>boot up slippi to play some melee online >feel kind of tired>check the time>it's been almost 10 hourswhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>741611793I turn that shit off after 20 minutes cause theres too many falcos that play like niggers when they get grabbed once
everyone on slippi is lame and i hate playing against whatever unranked throws at me. also my hands would never let me play for 10 hours straight
>>741612797Yeah sometimes i regret playing this game cause my hands are fucked
how's chillin
>>741613423>desperately bum rush a slop ledge guard KO to ruin the matchYeah you guys aren't chillThe midwest scene is huge cause you guys have nothing and copy californian faggots, in the Rockies we either own with all our moves or don't play and that's why I'm making a better game to destroy slophttps://slippilab.com/AcceptableConsiderateEmu
>>741613664Fucking idiot. Stop "spacing" Start using Down Air, Counter, Shield Breaker, Blade Dance goddamn stop spamming A and getting owned like a retard, predictable NPC clones. Like man you guys are barely even human. I'm going to doxx myself on my homesteading channel to make a Melee video on how I hate the playstyle of Mewtwo King, Zain, Cody, etc. because despite their personalities(celebrities are demonic) they're clearly playing the game wrong and Sakurai would agree.
>>741613664New Gaijin50 Plus vid you gotta catch bruv
>>741613863Bet you know I already commented on it and just are revealing that you're a low IQ low consciousness low vibration spy nonchalantly because the majority of the population supports you being a fucking faggot.Uh yeah anyway Link isn't a fucking "zoner" you fucking idiot he doesn't need to fight whatever creepy NPC zombie way you want him to there are plenty of close range attacks stop being a faggot goddamn.
>>741612797>>741613216how? I played captain falcon and had god tier execution for 10+ years and my hands are fine are you retards like hax who grip your controller until your fingers are bleeding and don't take breaks or do stretches?
>>741614092>are you retards like hax who grip your controller until your fingers are bleeding and don't take breaks or do stretches?yes. also i play a real execution heavy techskill heavy high ipm character (yoshi)
>>741614092My early 20s i was tryharding and binge drinking and was also in 2 bands that played fast music for nerds and didnt stretch, basically perfect storm for carpel tunnel. I still play but i put a hard limit on time with fox or falco or i just play marth
>>741613664>https://slippilab.comI gotta start using this so people can explain why I'm a bad player. I already know a few problems, but some I genuinely am gonna need an outsider to call out for me.
>>741614092they don't do pushups and spam A, dash dance and chaingrab>god tier executionYou mean spamming nair? Spamming grab? Running away and never committing to a single attack? Post physique. You aren't playing Captain Falcon. You're a tourney bastard destroying his image in the name of cheap fake "wins" that aren't fucking fun at allhttps://youtu.be/s64HwyhHlW4
I dont know everytime I go on slippi everyone is so try bard they cancel the match if youre not playing a top tierI promise my Ness is decent.
>>741614262Who ruined your night anon
>>741614262>don't do pushupsWhy would you willingly inflict stress on your body for no reason? Nobody does that in nature. Oh right, you've been brainwashed.
>>741614280Its okay anon i wouldn't quit on you. I dont mind fighting chungus chars honestly
>>741614218Stop copying tourneyfaggots and understand that Sakurai did not make the game the way they exploit it.https://slippilab.com/LiquidFaintSalmon
>>741614209bitch I played both the clarinet and the tenor saxophone all throughout middle and high school while also playing melee and other high execution gamesI just wasn't a retard and knew how to not hurt myselfthe worst I ever get is a very occasional and random ache in the part between my thumb and my palm I know someone who literally grips their controller so hard that their fingers bleedjust don't be a fucking moron it isn't hardI bet you L cancel by fully pressing the trigger
>>741614358Well its too late for that now, cant take back being a retard at 20. I gripped it like a mongoloid but i try to have a lighter touch now
>>741614347I want to main Samus cuz I like her hitboxes, wavedash heavy gameplay, and the fact she doesn't rely on spamming grabs or tech chasing for wins, but I can't fucking stand so many of her matchups. You're supposed to love fighting Fox and Falco as her, right? Well they drive me insane.
>>741614420If you're fox or falco you can still fuck samus in the ass you just gotta be winning neutral
>>741614338>grug doesn't lift rock to protect himself from wolfDelusional. I'm carving out the side of a mountain to build a berm and pushups are my fucking relaxation time. >>741614310I'm taking off the kid gloves and I'm exposing Mewtwo King for inventing the cheapest slop ledge hiding ever to exist. I want to feel bad for him like a lesser Chirs Chan but I know he's smart enough to understand how he's not good at the game because he doesn't use his B moves. That shit isn't fun dude. Stop being autistic. The air smells different immediately after the summer solstice primarily because peak solar radiation accelerates the release of Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs) from vegetation and raises soil temperatures, amplifying distinct earthy aromas and regional summer scentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHkTLE44X1c
>>741614280I don't understand this complaint it takes literal seconds to find a match and there's way more random mid tiers and low tiers than any of the actual tournaments I ever went toI just played a bowser mirror match with some faggot for like 30 minutes
>>741614420Fox and Falco ruin the game. Samus is a real character.
>>741614397if you were playing music you should've learned how to lightly touch shit alreadyif I gripped my instruments like that they would literally break
>>741614474Mewtwoking was exposed as fraudulent once the ledge grab limit happened. Played more gay than hbox
>>741614489>tiersDoesn't existThere's being a cheap spamming retard who doesn't use B moves and there is not.
>>741614546Incredibly autistic and sad how he's incapable of realizing simple facts. Truly the Chris Chan of Melee.
>>741614489maybe he lives in a region like brazil where it takes 30 mins to find an opponent
>>741614535I think the problem was the binge drinking cause i kept my action nice and low but i just never stretched or rested my hands
>>741614535Also i dont play anymore really, just write midi shit sometimes
>>741614602I don't understand binge drinkersdrinking alcohol is not pleasant at all, I just put up with it to get drunk every now and then and all I ever do is have a really good time and stumble around a bitor I start throwing up and wonder why the fuck I bothered drinking at all
>>741611793you're just an old man just like the rest of meleefags nowadays
>>741614705Yeah once i hit 25 i basically stopped drinking, shit just sucks now
>>741614602no you needed to do pushups so your hands were strong you don't need to do gay stretches and resting unless your muscles are inflamed and tight which they aren't from fagging up a great game with spam and ruining it with stupid retard terms like "zoning" and "spacing":That shit isn't in the manual. Dude shut the fuck up and play the game stop being gay and gimping recoveries and cucking wind ups for stronger moves that aren't spammed jabs, nairs and grabs and shit due time to wake the fuck up this is what Meleefaggots are doing I play the fucking game and I know I can't do strong moves cause of weak cuck shit and it's tranny.https://youtu.be/ySp-u9kWVaQ
>>741614721when I started playing melee 10+ years ago in tournaments I was already 10+ years younger than everyone else who had been playing for that long already
>>741611793I wish they made a doc about Smash 64 legends instead
>>741614797could be worsemy mom is a shitty binge drinker in her late 60sI don't know how the fuck she's still alive
>>741614797should have started taking vyvanse instead. I'm making a melee game where you can't spam and stop me from charging a smash move or using a B move because I actually want to play Melee for once in my life and not have Stasi spying kids invite me over for psychological tests....oh shit the normies are exposed to anything outside their tiny little insane delusion of a normal society that isn't fucking post WWII.
>>74161483264 players are all just normal ass quiet dudes like isai or boomthere's nothing to make a documentary of
>>741614807Throwing this on the next time i play
>>741614870Put in a sexy character and i will play your game
>>741614869I swear some people are just invincible with alcohol
>>741614946chicks rip their clothes off and their tits are exposed like Taki and there are flat girls who have no tits but exposed to the physics of reality anyway. Not a single woman wears man clothes like real life, time to own the foids for daring to dress like men and be unattractive puke bitches pretending to be men like faggot whores.>>741614917https://youtu.be/4Dd-TkY1WLc?si=pXDPVD-nyB0Y_eI8&t=217
>>741615031I will now play your game
>>741615194Women Correction Episodehttps://youtu.be/2ZANNt_uyvM
>>741615374The pleasant scent you notice after the summer solstice is a scientific phenomenon called petrichor, which is deeply intertwined with the spiritual and sensory landscape of Taurushttps://youtu.be/vgP6nb40pyM?si=S2G07KUnONSmWyFk&t=97I suppose I'll make defensive measures as complex as offensive measures even if I don't have to, it's the future and I've played enough games to realize now is not the time for simplicityhttps://youtu.be/vgP6nb40pyM?si=gaegLr5PPiYaX8En&t=94
Yeah so I'm going to give every single one of you land with self sustainable resources and attractive women because we have the resources and technology. https://youtu.be/C7-PMwQyISs?si=5UXEeGH1EadD9wjg&t=329
