Charles Zembellas, one of Crash's original designers, posted art of Crash, Tawna, and their kids for Father's day.Happy Father's day everyone.
And just like that, Zembillas blew the fuck out of that T4B artist dreaming Tawna with Pinstripe's kid.Fuck Toys for Bob
Are you sure he doesn't mean that is crashes dad and mum and he is holding crash and coco as babies?
Definitely wasn't on my Bingocard for Father's day.
This brings up an odd question of why videogame characters can seemingly save the world against all odds but can never be seen raising a family.
>>741613215I thought that at first too but it's tagged as Crash and Tawna
>>741613215Crash was literally made in a lab, ya dingus
>>741613314Jazz Jackrabbit 3 was gonna do that. After marrying Eva Earlong and starting a family, the third game was gonna be about saving their kids.
>>741612818Based.
>>741613275is my dude using the default krita pen brush and a mouse? what is this chickenscratch
>>741615069It's called "Soul" pajeet.
>>741615069>indians when they see a drawing that wasn't generated by an ai
>>741615069God help your kind…
>>741613437What a god-tier reference, bless your heart.
>>741617620The Jazz series may have ended but he's still alive in our hearts. Bless that gun toting Sonic knockoff.
>>741612818Someone draw Dingodile eating Crash's babies
>>741613314Splatterhouse 3 does this.
>>741617660>Bless that gun toting Sonic knockoff.Nta but I think JJ2 had more soul than 2D Sonic games. And much better stage design
UM PINSTRIPE BROS???? Our response?
>>741617740You're comparing Apples to Oranges at that point. Jazz 2 is where he really became his own man. The decision to implement a proper run button works so well for Jazz.I do with he had proper directional aiming and ducking. If a proper 3rd game ever happens, that's a must.
>>741612818>>741613036Bullsye! We did Crashbros...
>>741617912The franchise is saved.
>>741612818Tawna is now a mother. Good news everyone, with this information we can now confirm that Tawna is lactating.
>>741617803>Because companies who own the characters don't like making their characters not markeable.Having a wife and a son did 0% damage to Raiden's image for Metal Gear Rising.
>>741612818Crash' baby looks like Coco
>>741618093>spoilerNice
>>741618206Yeah, Coco is his sister, they have similar genes.
>>741621453Coco stole Crash's sperm, overwrote his genes with hers and used the modified sperm to impregnate Tawna.
Crash is actually retarded. The kids will have a retarded dad
nuTawna sisters...
>>741613314God of War is a prominent example.
>>741613314Because it breaks the liberty of the writers potentially writing about episodic plots related to dating and romance drama, boyfriends and girlfriends fighting and breaking up is relatable, married couples fighting and divorcing is tragic and even controversial Donald Duck started the trend of cartoon characters having nephews instead of kids, so the writers could still write about his dating life or make stories where the kids are not present, kids will just say "Oh! They must be with their parents". And this trope is used more than you think
>>741621585or Coco is a futa and fucked the shit out of Tawna at the same time with Crash
>>741613036>Zembillas blew the fuck out of that T4B artist dreaming Tawna with Pinstripe's kid.nah, her past is her own businesswe must be BETTER Bandicoot!
>>741621453>>741621585Crash fucked Coco, that's her baby
He WOAH'd on that bandicoochie the absolute mad man.
>>741621678It's OK, since the kids are probably going to be retarded as well
>>741613036Why stop there? Have him impregnate Pasadena too.
>>741624753
Crash Bandicuck
>>741613395he wasn't made he was experimented on like the other animals by doctor cortex
>>741625629mutt law
>>741625629faggot angry he can't have kids ahah
Crash deserves it, he's been through enough.
>>741613314In Epic Mickey, you do missions where you have to collect several of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's kids.
>>741613036T4B is so obvious they never gave a fuck about Crash but spyroIs a shame Vicarious with all their fault probably would have love to do a Crash 4.
Pinstripebros ... did Crash KEK our man?
>>741626224no, the other way around >>741625629
>>741624753Coco only fucks human men.
>>741612818crash had sex?
>>741627375Was there ever any doubt?
>>741625629I’ve seen some dogshit posts this decade so far but this is easily in the top 10.
>>741625629This is it, this is the post that has made me leave this board for good.
>>741613314Status quo mainly.
>>741627920>>741628130Cuck memes have made zoomers legitmately mind broken. They cant help themselved at this point
>Crash actually managed to fuck and have kids before my boys Mario and Sonic..Not even upset, the Bandicoot deserves a win with all the bullshit he's been through
>bandicoochie is canon and not just in the realm of fanworksWoah, lad.
>>741628630American character, the Japanese are super anal about solidifying relationships
>>741630336Asians in general court the type of fans that will kill themselves or possibly you if you made their favorite charactor or god forbid "waifu" get into any sort of relationship. Its both funny and sad.
>>741628630Sonic is an eternal teenager the day you have him settle down an army of autists raid Sega Corp. and burn it to the ground. Mandates and decaying mongoloid executives are why Mario wont get married.
>>741618093Does her milk taste like wumpa fruit?
>>741625348Coco's cocos
Filthy goyim
>>741631634Coco's melons in my mouth
>>741625629He's his "Dad who Stepped Up" shirt.
>>741612818Crash, please, careful with those babies... Do go spinning around with babies in your hands, it's 100x worse than just shaking them...
>>741612818Crash Bandicoot Retold > Tails Gets Trolled
>>741613314videogames have been nothing but propaganda for a while
>>741615069yet its far more eye catching and sovl than the ai sloppa anime girls that are blasted all over here nowadays.
>>741627375On top of a bird, no less.
>>741615069The other anons are shitting on you for no reason, an arist as experience as Charles shouldn't be chickenscratching like that without a brush that lets him do proper line thickness.
