DUDE what if we make every single boss a large humanoid with massive health stamina and poise that just relentlessly attacks you and the only way to beat it is to spam roll aroind for 15 minutes LMAO
>>741623137Anyone who isn't low IQ knows that this game is pure shit
Watch out, the npc drone squad which can't analyze gameplay mechanics is going to tell you to git gud.
>>741623137DUDE what if we give the player like 7different dodge options, a crouch, animation cancelling on a bunch of dex weapons, and all these awesome weapon arts that move them around so boss fights last 2 minutes LMAO
>>741623624Hell yeah xister, the ashes which the boss will cancel you out of 90% of the time because it's a 0 poise trash game! epic game mechanic, praise hackazaki!
>>741623624This is going to anger the people that wait their turn when they don't have to.
>>741623137Are you going to be ass pained about this game for the rest of your life?
>>741623137Have you tried getting gud? Perhaps not being bad?
>>741624289TAS webms are kino.
>>741624289he's fast!
DUDE where's my car?
>>741624289>i'm going to overbuff the fuck out of myselfyeah you are a retard
>>741625162My nigger his vigor wasn't even high. Just get good.
>>741624289He's getting hit tho, by almost all of that, look at the health bar. Usually you just die in one or two hits any time anything hits you so it just looks like the classic RPG thing where you grind or buff until you´re tanky.
>>741625867What health bar you stupid retard, that's the stamina bar
>>741623137Do you want the game to be hard or not?
>>741623137DUDE what if i sucked ass at games and just blamed the game instead of getting better LMAO
Why is every complaint about ER obviously constructed by people who did not play the game?
>>741623301I have high IQ and the game is pure fun
>>741625162Why do you people love to play RPGs and then never engage in game mechanics?
>>741623137What's the alternative? Ignore legacy skill players got from the other Fromsoft Souls titles? Of course it has to be harder. Just summon if you don't like the fight.
>>741623301fpbp
>>741623137
4+ years of a dozen daily threads like this one btw, 24/7it's like being a reverse janny
>>741628501Do you think someone actually killed themselves because elden ring turned out to be shit?
Its all so tiresome you dumbass retards are still trying to say an objectively good game is badGrass is not blueThe sky is not greenElden ring is not a bad game, you just got filtered like the trash that you are
>>741628697Nobody did because it le didn't + won GOTY + you'll never be white
>>741623137Playing this way is not funYou can also stagger them with big weapons which is so braindead it's also not funMagic is you actively avoiding playing this game's combatThis game is not fun
>>741623861elden ring is literally THE poise game after ds1
Bloodborne: 4chanDark Souls 1: discordElden Ring: redditDemons Souls andDark Souls 2/3: not relevant
>>741623137>no punctuation
>>741623137>>741623624Sunrealm Schizo/Name Schizo/ "Eric"/ "Jeremy"/ Poopdick Schizo thread. I'd love to react normally to the bait and point out that their criticism is bad, but this was done innately out of bad faith and mental illness so some Baldur's Gate III loving, Legend of Zelda TotK hating, console war shitposting schizophrenic can same fag with himself for 16 hours.
>>741624289Since when do backsteps have i-frames? WTF
>>741623137>large humanoid with massive healtha lot of the bosses are glass cannons though.Nah i understand the elden ring haters more now though. I was watching some streamer and he spent like 2 hours not really killing any of the bosses. This guy was just fighting regular enemies and saying how scary this or that boss looked and he better wait until hes stronger. He clears out a camp and then doesnt notice the glowing chest in the camp and walks past it. He goes to the merchant and doesnt buy crafting kit for 300 but spends 400 buying bolts despite not having a crossbow. later cmplains he doesnt know how to raft anything. gets enough smithing stones to upgrade weapon several times but only upgrades once. then he finally does kill a boss and it drops some spirit ashes, but he doesnt even have the bell yet.so yeah, i get it. Theres a certain cut off point where you are going to be really punished hard for being a dopey cunt. and if you dont have the personality to grind through that the game is just not for you.
>>7416324862 different talismans in DLC can give i-frames for them
>>741632486They always have, but its like half the number of your roll. But you can boost it with some items in the DLC to be really usable.
>>741632734Elden Ring hate is almost never written from the perspective a new player.It is a gradual process constructed around Dark Souls II, like a compilation of how the series failed to deliver something better than DaS, all with the exception of Bloodborne.The shazamposting was never something that would make sense like "it's too hard", it's all nitpicks that compare it to DaS. That's why people say it's pretty much just a never ending Tortanic for From Games because shitposting was such good eating during the Bloodborne days people just want to relive it.I'm prepared for it to happen again with Duskbloods, but since it's a Nintendo exclusive I don't know what to expect. A lot these posters still idolize Chad Warden's approach and refuse to let any other videogame mega corp play heel except sony.So I feel like it will be Shazam posted rather than them pretending it's the best From Game ever.
>>741623137>>741623301>>741623462what games do you guys like
>>741625162>>741625867these are the people who think elden ring is bad. they cant even tell whats happening in the game when they play it lmao
>>741624289>autist who replayed the boss 5000 times to record this This is never a good argument
Elden mid...worst From game ever...
>>741633372Demon's Souls Dark Souls Dark Souls 2 Dark Souls 3 Bloodborne Sekiro
>>741633372Dark Souls 1, Europa Universalis 4 and NBA 2k16
>>741625162>overbuff the fuck out of myselfthat damage seems normal, maliketh is literally made of wet paper
Can you one shot every single boss in elden ring at soul level 1 in elden ring like you can in dark souls? Cheesing the mechanics for massive damage is the only fun thing in these games
>>741624289>minmaxed stats>buffed into oblivionthis is what fromsloppers need to do to deal normal damage to the damage sponges this game calls bosses
>>741625162insanely retarded post
>>741626185Why is every counter argument made by a limpdick fromtroon with no actual logic?
>>741634731Just press circle then R1 to counter his statement bruh, git gud
>>741623137play baby souls 1 and 2 if you don't like actual difficulty in your from games and stop crying like a baby with these spam threads
>>741623137>7 different dodge optionsHuh?
>shazamtrannies getting even more pathetic than they were beforeHow sad, if it weren’t hilarious
>>741623137>get urge to play ER again>remember limgraveI just can't do it no more, man.
>>741635902>I have to do every part of a souls game on a new play through.I will never understand this.
The worst part is the completely empty "open world" where everything looks exactly the same and is just some generic dungeons. Fast travel makes it even worse
>>741635902what are you talking about? Limgrave is pure kino, the ambient music alone is just pure soul
>>741635979I know I don't have to do all of it. But even just hitting the essentials like seeds feels like a chore.I guess I just want a new game.>>741636112>what are you talking about?I'm talking about having done the Limgrave run over a dozen times already.
>>741635979Low functioning autism causes choice paralysis and the solution is to do all things.
>>741623861Uhhh doob? Summoning an npc which completely turns off the boss ai until the summon dies is actually... good game design! You just cant understand japanu wagyu gameu
>>741634680the bosses are not damage sponges. you are expected to upgrade your weapon. I saw someone get toi draconic tree sentinel without upgrade their weapon, the guy was a tard.
>>741636209Just do NG +>B-b-but what about the balanceDelete all your upgrade materials and don't buy new ones.
>play perfectly>OOPS ALL INVISIBLE AOE DAMAGE
>>741627636its an action game, not an rpg. it's not even an action rpg. its literally just a regular action game.
>Yellow Limgrave>Blue Limgrave>Red Limgrave>Orange Limgrave>White Limgrave>Brown Limgrave (DLC)Yep that's an uninstall.
>>741637771Then why does have it such shit combat for an action game?
>>741635902limgrave is one of the best parts of the game though?
>>741637483I guess I'll try that, maybe it'll scratch the itch.
>>741623301My IQ is higher than yours as I have had mathematical proofs published and the game is good. 2026 and you're still filtered. SAD!
>>741637819it has the best combat though. let me guess, you like character action games like mgrr, dmc, wukong, etc.
>>741623137Elden Ring was the first Souls game where, by the end, I was simply tired and just moved on. Every other game, I'd immediately go into a 2nd playthrough.
>>741637919>Elden Ring was the first Souls gamestopped reading there
>another laugh at trannies thread while they impotently rage for reasons nobody can understandIt's all so tiresome, just kill yourself. Do it for your family.
>>741626185The game not flopping and killing fromsoft as predicted mindbroke this board
>>741634627Define "one-shot"
>>741635902you got to find new ways to actually play the game and not approach it like a checklist. ie pick cracked pots as your gift, use consumables / pots to kill bosses. use bow to stealth archer around regular mobs, dont upgrade you weapons until you reach liurnia.
what if I don't care lmao
EZ
>boot up game because bored>coop>host not at effigy, dies before I even see them>coop>half an hour later>afk host>invader shows up>tried to kill me>kite them into hostthis game sucks now
>>741640332>Ansbach summoned and ALIVEWhy were you doing a challenge run?
I maintain that Elden Ring is numbers difficult not mechanics.
>>741623301FPBP
>>741623137The worst part of er for sure
>>741634290>>741634497>deflecting with meme answersQ.E.D.
just got first PS5 crash, ever, while playing Elden Ring, fix your game
>>741623137worst boss design in the series.
>>741623137but enough about dark souls 3
Everyone glazed from soft for this fight so they just decided to redo it for 90% of the bosses since then
