my girlfriend, saria.
>>741573384the body of a small child
>>741573384top notch choice
>>741573429They specifically gave the kokiri tits in the 3ds remaster so technically she has the body of a tween, also known as "hebe"
>>741573384>Artist says they don't draw loli>Has drawn Saria art specificallyLiterally why is this so common? It's like everyone thinks she's a teenager even though she's expressly from a race that's always children.
>>741574137Her puss should probably be hairy to be honest. Pubes grow first and she already has breasts, and forest dwelling girls don't shave
>>741574248They got a crush on her as a kid and the part of their brain that registers time makes it "feel" like she should be an adult now even though that's not how media works, because our brains didn't evolve to really process the concept of fictional characters from fictional races that are always the same age forever.
>>741574248Because Saria is not a loli
>>741573384Wtf I don't remember posting this.
I prefer Fado.
I cried when Saria died and became a sage I was 10
>>741574248She acts older than the other Kokiri and has boobs while the others don't. Even if that wasn't the intent with her model she's still the only Kokiri that even looks like she has them in any capacity. So a lot of people act like she's not a loli.
>>741575626that is horrible shitting posture.
>>741573384Saria a cute!
>>741575539based
>>741574395shut up faggot
I also cried when she died and became a sage, but recently
>>741575356So do the men she lures into the woods to fuck. She's in the game with like 2 lines and they're both about men.I'm excited to see her in the movie. She's in the movie by the way.
>>741575816The movie is gonna be about Breath of the Wild, not Ocarina of Time
>>741575786Its the harsh reality of truth. You see hairless pussy and think loli but the truth is adult women shave and kids don't so that pussy you so desperately want to see is hairy.
>>741575881The movie is unrelated to both. Fado is confirmed for the film and her actress is known.
>>741575919saria has a bald cunny along with all of the other kokiri girls tho
>>741576020He pussy is as green as Ireland and you know it
>>741576020I prefer it hairless but I can only suspend my disbelief so much. Those girls are more developed than the rest except for ruto and they definitely have hairy cunts. Like WAY hairier than you might even think. You might be imagining sparse coverings but girls at that stage of development have full bush
>>741573429I mean none of the Kokiri remember baby Link, so they must all be younger.My theory is they were Koroks, then after Link came in the Deku Tree transformed them into children then after they became Koroks again.
>>741573384redheaded_kokiri_girl confirmed for
>>741576394>Link came in the Deku Tree
>>741574605>>Because Saria is not a loli>said anon about one of the most cunnilitious character ever made at nintendo in a game filled to the brim with loli after loli
>>741576340>he didn't use his going into the games machine to checkWell I did. And I can tell you for a fact they are hairless.
>>741576394>KoroksThose fucks are the reason we don't have our Lost Boys race anymore, fuck you
>>741573384old hag
>>741576495>goes into the gameUh they didn't model it so it wouldn't be IN the game. In the dimension where the game is REAL, they have hairy pussies. Not even on the mons, thats bare, JUST the labia is carpeted
>>741576807>In the dimension where the game is REALYeah? Have you gone in this dimension with your "Going in to dimensions where the game is real" machine?Surely you will show us proof
>>741577198I can't do that. Proof would require images that while legal IN Hyrule are not legal in the United States nor 4chan.
>>741573384The King of Hyrule was in Ganondorf's Caravan travel logs on multiple trips to Kokiri Forest
You know that guy from the windmill? He got RAPED by 4 kokiri girls.
>>741577198Not him but I have a Hypothetical Going into Dimensions Where the Game is Real Machine and hypothetically he's correct
Very interesting to note how every single Stalfo skeleton you find in the lost woods is male
>>741578246>NONE of the kokiri express surprise when a strange adult man walks into their village>kokiri can leave the forest and surrounding locations know of them, like at lon lon ranch>at least one kokiri girl seems to enjoy watching men die in the lost woodsThey approach everything with brutal childhood innocence. You dying and becoming a servant of evil is just a funny spectacle. Getting deep dicked and fucked by strangers is just a fun game>Friends dying is sad momentarily before they're completely forgotten
>>741578646wouldn't happen to memy love for saria is much stronger
>>741575816You absolutely have not played OoT.
>>741580403>you didn't play the game because you are correct that fado's lines are only in relation to men
alright here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/8j1xkz.pngjust happened to be sketching ocarina stuff, before the remake announcement, too
>>741580713not bad, but you western faggots really need to stop doing anal crap
>>741580790>stopThere's barely any and it's loli, which SHOULD be anal only>>741580713Its good, but seriously do anal with saria
>>741574395Incredibly based taste.
>>741580713It's alright but instead of finger in butthole you should do butthole winking instead
>>741581126>which SHOULD be anal onlyNo.
>>741575704>>741573384Imagine her barely developing smallest and perkiest tit buds....
>>741573597That's just their clothing. Unless you think Princess Zelda had huge tits, too.>>741574395The Kokiri are eternal children and mystical forest sprites. They do not grow, they don't go through puberty>>741574605In that case, Young Link isn't a shota. Retard.
>>741581362Yes. And also, what the fuck was that "western" remark like loli anal isn't a Japanese thing?
>>741580713I quite like the butthole fingering desu
>>741581362you lost, anal chads are here to stay
>>741576394>My theory is they were KoroksFuck off, Aonuma. The reason they still act like brats toward Link is because the Kokiri have short attention spans being that they never mature physically or mentally. They never acknowledge baby Link because they're all focused on the fact that he hasn't gotten a fairy yet. Why? Because they live in the moment, and typically only focus on what's right in front of them. Simple without having to retcon in some korok bullshit
>>7415814181. The kokiri did NOT have puffy shirts like Zelda did, they were flat and had SMALL bumps in art and only ruto had full on breasts as a child2. The 3ds remaster gave them tits specifically3. They don't age but they do mature as they grow from babies like link did, otherwise they would all know link wasn't a kokiri because he GREW4. Maturing means they freeze at tween age and stay like that 5. The fact they have tits means they began puberty and started showing secondary sexual characteristics 6. Secondary sexual characteristics, like pubic hair, grow BEFORE breast tissue7. If girls have breasts, they have pubes8. Kokiri were designed to emulate hylians which is why they are just hylian children, meaning they grow and age like hylians until they stopJust accept it. Kokiri girls have hairy pussies and smelly pits
>>741573384Why are you a pedophile?
>>741582061Spare me the Game Theory rant, please. The kokiri do not grow, otherwise the time skip makes no sense whatsoever. And all of them were depicted as being roughly around the same age as young Link prior to the skip. That includes Saria. Everything else is headcanon nonsense and frankly you can save it. You interpretation doesn't mean jack shit when the game says not one single word to support it.
>>741574248This is an odd quirk of people developing parasocial attachments to media characters.Characters do not age. They don't grow. Maybe they do in explicit time skip scenarios, but that's functionally the same as them just being fully replaced with someone wearing their hat. That 10 year old character you got a crush on when you were 10, is still 10 now that you're 30. The human brain doesn't adjust well to this, it's very unnatural. The human brain tries to remedy this, resulting in distorted perceptions, the way it often does when the human brain reaches for a shelf and finds two different things there. Someone can outwardly be against loli, hebe, whatever, but still like THIS character which is one, because in their mind that character isn't 10. This is easiest to see in the Pokemon fanbase, where there's an intersection of those early attractions, often a complete lack of any real world social contacts to provide a model for how to react to people aging, and usually a line of intense autism to amplify it.
>>741582554The game supports it fully. The kokiri very specifically say they don't GROW UP, but they DO grow. Every single kokiri could be centuries old but they GREW from babies. Link growing from a baby would not and was not weird to them. Maybe some are younger than him. Maybe some are exactly his age. Maybe some are ancient. Point is, they GREW from babies into children and stopped there and they tell YOU the player that they grow no further than that.
>>741582061I was always under the impression that the Kokiri aren't really children or "meat" at all. They're nature spirits that assume humanoid forms sometimes, and that's just the form they assume, since it's a reflection of their mentality. That's not really a little girl, it's essentially a forest ghost.
>>741582876They're explicitly a race of people. They ARE forest spirits molded into facsimiles of hylians, but they are flesh and blood. That's why poor saria and her budding breasts and hairy pussy died in the forest temple.
>>741582678the infantilization of media put most people in a state of paradox where since in the real world they're not able or allowed to use violence or strong persuation to have things go their way, nor do they ever experience a positive change in their real-life status quo, it makes media consumption more vicarious and real than reality itself since every story is about a great "change" to the status quo of that universe or the characters, any violation of that illusion is seen as an attack against the perception that in the world of cartoon characters everything is politically correct and safe, and therefore a personal attack against that individual. You're intruding in their parasocial relationship with that perfect world.
>>741575356Face full of Fado feet
>>741580713very cute Saria
>>741573384she ugly
Post Link shota cock bulge
>>741586171You're INSANE!WHY do such a thing to US?
>>741573384She leaves you at the end. She lied and broke her promise to be together forever.
>>741586171>kokiri kids are used to men just coming in>there's a non zero chance link himself, believing himself to be kokiri, sucked cocks and got fucked by men
>>741573384In an interview with 64 DREAM magazine, Shigeru Miyamoto heavily implied Saria has a freakishly large penis that puts a horse to shame. Evidence can be seen in concept art obtained through the 2022 Nintendo gigaleak, in which she takes her boots off to air out her incredibly stinky feet and a gigantic, anaconda-like bulge can be seen running through her shorts and down to her knees.
Epstein-pushed fetishonly goyzogged virgins are still pushing lolishit on 4chan
>>741580790You're gay
>>741575539>>741575809>>741583087>the sages are deadThis was thoroughly debunked, though.
>>741586654Demented faggot ass headcanon.
>>741586171>IM MORE THAN JUST A MASK BOY. MUCH, MUCH MORE
>>741587419Saria, ruto, and darunia are explicitly dead dumbass. King zora and mido even sit on the sidelines during the ending celebration because they're sad until the sages fly over them as if to say, "don't be sad, we're happy". Genuinely a powerful moment.
>>741587661And then they all appear at the top of the mountain despite apparently being dead?
>>741586171YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUTWHAT I WAS WILLING TO DOIN ORDER TO GETTHE JOBDONE
>>741587540I like how the parody was somehow even more cringe and autistic than the pitch was and not even in a funny way either.
>>741580713Why is Saria so smug
>>741580713noice
>>741581418Saria is 5000 years old, Link isn't. Retard.
>>741588085Bratty Saria smug at timeskip Link for still liking herToT
>>741587419Darunia dies before Link can reach him. Nabooru literally gets ganked by Twinrova before Link's very eyes.
>>741588154>timeskip Link still liking herBut that just confirms Link has had immensely good taste in women for all of his life
>>741575356>t. Stalfos
>>741588409Naturally.
>>741586171Looks like we're in trouble, Princess.
>>741588467>there's only one way to safely leave the forest, mister...>your essence...has to be inside me I can guide you out of here>but i need a lot of it.
>>741588671That's Fado's way of doing things you're thinking of, anon. Saria doesn't help Hylian men out of the forest because none of them can satisfy her, only Link can.
>>741587419Think you may be getting confused with the rectified child timeline at the end, they're still alive there. The doomed adult reality heavily suggests they're gone from that world.
>>741587913Yes because the FATHER of one of them is dead depressed that his daughter is gone
>>741586171
>>741589046No they died in the new child timeline too. Remember, the sages were needed to seal away ganondorf after his arrest. And he killed them.
>>741588849Saria helps men out because she's nice and well meaningFado says she's gonna help but actually she just keeps them to herself and forgets to get them out
>>741586171I'm not impressed. I've seen better battles with beetles in a bottle!
>>741575356Two right hands
>>741589430Where the fuck are you getting that from? If it's from that gay ass Historia book, I'm going to ignore you. Child timeline Ganondorf never got his hands on the Triforce, so sealing wasn't necessary, the game itself leaves it open ended as to what child Link and Zelda did to prevent Ganondorf from seizing Hyrule.
>>741576496In fairness we only had a Lost Boys race to accommodate Link getting a fairy companion, and OoT was already fairly vague about what the Kokiri WERE and how long they've been around, and if Hylian children were even their real form
>>741589430The sages that executed him in the TP backstory were clearly not the same people as the OOT sages. And still he only managed to kill one before being sucked into the twilight zone
>>741573384A Link Between Worlds infers that she did in fact procreate somehow.But not with Link.
>>741587419Not at all>Saria is in trouble at the Forest Temple long before you ever get there>Darunia vanishes without a trace after moving on to Volvagia's chamber without the Megaton Hammer, Volvagia eats gorons, you do the math>Ruto vanishes without a trace halfway through the Water Temple>you never see Impa anywhere in the Shadow Temple but it's feasible she survived>you watch Nabooru die on-screen, also tying into her becoming Sage of SpiritI think on top of the above and that Kaepora Gaebora is Rauru, the Sage of Light, assuming animal form makes it fairly overt that the only Sages that could be considered to still live are Impa and Zelda, and Impa is a question mark
>>741583087I thought it was the other way around; they're Hylians that gradually became forest spirits due to the influence of the Deku Tree. Link is functionally a Kokiri but the prophecy said he needed to grow up so they locked him out of the woods.
>>741590157The one creepier Kokiri in the Lost Woods during the trading quest implies that normies who enter the Kokiri Forest and the Lost Woods just wither into Stalfos after enough time
>>741589721Are you actually retarded? New child timeline is twilight princess and we get a 3 hour movie showing us ganondorf being arrested, then getting the triforce and killing the sages.The new child timeline is when Zelda plays the ocarina and sends link to a new child timeline before ganondorf attacks so he can provide proof of his treachery and get him arrested. We see THAT cutscene at the end of oot.I'm not sure why ganondorf gets it. Either it was fate and the time fuckery did not help prevent the fate of the triforce, a much more powerful artifact, or it split if link or Zelda touched the triforce if they went into the sacred realm. Either way he got it and you literally can't deny it because that's part of the game.Theres no timeline where ganondorf doesn't get the triforce.>split 1 caused by link, ganondorf has the triforce in the past and future>split 2 caused by Zelda, ganondorf gets it through fate despite his arrest and executionI agree the historia book gets it wrong. They wrote a timeline where link theoretically does when they have the old child timeline where link is gone and ganondorf is alive RIGHT THERE
>>741590212Because those Hylians don't have the Deku Tree's blessing to be there.
>>741590225So you are referencing that gay ass Historia book. Opinion discarded with the force of a thousand suns.
>>741590264Wind Waker unfortunately says otherwise and Koroks are still Kokiri, the implication is they're forest spirits assuming a human form and not transformed humans
>>741590212Everyone who enters the lost woods becomes a stalfos or stalchild. Only the kokiri can't survive it. Yes that's fado. She laughs and wonders if you too will become a stalfos.>>741590157No they're forest spirits molded into the form of hylians. They were remolded into koroks at some point during or after the great flood
sariar
>>741590318>I'm not using the book, it's gay and this is all in the video game>oh so you're using the book, I win byeYou're so stupid you deserve to get your balls slapped
>>741590381Off the top of my head I think Wind Waker's deku tree does have a line of dialogue or two about the Koroks being a more convenient form for the ongoing attempts to seed a new terra-firma over millennia
>>741590496Yeah that or he's just a racist
>>741575356>slopYou don’t love her if you don’t post real art
>>741590446It's not in the game, you're just making shit up. There is no physical connection between OoT and TP outside of Historia lazily connecting the games through muh timelines, and nobody with a brain actually takes Historia seriously.
alright, because you guys were nicehttps://files.catbox.moe/f8xscz.pngand some older pieceshttps://files.catbox.moe/7o4ptw.png
741590682Dude you can't bait by saying the video game cutscenes and plot don't exist. You don't even get a (You)
>>741590704>first pictureKino. Post pixiv and also give her a tummy bulge
>>741590704luv u babe
>>741590704Consider drawing some armpit stuff. I think your style would be good for it
>>741573429Out of ten!
>>741590746There is nothing in TP itself that says it's a sequel to OoT. Cope.
>>741590704I like your size diff stuff and your art is very good! Please consider cock bulges even slightly!
>>741590704I would love to see some anal. Big fat cock in a loli ass stretching her open, her little pussy dripping, too tight for cock. Sorry if that's gross to you
>>741590704>second pic
Retards thinking the sages died. They were just captured. Stop trying to make shit so dark and deep.
more saria please
>>741591287breathlessly arguing that darunia didn't die when he ran off to tackle the goron eating dragon without a hammer made for destroying it
>>741573384Good choice, he's my girlfriend Sumire. I'm going through Sakura Wars 2 right now
>>741591483Ignore him. He's just shit posting for attention. I'd rather the thread die and we all get banned for a week for pedo shit than keep it alive giving that retard (You)s
>>741590704How is your shading better in the second pic without color
>>741591593Hurry up tèa, we need to save joey
>>741583087How do Kokiri reproduce, then?
>>741588325>>741590107Ganondorf’s mommies explicitly state that they aren’t going to kill Naboru but brainwash her again.
>>741591895just because nabooru suffered a fate worse than death doesn't mean the others didn't dieded
>>741591868They just get made as babies by the deku tree.And also they reproduce WITH BIG HYLIAN COCK WHILE USELESS KOKIRI DICKLETS WATCH FROM THE CORNER
>>741590402I'm not saying Link is clueless, even though he is clueless, but of all the girls who schmooze on him, he should at least be able to handle Sariar doing it
One day Sariachads will have a thread hit bump limit
>>741592053I doubt he'd know what to do about that since Saria's his mother or big sister surrogate
>>741590749Seconded. Tummy bulge necessary >>741590704
>>741591808Good taste, Yugi. Your series has top tier waifu designs
>>741592092Dude kokiri chads already won. Ocarina of time comes out THIS YEAR. Then early next year we get the movie and fado is in it. Kokiri mania will last into next year at least
>>741592103This is headcanon, fyi. Fun thing to consider. But as far as things openly confirmed, she is just his friend. All that stuff with Saria raising baby link is mere extrapolation of the knowledge kokiri don't age, so MAAAAAYBE she was there to hold baby Link as she currently is. But for all we know, Saria herself is exactly as old as Link is, and maybe they were both babies at the same time.
>>741588325If Nabooru survived the ganking, she did not survive the subsequent homicide by Link.Darunia is also pretty undeniable. He went into the room where the dragon that eats gorons lives, without the thing that kills it, and isn't in there when we get there. Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out. Impa is very ambiguous, but it's hard to imagine any normal person going into the torture porn sex dungeon, with the escaped spirit that has a vengeance against your people specifically, and surviving. That said, we don't see anything so fuck if I knowSaria and Ruto are the hard sells for their death. Ruto either died to something offscreen during the timeskip, her ghost being in the temple, or died to random water temple enemies after that cutscene, which is funny in the stupidest way. But, you wouldn't think she's dead at all if it wasn't for the theory. Saria, you just have to assume died to "the evils" during the time skip, while all the other Kokiri survived. There's no evidence of her or anyone else in the forest temple, and no reason to believe she's dead beyond adherence to the theory. And Fat Bastard Rauru is a non-character so doesn't matter one way or the other.
>>741592337I feel like that's probably implied by their closeness. Growing up together would make sense. Mido too. I feel like the shop keep you can reasonably assume is old as fuck
>>741592475Anything in the world can explain their closeness, not just mommy or big sis roles. Them being raised together would be just as valid an explanation.Honestly, if the intent of the writers was that Saria was a mother figure to him, they would have slipped that into a Gossip Stone. It's the perfect factoid to sneak into one. But they didn't. So I suspect it's not the case.
>>741590704>cuckshit in a saria thread>everyone gobbling it up
>>741592620>cuckshit
>>741592620What if she's being fucked by 2 Links? You don't know.
>>741592337It doesn't really matter either way, considering she's not a human being and is therefore not necessarily subject to human norms. She clearly loves him as a friend like you said at the very least, romance is only ever implied in these games, anyway. If the player chooses her as their romance headcanon, I'd compare it to a long-lived elf falling in love with a human, it's unnatural and she won't change while Link will, but them's the breaks when you have those types of pairings.
>>741592597Yeah that's why. Since nothing really explains it besides random chance, they probably grew up together. Saria raising link would definitely be a gossip stone.
>>741592620She's a fucking kokiri bro what do you expect? All the fucking do is play with nearby kids and then fuck their dads. Like I can't imagine how many times kokiri girls snuck over to play with malon and then got double teamed by talon and ingo
>>741592832Maybe they'll retcon this with the new Ocarina. It's such a popular fan theory, it might overwrite the original intent.I think that would mildly annoy me unless someone proves it was always the case.
>>741592982>talon and ingoOf all the headcanons you could have gone with, you chose that one
>>741593050I think it's unavoidable that saria could be older than link, but not by much. it would NOT surprise me if she's like, a year or 2 older. They'll definitely expand upon links life in the forest but I don't think we'll get anything too crazy, just filling in what we didn't know with new visuals and lore.
>>741593148Lon lon ranch is right next to the forest and malon talks about the fairy kids. I don't LIKE it, but it seems either they went to the ranch, or malon went to the forest and DIDN'T die
>>741591653value-brained
>>741593274Kokiri do not leave the forest. They literally have a mythos that they will age if they do (whether true or not). I don't doubt Malon knows the stories of them, but she probably has never seen one.
>>741592092If we did then Zelinktranny would just start invading them like he did with the Zelda girls threads and shit them up.
>>741593274>Lon lon ranch is right next to the forestThis fucking Fadofag has never fucking touched OoT. Good god.
>>741593518please don't even say that name. The last thing we need is that person (or someone pretending to be them just for drama's sake) coming in here to start a fight.
>>741593605You know it's true though. It's not a matter of if but when.
>>741593461They do leave the forest. They leave at the end at least, so we know they don't age and that was just for us the player to build up to the reveal link is hylian. Malon knows of them so they MUST have left at some point before. If a simple little farm girl with knights on the brain can instantly clock link as a fairy kid from the forest (just from his clothes alone), she must have seen them before herself
>>741593659The truth is irrelevant, I don't want this comfy thread to become that shipwar garbage.
>>741593593Lon lon ranch is IN kokiri forest. Have you even played this game?
Kokiri girls owe me sex
>>741590682Just because you're too retarded to understand it doesn't mean it's a problem for anyone else. OoT shows child Link with the Triforce of Courage on his hand, meaning the Triforce is split when Zelda sends him back. This was discussed back before your whore mother ever thought about shitting you out.
>>741574137What the fuck has been going on with saucenao and yandex lately that they can't fucking find anything for shit?I searched for this image there and they couldn't find anything even related to it yet if I google the author's name it shows his pixiv as the first result?
>>741593753Brother, I am WELL AWARE of the credit sequence causing issues with that lore. But that doesn't nullify that's what they told you. Maybe they WILL age normally now. Maybe babu Deku Tree has stronger magic and that just isn't an issue now that he's replaced the old one. Maybe they'll be fine if they go back. Maybe it was all a lie Kokiri were told to keep them safe from roaming monsters or Hylians themselves.There's so many MAYBES here but the fact of the matter is that was what they believed back when Link was 10 years old.Kokiri just didn't have an excuse to even try to leave the forest prior to Dark Lord Ganondorf's defeat.
>>741593930I think the mountains of AI-slop on Pixiv killed Saucenao.
>>741593916They will give you sex, but never follow them too deeply into the woods.Oh, I wonder if they'll show us some kokiri working for ganondorf. The lost woods specifically make you a stalfos, and stalfos are specifically ganondorfs minions
>>741590682>There is no physical connection between OoT and TP outside of Historia lazily connecting the games through muh timelinesAre you fucking high? The Temple of Time from OoT is physically in TP you retarded faggot secondary. Just goes to show that anybody spouting bullshit about the timeline being fake is a fucking low IQ moron that watched AVGN's video on it and now suddenly they're an expert on the subject despite never touching a Zelda game in their life outside of their first one, probably BotW.
>>741593753>she must have seen them before herselfNot true. If you heard stories about children in green tunics, accompanied by a fairy, what are the odds you could guess Link is one of them? 99%? 100?Also, Cuckoo lady's brother proved you can exist in the forest without a fairy, at least for a little while. So stories of the Kokiri could easily proliferate, if we simply reason someone went in, and went back out before getting Stalfos'd.
>>741581126>which SHOULD be anal onlyTHIS
>>741594059Then that sets you up for a WORSE fate. If the ending doesn't convince you the kokiri can, do, and have left, then the only other avenue is people GOING into kokiri forest.When you go there, no one is surprised. No one is shocked. No one is scared. No one is wary. A strange adult man walks in, goes into every home, and no one questions it even slightly. A grown man just walking around means nothing to any kokiri. Even mido when you prove you know saria, just bites his lip and lets you pass. Doesn't matter you're an adult, you proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are friends with a little girl who has never left the forest and that's enough for mido to let you pass.If you don't accept that kokiri have left and do and can, then you have to accept that men simply walk into the forest to fuck them and it's as normal as rain to them
>>741594231And also, you know, the entirety of the plot and cutscenes and explanations of ganondorfs arrest and banishment and you getting the hero of times fucking tunic.If you say the sky is blue, that stupid faggot will tell you it's not JUST for attention. Its all he wants. Please ignore the outright extremely and easily proveably wrong, it's bad bait.
>>741590107Impa always felt like a massive ??? to me as a kid. Every other character had this relationship with Link as a child, but Impa is just this>I'm zeldas attendant>I'm a member of the sheikah race, not hylian btw>Go to Gerudo Valley for the next part of your questThen later >Oh shit theres an evil demon spirit coming out of the graveyard/well in my hometown, I'll help>I guess I'm the sage of shadowLike thats it? Thats her entire character? Every other sage (except Raauru] has a bigger role and a relationship with their people. Impa is just a girl from Kakariko
>>741594256>men who went to the forest to fuck fairy kids told a hylian child about the fairy kids they put their cocks inThat's, highly suspect. I think malon narrowly avoided becoming a statistic and walked away with a neat factoid
>>741594651Impa isn't just a girl from a village, she has an intimidating aura because of her background as Zelda's protector and one of the last living Sheikah.Sheikah who've, as you come to know during OoT, have been doing weird shit in the service of the Royal Family, and inventing tons of whatsits of Truth before oddly disappearing from the populance.I expect her mysteriousness is nothing short of intentional.
>>741594428>>741594723Anon, you are the one convinced any hylian man meeting Kokiri means they're fucking. Maybe cool off a bit.
>>741594872She's mysterious because part of her character IS kakariko. Her house is literally a museum. You spend so much time there that it's kind of weird to NOT feel like impa is part of the journey. Like, it's the hub town pretty much and you're ALWAYS there
>>741594651>sage of shadow>is a mysterious, shadowy character wtf?!?
>>741591152you twisted my armmid had to be madehttps://files.catbox.moe/z9jce2.png
>>741595374The world of ocarina of time isn't milk and honey. I don't think there's any possible REALISTIC interpretation that doesn't include it. I'm more than happy to learn it's pure and innocent contact if they elaborate in the remake, but for now, it's the only thing that makes sense
>>741595498Now I can finally rest...
>>741594651>helped Zelda escape and run away from Ganondorf>most likely trained her throughout her adolescence >guarded kakariko village from the shadows and went to fight bongo bongo on her own first>went through the entire shadow temple dungeon, which is all one big sheikah torture chamber, so she felt right at homeidk dude, if you read between the lines using the information that the game gives you outside of cutscenes and textboxes Impa's kind of a badass ngl, probably cums first and does not let you go until she's had her fill
>>741595570There's war and orphans and bloody histories, but never once is it suggested there's forest elf orgies. Maybe that makes for a great porn comic, but let's just chalk this up to what it is: "wishful thinking."
>>741595498NICE
>>741595498>cun so small and tight her only choice is her ass and she loves it as his thick cock grinds against her tiny immature womb and vaginal canal from behindYou're learning. One day, you WILL be the loli master.
>>741595570Even the Gerudo kidnapping the carpenters had the tact to call it "capturing husbands." There's no rape in Zelda.
>>741595909Yeah exactly. So frolicking with the fairy children has a much darker intention than presented
>>741595981Are you self-aware enough to be honest that what you want to believe is separate from what the game is driving at? I am perfectly accepting of all the porn and dark fanfic in the world, but you keep insisting the game is genuinely suggesting any of this from literally nothing, and it's driving me up the wall.
>>741593659That fag is still alive? Damn, I come back here for the first time in like 4 years and he’s still doing the same shit?
>>741596224I'm not doing that at all otherwise I'd be pointing to in-game scenes and text. You thought I was saying they ACTUALLY wrote that in? I mean I genuinely DO think it's a thing that would and could happen, as these plot crunching things ALWAYS go fucking crazy. The proof of THAT is literally every production leak where crazy self made porn (rugrats, ed edd and Eddy, etc) and insane rape porn brained lore (pokemon) is abundant.They COULD have genuinely had that be a thing at some point. I'm not saying they did though. I think they just super undercooked the kokiri. They went a good distance with fado and the peter pan connection (book version not disney), but they fucked up filling in the parts that you need to understand them. They gave you just enough to get you started and stopped there
>>741596294He has completely taken over those threads, yeah but I don't really want to talk about him much because what that other anon said. It's just inviting him here.
>>741596509That infamous Rugrats "porn" was just an office gag. They drew one panel each and passed it on, leading to an ad-libbed dark joke suggesting future incest rape. That's not evidence of anything except office shenanigans. I'd say the same of Pokemon's leaked fables, which seem to be similar office spitballing for the sport of it, if not the humor.None of that would ever be canon either though, so I'm not sure there's any value in citing any of that. It's not like it proves kokiri fucked hylian men except in the mind of maybe a horny dev or 2. And if that's the extent of it, why even mention it?
>>741596821I never said it made it canon. I said it's proof devs go crazy when writing shit. Especially the Japanese ones in the case of pokemon with all that rape and murder lore.As for why I'm talking about it, because I want to.>why are you in a saria porn thread talking about kokiri having sex?Come on man
>>741596994You're responding to genuine, grounded lore discussion posts saying "THERE'S NO EXPLANATION HERE EXCEPT GANGBANG RAPE" and I'm the ridiculous one?
>>741587068anal is what gays do you fucking FAGGOT.
>>741597068That was because you were being an ass about the kokiri leaving the forest. Like you see them fucking leave. So if in your hardass view that doesn't prove anything, the only other thing you have left is the common fan theory of hylians fucking them.Don't be an Asshole next time. They can leave. They did leave. They have left before. They do not grow on the outside because their race doesn't matter to adulthood.
>>741595909the funniest part of all those carpenters you free is they're gay and THAT'S why the gerudo have no interest in them
>>741597224>Like you see them fucking leave.Uh yeah, POST GAME, after the most significant event in the entire plot. Like, if Ganondorf ravaged the forest and everyone in Hyrule suffered, maybe you'd stop being recluse too. What does that prove when there's direct lore stating they don't normally do that? And up till that point, may never have done so?>"BUT SURELY THIS MEANS MEN COME TO THE FOREST FOR GANGBANGS"You're making me feel like being able to turn off my own horny at will is a super power with this unhinged shit.
>>741593930Chibicheeks is an Aislopper
>>741597393You don't learn your lesson so the kokiri fucking will continue. The forest was more than fine at that point and the monsters had already cleared out. You're coping hard and I'm glad this is upsetting you and your weird asexual mental illness
>>741597538It's not asexual to be able to separate statements like>The game is suggesting this is truevs.>Hey buddy listen to my horny bullshit that I seem to genuinely believe where character FUCKS BIG STRONG MEN CONSTANTLY FAPFAPFAP OH BABY THIS IS SO CANON IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FAPFAPFAP
>>741593930Reverse image search fucking sucks now. Maybe AI ruined it.
>>741597161>kiss pretty girl in the mouthok>kiss man in the mouthgay>fuck man in the assgay>fuck girl in her cute tight girly-shaped plump butthole??????
>>741597791You are in a saria porn thread crying about sexualization of kokiri girls. You are a clown amongst fools. Get out.
>>741597870it's even worse than that, image hash archives simply do not fucking work anymore, there's so much shit you can't even see anything from a week ago.
>>741598112OP is official art, on a video games board, and all he said is "my saria." A thread can go in many directions with that start. And for the record this is a blue board, so "porn" isn't one of them.
>>741598008you would be flayed alive if not for modern times
>>741598008What about a BOY's cute tight girly-shaped plump butthole? Not like he can use his penis for anything.
>>741598295Now I don't know about youBut THAT'S gay.
>>741598295>What about a BOY's cute tight girly-shaped plump butthole?Ask Fugtrup
>>741597791I saw your stupid fucking image and thought this was the Paper Mario thread so I closed the tab off fuck you
its good the AI faggot is only interested in making porn of the lowest common denominator lolis for attention, can only seethe with art chads winning again
I have cool rare saria art but this thread sucks so I won't share
>>741598295Ask Combos-n-Doodles
>>741596817Shame. I remember those threads being fun back in the day, was hoping they’d be back to normal.
>>741599373k
>>741599373Nobody cares. This is fado country.
>>741590704Captainjingo?
>>741576394The Korok form isn't the Kokiri's true form. As Wind Waker says, it's more like a "super easy travel" form.It came back for BOTK because Aonuma is aonuma.
>>741600348This dude is autistic like big strawberry panty shots are his wonder bread
>>741600301Don't out him. His name in these threads is captanon
>>741600451Yes, and?
>>741600759And you're gay
>>741600301time to make a new lora
I'm glad we are all in agreement that saria has such a huge thick bush that she needs to basically mummy wrap her crotch just to push the bulk down
>>741600946is this a quest to make one for every artist ever or to infect the machine with mid?
Hello. The zelda girls thread is done. Mind if I hang out here? Here is a saria for your troubles. Thanks.
Is this the AI slop thread jesus christ.
>>741582554>>741582747They grow up *if they stay out of the forest/the Deku Tree's sphere of influence for an extended amount of time.You have to remember, Link not being a Kokiri was originally a plot twist only revealed after the Forest Temple. Not when he leaves the forest, not even when he becomes an adult, but after the Deku Tree Sprout outright tells Link of his origins. It's just that the twist has become such common knowledge that the fanbase at large has completely forgotten that we're not supposed to know Link's true race until after the first (or second if you do Fire first) post-time skip temple.This is also why the Kokiri are able to leave the forest and attend Malon's party during the credits. With the Deku Tree alive once more and King Dorf sealed, the Sprout can extend the preservation effect beyond the forest.
>>741601437Yes.>In September 1996, the world believed rap legend Tupac Shakur tragically lost his life in Las Vegas. In reality, he didn't escape to Cuba—he escaped to the Lost Woods.Saria, the Sage of Forest from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, had grown weary of the eternal, unchanging life in Hyrule. Seeking a completely new challenge, she used the power of the Forest Medallion to open a dimensional rift to 1990s California. Adopting a human alias, she used her natural musical genius—originally honed on a simple fairy ocarina—to completely revolutionize the hip-hop industry under the name Tupac.>As the years rolled on, the pressures of maintaining a double life across two separate dimensions became too much to handle. Saria staged the perfect disappearance to return to her quiet roots in the Kokiri Forest. However, old habits die hard.Even back in her green tunic and boots, she found herself unable to completely shake off her iconic human persona. She kept the signature front-tied bandana wrapped tightly around her Kokiri hair, hastily stitched a "2PAC" patch onto her collar, and even scribbled iconic tattoos like "Thug Life" and "Makaveli" right onto her elven skin with a permanent marker.This leaked image, captured by an investigative Gossip Stone, exposes the ultimate truth: the greatest rapper of all time was actually a 900-year-old forest spirit trying to stay under the radar.
>>741601508God I love AI so much lmao
>>741580713I honestly want to see your Impa art more.
>>741601452Link was NEVER a kokiri at any point. Ocarina of time is not the first game. Link has always been hylian. The twist is there for first time players who believed the line about the kokiri growing when they leave.The fact they come out to party proves nothing happens if they leave. They are NOT being kept young by the deku tree. They are a race that does not mature into adulthood as we know it. It would be EXTREMELY STUPID if the deku tree makes a race and makes them able to grow into adults but then stops that. He just made them everyoung.
OkayBut where do the Kokiri shit?
>>741601748In the woods, like bears.
>>741601329No, breasts too big. Leave.
>>741601748In the woods, like the pope.
>>741601241How swampy is her tunic?
>>741601867Drenched
>>741573384Pedos get the rope.
the kokiri dude who runs the item shop is cool! He doesnt let his short height keep him from his business! much to learn from his determination!
>>741601748What do you think the deku tree eats to get that big?
>>741589949>The sages that executed him in the TP backstory were clearly not the same people as the OOT sagesWhich begs the question of why all the ancient sages (except Rauru, for some reason) decided to peace out of existence at the exact moment they were needed. Bunch of fucking assholes, I bet the ancient water sage deserved getting dusted by Ganondorf.
>>741601953It WAS them. There was no other sages. They just didn't look like them to us. That means one of them definitely died
>>741601816>breasts too big>barely mosquito bitesSad how your lolicon fetish was warped your brain.You want big. THIS is big.
>>741592360>Saria, you just have to assume died to "the evils" during the time skipI think it's more that Saria went to the Forest Temple because she was drawn there as the chosen sage right as Link was sent back to Hyrule by Raru, but she was killed by the creatures or by Phantom Ganon right before Link made it to the dungeon.
>>741602005It wasn't them. The sages in the adult timeline never was awakened in the child timeline.
I can weigh in on this.When I had my going into games machine, Saria and the other Kokiri didn't actually smell like shit. Everyone else does, but the Kokiri just kinda smell like decaying leaves. Still not great but way better than everyone else. They have boobs and nipples, but are completely featureless in the crotch. Both the guys and the girls. Fado had the biggest boobs. They do have assholes, but I don't think they shit. At least, if they do they don't shit anything we'd recognize as shit.
>>741602070The breasts don't look as bad as that lipstick that just does not work on Saria's face.
>>741602092Which is WHY it's them you numbskull. Its not a random selection. They were the chosen sages of that age and they would have awoken when needed to seal ganondorf.Like what do you ACTUALLY think a random different set of sages were chosen when the original chosen sages were still around?
>>741601283AI slop is already training on itself in a negative feedback loop, but even a crappily made LORA can be mixed with 4 others for a unique gen style to feature on pixiv
>>741602070bigger
>>741602204but according to the other anon, they are already too big! If we go any bigger, he will have a heart attack!
>XHE is hereI told you that it was just a matter of time.
>>741600301who?notable works?
>>741602189They never even sealed Ganondorf in the child timeline, did you even play TP?
>Sorry Link, you're too OLD now
>>741602342You mean the one where he was sealed in the sealed grounds?
>>741582678To be fair pokemon has the hottest 10 year olds.
>>741602372>Sorry link, I don't give credit
>>741602389No, I mean the one where he was executed and thrown into the Twilight Realm to die.
>>741602239
Has any Link suffered more than OoT Link?
>>741573384*Link's wife, Saria.
>>741573384Thats my wife youre talking about sir.
>>741602656Yeah. Link to the past link. His uncle dies. He has to fight royal knights and uncover the truth. Then he gets into a shipwreck and gets a GF who dies in a dream
>>741602832His uncle gets revived retard
>>741602832Uncle gets revived at the end of the game.
>>741602005>if you die before your awakening you keep your old body>if you ascend during your lifetime you become a mask-faced statue ghost manThis implies that Rauru might have been a smoking hot babe in his previous life.
>>741602832LttP Link doesn't go through nearly as much
>>741594651Honestly, I would be completely fine with more Impa screentime. But I do think the whole of her character is pretty well spelled out in OoT, if not the entire franchise through every Impa and everything we know about the Sheikah. She's Zelda's nursemaid, but also a ninja warrior and 'mayor' of Kakariko.
Why are people assuming Rauru is an ancient sage? He even says that the temple was built by sages long before his awakening.
>>741594059>>741601695Nah the Sprout's got em covered.
>>741602832Hero of Legend has incredibly feats and an amazing arsenal BUT the lvl of suffering is top 5 at best (or is it worst?) Hero of Time most definitely suffered the most
>>741603203Gossip stone said so.
>>741603203Doesn't he give you the light medallion? He shows up in the sage room. He's the one that initiated the spell to make the fag bridge too wasn't he?
>>741602832You forget OoT Link also had to deal with Majora's Mask
>>741603210That's in relation to the monsters you dumbass nigger. That's covered IN the game. The deku trees influence keeps monsters away. And this would imply kokiri were free to leave EVEN MORE during the time of peace before the game's events began
>>741603318In Majora's mask he was the town cumrag for sadness to make them happier and in the town cumrag analogy I'd have to say I'd be pretty happy about that.
>>741603203cuz he's already in ghost mode, man. He left this mortal plane long ago.
>>741603241I don't think the gossip stone says anything about a sage just that the owl is a reincarnation of him which confirms the theory thst sages die.
>>741603457He had to keep going back in time over and over hoping he could make people happier while no one actually cared about him. It's pretty depressing
>>741603203he is a confirmed sage, the Sage of Light, lmao, >He even says that the temple was built by sages long before his awakening.sages also have predecessors and successors, I vaguely remember a quote in ALttP confirming this but I'm too lazy to look it up right now
>>741603547Yes but imagine doing that with CUM. I'd be pretty happy I think
>>741603203He literally says he's the Sage of Light as soon as you meet him.
do you think we're getting the Temple of Light and Temple of Ice for the remake?
>>741603550Nobody said he wasn't a sage.
>>741603630See >>741603634
>>741603634Rick Astley did.
>>741603631Temple of Light expanded beyond a cutscene area would be neat to see>ice templePic related
>>741603631Not ice, not without adding a sage and then adding a power for the medallion. They COULD and that's ANOTHER cunny for content, but while I know this is almost a reimagining, I don't know if they're brave enough to expand it THAT way
>>741603631FUCK, IMAGE THE SACRED REALM AS AN EXTRA MAP YOU COULD PHYSICALLY WALK TO THE CHAMBER OF THE SAGESbut alas we know this is wishful thinking
>>741582678Are you writing a paper on this? I wanna see. To me it's a relatively new phenomenon for fictional characters to be so well loved and in part it's because of art. Saria fits this exactly though as a character that never ages despite Link or (You) doing so and ultimately it shouldn't matter.
>>741603631Fuck off retard
>>741603995Eat shit, poopyhead
They could've done a better job with this
>>741573384isnt she the village bicycle?
>>741603631I dunno. Problem with adding extra stuff to OoT is that in my opinion, the game already has pretty tight pacing.Ice Cavern works fine as a mini-dungeon since it spaces out the Fire Temple and Water Temple. I'd be ok with making the White Wolfos more of an actual boss, though.A Temple of Light could be cool, but it'd probably feel really weird to have what would probably be another tutorial dungeon, which would only work if the dungeon difficulty for the rest of the adult dungeons was ramped up.
>>741603512Yeah, "the reincarnation of an ancient Sage" are its exact words.
>>741604178no, that would be Fado
>>741603631Nah, new content adds potential to fuck something up they'll play it as safe as possible and they have no reason to take any risks considering it's a totally new game to the millions of new people breath of the wild brought in.
>>741603164>and 'mayor' of Kakariko.It's kinda blink and you'll miss it, but the Kakariko we see in OoT is a very recent and ongoing development at Impa's oversight. Whatever may have been there before is having the town built over it. Considering what's underneath it, it's a bit up in the air if Impa via Zelda had the foresight to understand Hyrule and Castle Town would need an evacuation center before too long, or if this was a purely cynical burying of state secrets beneath the feet of people who wouldn't know or care, now that the Hylian Wars of Expansion are over. Harder to find evidence of war crimes when there's an entire settlement of people living where that happened, you know. Notably, that graveyard has too many people in it for the lifespan of Kakariko village when we see it as a child, unless the single most horrific construction accident in history happened there and nobody is talking about it.
>>741604267Fado can't cum unless the grown man she's riding dies and reanimates during sex.
>>741604267The secondary is going to make up some headcanon about adult men but you're right. She hangs out and influences Mido.
>>741603872Relatively new? How relative? I believe this has been happening since time immemorial, well, since tales and stories. And it's not about growing up with a character, per se.One example I like is Alice in wonderland. The author was a pedo who lusted after Alice and hated his own preferences. He would ask God, in his diaries, why he cursed him like this. His weird tortured artist pedo DESIRE is somehow transferred through the paper to others, and they become attached in an odd way.Now you might be thinking that yes they grew up with it and stayed attracted to Alice. But here's where it's odd. They are DRIVEN to sexualize her. The character has NOTHING sexual going on, yet people are drawn to sexualizing her, wanting her. This has been expressed through aged up porn and art. She gives them this feeling of lust, and they can't just draw this little girl getting fucked so they make her an adult but the lust for the girl is still there fueling it.I think saria has like, 1% of that power. Comparing her to Alice is like comparing an apple to the word apple, but she's got a LITTLE of that going on where she's just sort of, irresistible, to the point normies post about her. Its like a compulsion to say, yes I'm attracted to this child. She was written to basically be a first love sort of characters, and I think that bled through quite clearly
>>741604286To corroborate that, the first time you enter Kakriko one of the guards tells you the village was only just recently opened up the public. Probably a lot of cleanup after the Civil War or something.
>>741600451It's based
Is this the new zelda girls thread?
imagine explorable sacred realm and in the distance you can see the tower of the gods from wind waker just waiting there
oh wait, the Ice Temple became the Water Temple. Just like how the Wind Temple became the Forest Temple.
It's a remake, but the Hyrule we know will undergo a change in geography.
>3ds remaster changes the rainbow bridge to a twilight princess sage design This proves a willingness to alter the original to match the sequel. So IF they expand the dungeons, they WILL be making a twilight princess yeti be the ice sage
>>741604473Haha what if she peed haha
>>741604480I'd rather have alttp's abstract sacred realm
>>741604625Piss is gross. Now what if she got on all fours and spread her asshole open for a thick wolfos cock knot?
Rauru undressed Link and put him in adult clothing during the timeskip. Rauru put those tights on Link. Rauru saw Link's shrimpy shota dick, and held his legs enough to slide those tights on.
>>741604667Yeah, piss is really gross, haha, that's why it would be really funny if a cute girl like her just let loose the thickest, yellowest, most acrid stream of piss that could dissolve a cigarette butt.
>>741604727Rauru used every hole in Link's prime before he aged. We all know.
How was there a Zora Princess in wind waker that was a sage but got slain by one of Ganondorf's forces? Would you want to see a remake of Wind Waker with an actual ocean biome featuring coral reefs ?
>>741604480That is not what the Sacred Realm even is. It's just a mirror version of Hyrule with a divine atmosphere and no people or creatures.
>>741604792it would be even hotter if she vomited into my mouth hahaha
>>741604852What do you mean how? I don't think I understand what you're asking
>>741604975No that's gross but what if she opened a glory hole and her mouth was filled with cocks and cum 18 hours a day?
>>741604727The Master Sword was the one who explicitly keeps Link sealed as stated by Rauru himself so you'll have to abandon your gay shota fantasies for being groomed by a blue lady.
>>741604852It's not mentioned how long Ganondorf's actually been active, just that he's making his move now
>>741586654kys
>>741604617My guess is that Sheik will have her braid from Smash Bros and her Harp (actually lyre) will explicitly be stated to be the Goddess Harp from Skyward Sword.
>>741605042that isn't hot enoughI'd rather her shit into my mouth than watch her service anons 18 hours a day
>>741605270No you wouldn't be watching. You'd be in the stall next to her servicing men. You can hold her hand and see her naked while you're swallowing cum and sucking cocks though.
>>741604852I wanted a Wind Waker before the OOT remake got leaked by that guy. Wind Waker sucks, but it's also barely finished, so it has the best prospects of any 3D Zelda to be worth remaking.
You think the new remaster is going to wildly change dialog or lore? Or is it going to stick closely to what’s already there?
twilight princess was suppose to bridge OoT and Wind Waker, but Miyamoto said no. Meanwhile downfall timeline has us in same Hyrule three times. I wonder if the terrain will be higher in elevation in the remake to connect Wind Waker and TP.
>>741605318I wouldn't be servicing anyone because I would be the one fucking her ass before she wipesShe would be servicing anons while I'm fucking her in the ass
>>741605513Fi will randomly be mentioned or have a jingle play.
>>741605649good, fuck wind waker
>>741573384hell yeah elf cunny
>>741605513The three golden goddesses will be retconed and replaced with Hylia
>>741605649>twilight princess was suppose to bridge OoT and Wind WakerFucking how? They take place in completely different timelines, unless to was somehow AFTER wind waker, but then that wouldn't be hyrule unless it was WAY after the flood and then how would it even connect to either game at that point that would just be an unconnected game
>>741587068anal is for gays, fag.
Echoes of Wisdom shows us we can have a game without a playable Link meaning we could get an inbetween OoT and WW game. Hell, maybe it's Ganondorfs time to shine. Also Wind Waker did get scrapped content to high heaven.
OkayBut what if Saria had the voice and personality of a 45 year old truck stop prostitute
>>741604286>>741604471>Hylian Wars of Expansion>Civil WarI really wonder if they're going to elaborate on this at all.I REALLY wonder if they're going to even acknowledge the original Imprisoning War.
>>741605902>what if Saria had the voice and personality of a 45 year old truck stop prostituteThen she would be Zelda in Breath of the Wild
>>741605889>Echoes of Wisdom shows us we can have a game without a playable LinkEchoes of Wisdom absolutely bombed by Zelda standards.Zelda will never be playable outside of shit like Warriors ever again
>>741605902i rather have cassandra lee morris
>>741605889Link is quite literally playable and you can't beat anything without becoming him.Now, I DO agree they can make games starring other characters, SO LONG AS THEY DON'T INVOLVE THE CURSE. I've been conceptualizing a game that's just dark souls but magic only and its zelda searching strange lands for magic and information that can help her defeat the force of monsters clashing against Hyrule forces. While the king leads the defense, Zelda goes off to explore and learn. Because she's not link, she will die FAST, but neyru protects her and that's basically your parry
exactly how did Hyrule change between Minish Cap to OoT? Will they add elements from past zelda titles?
She's going to be british in the remake, mark my words.
>>741606073Cassandra can be young Ruto. Saria should be Laura Post. And Malon should be Erika Harlacher having fun with the role.
If the remake has totk's menu/ui I am killing someone
>>741605513>>741605912Ganondorf is going to be replaced with Demisedorf.The Seven Wise Men will be replaced with Zelda and her Hylia powers (which once again conveniently only activated after a lot of people died haha and probably after a romantic tension scene with Link haha hey did you guys play Skyward Sword).Link will job in a cutscene.Oh yeah, NOW it's a Zelda game.
>>741605912>I really wonder if they're going to elaborate on this at allI imagine not. There is no way to tell these stories in a way that makes Hyrule look like anything less than a degenerate war monger, and make the Shiekah look like anything less than the absolute worst people in the setting. Because that's what Hyrule was. They MIGHT make up a completely new war context to make Hyrule look less awful, but that implies they care about Zelda's writing far more than they actually do.I expect exactly the same level of vaguery, except Link's dad will be promoted from random Hylian soldier to a famous hero, and you'll spend the whole game wondering who that is until the reveal that he's Link's father, and you'll pog. That hylian shield you found in the graveyard was HIS shield, and it's the best shield (they aren't buyable anymore). He may have even been killed by Ganondorf himself in the last battle of the war. Disgusting shit like that is all I expect, if anything is changed at all.
>>741606243Who's going to be OoT Link's lovable jerk with a heart of gold sidekick like Groose?
>>741606406Mido
>>741606450>gets kidnapped and sold into slavery the second he enters Castle Town Sorry mido, I should've made sure to keep an eye on you
>>741606406What they replace Navi with
>>741606134Shut the fuck up dumbass tourist.
Probably too late now but Zelinktranny linked this thread from the other one he made. >>741599548
They should include the original OoT and remaster OoT in OoT remake.
>>741573384t
>>741606704I can confidently say they are NOT doing that. Maybe as dlc but not part of the game.This isn't oot remake or reborn. Its JUST oot. This is ocarina of time it's for a new generation. They're not going to undercut what they're trying to build by adding the originals>but how?Consider this, would oot have been as impactful to you if the game and ads said, "hey I know it's not the old game, here's the original game, this adventure is not for you young child this is for older fans". The answer is a big NO. It would kill the magic. Even if you loved it still, that would remain a stain on your enjoyment.
>>741573384she looks like she fucks grown adult men
>>741606861it's on NSO, why would they bother?
>>741606647I'll take the bait and ask why you think zelinktranny even showed himself in that other thread? I don't think he is around today.
>>741606936Hi Zelinktranny. I don't need to bait for you to out yourself. You have a habit of doing it on your own. :)
>>7416055133D Zelda has developed a fetish for flashbacks of Hyrule's history. OOTR's reveal trailer is very BOTK-esque and it's even more vague than TOTK's own first trailer, so it is very possible that this may continue in the remake.
Anyone who mentions drops the name zelinktranny is secretly zelinktranny. yes I know the irony of this statement
>>741606875>grown adultLink is only 17 after the time skip
>>741607087That's an adult
>>741607087Old enough for the sword.
>>741606861>It would kill the magic.Yeah that makes sense. A Legends collection like they did with mario would be cool though. OoT/MM MQ and their remasters I'd buy. I'm trying to go through MM right now since I finally bought the n64 but the kanji are hard and also hard to read.
>>741601508This is what she's going to look like in the remake.
>Wind Waker remake>great fairy resembles FiAlso Ganondorf and Zelda amiibos
>>741607156/ss/ sword & shota
>>741606647i don't care about poopdickschizo
Fado my beloved
>>741607261Yeah you kinda do considering you are him and you're throwing a fit over being outed. :)
>>741606243Link already jobs to Ganondorf and Bongo Bongo (or some shadows, we don't know) in the original OoT.
>>741607157I'm not opposed to it at all, like bringing the remaster to the switch since that's a 3ds exclusive. But that has to be happen at some point after the game releases just so kids have time to immerse themselves first
>>741607286She's a REAL 12 year old in the movie. You're not going to jerk off to the porn of the movie version which is a real child, would you?
>>741573384I threw this bitch's ocarina right into the most after I got a better one lmao
>>741607482It doesn't even make sense that she has an ocarina. She should've given link a flute or whistle
>>741607387>talking about video game from 1998>YEAH BUT A MOVIE IN 2027 THOUGH YOU DISGUSTING FREAKWasn't talking about your gay movie. Wasn't talking about your gay fetishes.Wasn't talking to your gay ass.
>>741607640>DA BLAWD MOWYN ROISES AGAIN LANKFuck Zelda's voice actress with a cockney London wrought iron fire poker.
>>741607640You're a pedo for a real little girl and you can't deny it anymore
>>741607315Yeah but he's not being cradled in Zelda's arms in the rain while they're both sobbing and panting like they're about to fuck for comfort in the middle of the battlefield and also Demise needs to be there killing thousands in the background fuck Ganon it needs to be Demise alongside muh ROMANTIC UNDERTONES at muh DARKEST HOUR
you know what i think? what if this remake is based on the legend from BotW and not the original OoT hyrule?
>>741607903No theyre doing oot but massively elaborating on lore.The MOVIE though is a strange case. Normal old style link, botw Zelda, and fado as a kokiri girl. What the fuck is the movie doing?
post your face when they'll add in the divine beasts
>>741608108divine breasts
>>741608000I think the movie is going to be its own thing, anon. Not even Sonic was stupid to try stitching the two things together. Shadow got Keanu DLC out of it though.
>>741608132OH HOHOHOHO......they're gonna censor the great fairy to death aren't they. hope this remake sales to make majora's mask.
Zelinktranny is a pedophile that wants real kids. Wow, what a revelation.
>>741607868Considering that in the original OoT1. Ganondorf actually masacred a ton of people in Link's seven long years sleep but we never saw it in the actual game and2. We never knew Link's personal motivation to do anything beyond that the Deku Tree/Zelda/Rauru/the Sages told him that he was the Hero of Time that must stop Ganondorf to save Hyrule and the Sacred Realm.Yes, your shitposting actually sounds like a decent idea. Also, we have a chance to actually see a flashback of Hyrule's civil war where Link's mom leaves Link with the Kokiri.
>>741608142I know that. I was NEVER under the impression it would be a movie based on any game. But I also was NEVER under the impression it would be completely unrelated to the games or not part of the overall timeline. I just assumed it was a canon adventure of a new link.I'm starting to feel it might not be
>>741605261>her Harp (actually lyre) will explicitly be stated to be the Goddess Harp from Skyward Sword.I can believe this.
