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Best thread on /v/
>>741622123Oot zoras are all hot... Why is the king a fat fuck?
>>741622123The king scooching to the side for 30 seconds in 4k soon.
Don't drink the water
>>741622123nice water
>>741623518Won't happen. Switch is intended to be portable and that would waste battery life.
>>741623932If it's not in, then the game's dead in the water
Why aren't there any giant zora women?
>>741625180specifically giant OBESE zora women. Haha.Oren wasn't good enough
It annoys me that King Zora takes an eon and a half to scoot over and open the path behind him.Then again, it led me to making an amusing joke in relation to it...
>>741626461Haha... that's an interesting perspective on the matter! I suppose maybe even if it isn't enjoyable in the moment... it creates a little bit of a memorable moment, huh? Memorably moments like this let us get together as a community and meme all over the damn thing, I think! Mweep, mweep!
>>741622123>shuffle>shuffle>shuffle
>>741625180Did you not play ALBW? Of course you didn't. Nobody on /v/ actually plays Zelda games.
>>741626708True, for sure! A lot of the friends I told the joke to seem to love it and it's become a moderate hit with them and even new friends.
>>741629601OBJECTION!Less than half of Hyrule's water flows through his ass and balls, as depicted by this piece of evidence.No wonder the Deku Tree died
>>741629772You're missing the point. Thanks to his eternal enema, King Zora has the cleanest, most eatable ass in the world. It's not even gay when it's that clean!
>>741629772This is why Kokiris stay short
>>741630072but is it scaly like a fish, or smooth like a squid
>>741630269The smooth nethers of the Zora are known in all kingdoms, anon
>>741622123thread themehttps://youtu.be/dX_nxOcDFgU?t=1958
>>741629601yes
>>741622123So in the future all of Hyrule's water will pass under Ruto's ass and cunt?
>>741631530a woman cant sit on the throne which is why sidon was made the next king
>>741631530changing my job title to water drinker
>>741632035>BOTW ZoraYou might as well be talking about different race from a different franchise all together. ALBW had a ruling Zora queen.
>>741632261that was a river zora not a real zora
This is what ruto will look like in the remakehttps://files.catbox.moe/evtffm.png
>>741632306anon >>741629772
>>741632306holy racism, reporting you to the hyrule guard
Reminder that fish people are cannibals.
they say fish pussy is the closest to a real human pussy so if you had sex with one it would be like the real thing
>>741629601Imagine the braps
>>741625180rutella from twilight princess was one if her ghost model is to scale
