Why can’t we side with the Thalmor?
because todd's a big gay
>>741611252If we're going off his preference for furry women, I'd say he probably isn't.
>>741610259they are evil
>>741612378Also ugly, but then so is everyone in ES.
You can, just side with the Empire
>>741612378define evil
>>741610259because they were going to be the original antagonists of TES6 with them having a decisive victory, followed by the empire winning in TES7, it was basically star warshowever bethesda has internally imploded with almost every single person who worked on morrowind-skyrim having left the company
>>741612436I hate how awful the industry is now investors shareholders and the top people should all be blown up in their skyscraper
>>741610259>make thalmor character>can't allign with thalmor interests:(
>Who was kin to both wyrm, and the races of man, with a power to rival the sun!>Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Alduin's maw, Dragonborn be the savior of men!Because the Dragonborn is a hero of Men, and Akatosh, Shor, and Kyne would never allow a pro-Thalmor Dragonborn.
>>741610259because Skyrim isn’t a good rpg
>>741611252>>741611329He's not going to be around much longer thankfully
>>741613428Akatosh’s first Dragonborn literally refused to do the one job that was given to him and then went to worship a Daedra lol
>>741613872I'd worship Azura for some good Dumner ashpussy
>>741610259What? Just go to Solitude.
Why couldn't we side with Dagoth Ur?
>>741612378I love evil women...>>741612424Sexy
>>741610259You can help put Nord into concentration camp with one simple trick every imperial citizen know
>>741610259they don't look like that
>>741613903>why's she do it bros?
>>741613872>miraak gets buckbroken so hard that he becomes mora's personal fleshlight for god knows how long >he hates every moment of his existence and is even denied a death at your hands because mora cucks him in death as well Yeah.... a real winner
>>741613961Because they ran out of time to implement it.
>>741610259Because Man is the protagonist of The Elder Scrolls
>>741610259Because the Thalmor were meant to tease and foreshadow the next game, and no one at Bethesda could've predicted when developing Skyrim that it'd take 15+ years for TES VI to come out.
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>>741610259Because no matter what character you made Skyrim assumes that you are a nord with an axe.
>>741611252The midget will pay for his sins
>>741614269They didn't know that Todd had been working on his dream game for past how many decades?How does one miss something like that?
>>741614018imagine the smell
>>741614470I need to be in a room with a loser girl like this rn
>>741614470Do your laundry.NOW.
>>741614470Take a shower.NOW.
>>741614717naught yeht
>>741610259Because it would be too good.And because Skyrim is half baked anyway.>>741614356Like here, NPCs barely react to your race and so on.
>>741614356canonically the dragonborn was some nord born in cyrodiil that wanted to retvrn to evropa. Probably out of hatred of the Empire and to escape mundane city life so he hopped the border and accidently got ambushed when he ran into storm cloak soldiers and was falsely arrested. It would make the most sense too for him to be a stormcloak since he believes skyrim is for his people and had his gripes with the ruling conditions of cyrodiil and the thalmor.
>>741614841>NPCs barely react to your race and so on>and so onSkyrim is the game where NPCs react the most to you. Not only race, but skills like Oblivion and then specific gear you have equipped including artifacts.https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard_Dialogue
>>741610259Why would you want to side with the ES equivalent of kike "elites"?
>>741610259because elves should be genocided you dumb son of a bitch
>>741615212no
>>741614470Damn bitch
>>741612313Why do I feel like this entire thing was made soley to deliver the vivec joke
What kind of idiot sides with the faction who wants to genocide all life?
>>741612313where is tall papa
>>741614018she should bless my face with her piss
>>741613807You think it's going to get better when he's gone? lol
>>741610259Death to elves.
>>741616228Busy shaking his head at the idiots on the skinball.
>>741614107>Yeah.... a real winnerHe still refused to fullfill the prophecy, which is the point of his character ("without the hero there is no event" and all of that).
>>741612378POV: You are Ulfric Stormcloak, receiving your daily "session" as punishment for worshipping Talos.
>>741612424Exterminating an entire city of millions...after torturing them gruesomely first.
>>741610259Because they're gay and lame as fuck
>>741615128You'll have to excuse the anon you're responding to. He hasn't played the game
>>741613235see>>741612413
>>741614002Reddit art
>>741614626Same bro same...
>>741618653>>741612413It's not the same. It's kind of like wanting to be a mossad asset, and signing up as a US marine.
>>741618813...
>>741618813Should we tell him…?
>>741618813>>741618830>>741618973Gwe run everything don't ya know gotim
>>741618813Haha...yeah...
>>741610259Because their overarching plan is to completely wipe out the mortal plane and force everyone to be absorbed back into gods or some shit and that's not a nice thing.
>>741619539I don't know, I wouldn't mind being absorbed into a god. If it's a cute enough goddess, I would even be willing to pay for the service.
>>741614470Pure pheromones
>>741619797what if it’s schizo god that bites his own tail every time the world ends?
