Hypno or Ditto, which one is the better choice /v/?
>>741611592Hypno if you're a girl with rape fetish, ditto for any other circumstance
>>741611592Have Ditto take the form of hypno, then hypnotize the girl. Then have ditto change into the girl's mom. Instant oyakodon.
Wobbuffet
>>741611592DittoNo transforming needed
>>741611592Hypno. I'm not fucking a shapeshifting goo, even if it looks like a hot girl. Plus Ditto can't do faces according to the tv show
>>741611805amazing, genius answer
>>741611592latias has better morphing and personality
>>741612004>I'm not fucking a shapeshifting gooFaggiest post ITT
>>741612004Ditto can do faces. The one in the show was a special retarded one
>>741612192Looks like a bitch to take care of though and it's rare. Ditto is just a small thing of goo.
>>741612004>Plus Ditto can't do faces according to the tv showKind of cute, actually
>>741611805I will now learn about pokemon
Hypno in gen 1 for sure. Dat high special stat, easy-mode hypnosis attack, and psychic typing making the games' poison types harmless. Ditto for the generations afterwards. They fucking nerfed Hypno into a high special defense stat for some reason after generation 1. And ditto breeds with basically anything.
>>741612629>Hypno in gen 1 for sure.>Ditto for the generations afterwards.So Hypno for all of them? Why didn't you just say that?
>>741611805With a ditto, you can have anything.
>>741611592If you have a ditto, you'd walk up to a girl and tell ditto to transform into her. She'd see the whole thing. How do you even explain yourself?
>>741611715ditto can just morph into a hypno and use hypnotize, ditto is the correct choice.hypno can't create tentacles, ditto canhypno can't turn into a vaporeon, ditto cansee>>741611805>>741612004wrong, only that specific ditto couldn't do faces, not all dittos.see>>741612209lrn2comprehend.
>>741612004Mob face is based.>I'm not fucking a shapeshifting gooCoward.>>741613059Gaslight her until she thinks she's your ditto obviously.>Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a Butterfree, or whether I am now a Butterfree, dreaming I am a man.” You are a Ditto. Get in the ball.
>>741614829Sorry pal but they retconned that when they realized how insanely marketable the Ditto Face was.All Dittos are retarded now, and that's a good thing.
>>741615834>Generations of Dittoes have been bred for retarded flat faces, because they're considered cuter and it has become the defining trait of the breed>Significantly more likely to get sinus infections and other health complications that require active care>Spend 30 minutes with nurse Joy as she demonstrates how to manually express your Ditto's anal glands so that you can do it yourself>No one adopts the various attempts by Pokemon breeders to fix the shapeshifting goo creature and the sheer volume of abandoned flat-faced Dittoes is starting to displace and eliminate the wild Ditto species in spite of their lower genetic fitness, simply because they're being pushed out of breeding mills to trainers who can't keep up with the maintenance once the novelty wears off>Their compatibility with other egg groups is starting to actively destroy the genetic fitness of other Pokemon and their incompatibility with their own egg group complicates functional Ditto traits being bred back into the line>Wild Pokemon can barely live to reproduce without active medical care and special habitats>There are stretches of electrified river keeping the Ditto from spreading and entire towns have been abandoned by humans and quarantined due to horny, short-sighted owners training their Ditto wrong and ruining the human population as wellThis was a mistake, we need to go back.
>>741616457>in-depth Pokemon ecological modellingYou should be the one making Pokemon games.
>>741616629There is no in-depth ecological modelling, welcome to the reality of "What if pugs could breed with everything and swim?"
what is the /v/-approved best pokemon game? original red/blue? emerald? pic for attention grabbing image
Hypno for sure. Any scenario you can imagine, it can hypnotise you into experiencing. You could fuck a blob in the shape of a girl, or you could live an entire lifetime with anyone/thing in an instant via hypnosis.Hypno is the holodeck but real (in pokemon).
>>741618246Radical Red
>>741611592>Hypno or Ditto, which one is the better choice /v/?Do you want to get raped? I think the answer is pretty obvious.
>>741619060it has gen 6 thru 8 slop tho
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>>741619575
everyone saying ditto can transform into a hypno so is superior in every way is failing to account for the fact that it still has the HP of a ditto and only 5pp on each move, so any potential targets could easily just punch it to get away, whereas if it were a hypno it could probably tank the punch with its superior base HP
>>741611592ditto is also hypno and also anything else you want to fuck, it's a no brainer. ditto every time.
>>741621243If one is comparing stats, the immutable 1.6m height of the average Hypno means that it will require a chair or booster seat to be effective.
>>741621463it can hold its hands above its head dumass
>>741621463also thats the same height as an average woman anyway
>>741611592Who needs either one of those when you can have the most powerful Pokemon in existence?
>>741619575Sometimes I hate this site.This isn't one of those times.
>>741611592For me, it's Mega Malamar
>>741619575I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>741611592I've never used ditto in a battle, imagine giving away the first attack
>>741622181he doesnt do that anymore you fucking retard he has the imposter ability now
>>741617615That's still more effort than pokemon company puts into their games.
>>741611715What a weird way to answer.
>>741621591It is clearly already holding its hands above its head constantly. It may be even shorter than that if properly measured.>>741621637It is in the awkward middle range of being neither pocket nor monster sized.At least Ditto is like 30cm.
Did nothing wrong btw
>>741622602>It is clearly already holding its hands above its head constantly. It may be even shorter than that if properly measured.your actually fucking retarded, its measured from head to toe. just because the artwork depicts it holding its hand up doesnt mean thats how its measured. do you think usain bolt is measured from his foot to the top of his hand in this pose just because thats his signature pose? hypno is just posing for the camera you fucking retard.>It is in the awkward middle range of being neither pocket nor monster sized.its literally human size you fucking retard, the ideal size. god your retarded
>>741611592ditty
>>741622708based
ditto
>>741612192And can fly you around too.
>>741621663That's a male mewtwo.
>>741622708>He was protecting kids from the real pedos such as Typhlosion all alongOUR FUCKING HERO
>>741611592Female Hypno.
>>741626608As he should be.
kill yourself poketard
>>741611715You're mistaking Hypno with Typhlosion there anon.
>>741627065Kill yourself retard
>>741627065kek
>>741627327Gee I wonder who is behind this post?
>>741611805What about Ditto morphing into Hypno then hypnotize both mom and daughter then you both fuck them
>>741622735>your actually fucking retarded, its measured from head to toe. just because the artwork depicts it holding its hand up doesnt mean thats how its measured. do you think usain bolt is measured from his foot to the top of his hand in this pose just because thats his signature pose? hypno is just posing for the camera you fucking retard.Counterpoint: Some Pokemon are measured while they're sitting.The measurements are just a measurement taken on the spot (possibly by a child or other layperson) rather than with any real rigor, and that means that an iconic pose must be considered as a likely point of measurement. The ear also appears to be roughly level with the raised hands, so it's not necessarily a toe-to-hand measurement.>>741628458>Just another Tuesday for this hypnotized mother-daughter pairing as they watch anon have gay sex with his own Ditto
>>741629419Counterpoint: it's not gay if it's with a Ditto
>>741611592Why not both?
Mew and Mewtwo oyakodon
>>741611592Ditto for that mob face fetish
