007 game casually creates the best bond girl of all time
>>741575285body is great but her face is mid
>>741575285She's not a bond girl, she's some chick that pops up for like 5 minutes so they can say Bond is good with the ladies.
too big.
>>741575285
>>741575381>she's some chick that pops up for like 5 minutes so they can say Bond is good with the ladies.....so a bond girl
>>741575285fridge mode
>>741575285Wrong.
>>741575285i though the bond girl was the other bitch
>>741575362>body is great but her face is midand that's what makes her the perfect Bond Girl.
bond + isola = leon + ada
The only Bond girl who was filmed fucking James
>>741575285safehorny woke trash
>>741577627She hit the wall so soon and so hard.
>>741577394I know you're trying to be witty, but Bond girls usually show up in more than 2 scenes.
does she appear in hour 3 or hour 8 of the tutorial?
>>741575362contrarian and a fag
>>741577394The random woman Bond has sex with is not the "Bond Girl"
>>741578504they always counted as bond girls that one in casino royale that dies early on was also a bond girl and she had roughly 5 minutes of screentime
>>741575285that girl is a fucking FRIDGElmaogood features though>inb4 300 kinds of "thicc" and nobody can fucking set a numerical measurement
>>741579131>FRIDGEnigga is you blind?
>>741575285built for hugo de rune
>>741575285Only in your opinion, because she is not my type at all. I wouldn't even bother talking to her.
>>741575285You obviously never watched the old bond films
>>741579275where are the turks
>>741579205if the waist isn't 4 inches diameter max, she's a fridge
porn inspo please so horny
>>741575285built for BBC (big bond cock)
Are Bond films outside of Goldeneye worth watching? Are any of them “meaningful,” as in they tell more than just schlocky spy action?
>>741578863There's 3 girls every Bond film: the love interest, the sexy femme fatale who works for the villain, and the random hot chick he fucks who gets killed. All 3 are classified as Bond girls.
>>741577521this is the one
>>741579841What exactly do you need films to tell you?
>>741575285>doesn't let bond take charge>makes it clear shes some top tier scientist or some shit>oi is that a bikini?! BASEDYou fake chuds are the worst. Kys
>>741579938A good story with concepts and themes that resonate beyond the film, even if only to get you thinking for another night or twoGoldeneye had good characterization and an interesting premise about being unable to move away from the past
>>741579885>muh dik98% of White women would never touch a nigger, Tyrone.
>>741579841The Bond films are time capsules of contemporary politics and culture.
>>741579841this guys question was gay so i'll ask a better onewhich bond films are worth watching? is it worth going all the way back to the first one or is there a specific actor where they start getting good?
>>741577952You'd hit it too if you hooked up with Charlie.
Oh wow. A wrinkly post-wall bitch. Reddit is down?
>>741580454As the other Anon said, Bond films are all products of their time. If you are a millennial, the only ones worth watching are Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, Casino Royale, and Skyfall. From there you can venture out into the others if you think you are taking a liking to the franchise.Personally I went back and watched some of the older stuff like Goldfinger and Golden Gun and hated them lol
>>741580050You Only Live Twice
>>741575285>best bond girl of all timeNot even close. Doesn't even crack top 10.
>>741580454They're basically all good until the Craig slop. A few aren't that interesting but they're all worth watching.
>>741580454All of them are worth watching until Craig's era like >>741581012 said. Only Craig movie that's worth your time is Casino Royale. I watched the other Craig ones but they're largely unmemorable.
>>741580454All except Daniel Craig and Roger Moore bonds are watchable. These two just made utter dog shit bonds for some reason.
>>741580954for me it's Elektra
>>741575362You're retarded.
>>741581246>hating Moore bondYour taste is god awful, his bond films are the best.
>>741580954Fridge body.
her majesty's secret service had best girl, even james bond agrees
>>741580454ConneryDaltonBronanaLazenbyMoore is hit or miss Craig's are bad except Casino Royale
>>741581410Yes, OPs pic is of a fridge body.
>>741581080>I watched the other Craig ones but they're largely unmemorable.Holy shit I feel the same way too, I know I watched the 3 sequels of the Craig movies, but I only remember more parts of Casino Royale than the others.
>>741581246even the shitty piers brosnan ones?
>>741575285GIBE DE PUSY B0SS
>>741575285>the most mid woman ever>as the Bond bitchwhat disgrace to the heritage
>>741581432That movie was almost a Harem anime, and I'm not saying that as a bad thing.
>>741575285Question:How is bond represented in this game? Is he emasculated?
>>741581471GoldenEye, TND, and TWINE are good. DAD is meh
>>741581468Outside of Casino Royale, I can only remember Judie Dench's M dying (Craig's M was wasted like everything else), and I can remember that french bitch from Spectre but I can't remember anything else. CR isn't even a great movie but it's about the closest thing to that label for Craig.
>>741575285She's some scientific genius who babbles for minutes on end about her work and "climate change" (utterly fake and gay) to autistic Bond going "yeah :)", then dominates him physically by initiating the sex. This is parody-tier safe-horny shit, at no point is Bond in any way assertive, doing any move or leading the conversation, she is doing literally everything in this scene while he just stands there and nods.
Goldeneye was great and I want Famke to kill me during sex. Holy fuck.
>>741581614>The world is not enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBRXsAWBgFALove that theme>The World is not Enough>GoldenEye>You Know My Name>A View to A Kill>Goldfinger for my top 5 themes
>>741581558Jeets will tell you it's the best Bond game evar, but it's half him being talked down to because it's yet another "rookie" Bond, a very superficial "British" element because it's obvious the devs have no understanding of England, and an extremely weak story that's essentially just about chatGPT with a couple of evil white guys. Bond needs to be saved by women about half a dozen times, and ultimately utterly fails at his job as a sequel hook, but it's alright because everyone else in the game is deeply incompetent too. They beautified a few of the models before release, but they forgot to tone down the writing, so Bond is a consent king cuckold who just grins sheepishly as he's lambasted for no reason.
>>741579841they work as time capsules, Roger Moore Bond is 007's disco/rock era,Dalton is grunge, Pierce Brosnan was an attempt to go back to the original sauce and Craig was edgy 2000s bourne spy action
>>741581558They did a good job. He's not emasculated at all. His personality is a solid mix of Connery and Brosnan Bond portrayals, with a bit more youthful brashness and inexperience. The game is fun and lets Bond be Bond.
We'll never go back to when Bond was good. We can only pray Amazon mishandled it so badly it dies for good.
>>741580007dont larp, hot ass "scientists" are a james bond tradition, look at christmas jones
>>741575285>AIslop
>>741582138Christmas doesn't only come once a year.
>>741575285Maybe if you don't look at her face, which I assume you're not doing.
>>741581447It's the same body.
>>741577521She is ridiculously cute in that movie.
>>741581898Have sex nigger
>>741582120We're going on 20 fucking years of Bond being shit, I don't really understand people who still have hope for franchises like this. You think all that matters is who they pick as Bond? It doesn't fucking matter, they could find an actor who is literally Bond from the books, and the troons making the movie will still fuck it up.
>>741582356ThisSame with a lot of legacy media
>>741582356Damn I can hardly believe Casino Royale was twenty years ago.
>>741581969I don't know I think it's the best Bond game since Nightfire. You really forgot how terrible most Bond games are.
>>741579841Quantum of Solace is peak >>741581012>>741581080>>741581246>>741581468>>741581631What in the actual fuck is this retarded parrot opinion? Quantum of Solace is the single best Bond movie of all time, and none of Craig's movies are bad.
>>741580454>Goldfinger>From Russia With Love>On Her Majesty Secret Service>You Only live twice>Live and Let Die>A View to a Killits bad but funny>Living Daylights>Licence to Kill>Goldeneye>Tomorrow Never Dies>Casino Royale>Skyfall>No time to die
>>741581558Tom Holland
>>741575362She's Italian, what do you want?
>>741582436>I don't know I think it's the best Bond game since Nightfire.What a meaningless fucking post. Nightfire wasn't even good, Bond games have never been good, people just liked Goldeneye because N64 kids had nothing else to play and it was a good shooter, but it was still vastly improved upon in PD and Timesplitters.
None will ever surpass Vesper Lynd.
>>741581558>Is he emasculatedhe barely flirts, the girls just throw themselves at him when they meet him
I liked Casino and Quantum. It's when they started pulling all of that "Bond is old and over-the-hill but DUDE 60s REFERENCE LMAO" bullshit that it started to tank. Skyfall was a fucking mistake.
How difficult is this game? I keep hearing its like hitman but all the gameplay clips look like uncharted with steal sequences?Basically I was filtered hard by the PS2 Hitman games.
>>741577521lmao isnt that the one that made roger moore retire? Because he thought she was young enough to be his daughter.
>>741575285You're right, it did. But not that one.
>>741582672same team as the nu hitman devsplays more like a worse ass creed
>>741582438>Quantum of Solace is the single best Bond movie of all timeMy fucking sides. >none of Craig's movies are badMaybe if you're looking for Bourne, but this is Bond. I encourage you to actually watch real Bond films and not trying to pretend that James Bourne is anything like how Bond should be.
>>741582672Not that difficult, at least on normal. It's a lot more linear and straight forward than Hitman.
>>741575285Who gives a fuck when the game is mid and basically a movie? Fucking retard OP
>>741575362Truth nuke, a blonde with blue eyes would be better.
>>741582724no she's from Dalton's film the living daylights
>>741582906ah, i mixed her "barely legal" Bibi in For Your Eyes Only
>>741582438>Quantum of Solace is the single best Bond movieC tier bourne script, the writers strike fucked that movie
>>741581558He fucks up all the time, but gets bailed out by Amazon Basics® presents: ada wong, when he smirks he looks like he's having a stroke instead>>741582672It's braindead, you have full audio and visual guidance on linear corridor levels it's impossible to get lost in.
>>741582672Absolutely nothing like Hitman, and piss easy. It's a movie-game with barely any gameplay in the first place, you only get a gun after 4 hours of gameplay, which is about 1/3 of the total game.
>>741581558no
>>741575285I'm not into IndiansIs she circumcized?
>>741575285She needs to be a main heroine.>>741577449Hips and boobs are too big and waist is too small for fridge shape. She's just not a stick.
>>741583816this. its a well-written moviegame, but it is unmistakeably a moviegame. i went in expecting a watered-down hitman (because thats what everyone said it was) and was very let down. once i got over it and took it for what it was, it was probably the best moviegame ive "played", but everyone who said it was like hitman is a fucking liar
>>741585549If you thought the writing in this slop was good, you are braindead.
>>741585817its a jeet shill
>>741575362She looked extremely pretty in the scene where she's introduced and she's wearing that big hat that kinda covered one eye.
>>741579518that's nobody's business but theirs
Does James Bond need an Ada Wong type of character?
>>741575285nobody noticed this is literal AI slop? great thread
best bond girlringo starr has been smashing her for 40+ years, based beatle
>>741587294Wasn't that Michelle Yeoh?
>>741575285why are you attracted to a 180 pound woman with giant shoulders op
>>741575285Basically Monica Bellucci
>>741575285way too much ass
>>741575285Pic unrelated
>>741587294Yes.
>>741587780it kinda is yeah. she was supposed to show up for a quick cameo in die another day but had scheduling conflicts since she was blowing up after crouching tiger
>>741581898The irony of Baalbuddy being the one to draw this....
>>741588018t. sheamus o'faggot
>>741588120she pretty
>>741587294>does spy fiction need a hot mysterious woman of ambiguous nationality and east asian ethnicityit's useful if she's hot, but amazon basics ada wong looks like an israeli.
Gib more vaguely Mediterranean women in Pulp media.
>>741579275>>741587158>germany als ob, du kack bayern spasst
>>741585817>someone orders a steak "well done">"you think that's good!?"
>>741589225I like how you think this is a subjective opinion, because you're a fucking retard and don't understand that overcooking meat is a sin. Nothing fucking worse, I'd rather eat it raw.
I like my cute hacker tomboy girlfriend
>new dlc announcement: seduce forty black males simultaneously>new unlockable twink g string outfit for bond Would you buy it? Honestly I think the game needs this, I need this, ho early of any blaov yap
>>741589580I like her bully more
>>741575362what face?
>>741575285i fucking hate that the marketing bots use even the shittiest of goonbaits to market a game with nothing else. The shitty game has nothing that made bond great and he is a massive unlikeable dork in it. The only people that blow 70 bucks on goonslop are retards.
>best bond girl>she only shows up in two 1 minute cutscenes
>>741590001I appreciate how most of these threads devolve into anons talking about Bond movies which is more fun than that game
>>741589885I like her too
What's her name, Ivone Phuck?
>>741590214Looking for a phuck first name Ivone?ivone phuck?!
>>741590345heh
>>741577521My waifu of all time, I watch this film 2 or 3 times a year just for her, hands off bros
>>741589885Damn, why are crazy chicks so hot?
>>741575285You must be fucking joking. It's a shitty girlboss character that leads the romance with Bond. Stop shilling this woke turd of a game, your studio will close down because no one wants to buy it.
>>741594453They don't act like social mimics copying what other women do to fit in and just do what they want. Even if its mostly unhinged shit.
>>741581558Very.The entire plot is nonstop humiliation ritual against Bond. It's a cast of women and darkies talking down to him. The women he gets with are in charge and he comes off as an autistic teen that is just getting lucky because of his looks. There is nothing Bond about this apart from the name.
>>741575285imagine this but white. dayum
>>741582110Total shill lie and opposite of what the game is
>>741587607isn't it crazy that both men and women have loved this dynamic for 50+ years and women fought like crazy to get the right to dress and act slutty, and now we're told that actually it's bad yet women keep objectifying themselves on their anti-social media 24/7?
Is the game fun? Is it worth full price?
>>741596885no game is worth buying at full price
she can't be better than the girl at the beginning of Goldfinger with the rifle who dies like 10 minutes later
>>741575285I love buttocks.
>>741596885feels short because there is only one actually fun mission, the hyperion facility.
>>741577521I feel like I've seen this sort of face on multiple actresses.
>>741587294I liked herYes
>>741575285Why does her swimsuit ride up her asscrack?
>>741596885It's ok. I enjoyed it more than hitman since you can actually do something when you get caught, either by bluffing or fistfighting, as opposed to starting a massive gunfight. It's piss easy though and bond feels more like a generic cocky rookie than the suave agent he's supposed to be.
>>741582438Been on a major 007 rerun spree, QoS is.....fineIt's not the worst one by far, there's some pretty cool ideas there. But it's nowhere near "great" whatsoever. Downright unwatchable for major setpieces. Horrible CGI. Dreadfully dour tone, color and pacing
>>741575285>Oh That Happened: The Game
>>741596885It's really fun and as a fan of 007 and adventure games I'd say it's worth it but most are probably waiting for a saleThis game can really sell a lot more once it goes on sale
>>741579873but in casino royale eva green is the love interest who works for the villain and gets killed. checkmate atheists.
>>741598082It's not really as split as he claims. It's usually a sacrifice girl and a Bond girl, and sometimes the Bond girl gets killed like his wife or Vesper.Some don't even have a sacrifice girl, like The Living Daylights.Some have two, like Licence [sic] to Kill.
>>741598082That's the point, Vesper is the archetypeCongratulations
>>741596885It's incredibly dogshit. Don't fall for the shills lies.
>>741575362Her face is above average.
>>741598082>>741579873>>741598316>ywn get to fuck, marry and kill Vesper
>>741575362Very good face for a pure italian. She should look like a man but doesn't.
>>741598483REEEEEEEEEEE
>>741596885lol no, its absolute shitI hope its not successful enough because you know IO will never make another hitman game if they can pump out low effort garbage slop like this
>>741598579Making her CraigBond's oneitis despite him being active for another decade and fucking a bunch more women and having a literal kid with Lea Seydoux honestly makes sense
>>741598579Why do jewish girls get me so hard?Is it some sort of mystical magic
>>741575285So why is it ok to goon to her exactly? I won't say she's the hottest character ever like many but she's exceptional by the standards of Western games for the last decade. So why is it ok then? Because she isn't technically white? Because she's 'empowered' somehow? Or is it just desperation from the West to have something they can feasibly push as attractive, similar to Baldur's Gate 3?
>>741599045You're the worst kind of coward.
>>741579841Have you never see Goldfinger or Golden Gun, anon?
>>741599341Goldfinger sucks balls and Golden Gun is only good for Scaramanga and his lair
>>741581950Top 5: View to a Kill, Goldfinger, Live and Let Die, Thunderball, SkyfallMan with the Golden Gun isn't in the top 5 bond themes but it is the most fun
Thoughts on her appearance? A bit of a meme and her combat scenes were silly but quite fun and she's cute
>>741581969>everyone else in the game is deeply incompetent tooBrown female M is revealed to be incompetent. Game is alright by me.
>>741599446>Golden Gun is only good for Scaramanga and his lairAnon, James bond movies are only good for the villains and their lairs. That's why they're memorable.
>>741580454>is it worth going all the way back to the first oneYes. Do you appreciate old movies? Double yes. Dr. No is a really solid movie that sets it all up, From Russia With Love establishes the arch villain, Goldfinger is a classic. Thunderball is also a ton of fun, amazing soundtrack. The Connery movies are all generally considered the gold standard for the series, outside of Diamonds are Forever which is the worst 007 ever IMO and the unlicensed Never Say Never Again remake of Thunderball which I have still yet to watchYou should watch Casino Royale. Do that now. If you like that movie, then you'll like more of the modern Craig 007 movies. Skyfall and No Time to Die are really damn solid, and Spectre is pretty hokey in places but does have some good stuff. Quantum of Solace is fine enough but it's like a DLC to Casino Royale and has a lot of flaws, so you either want to watch it right after Casino Royale or you can easily just skip it and come back to it later.You don't really need to watch all the movies in order unless you like to be autistic/thorough
>>741599483She's great actually, she has pieces from all different eras of Bond girl put together into one. Should have had a bigger role but at the same time keeping it brief is a part of why it works so well.
>>741579841Watch Casino Royale, Skyfall, and No Time to Die
>>741599904No time to die is shit, anon
>>741600101It's not
>>741600156>What if Majora's Mask was... le scary>Zelda fans: naaaah tho
>>741600156>Bald gynoid nigger 00 agentNo time to die is shit.
>>741600315>she literally realizes in the movie that she's not 007 materialYou definitely watched the film
>culture warrior secondaries freak out for years about a Black woman in 007 and call it shit (Black women have been in 007 movies for half a century)>complete silence for Blofeld being completely massacred in an Austin Powers parody in SpectreFake fucking fans
>>741595769you're overthinking it anon. women are allowed to dress however slutty they want but it's only for the hot guys ^_~!
>>741599483>>741599972basedshe's gets the perfect amount of screen time and makes the most of it. she understood the assignment perfectly. leaves you wanting more which is the best feeling for that kind of character. but if she lingered too much it'd feel too forced. 10/10 side bond girl for sure
>>741600817She would be 10/10 if she fucked Bond
>>741600742May Day was a bond girl, not a 00 agent. And Grace Jones is actually cool, unlike the bean pole they cast as the woman in no time to die.
>>741598561kek>>741575362She is obviously very pretty but her visage is a little too masculine for my taste.
>>741600742Blofeld has been a joke ever since they dropped him and his wheelchair down a smokestack.
>>741575285notice how 99% of all bond threads disappeared and the only one left is the zoomer waifufags stroking themselves over safe horny mid bitches
>>7416009942 things can be cool anon. ana was great in no time to die. grace jones was also cool in a view to a kill. gave me my first chocolate fetish as a kid
>>741601175Almost like the game was shit
>>741575285I don't think it's causual. I think some serious effort from actress, scanners and modlers went into that.
>>741601101they dropped him down a smokestack because the producers were in a legal dispute over his rights with kevin mcclory. so killing NOT-blofeld was the easiest way to wash their hands of it. also it was the right move (maybe not in the comical way) but it helped move bond foward past SPECTRE slop
>>741575285Anons, she was right in the game that plankton do in fact produce 80% of Earth's oxygen. And they are delicate lifeforms very vulnerable to pollution. This is why China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Phillipines, Africa, Israel, Central and South America, New York, California, and the jewish populations of the other united states should be genocided in the interest of ending pollution before breathable oxygen becomes a crisis.
Safe horny fridge body
>>741601101>fucking and or fighting/killing/sacrificing a Black woman is good>being an equal agent to a Black woman is badMoneypenny was an agent in Skyfall and sucked at it, bald nigress in NTTD admits she can't fill James Bonds shoes
>>74160144010/10 bait, people will fall for it
>>741575285Needs implants, A bbl and lip filler
>>741601642Hes right and she lools 30+.
>>741596885It is great. Easily and uncontestedly the best game so far this year and probably going to be game of the year unless GTA 6 actually releases.
>>741602789t. samefagfridge bodies don't have those kind of tits and ass
>>741575285>best bond girl of all timeUh not even close
>>741577627She and Famke Janssen where so incredibly beautiful in the Bond movies.
>>741603117Just watched this, you're a fucking retard. She's boring as hell. Yeah she looks alright, but she's spinning way too many plates. Total mess of a film and she doesn't make it better, her and Christmas actively make it worse.
>>741603257xenia is a goddess
>>741603301>she's spinning way too many platesBack to /pol/ with you, jeety.
>>741603697You can't be serious
https://files.catbox.moe/jh2e2c.mp4
>>741604491What a weird way to direct a scene
>>741575285These are better
>>741603056Tits are pushup bra and thong does not a nice ass make
>>741603117crazy bitch is so hot
>>741581558yes, overtonfags will say no
>>741575362trvvv
>>741604491Um, this looks and runs like crap. Please get a better PC kthxbai
>>741604491>Rated T for TeenGOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
>>741575285No, this game did not create Eva Green.
>>741580454Watch all the Bond films except Roger Moore's.Skip all Roger Moore Bond films.All of them.Garbage.
>>741605567I like Live and Let Die but
>>741605424That's literally what teens wear to the water park now.
>>741605705I'm simply celebrating the status of backitude
>>741605705>teensFor the entirety of the reasonable era of human history, that stage of life is when females were married to financially solvent suitors of adequate means.
>>741580454Dr. No is fine but quaint by modern standards. From Russia With Love is good. Goldfinger onward is when the series becomes a shitty self-parody minus On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Dalton movies are fine and Goldeneye is good but the next Brosnan flicks are shit. Casino Royale is the last good one.
>>741605424>>741605846>poor fags settle for this
>>741606024I just took screenshots of that webm, stop being a retarded faggot nigger shitposter
>>741606060>b to skip>terrible textureskeep seething poorfag
>>741605910Thunderball is good, You Only Live Twice is weeb kino, Tomorrow Never Dies is very underrated and Michelle Yeoh is peak as fuck, Skyfall is the very best 007 film, and even Spectre and No Time To Die are worth watching at least once
The sequel to First Light should take inspirations from You Only Live Twice and take 007 to Japan, have him fly a spy helicopter, and ultimately encounter Blofeld and SPECTRE in a volcano lair
>>741596885I also want to know. according to anons, is it the biggest pile of dogshit ever or the goty of the year
>>741599087>go to a safe porn imageboard>complain about the content being too horny
>>741605567But that would mean skipping over the movies with Jaws in them!
>>741575362retard
>>741575285She's attractive. But that game, pfft. Dogwater
>>741596885I love the game
>>741577702Literally not true. Wtf is your game here?
I miss her.
>>741608601She misses you too anon. Why don't you message her? Life is short.
>>741575285This game fucking sucks.Like Uncharted only with 80% less gameplay and 900% more brown and black people. Stick this gay bullshit up your arse.
>>741608601I need to get the free cam mod going so I can take pictures of her feet
>>741608601>cress
>>741575285was it ever explained how the 60year old got the body of a 20 something?
>>741608601ack
>>741612047thank you for bringing back a memory I haven't pondered in 20 years
>>741612145That's just how Iberian women roll
>>741582120I feel like it's not even the women or anything, it's just how boring modern day spy stuff is. It's all drones, hacking, etc. probably AI now if they made another one. Part of the fun of the older movies is Bond being part of an institution of spies, using cool gadgets, sometimes sneaking, sometimes fighting, sometimes charisma bullshitting his way through, against a rival country. All this PMC, corporate enemies, etc. every modern day shooter/thriller does is boring, kind of like how everything was a Middle East intervention story for awhile.
>>741580075The zeitgeist is now asians and latinas. White women can't even get a black guy for sneaky dick anymore. It has to be in front of a camera for porn.
>>741580536It really is all 30-50 year old dumpy women oft with large jaws or fully she miiiiight be a dyke mode. Even when the male lead is a teen male. Which is telling.
>>741601589>ayo dis whitey bond fine, straight up
>>741575285>Fridge body
>>741575285Mid tits
>>741575362you broke my gay radar
Ignoring the girls for a second, the plot is such total nonsense. Genuinely what was the point of dedicating like three hours to the MI6 Burger King Kids Club if they just unceremoniously killed/crippled them all in the first proper mission? Monroe should have been the twist final boss instead of that weedy fag. I can't buy Damien even being able to use that bigass Hulkbuster exosuit. Who didn't do the Monroe fight in the training camp and NOT think "Oh yeah this is gonna come full circle later."? Also 009 should have gotten a proper boss fight, him dying before he even has a single onscreen word of dialogue despite the first half of the game leading up to him is totally retarded and anti-climactic.
>>741575362fucking what?you have to be gay, this woman is gorgeous
>>741582567Gross british woman with a bulbous forehead. No thanks.
>>741577627
>>741582438Quantum of Solace:>MI6 guys were traitors when the want to interrogate Mr White>Bond finds a "Q" pin and an earpiece during Tosca. Seemingly they all wear that pin>never doubt the one guy called Q who works at MI6or did he appear for the first time only in Skyfall? kek either way
>>741608601she misses her legs
>>741617716>007 Second Light will have a mission where you escort a wheelchair-bound Cressida into enemy territory so she can hack a computer or something.
>>741601012>She is obviously very pretty but her visage is a little too masculine for my taste.have you told your friends and family you're gay yet?
>>741577705>>741595257Anon. Bond is never woke. Just like in every Bond movie... he fucks beautiful women. Yes I said BEAUTIFUL women. No ugly woke shit. And yes you can see him flirting and charming one of the staff at your base in one of the early game cutscenes and then it flips to a bed scene. And all the women he can flirt with are beautiful women even in missions. He doesn't flirt with ugly people or old people.If gaming journalist actually played the game, they'd be mad as fuck that the women are good looking. But as we know, gaming journalists don't actually play games.
>anons simping for browns nowyou could just hit the gym and find actual human girls, grim stuff
>>741618058he's literally led around by a Poo woman and a nigress and a nigger the whole game
>>741617716During the 150 Annirvasry Gala mission, you can see her father. If you just wait nearby while he speaks with someone else, they said Cress will be able to walk again with time.
>>741618116youre talking to retards who think a jew being commanded by niggers equals saving evropa, dont bother
I'm tired of Bond girls, when are they making a Bond guy? It's 2026, Bond should've been made gay a decade ago.
>>741575362It's the exact opposite, actually. Zoomers are gonna seethe tho
>>741579841the resr all suck pretty hard. brosnans are watchable and casino royale i guess
>>741618116One is the leader of MI6. Just gives missions.The other is just support for field agents. He gives her orders to run background checks or hacks. She does not led anyone around.He doesn't fuck either so stop being racist.
>>741577521Wrong.
>>741618229The moment they make Bond gay is when they lose all of Bond's fanbase. And the modern audience won't show up to see it either.
>>741618268>stop being racistthis aint reddit buddy boy, fuck off where you belong
>>741575362Fpbp she's swarthy
>>741618167O MY SPINE REGROWTH
>>741618312They already lost it. Literally only jeets bought this game.
>>741618672Where the fuck do you retards even get this information
>>741575285>Elon Musk with boobs
>>741575285Non-White and fridge bod
>>741618058Nah Proojeet. This is one of the wokest games yet. It's a complete subversion of James Bond.
>>741575285fat ugly fridge
>Swarthy Italian subhuman wouldn't fuckAs if Italian women would go within 3 metres of you faggot chuds kek
>>741575285>manjaw>indian or adjacent>fridge body>fatYou think THAT is an attractive woman? Let alone the best bond girl?
>>741607007You Only Live Twice is meant to take place near the end of bonds carrer in the books so he probably needs to do something like Goldfinger or The Living Daylights first
>>741619209>Anyone with dark skin is IndianWhy are race obsessed americans like this?
>>741619296Looks Italian to me. But that anon already said adjacent.
>>741619296Why are darkies all from near the equator?
>>741619296>pitch black hair>dark brown eyes>light-brown skinTo unironically pretend this isn't brown, you have to be a fully mind-raped mutt.
>>741619401>Indian=ItalianRacism rotted your mind
ackshyually...
>>741619423>>pitch black hair>>dark brown eyes>>light-brown skinSo 90% of people in Spain, Southern Italy, ex-Yu, Greece and Bulgaria? Are we pretending half of Europe is brown?
>>741616756she's jewish
>>741619296>Why are race obsessed americans like this?Race obssessed? You're the one who picked the one thing about race out of my line up of complaints. Projecting much. Also I said "or adjacent" esl mutt.
>>741619492>90%In your mind, mutt. And those who fit that definition in those countries are all invaders from Arab conquests, that's what things like limpîeza de sangre tried to fix. Not one of them are native of those countries, they are invaders and at best rape-babies from invaders.
>>741619491Bond doesnt fuck her and only eats the bullet from her belly button. She doesnt appear in film again after that scene.
>retards who haven't played the game talking in absoluteswhy am i not surprised?
>>741575285Yea, Moneypenny
>>741619610Why would I play this garbage?
>>741619610I have and its shit.
>>741619597>In your mind, mutt.One of the first images you get when you look up "Greek protests" on Google
>>741619737Cool, tell me what you find when you type "White family" on Jewgle.
>>741596885It’s like a 7/10 game that’s an 8.5/10 Bond game.It’s worth it if you’re a fan of Bond or if you really liked Hitman and what something at least slightly similar.
>>741619846>DA JOOS GATHERED 6 GORILLION DARK SKINNED GREEKS TO DEFAME WESTERN CIVILISATIONdo you know how stupid you sound?
>>741603117She was way hotter in La Boum
>>741619897>t. least obvious shillIt's nothing like Hitman, at all. And it's a shit movie-game with shit gameplay and a shit story that can be adequately summed up with "Whites and AI bad, browns and women good" with an autistic zoomer Bond in a permanent humiliation-ritual.
>>741615975>dedicating like three hours to the MI6 Burger King Kids Club if they just unceremoniously killed/crippled them all in the first proper mission?So you care about them more when they get killed off. Personally, my biggest complaint is that every boss fight except the Twins sucks. Damien deserved much better fights because he’s a fun antagonist.
>>741575285>>741575362>Only 32 number of content in r34 and that including AI slopCome on, you gotta pump up those numbers.
Speaking of Greece...
>>741575285Looks like my wife 20 years ago.
>>741620131Absolute garbage doesn't get r34.
Bait for coomers. Real women dont look like that but whatcan we expect from a James Bond game, that franchise is unironically low key top of the shelf misogyny. We gamers are quite fed up with this approach.
>>741620306>Bait for coomers.No coomer thinks that ugly indian fridge is attractive retard
>>741620306Nice try troon. 2/10 b8 too obvious
>>741620113The whole game is about his Bond was right about everything though and all his superiors are wrong.Bond also fucks 3 women over the course of the game.
>>741620387>hisWhat?
>>741575362fpbpshilling trannoids be mad
>>741615975the actual bad part is that they should have cut the Lenny Kravitz mission, that felt like a tacked on DLC, bond going home feeling sad about losing the mission and being attacked at the appartment could have been achieved after Monroe's funeral
>>741620387>It's okay that the game is a humiliation ritual for 99% of the runtime, because you're technically correct at the end of the game!Nah fuck it, and the perfect IRL replica of the negro actor doesn't have a "character arc" because he spends 5 seconds being vaguely respectful after spending hours upon hours insulting you in every single scene. The only way your argument would be acceptable would be if Bond actually fought back against the foids and browns insulting him, then killed them all at the end, that's what is required after disrespecting him so much.And being an autistic dildo for safe-horny le climate change fighting women isn't a flex.
>>741620358Why do 4cucks have an inferiority complex and seething rage against the Italian race? Did your childhood crush get fucked by an Italian exchange student?
>>741620528Italians are just less attractive and lazier indians
>>741620574And fascists.
>>741620620>Just Ignore the tens of thousands of of Italians who killed nazis in mountains bro!!!Cope>>741620574Cope, Italians are the most attractive people in the world
>>741620620Not since WW2 but that country has been bailed out by other european countries more times than I can count
>>741620664>italians>in WW2We have a joke in my native tongue, what is the thinnest book in the world? Italian victories and heroics in WW2 lol
>>741620668>berlusconiYeah he didnt exist.
>>741620703Partisans killed plenty of Germans and Italians made the best airframe in WWII albeit equipped with German engines
>>741620808And they won the war right? RIGHT?
>>741617896I mean, it literally is. Her jaw is as chiseled as the average male's, if not more so. There is no doubt that her face is beautiful, but her facial features simply aren't very feminine.
>>741620831Technically yes, because they drived out the German invaders
>>741620851Right. The axis power actually won. Totally wasn't the allies guys, just traitors doing traitorous shit after losing making them technically winners.
>>741618334>O MY SPINE REGROWTHPretty sure her legs were the issue, not the spine. Also yes Therapy can help spine and leg issues.
>>741620929Still a better decision than sending 15 year olds to die operating flak cannons and having your city bombed to smitherins because one leader couldn't comprehend that invading multiple countries at once and slaughtering their people is not a good strat to win wars
>>741618319> having a nigger in the game triggers me, therefore you are redditgrow up>>741618837>This is one of the wokest games yetlol, think about it for a moment. You believe just because there is a few black characters in the game, it's automatically woke.
>>741575285Considering how it seems to be forgotten so short after launch it can't have been that good.
>>741621060Both lost. Deal with it troon.
>>741620574>less atractive
>>741620851It was the americans who drove them out
>>741621060Mussolini attacked Africa and you got BTFO so hard that Germany had to bail you guys out
>>741620785>Italy is the largest single beneficiary of the EU’s post-pandemic recovery plan. Rome was allocated a total of €194.4 billion (over $210 billion) in grants and low-interest loans. As of mid-2026, the European Commission has disbursed €153.2 billion (about 79%) of these funds to Italy.You're welfare queens bro, I bet you're on benefits as well
>anons didn't like Die Another DayWhat a shame
>>741577521You just unlocked memories I didn't even knew I still had.
>>741619601and yet my neurons were activated more than any other bond girl except for THE xenia scene but that's not fair
>>741575362>body is great>jewish fridge build
>>741618274They'd call her a tranny if she was cast today.
>>741622784
>>741622784By trannies attempting to poison the well and jealous women.
>>741575285>wide hips, flat butt
>>741588120Cute hapa
>>741575285But she doesn't look anything like Caroline Munro or Lana Wood.
>>741582570that's what life is like when you're hot
>>741619504worse, she's fr*nch
>>741580954That look...
>>741575285too brown
>>741598579Eva is great but for me it's Olga
>>741575285>Still shilling this movieshitWhomstever is actually interested in this can watch it on youtube, do not buy it
>>741575285Looks extremely generative AI.
>>741625957she was incredible in Hitman
>>741608601>cressDid you see the new art last thread? >>741416721
>>741575285how do i get a body like this as a male
>>741627880You don't. Deal with it.
>>741627880Maybe flirt with girls on the street?
>>741575285she looks like she has an infinite body count and they all were brown
>>741621205It’s a perfectly fine game for what it is, but it lacks the replay value of Hitman, so there’s not much to discuss.
>>741627880Horse tranqualizer and a van, try 2nd hand after a delivery company
>>741601229for me it was her role in Conan the Destroyer>What do you do if you like a man>REACH AND AND TAKE HIM!
>>741621859Nobody hated Die Another Day because of the women, its the terrible theme and movie itself
>>741625957I love this woman so much its unrealHitmanQuantum of SolaceDeath of StalinBlack Widow and Thunderbolts
>>741575362You like bogged bimbo face? Ez bezos
>>741580454From Russia With LoveYou Only Live TwiceOn Her Majesty's Secret ServiceThe Spy Who Loved MeMoonrakerThe Living DaylightsLicense to KillGoldenEyeCasino RoyaleSkyfallt. zoomer who watched most of them before the game came out
>>741632294pretty good taste, not a fan of moonraker though
>>741597125I genuinely think Goldfinger's overrated. I don't know why people are glazing it so hard. Bond is a bumbler throughout the entire movie, Pussy Galore is a weak Bond girl, Goldfinger's plan makes no sense, there is barely any action, sceneries are quite boring, because it's just a lot of Kentucky.I must be missing something.
>>741635585I think it's just because it introduced the wackier and stereotypical Bond elements to the series.
>>741621203>If I pretend to not understand their arguments it means I win>Have your (You)
>>741588254He is self-aware, no?
>>741597435>bond feels more like a generic cocky rookie than the suave agent he's supposed to beHe feels like a rookie during what is essentially his origin story?Weird.
>>741582438NTA, but Craig movies are so serious and dour all the time. I went and marathoned every James Bond movie up to and including Golden Eye and James Bond used to have FUN. Not just them being fun movies, but James Bond himself being clearly aware that he managed to land the job he wanted when he was 12. Even Pierce Brosnan while racing cars with the Russian dominatrix pilot with the psychiatrist who has to rate his mentals to new M is sporting a smile not seen since until he posed with his sufficiently fat wife.
>>741632365Why do people always shit on Moonraker? It's always been one of my favorites, along with The Spy Who Loved Me, and You Only Live Twice.Granted part of my enjoyment is the big battles towards the end where henchmen fight space marines/escaped submarine sailors/ninjas. Another major pull being the soundtracks, Space Laser Battle, Space March, Flight Into Space, and the theme that's used while Bond flies a mini helicopter over the volcano base and during the boat chase down the jungle rivers in Moonraker. Basically John Barry cooks whenever there's shit in space.Also I find it funny that Jaws keeps working for dudes who wanna reset society under water/in space.
>>741640923Relax anon I just said I wasn't a fan. NTTD is my least favorite bond. I can watch moonraker if its on TV or something.
>>741640923>Why do people always shit on Moonraker?Because it's the pinnacle of campy Bond.
>>741579841I watched all the Craig movies and none of them are good.
>>741632294>no Tomorrow Never DiesBitch made
>>741618837Hahahahaha fucking retarded faggot didn’t play the game. How does it feel to be a retarded golem? Must be a drag
>>741621859Tomorrow Never Dies is the only other good Brosnan film and it was still a total shitshow to produce…. Brosnan is a great 007 but his later films have aged terribly. People here love him for his games anyways
>>741620113Hahahahaha keep seething until you’re dead, retarded culture warrior. You’re utterly pathetic. Wrong game to speed out over
>>741613418>IberianSephardic jews are technically iberian I guess
>>741618116Culture war has destroyed your ability to view anything outside of a non existent left/right paradigm, eh? Moneypenny was Black in Skyfall 14 years ago, M was a woman over 30 years ago. Felix Leiter was also Black in Casino Royale over 20 years ago.Please do not bring up all the ethnic women that 007 sleeps with over the last 60 years either, that wouldn’t be conducive to your shitposting
>>741575285>>741580454>Sean ConneryGoldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice. Watch Dr No for the novelty of seeing where the movies started and From Russia With Love for something a bit less 007 and more traditional thriller. Only watch Diamonds Are Forever if you can handle ungodly amounts of cheese.>Roger MooreLive and let Die, The Man With the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me. Watch Moonraker if you want The Spy Who Loved Me brought to it's last consequences and For Your Eyes Only if you want something more serious from Moore.Octopussy and A View to a Kill are ok but optional.>Timothy DaltonWatch both The Living Daylights and License to Kill.>Pierce BrosnanGoldeneye, Tomorroe Never Dies and The World is Not Enough. Die Another Die will really depend on how much you like 007 references and how much you can tolerate shitty CGI.>Daniel CraigCasino Royale and Skyfall. These two are at the peak of the franchise, but none of his other movies are worth it a watch.
>>741644831I didn't include George Lazenby because On Her Majesty's Secret Service is awful.
Whatever jeet company hired to shill this shit game on /v/ has to be fuming that every thread turns into bond movie discussion with the /v/ros
>>741644928Fuck you, OHMSS is one of the best Bond films, with the best Bond girl, it's only issue is that it's stuck with a shitty Bond.It was actually depressing to watch GoT for me, because it made me realize how old Diana Rigg had become.
>>741645694Lazenby did a solid job, especially with the end scene.
>>741645694Storywise it has a more involved Bond girl, yes. But the movie is boring as hell. The only memorable part is the ending and while i find it a good ending it's a huge tone shift.
>>741645694Its issue is that Telly Savalas was a terrible Blofeld, actually.
>>741646570...I liked Telly Savalas. Mostly because I like Kojak.To me, the best Blofeld is the faceless Anthony Dawson one. Once they reveal him in full, he becomes the cartoon villain.
>>741644928You're legitimately retarded and no absolutely nothing about film making. OHMSS is a masterpiece. There's a reason filmmakers still talk about it today. Go watch it again with your eyes open this time.
>>741647443I'm not a film maker, i don't jerk of over shot composition and whatnot. I only care if movies entertain me, and OHMSS doesn't.
>>741645398>constantly crying about India instead of discussing 007You aren't contributing the way you think you're contributing.
>>741647554>DURRRRR, VISUAL SPECTACULAR AND STYLISH FILM MAKING DOESN'T ENTERTAIN ME!You have brain damage.
>>741647586>the tunnel forms a gun barrelI do have to admit, First Light has some very clever "cinematic" compositions
>>741647674Yes anon, boring movies do not entertain me.
Bond media is anti-woke so First Light is anti-woke, simple as that.
>>741647784The game is absolutely stunning.>>741647819Go watch Diamonds are Forever, braindead moron
>>741647586>Seething jeet mad his paycheck is in trouble
>>741647886I find Diamonds are Forever to be better than OHMSS, even if it's the weakest of Sean Connery movies.
>>741647923>posting off topic about jeets AGAIN instead of discussing 007Why are culture warriors so fucking dumb?
>I find Diamonds are Forever to be better than OHMSSHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
OHMSS also has one of the best Bond themes in the franchise. IOI seems to agree.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X85U33cdvk
>>741581558Every cutscenes ends with him being rescued by a black guy or a women. He never escapes anything by himself, it's nauseating.
>>741648112Why did they never kiss?
>>741648025>>741647923
>>741648112These guys were really fun henchmen.
>>741648189Now THIS is a seething, LYING jeet!
>>741648417I liked their reference in KND
>>741579841>Are any of them “meaningful,”
I barely remember Diamonds are Forever.Which movie is that where Bond beats up at lot of black people and ends up blowing up Parker from Alien?
>>741648164One of the absolute best motifs too, absolutely love all the ski chase scenes that use it. Perfect balance of camp and actual legitimate tension, something the game does really well too. The fact that the devs showed all that love to OHMSS in multiple different ways proves how pure of a Bond experience the game is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m7qcHImtZE
>>741648615Live and Let Die, the one after DAF and also Moore's debut.
>>741648615>Parker from AlienLive and Let Die. Fucking awesome actually, my favorite Moore Bond filmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXKVA5Xs90M
>>741648615Live and Let Die. Diamonds Are Forever is the one with the satellite laser.
Am I really supposed to believe this bitch is a scientist that studies algae and has enough money to stay an an ultra luxury resort in the most expensive villa on the property solo?the story of this retarded game is so bad
>>741575362That face is not mid perfect sized nose
>I remembered REALLY disliking Thunderball as a kid. >then I somehow started feeling nostalgia for that film and wondered why exactly did I hate this movie so much, because on paper it was a very fun movie>I got to the underwater sequences>oh, now I remember why I hated that movie.
>>741648954>Muh realism>in BondCinemasins and its fucking consequences on discussing anything on the net
>>741649197They really wanted everyone to see they could film underwater.
>>741575362TRVVVVVKEFat no bitches incels seething
>>741649342Yeah, but a 5-minute sequence of the bad guys just moving the bombs underwater is fucking excessive.Also, the action scenes really don't work underwater. If only because you really don't know which one of the many guys in scuba gears is Bond.But I get that they wanted to show off.
>>741575285what race is this?
>>741577952>soonShe was still cute until about 40, zoomer chicks are looking chopped the moment they hit 21
>>741649692Portugese
>>741649197Thunderball is fantastic, just has a few slow spots. It's a 1960s movie mate.
>>741649610>sequence of the bad guys just moving the bombs underwaterThat part feels way longer than it is. Still, aside from the underwater scenes it's a pretty good movie.
Thunderball has one of the best soundtracks in the entire series as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYNzL42AsI4
>>741649950The age of the movie isn't an excuse when it's predecessor was Goldfinger.
>>741649829South America always did have the most beautiful women.
james bond is pretty cool but this game is dogshit. Shills can eat my shit
>>741650128Also, Domino is one of the better Bond girls. She actually had charisma and shit to do, compared to previous girls.God, were Honey Ryder and Tatiana Romanova annoying. I get that it was the 60's but they come off as completely lobotimized.
>>741650235They wouldthey're indian
>>741650136Thunderball > Goldfinger personally and I'd rewatch Thunderball tonight over GoldfingerI love the island setting and all the underwater stuff>>741650230Gob, Portugal is in Europe....oh hell
>>741650136I don't get the praise behind Goldfinger, I guess. It's actually less epic than people make it sound.Also, holy shit, is Bond and idiot in that film.
>>741577702i have an uncle that got married and went to turkey for his honey moon and fucked this chick WHILE he was on his honeymoonwhat a rat
>>741650286Thunderball has fantastic Bond girls. Connery films don't miss with the girls
>>741650451(while they were filming this movie in turkey)
>>741650468>Connery films don't miss with the girlsThere is that one bitch from Diamonds are Forever. Also, I dare you to name the Bond girl from You Only Live Twice. And like I said, I don't care much for Tatiana and Honey.
Cressbros, the link in >>741416721 is great art, thoughts?
>>741650568>There is that one bitch from Diamonds are Forever.She's hot, just stupid, which is fine.
>>741639182I've always liked the craig movies, but this is a good criticism. The closest you get is some little dry smirks from craig when he's in a dominant situation, but the old spy film campiness and joy of old had definitely been lost. And it is a loss. Not everything has to be so fucking serious right out of the gate. Save that for when it's thematically worth it later in the run of films
>>741650389It's the archetypical Bond adventure. Pretty much all tropes originated there. The movies get more lighthearted from here in so Bond starts being less serious. It's far from the most "epic" 007 movie, all Brosnan and Craig's films are more epic, but it is one of the most consistently excellent. You can dislike it of course, we all have different tastes.
>>741650318You're the first person i ever seen that likes the underwater scenes in Thunderball.
>>741650568>Also, I dare you to name the Bond girl from You Only Live TwiceAki and Kissy were the Japanese girls. Helga is the redhead SPECTRE agent
>>741651873I'm always a fan of any deap sea diving scenes in an adventure movie. Always been a fan of underwater levels in video games too.
>>741650778It's fineLet me know when someone makes some Moneypenny smut
>>741642897>>741644320>how do i prove them wrong>i know, by posting the worst bond movie over and over>with a ltrl "bad guy is irl person that writer doesnt like" insert.>and the chinese market inclusion
>seething about Michelle YeohHAHAHAHAHA
Carver was Robert Maxwell, actually. Yeah, that MaxwellBond fucking eviscerates that media Jew with his own mining drill and then smashes tight Malaysian pussy
>>741652802Murdoch is a golem thoughbeit.
>>741652802>using the AI synopsis>with reddit as the sourceLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>741653645He's a culture warrior. Shitposting First Light, and he didn't play the game. He's shitposting Tomorrow Never Dies, and he didn't watch the movie.
>>741652802forgot to add>movie is on an intelectual level with the fallout tv show>"There is a lot of Money to be made, with the end of the World"fuckers were selling (digital) newspapers and not bunkers....>>741653645>sourcemy ass, happy now?Imdb doesnt let you read reviews anymore without logging in, so I cant even screencap all the people who wrote that.
>>741575285>brown eyes right into the trash
>>741652802>>741653982>noooo the tech mogul Jews are good actually>noooo China badMindbroken.
>>741654068>goalposting
>shitposting 007What a fucking mook
>>741575285>best bond girl>fat bitch with a butterfaceNo.
>>741652285Who the fuck would make smut of her? Naomi Harris mogs her.
>>741575285no the best bond girl literally had a penis
>>741654304I liked her too but no way. nu Monkeypenny is best Moneypenny. Look at those fucking beautiful aqua turquoise green eyes
>>741650778To be fair the one thing I find the most sexy in Cressida is her voice
>>741577952I guess, but her peak was the peakest.
>>741654658She's a dogshit Bond girl.
>>741654689ok, she's the hottest though
>>741575285She's easily one of the most fuckable of this century for sure>>741654747No, she's not. You have dogshit taste.
>>741654424Skinny as a rail and flat as a board.
>>741604491>>741604674>>741605424KINO
>>741625957She's actually really good in Quantum. She deserved to be Bond Burgered and the fact that she didn't is one of the big reasons why I don't think about ever rewatching Quantum>>741654783>skinny Black girl is le badSo....Naomie Harris? You're quickly ceding ground
>>741650128>>741650318I like everything about Thunderball except the pacing. I don't feel the length of most Bond films but that one and Spectre seem to last 3 weeks.
grifters have no interest in things getting better in any way whatsoever, that's why even when you have a nice game they'll try to find the smallest things to get angry about
>>741655176You wanna know a Bond movie that seems to last 3 weeks? The World is Not Enough. What a horrific drag that movie is. Great start, slows down, and then it's awful for over an hour straight. Worst locations. Worst, most boring, and least charismatic Bond girls in any film. Worse than Quantum of Solace but not as bad as Diamonds are Forever
>no love for never say never again ittIt's Kim Fuckin' Basinger ya queermoes.
/v/ is full of boomer Bond nerds.
>>741575285>that generic Indian looking ass bitch >best bond girlas ifsince Eva and Famke have been posted already,let me do the honorable mention of the woke trying to own the evil male gaze by having bond fall for and old woman, a move as effective at making men mad as the Cortana redesign in Halo 4.
>>741655704I'm 29
>>741621203>>741642897Nice try shill.Every single scene in the story exists just to emasculate Bond and push leftist ideology. It's extremely woke.
You didn't play the game.
Why does everyone jerk off From Russia with Love? I watched it the other day and it sucks, I enjoyed Dr No more.
>>741582545italians look arab if thats the case
>>741656146No one did. This piece of woke shit game has sold only 3 million copies after 7 year development and 270 million dollar budget. They are not even halfway to breaking even after a month. On a 7 YEAR project. Go woke go broke.
>>741656220Good dialogue, great characters, great locations. It sets up a lot of the pulpy spy elements like SPECTRE
>>741656146Call an ambulance, he's having a stroke.
Culture warrior shitposters have nothing better to do? Can't find a real woke game to sperg over?
>>741656917Never seen a 007 film before, eh? Many such cases in these threads unfortunately
>>741657029This game is woke, Prootsin
007 is woke!!!!!
>>741655641It's a better movie than Diamonds are Forever that's for sure but I think most simply haven't seen it or even know it exists
>>741657916>ProotsinI can't even tell what race or nationality this fake name is supposed to be calling out or mocking.
>>741587607>ringo starr has been smashing her for 40+ yearsHe only did it once. It almost killed her but he was drunk so it doesn't count.
Here's your Bond, bro.
>>741647443>i-is that a guy walking on a beach and he's in the middle of the frame?>holy kino! Flicks are not art.
>>741577627Listen, I know bond girls don't have to be complex characters, or even very good ones at that. But I just could not get over Denise Richards playing a nuclear scientist. She absolutely sucks at it and it's distracting. The Brosnan era of Bond started off really well with Goldeneye, but everything after that was super mediocre and got into really silly territory by the end of it.
>>741620841She'll give you sons with strong jaws who can get laid and give you grandchildren.
>>741577627>>741660336Tomorrow Never Dies and The World is Not Enough displayed a real understanding of IRL geopolitics that is usually absent in the silliness of Bond films. Plus it showed Lima Syndrome which is something you don't normally see out of Hollywood.
