Would you join team rocket if given the option in a pokemon game?
>>741637707Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngovaH86VVU
No
>>741637707>>>/vp/
>>741637707I'd let my rocket join her team if you catch my drift
>>741637707
It's weird, growing up I never thought of Jessie as that pretty compared to the other girls on the show. Maybe it was her odd hair. But now she's the hottest Pokemon girl to me.
>>741637707Gladly, they were my favorites when I watched the show.
i would join a different team
>>741638097I always liked her, especially with her hair down.
>>741637707Only if Jessie lets me sex her and cum inside
>>741637707Probably not. They seem like losers who hurt animals. I'd join Team Aqua
>>741638217That's a lot bigger than jessie's double trouble
>>741637707take off the black undershirt
Nah
>>741637707Yes, and I'd hide all of Jesse's hair spray.
>>741638992Why is this part animated so badly?
>>741637707Isn’t she a little sexy for a children’s anime?
>>741639075*Jessie
>>741639168Why is that a problem?
>>741637707It's fucking criminal how much hot potential there is in Jessie's design but she never got a single piece of good quality hentai art.
>>741639168The animals in the show are sexier so I think she's fine in comparison
>>741637707>team rocketisn't that what palworld has you do?
>>741639890
>>741637707>Would you join team rocket if given the option in a pokemon game?I would rather join the team Aqua though...
>>741641905Imagine the VA's face when asked to voice that
>>741639723Esouko says hiOnly vanilla stuff with JamesNo hypershit or degeneracy
>>741637707SEX
>>741637707>>741639075>>741639173Only if Jessie has the same design of season 1 plus hair down momentsAnd by design I mean every detail, every curve
Depends on how good the pay and benefits are. Also depends on how opposed they’d be to how I go about getting results. I’m not saying I’d outright shoot some kid to steal a machoke off their corpse, but I could probably hold a guy at knife point if I’m promised dental and a 401k.
>>741642183She does a lot of fart VA work
>>741637707Even when I was really young I thought her bare chest was just being shadowed out, as opposed to it just being a black shirt
Team Rocket was the best thing of the entire anime yet they didn't bother to give them a proper end. At least manga gave them a happy ending. How soulless corpos became and how ruined the anime ended.
>>741639394I can't believe Jessie is fucking dead.
>>741637707I have wanted that since the dude on the bridge asked me in Cerulean City.
>>741637707>voice actor diedBlast off....
>>741642883wtf no way
Lets see if this triggers/breaks anyone.
>>741642986Yeah. Years ago now.She was Misty and Jigglypuff too.
>>741641905>someone agreed to do this>someone agreed to voice this>someone paid for thispoor Shinji
>>741638992Is this a Clockwork Orange homage?
>>741639168I've had a belly button fixation as long as I can remember, so seeing Jessie in Pokemon felt like watching literal porn as a kid.
>>741642550Team Rocket forced the final third of almost every single episode to be the same thing over and over again. They were fine when their antics didn't involve a battle, but they effectively wasted so much fucking screen time making every episode end the same way to hat it was maddening. The show would have been better off without them.
>>741643307well... it certainly is triggering my dick. Might break it later.
>>741643307Unfortunately 99% of Jessie porn is garbage for some reasonAnd AI didn't help this case.I never jizzed for Jessie because of this.
>>741643939You are literally me. Always wished Misty’s was visible.
They're utterly retarded so no, but I would pretend to join them for the benefits
>>741643307POV: You get released from your pokeball and see this"Dolliv, use apply oil."
>>741644074I disagree.I agree that at one point Pokemon became extremely generic, bland and boring. But even like that, Team Rocket had the best moments(or less worse)
>>741637707First pokemon game I would play.
>>741643385>years agoTwo, it was two years ago. Stop.
>>741644380I'd eat those jelly donuts if you know what I mean
>>7416444922 years ago is years ago. Wtfym.
>>741637994Where is the source?
>>741644501
https://soundgasm.net/u/JuniJoAudio/Jessie-Tames-Your-Pocket-Monster-in-a-Sex-Contest
>>741638097She's probably why I like women in crop tops so much. I never understood how every character on the show seemed to be completely indifferent to Jessie. Like, here's this beautiful woman with candy apple hair and nobody cares. How is that? Not even Brock, the hopeless romantic paid her any mind.
>>741637707Probably, if they're pro pokefucking
>>741644125
>>741637707Built for Big Hypno Cock
>>741637707Considering the amount of fan art I keep seeing of various characters being part of Team Rocket gear, I can assuming that it's a popular criminal organization that people want to be part of.
>>741645061
sure
>>741644912It always bothered me that Brock had literally ZERO reactions toward Jessie since the first time he saw her.
>>741645196Is there any hack where we play as Jessie, James and Meowth?
>trannyjeet ruined the thread
>>741645349Broke him. Already buzzwording.
>>741644380>still no sex animationonejob
>>741645196>red rocket edition
>>741644912i guess its more that shes evil and gang sees that before her beauty. seeing her so much from the series shes too goofy to be hot outside of fanart
>>741645827People aren't hurting that bad anon, no one is that pent up that they need a moving picture to go along with their imagination.
>>741641905shinji has weird tastes i women
>>741644729Sounds nothing like her whatsoever.
>>741641905Why do I get the feeling this actually happened to someone and it's not just a wacky video?
Keeping Jessie as a sex slave in a pokeball for free use >:)
>>741637707Hell yeah. I always wanted to goon for an "evil" organization. Seems like a blast.
>>741645978that goddamn parody needs a follow up only because jessie is severely underused in quality porn.there I said it. she has not enough lewd content. not animated, not niche fetish, not hand drawn, not AI generated, not digitally edited, not live action.and especially not with pokemon.that 10k on r34 does not do her justice
>>741646641I haven't whacked off to Jessie since they stopped doing hyper stuff, so I wouldn't know.
>>741646641the only way to save her is to have team rocket be in a short that show's their job
>>741646641Because Pokemon fans are pedophiles.Most of the Jessie stuff was in the past 15ish years, too. Anything from the 90s and 2000s was completely unfappable.
>>741639148Its not, youre just not japanese nor do you understand the implication behind delinquent villain characters walking like that. So really youre just a shit weeb which is a strange failing to have
>>741647040fuck his triple berry and cheesecake sundae looked good
>>741647218I don't like that they made her hair purple when they switched to digital coloring.
>>741637707I was always disappointed that you could never switch back to the Team Rocket outfit after sneaking into the Goldenrod Radio Tower in HeartGold.
>>741647760A real shame.
>>741647714I'd rather eat Jessie's triple berry cheesecake.
>>741641905When the video started with pokemon digestive systems I prepared mentally for vore, but this was worse
>>741647872jessie's tail whip
>>741637707Absolutely yes simply because it's a completely unique concept from the perspective of a Pokemon game. I'm sure I'd be disappointed, but I'm apparently playing pokemon in this hypothetical so that was a given anyway.
>>741648628She was the only human character in that movie that looked decent. Ash and Misty especially looked awful.
>>741644643It's blatant AIslop, retard.
>>741648873The slop could have been generated by a Person who posts somewhere, deformed drooling idiot Potato Person.
>>741637707Bitch is pure sexooJessie > misty
Joining team rocket would be kinda lame gameplay. They would take all your mons, give you one of their cookie cutter builds and demand every pokemon you catch go to giovanni.
>>741648628jessie if in onepiece
>>741637707Jessie seems like the kind of girl that gave James his first sexual experience by convincing him that girls peg guys and then tricked him for months into thinking he was pregnant
>>741637707>nintendo
>>741637707If given the option I would let Jessie breed me with her futa cock
>>741648873and?
>>741645241Now we're talkin'
>>741638097Same, mostly because Brock didn't try anything with her so I assumed she was meant to be ugly
>>741649972and then you will get behind her and fuck her prostate while james is sucking her off
>>741650279she has an ugly personality
>>741644380compared to what? At least their entire thing is to steal shit instead of removing all water.
>>741650415stop putting her in generic bedrooms. i want to go in her world no out
>>741650532nigga, she's homeless
>>741650680exactly. have her in a pokeball box or park trying to seduce me while not thinking about her money problems
>>741650415Who's the slop artist?
>>741645061Off model slop, even when draen by a "human" is worse than ai. Every fag artist who does tit moster drawing gets good at drawing one sexless joke body and they spends their career copy pasting heads onto it. Low brow. If you like this shit you have the lowest taste with no redeemable hipster points for irony
>>741650859>>741650759I see. Her belly is her weakness.
>>741650872>ai slop>"artist"pick one
>>741647760Yeah that's weird. I'm a sucker for purple hair but it feels like a sin to change Jessie's red mane
Absolutely BVILT for Ash’s mom
>>741649330nah James fucksJessie is the type of girl to promise you sex but then kicks you in the nuts and steal all your pokemon.
>>741650759>>741650859she must have a stinky bellybutton
>>741651089Hurr durr just go to bluesky to be with your kind
Being a man must be sad. All they can think of is sex sex sex
>>741637869>>>r/Gamingcirclejerk
>>741650872Me. And please, we are Sloppers.https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/p0vwq99lyoprdwh7onk5i/AKHIqfi-cnr1veqIlHd08Io?rlkey=zfj7c8qf5hu8xx2s2ae1wgw0d&st=wlaeqyup&dl=0
>>741651348how you think off model ai shit looks good is beyond me
>>741650949>draenlmao what a faggot.
>>741637994He looks like he sucks off Pokemon champions
>>741637707Can't you niggers do anything else other than posting mommy?
>>741644380Those donuts looks yummy
Jesse and James aren't even real team rocket membersThey're just abused retards To infect the world with devastation,To blight all peoples in every nation.To denounce the goodness of truth and love,To extend our wrath to the stars above.Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fightTeam Rocket are basically just anarchistsThey have the least motivation of any other syndicate groups on Pokemon
>>741651571Gonna look at it later. Better have her full cock out.Thanks
>>741652316And are you not going to share yours Anon?
>>741637707only if I can have sex with Jessie
>>741652437rule34 xxx birrchyart jessie_(pokemon)
>>741650759>>741650859>enemy leaves their obvious weak point exposed
>>741652187their entire motto is basically "go and be immoral anywhere you can". I am pretty sure that their entire organization is just a bunch of random hobos who act nearly identical to Jessie and James with the exception of giovanni's guards
>>741638992Seeing this for the first time made me piss myself
>>741637707only if i get to squeeze jessee's titties
>>741641905So how does farting and shitting in front of Shinji suppose to teach him about the digestive system?
>>741637707only if it was the manga timeline and Sabrina was the one inviting me to join.
>>741639173So pretty. Reminds me of the anon reading this.
>>741653554oh stop it
>>741637707For Jessie? Instantly
Isn't she 15 years old?
>>741654779
>>741654779that's not stopping fucking anyone on here and you know it.
>>741637707Why do you think Team Rocket hacks exist?
>>741654779>cartoon lady>looks exactly like every other adult anime lady, visually there is no difference, neither is there in her social role as part of a CRIME SYNDICATE>UH ANON IN HER BIO IT SAYS 15 ARE YOU A SICKOgod you retards annoy me
>>741654779>Pedophiles of real Children aggressively accuse people of Pedophilia over cartoons as a low risk scapegoat maneuver to distract suspicion and deflect accusation away from themselves.https://archive.md/U23XK
Jessiebros...
>>741654779then maybe they shouldn't have drawn her like an adult you double nigger
>>741654779add 10 years to thathow the fuck did people ever think she and james were under 18 weird meme to persistgranted brock doesn't really act like a 15 year old
>>741654779>Isn't she 15 years old?she's not
>>741637707Their main focus is on catching 'em all and not just collecting boring ass badges. Everybody would join them.
>>741655401It's their canon age.
>>74165477917.
>>741655527According to whom?
>>741637707Not if they were made by AI, faggot.
>>741655754The creators of the characters and show.
>>741655543I am glad AI exists, if only because it makes retards mad.
>>741641707This, but for the generic grunt girls.
>>741655873
>>741655825You are like those Anti Oil Idiots who sit in the middle of the road and annoy everyone in some pathetic, useless attempt to "stop oil", which ultimately does absolutely nothing.I hope you get to formulate your own opinion and thoughts one day Anon, instead of needing uneducated YouTube and Twitter personalities to tell you what to say and think.
now give her a huge ass
>>741656036>formulate your own opinionin my opinion ai art almost always look like shit, including your strawman picrel.
>>741655915They are only hurting themselves by getting so mad over something they can't do anything about.
>>741655978?
>>741649126She looked fucking amazing with her hair down goddamn.>>741649289Did they ever justify why Team Rocket was still after Ash's Pikachu for so long? Or were just basically in sunk cost stage after a while?
>>741656260Somebody's canon age cannot be 15 years old when they are given away to fostering 20 years ago.Or when they are treated as an adult by special bullshit
>>741656350I think you are getting your canon's confused.
arina is so hot
>>741656036AI art looks like shit.
>>741637707It would be more interesting than the usual style of gameAlso Jesse gave me an elbow glove fetish
>>741656260>>741656412Take the L dude you are making a total fool of yourself.
>>741656668>"P-p-please pretend I won..."No. You have to earn it.
>>741656270At a certain point Giovanni effectively told them that they should never show their faces again until they clean up all of their fuckups, which to them meant 'capture the pikachu'
>>741637707What are the benefits?
>>741656528Come one then, tell us about the objective measure of art and what separates good art from bad. I am sure you have time to write it before you recieve your Nobel prize for solving art.
>>741656847Gloved dick milkings.
>>741656801Did Giovanni even care or know about the Pikachu?
>>741656918There are no objective measures, art is naturally subjective.But AI art all looks identical, and you like low-effort garbage.
>>741656412>mixing up false memories with realityDeranged.
>>741656918>objectiveI see you trying to sneak words into anon's post.He never said it was an "objective" claim.
Jessie no that's not a Pokemon!
>>741657057>P-p-please believe the canon ages aren't canonNo way fag.
>>741657134oh no please dont take marnie. bea is all alone
Man, I miss Jessie.
>>741656985Die, yellow rat.
>>741657084>AIfags>having a genuine argumentPick one(1)
>>741657181What a twist!
>>741657649yay bea saved marnie!
>>741656847As much girl cum as you want
>>741657475Anti AI fags have zero arguments. They don't know anything about the technology or Art. Digital Artists have been using A.I assisted tools for over 2 decades. You'd know that if you were not an ignorant plebeian riding a hype wagon and parroting what social media has told you to. You should be specifically saying Generative A.I, not just "AI" like some broad umbrella boogieman.You do not, and have never, known even one thing about the topics you are pretending to care about. I just wish it was easier to tell what people like you are actually mad about, because the AI boogieman is just a convenient and easy target to vent your frustration onto.
>>741657758
>he's even outsourcing his posts to AI
>>741657951Anon have you ever used Google?
>>741658131You're not as smart as you think you are.
>>741656985He knew, he just didn't care much. His Persian actually beat Pikachu once
>>741657951>>741658370bodied that freak
>>741657758Are you seriously using Gemini as your source? If you want to provide "proofs," at least do some research yourself and give us links, not that half-regurgitated, half-hallucinated shit.
>>741657758Everyone who says AI in 2026 is obviously talking about LLMs specifically. You are not smart or clever for pretending to be too stupid to understand the evolving use of words you pedantic faggot.
>>741651258What are you insinuating, anon?
>>741658602>Everyone who says AI in 2026 is obviously talking about LLMs specificallyPFFFT HAHAHHAHA
>>741656036In my own opinion, AI art is samey spammy shit, and killing yourself would be a wholesale boon to us all.
oh yeah make jessie do that gta6 girl pose
>>741637707Being a rocket grunt sounds miserable to be honest.You apparently aren't allowed to have any pokemon besides rattata, koffing, or zubat. I'm assuming they just distribute the shittiest of their stolen pokemon to the grunts and call it a day. If you're a bit higher up, or maybe a 'good' trainer (by their dog shit standards) some of these might evolve but they still suck. Realistically even their weakest members should be equipped with something decent to help their goals.If you can somehow promote through the ranks and become an admin they let you have an actual team, but you're still somewhat of a perpetual jobber with a limited choice of bad pokemon to work with. And then Giovanni has an actual good team within the world's context. The whole organization is like a pyramid scheme.To top this all off, rocket is a criminal organization within the world. And whatever (You) are getting out of it (probably a very small but better than normal wagie salary) is not really worth the risk for how shitty you get treated and the work you do (standing around jobbing to any real trainer).So no, I probably would not consider joining team rocket.
>>741656036How's your NFT portfolio doing by the way?
>>741637707Only if Jessie made me her slave
>>741658736If someone says today "i hate AI", it should be instantly obvious to (you) that they hate LLMs. If you hear that and think they're saying they hate the code that the ghosts in Pac Man use to walk towards them you are obviously being intentionally obtuse. In 2026, unless it's a technical paper then the onus of clarification is on people who want to talk about non-LLM AI to specify what they're talking about, since LLM is the automatically assumed default in conversation, similar to how if you mention God in western countries it's assumed you're talking about Yhwh unless you specify otherwise
Keep in mind that if you join you'll be "the ratatta guy"
>>741644380>Image
>>741659938>it should be instantly obvious to (you) that they hate LLMs>mention God in western countries it's assumed you're talking about Yhwh unless you specify otherwiseOf course it's some religiousfag with a laughably naive assumption of average human intelligence to think that a baseline 100IQ faggot would know what the fuck an "LLM" or "neural network" is.
>>741637707yes absolutely, and not just because I like their aesthetic but being a criminal in a Pokémon game is just an inherently more interesting premise than what we've been rehashing for decades for now.
>>741637707Yes
>>741637707I would like to have sexual intercourse with her if you catch my meaning
>>741667313yeah me too
>>741637707I played that Team Rocket romhack and it was edgy as hell.
>>741668893Skirts are too long
>>741646641Reply to this post with your idea of quality jessie porn and i will make it happen
>>741643939You are my brother from another mother.
>>741657134God I wish I were Marnie here
