Heh.
Fun fact : platypuses dont have a stomach because they eat too much shelled creatures that makes gastric acid useless.
>>741619365I swear every fact I hear about platypuses feels made up. Are they even real animals? Are they just a glitch?
>>741619261>gamers are retarded low impulse control low IQ addicts with the memory of a goldfishnothing new here, you know it and companies know it as well
>>741619261>pcnobody does thisthey wishlist it and wait for the sale
>>741619261Last game i preordered was Rome 2 in 2012The lesson was learned
>Enough with the remakes reeeeeee>new game comes out>reeeeeeee slop slop slopit's all so tiresome
>>741619643That's why gacha is so successful.
>>741619261Who the fuck even preorders in the digital age..Whats the point.
>>741619570They're OP as fuck. Evolution gave them too many cheat codes.
>>741619805>just because a game is new doesn't mean it's not shit
>>741619856Normalfags unironically get dopamine hits from doing online transactions.
>>741619812that + it's free which is a bigger factor I think, I mean broke teenagers really can't afford $80+ games or expensive hardware so you play what you can
>>741619261I just don't buy it.
>>741619261>he clicks preorder instead of just not buying it and playing an old or indie game instead Idgi
>dont buy the game in protest>it works>it works....>game series is canned and put in hiatus>developer moves onto "greener" pastures>gets bought out>IP never used again>story is left on a cliffhanger in limboHaha, you sure won there pal!
>>741620697Yes
>>741620697Oh no, le heckerino intellectual property!
>>741620697You either die a hero or live long enough to become a woke-pandering marvel-tier cashcow
>>741620697>series ends instead of endlessly being whored outI won.
>>741620697Better a story be unfinished and untouched than constantly raped and the narrative destroyed. LoK taught me that.
>>741620797>marvelhow'd you know I was talking about Deus Ex and Eidos-Montréal!
>>741619570Australia in general feels made up as a DLC for the existing world.
>>741619570They were dismissed as fake by the scientific community when first discovered and samples brought to Europe.>Look gentlemen, they've clearly just artfully stitched together a duck and a beaver!
>>741619894It's a shame that human pollution and habitat destruction is wiping out platypi, they're uncommon now
>>741620901The constant use of Neurotoxins in their wildlife makes me think God was just trying to beta test poison builds and we stumbled across the beta testing grounds.
>>741620697>a game existing as a standalone. singular work of art instead of a commercial intellectual propertyoh god the horror
>>741621057>books don't have sequels
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>>741619365>>741619570>The platypus doesn’t have a stomach.>The false news that the platypus lacks a stomach is based on a study that investigated the genes controlling platypus digestion and concluded that “the platypus lacks a functional stomach” (Ordoñez et al. 2008). The fact is that the platypus’s digestive tract does include a small expanded pouch-like section where one would normally expect a stomach to be located. The platypus’s stomach doesn’t secrete digestive acids or enzymes (Harrop and Hume 1980; Ordoñez et al. 2008), but does produce a mucus-rich fluid to assist nutrient absorption in the intestines (Krause 1971). Following on from the discussion of grinding pads above, it would seem that a platypus masticates food so thoroughly in its mouth that little additional processing is required before food reaches the intestines. Also, because a platypus consumes numerous small prey items over a period of many hours, its stomach doesn’t need to have a large holding capacity to accommodate infrequent large meals. See also Platypus Diet and Food Consumption.>LITERATURE CITED>Harrop CJF and Hume ID (1980) Digestive tract and digestive function in monotremes and nonmacropod marsupials. Pp. 63-77 in Comparative Physiology: Primitive Mammals (K Schmidt-Nielsen, L Bolis and CR Taylor, eds) Cambridge University Press: New York.>Krause WJ (1971) Brunner’s glands of the duckbilled platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus). American Journal of Anatomy 132, 147-165.>Ordoñez GR, LaDeana WH, Warren WC, Grützner F, López-Otín and Puenta XS (2008) Loss of genes implicated in gastric function during platypus evolution. Genome Biology 9, R81.https://platypus.asn.au/platypus-myths/
>>741621472>DEBOONKED
>>741621079>it HAS to have a sequel>it CAN'T be standalone
>>741619261/v/ is too poor to afford games
>>741621783If it sets up for a sequel and its standalone that is very indicative of a story being unfinished
>>741621814A story ends wherever the final chapter ends. You wanting it to see go further is not a measure of objective reality.
>>741621863>Anon doesn't understand what a cliffhanger is in storywriting
A platypus thread?
>>741620697Star Fox will never die, no matter how badly it's 64th 64 remake sells. It just won't get anything new until it sells well.
>>741621907If the story ends hanging off a cliff then that's where it ends. Don't like it write your own. It's all fictitious anyway. Whether it's worth engaging with will be the decision of the audiences, not IP law.
>>741622009>Game that was written to be party of a Triology never gets a third gamethere, that work better for your retarded pedantic autism
>>741619570Consider that monotremes are the last living vestiges of the original mammals. Placental ones only appeared in the Jurassic and marsupials sometime later.
>>741622047Maje your own. If a narrative has to rely on the utter meme that is continuity of intellectual property rights to hold legitimacy instead of the virtue of its own writing then it is not a worthwhile work of art.
>>741621472>The platypus’s stomach doesn’t secrete digestive acids or enzymes frankly, the way i see it, this makes it not qualify as a stomach
>>741622163Halflife 2 will likely never be finished as a trilogy, you can say it stands on the merit of its own weight, but the fact of the matter is, when created it was made in mind with telling its story over a trilogy that never happened.
>>741620697>>IP never used again>Haha, you sure won there pal!I did.>>story is left on a cliffhanger in limboIt was never going to be satisfactorily resolved in the first place.
>>741621795>not buying slop = poorfagDoes this corpo shill line ever work?
>>741620697I've been fucking hoping so hard for some series' that I used to love to die with dignity rather than get a shitty fucking remake that shits all over the original game
what kind of retarded faggot you have to be to preorder a fucking digital mediapreorders made sense when a book or a game had to be shipped to store, and store could run out of the product while you wait in cuckqueuebut its digital nowadays, you just fucking download it the day it releases, you can just read a review from your home so you wont buy cat in bag jesus christ
