https://x.com/NintendoEurope/status/2068348147814773164Did you know that everyone in the Lylat system is gay? To make that clear, Nintendo exclusively hired flamboyant theater kids to voice the remake.
>Did you know that everyone in the Lylat system is gay? I have illustrations to prove it.
Good. Post gay StarFox stuff now.
>>741604887self report
>didn't hire entitled american twitter faggotsBased Nintendo.
>>741604887>THIS is the game's advertisement?>Nintendo must be an insane fool!
>>741604887>They turned Andrew into a troonGreat. First digital circus and now this?! When will it end?!?!?
>>741604887Surely it's not that ba->ClickOk. When you're right you're right.
>>741604887>"we're star fox." Why does Fox sound smarmy rather than confident like in 64. I'm not getting "leader energy" from him.A lot of them sound fine, it's just Fox and Peppy that sound way too chill.
>>741604887>everyone in the replies trashing the gamewhen Indian devs get their hands on your franchise, they turn it into instantly recognizable cowshit KEK
>>741606709It's odd how phoned in that line sounds, and it's right on the first stage.>"Can't let you do that star fox"It also sounds like the VA doesn't know the context of the scene he's voicing.
Makes sense. They all sound like they're reading a line off a paper. No depth or emotion at all.
>>741604887>My emperor? I've failed you?Who signed off on allowing this into the final product?
>>741606220ProZD plays Pigma.
>>741604887These are the devs btw
>>741607318When will Nintendo release a good game this year instead of slop that wasn’t even developed by a Nintendo team?
I'm actually strongly leaning against getting the remake solely because the new voice acting is so bad. The campy performances in SF64 are one of the most prominent and memorable parts of the game to me, and these new performances are so dull it's actually physically painful to hear them.
>>741606709To be fair, that scene got cut short. He says more and it actually sounds okay with the added dialogue. Here's a better look: https://youtu.be/Z9WaZkDm3dQ?t=178I think I'm most insulted by ROB's voice and Falco's delivery on "I've been saved by Fox, how swell."
>>741607318Jews put Indians in positions of power for their sycophantic dick sucking Do not buy this game
>>741604887>Gee I've been saved by Fox how swellHe doesn't even sound remotely sarcastic anymore wtf
>>741606897>It also sounds like the VA doesn't know the context of the scene he's voicing.idk what it is, but a lot of Nintendo's games seem to have terrible voice direction given to the VAs
>>741607318Star Saar
>>741607820Saar Fox
>>741604887Sounds simultaneously soulless and tryhard, impressive.
>>741604887What's up with the Star Fox crew? It's like they're not even trying, sound bored even.
>>741607318Despite being allegedly praised for all the offshore cheap coding and IT they do, India has never made one good video game ever. Let that sink in.
>>741607318for fucks sake, of course they're pajeets
>>741608052Tech culture of one dozen middle managers and yes men for every one guy who knows his shit.
>>741607805That's the thing about it. People are too quick to blame the actors for poor performance, but in reality it's the Voice Director who should get just as much criticism. It's their job to tell actors how to emote, pinpoint what's good and what needs a retake, and finalize the dialogue. Star Fox 3D had this issue as well. Instead of reusing the audio from the 64 game, they re-recorded everything using most of the original cast, but had the actors put too much emphasis on the "cheesiness" into their delivery.
>>741607604No, I think you got that quote wrong. the line I heard was:>geeivebeensavedbyfoxhowswell
>>741604887the n64 voices were so much better than the switch 2 remake. also should've gotten scott mcneil to do wolf o donnel over steve blum.
>>741604887
>>741607318>>741607547>>741608052>>741608187The entire team is mostly White tho
>>741608287IMO another good example of this is to look at Xenoblade DE, with the performances for Shulk and Melia's VAs in the new content against the original game. They do not emote enough and are too quiet for some of the situations they end up in for some of the battle cutscenes, when base game absolutely shows they can do it.
>>741608726>New York whitesAll that really does is explain where all the fugly redesigns came from
>>741608726There is not a single man with testosterone in that picture. Thank you for proving my point, pajeet.
i dont understand how pretty much no one on earth thinks this sounds good, and yet it still made it into the game?
>>741609194The uglification and enshittening of everything in modern media is done on purpose by kikes to demoralize you. Just buy stellar blade 2 or emulate old games and call it a day.
>>741607969The entire video is bad but I actually laughed my ass off at General Pepper's overly casual "We need your help, Star Fox!". He said it like he needed Fox to pick up some fucking milk at the store, it's so genuinely bad.
>>741604887problem is theyre actually hiring these internet people who aspire to be "voice actors" and the quality is nosediving
>>741604887>Fox... *yawn* get this guy off me...
>>741608726The end result is still looking like slop, unfortunately.
>>741609251that’s okay. israel is being humiliated in the Iran war right now.
>>741609526but they've humiliated epic gamers in the lylat wars
There's going to be a Japanese language option, right?
>>741609747Good trade off
i think andrew and leon are pretty good actually
>>741609884Yes, there's multiple language options
Voice actors don't represent character sexual preferences
Majority of it sounded fine, comprable to Assault, except for Wolf who is downgraded. Lord have mercy though, that Andrew VA. What the fuck. All in all the overarching issue is that everybody sounds bored, and in all honesty the gameplay looks boring.Star Fox really needed to embrace the potential for failure. Levels needed to be fast and difficult. I don't think this stupid ass company has ever accounted for the broad increase in generational reaction speed, due largely as a result of exposure to, you guessed it, computron gaems.The gameplay looks as engaging as a round of solitaire.I'd rather play Tetris 99.Nintendo is such an embarrassing corporation of bums.
So>Muh bad voice acting Is the narrative that faggots on /v/ decided to use to shit on this game?Damn, every aspect of it must be phenomenal if that's the case.
I'll always play on japanese anyway so I don't care64 dub just happened to be a miracle
it's "the dub in question" all over again
Preboughtering my copy.Excited to play, bros.
>>741610679ironic that for all the posturing about "wanting accuracy", SF64 got it wrong
>>741604887Could be worse.Andrew and Slippy should sound gay.
>>741607316say sike rn
>>741608052Indians, like chineses, are taught how to code on a technical level but their schools dont offer creativity lessons like art or even group.projects. they just follow the specs.
>>741609165Programming has never been for """""manly""""" (aka gays you dream to suck off like the faggot you are) people
>>741610673The demo was great. /v/ is being a bunch of disingenuous faggots again.
>>741610673look at the post above you anon, that's how sloppy the shitpost is for this game
What's the point of Star Fox if Ace Combat exists? Surely there are furry mods for the latter.
>>741610673I literally preordered the game after playing the demo and it's pre-loaded on my Switch 2 right now, but I still admit that the voice acting is complete dogshit that actively harms my enjoyment. I think the graphics look great, I think the game plays perfectly, I think it's more fun to play than the original SF64, but none of that will change the fact that the voice acting is COMPLETE AND UTTER DOGSHIT.
>>741610673Stop slurping turds or Nintendo will keep shitting them out. Faggots like you are what ruined Pokemon and others.
i too am enjoying STARFOX 64 for the NINTENDO SWITCH 2 RATED T FOR TEN in this thread
>>741604887Why is the voice acting worse is the remake
>We're Star FoxWhy does he sound like he's doing ASMR?
Theatre actors are the reason why those old games sounded the way they did. It was either theatre actors inbetween gigs or the nearest white guy in Japan willing to work for a few hundred dollars across a few days. I remember I heard somewhere that the voice actors for House of the Dead 2 were doing three whole games that same day.The new voices sound ass but not because "theatre actors" and they might not sound so bad if we didn't already have these holy shit... almost 30 year old iconic lines as a base that they are tasked with matching or improving.
>>741612558Already pre-ordered, will be playing rhe moment it's available. Sorry you're so envious
