I sure hope you don't do left
Left is faggotry. The Peashooter would die before letting the zombiggers get to Lady Sunflower.
>>741632083Left is stupid when you have the potato in the same gameAlso you're trying to minmax on the early game when it's practically impossible to lose any unit at that stage
>>741632551This. planting on the back is better, because it gives you more time stall and farm. There is no scenario in normal unmodded PvZ where you need to tank with your sunflowers.
I will have as many sunflowers as possible and I will protect them all
>>741632551Left is better, it can make the difference between killing coneheads or not but this game is just too easy like you said so it only matters in hardmode mods
you will put a defenseless nut out front without a second thought
>>741632551>Left is stupid when you have the potato in the same gameNo, it's still optimal.
sunshrooms also go in front btw
>>741632083You put sunflowers on the second or third row because of the fucking diggers that attack from the back row.
>>741632083>Defense for>More damage before being eatenHow fucking stupid you need to be to actually let zombies eat that far into your garden, its a game made for 5 years old.
I put potato mines in the first row as a last line of defense and because I'm insane
>>741632083Women being used as human shields turns me on.
>>741633696How often does this happen that you developed a fetish for it
>>741632083What a dumb imageI always leave an empty row behind my sunflowers to make room for either high-cost attacking plants that I really want to keep safe (eg. melonpults) or something to deal with digger zombies (eg. potato mines), depending on the levelPutting regular peashooters behind them seems kind of wasteful, but having the sunflowers be your absolute last line of defence is also highly questionable
Imagine how weird it must be to be a human in the PvZ universe. You could be a NEET just minding your own business, then the next day you are fending off zombies with genetically altered plants capable of lethal force. All the plants have faces, all of them are alive. Strange, even a bit offputting to be sure, but it's what happens after those initial days of invasion. Your plants all start coming out of the ground, walking and talking all the while. You think they are going to come after you for sending so many of their brethren to their doom, but they do the exact opposite. They all treat with gratitude for bringing them to life and act like you are their faux father. This is all nice and such, but as time goes on and the zombie problem gets worse, they all slowly but surely start coddling you. They first make sure you aren't near the frontlines of the war, it would be a terrible blow to them if they lost the brains of the operations. Then they get you off the battlefield entirely, insisting you could help them a lot more at homebase. It isn't too long before they take over the plan handling entirely, giving you more of a morale support role at homebase. Even then, they do your job just as well as you, each of them making sure to give you a hug or something like it before heading out to battle. You confess your feelings of uselessness to one of the veteran plants, and they assure you that you are the biggest part of the war, that you and your safety is what every plant fights for. You then come to accept your role as the cheerleader for your many loving plant children, all eager to make you proud. Man, how weird that must be.
The joke is lesbians! (I am very intelligent, you see)
There is zero point in using peashooters after you unlock the repeater
>>741632083Again with this poser "artist"
why is no one hating on the centurii slop?
>>741633990>>741634016ah here thery are
>>741634020Most /v/ users aren't 12 years old
>>741634020Whatever retarded reason you have to dislike it is not enough to overcome my need for girls in fancy armors
>>741634095Sure you are with all those pointless posts that you make, just to get a crumb of attention.
>>741634265Ironic post
>>741632735what does the Sun do, regeneration/ammo? i don't play the game
>>741634437>never played PvZwhat's wrong with you, son
I haven't played a game in this series since the release of the original. What's the best PvZ experience I can have currently?
>>741634437Gives you sun (currency) that you can use to plant more plants. It's for farming.
>>741634437It's a type of currency thing
>>741634437Currency generation
>>741634545The mod of plants vs zombies 2. If you start with the first game and aren't brain dead you will be severely confused by how easy it is but that's just the original.
>>741634574It's a CURRENCY thing?
>>741634437Sunflowers generate the resources you use to buy everything else, they're your economy. But they also take up space, which is limited, so more sunflowers means a weaker and shallower defense on exchange for more economy.
>>741634545The Xbox version or the original on PC. Or PvZ Fusion if you like modded.
>>741634437Bro please just pirate it at this point it’s a simple but unironically classic game
>>741634437Collect enough sun and she sucks you off
>>741632083Left is only valid when you are playing some of the hardest levels in PVZ2
>>741634635I'm not sure, I don't know.
>>741634634I kinda want a hard game.
>>741634806imagine the triple blowjob with your homies
>>741634806DONT DO IT
>>741632083you can't maze in pvz so there's no point in thinking too hard about your setup
>>741634806headshaftballs
>>741632083
>>741632083The game isn't difficult enough for left to be a relevant strat.
>>741632083i simply force them to have sex
When's the last time plants vs zombies has been relevant?
>>741636351It still is thanks to mods. The ones made by EA are irrelevant.
2026...I am... forgotten...
>>741636672If they just made a proper fucking sequel instead of remaking the same microtransaction littered live service slop 3 times, they would have made bank already. They are so fucking mindbroken by live service slop holy shit.
>>741636672Wait
>>741636894It's what the investors want because, as Fortnite and many others before demonstrated, it prints money
>>741635742>you can't maze in pvz
>>741637021Yes, I was refereng to the investors.
>>741637074that doesn't really work since you can't control what lane they divert to
>>741632083>Putting Rie on the shieldShe'd enjoy it, you fools!
>>741632083faggot yuritranny cuck artist
>>741632083Why can't these shitskinned twitter tranny SEAmonkeys stop disrespecting my White history?
He's back
>>741636894they did make bank
>>741632083>>741634005For me? It's the zombies
>>741637914It's not even out yet globally. But sad if true.
>>741632083Left with either a wintermelon or something to handle those goddamn DIGGERS. I HATE diggers.
Waiting for the pvz lewd mod to be done so I can jerk off to sunflower and peashooter tits
>>741636672Peashooter looks distracted
>>741639583Is this a real thing or just something you wish would happen?
>>741632083so a zweihander girl also can hold a pavise + a girl in one hand?Wtf is that?
>>741632083That guy is making more money drawing that shit than he did working as civil engineer. What was his handle again? CenturiiChan?
>>741639583Plants don't have boobs, silly
>>741637184plant on 1 and 5 lane
>>741632083This debate has already been settled years ago>>741639753 aaaand it's all over my pants...
>>741639753>>741636025PvZ heroes is so good. The only card game with asymmetrical play that is kinda balanced and not entirely broken. (except sun shroom)
>>741639746titan weapon fighter
It's kinda funny watching the guys who hate this artist make it about that only to be drowned out by actual plants vs zombies discussion and plant yits
>>741640042>titan weapon fighterIn dnd 3.5 there was a Monkey grip feat that let you do this BS.
>>741640081Sunflower sexDrowning in tomboy plant tummyCumming on petals
>>741636894You gravely underestimate how much more the MTX mobile versions of PvZ made than the original game. Like, even leaving aside 2, just the Chinese-exclusive expansions for the original game made multiple orders of magnitude more.
>>741640254Why Rose and Neptuna is not sexualized?
>>741640159-2 sucks thoughmonkey grip is awful, pay feat feat tax for a turboshit power attack
>>741640254
>>741640395But if it fits a character, who is just a 2 giant swords dude
>>741640298Anyone who ever purchased a microtransaction shouldn't be allowed to vote, because they clearly don't know what's the best for them.
>>741634981No thanks, I don't want urethral sounding from a seed fired at zombie-killing speeds. Tonight. Maybe. For free, you say?
>>741640298Not that guy but it's very fucking horrible/funny to me that Suzerain made Torpor like 100x the money because people would rather pay $80 to play on their phone a game that would run on an office computer that probably costs less to buy now if you pirated a copy of win10. Reliable statistical proof the next generation is terrified of keyboards.
>>741640027If there was a version of the game without grind and dailies and shit, I would play it.
>>741632083>Le powerful sexy warrior girlsTranny shit.>Zweihänder in one handKill the fuck who made this shit.
>>741633336Yeah. I could see doing left if it was a true minmaxing game and could make or break your whole run. But that level of compfaggotry is completely meaningless here.
>>741640887Anyone who thinks we can vote for the people in charge shouldn't be allowed to breathe, because they clearly don't know what's going on.
>>741632083Peashooters don't have shields though wtf are you trying to say?
>>741642303>>741640887I think
ITT: Niggas who have never played hard mods
>>741642007>the person who drew this definitely believes women are stronger than men>also, only I know the correct translation of "zweihand"you take yourself way too seriously
>>741642774Don't reply to yourself or don't eat bait.Whatever applies here
>>741642303Show me the gacha games on your phone
>>741641557there was a hack, you automatically get thousands of tickets and turn it into all cards,
>>741634437I can understand never playing pvz but why did you come to the thread? plantfucker?
>>741643356>Why would someone who never played a game come to a thread about it? /v/ - Video games.
>>741632083*Pole-vaults over your Peashooter*mmmm sunflower appetizer
>>741643572at least /v/irgins have a reason as shit as it is, blindly hate or jerking off counts
>less strategically valuablesire, your production lines?
>>741637973Somehow the faggot who made this fanart made her less sexy
>>741636672Man, it's fucked seeing how PvZ is going down. PvZ 2 was the beginning of the enshitification, but at least it was still a serviceable game if you ignored the microslop.You can't do that with modern versions of PvZ 2 though LMAO, so fucking ad infested that turning ads off is a monthly subscription. Holy shit.
Plants exist to serve my needs. If they need to be sacrificed they will
Khyle and centurichan fighting to see who gets more reposts on /v/
>>741632083>Knight is a girl kill yourself troon
>>741640081Haha yeah post more
>>741633809I didnt say it was a fetish for me I just think its hot. Probably because it has elements of bondage to it and a bit of ryona, because of the implication of putting a woman in harms way. I think it started with watching goblin slayer.
>>741632083Yes, put defence towers in from of farm
>>741642007Zweihanders only way 3-7 pounds, if you can't hold that with one hand you should kill yourself.
>>741632342This is tuff, i'm saving it
>>741652645But anon...it's called a zweihander. two hander. it's gotta be held with two hands. and all the video game characters swing it around as if a bodybuilder would struggle to bench press it. it's gotta be at least 70 pounds!
>>741632083Left is retarded because PVZ is an easy as fuck TD game and i won every map the first time doing Sunflower backWhat even is the benefit if that scenario never comes up?
>>741636672Peanis shooter...
>>741632083this artist always has to ruin everything with his /u/shit
>>741642007agreedthis shit is only acceptable if the princess on the right was a shota prince and half the size
>>741639695it is most assuredly realhttps://x.com/waneczka228
>>741654248>I NEED MEN NOW!!!!!
>>741640667
>>741654494Yes.To be more specific, i need ME in the art.
>>741634020Because she made reference to the Cimbrian War and the gnarly shit that went down thereLike actually having to march and see like eight guys trying people to their shields in an attempt to dissuade the romans from kicking their shit inThen the romans said Lol Lmao and just fought as if there wasn't innocent civilians attached to those shields
