Happy Birthday, my little Emperor.
Fortune's Weave is a sequel.
>>741653631>Israelgard
>>741653631Made for BBCBig Boar Cock
>>741653861I'm trans btw don't know if that matters
>>741653861Set thousands of years in the future with a bunch of ugly characters
>>741653631
>>741653986Boar cock is the sole property of Felix Hugo Fraldarius.
>>741653986this
Edelgard is only good for one thing
Fire emblem
What do we think of Betalgard?
>>741655734Bylegard
My wives Nowi, Tharja, Say'ri, Miriel, Maribelle, Anna, Flavia, Aversa, Nah, and Noire....I miss them....
>>741653986Too bad she gets Big Byleth Clit instead
>>741655702That's a lot of snacks for one girl
Cutesythea
>>741655849Delusional troon
Dimitri only wants one thing and it's disgusting
>>741655910It's for her and Lysithea.
>>741655734Lysilgard
>>741656019She's so pretty with brown hair
>>741656019They should have realized their Crest sickness was really just the type II diabetes
>>741656414I don't think people in medieval times knew what diabetes even was
Chinatsu Edelgard is pretty and doesnt have a 5head
>>741653631I love Edelgard and her fat white ass.Death to all dragons.
Reach for her hand.
Sex with Hegemon
>liking edelgard
>>741656902edelgard is the ultimate proof that the average retard will love any character, no matter how evil, if the devs just shill her enough
>>741656631She has no ass and dragon chicks are more fertile than her crest aids ridden body.
>>741657106Too bad not letting humanity be ruled over by non-human lizard people. Kill all dragons.
>>741655946Explain how I am delusional?
>>741657063I like her for her writing and design
Professor, please... I'll suck your dick... I'll eat your shit...
>>741657347edelgard believing her own lies will always be funny to me
This is an EVIL TYRANNICAL DRAGON that wants to KILL YOU and YOU LOVED ONES
>>741653913I fucking hate this faggot format so much
>>741657063I mean I very much understand liking evil characters but Edelgard simply doesn't scratch that itch. She's just a self pitying retard taken seriously because she has yes men and an army.
>>741657689The Loathsome Fish Eater
>>741657689we're not all like you fish-kun
>>741653631Reddit ass character
Is this the first ever non H rpg where you can deploy a full on brown girl party?>>741654671Pretty sure they were called Sky Knights
>>741657385You aren't. He's just jealous
Edelgard is old news. New girls are in town.
I prefer the teacher.
>>741653913Disliking fe1 is cringe, liking fe6 more than fe7 when it has 100 times the variety of that shit ass cav spam seize game is also cringe, disliking fates but liking engage is just being a snowflake
>>741658367Which race does she want to genocide?
>>741657347>I never believed in you from the beginning.Aura
>>741658618dragons
>>741657728Yeah, I kinda get. Fucking Walmart from Awakening is a better villain to like despite being much simpler character. At least he genuinely believes in his ideology and applies it to everyone, including himself.By comparison someone like Edelgard whining while standing on a mountain of corpses she created just feels pathetic.
>>741658976Yeah exactly. Not to mention becoming the puppet of the people who killed her family to do it. How cucked is that
who is corrins canon wife/husband?
>>741658530
>>741659150MCorrinxNiles
>>741653631I've never played this game and never will.But I've masturbated to this bitch a lot.
Who's the best axe unit and why is it Hilda
Will flayn appear in fortunes weave?
>>741659150Elise but shes very naive and doesnt understand innuendo so corrin often gets away with affairs with Camilla behind her back.
>>741659150Felicia/Jakob
>>741659497No but her foodie mom will
>>741659546Ntring your pure and kind sister is such vile scum behavior, takumi deserves to kill your corrin
>>741659494Hilda is a great wife for Lorenz along with Marianne and Lysithea.
>>741657347Edelgard is such a fucking retard. Rhea called her a traitor, which she is - she studied in Gareg Mach, befriended the students and the staff, and then turned her blade on it. She also betrayed the trust Rhea gave to mankind, in reforming the Crest and Relic Weapon mythos, in order for it to be a positive story and not about the slaugther of her people and of the Goddess.That has nothing to do with "belief".
>>741658530>>741659161Shez fucked this.
I am doing silver snow now and I want to cry
>>741659494
>>741657929And yet Reddit hates her
Evil war lords don't get birthday presents
>>741660213cry from boredom?
>>741660213But its the good route.
>>741658618The Jews
>>741660272They love her, she's their little LGBT empress
>>741658976Reddit opinion
>>741659494why is she the designated NTR character
>>741659150In your heart you know it's the truth. No one else loves Corrin as much as her.
>>741660438And yet all I see from them is criticism
>>741660272Literally the opposite
Hilda has the best tits and body (not counting F. Byleth) so she's my best girl
>>741658367I want a fully animated cutscene of Leda doing a pole dance
>>741660468>pink>caspar support>years of bbc brainwashing threads>lazy
>>741660592also she's the closest thing Claude has to a Hubert/Dedue so its a popular ship
>>741657347based
>>741653986>Dimitri so cucked the girl he loves would rather die by his hand than get penetrated by him in any other way
Claude is the faggiest fag to ever fag his way out of faggot town
>>741660568All they do is criticize her writing and motives
>>741655734she looks 100x crazier, and therefore 100x hotter.
>>741659150FCorrinxElise
>>741657106>more fertile>been around for thousands of years and there's only like 4 of them>fertileyeah sure bro.
>>741660774I mean her writing is abysmal but in fairness her route wasn't supposed to exist until they saw the fan support aka everyone wanted to fuck her
>>741660774No that's 4chan
>>741653631Gay sex with Byleth.
>>741658618ex-boyfriends.
Is there a lore explanation for why Rhea is still able to turn into a dragon, but Seteth and Flayn lost that ability, and Indech and Macuil are stuck in their dragon forms?
>>741659150>stalks Corrin for the rest of her life in her unpaired JP ending
>>741659150Rhajat/Rhajat
>>741660209Based. I am Shez.
>>741659150Corrin is a dedicated cousin-fucker
>>741660886Tiki might be very fertile but she's too busy sleeping to procreate. Lazy dragon.
Reminder that Chrom and Robin were meant to be together, or else.
>>741660906Honestly imo it makes more sense for Byleth to side with Edelgard.
>>741660912So 4chan has upvotes, downvotes, usernames, subreddits and DMs?
>>741660973Nope
>>741661201God Chrom is so lucky he's the king so she can't say no. also does anyone have that comic of Robin showing up at the meeting and taking her coat off? I thought i had it saved but can't find it.
>>741658548>100 times the varietyYeah, all that variety for those 6 deployment slots you get. FE7 is the worst GBA FE by far. FE6 is the best because it has actual enemies to fight.>fates/engagePair up is a shit mechanic.
>>7416585486 and 8 are better than 7 simple as
https://x.com/halfc0smic/status/2069139608995045718?s=20
>>741660886Rhea is not putting outSeteth is in mourningFlayn is being blue-balled by her father
>>741661461Couldn't find it in English right off
>>741661201>>741661461Robin pairing me up with Emmeryn!
Which characters does Byleth have kids with in their endings?
>>741659150Wow fates endings are boring as shit. Its just two copy pasted sections that have nothing to do with eachother
>>741661740Kaga unironically put more effort into FE4 paired endings 30 years ago.
>>741661461Have this one too.
>>741661639thanks, Japanese is totally fine, the comic doesn't even really need text to get the meaning across after all.
>>741661586inaccurate. Annette would never fail to do her homework. It'd be Dorothea, Leonie, or Hilda that'd forget to do their homework and only one of those I see being them not having time and not just choosing not to do it
>>741661664Dorothea and Lysithea, off the top of my head.
>>741661642Lucina's mom is very lewd
>>741661740If Engage had to few pairings, Fates had to many. Pretty much anybody could pair with anybody unless it was one of the avatarsexuals
>>741661839The non-mother Lucina support is hilarious>You better not seduce my dad!>Wait, you don't like my dad that way? Then I demand you fall in love with him right now!
>>741661664Shamir, Flaynn.
Sounds like dragons need to get busy breeding
>>741661926>Female Robin with Female Morganthe world isn't ready for that combo.
>>741662171that's baby Lucina
>>741662171Anon that's just kid Lucina
>>741662075speaking of dragon breeding, who is Alear's bio-mom anyway? She's gotta be pretty hot considering what Sombrom looks like and how the kids turned out.
I've always pictured Cordelia as Lucina's canon mother since they look exactly alike
>>741662171It's an illegal combo that starts making your body generate sperm upon seeing it. Banned 20 years ago.
Fuck off back to your containment board.>>>/vg/
>>741662075never scored
>>741660592>>741660468Your brain is rotted
No one wants to use your schizo nest graveyard general, lil bro.
>>741662312Yep, Chrom pumped and dumped Cordelia causing her to be obsessed with him forever, then swapped his wife's child with their daughter once he noticed Cordelia's baby had such a prominent brand.
Nah
>>741662312Sorry bro, villagerchan won
>>741659150
>>741662171God I love bad girls
How come mila and duma never found anyone to have children with?
>>741662567They both had harems, they problably were infertile.
>>741662506>God I love bad girlsWe love evil women here.Alear looks so much better with one solid hair color.
>>741662506>cutscene is an absolute lie and Red Hair Alear is an emotionless goober who lets themself be adopted by Lumera after a 2 minute conversationworst rugpull Engage pulled, I thought Alear was going to have a superpowered evil dragon mode or something.
>>741661863Dorothea would probably do it, Leonie would probably be too busy working out and Hilda would come up with some bullshit excuse or get someone else to do it.
>>741662441and her parents!
>>741662680I agree, but she's very pretty regardless
>>741662264I remember when they revealed that Sombron was Alear's dad, but before they revealed that Lumera wasn't the biological mom, I was like 'how'd they fuck?' I assumed it was gonna be some sort of 'lovers to enemies' story
Loli Flayn will be playable and will call the avatar Mel-mel
Who is male Robin's canon wife in Awakening?
>>741662935Based
>>741662680>canon mother of my childShe's so based
>>741662327They should've given you an option to pick the child's gender.Have a grotesquely detailed child birth scene where F!Corrin/M!Corrin's wife is giving birth and then you pick. 1% chance for twins.
>>741662963Tharja
>>741662963The dwagon
Please Sothis let the story of Fortune's Weave not suck
>>741663093Every time you make love to her she's thinking about Marth
>>741659494I'm doing Verdant Wind for the first time, and at first I was planning on romancing Marianne. But then I saw Hilda's tits online, and now I want her to give me paizuri rimjobs.
>>741663047"I'll name the boy Kana, and the girl Kana"'Wouldn't it be confusing?'"Nope, I'll pronounce them differently"
>>741663273Based titty lover
>>741663262Lay back and think of Marth
>>741658548fe6 is basically better than fe7 in every way possiblethe deployment slots and character roster feels very well planned out and polishedthe maps play better overall and have some good designsits just better, even if some things are worse like axes being dogshit
Give me more Shamir please>>741661664Shamir, Flayn, Manuela, and Lysithea
>>741663452Is that why Hilda can't join BE unless you side with the Church?
>>741663273I had to leave Claude with someone so I went for Marianne instead.
>>741658548>liking fe6 more than fe7 when it has 100 times the variety of that shit ass cav spam seize game is also cringe,You got it backwards. FE6 has more variables than 7 does. And also doesn't feel like filler despite both games taking place in the same fucking world
>>741663652Fuck off
>>741663658Yeah she hates El
I love Edelgard but I don't agree with her idealogy. I would keep the Crest system and just install myself at the top...
>>741663749No
>>741663652Is this TharjaAnon?
>>741663814No this is Patrick
>>741663814He's dead alongside Berniefag.
>>741655443this scene made no sense. bitch I barely know you don't be sentimental with me
Does Alear have the best tits in the franchise? I mean wow those things are perfect
>>741663814Yes but he abandoned his wife because he scammed so many artists that they refused to do tharja commissions any longer. Keep in mind this is before the time of AI porn
>>741662680>>741662892Actually, the Gullveig got me curious.Here's what Alear would look like if she had blue outer hair and red inner hair, similar to Vanir like Gullveig and Freyja.What do you guys think?
>>741663993This route is suppose to be black eagles into silver snow. So, I can understand what they were going for.
>>741664141Not quite the order of events. Tharja had been blacklisted in western commissions for years prior to the change.It was Mythic Gullveig & Kvasir's release that changed it. So this would be about the last week of November or early December 2023.
>>741664147gross
>>741664078Tiki, Ashera, Lumera, Rhea and Sothis (old) are the best of the best.
>>741664141The version of me that exists in your obsessive lies is really something
>>741664147I like what we got better
Gonna sneak a Micci post in real quick
>>741664078Framme.... get off 4chan
>>741664147The eyes being different colors still throws it off.
>>741664332Framme is top tier daughterfu
>>741664305
>>741664305Her being the apostle all along was
>>741664542Not a fan of Mary Sues?
Reach for my hand..
>>741664481She's 16
>>741664147be better as a gradient that starts from blue at the top of her head and gets redder the further down it goes.
>>741663273>not marrying Marianne in VWToday I will remind them
>>741664665Yes and I'm old enough to be her dad
>>741664764
>>741664305why are tellius girls all such pitsluts?
Without referencing sex or children, describe micaiahs character in 2-4 sentences
Why do dragons need such enormous breasts?
>>741664857Girl who exists
>>741653631>when the bad guy is confronted by an even badder guy
>>741664857wife
>>741664857Patriotic, caring, stubborn, feisty if you're Ike. Scarred by her foresight
>>741664689I have that one as well, but I feel it'd be better with a few strong streaks of red or blue here and there.
>>741664857She's a cute girl who loves the country that adpoted her and is willing to commit horrific warcrimes to save it. although that's a bit redundant, since girls are always at their cutest when they're willing to commit warcrimes.
Micaiah is arguably the most conventionally attractive fire emblem female. She's just gorgeous and has a great body.
>>741664902Impending threat of fire breath
>>741660730total nina death
Edelgard was right.Though shes the worse Flame Emperor
Is Three Hopes worth playing at all?
>>741665535I like Hopes more than Houses.
>>741665535It's fun to see Claude do shit
>>741665535I got it for 6$ on black friday. I'll play it after engage.
Why did the Slithers want to make double crest bearers anyway? seems like an experiment to mass produce single crest holders would have a much higher success rate and be way more practical since you'd just use commoners.
>>741661857>Robin_bottomless>you can clearly see her panties right thereyou lied to me anon
>>741665634>Why did the Slithers want to make double crest bearers anyway?They were looking to overpower the Crest of Flames.
>>741665634Tactical nukes
>>741665535I did enjoy it quite a bit. I'm just upset there wasn't a History Mode to let me use the NG+ units like Rhea.Go get the demo. It lets you upload your demo save to the main game, if you decide to get it. I think it's like $15.
>>7416655583 hopes makes claude and all his ideals look like the naivety of a moronic child.
Favorite FE gameLast FE game you thought had dignity.
>>741665769Because they are.
>>741665835> Engage> Also Engage
>>741665769Better than never acting on them at all like in 3h
>>741665835GenealogyHouses
I'm bored. Is there anything to color?
>>74166567010 years before Byleth came to their attention?
>>741665835Path of RadiancePath of Radiance
>>741665974
Will they be Byleth-level autistic?
>>741665314
>>741665657that's also Grima, not Robin. but here's a more honest one
>>741665558>>741665769Haven't played 3Hopes but from the snippets I've seen in this thread, it just looks like he ends up going a bit deranged
>>741665991They already were toying with Edelgard and seeing how to get rid of her in case of rebellion.
>>741666002>Knock off Guts' game>Dignity
>>741666120I kinda hope so, but that they also speak."Hoodie Femleth being an autistic charismatic" would be fun.
>>741664902They don't. Don't fall for their tricks.
Kill dragons. Behead dragons. Roundhouse kick a dragon into the concrete. Slam dunk a dragon baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dragons. Defecate in a dragons food. Launch dragons into the sun. Stir fry dragons in a wok. Toss dragons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a dragons gas tank. Judo throw dragons into a wood chipper. Twist dragons heads off. Report dragons to the IRS. Karate chop dragons in half. Curb stomp pregnant dragons. Trap dragons in quicksand. Crush dragons in the trash compactor. Liquefy dragons in a vat of acid. Eat dragons. Dissect dragons. Exterminate dragons in the gas chamber. Stomp dragon skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate dragons in the oven. Lobotomize dragons. Mandatory abortions for dragons. Grind dragons eggs in the garbage disposal. Drown dragons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize dragons with a ray gun. Kick old dragons down the stairs. Feed dragons to alligators.
>>741665835PoRPor
what would hubert think of this thread
>>741666120I just hope they talk and have a personality.
>>741666381
>>741665835ConquestSoV
So were the four apostles exactly? Were they human? Nabatean?
>>741666478Getting the IP addresses and tracking the families of the posters.
>>741665835EngageSacred Stones
>>741665835Sacred StonesEngage
>>741665835ThraciaRD
>>741653631I share a birthday with Edelgard. Does that mean I’m obligated to waifu her?
>>741665835Fates>dignity
>>741666572And /feg/ still complains about Saizo x beruka to this day...
>>741666768>>741666772They're rather similar to each other though. I feel like if you like or dislike one, you'd be inclined to feel similarly about the other.
>>741665835>Engage>Muh dignity lmao POR
>>741666768>>741666772The duality of anon.
>>741665835ConquestAwakening
>>741666654We don't know. Possibly Nabataeans who gave their blood to humans
>>741665835PoR (story/characters) & Conquest (gameplay)Radiant Dawn
>>741666162Source?
>>741665835ThraciaSoV
The switch 2 I boughted yesterday came in. I’m going to buy the Xenoblade trilogy and Star Fox (and 3H/Engage). What else do I NEED to play before September?
>>741665835GBAfags... I thought our games were the most beloved.
>>741665835Kagalarpers are amusing.
>>741667864GBA games are a unique case where everyone rates them the same - mid.
>>741667864The FW trailer was a death blow to oldfags. Half of them lost their morale and finally left. As an awakening oldking, I only have 1 or 2 games left myself.
>>741653913I thought most people liked FE12, Kris aside.
>>741666120An angel being sent from dragon heaven would actually have a good reason for being autistic, since Eshmel wouldn't be used to living amongst humans.Just give them a voice instead of the silent protag treatment and I'm fine with that.
>>7416658353H 3H
I only played three houses. Which fire emblem should I play next?
>>741667981Good. Oldfags are cancer.
>>741668109SMTxFE
>>741667864I am happy that Sacred Stones is still beloved by holding on core Fire Emblem values incest, Jagen good and woman stupidity
>>741668109Gaiden
>>741668109gaiden or RD (skip PoR)
>>741668109Awakening or SoV.
>>741668109Fortune's Weave (releases in October). if you don't want to wait that long you could try FE7 or FE9 out.
>>741668153What you call woman stupidity is just decent coherent writing instead of contradictory character writing like every other game has. Eirika wasnt being a stupid woman, she was obeying her established character and it would be a complete assassination of her to refuse helping Lyon in that scene
What happened to marriage with Marianne fag? He just dipped
>>741668271She's still stupid, like Celica.
>>741668318divorce wirh marianne...
>>741668318All the schizos end up in the Asylum eventually.
>>741665835Binding BladeShadow Dragon
>>741668318he realized he can't compete with a horse.
>>741668318On his honeymoon
>>741668182>>741668201I'll look into it. I kind of wanted to play Genealogy of the Holy War, Gaiden seems rough. I assume there are English patches already >>741668220I actually played Awakening but never got around finishing it for some reason. Might give this one another chance actually
For Three Houses, do you guys recruit everyone no matter the route? Or are there some students/faculty you intentionally avoid recruiting?
Sacred Stones worth playing?
>>741668318>Where is the annoying ritualposter?In Hell hopefully
>>741668318he graduated from 4chanpick a god and pray that it happens to you too
>>741658548Based Fates clears Engage and both are in the no story all gameplay camp
>>741668318Maybe the existence of Ursula did him in.
>>741668502You're being trolled. Gaiden is widely considered the worst game in the series. Genealogy has its quirks but it's a great game you should play it.
>>741668509The first few runs then I started playing with the house only or along the Hopes BL/SS and VW/CF splitChurch units only for the church is a decent run
>>741668601Genealogy is hot garbage.
>>741668502It's a meme, don't actually play Gaiden (unless you really want to I guess). I am currently playing FE4 with the English patch so I can confirm it works.
>>741668271Just because a character is consistently written to be an insufferable retard, that doesn't make them any less insufferable or retarded
>>741668509I always play Ironman so the more bodies the better. This game is a pain in the ass to Ironman because you lose all your investment with a bad turn.
>>741668589Usury with Ursula
>>741668380I guess me being here still proves I'm not schizo
>>741668732should be Union (or Uniting) with Ursula
>>741668780Or they don’t have mental health care in meh-hee-co
>>741668780Wait for your turn, they need to build more asylums.
>>741658548>calls fe6 cav spam but not fe7
>>741668991Name 1 good cavalier in fe7
>>741669060Sain?
>>741669060Lowen
>>741669060Marcus
>horse emblem has the worst Christmas cavs in the entire seriesKagabros...
Sand lizard rapeNormal lizard rapeRape meaning a healthy wholesome marriageUgly humoid death
Why did so many 3H characters have huge tits?
>>741669560>Shamir is Dagdan>oh cool Dagda is gonna be full of girls that look like her>all browns and hardly any titty monsters
How many cavs and fliers do you guys usually use in a run? Feels like no matter what game it is they're always top tier.
>>741669162Naoise is fine, just give him the Pursuit band and the brave sword. You're not actually using Arden in Horse Emblem, are you? Alec is a pursuit father, which gives him instant value, but he's also the only daddy who can pass the Nihil skill, which is valuable for some pesky enemies.
>>741669636You are brown so I don't see why this should bother you.
>>741669560Cassandra Rubens Charon is the sexiest >>7416696792 dark fliers, 1 wyvern, and 1 mounted lord usually
>>741669704Alec is a shit dad. Just Beowulf but worse. Nihil is fucking useless in gen 2.
>>741669560It's so hot how flat Lysithea is.
>>741669679Cavs have been pretty reigned in in the newer games but exchange, fliers just got even more OP than they already were.
>>741669704Pursuit ring goes on Ethlyn who massacres enemies with the light brand at 2 range. Leif really wants it for an inheritance as well.
>>741669560Blessings of the Goddess
>>741669761your obsession with that mid bitch is slowly losing its entertainment value. dipping into shamirtroon territory at this point
>>741669141Not a cav>>741669136>slowen>>741669132>
>>741668318What's everyone talking about? His last ritualpost in the archive is dated June 21.I guess I'll confess I use him and the Cutesythea fag to find unmarked FE threads without scrolling through the catalog. The faggots are so consistent that this works over 90% of the time assuming a thread last for a span of hours.
>>741669560>>741669761Chest: 0Sex Appeal: 100
>>741670000
Am I actually expected to grind supports in these games? Or is it more of a nice to have kind of thing?
>>741670080In gba its a nice thing to have. In awakening and Fates the child paralogues matter a lot because they offer resources to you, and sometimes children, so you grind supports in those games.
>>741670080Only faggots grind supports. They are not needed at all. Even on hard. Just a nice bonus if they occur.
>>741669679Cavs are usually the best, the worst they can be is not as optimal or not superior to the rest but still very useful. Fliers are more game dependent and I would say it works backwards, a flier is not necessarily an amazing unit but a good unit that can fly can break any game. It's one of the reasons wyverns are usually so much better than pegasluts with their noodle arms and tiny health pool.
So are we thinking update tonight? The last time they posted when Americans were asleep or going to bed, we got Cai updates same day at the usual time.
>>741670342Probably not.
>>741669560it pisses me off how they nerfed Femleth's bust in Smash but kept Pyra/Mythra with theirs. I thought they got nerfed because of Sakurai but when the aegis got released i realized that wasnt the case.
>>741665974>>741666112I suck at texturing hair.
>>741665835EngageEngage
>>741664857Mary sue war criminal
>>741664857Shes basically the donald trump of Daein
>>741670342I wouldn't bet on it. I think the next couple of weeks are going to be>Monday - Lore Update>Wednesday - Lord Retainer #1 Update>Friday - Lord Retainer #2 UpdateAnd repeat for the four lords. Would like to be wrong.
>>741664902
>>741670875Many people are saying this. The best people, too.
>>741670924>Retainer #1>Retainer #2
>>741670924Eh, we still don't know if they're doing the double retainer meme. I guess there's no point in trying to pin down a definite pattern at this point, but something about this feels off. They have to know how lame that was as an update.
>>741670924>>Wednesday - Lord Retainer #1 Update>>Friday - Lord Retainer #2 UpdateSmoove off.
>>741671073tbf the only Lord that seems to have a traditional set of retainers is Theodora, everyone else has something unique.>Cai - Glasses-chan and Shota Childhood Friends>Leda - Brown loli and OOOHOHOHOHOHO~>Dietrich - Spooky Butler and Brazilian Miku
>Glasses-chanYou people talk like fags.
>>741671254Cai has retainer (student council version)Leda has retainer (supporting actress version)Dietrich has retainer (mercenary version)
>>741671298Well if they would tell us her name already...maybe tonight mmm?
I like fire emblem girls with big hair
>>741671254Everyone seems to have their own Christmas knights.
>>741671487she looks like a brown Tana
I finished reading Das Nibelungenlied yesterday and Dietrich is the guy who ended the massacre by defeating Hagen (super evil) and King Gunter (passive evil) at the end. Krimhild was based and did nothing wrong and Hildebrand was a faggot. Sifried got betrayed so hard.
>>7416658353H, engage.
>>741670515Marriage now
>>741671378No updates tonight, stop dreaming!!!
>>741671658She looks like my brown wife-to-be.
>>741671958we will see about that, then
>>741672037Doro is probably the sexiest 3H character but I’ve never married her
>>741672145It's because she's a hoe.
>>741672145Fool.
>>741672037She's hot but she comes with a lot of baggage
>>741672337I love Ferdinand and always marry him to Dorothea
Reminder that Hanneman can end up banging Dorothea.
Doro's ass cleavage
>>741672456>"[man with crest] can fuck Dorothea Arnault silly."We know. It's the laws of Fodlan.
>>741672456Who doesn't?
>>741672469Is Leda or Dimitri more in need of meds?
>>741672469He fucks his teacher btw
>>741672337Ok that’s it I’ll play one final run of 3H (BL), recruit Doro and Ferdinand, and marry Doro. Ferdinand can get Mercedes or something as a consolation. My team will be M Byleth, Dimitri, Dorothea, Ferdinand, Catherine, Sylvain, Ingrid, Shamir, Flayn, and Constance
>>741672456Hanneman is a handsome gentleman, it's understandable.
>Edelgard is essentially a female Napoleon>4chan hates herWhy? Just to be contrarian?
>>741672778>Marrying Dorothea when Constance is right there>Not planning out a route that makes sure all of your units can have a paired endinggay and cringe
>>741672551>"[man with crest] can fuck Dorothea Arnault silly."Let's not exaggerate, after all she can't fuck... Seteth?Fuck, she really can marry all the crest bearer males in the game outside the house leaders, the dragon and Balthus.
>>741672893Napoleon was respected for fighting in the field alongside his own troops in suicide situations.Edelgard kidnapped students from her school to transform them into demonic beasts so that Kronya could kill Jeralt.They are NOT the same.
>>741672893I forget, what year did Napolean ally with the people who caused all of his suffering in order to kill the people who saved him?
>>741672893Remember when Napoleon teamed up with the Jews to dismantle the Catholic Church?
>>741672778Nah, Ferdie is for Bernie.
>>741672941>Not planning out a route that makes sure all of your units can have a paired endingThis wouldn't be a problem if the game wasn't so autistic at who ends with who depending on supports. You can easily have someone have ten A supports and no paired ending for them.I still think they made the ending lock from the dlc cost an absurd 10k renown out of spite for people pointing out how shitty the system was.
The seethe Edelgard causes browns will never stop being funny.
>>741672973you know he didn't give a fuck about any of his soldierspeople loved him because he was the best and he won, no other reason
>>741673031November 9 1799
>>741673031napoleon gave jews rights btw so he basically did do this
>>741672941I already married Constance. She’s actually my favorite unit so you have good taste.
>>741673031He was appealing to the French revolutionaries from the beginning.
>>741672778>M BylethShould be F Byleth.
>>741673321But then he won't be able to knock up his dancer.
>>741673168Napoleon was actually famous for having an eidetic memory and asked one of the guards on Elba how his daughter was doing after meeting the guard only 1 times years ago in Poland and seeing her in the doorway. Whether he truly cared is another story
>>741672973Why did they (El, slithers..) decide to murder poor Jeralt? I never understood their reasoning.
>>741673321I’m straight sir
>>741673395Kronya did it on a whim since he figured out the (very easy to make) connection between the students turning into beasts and the Remire experiments. That is why during the map you get a brief dialogue box of her looking annoyed when Jeralt says this.
>>741673395It was to lure Byleth out to the woods.They could have just done this in the woods from the start, but uhhhh.
She will be Dorothea but good
>>741673465Making two girls kiss is the straightest thing a man can do.
>>741672037Woah.. doro dorothea..
Marriage with Marianne!
Licking Eirika's thighs
>>741673395They’re evil and Byleth would never betray the church or be in danger with Jeralt around
>>741673614We don't care about Marianne anymore.Ursula is the new hotness.
>>741673729>old Marianne loves animals>new Marianne is a literal Hunterbros...
>>741657063Specially if it's a woman. If Edelgard was a man he would be considered the most retarded character in the franchise.
Mariannebros are loyal unlike the filthy spic
>>741658367That lone boob showing off is driving me mad
Why does she start with 0 magic, it's supposed to scale the stats to their class.
Who's the best axebro in the series? My gut says is and always will be Barst.
>>741674067Osian of course
>>741674067Osian and it's not even close
>>741665535Azure Gleam is more saviour king kino
Brown emblem
>>741674213
>>741673935This. Marianne will always be number 1
It's time to invade Dagda for real! Sommie get the Greek fire!
>>741674089>>741674101Don't know how Pugi lad slipped my mind when I beat FE5 for the first time relatively recently. He almost feels like cheating.
>>741674237Ethically modified soijakk
>>741670154This. I never gave a crap about that stuff. I thought only the casual girls cared about it. I play for the war games not playing house with dolls
>>741674298>gets btfo again
>>741665634Nothing the Slithers do makes any sense. They are simultaneously capable of a lot of shit but also incompetent. They made Edelgard into what she was, but at the same time give her enough freedom to openly threaten them and potentially make good on those threats if she wins the war they wanted across Fodlan.I am unsure about what their endgoal is because of how dumb they are.
>>741672750She forced herself on him but he seems ok with that
>>741674328>AAAAIIIEEEEEE Thales I need 100 more demonic beasts pronto>yes you can use the imperial orphanage I’m in a hurry!
>>741664078yes
>>741665835engageengage
Reach for my fishI'll eat awayIn from the pondOh I wish I could filetThrough my stomachOn fishing daysI fear the empty pondKnowing theres no fish to blaze
At least it's not a retcon that Fodlan ain't all that in military power
>>741674458
I just bought Engage and I’m excited to legally play it for the first time
>>741674505>the timeline where she died a virgin
>>741674505Edelgard is a monster
>>741670487Sakurai had other priorities that day
>>741674404The puffy vulva that saved Fire Emblem.
>>741674610Sakurai is a loligod because he has great taste
>>741674618>sold worse than the Summer banner the month prior with Book 7 girlsPottery.
>>741674610hint of ass...
Speaking of the Slithers, I really hope we get more of them and their underworld lore. Shit was interesting as fuck but we only got one map and one boss.
Remember when we weren't allowed to like edelgard here?
alear's pussy smells
>>741674726Clanne...
>>741674736Mid, useful, trash, midGD really has very little going for it huh
Reminder that the real Cornelia was ubducted, tortured to death in a slitherer dungeon, and will forever be falsely remembered in Fodlan as a monster
>>741674712We always liked Edelgard
>>741674791The game isn't difficult. You don't need to minmax like an autist.
Femedons, whatever happened there
>>741674838I also mean character wise. Marianne's value comes from hitching her off to Dimitri
>>741674838B-b-b-but I need to do the monastery roundabout 4 times each chapter to max Professor rank quickly!!!
>>741674803>her only request after saving faerghus from the plague was asylum for her old friend>this is what triggers edelgard and dimitri's tragic backstoriesfeels bad...
>>741674839Candles that burn the brightest burn half as long
>>741674839Hana katana was so bad the archetype died
>>741674834based
>>741667838MKW, DK Bananza, Kirby Air Riders
>>741674726alear's canon fat pussy lips
is it overambitious to want to route morgan from troubadour 10 > pegasus knight 10 > falcon knight 10 > dark flier 15 > trickster in a no grind playthrough? I already messed up my build a little because for some reason I thought rally speed was a pegasus base skill and not a falcon one. what is the most I can realistically get to?
>>74167501945 levels for a character you’ll get halfway through? Yes
After I married Lissa and got Morgan and Owain in my first Awakening run ever, I thought Owain was annoying and a bad unit but I tried to make him work because he was my son. That’s when I learned what it’s like to be a disappointed parent.
>>741672893>Female NapoleonCringe.
>All of Somniel must burn!See, when Edelgard says stuff like that, it makes you realize that Sommie is justified. Just ignore the part where women are denied equality.
>>741674839FE lost it's touch.
>>741675019Morgan has Veteran access which supercharges exp gain (you should pass this down), but Troubadour is a pretty trivial choice that is going to kill gainz unless you find a map to boss abuse on or something. Why do you want to go through this class? It doesn't have anything useful.
There is literally nothing wrong with Rhea ruling the world
>>741674897>edelgard's mom, anselma/patricia gets exiled for unknown reasons, presumably because the other concubines were jealous of her, leaving edelgard behind with her brother >her old friend cornelia saves her, bringing her to faerghus>she meets dimitri's newly widowed dad, lambert, and they marry>because she's the adestrian emperor's former concubine, their marriage is secret and very few actually know who she is, and she's generally kept secluded >a few years later, ionius gets overthrown (possibly because he was getting revenge on the other concubines for exiting anselma?) >edelgard and her uncle flee to faerghus, hoping to get help from lambert and the church>uncle arundel and edelgard have no idea anselma is in faerghus and married to the king (weird)>arundel doesn't tell anyone who edelgard is, presumably wanting guarantees of help from lambert>lambert brings dimitri with him to meet arundel, where he plays with edelgard (did lambert really not suspect who edelgard was)>lambert doesn't tell arundel he's married to his sister (why)>at some point during all this, cornelia got bodysnatched>fake cornelia is somehow able to make sure lambert and patricia never have a private conversation together, and lambert never tells patricia her brother is in faerghus, and cornelia is able to pass this off as lambert purposefully hiding edelgard from her>arundel gets bodysnatched, brings edelgard back for experiments>patricia, assuming lambert is an asshole who purposefully kept edelgard from her, helps convince several kingdom nobles to assassinate lambert, and then she disappears, never to be seen again>the concubines who started all this arw never mentioned again, and neither are their children who are only ever mentioned by edelgardI just don't think it makes a lot of sense and got increasingly weirder when the DLC and Three Hopes came out
>>741675075how many levels can I expect to get if I'm on chapter 16 now and have 3 child paralogues left? what if I use the paragon dlc skill?
>>741675365fucking kek
>>741675421This. It's either her or the mole people and with her we at least know that she's a benevolent ruler and isn't hiding that she rules the world.
>>741675421Rhea's problem is that she DIDNT rule the world, she let her secret cabal of simps who drank her blood and became semi-immortal run it all, while she moped around trying to bring back mommyIt was hilarious how in Three Hopes, she fixes Faerghus' food crisis with her advanced knowledge, which is probably just crop rotation or something, which in turn would have probably helped fix the issue with Sreng
>>741675365he did nothing wrong
why did they put sommie's diary entry in gradlon instead of lythos?
>>741675541Like who the fuck are the church cardinals? We never see them until they turn into dragon monsters, but they presumably are the ones who run shit, considering Aelfric. Jeralt is 300 years old and doesn't seem like he's about to die of old age, so these cardinals could literally be a thousand years old
So were the four apostles Nabatean?
Rhea digging up your mom's body to keep in her secret underground crystal shrine is pretty fucked up though
>>741657347edelgard's lack of self awareness is somewhat unnerving
>>741675679The way Seteth talks about Aubin in Three Hopes, probably not.
>>741675608He could have fixed her...
>>741675726There’s a crest of aubin though
>>741675608Edelgard is good.>>741675726How does he talk about Aubin?
>>741675541It's really funny how Fodlan would be a better place if all the conspiracies Edelgard imagines about the Church were actually true.
Don't deny Leda's feelings
>>741675421Doesn't she want to retire anyway?
30 minutes. If I'm wrong, tar and feather me.
>>741675802She's wanted to retire for 1000 years, she just kept going because she thought that's what her mom would want
>Sommie has 740 art pieces in boorusIgnatz test BTFO
>>741675802Yes, now that mommy rehab project completed and it gave her a stud to fuck her down all day she’s ready to let seteth run things
>>741675782Could've been passed onto someone. Either a Nabataean gave the crest, or it was inherited
>>741675789>You always cursed the blood that flowed through you. But in the end, it saved that child's life. It brings me great relief to know that you found salvation in your last moments, Aubin, my friend..Be at peace.This is after telling Yuri a story about one of the Ten Elites having a terminal illness cured after he got a Crest
>>741675798But I would! I would deny Leda her feelings!
>>741675541>Rhea could have just fixed Faerghus's food crisis at any time but chose not to until it became convenientfascinating
>>741675417troubadour was her starting class because I plapped the drill girl
>>741675864Rhea doing a wishy washy thing was the problem, she should have either firmly ruled or just went into seclusion like the other Nabateans did.Also Sothis apparently has a ban on necromancy so she kind of ignored that
>>741675932you know its gotta be treehouse and not kino 8-4 translating because what the fuck were some of those lines in that first trailer. also "the darkest dark" sounds really dumb too
>>741675943Reclass her to Peg immediately. You have nothing to gain going level 10 in that. In my opinion Morgan is too good of a unit to be wasting your time picking up support skills like Rally Speed, and I would skip straight to Dark Flier, but that's on you. Troubadour is a dark hole of exp and time, though.
>>741675798What's she feeling?
Sommie for the last timeNeither Dedue nor Timerra are The Darkest Dark
>>741675802Yeah but she stays on if you marry her and you rule Fodlan as the immortal green couple
>>741675971Rhea’s the continent’s top biologist advancing the knowledge of abiogenesis. She’s NOT a necromancer. That’s a slur.
>>741676056She hates a man so much that simply killing him will not satisfy her
>>741653631Should I torture myself with trying to finish BL and SS Maddening before FW?I already did CF and VW. I found CF pretty hard because I didn't really "build" my units I just kinda put them in whatever classes made sense at the time like in a casual playthrough and also used shitters like Anna. When I did VW I found it disappointingly easy because I actually did the thing where you make sure everyone gets death blow or fiendish blow and all women get darting blow.The main thing keeping me off of doing the other two is my burning hatred for Softlock by Daybreak.
>>741672352yeah... a lot of baggage...
>>741672456Hanneman bangs both these whores
>>741676113I want to take biology classes with Rhea
>>741676118What are her feelings toward angels?
>>741673242The revolution is literally the only reason he could climb to power at all.
>>741676118I'll tell you what will satisfy her.
>>741674803Not me. I'll remember her as having the greatest tits in all of Fodlan
>>741676213there's no reason to play maddening in 3HIt's not balanced properly and it's not fun. And all you get is a piss screen that no one cares about
>>741675791I always assumed it was just TWSITD manipulation
birthday girl
>>741675932She'd just kill you then.
>>741675901Doesn't exactly say 'not a Nabataean' though.
>>741676443FUCKableEdelgard is so much hotter as a demihuman (my sex slaves who like it because I’m nice to them or something)
Are we getting a new post in 15 mins? If they start adding lorebits and not just characters, they will need all 90 days minus weekends.
>>741676513It'd be weird for him to hate his own blood though
>>741672893How? They have literally nothing in common.
>>741676097Lady Edelgard, should we really be trusting this *thing*?
>>741669560Most Fire Emblem females are made to be attractive.
>>741676601>man who could infiltrate the country as any influential man he wants>chooses the biggest tiddy woman he could find instead
>>741676667Yeah but like, maybe his dad was a rapist or something
>>741676795>>manThat’s a troon meme. Cleobulus is a woman in 3H’s data.
>>741676213BL Maddening is fun. SS is just VW again.
>>741676951I want my cock to by snugly inside Rhea’s pussy
>>741676919>CleobolusSounds like a male name, no?
>>741677048Sounds like a demon name. Could be cleo for short. Feminine.
>>741677048That may be a male name historically but the character data is tagged with the female symbol like all the other women
>>741676601>the twittard who commissioned most of Cornelia's art is a tranny chaser
>>741677204Well duh he is body snatching Cornelia.
Swimsuits?
>>741677387it has to be alear
>>741677376Cornelia is a different character in the data. Sorry bro but she’s female.
>>741677387
>>741676975BL is the most fun but has the hardest and least fun endgame imo
>>741677431Then post some?
>>741677705Shez hugging Byleth is the cutest thing
>>741677705good on the artist for accurate boobage
>>741676919I thought he was just wearing Cornelia's corpse. But hey, it worked. People refuse to link it to his real identity.
>>741676036I meant she started at 10 in troubadour so it was either master sealing to valkyrie so I could second seal directly to dark flier or second sealing to pegasus. my ultimate goal is to have a super rally bot that gives +10 to speed, 6 to all other stats and +2 to move while also being able to kill things with the levin sword and use staffs in emergencies.
>>741677756
>>741678006shez doesnt have big canon boobies tho
>>741678151Yes she does. Look at them. They're each almost as big as her head.
>>741678006>Shez always trying to compete with Byleth>Byleth looks at her with an autistic fave
>>741678283Oh, the one I usually post!
imagine chewing corrins weird ears
>>741678228those are literally average
FEH OCs don't do it for me I can't cum to them
>>741675608>>741675605>>741675561>>741675365
She belongs to the boar...
>>741678462He tanked that btw
>>741678432>averageWhat country are you from, so I can move there?
>>741675868Ignatz is literally the best 3h archer
>>741678503Name one fire emblem character that can take on omniman
>>741678516stinkyyyy
>>741678610Unironically.
>>741678556He is underrated. Probably the best debuffer in the game.
>>741678556
>>741678556I've never had a good Ignatz unfortunately
>>741678726>only archer good with the magic bow>infinite hit rate thanks to personal even at max range>learns some of the best buff rallies>perfect to take down dank mage for poison strike for the ultimate chipper and debufferWay better than burnadetta and Ashe.
