MAX AMMO
>>741660614Please don't remind me of zombies. I get the urge to buy Blops 3 for custom maps but hate Activision and COD.
>>741660614How are the Zombies modes nowadays? Last I played was Black Ops 2 and all the DLC.
>>741660614>didn't get a chance to reload
>>741662314Shouldn't have picked an LMG.
>>741661634Blundell ran a train on it with bo3/bo4 and it's been shit ever since. Last I played was bo2 and waw customs. The latter still the goat imo. Though I've seen bo1 and bo2 custom maps making the rounds, and they seem good. Haven't been able to play them though.
INSTAKILL
>Richtofen in a fruit af toneTIME FOR A FIRE SALE!
>>741660778waw zombies and bo2 zombies can run offline and they have mods and it is cool and because you can download them they areawesome idk much about like computers and stuff
but yea i just use ugx mod manager
>>741660778You can pirate the game and use a 3rd party site to download maps. You'd just have to figure out where the maps are saved in the game.
TASTES LIKE BALL SWEAT.. I MEAN BOAR SWEAT
>I WIRR BRINGU GREATO HONOR TO MY FAMIRY GRORY TO DA EMPEROR KAMIKAZEEE BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIhow did they get away with it?
>>741664507Everyone was a caricature, so the ones who got pissy about it had no argument.
THEY ARE TRYING TO FETCH OUR SOULS AGAIN
>>741664507Unironically it was a different time. Remember, cod waw in 2008 sampled a Hitler speech in the victory outro for the German team in mp. And like >>741665197 said, everyone on the og squad was a caricature, so nobody complained.Treyarch did try to "fix" this by replacing the og crew with the Origins crew, but this never really worked. People only liked the Origins crew because they reminded them of the og crew. Blundell figured this out the moment he tried his chaos storyline cast and nobody gave a fuck.
>>741660614one of my friends and i used to intentionally call the powerups by the wrong name to piss our other 2 friends off>FULL AMMO>ONE SHOT KILL>THE NUKE >HANDYMANit happened because he forgot what carpenter was called so he called it handyman and our other two friends got really mad at him for some reason. i thought it was hilarious so i called instakill one shot kill and then they got mad at me. then we kept saying them slightly wrong every time. "the nuke" is because my friend convinced our other two friends that he swears he heard the voice say "the nuke" instead of "kaboom" because his speakers were shitty and he actually thought it was "the nuke", which was a lie, but they bought it anyways.thanks for listening
NEIN! NOT ZE PUPPIES!
>>741667159Are the 4 of you still hanging out?
>>741668370yeah but none of us play fps anymore
>>741668493You should play another match, for old times sake.
I used to be addicted to zombies but then I did the Shaolin Shuffle EE and that map single-handily destroyed all enjoyment I had for the gamemode. I still have PTSD just thinking about it.
>>741670280what fresh hell is this
>>741670280>running is required for movement >make special zombie that rapes if you run Retard devs
Bo7 zombies is the best since Bo3.
>>741661634I just been playing black ops 3 zombies cause steam workshop adds a shit ton of stuffBlack ops 5 Cold War zombies was okay. It was really casualized. Wouldn't mind onslaught mode from that game in a WaW, BO1, or BO2 remake.
>>741670347The zombies mode from Infinite Warfare. It was admittedly pretty cool that you can unlock the celebrity cameos as playable characters, and that beating all 4 EEs unlocks a fifth boss map, but the maps themselves are just fucking rough.
>>741671590>It was admittedly pretty cool that you can unlock the celebrity cameos as playable charactersShame that the cameos are all z-listers except for the Hoff, of course.Even if they couldn't have gotten big name actors, I would've preferred if they just made their own original actor characters based on whatever film genre the map was based on or something.
>>741672227>talking shit on based Mommy ElviraGet the FUCK OUT. NOW.
was it kino?
>>741672289People only like Elvira because of her tits.
>>741672458Yeah, and?
>>741672320>activate 115>some how do a massive clutch move
>>741661634I had fun with MWZ. But then you have to go into the Tier 5 areas and fight the giant worm you have to collect keycards for and I just stopped caring. I played the main story and killed the big purple woman and I had my fun
true ogs
>>741670280Infinite Warfare is weird because the very first map, Zombies in Spaceland, is absolute pure kino rivaling even Kino der Toten and Der Riese, and then you have the four most dogshit maps imaginable. Holy fuck, the last two maps fucking suck dick
>>741666848WaW will forever be the best CoD title and its not even close. Blowing some fags leg off with the ptrs or cutting their arm off with the trench gun bayonet will never get old.
The CoD Zombies stuff always frustrated me ever since Ascension, because they all had these “Easter Egg” quest lines which are really convoluted and cryptic and basically demands that you have a youtube guide on another monitor. And even then, it’s almost IMPOSSIBLE to do the questlines (yes, questlines, I’m not fucking calling them “Easter Eggs”) when you’re playing solo. If you have no friends then you’re basically cucked from ever completing any of the questlines. And there’s something about the questlines that just makes them so extremely tempting to do. Then you watch a guide on youtube and it looks like the coolest shit ever. There’s all these really cool set pieces locked behind questline progress, but I know I’ll never get to see any of it myself because it’s just impossible for me to do the questlines myself. The single only questline I’ve ever done is the Call of the Dead one. And, man, the high I got after completing that questline… Holy shit, I wish I could package that up and inject it into my veins
>>741672571Alright fine, you win. Her tits are pretty great.
>>741660614>unknown soldier: r
>>741660778Blops 3 is the best one for zombies. A fan remake of Die Rise actually made the map fun.
>>741673405>If you have no friends then you’re basically cucked from ever completing any of the questlinesThe vast majority of EEs can be done solo, and you can just use mods for the ones that require other players.If you don't want to use mods, then there's nothing wrong with just joining a public game. I had to do that to complete the Shadows' EE and it wasn't bad. The people I played with were super nice and accommodating.
>>741660614BO7 is the best Zombies has ever been since arguably BO3. That being said, it would've been better if the Cursed mode relics were actually good modifiers that made the game closer to classic mode, rather than annoying nonsense like "your gun swaps every round".
>>741674413Also applies to >>741661634
>>741674413I still haven't played the last two maps, I need to do Paradox Junctions EE as well. I do generally agree with your take, except maybe BO4 is better than it. The first two maps were good. Paradox Junction sucks ass, easily the worst take on Nuketown Zombies.