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STEAM MACHINE ANNOUNCED
$1049
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>>741638345
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/steammachine
GAMERS NEXUS REVIEW UP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QzlDewigE
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>>741638345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5MvO0GMq4U
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>>741638453
3 billion in canadian dollars
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i might get the 2to one with the controller, the wood face look nice
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>>741638345
>Semi-custom AMD Zen 4 6C / 12T
>Semi-custom AMD RDNA3 28CUs
>16GB DDR5 + 8GB GDDR6 VRAM
>2TB NVMe SSD, microSD card slot

Fuck me, for a grand that's a bargain.
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>>741638603
It's really not. It's unfortunately $200 too expensive.
Fuck AIjeets tbqh
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WELL WELL WELL
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lmao nearly 1500 Euro in Europe for the 2TB model. The PS6 and Next Xbox are 100% going to end up being around 1400 to 1500 Euro next year lol.
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DOA north of the border.
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wait its cheaper than a PS5 Pro over here? Lmao.
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>>741638603
The cheapest model only comes with a 512GB SSD.
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>it didn't work with the Steam Box
>it didn't work with the Ouya
>it didn't work with the Steam Deck
You are here
>it didn't work with the Steam Box 2.0

lol lmao rofl
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>>741638740
PS5 Pro is 900 Euro in my country and this is about 1500 Euro for 2TB model and about 1100 Euro for the 1TB model.
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yea so it's basically a bit more expensive than getting normal sized prebuild. kinda pointless
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>weaker than base PS5
>doesn't come with a controller
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>741638812
>900 Euro
About the same in CAD but what about AUSD?
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>>741638345
And that's for the base model. Pay up goyim.
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>>741638345
plus tip and tax
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>>741638812
There is no 1tb model of this, only 512gb and 2tb.
>>741638603
It's weaker than base PS5. It's no bargain.
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It's cute, someone post a better custom build or prebuilt tho. Curious what the performance delta is like.
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>>741638812
512 not 1TB lol.
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>>741638345
anyone who buys this is a retard
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>>741638345
Oh hey, that's better than expected. I want it.
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>>741638948
This. All this chimping out yet no one posted yet what's a better deal.
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>16GB RAM
Kek even my midcore PC from 2024 has 32GB.
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>>741638712
>2000 leaves

wew
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>$1050 for 5050 performance
Dead on Arrival, if you buy this you are the most retarded goycattle ever, consolefags should be allowed laugh at you forever
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I regret not buying a PS5 pro when they were cheaper. I have a PS5 slim but games are blurry as fuck these days in performance mode.
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And top it all off. no half life 3 either
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its fukin dead
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>>741638942
Steamies only play shit that ran on toasters in 2010 and low effort indies anyway lmao.

Anyone serious already own a capable PC or a PS5 for consoles.
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>>741638345
You can get prebuilts for the same price with Ryzen7 5700X - 32 GB DDR4 - 1TB SSD - RTX 5060. Which would br massively superior. Doesnt have the formfactor and controller but in every other way its better
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>>741638603
wait until you hear what a bargain a $600 PS5 is compared to this junk
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Gaming should only be for the rich. There, I said it.
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>this will help sell our expensive hardware
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WHERE FRAME
GIB FRAME
>>741639076
obviously they're gonna announce it alongside the Frame because it has a VR mode alongside normal flat gameplay
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>>741638345
You can buy prebuilts better than this right now, Jesus Christ this is terrible
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why didn't they even give it 7600 XT performance?
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watch some Steamie justify this while talking shit about the Switch 2 and other devices half the price
YOU
ARE
CATTLE
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Does it come with Half Life 3?
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>valvejeets will be happy with a low end pc and will pay over 1,000 american shekels for for the 512 gb version
GRIM
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>>741639042
Well no shit, you paid 2024 bargain prices for that.
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>1400 for the actually usable build
DOA
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>>741639145
Genuinely no idea what the thought process is here.
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>>741639209
no and it never will
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>>741639205
it's okay when gabe newell shits in my mouth
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>>741638345
As dead as the Steam box.
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>>741639110
>wait until you hear what a bargain a $600 PS5 is compared to this junk
The majority of people aren't interested in the PS5. There's a good reason it's only sold like 90 million units.
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>>741638345
If it had better specs than my current PC I would have bought it. But it is not, it's slightly worse. I was thinking of buy it as a back up if my current PC dies but if it dies I might as well go and by myself a proper upgrade. Here's to hoping my shit doesn't break. Have fun anyone who does want the Cube.
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>>741639145
>Steam forum moderators were the actors
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I missed it by 15 minutes so that basically means I won't get it until December right?
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Very affordable and cheap for people with jobs. Too bad for the rest of you. Maybe when your balls drop you can buy one.
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>You could unironically get a PS5 pro and a Switch 2 and spend less than this
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Wow, they actually made PS5 Pro look like a good value incentive with this bullshit pricing.
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>>741639205
>switch 2
>half the price
>SIGNIFICANTLY less than half the performance
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is Gabe going to buy Epstein Island?
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>>741639289
>trolling as a shill
Not even original faggot.
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Just build your own PC.
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>>741638345
This is worse value than buying any current console, even the Shit box. Gabe is a greedy cunt
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>>741638631
MAKE MORE CHIPS CHIPWAGIES!!! Fuck this, why aren't semiconductor fabs popping up all over the place, the world runs on cpu's & ram.
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>>741639285
It's a lottery, you pick which ones you want a nonexistent chance to be able to buy and they put you on a list.
Then in 3 days you don't get picked and cry here about scalpers and bots
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I can't wait to see the prices of the PS6 and Helix holy shit.
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I have 20k in savings so I could afford one but I just cant justify spending that to play the 2/3 modern games I'm interested in that my laptop can't handle.
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>worse or even than a base PS5 in benchmarks
holy shit
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>>741638603
I wonder what the cost would have been in the absence of the RAM crisis?
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who is this even for?
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>so you're still thinking of buying a console anon?
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>>741639407
>random
Literally what the fuck lol
Can't they select based off of steam library, game time, something?
This is gay
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If they're smart the lottery is setup so you have to have >= 1 year old account initially to get it
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>>741639389
politics unironically.
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>>741639474
The same people who bought the Steam Deck.
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>>741639419
799.99 US DOLLARS for disk drives version and 699.99 for digital. Just watch it.
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Yeah the PS6 and the Helix are going over one grand easily, gaming is not for poors anymore
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>first GPU prices x4:ing and staying that way
>then we get ram and SSD 3x:ing on top of that
personal computers are just a shitshow
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>>741639486
Well I say 'random' but chances are they may do >>741639502 to filter out scalpoids and other browns who don't deserve it
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Here is what my local shop sells. This is in canadian dollars. It is significantly better computer then the steam machine 512gb version that matches it in price.
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Wow, only double the price of a PS5! And with half the storage, plus worse performance! We eating good, PCbros.
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>Gabe will finally filter brown turd worlders out of gaming
B-Based!!!
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>>741639513
so valve dickriders?
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>>741639474
>>741639493
>1050 for this
Grim
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>>741638345
Those specs do not demand $1000, I'll just wait for Valve to release a commercial version of SteamOS and build an AMD PC.
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It's gonna be a "no" from me, Gaben.
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>>741638603
>gen old CPU
>mobile gen old GPU
>8GB VRAM
You are a steamjeet if you think this is worth anything over 600
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>>741639504
Ffs, typical scum playing powergames
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>>741638345
Why wouldn't you just buy a small pc?
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>>741639589
Damn! That's a nice looking 6 inch cube to put under the TV shelf, thanks man, that will look great in the living room!
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>$1050+ for the most basic edition of a PC you can’t upgrade at will that no one will actually build games with it as a benchmark in mind
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>>741639474
People who want a low maintenance/profile PC for a living room secondary system or because they want to get into PC gaming with a consolized experience. The precompiled shaders alone will make it a better experience than a similar custom built PC.
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>>741639726
So retards
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>>741638345
>$1600 here in Australia
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>>741639686
Unironically? I think they're basing the draw on the controller, probably why they released it early and marketed it as the predominant sale point.
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>>741639090
And console boys only play Fifa, Call of Duty and Fortnite.
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>>741639517
Bold of you to assume they will even make a disc drive version.
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>>741639726
Holy cope. Digital Foundry already shows it being gigaraped by cheaper hardware.
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>Weaker than a PS5
>Costs more and with less storage
>Doesn't even come with a controller
Valvekeks... Our response?
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>>741638345
Explain why you would want this over an actual PC that has Steam as well as several programs and apps that the Steam Machine wouldn't have.
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>>741638345
Wait $1049 is for a GameCube with ONLY a 512gb ssd? How much for the actual usable one?
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Is it actually weaker than a ps5?
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>>741639705
>/v/ shits on black cube xbox series X design
>fellates gabecube black cube design
Shit bro, I thought we were talking about value for money, not how your wife keeps your dick in a cage and dictates what goes in your living room.
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Valve is retarded for even making it, but pricing it at 1k USD is batshit insane. Genuinely what the fuck are they thinking? You're telling me they don't make enough money to sell it at a loss? Greedy ass niggers.
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>>741638345
>4 digits
Fucking hilarious. Literally DOA.

>>741638603
It's not a bargain at all, are you fucking high? I don't know what the prices are in burger land, but here in EU DDR5 pre-builts with the same/better power level of a Steam Machine cost 950€-1100€. If you go for DDR4 then you're looking at 150€ less, which is great considering the performance difference between DDR4 and DDR5 is practically irrelevant compared to the performance gain you'd get by spending those extra 150€ on a better GPU.
The Steam Machine is quite shit. You're just paying extra for their proprietary wireless chip which improves latency with multiple Steam Controllers.
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>>741639474
A 1200 dollar prebuilt probably isn't terrible value these days, especially if that price holds/is guaranteed. Prices are fucked but I would probably only recommend it to someone who has no PC to play games on and zero desire to build their own
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>>741639907
In literally every comparison. Digital Foundry posted a video.
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>>741639675
I've been telling all of /v/ that all problems with videogames today root all the way back to money and how the economy is shit. Every. Single. Problem. Can be traced back to money. And because money is also core aspect of politics. The reason why gaming is shit is inherently political. It sucks but that's the world we live in.
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>>741639887
512 GB without the controller - $1049
512 GB with the controller - $1128
2 TB without the controller - $1349
2 TB with the controller - $1428
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>>741639907
Weaker than a base PS5 that was sold for $350 with a controller...
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>>741639726
its getting beaten by a 2070
you could build something for half the price and put steamos on it
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>>741639808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QzlDewigE&t=798s

$71 more isn't too bad. You're asking people to do more work, experience more shader compilation stutter and have a worse customer support experience just to save tens of dollars.
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Maybe they'll get the Steam Machine right the third time.
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>>741638345
Wow
So then what's stopping me from building a budget pc that's similar in price but 3x the performance?
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3060 12 gets another 10 years of life
based Valve
rip 3060ti
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The mass ammounts of FOMOsexuals who are going to drop the cash on this overpriced nonsense is going to be something alright.
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Valvevulvas... our response? Tell me we didn't wait a decade for this...
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>>741639863
>Explain why you would want this over an actual PC that has Steam as well as several programs and apps that the Steam Machine wouldn't have.
This is an actual PC that has Steam as well as several programs and apps that PCs have.
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>>741639887
>Wait $1049 is for a GameCube with ONLY a 512gb ssd?

And no controller.
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>>741639934
>black cube xbox series X design
Let's look up and see if that is a 6 in by 6 in cube. Nope, so you are retarded

>>741639934
>I thought we were talking about value for money
You poor? It's $1500 dude. If you don't have that don't buy computer shit.
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yeah no, that's absolutely not worth it, $1300 lets you build a pc with a 9070 and you can put linux on it
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>>741639934
The Xbox is not a small cube. It's a big tower. Are you a school drop out or just brown and stupid?
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>steam controller not available in brazil
>steam machine not available in brazil
hue...
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If this is any indicator on how the Frame will be priced, I guess not selling my Index was the right move.
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>FSR ultra performance (720p)
>low preset
as much as i love small form factor PCs this is simply fucked
AIniggers killed this in the crib, 16GB RAM+VRAM is simply not enough
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>>741639794
It's DoA for hardware sales in that case. They can't be that retarded. PS5 Pro is a failure too unlike PS4 Pro.
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>>741640118
Still waiting for someone to jailbreak this and allow me to install a PC OS on it whether it's Windows or Linux idc.
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>>741638345
my shitty ass laptop is stronger than this what the fuck gabe
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>>741638345
Im a valve fanboy and i thin the steam deck is amaizng and the SC2 is one of the best controllers ever, but this is retarded, they are fucking high if they think people are gonna pay for this, no sell
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>>741640000
Required reading for all steamsissies crying rn
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>>741640202
my 11600k rx590 rig could play cyberpunk on medium lmao
what a joke
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>consolefags are finally forced to realize that consoles basically only exist for convenience
>they treat it as a gotcha
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>>741640029
>1428 dollary doos to actually get a usable setup than can store more than two modern games
Yeah no
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>>741639863
It's quite weird product. I guess it's supposed to be so you can take your steam games to living room. Kinda like steam deck was so you can take your steam games to bathroom.
Steam deck made some sense, basically nobody had handheld pcs at the time. But now you're marketing low power pc for pc users. Eh I don't know.
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>>741638948
>>741639041
A little thing called a Playstation 5 is stronger and cheaper, you might've heard of it.
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My honest reaction seeing the price
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>>741640000
Nice quads
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>>741640095
>goes into a thread where people are talking about the price
>starts going on about how it looks
>calls people poor for not being excited to waste their money on an inferior product
Nobody was looking at the steam machine because of its looks. Everybody was looking at it to be an entry point into pc gaming. Did valve hire the apple astroturf marketing team for this one?
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>>741640238
>jailbreak a console that already have emulators
What kind of retard are you? Where do you play vidya?
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>>741640290
i mean, that's understandable because this whole machine uses 150W vs a rx590 which probably uses 200W or more?
the problem is that the steam machine is competing against a fucking base PS5 and losing big fucking time
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>>741638345
>PC always win- ACK
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>>741640307
it's also a locked down goycattle device
just build a pc
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>>741640307
I wonder why it's cheaper...
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>>741640297
try typing that again without crying
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Gaming is actually dead
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>>741639474
Gabe's cock riders. They'll buy any sort of trash as long as it has Valve on it
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>>741640000
Quads

IRL id pol ruined vidya.
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Get a used PS5 with old firmware and install Linux on it instead
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I be real and say that the selling point is its size. But for gaming you can spend 1k elsewhere.
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>"Come and join me, bro"
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>>741639345
ps5 can't run pc games and pc software, so, you're patently wrong.
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>>741640347
>Where do you play vidya?
Steam, If I could install SteamOS on a series X that's like a $2000 steambox in this shit economy.
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>>741638345
Why the extra 49?
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>>741638603
LMAO
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>>741639513
Deck's portable, it atleast has that going for it.
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>>741639726
>>741640056
You fucking retard, a PS5 alone is a way better deal. The fucking thing doesn't even come with a CONTROLLER.
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>>741640406
fine
>consolefags are finally forced to realize that consoles basically only exist for convenience
>they treat it as a gotcha
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>>741640471
>PC games
Trash like WoW, DOTA, LoL and CS? Yeah fuck off retard.
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jesus christ
only gabens most loyal cattle will buy this
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>>741639589
>microjeet winblows cancer aids
>1.5x the price
yeah nah, fuck off
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>>741640540
That's a different gaming platform with a different game library.
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>>741638345
buy it, GOYIM
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>>741638942
>PS5
>>741639110
>PS5

Playstation has NO FUCKING GAMES you imbred FUCKS
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>>741638603
8GB vram was deprecated 4 years ago. this thing is fucked
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So whats the point of making video games a rich person thing only now when the budgets for games requires huge audience to buy them to make a profit?
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>>741640000
Quads of truth. Blessed be you anon.
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>>741639474
Reminder that RX 7600 PCs can be found for less than 1000 USD. The Steam Machine is vaporwave for Valve drones and Linux drones.
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>>741640491
a tip
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>>741638345
https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc?si=RH3KIgcTMKvBiv4h
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>>741639513
Deck has the portability gimmick of bringing your steam library anywhere this is just fucking retarded
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>>741640637
Thats canadian dollars. The steam machine cheapest one in canada is the same price lol.
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>990€
It's fucking XBOX HUEG and the case fans run at max power all the time, but I'm glad I bought it instead of waiting for the gabecube.
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>>741640642
What controller first games from the last 10 years arent on Playstation that are (natively) on PC?
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Love how the entire thread is shitting on the Steam Machine like 95% of faggots ITT aren't thirdies with PC specs lower than this lmao
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>>741639110
wow, and then I'll play GOW and Aloy over and over and over again
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still gonna buy two of them
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>Buy PS5 instead
>Have to buy the disc drive
>Have to buy PS+
>Can only play Sony-approved titles
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>>741640473
Stick to a desktop and plug it on the big TV then. I play consoles because there's no any extra hassle and my library is on consoles.
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I was planning on getting a controller, machine, and headset this year. I'm not even going to check the frame price I'm not buying anything until the prices come back down to earth.
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>>741640671
To make computeless dumb terminals that stream from a remote server a more enticing option, and eventually the ONLY option, for entertainment
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>>741640297
actually the gotcha is that people bought $350 PS5s that are stronger than the steam machine and actually come with a fucking controller. embarrassing.
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>>741640651
The few games PS5 has at least run decently. Good luck running new games on this expensive piece of shit lmfao. Or you can play 10 year old AAA games and indieslop on a $1050 "console" I guess. Great deal.
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>>741638345
it will be sold out in a matter of minutes anyway
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Actually not bad in bongland, equivalent itx pc costs more to build here.
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Only a complete idiot would buy this
It's gonna sell out isn't it?
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should i sign up for all 4 of the options for better chances?
i already got the steam controller desu
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too expensive
no buy
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>>741640884
why the fuck would you buy this
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>>741638345
What a glorious day for people who dont give a fuck about valve
steamies are having melties in every thread
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>>741638603
this shit is not a bargain nigger LMAOOOOO also the 2tb SKU is a lot more expensive than the base model
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>>741640651
More games run on Piss5 than on shitty GTX1060 rig faggot.
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>>741640732
Forza Horizon 6

It doesn't matter anyway because the platform supports every input method. Playstation locks you into $70 proprietary controllers.
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>>741640867
Of course it will sell out, there's enough people that look past the value of something and they just want it because it has a Steam logo stamped on the plastic.
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>>741640953
prestige
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>>741640671
This is the problem Capcom ran into with Monster Hunter Wilds. Too demanding for the type of guy into World
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>>741640979
lol
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>>741640739
Lmao my mini PC 9700X + RTX 4070ti Super in pic related based case is

>As portable as the Steam Machine
>About 4x as powerful as the Steam machine
>Was about 1.5x the price of the Steam Machine

You valve niggers are absolutely F U C K ED lmaoo
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RIP in peace. It was fun while it lasted.
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>>741640701
>bruh look at the top of his head
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>>741640256
>Oy, go back to /pol/! Stop noticing!
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>>741640825
I gotta hand it to you that not even coming with a controller is absolute fucking lmao
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>>741638345
https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/compare/18443741?baseline=18366182

KWAB the base ps5 and a 500 usd mac from 2024 mog it
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>>741639042
16gb ram is fine for now, I have 64gb and never go over 13gb unless I’m purposefully trying to. 8gb of that is basically windows idling. the vram is a big problem tho, some games are pulling all 8gb at 1080p now
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>>741638712
Ouch
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Lmao
$1399 - https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/mac-mini/m4-pro-chip-12-core-cpu-16-core-gpu-24gb-memory-512gb-storage
$1599 - https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/mac-mini/m4-pro-chip-14-core-cpu-20-core-gpu-24gb-memory-512gb-storage
Buy either of these instead and then buy an external SSD to get your 2TB
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Yeah this is retarded
I have a pc, switch 2, and ps5. Why would I buy this? I could upgrade my 4070 super instead. Shame because I would buy it for a reasonable price.
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>>741638345
Tell me really why I should buy a Steam Machine for 1050 instead of pic relate for a few hundo more?
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>>741639362
funny since Switch 2 is more powerful than steamdeck AND almost half cheaper
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>>741639362
The Switch 2 runs Mario Kart World 100% faster than a meme deck or meme machine
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>Less performance than a Switch 2
What a disaster
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>>741641056
The Terra is 11L whilst the steam machine is 4L. Good luck fitting a 4070ti in a case that small.
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>>741641123
switch 2 is a gtx 1050 while docked lmao
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Remember like 6 months ago when there was such confidence that a Half Life 3 announcement was imminent and now it's like that never happened
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>>741641121
Do you have a living room or just a bedroom?
Are you an adult man is what I am asking
That will explain everything
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>>741638807
should Ouya really count
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>>741641183
3050*
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>>741640540
Even if you want a PC, this is literally one of the worst values out there. This is simply DOA
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>>741638603
>not random filename
ok shill
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>>741640000
the more you realize entertainment is a reflection of the country it's produced in, the more you agree with this statement
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i'd go for it if I didn't already have a console PC that rekts this
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>>741638345
KEK. People really spent thousands on steam and this is what they get. Pathetic cucks
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>>741638345
I said it before that it will be 999 and you retards argued with me
miniaturized parts are always much more expensive than full form factor, plus now thanks to ai slop ram is expensive
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>>741641307
I can play my steam games on my pc just fine
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>>741641183
Switch is PS3 tier and Switch 2 is Xbone tier.
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>>741641183
isnt it more like a 2060m or 3050m with more complex DLSS functionality?
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>doesn't include a pad, keyboard or mouse either. You're literally buying a paperweight lmao
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>>741640825
>just buy a console with no fucking games because it’s slightly faster
no lmao
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>>741641267
retard
the switch 2 gpu has 40% fewer cores than the 3050 and it runs at 50% the clockspeed of the 3050 while docked
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>>741638603
kek
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>>741638345
>My honest reaction knowing this will be a bargain in 5 years
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>>741641121
You wouldn't be a faggot douchebag with a gaming laptop?
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Steamfags spent months sucking gabe's cock insisting there was no way it could retail for more than $999. Now that it's more expensive than a switch 2, ps5 pro, and a similar laptop from a budget brand like MSI, it's fucking over. Hell you can even buy a rog ally x with similar specs for cheaper.

Valve has completely lost the plot. They are trying to pivot into being the Apple of PC gaming. The sad thing is it will work because of their cult.
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>>741638345
Please understand go-I mean guy, just a humble superyacht collector, can't do better than this.
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>Another hardware flop
What is this? The 3rd time now theyve tried releasing a steam machine?
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>>741641167
Okay? I literally move it from Desk to TV in about a minute, I only have connected the ethernet cable, Power, and HDMI on TV/DP on Desk, and the speakers on my desk. everything else is bluetooth exactly because I want to be able to move the thing easily.
So exactly what advantage does the even smaller size of the valve piece of shit one have over mine?
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>>741638345
>>741640892
one of the good things about pc gaming is that you can buy a cheap pc and then start upgrading parts individually from there over the years. you can't even do that with this piece of shit.
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>>741641380
>>just buy a console with no fucking games
but enough about the steam machine
Half Life 3 status, btw?
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bro just do paypal 0% financing bro that's less than 100 bucks per month bro you have a job right?
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>>741640000
nah it's woke subhumans
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>>741641183
Switch 2 is less than half the price of this piece of shit plus a controller, even if you weren't a lying piece of shit you wouldn't be winning that argument valveshill
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>>741638345
People will shit on it but I guarantee it will sell out because it's from Valve.
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>>741639563
And its still 50% cheaper than pc gaming in the 90s
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>>741641426
>[Spoiler](Out Of Stock)[/spoiler]
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According to chatgpt this is about 40% better than my ewaste machine from 10 years ago that's probably worth like 250 bucks now
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>>741641441
Gabenfags will still buy it because they get sexual pleasure from him using their neetbucks on yachts
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>>741640256
why is lincoln on there? he was johnny central bank himself. literally started the civil war for jews.
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>>741638345
Sony, as always, wins once again.
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>>741641519
it will "sell out" because it has few stocks
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>Xbox is dying news
>Steam box price/specs reveal
>GTA6 price reveal news Thursday

Big week of shitposting ahead.
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the verge said it has inferior performance to the ps5 pro and that the games look worse
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>>741640671
banking on MTX and whales
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>>741641426
>waiting 5 years to buy something with already dated specs
grats, you'll be 10 years behind the average pc
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>>741641497
switch 2 is shittier value than a 5090 prebuilt, tendie
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>>741641485
I owe paypal #brokenigger
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>>741641476
still gonna buy one to support GABEN our lord and savior of pc gaming so he can buy a bigger boat
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anyone remember ICEY?
yeah, they're gonna need another one of those to sell this thing
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>>741641480
>um uh actually pc has no games
you can do better than this
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>>741638345
>16gb of ram
>8gb of vram

my fuckiung sides
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it's ridiculously overpriced and you may as well just get a pc
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Steamies only play emulated SNES games anyway so it should be able to handle that.
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>>741638603
the 2tb model with a controller is $1428
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>>741641582
awww wittle snoygroid mad because he lost shitpost potential :(
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>>741639042
games dont benefit from more than 16gb unless you hosts servers locally. memory speed and dual channel is actually important.
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>>741638345
Steam frame sisters, how we coping?
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>>741638650
i wonder how this artist feels
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Yeah, I’m sticking with my Switch 2 and Steam Deck which is collecting dust
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>>741638345
lol
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>>741641661
the 16gb ram in the steam machine is not dual channel it's a single 16gb stick which is terrible
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>>741639087
still dont understand how people watch ltt. not credible or entertaining.
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>>741641646
aww tendie mad that his toy is a waste of money??
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https://www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2026/06/weirdly-the-steam-machine-only-has-one-stick-of-ddr5-ram-heres-why
>SINGLE CHANNEL RAM
>$1050 FOR SINGLE CHANNEL MEMORY
LMAO VALVEFAGS DEFEND THIS
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>>741641661
>games dont benefit from more than 16gb
lol
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>>741639272
the majority of "people" are playing games on their phones you retarded numbskull.
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At that price anyone might as well buy a PC. They can get a 5060 or even a 5060ti
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>>741641537
The craziest thing is this isn't even irony. On reddit and twitter you have people saying they WANT to give more monry to Gaben so he can buy more yachts because he deserves it as the saviour of gaming. I am not joking.
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>>741641527
true
486 new was like ... yeah
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>>741641746
seethe harder baby boy
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>>741641746
now say this without crying like a little bitch
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>>741641729
>>741641748
Holy shit this just gets worse the more I see of it
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>>741641748
>>SINGLE CHANNEL RAM
seems it may come with 1x16 or 2x8 based on supply. both are shitty, but the 2x8 more so if you ever upgrade it yourself.
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>>741641675
What are the advantages of the frame over a Quest 3?

>inb4 muh META
I dont give a fucking fuck, it works and I can easily connect it to my PC, what does the Frame offer over it?
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>>741639134
how would this improve the quality of games.
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You know the PC space is in a bad way when Valve has to price their shit like this, this is them putting a fair price on it, that's how bad things are.

Expect the next consoles to be like $1799 unless this get drastically better in the coming couple of years
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>>741641770
brand loyalists are pretty much cultists lets be honest
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>512 gb, so it fits 2 digital games
>no controller
>over a grand
What garbage, the PS5, hell an Xbox one is a better investment than this. Anyone else remotely interested in this already has a gaming pc.
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>>741638345
hey steammies hang in there life gets better I promise. You don't have to kill yourself

https://youtu.be/R8fW_SeNm_8?si=aL01x8IDm-Z2fddC
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>>741638345
nintendo wins again. still havent learned your lesson steamies after the deck flopped
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>>741641582
how many Ocarina of Time (2026) will your 5090 be able to run this holiday season, anon?
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>>741638942
>>741639110
PS5 has no games, is weaker (stop lying, you niggerfaggots), and this is a COMPUTER, not a console. Also it's mobile, and compatible with everything.
Valve won. Commence the propaganda against the console killer & enemy of Rothschilds.
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>>741641790
>>741641786
it's objective reality that the switch 2 is worse value than a 5090 prebuilt
>>
KEK VALVE DRONES
DOGMAN WAS RIGHT
GABEN'S A GREEDY KUNT
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>>741641729
im aware, just pointing out 32gb for gaming is a meme. not a steam machine fan btw.
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Switch 2 got 4K gaming.
PC got $4K gaming kek
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>>741641627
>Double the unified memory of the Switch 2
>A fucking handheld
>When Mac Minis at 48GB are the norm now
lol
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>>741641580
>The dark age of gaming
>Get used because this will be the future
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>>741638345
I wonder if this'll be another case of the premium model disappearing instantly like what happened to the 'eck. probably not since you can upgrade storage yourself
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>>741641891
no because 1 is a handheld
i can't bring my pc on a 6 hour flight
cant compare them
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>>741641891
nigga I can take my switch 2 outside
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>>741638345
Jesus jumping Christ
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>>741641761
i mean its objectively true.
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>the steam machine is mobile
who are these people and why is it always india?
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kek this shit can even run a 30b local llm
which a 800$ lenovo laptop can
kek
kek
kek
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>>741641426
>sub PS5(2020 hardware) will be a bargain in 2032 when the PS6 Pro is out
Just blow your head off with a shotgun already tranny freak
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>>741641901
Sure, you need AT LEAST 128GB for the latest indie metroidvania ;dd Pathetic troll
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>>741641546
The southerners were jews. Jewish bankers offered to lend war money to lincoln at 35% interest. Lincoln said fuck that and printed his own debt free currency and btfo the southern jews
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>>741638345
>that’ll be $1050 dollars + tax + tip. Poverty tier specs. Controller NOT included
yeah, that’s a fuck no from me
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>>741641426
It's barely even worth using now, with how things have been going lately this shit will be worthless in half a decade.
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>>741642002
why do browns think they can post there?
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>>741638345
FATALITY. NINTENDO, WINS!
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>>741642016
MORE NUMBER MORE GOOD!
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>>741641953
>>741641956
What about the Rog Ally X with Steam OS then
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if they lower the price by at least 300 bucks within 5 years, i'll buy one
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IM STILL FUCKING BUYING IT, NIGGERS
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>>741642081
lol. LOL. LMAOOOOOOO

Maybe if you're a digital cuck
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>>741641953
>6 hour flight
2 hour battery life thanks to its paltry 20wh battery

>>741641956
it's shit at being a handheld too, pathetic screen, pathetic ergonomics, pathetic battery
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>>741641965
Yikes.
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>>741641965
ouch
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>>741642041
Lol, 5070 chad here, getting 5000 fps in Doom wads.
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>>741642108
LMAO
prices only go up now
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>>741638345
>8gb VRAM
what is this thing for? you cant even play game from 2019 medium settings
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>>741642141
FUCKKKK YOOU
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soooo

AA games at 45 fps at 640p resloution for 1.4k? nah
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>>741641965
>PS5
>4K
show the pre-PSSR res
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>>741642168
>muh physical
lmao, you have a license that's being aggressively defended
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>outperformed by a b580
LMAAAOOOO>>741642225
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>>741642184
You do realize you can plug it in on the plane, right?
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>>741638345
300 extra just for being able to have more than 2 games installed at the same time loool
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>twice as expensive as the Switch 2
>locked to 1080p
The “PC Master Race” isn’t convincing me to buy this.
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>>741641982
no it isnt lol
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Can this even run Skyrim on max settings?
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>>741641675
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>>741641965
>looks at scripted opening scene
>4K nonsense
>God of Snore

Games don't need more than the 16/8 specs & full HD. You want techbro autism, that's on you.
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>>741638345
nintendo won before it even began lol. steamies bfto (again)
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>>741641548
What did Sony do?
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>>741642168
Enjoy your game key faggot lmao
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>>741642184
lmao I can just add a battery bank.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>741642294
i mean i cant argue with you here, you are just going to say nuh uh over and over. It is, quit being ignorant.
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>>741642302
Yes, at 30 fps 1080p like everything else
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>>741642262
PS5 at 4K without PSSR is using FSR the same way the Steam Machine is, unless you're illtiterate and can't read
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>>741641675
https://youtu.be/R8fW_SeNm_8?si=aL01x8IDm-Z2fddC
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>>741638345
I got a series s on sale for like $260 back in 2022, it was a steal in retrospect
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>>741642232
Why are you lying?
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>>741638345
LMAO
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>>741641820
Good performance, optimized for wireless play and muh meta
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still looks cute though
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>>741642380
illtiterate?
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can i mod it
can i put my 5080 in it
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What's the ideal gaming device for me if I hate the Steam Machine, hate Gabe Newell, hate the Steam Deck, hate the Steam Controller, hate Valve, hate playing with a mouse and keyboard, and hate all PC gaming in general?
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>>741638345
You can buy a PS5 pro with disc drive and actually own your games for less money. Genuinely what the fuck are they thinking with that price. No one who isn't a Steam fanboy would ever take this over buying an actual console or regular PC.
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>>741642337
>Something third parties are choosing to do
>This is Nintendos fault somehow

Well it's better than having NO physical
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>>741642362
theres no point arguing since you dont know what youre talking about
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>>741641743
His viewers are racemixers.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tI1SoMj5vg

LINUS IS NOT AMUSED

YIKERS
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What happened to all the bros that kept saying a price point expecting valve to listen to them? You thought the pc would be as cheap as the deck? Oh boy...
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>>741642058
With how things have been going lately this will be a good deal. Do you really thing the PS6 and switch 2 will be better? Everything will get exponentially more expensive. For inferior and outdated hardware.
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>>741642216
5070 is no chad, 5070 ti is.
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>>741642458
its called not playing video games
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>>741642436
I'm going to have sex with my Steam (Brat)Machine
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>>741642493
b-b-b-but muh /v/ told me that valve drones would defend it
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>>741642451
maybe
maybe? weren't people doing pcie gpus off the deck's m.2? nvidia drivers will be a bigger problem.
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>>741642493
Gonna get myself a frame 2.0
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>>741642337
you sure nigga?

https://youtu.be/WCKpucrwnEM?si=yKCAc-Hg8f7P693a
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SAVE US LINUS TECH TIPS
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>>741642458
An Ouya.
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>>741642429
you literally cant play Resident Evil 2 medium settings, how am i lying?
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Man 1050 USD even after the price spike.
Imagine how cheaper it could have been in normal circumstances….
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The problems with SteamOS section of that GN video sounds like a nightmare. Look people, just get a console for AAA, and a cheap used pc for emulators and pc indies.
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>>741642474
>Console pleb: the post

Do you not understand the advantages of mobile PC over a console? PS5 has no games btw
>>741642458
your phone, like a good goyim
>>
I remember you retards said “just because the steam deck goes up doesnt mean the steam machine will”
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>>741642612
>wanting to play AAA games at 30fps
yuck
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>Y'all

cancelled my pre order
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>>741639726
This. All the retarded faggots comparing it to full towers are kids or rentoids with no square footage to work with. The competition is microPCs running batocera, not your office PC with its 5090.
>erm but (poor/underage rambling)
Sometimes I want to sit on my comfy ass couch and play modded Turok 64 on my big TV instead of in my office on one of my monitors.
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>>741642573
LTT AND LINUS ARE SUCH FAGGOTSSSSSS
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>>741638345
Is it at least much stronger than a ps5?
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>>741638345
You voted for this
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>>741642565
>tendie situation is so bad that they have to make fucking guides for game cartridges
say it ain't so...
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>>741642672
yet he has ahot asian wife, a gigantic house, millions of $ and you got zish
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>announced the week gta 6 goes on preorder

they are going to shadowdrop hl3 and l4d3 the same day as gta 6 as PC only titles, you can screenshot this post
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>>741642589
because I've played that on ultra with lower specs back in the day :)
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>>741638984
Your average Valve drone is a complete mouthbreather though.
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>>741641675
putting in my order for a meta quest 3 rn
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this is garbage. I can't wait to see it flop.
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>>741642628
Why would an Android smartphone be my ideal gaming device?
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>>741642740
man the index is better in all regards
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>>741642670
>Sometimes I want to sit on my comfy ass couch and play modded Turok 64 on my big TV instead of in my office on one of my monitors.
Then plug in your PC into the TV and let it stay there
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>>741642692
i feel for it again...
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>>741642605
Even at $800 for the base model, it would have been a day 1 purchase for me.
Now thanks to retarded Trumponomics and corporate greed, it is DOA.
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>>741642720
Please, God, make it happen - it'll be hilarious. This jewish site will implode if Gaben wins any harder ;dd
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>>741642703
idk I actually like it. I like how youtubers can organize everything and recommend me hidden gems.
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>>741642574
And where can you buy an OUYA today?
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>>741638345
why does this exist
what's funny is i know 2 people that were immediately deadset on buying it at the initial announcement without knowing price or specs because it's valve, and they will still buy it
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So i have a steamdeck oled 512gb

And man proton is just absolutely SHIT

I cant imagine games from 5ish years ago to now running on this hardware above 30ish fps on low settings MAX
>>
PRE BUILT PC WITH VALVE'S LOGO STAMPED ON IT
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Think I'm going to buy it. It's a massive upgrade from my 2015 laptop
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>>741641965
SonyTITANS.
NintenGODS.
United this one time to shit on the steamie box
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>>741642720
Imagine the brick that would be shat if they did linux only.
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>>741642672
>t. ReviewTechUSA
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>>741642882
>It's a massive upgrade from my 2015 laptop
And whatever new hardware releases in 2027 will be a massive upgrade compared to your gabe cube
>>
>Better CPU and GPU
>More storage
>Better RAM
>Better wifi
>Same price

I'm not even factoring in sales like black friday.
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>>741642141
She would not buy this, she's much too smart for that.
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>>741642861
How can I build a PC that gives me the image of someone who hates Gabe Newell, hates Valve, hates Steam, hates playing with a mouse and keyboard, and hates everything related to PC gaming?
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this shit has hardware from 2018

hardware from 2018 is incapable of running goyslop games with raytraced lighting coming in nearly all games

this shits gonna catch fire trying to run say indiana jones
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>>741642573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tI1SoMj5vg
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>>741642913
things like these remind me this place is filled with retards & trolls, and nothing written on this board should be taken seriously
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>>741642935
yeah that bitch too
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Valve better release a public build of SteamOS cause I'm not buying this thing at that price.
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wait a second... I think it's a fair price
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>>741641145
>Mario Kart World
Did you think that was a selling point or is the post ironic?
>>
It's fucking dead on arrival
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>>741642957
You sound like my grandad trying to justifying the shitty laptop he bought recently
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How will we steamxisters afford one and HRT?
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they shoulda just cancelled it
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>>741638345
LOWER THE PRICE GABEN
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>>741643037
It's just arch linux with a steam makeover
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Joined the wait list on all 126 of my Steam accounts and will scalp and sell as many as I can here in Seattle
Bbbbased
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>>741643090
its an emulation station
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>>741641965
did they post the 1% and .1% lows? more important than max frame rate to me
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>>741643014
Yeah anyone trying to shill for the steam machine is a retarded troll
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If the Deck can only shift 5 million units then this shit is going to be hitting Virtual Boy numbers.
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>70%

well since everyones running a what 3060? i guess thats accurate
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>>741643102
Which is fine, release it already.
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>>741641145
it's great at rendering straight roads
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>>741643108
a fucking chinkoid 100 dollar device is an emulation station
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>>741642861
don't forget, the pc on the right you can upgrade. just buying new parts over the years. left is just a dead box.
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>>741643137
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Reasonable in our current market conditions.
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>>741643000
why does linus assume I'm some online multiplayer addict? Who says I NEED subscriptions? What a gay fag
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>doom
>low settings
>30fps
YIKES ID ENGINE ??
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no 3.5mm jack no buy
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>>741642861
Steam machine is better
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Steamsnoys and snoys are a genuine cult.
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Reminder theyre advertising it as a 4k 60fps machine

LMAO
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>>741643256
true, the valve logo makes it go faster
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>>741643215
>/v/ was shitting on $450 S2 last year
aged like milk
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>>741643215
>reasonable
>can literally buy 2 consoles for the price of a steam machine
the cope today is unreal
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So are valve drones gonna compare handhelds to the machine now? Because the deck is underpowered garbage compared to the win 5 and so its the steam machine.
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Nintendo always wins in the end.
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>have a pc with a 5080 7800x3x 32gb ram

Why do i need this
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>>741643341
$450 and price increases sprinkled across accessories and games
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>>741638345
>$1049 BYOC
>Bring Your Own Controller

My sides!
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>>741643282
Just upscale the 360p into beautiful and clean 4k with AMDs revolutionary smearblur technology, adding a whole new layer of uncertainty and excitement to every frame.
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>>741643418
gabes fleet of yachts will run out of fuel
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>>741643282
They're talking about Half Life 2
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>>741642573
You're not the real Breakroom, and you can't post evidence that you actually are him.
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>>741643418
Post the valve logo on any of your PC parts?
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PLAYSTATION BROS WIN AGAIN
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>>741638603
>that's a bargain
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What the fuck is that price point? Have the AI oligarchic fucked the PC market that much.
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>>741643449
meh being a fan of starfox and splatoon I can just get those for 50 even physical thanks to walmart
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>>741638603
least deranged valve fan
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>>741638873
>>doesn't come with a controller
Is valve fucking serious?
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>>741638345
When I visited my brother last month he considered getting a Steam Machine since he's a casual who only plays city/life sim games and they started lagging for him. I wonder what his reaction will be once he sees those prices. He's way richer than I am but I'll shreak if he'll go through with it.
Steam's absolutely fucked here.

>CL46 16GB RAM
kekkerino
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>>741643282
Umm chud when you upscale a 240p image to 4k and it runs at 60fps it's a 4k 60fps system
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>>741643556
>rich
>sim shit
bro
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>>741643282
I have to see it run on full blast
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>512gb
>$1024
kek
your muslim cube is dead
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>>741643529
Well they wouldn't be able to buy up all the ram if the public wouldn't throw all their money at it because big number.
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>>741638345
Nu-Valve does not miss
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>>741643597
>muslim cube
KEK please tell me that one has been already made in a meme
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>>741643470
Wow for twice the money you get a slightly better PS5, aww man you'd have to be dumb to miss the gaming revolution! Based Valve!
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>>741638603
It isn't. You posting this made me viscerally disappointed in you as a human being for thinking this.
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>>741643529
Genuinely, yes. It's never going to return either. Once capitalists raise prices, they don't go back down.
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>>741638603
>Fuck me, for a grand that's a bargain.

For Valve
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>>741643639
>slightly better PS5
not even close see >>741643506
cube performans 1/3 of a normal ps5
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>>741641820
Eye tracking so you can make sure your eyes show that you're ogling some tits in VRChat
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KWAB
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We're witnessing the death of both Valve and Sony and I couldn't be happier to be alive to see it happen. Nintendo can't stop winning
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>>741638345
1080TI outperforms this machine
>b-but RT/upscaling
lol, lmao
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>>741643604
>>741643529
>>741643665
When will this shit end? When will greedy 1% have enough? When will this AI shit fucking end man
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>>741643597
more like a jewcube
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>1000
>no controller
>weaker then a ps5
>shows trannys in advertising and other woke slop

Kys
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>>741643710
Silky smooth 13fps 1080p
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>>741643553
YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE STEAM CONTROLLER YOU RETARD
VALVE CAN DO NO WRONG THEY NEVER MISS
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>>741643721
>saved gaming in 1986
>saving gaming in 2026

I feel at peace
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>>741643750
rainbow shell when!?
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>>741643195
ouch
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>>741643487
I am the sole owner, head writer, and lead performer of the Breakroom character. What "evidence" would even suffice a skeptical and unwilling incel? The world, as it stands, will never know.
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The PC Master Race is extremely happy with this. They think it’s a “great value” and totally eliminates all consoles.
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why are people mad about this? Is it nerds who buy the latest GTX whatever?
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>>741643721
Nintendo also priced out their primary demographic and lost the kids to Roblox. The industry is fucked. Video games are going to be played on phones and tablets in the future.
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Of course digital foundry's review has to be the guy who doesn't have a toothbrush and talks like a 6 year old.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-x404P3g1M

NEW VIDEO
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>>741639513
Bought the deck, not buying this, try again.
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If you side with any company besides Nintendo, you're a drooling idiot that deserves punishment like this.
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>>741638345
>$1049
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>>741642793
Too far to be worth the bother. I *could* cast to it instead but I would rather just have a little dedicated emulator box that can emulate up to maybe switch games, run TF2 or Rogue Core or whatever, and anything heavier can just be an office game.

It's a convenience thing.
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>>741643581
I always saw him play Rollercoaster Tycoon and The Sims when I was younger. I'd watch him play and fuck around with our family members as characters.
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>>741643904
>besides Nintendo
>pay online sub to play
>pay for old snes games again and again each console generation
fuck nintendo
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Now all I need is someone to sneak onto one of gabes yatchs and leave a massive turd on the deck with a $1000 price tag for my day to be complete
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ween on the 'chine
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lol, based gabe! steam are real ones guys.
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>>741643931
>I'd watch him play and fuck around with our family members as characters.
uhhh i would keep an eye on him if i were you
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>>741643847
Nah, kids grow up and move to actual games.
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>$1049
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i believe they wanted it to be 799 or 899 but never saw the RAM issue when they started this
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>>741643959
You need to buy and run Windows to play online with this shit
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>>741638345
1000+ dollars, No controller, All to mod games you didn't even want in the first place
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>>741644007
I still haven't moved on from tetris and pacman.
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>>741642809
>>741642809
>>741642809
NEW
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>>741644045
???
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>>741643959
>the Steamsnoy cries out in pain as it strikes you
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>>741643847
Because parents are fucking retarded nowadays.
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>>741644002
He's doing fine, just lives on the other side of the country and rarely interacts these days since we don't have that much in common anymore.
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>>741644071
I'm sending this post to the FBI right now, say your prayers Jamal
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>>741643959
Oh come on. With ninendo its literally 5.5 pennies a day
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>>741643847
>Apple fucks over everything
>Nintendos fault somehow
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>>741643449
oh right you dont need to buy any accessories for the cube i forgot
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>>741643847
Switch 2 Lite in time for Pokemon WiWa ;^)
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>>741643959
>>pay online sub to play

With friend share it's barely 5 a YEAR. ALMOST FUCKING FREE and I can play most of NES and SNES kino
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>>741638453
WAOW I CAN PLAY THIS WITH MY POLYCULE!!!111
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>>741644071
Ant-cheat doesn't work on linux.
Nor do entire games sometimes.
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>>741644281
>friend share
at least you're self aware of abusing the system
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>>741644281
>With friend share
Literal nigger behavior, why not just pirate them at that point?
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>>741638603
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>>741641073
>t. muhamad
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>>741644375
>>741644424
>Abuse
>It's literally one of the options
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>>741638712
Yeah I don't get how an extra 1.5tb makes it an extra $400 bucks.

Also 8GB of Vram? I MIGHT have been interested if it was 12, but 8 is too low. I'll stick with my 2060 a few more years I guess.
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>>741644490
not seeing it
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>>741638345
Oh no.
>Sent from my 9800X3D/RTX 5080/32 GB RAM build.
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I don't regret buying the deck
I know I won't regret buying the machine
Stay mad
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I don't see the reasoning behind people telling me to get a PS5 or Switch 2 instead, like, why would I need a closed system?
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>>741642861
The system on the right can support the new publicly available SteamOS desktop Valve is releasing alongside the Steam Machine too, since it has no NVidia inside. So you get all the perks of a Steam Machine with none of the negatives (performance). Honestly that's a decent buy. The 9070XT is baller if you're playing at 1440p or below and don't care about raytracing.
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>>741643728
It'll end when the (((1%))) are dead and burning in the deepest pit of hell
but so will virtually all the modern comforts of society for at least a decade, because to excise such a cancer will destroy civilization as you know it
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>>741644550
You're welcome
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>>741644740
must be the regional dialect of faggots
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>>741644321
>natively
Most games technically run non-natively since proton/wine isn't native.
>Anti-cheat doesn't work on linux.
It depends on the game, most games I have that have anticheat work with no problem, usually the games with the most aggressive anticheat are also the games I like the least.
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Damn. Glad I bought a Switch 2.
I think the UI and overall usability seems pretty great but fuck is it way too expensive.
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>>741644627
fanboyism and trying to justify their own bad purchases
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>>741644973
x86 will always be x86. nothing more native than that.
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>>741643721
>death of valve
what? this isn't even their first home console release, they do shit for the fuck of it and if it fails they just try again. genuinely what is this delusion.
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>>741644424
NSO comes with easy online multiplayer and is just really convient
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Honestly i wanted it as a replacement for my current pc
700$ i tought is a bit much, 750$ would be my limit,

BUT 1100$ ARE THEY ATLEAST DELIVIRING IT WITH SOME LUBE BEFORE I GET RAPED?
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>>741644740
Don't spoon feed that. The more idiots learn to abuse the system the less time the system will allow itself to be abused.
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>>741640836
>The few games PS5 has at least run decently
>games
lol
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>1050+ usd
Kek isn't it's cheaper to buy a craptop at that point?
You will have better performance with low range shitvidia mobile gpus
You can put it near tv and connect it with hdmi too lol
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valve think they apple with these margins Lmao
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>>741645056
Tendies are very, very desperate for some sort of win in some consolewar only they seem to engage in, quite a stupid lot.
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>>741644973
I get your point but in this context "native" just means working out the box
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>>741645105
>Kek isn't it's cheaper to buy a craptop at that point?
no it genuinely isn't thats how fucked everything is right now, people are memeing about the price now but when the ps6 rolls around and it's 1000+ dollars because sam altman is the anti christ, no one is going to be happy
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>>741643396
>Sonic bad
>Zelda paid upgrade good
Kill yourself.
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>>741641801
2x8 is objectively miles better if you know anything about DDR5 performance & stability
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>>741645378
>if you ever upgrade it yourself.
aka ending up with a set you have no use for aside from maybe flipping.
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>>741645059
>NSO comes with easy online multiplayer
No one plays S/NES shit online nowadays

>and is just really convient
Hard disagree. There's nothing more inconvenient than wanting to play an old game and realizing that it's not available in your shitty drip fed subscription. As for me, I downloaded full romhacks for all of the main older systems over a decade so I can play anything whenever I want. Just last week I booted FF5 GBA so I could join this years 4 job fiesta event, did it within seconds.
Is that game even available on the tendie subscription? Let me just waste my fucking time like a goddamn retard checking it out it isn't Oh wow so fucking convenient

retard
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>>741645198
That is not what native means, on ProtonDB "native" means it runs a binary compiled natively for Linux. If it has a SteamOS entry in the Steam system requirements then it's a native game. The other ranks are for compatibility levels with proton. Gold or Platinum are "works out of the box".
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>>741644094
>nowadays
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>>741645330
>>Sonic bad

indeed so
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>>741645456
anon you're not going to upgrade it yourself any time soon be real, have you seen the current price of RAM? especially DDR5 (why the fuck did they choose DDR5??)
Even if you did upgrade yourself later, you'd have to get a matching pair for proper stability else EXPO may not work correctly, nobody is going to do that. So yes 2x8 is objectively miles better than 1x16 in this instance. We aren't using DDR3 anymore gramps.
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>>741638345
>$1049
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>>741645267
I literally opened Walmart rn and starting price range for gayming craptops is 750+ usd
Yr full o shit gaybboy
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>>741645626
I said 2x8 was worse IF IN THAT SPECIFIC SCENARIO
>didn't happen
but it can. end of story.
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>>741643847
Parents are retarded and apple is taking advantage of that
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>>741639375
>intel
>no gpu
I'll pass
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>>741645703
and what are their specs you fucking retard
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>>741638345
who else buying one just to update it every 3 months and run game patches? I LOVE MY GABECUBE
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>>741638345
come on gabe, you can blame AIniggers all you want but you're still the KWABOTY lmao
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>>741645728
You should never run DDR5 in single channel. The days of "I'll just add the other stick later" is DDR3 mentality. You lose SIGNIFICANT performance when running single channel and for what? so you *might* upgrade it later? You won't even know what 16gb RAM stick Valve used in the system so GL sourcing it yourself.
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AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>2TB $1600 WITH TAX

YOU CAN LITERALLY BUY A TOP OF THE LINE GAMING PC WITH A 9800X3D AND A 9070XT PREBUILT FOR $1800 ON NEW EGG LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO THERE WAS A DEAL LMAOOOOO
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>>741645742
Same as gaybox roughly
16 gb ram, 3050 or 4050 mobile shitvideya
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>>741645853
k
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>>741645924
Fucking this
"Machine will be a competitively priced prebuilt" my fucking ass.
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>>741642458
Wood craving.
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>>741646327
LMAOOO



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