Why do plants fucking hate zombies?
>>741610236Because they want yo protect (You)
>>741610236Damn brat needs correction.
>>741610236They don't hate zombies. They LOVE humans. It's very nuanced
>>741610343Fuck that's hot
>>741610236They are the antithesis to everything a plant is.Plants give life, and feed from decomposing dead decomposing material. Zombies take lives and feed from living material
give me tomboy tummy or gib me death
>>741610236She doesn't look like that
Flowers... Cute...!
>>741612169That's a lot of chlorophyll.....
Well, they may fucking hate them, but, they sure don't hate fucking them, if you catch my drift, haha, ha
Is that plants vs zombies 2 mod worth it?
>cringe anime eyes sunflower and not the black dot eyes original.Fuck off Faggot
Because they want the zombies to keep off your lawn
Green shadow > solar flare
Zombies eat people and plants.
>>741612898Wtf I'm a vegan now?
>>741610236>goonslop at op>asks surface level question
>>741613206Do you know the answer
>>741613206>>741613247Twitter too slow for you?
>>741612380Its fun, kinda dislike some of the difficulty design of the zombies. Mostly stuff that absolutely demands you bring a specific counter or a whole lane just gets deleted of plants.Maybe feels a bit bloated in comparison to pvz 1, but miles better than pvz 2 vanilla anyway.
I hope you guys aren't actually attracted to plants
>>741613316>>741613331i am not spoonfeeding tourists that jerk off to plants
>>741613757Crazy Dave would slice you with his taco
>>741613789Only if you're a filthy z*mbie
>>741613759That's fine. It was only a thread starter anyway
>>741613247>Decreased interest in intimacy withone's partnerHaha yeah imagine that...
>>741613757Only squash
>>741613247>Deep intimate knowledge of porn addicitionAh I see.
>>741613818he protects plants from anyone, even gooner tourists
>>741613757are plums a plant
>>741614021>Anon is vigorously defending the honor of planet creatures.Pretty good shitpost tactic. Have a (you)
741613247Will you be my partner so I don't have to view porn as a substitute?
>>741613206>muh larpas if I needed further proof you fags are underage
>>741614119I really hate gooners invading my interests
>>741614437That's crazy
>>741614437People have been "gooning" to vampire flower in threads like these since 2016, underagefag.
>>741610236>>741610343>>741612169>>741612704
>>741614672vampire sun*flower, excuse me.
>this thread
>>741614771fine, let me fix it
If porn is so bad for you, what is spending all your time on image boards discussing video games?
>>741614672I'm 23, gooner
>>741615073Then you'd be 13 back in 2016, your fucking point?
>>741615073lol thanks for confirming my suspicions, tyke.
>>741615073Exquisite bait.
Get the fuck off my board until you respect the culture and precedent of it.
>>741610453Is that muffet
HE'S HEATING UP
if plants were real theft treat y'all like zombies
>>741611062same. i love sexy tummy.
>>741615248I'm the exact same age. I also grew up with pvz and I have naught but respect and admiration for the goon squad
I have puriteen fatigue Why the fuck would you willingly navigate to 4chan.org if you're just gonna bitch and moan that it's not squeaky clean at all times
>>741615440Bait and attention. Which you're providing him btw
>>741615440YOU. GOON. TO. PLANTS!
Why does a plant need breasts?
>>741612380Apparently it's actually difficult unlike the first one
>>741615601You have to go back.
>>741615640because gooners gotta goon
>>741615671Post completion screenshot
>>741615640Above ground energy storage
>>741615790
>>741614119God I love this fucking flower
>>741616130Angry Pumpkin mogs
>>741615640pleasing to the eyes
>>741616447I hope you never talked to women in your life
>>741615248>is also a wojakniggerthis is either extremely convincing bait or I just plain know everything about you already
>>741616458With big tiddy plants, he wouldn't ever need to
>>741616837do you start gooning when you see trees
I'd rather play 10 hours of Replanted than spend a second with gooners in the fandom
>>741617198"starting" implies I ever stop
>>741617272
>>741617293make me
>>741617313you probably never played the game in your life
>>741615640Extra photosynthesis surface
>>741617342I bought the original on steam back when it was new, with a bundle of Popcap's other games. I played Peggle, Insaniquarium, Zuma and Bookworm Adventures Deluxe. I also owned Garden Warfare 2, and briefly played PVZ Heroes (but it was grindy as fuck for free players, so I stopped)
>>741617424I doubt that, post screenshots to prove you aren't a larper
>>741617446You want me to retroactively post screenshots from 2009? Or boot up my game today and prove absolutely nothing?If it adds to my credibility, I know the dancing zombie used to be dressed as MJ, doing Thriller. But then he died, they replaced it with a boring disco zombie.
>>741617446I'll jump through exactly 1 hoop you've given me. Here you go. I think they added new achievements when they updated it to GOTY edition, because I'm reasonably sure I unlocked everything there was to do originally.
>>741617708>he thinks he has a choice
>>741617763She peas from there, you know
>waku waku!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sueQpUdMXHw
Do you think she gets embarrassed when she peas?haha
war crimes
>>741617507 you posting this fanart proves my point >>741617635I just hope you don't goon to them plants
>>741618464>I just hope you don't goon to them plants...about that
>>741617837...that ugly thing is a sucker mascot? Oh Japan, you so crazy
>>741618425My D-tier wife...
>>741610236Life vs (Un)Death
>>741619097based. I like to bring them into stages because venus fly trap monsters are cool regardless of game
>>741619132MaybeBut I have a theory that it was called "Lawn of the Dead" before the Romero estate said they couldn't do that. That stupid pun is probably the entire basis of the games' premise.
>>741614906No. Infact, this shitty meme has made me deliberately play like the former, and sacrifice sunflowers by placing them infront of zombies whenever I have spare sun.
I just downloaded the schizo Chinese mod for PvZ2 named ShuttleYes there is a rat instead of Ice Shroom for some reasonWhen does it get more difficult?
>>741610236lifenotlife
>>741614906Left is based.All great movements require a few martyrs.
>>741618457nomnomnomnom
>>741623495
>draw a human>call it a plant>"hehe i want to fuck a plant i'm so quirky lole"
>tits on a plantI hate you motherfuckers so goddamn much
>>741623885No, i want to fuck the human with plant like appendages.
>>741624041
>>741615424how come some people just have a face that makes it obvious they are extremely low IQwhat is the evolutionary advantage of that?
Wild that no one posted it
>>741624338
>>741624301Fellow low iq's will know they are among brethren.
>>741610236Humans help them by watering plants and adding more seeds in soil and other forms of gardening. No more human due to zombies eating them means no more gardening is done.
real oldfags only fap to the plants because they don't play shitty EA mobile games
