THE FIRST REVIEWS ARE OUT. THE GAMERS KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN
ACKKKKKK
>>741643848>wonderful designHOLY paid off.
>>741643902GABENNNNNN VALVE NINJAS@FBISUE THESE PEOPLE NOWTHEY ARE BESMIRCHING OUR GOOD NAME
>>741643902lmaosounds exactly like what everyone said about Macs back then
>>741644161Not even 30fps at 1440p. Literally a waste of money at this rate. The type of person that this would have been for is just better off getting a ps5 pro
>>741644398Nah get a switch 2 and keep it docked.
>>741643848the last point basically kills any incentive anyone has for the gabecube aside from collectors. It basically has no audience much the like first steam machine, they want to profit from the sale of a console when most consoles are sold at a loss.Pretty sure I saw around here some rumors about valve talking with influencers and reviewers and every single one of them said the price was a big problem, especially because it is not that much bang for your buck.
you're like 90 minutes late, faggotnobody cares what you have to say
>>741644398>>741644525basically this.
>>741644161aren't those worse numbers than the steam handheld?
>Meme MachinePC gayming was a mistake, I’ll put the cash saved from this shit towards a new XBOX
>>741644615STOPATTACKINGVALVE!!!!
>>741643848AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>what if we made a PC consolewhy do people keep falling for this memethe whole point of a PC is modularity and incremental upgrades
>>741643848>a wonderful designit's literally a black box
>>741643848The 'eck justifies its existence, but this is Ouya-tier dogshit.
>>741644789Buttery smoothVery cinematicThis gives me a lot of nostalgia for the ps3.
>>741643848but it's got a LED ya'll
The sad thing is they could charge $2000 and still fill the order books with enough pcbros
>>741644161>atomMan g7A fucking router is faster than steambox! lmao
Linus was disappointed with the price.
>>741645053twice as fast even lmao
>>741643848Gaben is retarded if he approved to release it at that price
>>741644997Lol they wouldn’t be making money off that. The entire point of this stuff is to attract non-PC gamers into the valve ecosystem so they buy software. The only people who will get this are diehard Gabe cultists who will sell it on eBay after a week
>>741645053>>741645127How is this possible?
>>741645235Atom macines, son.
>>741644161Silky smooth 16 fps>70 million dollar house btw
>>741644161Beaten by an Intel card? By more than 50%? What? Or does it just suffer from an extreme CPU bottleneck?
>>741644161So for more than half the price I can get a switch 2 that comes with controllers and all the accessories needed to play it and I can get new games to run on it like RE9. Yeah I’m thinking Nintendo won
I dunno about the US but on EU amazon you can buy prebuilts that are much stronger at that price point so not even normalfags win hereThis is literally for no one
>>741645146Gaben lives on a giant fleet of megayachts where he definitely DOESN'T do any weird stuff in international waters away from the rule of law and age of consent laws. He doesn't know shit about the Steam Machine price
I don't appreciate the antisemitic dog whistle in the OP
>>741644161How is it performing worse than when they did the original reveal to people like Linus? He claimed that it maintained 60fps on punk until they put RT on, at which point it started to drop frames. This is way worse than dropping a few frames.
People would unironically buy something this expensive just because they know someone from India isn’t. I’ve already seen a dozen posts about “LOL JEETS BTFO” on here. Valve should raise the price even more.
>>741643848>this PC that requires a monitor to use just HAD to be portable because... uh...
>>741643848Wait so THIS is the best that the so called "pc master race" can come up with?? Ay dios mio...
>>741643902>its outrageously expensive and for that extreme price, its underpowered>but it does have cute little face plates you can put on it :) and it (sorta) works with its designated OS>somehow these points take up equal spaceReviewers are so fucking stupid
>>741645708Apple has done irreversible damage to consumers
>>741644161>>741644789
>>741644161>>741645235>gaytracing on RDNA 3>1440p>(no such thing exists stupid niggers. It's called WQHD or 2560x1440)at least use realistic 1080p benchmarks without gaytracing.steam machine is an outdated low end GPU but it's not that much slower than a mobile 4060, which should be about the equivalent from the same year.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>741644161but switch 2 is underpowered shit am i right fellas?
>>741645852Uh oh, steamy melty.
>the year of the linux desktop
>>741644789"it runs perfectly on my Steamdeck!"
>>741645986if LTT hates it it must be good
>>741645852>paying $1050 (controllers, keyboard, etc not included) to get 30 fps at 1080p medium settings and no RT
>>741644161>b-bb-but muh steamos >b-bb-bbbbut muh steam controllerI wonder how valvebots are gonna try and spin this one.
>>741644161Poorfag hereis raytracing actually good?Never played a single game with it but I am still gaming on my LaptopI prefer to play on potato mode so my hardware survives longer.
>>741644161lmao what are you even supposed to play on this $1050 (controller not included) system? Mina the Hollower and Deltarune?
>>741644161why no test at 1080p?
>>741646335it's a meme
>>741644161LOL
>>741646447How much is performance affected by it?>>741644161As in, how much of an FPS difference would be expected in this exampleas far as I am aware Cyberpunk runs on the Deck
>>741644161>RT mediumJoke benchmark for joker posters
>>741646405>1080pThis ain't 2005 anymore gramps
>>741643848>>741644161why is it so much closer on metro exodus?
>>741643848>$1049+tip for a 512GB box that has no controller and no GTA6>this was supposed to corner the consolefag marketGabe needs to retire
>>741646393every single console game that ever existed and pc games up to 2021
>>741646613>No GTA6yeah for like 3 months
>>741643848>>741644161HOLD THE PHONEThere is no way this piece of shit plays RE9 better than the Shitch 2LMFAO
>>741646405because TVs are not 1080p now. I've had 4K TVs since 2019. And deck is made for the living room. But I'm pretty sure it cannot handle 4K.
>>741646672>yeah for like 3 monthsanon? gta6 won't come out on pc until like 2028
>>741643848That'll be 1050$ plus tax sir, and if you want the controller you're going to have to go fuck yourself
everyone is also forgetting this isn't even a functional PC, it's running SteamOS a closed source Linux distro that sucks for any kind of work
>>741644161Now let's see 1080p, medium settings, gay tracing off.
>>741644789LEAVE VALVE ALONE!
Bros. How the FUCK is Gabe going to recover from this? He's finished this time for sure! Oh who am I kidding, retards will buy this trash anyway.
>>741644161This thing was supposed to cost 400 dollars how the fuck is it over 1k.
Pcbros on suicidewatch kek
>>741646738I see... I don't really play Rockstar shit that ain't Bully so I don't knowIf you really are that desperate for it just get a series s or something bro.
>>741646946I'm not that anon and I don't really care about gta6the only reason I played gta5 was because epic gave it for freeI'm also not buying the steam machine either since my 3070 laptop still works fine for me
>>741646393Just shut up and play every new friendslop streamerbait between csgo queues.
>I don't care what all of those incel faggots have to say>I have my billions and live in a megayacht full of philippina teenage girls I can fuck all day>Who cares about the gay little cube? I'm still going to grab your wallets by the balls in the next steam sale
>>741646602>cant even get 60 FPS on a 7 year old game that is known for being well optimized >raytracing turned offThis is REALLY bad
>>741646602>>741646602It's the engine. Wukong uses Unreal 5, which is garbage. Cyberpunk has a bloated mess of an engine. Metro has a custom engine.
>>741644672it's running at medium with RT.deck is low.
>>741646405Because it would destroy the perspective that Steam Machine is perfect for 1080 60fps. Most people here are not even playing at 4k yet brag about it.
>>741646602>>741645053>>741644161Hmm yup, that's it. I will buy myself a nice and comfy AtomMan instead.
>>741644525Switch 2 can't do Cyberpunk DLC at 1400p 30 FPS
>>741647030Yeah the machine itself doesn't look appealing to me.Will probably just get the Companion Cube controller and thats it.If they sell it standalone.
>>7416471431080p was the standard in like 2012 dude. It’s 2026, an expensive PC is supposed to be better than this
>>741646602imagine losing to something using an intel ARC
>>741646805>2026>1080p on a consoleEven the switch 2 is targeting way beyond that because TVs are massive.
>>741646946The point of the steam machine is to attract consolefags because the steam machine was always going to be a hard sell if you have a PC. It was supposed to be baby’s first PC. But even then it’s dogshit even by pre-built standards
>>741646613>No GTASorry nigger, but I'm not getting 6 after V proved that Rockstar is dead. GTA2? Yeah I'll be playing that on day one of Steam Machine.
>>741643848>>741644161Pack it up Gayben, you can't into hardware
>>741647229HOLY reddit. Imagine all the upvotes you can get when posing this with your wife and her boyfriend.
>>741643848Still gonna sell out the moment it releases in all its versionsAnd Gaben will keep buying tachts
It will be sold out within the first five minutes
>>741643902>SteamOS integration (mostly)what
>>741647239It's 2026 and people are still buying 480p DVDs. Sorry, bud, but 1080p IS the standard. 4k is not, it never has been. Otherwise we wouldn't still get Blu-ray. Otherwise the standard streaming service wouldn't be 1080p HD. Otherwise Steam Hardware charts wouldnt say that 80% of users are suing 1080p like God intended. 1440p/4k fags are a minority.
>>741643848Over 1 0 0 0(ONE THOUSAND) Freedombux for 512 GB storageIs this an out of season's april fool's joke?
>>741647524>>741647531Yeah cuz they put 5 units for sale kek
>>741647239>$1000>expensive
>>741644161I doesn't matter, Daddy Gaben wants another yacht and he will have it
>>741647294>Because TVs are massive>Yet the Switch has a tiny screen compared to a TV>Yet the Switch has a 1080p screen>The previous one was 720pYou guys simply don't understand that 4k comes at a MASSIVE performance drop. That's 4 times the performance drop from 1080p and you guys on PS5 and Switch 2 are not even playing in native 4k.>t. Steam Deck + Switch 2 owner on a MASSIVE 120" screen
>costs more than a ps5 pro>performs worse than a ps5valvbros...
>>741644161>RTyou surely play games bro
>>741648385Are you going to do the needful and give Gaben $1050 for this and then sell it on eBay for $600 just like the valvies did for the ‘eck? Cuz lmao
>>741647564>It's 2026 and people are still buying 480p DVDswhat fucking third world shithole are you living in?
>>741647946b-but we can play femboy rape simulator on it...
>>741644536It's for the contingent of tech-hobbyist-but-still-illiterate Japs and Koreans who don't buy "no-name" tech products. It's the PC gaming equivalent of a Google Pixel.
>>741647442>Portal>RedditPortal predates the world as you know it.
>>741648570>He doesn't know
>>741648967Lol portal was a peak early 2010’s Reddit game. LE CAKE IS A LIE!!!! And all that
>>741648998DVDchads keep winning
>>741648998The only white people who buy DVDs are autists looking for a physical movie collection. I think Japan is the only first world country where a significant amount of people buy it still
Is he wrong? Is a cube not the optimal design for your tech?
>>741646335It looks nice-ish but is TERRIBLE for performance. The kind of thing for people who get the 2500+ gaming rigs.
>>741648998He wasn't asking about market share of disc formats, he was asking about DVD units period.
>>741649265no, a sphere is where is at
How cheap was it meant to be without all the jew shit happening?
>>741650518probably 800lowest I am willing to think is 750999 for 2tb with controller
why are PCgamer so retarded
>>741650682 Don’t get why they keep factoring in pricing into the review score. It’s a fantastic little machine that does a great job at what it’s supposed to do, why do they have to lower the score as if poorfags and brown third worlders matter
>>741650889Because retards will look at a price higher than a PS5 Pro and buy that instead.Despite no games and subscriptions for online
>>741650995and being more powerful.steam machine cant even run minecraft in 30 fps
At this rate, I think I'm better off buying a dock for my Steam Deck
>>741650518$1048
>>741644883That's automatically better than whatever the fuck the PS5 is.
>>741651151>Use vibrant visuals>The PS5 pro can't eitherlmaothat will be 950 bucks + monthly internet access please
>was supposed to bridge the gap between console gamers and PC>costs as much as a prebuilt desktop with half the performance I’m a certified Gabedrone with both models of Steam Deck and even I couldn’t tell you who the target audience for this thing is.
>>741643902I would say theyre FREAKKKIN' BASED but I know theyre saying it out of spite
>>741644789But they said 60 fps at 4k resolution..
>>741651356In theory, the target audience is console gamersIn reality, the target audience is people like you
>>741644161It is for the retards, who can't do the PC DIY
>>741650518550$
>>741651484you need FSR for that. Like PS5 does.
what a shame, i was really hoping for it to be good just so playstation, xbox and nintendo would be forced to cater more to their playerbasetotal investor death in 2 weeks it seems
>>741648998yes i know you buy dvds in your shithole buddy, why dont you grab stats for new discs sold in first world countries
Why not just make something like Google TV/Apple TV or Amazon Fire Stick to allow for streaming from PC to the TV seamlessly?Consolefags and normies arent gonna buy this shit, and non-Steamie PC gamers wont cuz we already have a computer that is usually just better.This is literally only for Steamie shills.
>>741643848>>741643902>>741644161>>741644789You're laughing. Steamjeets are losing izzat and you're laughing.
>>741644789Poorfag here>Ultra highand if you turn lower the unnecessary stuff like highly detailed shadows and ambient occlusion?How much of a boost would it get?
>>741651714im crying bros pleas hug me
>>741651668Steam cultists will buy it with all the accessories and max storage and then sell it for 25% off on eBay just like they did with the ‘eckIt’s a small price to pay for all that valve has done for gaming in their minds
>>741651809I liked the deck, its a nice mobile handheld console I can take wherever with me. The Steam Machine truly makes no sense to me.
>>741646335Depends on the game. Half of the time it's either barely better or actually worse. Cyberpunk and Control have this funny little feature with reflective surfaces that aren't completely opaque where there's this fucked up dithered-looking ghosting across the entire surface. Because of that, I basically ignore all RT features.
>>741650518999 for 2tb with controller probably
>>741646335you are basically shooting hundreds of thousands of virtual bullets at every pixel on screen for every frame and blending their result together into a blurry mess just because artists don't wanna bake cubemaps and lighting onto their 99% stationary levels anymore
>>741651342>gets free games each month for itgood deal. unlike PC, PS5 actually gets good games while PC only gets indie shit kekw
>>741644161wow Steam machine is pathetic
>>741652217>stop paying subscriptionyou lose these free gamesNot so free it seems...
>>741652401It is normal for snoyggers not owning anything per Sony.
>$1000 is a lot of moneyare you poor???
>>741652586Yes? What are you doing here if you're not poor?
>>741652618One has to stay humble by surrounding himself by hobos
>>741643902>Regular gaming pcs make much more sensethen what's the fucking point kek, buying Gabe another yacht?
>>741644161Why do (niggers) keep using the most unoptimized game of the decade as a benchmark for hardware performance?
>>741652586>moneyed kike degenerating with vidyaway to larp, nigger
>>741652526They only did this AFTER xbox had gotten backlash. They wouldn have done the same had the roles been reversed. You're being grifted.
>>741643848>Digital Foundry>Tests at matched settings between Steam Machine and PS5 show that the Valve hardware can fall a little short Less powerful than a fucking BASE PS5. It's over
>>741652678Look, you gotta go. You're not welcome here if you're not poor.
>>741643902I expected this
>>741652793copium
>>741652586It is a lot of money for what basically amounts to an ouya-touya
>>741643902cons:>the price>the price>im retarded>the pricestellar journalism
>>741652526Fake.>>741652851Doesn't exist.
>>741652796Depending on some games... Those games on Steam machine run better than PS5 and vice versa see >>741651524
>>741652998On the flipside, your PS5 games retain value after purchasing unlike on Steam.
>>741651524Normal prebuilts with actual graphics cards are a way better deal than the cube
>>741652878An ouya but with an already vast game librarynot so grim. but bad nonetheless
>>741652912pros:>its so cute :3>you can make it pretty :3>Steam library access>its so cute AND quiet :3Couldve talked about the hardware more too at leastThat said its a piece of shit either way
>>741653021Yeah if you are willing to shell out the shekels
>muh playstation console warWhat a fucking embarrassing attempt to deflect from this disaster. Have some self respect.
>>741653146Used games are cheap if you play your cards right, and even then if you're a digital cuck PS5 sales are better than steam sales.
>>741652941>t. seething snoygger>>741653021lel
>>741653169Don't get me wrong its badBut you dont NEED to buy this shit to play PC gamesYou do NEED to buy the ps5 to play the 4 exclusives it has, however>>741653201>PS5 sales are better than Steam sales(you)
>>741653259Stops nobody. Impotent.>>741653283>he doesn't knowImpotent.
>>741653026I agree. Steammachine is for the retards, who can't do DIY. I have a rig that is more powerful PS6 anyway.
>>741647185it actually runs quite fine now, all things considered, the xbox version ended up being the superior one tho, when it comes to physical
>>741653146yeah, but those want PRO so they buy the detached disc player, but they will NEVER own. :^)
>>741653348Do not presume
>>741653457Speak for yourself.
>>741653453holy fuck
>>741653060>not so grimThat's exactly what ouyafags said when they were i the early stages of cope,want a reminder and a possible window into your own future on how that ended for them?
The Steam Machine is a good deal. You might think it’s overpriced. You might think it’s weak. You might even think it’s a scam. But you have to ask yourself: are you being disloyal to Gaben? The steam machine is a good deal.
Why did Gabe betray us....
>>741653283>buy the ps5 to play the 4 exclusives it has,>wokeslops lmao i agree.
>>741647239Fuck you. 1440p is a small upgrade thats rarely worth it vs performance and 4k fuck cant even tell that shit from 1440p anyfucking way unless youre 2 feet from an 80inch screen.1080p is still supreme and unless some massive hardware paradigm shift happens will continue to be
Where the fuck was Half Life 3?
>>741653721lol>>741653654>facebook memes
>>741647239nope industry is going back to 1080p
>>741653610The Steam Machine is not for me. I would have a hard time recommending it to most people. However, I would recommend it to people who are completely clueless and want an easy way to enter the PC gaming world. Aka it is for the retards.
>muh console wars/v/ is so homosexual
>>741653569You're comparing literal mobile games to the entire PC library brother
>>741645305The laptop tier card in the Steam Machine shits itself if you turn RT of any kind on. I'm sure the 8GB of VRAM doesn't help it one bit.
>>741644161KEKYPOW
>>741643848this shit will burst into flames
>>741653569Yeah, poor ouyafags, but I think steammachine will turn out better than that. It’ll be much less grim, though not exactly rosy.
>>741651524What causes native Linux programs to perform so badly compared to their Windows counterparts?
>>741646602Why is the RTX 5060 performing slightly worse then the RTX 4060??
>>741648927I guess but is it worth trouble of developing and launching the product though?
>>741654153my guess is in the conversion process, linux apps are using outdated or weaker calls and optimization, but the proton layer is simply more refined, better optimized, and directly translates the windows render calls so it somehow is ending up more efficient as a result of less fucked up fuss.
>>741654274With these craptops it can be anything. It can be a CPU bottleneck on one or the other. It can be due to power limitations. It can be due to different thermal designs causing one or the other to throttle.
>>741654153they use shitass outdated opengl versions
>$1400 for 3060 plus controllerIm not feeling it bros
>>741653963Not enough testing, no one uses it so it fails in real world applications
>>741652586>spending $1000 just to settle for mediocrity
>>741653453>preservation issue for console with zero (0) gamesuh...
>>741654024Kekpowkwablgbtq
>>741654760topkek
>>741654760This. PS5 emulation will probably take decades to be decent due to the lack of interest, but by the time the servers go offline Astro Bot will be fully playable. And nothing else because who the fuck cares.
>>741643902Enjoy your $1000 paper weight, steamies
>>741655001I already have a PC doe
>>741652586>>$1000 is a lot of money>are you poor???the value of the gabecube does not match the price of the gabecube
>>741643848I don't care how much it costs. I don't care about the specs. I don't care. Valve has NEVER done me wrong, so I will buy. I'm sure the machine will be just fine, and everyone panicking is expecting pre-covid pre-AI hardware prices.
>>741655090Blame AI companies. Blame the smaller form factor and the extra costs involved. Blame the fact that Valve isn’t an established hardware manufacturer like Nintendo or Sony. But ultimately Valve isn’t the one at fault here
>>741654570Same. I was thinking of getting it as a collectible, but not at that price point. I will probably buy their new VR headset though, since it adds functionality over the one I already have.
>>741655110Yeah, I really like Valve, but the Steam Machine isn’t for me. I had a Steam Deck too. Great device, by the way. I gave it to my nephew because he wanted it so badly, and he still uses it to this day. I already have a rig that’s more powerful than the PS6, so I’m happy with what I have.I might be tempted to pick up a Steam Frame as my first VR headset.
>>741655403>Steam Frame as my first VR headsetI genuinely implore you to look into getting something cheap to test if the experience is for you. I bought a 100€ PSVR1 and very quickly realized that the library is small, the games are gimmicky and very commonly I just wouldn't bother going through the hassle of setting it up even if it was just plug it in, headset on. That influenced my decision to get a 300€ PSVR2 instead for PC, the amount of games and hours I put into it just doesn't justify a 1000€ purchase.
>>741652586It is for what you're getting. If you are poor then $1000 is a lot of money. If you are not poor, then why the fuck aren't you rocking a $2000 PC already? It's just a useless piece of shit that appeals to no oneHonestly, this only affects consolepigs since they're now permanently locked out from PC gaming or even having a PC in general. I have no idea why they're acting like they've won or something
Can you upgrade this?They made the controller fully reparaible and can even 3d print suff for itSo I was hoping this was a pc-like in that regard, they could just release custom parts fpr the long run game, excusing the cost, at least a little
>>741655926obviously not, a mini pc like that requires soldering everything downexcept for storage and ram that is
>>741645986>yfw you see the performance
>>741655926You can replace the RAM and the SSD, but that's for the general gist without actually doing a teardown for personal modding.
>>741656126Why did he get braces anyway? Weren't his teeth already straight? I don't recall them ever being crooked.
>>741644161>hey let's try to run a game on an underpowered machine at 1440p with RTX on>wtf? only 16 FPS? that can't be, this underpowered machine sucks
>>741656209>>741656071oh that sucks
>>741655926>Can you upgrade this?Yes, only SSD and RamUnless you know how to solder, then you can do it. You can replace the CPU or memory through soldering or by using higher-binned components. Many normies can't do this.
>>741644161why are these pcs getting sub 30 fps at 1440p MEDIUM SETTINGS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>741656428>rt
>>741656276Brother it came out during COVID
>>741656241Idk, he's' a huge faggot and the braces, hat and earrings just scream "how do you do, fellow kid?".
>>741656512Sister do you really think that games that came out on covid run at infinite FPS with all settings jacked to the maxIn fact I think the biggest reason why the Steam machine will fail is that PCfags think they need to run everything on max settings all the time
>>741643902>Pros>runs quietly>Cons>doesn't run very good
>I lost because I have no reason to downgrade my PC to a steam machineok?consolefags are fucking desperate to have some autism wars
>>741646335Looks great on the right game with good hardwarePath tracing in RE9 looks amazing
You reap what you sow, gabencunt.
>>741657113he is not wrong, people with a brain dont hate AI because of silly pics or videos or being used as a tool, hey hate it because it's going way to fast for any legal pro consumer regulation to happen, and because we all know the government wants to basically enslave this generation with it
>>741643848People are going to have to get used to these prices because they're not coming down any time soon.The investors demand profits.
>>741657474i hate AI because i don't want a third worlder with chatgpt to replace me.
>>741657931Unfortunately all your shitposts will be lost like feces in the ganges
Okama Gamebox is finally out lmao.
>>741652690as if you're getting a steam machine tier pc at $1500 today, lol. I hate steam and steamies for goying out for the 30% but this journo is just like the rest of them
>>741644161Trying to play anything at 1440p on the Gabecube is a retarded waste of time. That's not what it's for.
>>7416583591080p 60 fps was the standard in like 2011. Fast forward 15 years, you need to spend $1050 for that experience. What a joke.
>>741658456most people are still on 1080p, retard-kun
>>741657113why do boomers think AI is a skill to learn? you just type a prompt in a text box. or are they expecting people to know how to make their own AI?
We're still buying it anyway
>>741658814billionaires want us to be reliant on AI to do anything. it's not hard to understand.
>>741643848Gaben is finished
If the prices werent what they are and if they didn't promote it as a 4K(upscaled) machine, then it'd be a good product, cause this little thing can do CP2077 at 1080p ultra just fine and reach 90fps with 1% lows in the low 70s
>>741658971Are those steambots defending this glorified miniPC with HDMI port in the room with us right now?I bought the steam controller and will buy the steam frame day 1, so I am one of those steamie cultists according to you faggots, but I ain't defending that piece of shit cube since I already own a high end PC.That garbage was made for you consolefaggots since you're too retarded to build a PC of your own. I'm sorry that you got priced out from ever being able to build a PC.
>>741658359>That's not what it's for.Then why are they advertising 4k on its own store page?
>>741659551>with fsrit does 4k the same way consoles do 4ki don't see them telling you to turn raytracing on?
>>741659685I see them telling me it does 4k.
>>741659551You can play games at 4K 60fps on it, the issue is that you're forced to play literal 2d pixel indie gamesIt's kinda like how shitendo advertised the switch 2 as a 4K 120fps machine even though it only runs that well on the home screen
>>741659743yes, with fsr, the same way consoles do 4k, by upscalingcan you read?
>>741643848I've seen a few reviews and they're all like "yeah the Steam Machine is kinda shit with games but man it is so quiet and is so small wow it's amazing! Such a good machine! This is true revolutionary!" It's like either there's a bias at play or the reviewers are being given cash for not completely shitting on it.
>>741651319Not setting the bar very high there.
>>741659791Not sure what your point is. That anon said it's not for 1440p gaming when the store page says it's for 4k.
>>741651319ps5 is literally a black box too, but with fins on it (for peak performance).
>>741659896yes, with fsr so not native 4k, so just like consoles that also claim 4kwhy are you struggling with this concept?
>>741643848>>741643902I guess you could call it... an Epic win
>>741660218No one said native?
>>741650518Probably $700ish
>>741660351you did, retard, by talking about 4k over and overthey're not claiming native 4k, they explicitly mention fsr
>>741660134I hyped it up because its success could make troonix finally worth migrating to. Sadly, now that it's confirmed to crash and burn, I have no reason to give a single shit about it anymoreI'm staying on W11, wake me up once the gabe cube 2 gets announced and the AI overlords die
I don't think Valve will make much headway with their "Steam as a console" thing no matter what they do or how it was priced. PCfags will just get a second PC or run a cable to their TVNormalfags won't ever know it exists or would buy an overpriced gaming laptop before they even think of searching for something like this
>>741646405THIS IS MY LAST COPE
>>741660403Oh got it, you're gonna just pretend I said things now. Good talk anon.
>>741652586I'd pay 1k to fuck peak Uehara
>>741660440linux isn't hardware-locked you stupid faggot, and SteamOS is just arch + kde plasma which makes it a worse, underbaked version of CachyOS, shit doesn't even support nvidia
>>741660558So? Troonix can't evolve if no one uses troonix. The gabe cube would force retards into using it.
>>741660830the steam machine doesn't force anything you doubly stupid faggot
>>741660892Yes it does. Consolenigs (the main target audience) wouldn't know how to change OS in that turd, so in a way it's forced.
>>741660892Anon you don't need to act retarded to make a point. You know exactly what that anon means.
>>741661010there's no point being made, both of you are retarded faggots that don't understand what SteamOS even is and how it compares to other distros
>>741643848I cannot think of a product that would sink like a stone maybe immediately other than the Ouya, what a shame
>>741643848I hate AI faggots so goddamn much.
>>741661092>Steamie is having such a meltdown, the rage has made him illiterate
>>741658359Thanks for calling valve retarded >>741659551
>>741650518800usd. Which is still a bad deal given the specs
>>741645453>How is it performing worse than when they did the original reveal to people like Linus?This may surprise you, but Linus like almost all monetized youtubers is a literal paid shill who makes his money off of sponsorships.
Literally every valve product was a failure this is no exception
>>741661572the controller absolutely rapes all first party offeringsthe deck is objectively better at being a handheld than anything nintendo ever made
>>741646654>buy new computer>cant play new games on itSounds great.
>>741661663If its anything like the original steam controller.... lmfao
>>741643848Yeah, you can buy a good PC at a 1000.
>>741661827it's ahead of every single cucksole controller in tech and it has god tier software
>>741661937lol, LMAO
>>741661973consider saying something instead of making posts that just serve as downvotes, this isn't reddit
>>741661937the ps5 dual edge and the switch 2 pro controller are the best controllers ever made you faggot nigger
>>741662272>no hall effectyeah no, failed at the very first hurdle
>>741658359Sounds like a terrible deal then. I bought a prebuilt to game at 1440p 2 years ago and it was around $1k
>feels underpowered for the cashrelative to what at those price points? just curious cause if I could build something better, I'd like to
>>741643848LAUGH AT TROONIX MACHINE
>>741643848
>>741650518It doesn’t really matter because then everything else would be cheaper too and it would still be a bad deal
>>741646868I seen people saying it not gave fault, meanwhile nintendo rised the price of the seitch 2 with a 4.month notice and all of twitter want to drop a 3rd nuke
The only thing this console has an advantage is form factor.... at best, but even then you could not justify the price point, you just cant. I've seen prebuilt pc's with a 5060ti 12gb and 32 gb of dd5 ram that are slightly 100-150 dollars more than the 2tb steam machine sku, and yea the 5060ti is a older card but it still smokes the steam machine specs by a country mile.
>>741643848what a blunder
So when do we get a new Sega console?
It's a 1080p machine and it runs just fine at that resolution. The human eye can't see above 1080p anyways.
>>741645986>Click the video>It's just him shilling it and calling it good valueKek
>>741649624Why does that matter? If DVD is the majority what does that say about 4k?>>741651662Again, why does that matter? 3rd world shitholes are flooded with cheap Chinese 4k tvs.
>>741644161OH NO NO NO NO NO VALVEBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>741645708It makes sense, it's a novelty toy for pcbros who play graphically unimpressive indies and tf2. So appearance and cuteness does matter. If they wanted to play games like cyberpunk on PC they would build one.
>>741645708You're just fucking autistic, goddamn. It's obviously not tit for tat equal weighting. It's just a quick summary of all there is to say.
>>741647294>Even the switch 2 is targeting way beyond thatBy upscaling and bluring everything into crap...
>>741668703because the original question was about you living in a shithole country where people still buy DVDs you disingenuous faggot
Isn't this supposed to be a 1080p machine? Why are you people benching in 2k ultra settings?
>>741669919I'm not going to do your research. DVD is the number 1 seller in every country, retard. Apply your brown self.
>>741670074Because they want to pretend that PS5 Pro doing AI 4k upscaling is somehow a huge own.
Why is this board so smug about being impoverished? Camera lenses are almost a grand. God forbid you weave, spin yarn, or do other tangible hobbies. Why do gamers lose their shit over $1000? Imagine not supporting your """"""hobby""""""
HEY RETARDS, GUESS WHAT?? IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T BUY IT!
>>741662659He's a poorfag reaching, anon
>>741670437i wasn't going to, i love building pcsdisappointing, i want consoles raped out of existence, hope others pick up the blueprint just like they did with the 'eck
>>741661212It's going to sell out immediately, are you kidding?
>>741645053Where benchmarks?
>>741643848NOOOO THIS IS A LIE! THE STEAM MACHINE IS A 11/10 AND ILL SLURP UP ALL THE JUICES OUT OF GABES ASS! YOURE JUST A ROTHSCHILD AGENT SHILLING ON BEHALF OF TIM SWEENEY!!!
I'm hearing the original price was $750, which would have made things a little more palatable. But ultimately even that just isn't where it needs to be in terms of price/performance. I have a great PC so I was never really in the market to begin with, maybe this is a real upgrade for the lower tier on Steam, a sort of cash for clunkers for PC gaming where we bring up the bottom 10% or something, but not for a thousand plus.
>>741670535>a poorfag reachingought to be /v/'s official subtitle
Should've built a PC prior to September of last year, cucks
>>741670213>SAAR INDIA IS BEING NUMBER ONE COUNTRY WE ARE LOVING THE DVD
It listed today, AFAIK it hasnt even shipped. How the fuck are any of these reviews real? Even if they preshipped those and embargoed it, I am still loling. >It wont play raytraced unoptimized spaghetto at 4K/ 60fpsYou entitled brats, most rigs wont. you have to pay $5K rn for something that will>Its $1Kyou chump, the cost comes from first party support. consoles are sold at a loss cause the hardware owner gets licensing fees from all independent software devs, who have to compete for your limited time. Having in house development of both software and hardware, without it being subsidized, this is close to a fair price. >Setup is hardGo make a Microsoft account for your windows pc. Go make an apple ID for any BS they sell. report back.
>>741643848••• Wonderful design •••
>>741646335It's called memetracing for a reason. Fancy reflections in a puddle aren't worth it when 99% of the other textures have zero change with it turned on. There's like 3 games that make -okay- use of it.
>>741659430Steamfag really said "Yeah this thing is shit but so are pcs in general anyway!"
>>741673113>you getting priced out means it's shitWere you an only child? I bet you hate women and think that sex is overrated too, huh?
>>741672367People aren't upset because the price is too high, they're upset that the price is that high for shit parts. A prebuilt is 2.5x better for another 500~900 bucks. You can't even fucking upgrade it because it's all soldered on. When you want to upgrade it'll end up in the bin.
Just build a proper PC or get a Snoybox.
>>741644789Unpopular opinion but 1080p 144hz is all that you need, i can even deal w/ low settings
>>741671453Kek
>>741663076>because then everything else would be cheaper tooIf you think the PS5 got a price hike because of ram/ssd prices, then you're the most gullible person on the planet, Sony raised the price due to greed and greed only, even if the best ram in the planet cost just 1$ Sony would still raise the PS5's price to 1000$ like they did in our timeline. If the ram/ssd crisis never happened, the steam machine would have insane good value
>reviews calling it expensive that say get the PS5>none of them factor in games on PS5 cost more, and PS+ for multiplayer runs you $100 a year>also that the only good game sales on PSN require the PS+ discount, so you're paying yearly to pay less
>>7416737031080p 60hz*
>>741670074$1000 for a 1080p slop machine meanwhile the same price can get you 1440p 90 fps with no framegen or upscaling. KYS
>>741673703nVidia is mandatory for modern games at 1080p, since DLAA is the only way to make the game not look like it's rendering at 720p internally.
>>741675364Then get a 1440p 90fps slop machine.I'll be happy with a 1080p 120hz which is easy on this hardware.
>hybrid system >Can play it both handheld or docked >Actually has exclusives on their system >Great to superb exclusives >Makes pc vegans seethe to no end>Cheap and affordable at only $450NintenDOMANATION! I'll mess with snoys another time, but for now, fuck peecee vegans and steaming pile of shit deck and steaming pile of shit machine!
>>741675490>Cheap and affordable at only $450With the most expensive fucking games on the market, oops.
>>741675426you misunderstand the point, trannysame machine could easily run 1080p and better too. braindead consumer drone KYS
Steamsisters this is NOT okay
>>741643848>>741643902>>741644161It would probably be fine as an extremely basic console in a world where the RAMpocalypse didn't happen and Gaben could sell it at 499 or something. Unfortunately the RAMpocalypse happened at the worst time for him.
>>741655691worst case scenario I'm only using it for VR porn
>>741676084it would still be a dogshit system
>>741643848>>741643902>>741644161Kek
>>741643848If I didn't get laid off last week I'd buy one
>>741676101No shit retard, this may come as a surprise to you but there are different tiers of products and you get what you pay for (or don't pay for)
I'm buying TWO (2) extra Switch 2 for my family + some games just to spit on these jew tricks, never ever again gonna believe in muh PC gaming ty Gabe for forgetting your roots, fat old cunt
>>741676241so go get ripped off for a dogshit system lmfao dumbfuck
>>741643848Gaben is done for now he wont be able to afford his second yacht
>>741676439I'd never buy this, I've built my own sytems and been on Linux for half a decade already
>>741646602Metro Exodus is abnormally extremely well optimized, you can run that game on the highest settings with a 3070
I love watching steamies get taken down a notch.
>>741676876>just wait three years of taking 30% off every sale on steamand there he goes, getting another 3 billion
>>741647229>the Companion Cube controller and thats it.I think that's a controller skin from D-Brand, not an exclusive controller.
I don't care about the latest slop games, I just want to play old games. So I'll never have to worry about performance issuss
>>741677272Why? And don't say because you're Indian and get paid by Epic.
>>741643848This was a real opportunity to bring Linux for gaming forward and they fucked it up.
>>741677541I've been playing GTAIV on my Steam Deck and somehow it runs better on SteamOS than my Windows 11 PC. A few older windows 7 games just seem to actually run without errors too. So the fact that the Steam machine is like 6 times stronger just means that these old games are going to run flawlessly at higher res and settings.
>>741644161AMD must be laughing their asses off that they got someone to buy this bottom of the barrel "custom" APU made from scrap parts that have been rejected for every other use case.
>>741644789Feels like karma somehow.
>>741643902>Setup hiccupsWasn't a smooth set-up pretty much this thing's entire plan of attack?
>A wonderful designIt's a box.
>>741645053Worth pointing out that this thing costs more than the most expensive Steam Machine and that's without adding any RAM or storagehttps://store.minisforum.com/products/minisforum-atomman-g7-pro-gaming-pc?variant=47408341582069&country=US¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync