>Link rejected THISIs he gay???
>>741672939She's a fish.
Nabooru was better.
>>741672939where pussy? how is my dick supposed to breed this?
>>741672992A curiously attractive one though.
I like slimy girls, I'll take her.
>>741672939Imagine the smell
You're missing the point of the game, Link has to sacrifice everything and put aside earthly pleasures to save the world. He will marry Malon, though.
>>741672939He never rejected it. Are you retarded???
>rejected She was a sage. Fucked most of the waifus are off limits. Having a big titty farm girlfriend makes up for it though.
>>741672939You guys do know the remake is going to give her pants and a shirt right? Naked Ruto is too haram for modern audiences.
>>741672939>>741672992>>741673167I don't feel like jacking off on a pile of slimy eggs.
>>741672939I want to massage her bulbous head. I bet it's squishy
>>741672939Ruto giving Link the fuck me eyes after Jabu Jabu inexorably changed the trajectory of my life
>>741673385That is not how Zora reproduction works secondary. Not like your seed is worth a damn to begin with so.
>>741672992out of 10!
There was no rejection, just a doomed sage plot for the adult world which led to them not being able to be together if that was the hypothetical girl the player chose as their headcanon. Anything goes for the past world Link gets booted back to, though, every girl is alive and well there.
Is OoT the biggest Chad Link in the series? He had every girl wanting that Dick of Time and he was literally 9 years old.
>>741674010That would be twilight princess Link.
They can't have Link with Zora's, that goes against their Christian Nintendo Beliefs(tm), and breaks their must be with other Hylians or Zelda rule.Thankfully, we are not Link.
Is it pedo if you fuck a Kokiri? Saria is probably like 100 years old or something
WHERE IS MY FISH WIFE!?
>>741672939Link has no benis :DDD
>>741674129>manlet princess Link
>>741673124What was she planning to give us if we gave her the silver gauntlets?
>>741674217Yes it's still pedophilia because they're mentally still children and behave like children.
>>741674537>pedophilia.... children... childrenhello reddeet.
What the FUCK was up with this demon?
>>741674731Kokiri are supposed to be whimsical creatures from the forest.
>>741672939Wouldn't a tight, flat chest be better for swimming? Y'know, no drag underwater
>>741672939>Disgustingly fucked up proportions
>>741674864She killed a man.
>>741673582Neither is yours, incel.
>>741674217Yes and there's nothing wrong with that.
Replaying OoT as an adult you kind of realize that Zelda is a dumbass and kind of ruined everything with her decisions.
>>741675083Kokiri kid kunny is worth dying for.
>>741672939You guys do realize that compared to a fully grown princess ruto, you would only be the size of her leg.
>>741672939she would've gotten big and fat like her father
>>741674482he may be a manlet, but he's also strong enough to wrestle gorons with only some boots to weigh him down.
>>741675083if you're gonna fuck a kokiri you better be good at it
>>741673385You have to eat all the eggs
>>741675083Don't be ridiculous, people who wander the forest and get lost become stalfos! We all know that, and besides, how would i have managed to kill a full grown man and take his saw anyway, you guys sure do have some funny theories.
>>741674482Imagine saying this when transvestite BOTW and Tears of sloppy seconds exist.
>>741672939Nigga she has eyes on the side of her head.
>>741675872AND?
>>741672992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Aeo4T65Jg
>>741676329>OoTfag insults TT>Instantly deflect to BOTW instead Mind broken AND buck broken, what a combination
>>741675083No she didn't.
>>741676594I wasn't even insulting him, I was giving him some friendly banter.
I need nipples to suck unfortunately
>>741675003Big boobs are illogical anyway, Fisher runaway syndrome when it comes to human men. Female anatomy is kind of a joke flat or not anyway because of the requirement to birth a human.
>>741672939Imagine having a girl like you so much that she won’t take no as an answer and demands that you marry her.
>>741677792So was I, but I'm still correct as well. >>741676594buck break that.
>>741674731She was just looking for a new saw, bro.
>>741672939Zora reproduce via eggs so a honeymoon with Ruto would probably go like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWrPlJCL7vI
>>741672992and?
>>741679218No, it doesn't secondary.
>>741679494>No, it doesn'tNot a single part of my post can be replied this way, I can tell you're ESL>SecondaryPlease elaborate
>>741672939Needs more muscle tbqh
>>741679781Play MM retard.
>>741679218This isn't a problem with shark mermaids.
>>741679889Nta but you do know that there's a quest where you have to rescue stolen Zora eggs from gerudo pirates right? They never really told how Lulu conceived them so its up to debate.
>>741672939>Link rejected THIS>Is he gay???According to fan art yeah.
>>741680124>They never really told how Lulu conceived them so its up to debate.Play MM.
>>741675083out of 10!
>>741672939Play Twilight Princess, Link impregnated all of them. Bad Zelda is canon.
>>741673124Nabooru is racist because orientalism or something something...
>>741675872>she would've gotten big and fat like her father
>>741678487Loli Ruto was pure sex when I was playing this as a kid and remains so.>when she gives you the bedroom eyes when you're in the water with her
>>741680657>Retard secondary starts throwing a fit when called out and spamming animal goreWow, what a shocker. Anything to keep from actually playing a Zelda game.
>>741674731Supposedly she was planned to be a wind sage at some point so im guess alot of content woth her was cut so we are left with a little b straight out of an A24 horror movie
Dolphin pussy
imagine the undulations and milking.she wouldn't even have to move, just pure kegel dolphin core strength.
>>741674731The fae stopped hiding
>>741672992Sex with fish
>>741680864The way she swims up to you so lewd.
>>741681045>The ESL tranny is still throwing a tantrum!ROFLMAO! ACTUAL SUBHUMAN!
>>741672939She doesn't look like this.>>741678487She looks like this. :)
