character looks like shit in this monstrosity. This enshittifcation and uglification of game design/character design needs to stop.
>>741575350TrueI played with 3 of my IRL friends for over 2k hours and there are characters that have we played less than 10 times in total
>>741575739it's not like her design was consistent
>>741558546i can fix her
>>741575961Her design WAS consistent. Consistently NOT fucking disgusting.
>>741559635That was perfect.
>>741558546She looks like she spreads STDs across the galaxy
>>741575350I have no problem playing Smash Ultimate but the single player campaign deserved way better.As much as I love Melee, it's fanbase makes it so fucking hard every step of the way
>>741555939>No Dole Dippers for you Baboon.
>>741566660
>>741568082Women dont do that kind of thing
>>741573312Not just any Fire Emblem characters, Fire Emblem avatars!
Oincoony.
>>741558546Would….
>>741578621I love Slippy
>>741578691He's grown on me
>>741578734>He's grown on meLike a WART, maybe.
>>741566660My brain tells me no but my penis says yes.
>>741578734> enemy shield ANALyzed
>>741579290>Clever girl.
>>741566660>covered in fur>titty veinwhat?
>>741567951Do zoomers understand rail shooters? I don't think any major ones have come around since they've been alive.
>>741569794Hahaha you will enjoy the three new FE characters appearing in Fortune's Weave. No you will not get all returning characters, especially Banjo. Asha Shwarma has seen to that.
>>741567784watch zallard1 the of max score king
>>741580736They're used to endless runners, aren't they
>>741563624Monkey Putlet never fails to make me smile.
Furries, I know you have money somehow so buy this game even if you're just going to masturbate to the characters. I need this to sell well so we can have true sequels.
>>741581762Please no. NOBODY wants MORE of these monstrosities.
>>741582050I couldn't care less what the characters will look like. Make them more arousing to furries if it gets me more Star Fox games.
>>741581762Isn't the rumored next game an Adventures sequel, though? Hopefully that's wrong. That would be an absolutely foolish decision.
>>741582098You cannot be this retarded. Grow some fucking standards. Holy shit.
>>741582123I really doubt it, Nintendo prefers to keep Rareware focused things more dead to replace them with better stuff (see Bananza)
>>741582123OH GOD PLEASE NO. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE UGLIFIED DINOSAURS/KRYSTAL.
>>741558712Even flattering fanart can't fix her.
>>741582259You seem to be retarded if the look of characters impacts if you'll appreciate the game
>>741582435I refuse to look at roadkill for 10+ hours. Fuck off.
>We have to wait 5-10 years for Nintendo to reboot this franchise AGAIN>It'll be 64 AGAIN>The designs will look ugly AGAINWhy is this franchise so cursed?
>>741559008benny thumped one
>>741582772Partially because SOME people refuse to have standards and partially because low effort re-releases of Starfox 64 sold well 3 times before, so why WOULDN'T they do it again?
>>741582098Based. I'll be picking it up day 1, as will a couple IRL friends.
>>741583114You are LITERALLY the sort of zero standard retard that is killing the franchise.
>>741575350Brawl is probably the best because of the holy shit factor of having sonic and snake in for the first time, and the campaign
>>741583180You're the kind of miserable faggot that just complains online and never actually plays games. My standards are much higher than yours, you cumdump of a little sauce less bitch. At least I purchase games and support series I love. Get the fuck out.
>>741582317> Nintendo prefers to keep Rareware focused things more dead to replace them with better stuff (see Bananza)So did you actually play Bananza or...?
>>741555939I can't believe they made him look like count dooku
>>741583263Sybau, you zero standards having retard. I refuse to be part of the problem. You, however, ACTIVELY exacerbate the problem. If you REALLY loved the franchise, you wouldn't reward them for fucking it up.
>>741583472You'll never shut me up, maybe I'll enjoy another play through of the demo and work on my Meteo high score. Like I already said, all you do is nag and whine online. Nobody cares what you have to say, you contribute nothing. Try being more than a waste of oxygen. Try picking up a controller while you're at it.
>>741583639You should be forcibly castrated. Your very existence is polluting the gene pool
>>741582772Identity crisis and Nintendo refuses to care about any IP beyond two games if it doesn't consistently do 5m units per game.>but MetroidNo, Nintendo doesn't care about that either, they just happen to have found golden egg western studios that will keep the franchise alive and with good enough reviews they can use the IP for core audience pandering once a generation.
>>741555939>"You guys should just turn around and leave because you DO NOT wanna piss off my uncle''.
I miss the time when games had ugly villains and attractive heroes.
>>741559635Ok this is a good one, great job Anon.
>>741565386He was always supposed to sound young, listen to him in SF64's JP dub.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IygLSehJoU
Two more weeks
>>741584440Any chance we get dual audio in this release? That'd be kind of awesome honestly.
>>741584440He's andross's whiny little twink of a nephew. So yeah. He's supposed to sound young.
>I'm so hungry, I could eat a Dumbledang Pod!
>>741571530>>741572601autists arent people
I fucking love his tiny little legs!
>>741582123Not explicitly a sequel, just that it was going to be an “adventure-styled game” that Nate (the leaker) said would probably please the fans who were hoping this new Star Fox was a bit more like Assault in terms of its gameplay variety.
Why is it that every single fucking kid I knew in highschool who liked to play Smash turned tranny during college? Every single fucking one of them. Why? Is Smash a tranny pipeline or some shit?
>>741586223This isn't a Smash thread
>>741586223There must have been something in your local water supply, because none of the Smash kids I knew transitioned (or killed themselves for that matter). I hope you've since relocated, or else you could be next!
>>741582123>>741586139This is the original source of this btwhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/user-who-leaked-star-fox-remake-before-nate-also-mentioned-other-games-on-nintendos-2026-2027-roadmap-1st-3rd-party-games-remakes-dlc-etc.1514317/The "Adventure-styled game" wasn't from Nate, it was from a guy named malo932 who managed to claim that we were getting a classic styled Star Fox in June, an Ocarina of Time remake, and a Switch Sports sequel just right before Nate made his video. Malo also said that there's a new Wario Land and a pixel art Super Metroid remake in the works. Take this all as you will.
>>741586295>Mario Kart World DLC is a thing but won't be a thing until 2 years after releaseIt's either a fucking insane gigantic expansion or this is an inexplicably long wait
>SF coming in a week, a brand new nintendo exclusive>placing second on the best-sellers behind elliot (not even an nintendo ip, let alone an exclusive)>the only other time this has happened was with mario tennis fever, one of the biggest flops on switch 2Star Fox is about to die once again
>>741563247Pretty wild how he survived getting blown up by one of those.
>>741565163Pretty sure andrewleft on his own to rebuildandross' forces.But wolf did toss pigma out
>>741586645Starfox was first place on the eshop and Amazon for a while.
>>741587526No, Wolf tossed Andrew out as well. His whole story as established from SF64 material is that he really was nothing more than a plant that was shoved onto the team by Andross when Pigma was forming it, the only reason they even put up with him despite his ego and poor piloting skills was because he was using his said connections to Andross to provide Star Wolf with technological and financial support, and obviously with Andross gone after the Lylat Wars they saw no further usage him and kicked him out, moving away from Andross' army.
>>741587792
>>741587792Been awhile so couldn't recall.Alright then.
>>741587854Bro, Leon is more enigmatic than I thought.
>>741558546>a cat is talking
>>741557383>>741558280Still no >hivemindreplySummer, newfags, tourists, etc.
>>741558280Literally no. That is NOT Andrew. Andrew is a whiny little twink of an Andross worshipper, THAT IS NOT ANDREW.
>>741557383>>741558280The duality of man
>>741558546i like her cuz she looks like the dumpster goblin i adopted.
It could be worse.
>>741555939can't believe Sam Altman got to be in Star Fox
>>741588386>hivemind>for two posts twenty minutes apartYou ding dong.
>>741586006I do, too, even though they look so weirdly proportioned.
>>741578621When I was waiting to see Toy Story 5 in the theaters one of the previews had a Star Fox ad!
>>741555939I'm not sure if Andrew is related to Andross through his mother or his father, but imagine being the brother or sister of the insane asshole who keeps trying to take over the galaxy, and then your son ends up joining his evil scheme. I like to imagine that his mother or father is just a completely normal person who works some regular, boring office job somewhere, and just has to keep dealing with the rest of their insane family.
>>741582772>headcanonthis game is gonna sell great
>>741590498>it hasn't grown on you yet
>>741586645>biggest flops>has likely already sold above a millionok so its great for star fox
>>741590779Very cool.
>>741583260It mainly because that's the one I played with my friends, but I agree
I never played any Starfox games other than 64 and adventures (lol). Did they really never do the obvious thing and just make a bigger better 64? Have they really managed to fuck up the formula of 'branching rail shooter' for nearly 30 years?
>>741590997>Have they really managed to fuck up the formula of 'branching rail shooter' for nearly 30 years?Motion controls and touch screens ruined everything.
>>741555939DR ZAIUSDR ZAIUShttps://youtu.be/7v4yuK2Uxzs
>>741590997Yep. They try to do new things with Star Fox and when that inevitably fails, they just go back and remake Star Fox 64 again. It's amazing how bad they have mismanaged this series when the answer is so obvious and simple
>>741591293On top of that, they ONLY learn the WRONG lessons from every failure. >turns X game into an entirely different genre>"WELP, IT FLOPPED, CLEARLY THIS FRANCHISE NEEDS TO NEVER GET ANOTHER GAME AGAIN!"
>>741578734Love how the Japanese draw frog characters
the gamecube era was good for star fox. command on the other hand might as well be banished. nobody talks about that Wii U game with Slippy Toad's uncle.
>>741590997The problem is meaningful branching gets exponentially harder with each layer you add, and nintendo are lazy cunts. They don't have the willpower to concoct a game where your decision to scratch your left or right nut on stage N has unique knock-on effects for all stages N+1 even though that's the logical evolution of the genre and it was stuff like that which make 64 cool.
>>741590921The industry has grown tremendously in the last 10 years. A “new” Star Fox hitting a million should be effortless. But chances are it’s going to do MP4 numbers and fall short of 2 mil.
>>741590498would scritch under the neck
>>741592430>The industry has grown tremendously in the last 10 yearsThe fuck it has, not by console sales numbers in the least.Aiming for about 1 million sales to turn profitable would be a typical Nintendo strategy to ensure they don't lose money on the game itself and probably smart at a time when huge budget games are flopping. A remake can't have been that expensive to make.The real question is if they'll do a sequel based on this.
>>741593160Which consoles? The ones with few/no games or the ones with few/no games?Go back to the ps3 or ps4 era. Those numbers are still relevant.
>>741592430It went on sale a month ago digitally. I don't see how it being number 2 behind a highly marketed brand new digital only game means it's suddenly flopping. Not to mention all of the normalfag parents and families who will buy it physically after loving Fox in the Galaxy movie. I predict 2 million first month and another million by the end of the year
>>741593430>Which consoles?Any. Sales of any console has at most reached up to 100 million devices and not gone up since circa 2010.
>>741592349The solution is don't do too many branching paths, keep the quality of the on-rails levels the highest and go crazy with those. Then have side missions All-range missions that just have a lot of random variables to add more shit to do in the game. All-Range side levels can be open and static geometry that they can use as a base, and just have fun with enemy types, stage hazards, and other gimmicks.
>>7415936292010. aka The Ps3 era. My point stands. The numbers have all but entirely halted because games and consoles have only been getting worse.
>>741593784Not him but I don't know what the fuck your point is and it seems like you flipped on it, you aren't standing on shit
>>741593994Ps5 has basically no games. The newer Xbones don't have jack shit either. Combine that with the constant flow of dogshit quality "games" and you have an industry that will NEVER grow again.If THAT doesn't make it clear, then I'm sorry you dropped out of school in the first grade, but it isn't my job to teach you how to read.
>>741582528You look in the mirror every day, that's normal for you.
>>741594252It took you that long to come up with that? You're clearly about as sharp as a wad of soggy cardboard.
>>741586223You clearly only hung around with faggots. All the kids i used to play smash with now.just smoke alot.of weed
>>741595223Huh, guess weed saved my dick
>>741558546Why did people latch onto a character you only see for like two levels?
>>741595347Because she was the only female in the series until Krystal came about. Fara/Fay/Miyu don't count.
>>741558546Crack whore
Fun fact! Falco is the only member of Star Fox who has not canonically had sex.
>>741595347Because she makes T'ana look like a supermodel. I don't CARE if it's "only for two levels". She went from being nice to look at(both of her designs) to being outright DISGUSTING. That's just unacceptable regardless of how much screen time she gets.
>>741595495
Gee I’ve been fucked by Fox how swell
>>741588205>>741558546
>>741591504Gamecube era was good in general as with the GBA era too where smaller niche franchises could thrive.
>>741555939His smug aura infuriates me.
>>741558776I don't wanna fuck animals but if I had to stare at one of the two I'd pick a swan over a turkey every time. People like pretty things.
>>741598246This.
>>741598246>he's not gobblemaxxingwhat's next, you don't like chickens?
>>741558546>>741558712>>741597404fuck she's so perfectimagine her jerking you off past completion with a raspy voice and then wiping it on the wall
ugly females in modern media are a classic Jewish trick
>>741590498I wish they'd given him those weird slit eyes like foxes have.
>>741558280All of the Star Wolf redesigns look bad though
>>741595347>2 levelsSo like, a whole third of the game, then
>this is shit actually >literally the coolest thing ever
>>741587310he did? i skipped command and im pretty sure its all but 64 remakes after that so i don't know if he survived, pigma did died in assault, right?
I'm afraid to see what they'll do to her but if this flops super hard, then I'll never be faced with that nightmare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InYQZ1cxNCM
>>741604017Again, This. I can't bear the thought.
>>741578032can i screenshot this?
>>741578691>>741578734>made Dave and Cory laugh who doesn't?
>>741604619I wish you had asked a little bit more nicely but I'm sure you were just so excited haha! Feel free :)
>>741601497
>>741604017They won't do anything with Fay and Miyu
>>741555939oh shit its really him
>>741595347I haven't latched onto her, but her design is really, really bad. I guess if you're someone who thinks that developers deliberately make women unattractive then this is pretty compelling evidence. Even without that, she clearly looks awful.
>>741567951People say that everyone will complain the game is too short, but from what I've seen from a number of LPs for SF64, newcomers really tend to struggle.
>>741605343They're not going to have the option of save states, I predict that'll really be a struggle for newer players. I notice a lot of newcomers struggle with bosses.
>>741605313It isn't just women. It's any visually appealing character, ESPECIALLY if they're also attractive.
>>741605174Okay, not gonna lie, those eyes actually look really good on with the more realistic humanoid animal design.Any chance of getting an edit where his irises match the shade of green he normally has?
>>741603678He shows up in Command as an enemy in some missions and Pigma became a cube
>>741605174he looks cool like that. thanks
>whoa AI is… le based!!Jews and their jewnig Indians will not win
>>741567432It's the fantasy that you can just have sex with absolutely no strings attached, purely for the sake of stress relief and no feelings, no attachments, nothing. Also that a woman finds you attractive enough to enjoy sex with. Then afterwards you just go about your business, like asking someone to help you lift up something heavy real quick.
I have to buy this so they can add Krystal in the next game
>>741606912Please don't. They're going to turn her into a pug faced, drug addicted monstrosity with every std in the known galaxy.
>>741587854No chameleon reptiles in the Lylat system?
>>741558776She's ugly in an "unpleasant to look at" wayIt's not that I no longer want to fuck her (I never did)It's that I don't want to even look at her
>>741555939>live monke reaction
>>741608473Exactly. Hence my "roadkill" comment.
>>741606912>My precious coombait
>>741555939Did this character really deserve such a nice glow up? His original story is being annoying nepo baby only there for Andross.
>>741609409I think it conveys a lot of arrogance, shooting him down will be all the better.
>>741609409Times are changingOld ways returningTrust the family
>>741609481You have clearly NEVER played the games and you have NO idea who he is. If you did, you'd understand WHY this redesign is so fucking bad.
>>741609947I've been playing the original since before you were born, kiddo
>>741610171Bullshit. The game ain't that old, bucko.
>>741598961
>>741566660>Slippy's Bait & Tackle>Formerly Chuck's
>>741610171That would make Star Fox 64 older than Pong.
>>741609481I don't like that they redesigned him based on Assault's characterization of him. In Star Fox 64 he's a whiny brat who's only on the team because Andross forced them to take him, and the new look and voice do not remotely fit that.
>>741597404>not turning it up so you can have a bad bitch peaking your speakers with her muffled micngmi
>>741578621It's honestly crazy how much effort Nintendo's putting into marketing this thing. I even saw an ad for it on an overhead advertising screen at the local shops, and I've NEVER seen a game or even movie ad on one of those.
>>741592904
>>741558907>>741565163Pigmaballz
>>741565794that's actually a poor shot of falcohe's way better looking
>>741586006>but muh runningyou'd think smash secondaries would know how a bunch of characters with thin legs could run fast since smash has a lot of them
>>741558546literally looks like a crack whore
>>741592349>>741593757>gamers being ideas man but incapable of applying this shiteven that star fox indie clone followed the same pattern on whatever 64 did
>>741597404Someone now do this gif but the volume going the opposite direction thanks
Did you like his movie
>>741613393god I wish he'd do that to me
>>741558776do you even realize what the star fox fandom even is?
>>741558546>americans love trash>pushes their fucking dogshit fetishes every time they can
>>741598961>wiping it on the wall>not just wiping it into her own chest fur
>>741612914This is War. No room for pretty pink pussies with pretty pink pussies.
>>741612914good
>>741613696Screeches the Brit living in India
>>741604797Winks and does a little spin ;)
>Canon PathCorneria-Meteo-Fichina-Solar-Macbeth-Area 6-Venom 2Any route that doesn't have a Star Wolf rematch is non-canon
>>741558546It's growing on me but I hope we see her in casual clothes and not that uniform only.
>>741558776Yes, yes they are anon. They want to rape animals.
>>741614903>TheyWho? Your family? Damn.
>>741615093nta but what a retarded fucking faggot you are, why are you allowed to breathe?
>741615143Wow you really told him
>>741614780We'll get lucky if we get a cut scene with her off the ship
Since there's a different cutscene inside the Great Fox for every outcome in every level to set up the next mission, how many will there be in total?
>>741614465>Screeches the Brit living in India
>>741566660damn
>>741555939>Star fox 64>remade one time on the 3DS then is getting another remake>the new remake completely change the artstyle and make it more realistic>The remake is mostly faithful with only a few new features>MGS3>remade one time on the 3DS and is getting another remake>the new remake completely change the artstyle and make it more realistic>The remake is mostly faithful with only a few new features
>>741616925"realistic" is a direct DOWNGRADE for something like this. Get outta here with that.
DR ZEUS DR ZEUSDR ZEUS DR ZEUSDR ZEUS DR ZEUSOOOOH DR ZEUS
>>741618840Reminds me of star wars. Shame.
>>741618670>ARRGHHH UGAH BELAK ASOOOOOR DE VOKGENERAL SCALES
>>741568073inb4 they softened all the banter to not upset the next generation
>>741619129No, the script is closer to the Japanese version, which was more serious in tone.
>>741619129Well duh. They don't any chimping jokes anymore
>>741605174ok now we're cooking
>>741605174this looks good wtf
>>741555939Stay on the pond, froggie.
>>741619129andrew still says stick to the pond froggy but falco no longer mentions monkeys
>>741605760here's one where his sclera is more humanoid showing more white like in the originalI'll try and make it more green like
>>741619363it's soulless
>>741590779A game ad on the theater? Not surprised since Nintendo are using movies as a Trojan horse to make game ads.Expect this Starfox to blow up in sales, since they linked it to the Mario movie.
>>741568028https://youtu.be/InYQZ1cxNCM?si=TLhkOH4KLa8goRJD
>>741619719Forgot pic
It's funny how Kool just vanished
>>741555939Andrew and Pigma, two throw-away Star Wolf members, by far got the best glow-up.
>>741619129They definitely didn't Falco sounds and acts way more like a prick in this game than he does in 64 just listen to this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pl1x9CmLA"A real team needs a real leader""I'll line'em up for ya Fox""Any day now Fox!" "Andross sure trashed the place" Like fuck off dude, why are you even here if you clearly don't like it? then again this could harken back to old lore where the way the star fox team interacts with each other changes depending on the pathing, easy path, they're pricks and can't stand each otherhard pathing, they're true bros and General Pepper is routinely impressed by their work
>>741615501I'm also wondering this
>>741620046I swear he's voiced by Sonic/Wonder Blue
Fox in the remake acts more like how he's portrayed in the galaxy moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlTZv_Yf2esthrough a bit more seriously in this game because well it's a war
Who's voicing nuKatt?
>>741605760>>741605774>>741619287>>741619323now more closely matching his emerald greens
>>741620663and here's a more hybrid look
>>741620414I find it interesting how his design in the movie is more or less a refined Adventures design, but with some Zero elements, like the belt
>>741558776>You aren't attracted to animalsThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
Why do they hate the boots?
I just want Faye, Miyu and Krystal back, pather can screw off forever tho, I don't think anybody liked that loser
>>741620820>I just want Faye, Miyu and Krystal backSo they can get uglified like Katt? Better not.
>>741616626Poor Koizumi he was just demonstrating Switch Sports Resort Thumb Wrestling and everyone turned it into an innuendo meme.
>>741620820Fay and Miyu feel more unlikely than Krystal, but I don't know why they couldn't just throw them in the background as NPCs or something. Fara is sadly even more unlikely.And yeah, no one likes Panther. Like at all. The dude literally gets next to no fanart whatsoever, and his sole existence as a character is just to drive a wedge between Fox and Krystal.>>741620897In all honesty, I don't see these designs sticking around past this one game.
>>741620801Ain’t no party like a Diddy Party
>I’m monkey food if I don’t leave
>>741620046>Like fuck off dude, why are you even here if you clearly don't like it?This isnt reddit you faggot fuck off back to your hugbox
>>741620910It just looks funny, it's not like it's used to shit on him.
>>741620813they're ascending the stairs
I only learned recently that Krystal is actually older than Fox and Fox is in his 20s, I always thought they were teenagers and Peppy was anime old, wait, if Fox is in his 20s in 64 and he only meets Krystal 8 years later in Adventures doesn't that mean he's well into his 30s man, that's wild, because Fox definitely doesn't act like a seasoned vet in Adventures or Assault he acts like a brooding mid 20 something with how shy he is about actually committing to Krystal in Assault while in Adventures he struggles to even ask her out legitimately at the end of the game I can't imagine new 64 Fox acting anything like he does in Assault or Adventures he seems way too sure of himself now
>>741620820You just want more porn
>>741620951>And yeah, no one likes Panther. Like at all. The dude literally gets next to no fanart whatsoever, and his sole existence as a character is just to drive a wedge between Fox and Krystal.I've Heard in Assault's Japanese script Krystal is charmed by/reciprocates Panther's flirting unlike the translation where she blows him off.And then Command happens so...
>>741615501Probably 22, that’s how many paths I remember there being for each stage.
>>741621317>I only learned recently that Krystal is actually older than Fox and Fox is in his 20s, No? Krystal is said to be 19 years old in Adventures.
Was the demo any good /v/ros? What are your thoughts
>>741621717It's starfox 64 in terms of gameplay. The added banter is nice, but the hit indication for both you and the enemies is weak as shit.
>>741621672>Fox (26)>Krystal (19)Problematic!
>>741566660Something about casual sex with white trash that appeals to me on some weird level.
>>741620801more like shiddy kong
>>741557383>>741558280Twice the pride, double the fall…
>>741622776Poor people fuck like their life depended on it.
>>741623051it do fo they foodstamp
>>741621317Fox never really had any experience with women, and his dad died when he was 13. In canon, his mom's either a deadbeat living on another planet, and in the comics, Andross killed his mom. Not really that much time for a young boy to learn about girls until much later. I find it endearing for him though. Shows that there are absolutely moments that he's not equipped with handling>>741622504>People will actually say this>That a 7 year age gap is a problem>But they'll gleefully pair Fox with Wolf, who's said to be around Peppy's age
>>741621436Wouldn't surprise me. He just comes off as some faggot's self-insert than an actual character
>>741624381Furchads we won.Thanks to Zootopia and the like, animal media is popular again!
>>741624852Time truly is a flat circle. And that's a good thing!
>>741624852there wasn't a single decade when furry media wasn't top grossing stuff
>>741624381Why does everyone try to have realistic/detailed fur rendering on their mascot cartoon characters these days? Why not just do it the way Sonic does? You never needed to draw hyper realistic furry Fox McCloud in the 90's to get kids to like him.
>>741625283Star Fox did it all the way back in Adventures, lil bro
Some threads find a way to remain up into the next day, while others die prematurely.
>>741555939I don't know why but he immediately reminds me of Orpheus in Baldur's Gate 3.
>>741615501If I recall correctly, there's 25 total different path combinations in the original, so...i think 24? I could be wrong
We need more hate against monkeys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZzqmgDFakY
>>741620897Spaniels irl are adorable they’d actually have put effort into making Faye “not adorable”
>>741624381Magnificent Picture! Here’s one from Japan!
>>741576059Assault's design lioked like garbage, liar.
>>741582317Bananza has more Rare content in it than original content.
>>741625707Casual fantasy racism is always funny
>>741626178And they're celebrating absolutely everything DK now anyway.
>>741625396the workings of vee are an enigma you'd best not burn yourself out trying to comprehend
>>741626097She didn't HAVE a design in Assault. She wasn't IN assault.
>>741626770My mistake, I meant Command. I'm the retard this time.
>>741620663>>741620694those look great
>>741625283Zootopia movies made a Billy each, of course others were going to ape disney, followed by videogame studios now who have now strong enough computers to render fur on models.
>>741566660>big saggy naturalsYES
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ObI08wVijLYmmm slop
>>741627785god this movie was so good
>>741627638At least her command model didn't phsyically hurt to look at.
>>741626747Now do Peppy and Falco with their real animal eyes
>>741626097Assault is garbage. Also Katt wasn't in Assault.
>>741559635lmao
>>741575529>Both bill and katt can help you in Sector Z>They can potentially make you miss the medal by kill stealing since Sector Z is a bitch to get the medalI both love and hate that this happens
>>741629295>At least her command model didn't phsyically hurt to look at.It did for everyone who isn't retarded. Sorry to be the one to break this to you.
>>741630312There's a gameplay change I wouldn't mind. Teammates kills counting towards score.
>>741630312The one thing that would improve Star Fox 64 is making teammate kills fully count toward your score, but tightening the timer for getting Hit+10 on the missiles in Sector Z. Make it so that Katt or Bill actually HELP you get the medal instead of cockblocking you.
>>741584543The demo has like 20 spoken languages anon, I'm sure we'll get most if not all the voices in the full game.
>>741630346She's a low res biker chick. The only retard here is YOU for thinking that a low res biker chick looks worse than that disgusting, drug-addled, std-ridden, fleabitten freak they've replaced her with. Her Command Design is "meh" at worst.
>>741623891Americunts are the bigger cucksfeminist women have whipped your masculinity out
>>741619129Yeah. There's already videos showing off most of the banter that's been watered down.
>>741616925At least it won't have a funeral scene with western erotic game ameteur lighting.
>>741584098Fire EmblemXenoblade
>>741608605
>>741624381I haven't seen marketing this heavy from Nintendo since Tears Of The Kingdom.
>>741566660Yeah, I would.
>>741625763yeah for them to fuck her shit up you'd know for a fact it's beyond stylistic choices and just straight up doing it on purpose
>>741632556That Ribbon really does the heavy lifting from protecting against status ailments. Even the uncanny status effect.
>>741620663>>741620694Amazing edits, anon. I tried doing my own green fox-eyed edit of a different scene, but the visor on his right eye made the pupils difficult for my amateur attempt.Also, not sure if you're the same one that made >>741626747 but that one also looks fantastic. Really adds a great extra layer of detail to their animal traits.
>>741625763>>741632556Also, I want to rape this dog. I want to defile this dog. I want to break this dog. I want pin her down against a weapons crate and turn her well-kept fur into a matted mess as I yank her bow. I want to reduce her eyes, which once beamed with curiosity and optimism about the human race, to become sullen husks that teeter on the edge of breaking down at the mere mention of humanity as she lays in a puddle of discharge, conflicted on her feelings of love and violation. I want to rape Fay Spaniel.When I'm done ruining her holes, I want to force her to lap up all the juices off my cock. Then, I'll shove my superior human dick down her throat. Tears streaming down her face and muffled screams vibrating my dick, Fay will try to push back while gagging as I push in deeper before ramming like a piston against her muzzle until she's forced to take my second load. Finally satisfied, I'll pet her head and tell her she's a good girl and that she's where she belongs. Fay will then settle for being my personal bitch and will learn to love it, after awhile. The words FERAL BREEDING EVENT wouldn't even BEGIN to describe the primal, unhinged, and raw RAPE that would occur if I obtain visual contact with Fay Spaniel. I love her so fucking much. I want to fucking obliterate her tight barely legal virgin ebony cookie until it turns beet red, blistered, chaffed, and prolapsed. Fuck. I NEED FAY. I NEED TO TREAT HER LIKE A FILTHY DOG. I NEED TO VIOLENTLY RAPE AND BREED A LITTER INTO HER ALMOST LEGAL EBONY COOKIE. I NEED TO BREAK HER. I NEED TO IRREVERSIBLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HER MILITARY CAREER AND LIFE WITH MY FUCKING COCK
>>741632747sensible chuckle
>>741632747to be fair the uncanny look fits right into the rest of the cast with these lastest designsand yes getting the ears aligned to the angle of the head and face was indeed a major pain in the ass
>>741632556Krystal Approves This!
>Slippy doesn't sound like a little boy>Rob doesn't sound like a robotShan't be buying
>>741633210Krystal doesn't deserve to come back. She embodies most of the problems with the series.
>>741633729you forgot your judy hopps avatar
>>741633342same, i dont even have switch 2
>>741629856here you go>>741632912yeah I'm happy how his eyes came outfrog and fox eyes are a lot more complicated than pheasant and rabbit eyes which are much more human like, just a lot less sclera vs iris and pupil
>>741633860Instead of accusing people of being some fag online why not give your reasons why krystal doesnt suck and should be brought back to the series.
>>741633729I hope she never does. Let's have a fresh start from this point.
>>741633729>She embodies most of the problems with the series.You've had 25 years to get a clue, either take it or get left behind.
>>741633998I have a better idea. Why don't you just join a brand new fandom if you love blaming everything on one character instead of their retarded creator?
>>741634164You realize the character you posted is a confirmed closet tranny right?
i want fay to call me slurs
>>741634078Series is genuinely better off without krystal
>>741634285Would navi be a slur for krystal?
>>741633998Nobody is going to be able to give any reason that an innocuous female furry character doesn’t “suck” that would satisfy your retarded homo standards. You’ve already made up your mind about being gay with some autistic grudge against a fictional fox, so just pretend like you won the argument and go back to jacking off to those shitty fanfiction cartoons.
>>741634024>>741633729i agree with you both, however arguing over this gets us nowhere.
post blue phox to make the autist seeth
>>741634253>according to the retarded creator
>>741629856Peppy came out looking a lot more traumatized learning the life of a rabbit via Watership Down I can say I understand the look
>>741582317>see BananzaBananza practically has more Rare content than original content
>>741634316>0 games to prove this pointBut yes, lets remake the one before she was introduced because we're that scared of moving forward. Gonna be funny if this shit sells even less than Zero.
>>741582123if this star fox proves successful i hope its the new baseline continuity moving forward, and the next star fox game is a new direction that isn't based off of anything prior. this series has been all over the place with new development houses and multi ~10 year hiatuses, leave it behind now
>>741583260>trippingso close
>>741635185>gay tripping... is gay
A reminder that Andrew's favorite book is "the Apes of Wrath".
>>741634413>>741566660It moved
>>741582123No, just that it is a new game, and "adventure" was used to describe it. May not be related to, or play anything like, Star Fox Adventures itself.
>>741626575Holy shit, Jungle Beat was the last game I'd expect them to call back to.
>>741568028They look so much fucking better with normal legs.
>>741634413MOAR
>>741633729
>>741616626Humiliation ritual
>>741636489Bananza was literally made by the same devs, it’d be strange if it was omitted
>>741633729>gay furries still seething about her 24 years laterFox x Wolf will never be canon, no matter how much you want it. Cope and seethe more gay furfags!
>>741636946there's not much new stuff, and i cant post tits here
>>741555939I MUST BRING AN END TO OUR RELATIONSHIP
>>741633729>Krystal doesn't deserve to come back. She embodies most of the problems with the series.You people keep saying shit like this without any good reasons. I would love to hear why you guys think so. And do not use the muh furry porn cope either, becuase every star fox character has a lot of it. What are some actual good reasons she shouldn't come back?
>>741634858Star fox 64 3D was the only game since adventures to surpass a million units sold. Star fox 2 was very welcomed with it being officially released and with snes mini outsole even star fox 64. Star fox 1,2,and 64 are on switch online and the new star fox on switch 2 seems to be the best entry in the series soon.things are feeling quite good in the post krystal era.
>>741634858Zero sold under half a million (440k), I don't think it'll be hard to beat that number.
>>741590779>edited by Jennifer Jewlmao what?
>>741638271>Star fox 64 3D was the only game since adventures to surpass a million units sold.Are you really going to use a literal port of the most popular game as your goalpost? You should be happy instead of shitposting, Ciggy Shiggy appealed to you.>Star fox 2 was very welcomedStarfox 2 was cancelled and it actually took them almost 20 years to finish 3 percent of a game more people emulated as a rom leak than the NSO release. I bet you even command sold more.>>741638390>The sales progressively keep shinking in an increasingly growing market
>>741637834There have been several points made in the past here on why she isnt a good star fox character. I can't recall them all but they go along the lines of these:>krystal is a canon immigrant who didn't integrate in the series well>she never displayed any talents or accomplished feats that felt like she deserved to be on star fox other than fox the team leader wanting to bang her>she has no clear chemistry with other characters besides the very basic romantic interest trope for fox and panther.>she doesnt have clear personality or backstory that has her fleshed out to be more than a one note character >she is not a good replacement with Peppy in command>she doesnt have any consistent abilities or talents. Shes magical in adventures, then just a telepath in assault, then neither in command. >fans of her became far to obsessed with her for reasons that aren't related to the games.>her popularity largely comes from being furbait than a good star fox character.
>>741638390Star fox zero also had almost everything going against it. It can be a proper sequel to assault and still bomb just as badly if on the wii u at the same date with similar motion control gimmick or even no gimmick infact.
>>741638787>Starfox 2 was cancelled and it actually took them almost 20 years to finish 3 percent of a game more people emulated as a rom leak than the NSO release. I bet you even command sold more.Game was fully complete by 1996. They just never published it until 2017.
>>741638787>>The sales progressively keep shinking in an increasingly growing marketYou have to understand that zero came out late on the wii u. Do you actually think it had any chance of selling well?
>>741638787But lets be real. They reuse 64 because it's fucking cheap and easy to just resell the same game over and over. Port Assault? Port Adventures?Can they even?They don't do it and we all actually know why they don't. They're fucking scared and they damn well should be. They had to actually remake 64 from the ground up and put fox in a movie to recover from this shit. All because someone ogled a rareware character who ended up subverting even his own expectations and becoming more popular than his furshit series.>>741638953>Game was fully complete by 1996. It was shit canned and they left Argonaut to rot on the vine>They just never published it until 2017.Why? Where the fuck is Wand of Gamelon on NSO?>>741639089You have to understand how he actually had to beg people to give it a try because even then everyone knew he hadn't moved the series forward. >Do you actually think it had any chance of selling well?No, because it was a starfox game.
>>741639274Zero is actually pretty good once yhr controls click. Game has many flaws and isnt my favorite star fox game but I throughly enjoyed it about as much as 64.
>>741624381Imagine bejng Velan Studio. breaking away from Vicarious Visions/Activision after being condemned to the CoD mines. Managing to score a Mario Kart spin-off as your 1st game and then 6 years later Nintendo's big attempt to repopularise Star Fox.Nintendo seems to have a lot of faith in them lol.
>>741639274>Where the fuck is Wand of Gamelon on NSO?That was done by Philips. Nintendo had no part in making those cdi games.
>>741637393Just catbox them
>>741639274>Port Assault?>Port Adventures?>Can they even?They can but they won't since going so won't earn them any money. Demand for those games isnt nearly as high as people online gaslight people in believing.
>>741639274>Why? Where the fuck is Wand of Gamelon on NSO?They threw it in as an extra incentive to buy the SNES Miini.
>>741639435>Nintendo seems to have a lot of faith in them lol.Well, Vicarious Visions was the team that brought DK and Bowser to that Skylanders game and even pitched a 3D DK game that wasn't exactly a well kept series. The founders of Velan were the founders of VV as well - the studio has a lot of talent, some of which has actively worked with Nintendo in the past. It's a good rapport. It's very telling that the two would rather start over with a new studio than work for Activision.
>>741639667>well kept serieswell kept *secret
>>741639435>Imagine bejng Velan Studio>Cursed to make the same game over and over for microsoft>Cursed to make the same game over and over for Nintendo >>741639484>That was done by Philips.And Starfox was done by Argonaut. Your point? >Nintendo had no part in making those cdi games.Nintendo had no part in making starfox.>>741639579But where is the claim the cd was "super nintendo technology" like the FX chips?>>741639552>Adventures is the second best selling Starfox >Demand for those games>gaslightAnd yet here they are remaking starfox 64, to be sold to the 5 people in this thread meming it should be so. I bet you the rabbitfag won't even buy it.
>>741559635
>>741639841You really suck at basic fact checking. I hope you are just baiting because if you aren't you are a genuine moron.
>>741555939Wonder when those Japan exclusive plushies will ship out...
>>741629295It mkst certainly did. Far worse than the 2026 look.
>>741641710Whoever ripped your eyes out CLEARLY took a large chunk of your brain with em. stfu, retard.
>>741641938I prefer how krystal looks in command than assault. Adventures is still by far her best look. Assault felt too much in the uncanny valley as well as her outfit looking absurd. Besides the pink outfit in command I like her design overall.
>>741642114>Assault felt too much in the uncanny valleyBy any chance did you play the NTSC version? The face and eye animations in the Japanese version are leagues beyond that of NTSC and PAL. It legitimately seems like they botched it for whatever reason, it blew my mind when I watched comparisons.
>>741615441>somehow bill and katt come into the great fox after the mission on Katina/Zoness endsI can see it
>>741642280That would explain a lot.
>>741566660Star fox threads made me have sex with the fugliest cheapest street hoe i could find. My only regret is not doing it again.
>>741642114I prefer her blue battlesuit.
>>741642280Im aware of the Japanese version havmixh much better facial animations. I mean how her design looks like thwyre teting to go for a more realistic route while also trying to keep the more typical cartoony visuals. Her hair looks like plastic, her proportions are weird, her outfit looks too sexy to the point it fails to be convincingly practical in combat or flight. Adventures looks much better because rare did a good job designing her to look more fitting with how other starfox characters look and did a great job with her textures and body proportions. Command looks cartoony and her head larger but it fits the style so in fine with how she looks. Her outfit when she was part of star wolf is great.
>>741642572what.the.fuck.
>>741633729What were the reasons again? Other than getting in the way of the gay ships, of course.
>>741642572I mean theres always more lizards in the lot
>>741642660>I prefer her blue battlesuitHow in any way is that a battlesuit? At least something zero suit samus is meant to be a body glove to be worn within the powers unit and logically has to be form fitting.
>>741642930Flightsuit, whatever. Don't be a dipshit. You knew what I meant.
>>741575350I really dislike clones in smash, they serve zero purpose, stuff like Lucina shouldnt be in the game, fucking Chrom shouldnt be in the game, Dark Samus shouldnt be in the game. Either give them an actual unique moveset or begone.
>>741578621This shit is coming out after Deltarune Chapter 5 its gonna be a colossal flop
>>741642836Gays and shippers aside the main issue with krystal is she isnt a good star fox character. No matter how you frame it she is fairly dull and lacking when it comes to being a character. If not for people being horny for her, her absence wouldn't negatively impact the gaming experience especially regarding character interactions and story where she isn't a plot point.
>>741642992How is that supposed to be a flightsuit?>>741643132Isn't that free?
>>741584440No way. Andross is actually called Andolf.Nintendo of America are fucking cowards.
>>741643158It'll never happen, but Velan could entirely do-over the story of Adventure to make Kryatal make more sense in the grand scheme of things. Krystal was responding to a distress signal on her home planet, crash landed, sends out a signal of her own, Team Star Fox picks up from a different corner of the galaxy. No more on-foot stuff, strictly Arwing, Landmaster, Bluetooth Marine. I could see it work.
>>741643364Oh go fuck yourself you disingenuous wankstain.
>>741643571Why bother with that failed direction foe the series when they could just start doing something completely different? They dont even need krystal as other characters could be created that fits better with the games.
>>741643689Krystal, whether people like it or not, is in the DNA of the series. Could absolutely make it work better. And yes, introduce more new stuff too.
fuck it, since somebody mentioned Miyu
>3 days awayI better see some of you fuckers in multiplayer
>>741642992Flight suit looks like a dominatrix outfit
>>741643571Nintendo won't make a game like this
>>741644449I'll be playing. Ideally as Falco or Leon.
>>741643801You're comparing krystal with cancer? The amount of effort put into fixing her would be better used eith making a brand new character.
>>741643964noice
>>741644553I know.>>741644659Retard-kun with zero reading comprehension, typical
>>741644765I didn't have the heart to give her or Fay the Katt treatment
muh preorder was delayed :(
>>741633210i was expecting something horrible but this is okay
>>741558546she's not even that ugly, she just looks ugly
>>741645262She looks GROSS. Not merely ugly.
>>741644995That's because it isnt accurate to the velan made star fox game.
>>741644965Where didja preorder from?
>>741582317>to replace them with better stuffThat sure wasn't the case with the DKC Returns seriesTotally lame villains
>>741645948wallyworld :(
Wolfen II looks pretty slick in this game.
>>741644650Can you choose which pilot/team you're on, or is it just random?
>>741642823this ugly western foid self-insertand niggers who "simp" for it are ugly foids larping
>>741646858I think you can choose, but first-come-first-serve.
>>741647069
lmao at all the trannies seething that Katt isn't an epic pretty bimbo sparkledog for them to self-insert as
>>741563624kek
>>741638804Ah, so no good points except “I don’t want a girl on the team”. Gotcha. Just say that next time for convenience.
>>741647243Literally NOBODY is doing that. But I'd rather stare at ROADKILL than look at that std riddled fleabag.
>>741646568I'll pour one out for you anon. At least you got the $50 physical
>>741631085You can't even fool yourself, yuropoo
>>741646858>>741647089I'm guessing you get assigned a team and the character choice is first come first serve.
good thread, lads
>>741647431Kek there is only ONE female in the entire game that you can have as your vtuber avatar in the multiplayer and she's going to be as ugly as you are, tranny.
>>741647582you are the ones spamming cuck porn and bbc all day, shut the fuck up
>>741647382>Ah, so no good pointsSo what are good points to keeping krystal then? Her only positive attributes is she attracts furfags and she turns young kids into furries. She has no redeeming traits otherwise as a character.
>>741648086you really just throw "tranny" around without rhyme or reason, huh? Alright, you've just shown the entire thread that you aren't smart enough to discuss anything without throwing a tantrum when you don't "win".
see you this friday, champs
>>741649373>I... can't... lose....!
