She was only 69https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/arts/claude-guillemot-dead-ubisoft-plane-crash.html?smid=url-share
he didn't fly so good
>>741618414The moldman sends his regards
>>741618414Ok so he faked his death after stealing 1 trillion, correct?
>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
>>741618414Celebration sticky?
did he survive
after decades worth of plane crashes you'd think they'd finally get some fucking parachutes on planes>"NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A PARACHUTE YOU'LL TANGLE THE LINES AND DIE!!">"NOOO YOU CAN'T COMPARE MILITARY MEN JUMPING OFF PLANES BY THE DOZENS YOU NEED TO BE SPECIALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS LIKE PABLITO AND JUANITO WHO CAN'T COUNT ON THEIR OWN 3 FINGERS AND DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OF ENGLISH!!!"ah yes better to sit down and have your seatbelt on like a good cuck before hitting the ground at 300mph
>>741618414vaxx status?
>>741619051of the plane?
>>741618984increased costs, increaaed chance of db cooper wannabes, most crashes are on takeoff and landing anyway, jumping from 30k feet is a death sentence, etc
>>741618984At this point it's just optics. 300 people dying together is a localized event that you can memoryhole. 300 people falling from the sky all over some city is something that will be remembered for decades
>>741619112>increased costsYou don't actually use those parachutes unless the plane crashes, you only need to buy them once. That's negligible compared to how much the plane and the fuel costs
remember that one time a suicidal french pilot decided to end it all and crash his plane into a mountain named "les bains" just to make a bane joke
And to think people call Stop Killing Games a peaceful movement.
DEI pilot
He lost the game
>>741619112>increased costsoy vey goyim buy the survivalist premium ticket that includes a parachute only $599 extra! (you do not own the parachute, you cannot take it with you and have to pay extra $3999 for a new one in case of use)>>741619134at least zoomers could brag about fortniting out of a plane and then make memes about pancaked boomers who can't jump in a straight line
>>741618414Wow, Ross isn't fucking around anymore, huh?
>>741619183weight
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>>741619690reduce luggage max weight by 20kgreduce what you can take with you from 7kg down to 2kgcharge extra if you want the old limitsit's for your safety goyim!
>>741618414this is what happens when you let line go downdon't check new zealand bunker #752 i promise there's no one there
>>741619841lets install rolling cages into every car and lets wear racing helmets just in case
>>741618984Planes rarely just fall straight from the sky. Like other anon mentioned, most crashes are during take off or landing, and even if there is an issue mid-flight, chances are you're better off trying an emergency landing rather than having 200 untrained civilians jump under stress from 10km
>they were trying to grab your price, the mold man
>>741620013>what is diminishing returnsIf a plane is falling you need a parachute.If a car rolls over you don't need rolling cages.Retard.>>741620270>if you have parachutes on a plane you MUST use them in case of emergencyThe guy wasn't even on a regular flight, he was on a private jet. Imagine not having a parachute on your jet.
>EU commission rejects SKG proposal >Not long after this happensTELL ME ABOUT ROSSWHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>741618984>"NOOO YOU CAN'T COMPARE MILITARY MEN JUMPING OFF PLANES BY THE DOZENS YOU NEED TO BE SPECIALLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS LIKE PABLITO AND JUANITO WHO CAN'T COUNT ON THEIR OWN 3 FINGERS AND DON'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OF ENGLISH!!!"What are you even talking about, spazz?
>>741618984How would a parachute have helped here?
>>741618984The crash happened during the landing, and no it wasn't an emergency landing.
>>741618414Watch PirateSoftware will be next
>>741620361and do what? jump into the engine?
>>741620609The guy has no concept of physics or what it means to jump out of a plane. Don’t bother with him.
>>741618414>She
THE MOLD RISES
>>741618414Vaxx strikes again
>>741619463Trust me, he will have his racing game back.
>>741618414no survivors?
>>741618984You do know planes have to be designed with people jumping out of them in mind right?You can't just put parachutes on every plane when most planes aren't designed for people to jump out.There is a massive difference between military troop carrier and Airbus A380.
>>741618984These exist, as in parachutes for the plane itself. One of the private plane brands does this and you basically can push a button if your altitude is above 2000 feet and the plane will power down and deploy the chute and you float down. There's also some crazy ai shit that's being worked on where the ai will land the plane for you.
>>741618984>>741620361Jesus christ just say that you failed high school and never flew a plane
>>741618984Not a singular reply mentioned the Cirrus Airframe Parachute System. Either way that shit doesn't always work because it assumes you have altitude which most of these accidents don't. It's almost always crash on landing, crash at take-off or controlled flight into terrain.
>>741619189He was german but yes the eyros have quite a sense of huomour
>>741623068>crazy ai shit that's being worked on where the ai will land the plane for you.That's called an autopilot and a CATIII autoland, retard. Those have been around for decades and have been implemented in some ridiculously expensive private planes. Obviously this is borderline useless because how often do planes lose their pilot mid-flight in a way where the passenger could press autoland? Almost never.
>>741618414>6 9Checked and kekedAlso>Chinks killed him
I hope the EU commision doesn't use private jetsThe mold will get its server binaries.
>>741623435is this guy a filthy basement goblin like assmongoloid
This guy did the flying public a solid and flew private. Whenver these people buy a ticket like a regular person they doom everyone else to death.
>>741623491He's married and attended the EU talks in person, so most probably not.
>>741623182I'm not talking about at an airport only for the ai.
>>741623819AI landing a 747 on a field?
>>741618414ubisoft is an irrelevant company. don't care
>>741621553Spoken like a filthy casual. You don't even need a parachute, just tech right before you hit the ground.
>>741623491No, it's a joke
>>741619098the plane never got it's measles shot, lost it's balance from an ear infection and fell out of the sky.
>>741619189One of the first threads about the crash in OP a dude edited a news article to say Bane, was pretty funny
>>741623525He went to the talks but he wasn't really dressed appropriately for them
I mean, all the Guillemot brothers are kinda shitheads but really the one people largely pin as the biggest would have been Yves.
