Sooo, where is Half-Life 3? It has to release this summer giving the recent events.
god I hate this zoomer meme format so much - it's so fucking lame
>Holy fuck half-life CONFIRMED in source 2!!!>Tyler says they'll announce it soon alongside Deckard!>They'll announce HLX with the new hardware!>They'll announce HLX on the 18th!>They'll announce HLX on the 19th!>T-They'll announce HLX at the game awards!>T-T-They might announce it in january...>uhh...it must've been delayed to Q2....>Tyler makes cryptic tweet simply stating "hlx">Kojima visited valve it's HAPPENING!!!>the Steam Controller is releasing!!>It'll be at Summer Game Fest, of course!!>Steam machine/frame finally have release dates and prices!!!!-------------- YOU ARE HERE -------------->HLX is getting dropped any day now for sure...>..............................>any...day...now...................
>>741650732Sometimes I scroll down in youtube comments and see the absolute most dogshit "jokes" ever>[thing] does thing / [other thing]say less>god teir refresh pull>(just a direct quote from the video) (laughing emoji)Hundreds of updoots and pinned by the uploaderNot even shitter is this bad
>>741650945>got inb4 I didbased, I love this pasta. Truly aged like a fine wine
>>741650581If only we had better cameras back then...
>>741650965this was so ahead of its time
>>741651048shes still at it.......................
>>741650965>literally every video ever>"no phones, just people living in the moment" comment >hundreds if not thousands of upvotesHumanity was a mistake
>>741650965>(just a direct quote from the video) (laughing emoji)this one has been happening since i was a kid
>>741651158Lol really? I only ever see old clips.
>>741650581
>>741650965>how dare YouTube hide this from me for x amount of seconds>*Thing in video* bro that's crazy>Trauma dump of extremely specific and personal story that shouldn't be onlineI assume it's bots and not people who are functionally indistinguishable from bots because the latter makes me sad to think about
>>741650581what is the joke? i dont get it? she isnt really ugly
>>741650581>she took the call
>>741650581What a shit meme.
>>741651336the joke is porn/sex because that's the only thing gen a thinks is funny. jewish psyop.
>>741650581This woman is old enough to be the mother of the average zoomer/alphie fag that posts this format of meme
>>741650965>alive internet theory>I'm over 9000 years old and I like this video>someone using it as an excuse to blogshitEvery time
>>741650732That’s probably your sign that you’ve been aged out of the current internet zeitgeist and would be better off just turning off the screen.>>741650965>reading youtube commentsDo people really?
>>741651326I assume that half of them are bots. It's probably more, but I don't want to be that cynicalThere's the dead internet theory but what's more terrifying is what I'm coining the poo internet theory. It's that the majority of interactions online are no longer between people, but between indians. If we're to assume 40% are bots and 40% are jeets, the internet is in a very very grim state
>>741651516>amazing use of free will>born to be 15 years ago, forced to be 2 weeks ago>this is going to recommended to everyone randomly in 10 yearsthere are about 20 approved bot comments that are cycled theough
>>741651445nah the pron is merely a reference, i think the joke is a bit deeper thn that right?
>>741650965>Any comment section of any literally any subject or topic >BRUH THAT ALGORITHM BE WORKIN N SHEEIT YOUTUBE BE LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL GOD YO BIXNOOD YO YO SKIBIDI LIMINAL RIZZ BRUH
>>741650581Did you play Deadshit? Why would you want nu-Valve to rape HL? Just let it be dead.
>>741651727She sucks a lot of dick dude quit being retarded.
I liked her anal videos I masturbated do much and coomed buckets
>>741651727no the joke is literally that she sucks penis. the joke is sex. there is no deeper level to the joke that saying>HAHAHHA SEX HAHAHAHA gen a thinks sex is a joke because it's an unattainable thing for them. look up the rising virginity rates
>>741651285search if you dare
>>741651445every generation has sex jokes, if you have boomer/gen x parents you very well know that's the case. but I guess you have to seethe about the young all day
>>741651727>the joke is a bit deeper
>>741651761>I've built this algorithm brick by brick
>>741651883most generations also how other jokes. Not just saying something that could be construed as mildly gay out of context and going "YO? BRUH"
>>741651727Yeah she takes it up the ass sometimes so you could consider the meme to be multifaceted in its approach.
>>741651727Do I really share a website with people this retarded?
>>741651761LmaoI have tailored my algorithm on YT to not show me darkies. Every time I see a porchmonkey in a thumbnail I hit either "not intrested" if the channel itself is not a pavement ape and is just using one for the thumbnail, or "do not rec this channel" if it's an actual proper spook. It's very rare for me to see any nowadays on my homescreen. I never log out, but sometimes youtubers I watch will show their homescreens when looking up trailers or something and it's just chock FULL of floydians. Ridiculous that people do this to themselves
>uncs in this thread sayin it's not funny (cap) and STILL not giving the name
>>741652038I have done the same and yet they still permeate every inch of the civilized world.
>>741651953you're totally right, the only memes that exist nowadays are about sex, so sad.
>>741652038this barely even works. Example: I have never watched Northerlion in my life. Not once. I don't even know who he is except for the fact he shows up on my homepage multiple times a week. I have been clicking Do Not Recommend on his channel and clip channels for over a year now and they still get recommended. Every single fucking week. kiketube algorithm is what they choose, not you.
>>741650581Arabelle Raphael > Heather Brook
>>741651663>reading youtube commentsThis. The only thing that ever mattered on the platform were dislikes and [[[they]]] took that from us
>>741652038>channel blocker no longer works so you can't kneecap the cunts as they're rolling inGrim
>>741652275>remove dissent via dislike button suicide>flood the comment section with bots of the digital and biological kind to snuff out further discussionAll according to keikaku (((keikaku means plan)))
>>741652245Ugly. Not like you can afford standards in porn, but still.
>>741650581don't care. CURSE OF RA
>>741652038Why the fuck do you have a youtube account? I block the homepage and all suggestions with ublock filters.
>>741650965Fr unc
>>741652228Idk what to tell youIt works for me
>>741652038>go outside to take in the sunshine>smile on my face>drive to gas station for snackies> get gas>see darkie pull up in a 20 year old charger>smile turned upside-downHow the fuck do I fix my IRL algo
>>741652623Because I have channels I watch regularly
>>741652794>go outside>see brown "person">day ruinedMany such cases
>>741651285Keep it that way.
>>741652794>modern chargers
>>741652794>gas station worker wasnt brownI dont believe you
>>741652794>sticks and stones may break my bonesz but seeing a minority will ruin my dayGet thicker skin
>>741653862he obviously hasn't gotten to that point yet you nigger retard
>>741650945what happens to all the faggots who tried to gang debunk me for saying HLX is not a confirmation of HL3
YouTube comment is pure ass but this place isn't any better and it has gotten worse throughout the years
>>741656417Honestly, I'd say Youtube comments section is more entertaining than this shithole.Power ranking:>Youtube comments > reddit > /v/
>>741656417nobody: ...absolutely nobody: ...not even a single soul: ...(you): >
>>741656417the difference is that on youtube, they literally remove your comment if you say certain "keywords" and if you say something like "FUCK YOU" you get a message popping up "uhmmmmmm you can't say that chud, if you say that again you will get a strike and maybe get your channel removed!!!!"a few years ago you can say whatever the fuck you wanted, even on youtubeYou can't say anything in real life (among normies)You can't say anything in non-real lifeSoon you can't THINK anything in your god damn headwhat the fuck is even the point of living if everything is becoming censored
>>741650581I wonder if her kids made it through school without anyone finding out that their mom gives insane head.
>>741656884>have to speak in code talk lest the local AI decides to remove you for wrong speakAntiseptic, grape juice and smallhats come to mind.
>>741654096Does thick skin make darkies not exist?
>>741656863I really like the absurdity of this format, especially if it's an overoverexaggerated one
>>741650581>>>/gif/30816272
>>741654096It would have to get pretty fucking thick to be knife-proof, Darquantavious Jackson.
>>741657014Heather sucking dicks at 128 kb/s in the late 90s seems pretty tame. Compared to the one bongoid ho that wants to get R Kelly'd on a live broadcast. I feel sorry for the kid providing the rampant alcoholism doesn't melt its barely formed grey matter.
>>741657421I guess I’m not enough of a porn addict to know power levels like that.
>>741657503Wish I didn't learn about it either. It's better that you just ignore the crap when it pops up for your own sanity. Subtlety used to be a factor before people stopped giving a shit.
