>streamer is struggling with the basic controls and mechanics of an old game, loudly complaining about how the game makes no sense>They skipped all tutorials>Tell them the game expected players to RTFM, offer a link and/or an explanation of the most important info>"Nah, we don't need that, we're doing this old school I'll figure it out">Never figures it out>"So yeah X game was alright I guess but it really should have had a way to (thing you can do from the start that they never learned)Why are people like this?
>>>/kiwifarms/
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>>741624928He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct
>>741625016>>741624994DSP is just an examplePlenty of streamers big and small pull this shit
Reminder that he beat capra demon and O&S on his first try
he beat sword saint isshin on his second attempt
>>741624994kf lost to fart fetish tranny streamer
>>741624928adulthood is realizing DSP is unironically a top 5% gamer in the history of vidya
>>741626190No he didn't you fucking liar.
>>741624928>>Tell them the game expected players to RTFM, offer a link and/or an explanation of the most important info>>"Nah, we don't need that, we're doing this old school I'll figure it out"You're lucky that you actually got a proper answer, most streamers would have banned you outright for "backseat gaming" them
>>741624928I still insist that nobody can be as retarded as DSP pretends to be
i fucking love that they literally designed the nu GoW games with DSP in mind, that has to be probably the most surreal thing ever
>>741624928Retard got filtered by Mina The Hollower yesterday
>>741626571There are a lot of DSPs in this world.
>>741626571I mean the average nu-GOW player is a 40 yo dad with an hour of free time a day, so the games being easy as shit movie games is to be expected
>>741624928
>>741625043how the fuck did that happen
>>741629380When he backstabs the enemy it unlocks and he doesn't reapply it. Since he's not locked any more instead of walking backwards pulling back on the stick turned him around, leaving his back to the enemy the instant the attack came out, making it a backstab.
>>741624928>why are rage streamers rage streamersbecause you're dumb enough to believe it, at least watch ones who purposely underlevel/upgrade themselves for the bit so the skill issue is genuine, not just suck at games so hard that they are genuinely trash and could never get good even if they had a guide openintentionally not reading instructions and then complaining about thing is a clip farm strat aswell
>>741629651DSP is completely genuine.
im also sick of:blind playthrough: chat what do i do???? that was hypothetical actually, no backseatingand, claiming they don't need help and then blaming chat when they don't help/mislead for lulz/etcbut the blind playthrough no spoilers thing is the worst, most of the games in question are 20+ years old and you expect everyone interested to just not speak? might aswell, and have in some cases, play it myself
>>741629771yeah, he completely genuinely sucks at video games, i've seen his dark souls 3 "playthrough", the easiest game in the series
>>741624928Because being a moron is how he makes money, unlike you who's doing it for free you fucking retard.
>>741629553So he spammed attack and then pulled the joystick to run away? Amazing.
>>741629771This was his plan ALL ALONG. He wanted you to think he was a moron but he was just PRETENDING to be retarded. I bet you think he genuinely FLUSHED bacon grease down the TOILET. He just did it to make DETRACTORS like YOU lose your shit
>>741629931money is a magic spell and i'm immune to greed
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
post Phil's girlfriend sucking air cock
>>741626357>Good at playing with toysWow, what a legacy.
>>741629651>>741629771>DSP is completely genuine.he was and he still is sometimes but most of the reactions nowadays are just ragebaitthe difference between him acting and being legitimately upset with his chat or the game is astronomical
>>741624928Because they are streamers.It makes sense once you realize it.Streaming is all about audience retention, tutorials are slow and uninteresting, they provide an extremely low retention ratio so streamers trying to optimize it will skip tutorials. Some streamers will go through the tutorial off screen to avoid this, but it's also an intentional choice to not do that if they're trying to engagement bait which is a common youtube strategy. By getting things wrong they bait people to post a comment to correct them which boosts engagement which pushes the video more in the algorithm.Top streamers are never just some guy playing a game. It's all about audience manipulation.
>>741629553Bullshit, the game just instantly turned him around because it sucks
>>741624928What's with autistic idiots not understanding streamers aren't going to stop their game to read a walkthrough?
>>741626571to me it was the fact that they didn't even mask his voice in the presentation.i mean, everyone would have figured it out anyway because of *snort* and such.but still
>>741624994>>741626347Josh/kf is too busy trying to take down Cuck Reviews to posy here
>>741626453>Watching some strung out streamer with some variation of man vs game or whatever as their name>Demon's Souls>They've been backtracking back and forth in an empty 2-1 for thirty minutes>"JUST FIGHT THE FUCKING SPIDER ALREADY">Streamer freaks out, shuts down game, starts screaming at the camera about spoilers for this decades old game for another 30 minutes, ends stream
TRIED TO DODGECOULDNT
>>741629795Guys be sure to not do tone spoilers either!Don't discuss the game in ANY way!
>>741631176Anon a game manual typically contains 5 tiny pages with maybe 100 words totalThey're made to be understood by children at a glance
>these are the people who say nioh is a bad game
Guys support has been slow tonight. Last chance, let's get the momentum going.
woooow
There is a literacy crisis in America I'm pleasantly surprised when a streamer can read a message without getting half the words wrongI guess reading a manual is right out
>>741624928>watching streamers>caring about streamers opinions>caring so much you had to make an off-topic thread on /v/ and solve a captcha to whine about it.You'd have better luck on xigger
>>741631638josh is way more pathetic than chibi.
>>741634403Where's your hour long callout video?
>>741624994Possibly the most embarrassing website.
>>741634548like any sane person I just call him a gay pedophile and move on.
>>741632516>>741632567Switchglaysfags will never recover from this.
>>741634625No wonder you lost. You can't even find the receipts.
>>741624928He seethed over Mina the Hollower because he picked the hammer.
>>741631030You are a retarded nigger, the other anon is correct
>>74163624623B
>>741624928What's with this fucking board's homosexual love for these ugly ass manwhores like this fatfuck?
>>741636628He's /v/ personified.
>>741631030HI Phil
>>741625043if all of DSPs streams were like this, it would be peak comedy. the timing and the execution are excellent. just look at his surprised expression. it's like that scene as ripped straight out of a bugs bunny cartoon.he also does the most insecure, pathetic shit, like duping items off stream and then claiming he grinded an area for a week - which would also make for good gags in a cartoon. you probably can't make a full show out of his antics, but I can see a one-shot episode centered around him.
>>741624928>DSP>peoplethis is an insult to people.
>>741637460true maybe 15 years ago, people are far more unhinged than DSP now
>>741636628he's so bad at video games that it starts to be funny for a second, but then it quickly becomes so unfunny that you start to wonder how this is even possible
>>741624928oh hey it's the retard that's dumber than an anime girl
>>74163624653A
>>741626190He did not first try O&S, retard
>>741637579I dunno. Those begs to open Pokémon cards are way more deranged than you might think.
>>741638382I've seen e-thots do more for less
>>741624928is this the dude who was stroking his bibus thinking he has ended the stream?
>>741624928>He ragequit MinaI will now play Mina the Hollower. Any game that DSP ragequits is worth my time as it successfully filtered the pig.
>>741638692Oh, the camera's on. The camera was on the whole time, huh?
>>741638692That's him. He's the guy.
>>74163624633C for me famalams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7msNh8I4U0
>>741631638god kf and Josh are such a pile of miserable troons, their only life activity seems to be finding some irrelevant degenerate and crying about them as if they're some grand evil on par with the mafia. But it's not just them, the whole modern internet culture past 2015 has gone to shit and is behaving similarly, focusing more on creating drama and garbage clickbait content.
>>741638757He ragequits literally every game now. He ragequit FF7 remake, Wukong, Star Wars Outlaws, Resident Evil 0. Playing games to completion simply isn't his business model anymore. He'll play it for a couple streams at launch for easy day 1 views and then move onto the next one. Cynical but effective
>>741639914no he wagequitsHe's holding games hostage via the goal and if you want it completed they need to keep hitting his goals
>>741631638Isn't Josh an actual pedo though?
>>741624928always irritates me when they are talking over cutscenes and important moments to make some shitty joke then they are predictably lost and complain later.or during a horror game they talk to chat too much so they aren’t scared.
>>741625129streamers are not videogamesfuck off
>>741639914Oh I know. It’s genuinely mind numbing seeing every non Pokémon game die under that 150 dollar sword of Damocles. But those are wagequits. On the other hand Mina was an actual ragequit which is honestly very rare these days as Phil refuses to commit to anything unless the dents bankrupt themselves repeatedly to fund the playthrough.
>>741639914he legitimately boobquit FF7R, quit right before the beach stream because he was scared of seeing some nice 3d titsnever have I seen a man this gay
>>741640338UM HE'S FUCKING MARRIED?!
>>741640375His wife is a beard. The guy gets way too excited when he sees shirtless men in video games.
>>741626190no, but he beat Isshin first try
>”I don’t make content for trolls”>I wore gloves to open “polkamahn” cards to make people madExplain this retardation
>>741640230that reminds me of how he called BG3 a failed playthrough financially that almost bankrupted him again, even though he hit the goal every single time he streamed it... all because apparently he got like 50 cents worth of views less than his usual on-demand style videos on it which are trash in the first place
The parallels with The Quartering are insane. Both have gout, cry about being broke while also trying to flex on trolls that they're wealthy and successful, suck at video games but pretend they're the biggest fan of every mainstream IP ever made, cut their livestreams into raw videos to try to double-dip on income ultimately lowering the quality of both, can't take criticism and can't help seething at the slightest provocation, get addicted to everything that gives them instant gratification because their brains have been completely fried, etc. etc.
>>741639914>He'll play it for a couple streams at launch for easy day 1 views >Cynical but effectiveHow many views does he have?
>>741641831His model isn't based on views he's banking on the gov't checks from his whales.
>>741629771Yeah his meltdown yesterday evening ragequitting Mina the Hollower was great. You won't get that from any other streamer
>>741639914he beat silksong, the very hard game /v/itter cried and pissed about
>>741640073If you can come up with another word for his behavior on Blockland at age 20 I'd like to hear it.
>>741624928VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
this isn't about dsp, but i was pondering the op and have just now come to the conclusion that rtfm is inferior to tutorials or other organic means of teaching the player how the developer expects the game to be played. manuals are just laziness or a lack of experience on the devs' part
>>741642971no
He will never go back to SF6 now that Tifa was announced...
>>741639508The shit that actually irritates me about Josh is he literally seems more mad that Chibi blamed his site for the chair shit and his loli takes rather then the gifting. Like he literally thinks there's a cabal of thousands of people on discords rewdy to defend lolicon at all time.
>MFW his stupid fans are paying for his daily DoorDash and Ozempic
>>741626749Whoever suggested OW to Phil must've thought they were a fucking comedic genius.
>>741644770Fucking hell…
>>741644770I legitimately think he's gay for LTG. Changed his all attire when LTG called him out for looking like a mall npc. I'm 100% sure that this workout arc and flexing is because of LTG too. He started ragequitting and getting more feisty with people trolling him similar to how LTG acts, so he's basically a skinwalker who absorbs personalities from other people like we've seen many times before when he interacted with people around him and acquired their quirks and behavior.
>>741645441The endgame of DSP is Phil becoming a nightmarish chimera of the Kino Casino, LTG and the Quartering. Don’t worry he’ll still goat laugh every 10 seconds still though.
>>741646073I think goat laugh was a Panda Lee thing which he also took and made it his own. I think DSP doesn't have a personality of his own.
>>741646350Oh shit I think you’re right. What a goddamn husk.
>>741642971Manuals don't really exist anymore because of digital distribution, but they were perfectly adequate before widespread high-speed internet access.Reading a game's manual used to be a kind of soothing ritual, what you'd do in anticipation of finally cracking open the game.
>>741626347>>741631638>>741634403>>741639508>>741640073>>741634589Tranny hands posted these
>>741644770Any recent pics of his ugly wife? I bet she looks like a deflated zeppelin.
>>741646957>t.kiwitroonYou will never be a woman
>>741624928It's either this or the chat spoonfeeds literally everythingWhy do you faggots even watch streamers it's such a boring activity
>>741647324The only streamers I watch are people I know irl/online because I gotta support my friendsArt streamers who don't say anything and just do amazing work. DSP got boring when he started streaming because he never gets stuck on anything, he even guidefags hard games now.
