Post quintessential "dad walks in" vidya scenes. Is picrel still the undefeated king of dadwalksinage?
I remember one time me and my brother were watching Bobobo Bobo Bobo on Toonami at night, and it was the episode where Torpedo Girl is introduced and even in the English dub, it had a lot of crying and moaning from herMy mom stormed out of her room and asked what the fuck we were watching, thinking that it was porn
>>741673012This scene really traumatized millennials huh
>>741673012That's nothing.
>>741673012Are ya havin finny fun, son?
>>741673257What's the Z'ers' "dad walks in"?
Mine was Getaway with unskippable cutscenes in a stripclub cutscene.
>>741673332most anything on tiktok really, since it's all softcore porn labeled as "memes"
>Barbara Joe ending in Magna Cum Laude
The tentacle scene. You know which one.
>>741673330No dad I was just tossing this TV out the window actually. I think I'll go do my homework
>>741673418Yeah, probably this. I'm in charge of some teens at church and have had numerous occasions where they were huddled staring at someone's phone scrolling tiktok, I walk over to see what it is, and it's some goofy skit or video game thing only for them to scroll and some striptease comes up. The look of horror on their faces when they turn to look at my shadow looming over them makes it hard not to just bust out laughing at them.
>>741673332The Whatsapp meme moan.
>>741673716Lmao my disc failed right before this, didn't see the whole game until years later
My Dad walked in during the sunflower part in Conker's Bad Fur Day.
>>741673012>>741673257https://youtu.be/R3Qhw29LEcI?si=0ILvXfhr9qLt-vN6
And the dancing before.
>>741673012
>>741677639>Adagio in G MinorSo THAT'S where that Drawn Together music sting is from!
>>741673012Most Dads of people here probably jerked off to Ariel back in the early 90s.
>>741673332Watching TADC.
>>741673012The idea of someone walking in on me during this mini game paranoid me so much.>Play at a time I know I won't be interrupted.>Mute TV.>Hold remote in left hand so I can easily turn off or switch inputs.I love my parents, but them seeing this might genuinely fracture our relationship.
>>741673012My pops thought metal gear was really cool. Even during the kojimbo scenes. The game he made fun of the most was pokemon on gamecube. I had enough brain cells at the age of 11 to not play kingdom hearts in front of him. I wasnt allowed to play games in my room until i was 13. Then I was able to finally jack off to the girls in god of war.
>>741673332for me it was playing saints row 3 and undressing my female character
>>741677741they went full gay with the remakes
>>741680949Guilty
>>741682513>dad buys you pokemon on gamecube>laughs at you for playing pokemon on gamecubewhat did he mean by this?
>>741677979This is it for me too.
>>741683076He wanted him to suffer, for the lels
It's still preferable to KH1's Atlantica
>>741683185It's just a regular stage in KH1, not a fruity musical
>>741683313>terrible underwater controls>invalidates most of your combo modifier abilities>Under the Sea playing in the background on repeat until your sanity slipsI'll take the musical
>>741673012>Is picrel still the undefeated king of dadwalksinage?No, I've heard way more people tell the same story about FFX-2's opening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBqjdQJlIE8
>>741684183If I walked in on my son watching that, I wouldn't be sure if he's either the straighest boy alive or a lil fag in the making. But then again he's my son and I'm not a fag, and I won't be letting anybody diddle him either, so he should be OK.
>>741684324Chat what the fuck did he mean by this
>>741673012My dad walked in on my sister and I kissing and this would have been worse
Have you faggots considered not playing games made for queers?
>>741684765No, the gayest games are always the most fun ones
>>741673332Theyre so sexless and weird around anything sexual that a fucking kissing scene in life is strange is probably their blue lagoon moment
>>741684324>hes playing a game that has nothing but females, he must be a fagChrist almighty you people are fuckin braindead, good thing none of you retards actually have kids
>>741684765
>>741673012My dad wasn't around and my mom was always working to support us so I could've watched anything really so long as I knew when she'd be home.>>741673332Maybe the Undertale date? Is that Z? Fortnite ass shaking dances on lady characters?
>>741673418>Tiktok trends have caused larges swaths of women to do ahegao faves, "cute" snug wry smiles, that godawful heavy blush makeup, and all sorts of wiggle dancesI'm sure plenty are gonna think that's based but it causes a special brand of loathing in me. Brings me right to the edge of incel mentality.
>>741684183There’s so many dad walks in moments, Leblanc massage game, steam pools on gagazet just to name a few
>>741685184As it should. Being a pervert loses its appeal when everyone is a pervert.
I don't understand why people are so embarrassed to be seen playing this particular scene in Kingdom Hearts, when to me, being caught playing Kingdom Hearts in general is embarrassing as fuck. It's some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. It's not related to homosexuality in way, but I can't think of another word to describe KH. It's gay. It's so fucking gay. You're taking the cringe of JRPGs, which I do like, but when you mix it with fucking Disney, it's just an overload of faggotry.
>>741685341Based pervert gatekeeper
>>741684702Was she hot?
>>741684765We are pro lg/v/t here!
>>741685632We do need a finer definition for this non-homosexual fagginess is, I really have no idea what to call it. It's not "cringe", that's not quite the feeling. "Sissy" doesn't feel right either. It's just fucking gay.
>>741685802Metrosexual?
>>741685925No, no, that's more of a fashion thing
>>741686001i call it "possible /v/ bait material"
>>741685802"Gay".
>>741685632It's straight up gayness there's no other way to call it. The Germans probably have a word for it 'Schwulseinnurdemnamennach'
>>741685802"Cringe" is closer to how I would describe it, but it just doesn't cover it. It's certainly partially cringe, but it's also a mix of emasculation and... something else. A lack of embarrassment until caught?
>What are you playing son?>Super Robot Wars>Well I guess I know what makes this robot war super
>>741684872Playing as a woman means you want to be a woman and is the first step towards trannyism, we've established this many times now.
>>741684765That franchise is now woke btw
>be teen>Dad catches me playing some old eroge>Makes eye contact. Says nothing. Just quietly leaves.>Start to hang head in shame >Suddenly hear him shouting very loudly to my mother; I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T FUCKING GAY!
>>741686151>>741685802>>741685632You all sound really brown, but idk why
>>741686151Embarrassing. I think that's broad enough. Kingdom Hearts is pretty embarassing to play with a non-fan in the room.
>>741684872It's like playing with dollsTons of parents tend to get ballistic about it
>>741686423It really really isn't. At most they'd give you shit for looking at your 3d girls ass. If you're playing Tomb Raider and back flip shoot dinosaurs they're gonna get it.
>>741686389Idk man maybe browns are living rent-free in your cranium or smth
>>741686389>browns out of nowhere>clearly upset people think KH is for gaylordsYou gotta take a look at yourself anon
>>741686453I never said it makes much senseIt's just the logic those people would apply
>>741673012>Beat the game>It was good>This bitch starts dancing for no reason >Dad comes home from work>"What the hell are you watching?">"Huh, no, I huh, I'm not watching, I'm playing this game but I don't know why they put this shit in. I can't skip it">Dad goes "hmm", stays here watching for a couple more minutes. Thank god at least Bayonetta was hot. Also, not vidya but related>Come home from the comics store>Put the Love Hina books I just bought on the table while I take off my shoes>Mom sees the cover with a dozen half naked girls on it>"why are you reading a book made for girls?"
>>741686579there are no THOSE people. THOSE people are more likely to think you're playing something dirty.
>>741686403>Kingdom Hearts is pretty embarassing to play with a non-fan in the room.No no no. Kingdom Hearts is embarrassing to play, regardless of whether people know you play it or not. Just that one image of Woody stretching out his arm to tell Sora to stay back is tough to look at.
>>741684324thanks dad.
>>741685632this guy gets itthe entire franchise is nothing BUT *dad walks in* moments, even the serious bits is gay as fuck.
>>741686364Based dad. Shit mom.
>>741684872Look it's not hard.You play Resident Evil pick Jill or Claire and blow a zombies head off in a gory explosion with a shot gun that's badass and hetero.You play a game that's full of gay pop songs and play pretty princess dress up you're a homo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBqjdQJlIE8
>>741686809>Shit mom.Hey, she might have been off the mark but she was nothing if not supportive. Too supportive really.
>>741686593Your mom sounds functionally retarded.
>>741686593hey I remember this part.>first year uni, living with housemates>one guy walk in on me finishing Bayonetta>we sit quietly staring at the screen when the dance scene happens, not talking at allthe best part is I know the guy loves Bayonetta (the game) and he already finished it before me and it was still awkward as fuck for the both of us when the dance scene comes on.
>>741673012I only remember watching my older play this and us both looking at each other like "wtf is this shit?"
>>741686865Parents are trolls and one of their primary unconscious goals is to embarrass their children their whole lives. Mom's that good of a troll a simple throwaway comment stuck with anon years later
>>741673332Literally any gen Z media from fnaf to this circus thingy
>>741686865>>741686939In this case, I think it was more of a boomer thing. She grew up with "girls read books about girls and play with girls dolls". There were no such things as toys openly appealing to the teens' hormones in the 60s.
>>741673332Xenoblade 2.
>>741673012>PC is loading into a random TF2 server>dad walks in>turn around to talk to him>after he leaves, turn back to the screen>server's welcome screen was some art of heavy x medic yaoi
>>741687427My grandma saw someone throw up a Azumanga Daioh hentai spray.
>>741673012>playing KH2>our house was in the process of renovating/being built. Like sleeping on plywood built. So my parents dresser was stored inside my 8'x10' room next to the bathrooms that just been done>Get to the Little Mermaid segment, song & dance routine, oh no. Not aga—>bedroom door suddenly SWINGS open>Dad walks in fresh from the shower, naked and unannounced, with just a towel on>rummages through the dresser getting his things, taking his time. He would sometimes also just spend a minute to watch whatever was on TV if I was playing or had a movie on...Thank goodness you could pause the game. I did just that, and waited for him to leave over the muted music.He said nothing. Only looked at me.The shame stays with me to this day. The scene is burned into my memory...
my dad literally walked in on when I was playing Metal Gear Twin Snakes and it was at the codec/Sniper Wolf scenes where otacon is yapping "can love bloom on the battlefield?" it's not the most embarrassing but it was still pretty embarrassing. But he completely tuned out what was on the tv cuz he thought it was all just hogwash
having issues here test
>>741673286Yeah but that game has straight up softcore porn too
>>741673332Dad walking in on them playing a furry character in fortnite and screaming into the mic, probably
>>741687180Fucking Playboy used to print comics about sexy girls being sexy in the 50s. This is just a retard thing.
>>741687749>Playboy Not toys, not aimed at kids. You are right, it is a retard thing.
>>741673087Mom is a japanese anime called bobobababobobobobobbboobobobo, leave me alone.
>>741687582Jesus fucking Christ
Did you guys not play video games in your room?
>>741688580Why do you think dad walked IN and not BY?
>>741686593>>Come home from the comics store>>Put the Love Hina books I just bought on the table while I take off my shoes>>Mom sees the cover with a dozen half naked girls on it>>"why are you reading a book made for girls?"Your mom is 100% based and correct. Love Hina is for girls. It's literally a romantic comedy. Justify it all you want.>"A-a-actually the girls are naked all the time..!!"It's a romance for girls.>"I-i-it's a harem!!"Yeah that doesn't actually mean what you think it means. It actually means there's plenty of different types of female characters for the FEMALE READERS to self-insert as.Your mom was worried you might be gay and she was right.>play BayonettaYou are so fucking gay. Holy shit.
>>741688778You used a tranime girl to represent your reaction, you're no better than him
>playing Dante's Inferno>dad comes in during Cleopatra fight
>>741688872>you're no better than himWho said I was?
>>741673012dad walked in on me playing drakengard during the part where you kill all the giant flying babiesit was awkward
Machias and Jusis performing at the school festival Trails of Cold Steel 1.jpg
i wish i had a dad...
back then the pc was in the living room so i could only really play Epic Badass Man vidya. wasn't until i moved out for university that i could just play ecchi games and spank it whenever. that shift to freedom was intoxicating. they still think i'm gay because i've anime figs in my room and mum calls them dolls
If only kh wasn't so gay
>>741689087I'm not playing.
>>741685632>>741685802juvenile. kitsch. camp.
my dad used to see me play elite beat agents on my ds and he called it the "gay dancing game" despite me being a pro gamer and on the hardest difficulty with the elite beat divas.
>>741689201They are dolls and you are indeed gay, based mom
>>741687582Super Creek would not do this to you
>>741677979I don't remember that>>741678368Shame they didn't put that much effort in act 3. It's still believable that one of the most Influential people of bg has his front door to his mansion in the cemetery. Well, I'm sure the remakes of 1 and 2 will be better.
>>741689354Fellas, is it gay to dance with your fellow agents?
>>741673332Something related to GTA I guess
>>741689450hey fuck you too buddy
>>741689513If it is, then listening to men who wear makeup singing is also gay.
>>741684183my fucking dad bought the guide book to ogle the girls
>>741684183Let's be real here, X-2 isn't a "Dad walks in" moment, the whole fucking game is basically "Dad walks in" at almost any given point.Still really good game though.
>>741686809>>741686864
>>741690037powerful. follow his example.
>>741690104>Still really good game though.This and ffsop are like the best ff games in terms of gameplay and overall design.
what about the mission in saints row 3 when youre drugged and naked swinging a giant dildo to recruit Zimos?
>>741673332Probably OP as well, because people for some reason keep on thinking that zoomers are gen alpha when they're nowhere near that young outside of late zoomers or mid-late zoomers.
>>741673279Kek. My first thought too.
>>741673012For me it was this.
>>741686593Bayonetta is more of an issue in mom walks in situations, dad will likely just enjoys the whore dance and poses.
>>741686364Wait a second, is that motherfucking Brave Soul? Based, but I went for the catgirl.
>>741688965BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED.Granted, that's actually a bit more concerning than seeing that my son is in fact heterosexual and likes hot women. Playing Drakengard that is.
>>741673012I played it a few weeks ago. What exactly wrong with this one? How is this worse than the orignial cartoon? Why is /v/ so obsessed with this scene?
>>741691137Zoomers aren't that young, but they also vary wildly in age, cause gen z is from like 98 to '16 or something
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
when your innocently playing TF2 CSS or left for dead and people started spamming porn sprays all over
>>741677979holy shit i forgot about this. i played this game so long ago...
>>741673332for me was the GTA V strip club
My dad ACTUALLY walked in during that mgs2 scene where Vamp cranks the homoeroticism dial up to 11 while slaughtering a bunch of guys. He was more concerned about the goofy blood foubtains thoughbeit.
>>741673012>play gayshit>win gay prizesI have never played Kingdom Hearts and never will.
>>741697151Play just the first one and forget about the others, including 2.
I had the good fortune to never play anything too embarrassing while my parents were in the room. 4chan filled that role instead. I remember vividly back in 2010 or so I was on my laptop in the kitchen posting in some thread about the PS1 and N64 and who owned which at what time.A random Anon decided to render the sentence "I was a psx kid" as "I was a pee-sex kid" for shits and giggles, and just as I had read it and moved onto the next post I hear my dad's voice from right behind me reading the line out load.>I was a- I was a pee sex kid? Huh? I was a pee sex kid?>n-no dad. I mean i- he's referring to the first Playstation which was- it had an acronym- I->?>i-i-it was called the "PEA-ESS-ECKS" in many regions and he's having a bit of fun with the- with the pronunciation. Get it? haha.>Oh, Ok. *turns away*To this day I still don't know if he believed me or if he even still remembers.
>>741673012Why isn't the girl on the left wearing a bra
I remember my grandpa watching me fight the furnace boss from conker and he was cracking up when you clap his balls with the bricks, he never laughed at much
One time I was playing something with a create a character, probably a wrestling game, and my dad asked if I was playing dress up. But he’s a closeted fag so I can’t be too mad at him.
>>741684183>be like 13 when this came out>hyping up X-2 to a friend who is only a casual RPG enjoyer>finally pick it up>"just play the first hour with me, it'll be fun">fucking this is his the game starts>apologize and vow to never show anyone a game ever again
>>741684183For the record, she should have been naked or at the most in her underwear under this wetsuit. No way that leather shirt and booty shorts would be comfortable to wear underneath.
>>741683550>skill issue>skill issue>the man with no tastethe biggest problem with kh1 atlantica is that it's a labyrinth with no map
>>741688070The divorce did not sit well with Loid...
>>741673012I don't see the issue here.>Dad walks in>"Is that The Little Mermaid?">pic rel
>>741673257This was the absolutely gayest thing in a videogame back thenWe didn't know how bad things could really get
>>741691137You die a zoomer or you live long enough to become a boomer. Deal with it.
>tfw mom AND dad walk inWhich game?
>>741699847>Which game?If both your parents ever walk in on you for any reason, no matter what you're doing, it could never be good. That'll make your heart sink and shoot out your ass.
>>741684183>>741673012Zoomers might not understand exactly why it was so bad because they've normalized homosexuality, but these two scenes made everyone's dad think they were gay for playing "girl games" or "faggy games."
Why were dads so homophobic bros?
>>741699847Cho Aniki
>>741700046they also say shit like "powerpuff girls was for boys"
>>741700135I watched it as a boy and it was one of the few cartoons with some amount of blood in it.
>>741700060Back then, men's friend groups consist of nonstop sociopathic macho hazing, they treat each other with utter contempt at all times as a game of humiliation. So then when they become a parent of a boy, their only instinct is to capitalize on the opportunity to get away with free abuse toward a helpless victim.
>>741699847>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>741673332I'm an earlier Gen Z, and mine would probably be DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball or Xtreme 2 Christie's pole dance. Although in actuality my parents never walked in on me during either of these.
>>741700260I'm trans btw
>>741700060Studies show that most heterosexual men instinctively react the same way to the sight of two men kissing as they do to seeing maggots. It's just how people have evolved, and a few years of jews and women saying do otherwise isn't enough to overcome thousands of years of evolution.
>beat Metal Gear Solid 3 while at a friend’s house>Eva and Snake start getting it on at the cabin>friend’s mom walks inWe were around 17 at this point but it still was awkward.
>>741687406The dance scene for sure but i don't know if XC2 is popular enough to be a "Gen Z" thing
How about the opposite?>Dad walks in>this is cool!
>>741700265noice
>Japanese games being Japanese >”Wow this is gay and embarrassing”
>dad walks in
>>741686389retarded weeb
>>741702058KH1 wasn't gay you fag
>>741673332TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR
Mom and Dad walked in during that scene and nothing happened, she loves little mermaid.
>>741703942They already knew you were gay
What were they smoking when they wrote swim this way
>>741673332They don't have one.Gen Z media is too irony-poisoned and afraid of being called "cringe".
>>741702086>"Now watch this, dad.">Press R>Whore comes in and gives Arthur a handjob.>"I'm impressed, son."
>>741673332"ironic" bestiality memes
For me it was going to the strip club in GTA IV
>>741673012I literally hid this whole game and final fantasy x-2 from my family, friends, and peers. I wouldve said I was gay before admitting to playing either of them. It wad a different time where social shame still existed and worked.
>>741706652SWIM THIS WAY
>>741673012What's bad about this scene?
>>741702058The US is simply a queer culture, the predominant "conservative" culture is the closeted neo-puritan types who resent the out crowd for being able to play dress-up. In the US trailer trash hillbilly guy world, anything that isn't brutal violence is mocked as being sissy. But as long as it does involve violence, like WWE, it can be as campy and theatrical and still not be "gay". Somehow the trashy people took over the internet and have started mouthing off about things they don't like as if anyone cares.
>>741707890Outside of the obvious faggot shit the song is ear cancer
>>741707890Go watch it on youtube and ask yourself how your father would react to seeing you play such a game
>>741708091That's not relevant in the least>>741708152He didn't give two shits
>>741673332dad bought GTAV for me, mom saw the M rating and didn't let me play the game for five years until she gave it back as a "gift". why was she so strict with video games but never thought I'd be watching hours of porn everyday since age 10 is beyond me. shit's fucked
My experiences with dad seeing what I play were always funny.>playing Tekken 3>dad walks in>asks me what I'm playing>"It's Tekken 3, dad">watches me play for a while>"Which one of 'em's Tekken?"
>>741673332Zoomers can't live with themselves. They're ashamed of existing. So anything, really.
>>741673332It's gotta be the new cartoon furry porn they got these days. That shit is deluxe, kids these days don't know how good they have it with all the cartoon porn. Back in my day you looked for black-and-white comic books with idiotic and grotesque looney-tunes designs. Now everything looks actually cute.
>>741708454>playing Jazz Jackrabbit (no idea if it's 1 or 2)>there's a level where witches throw spells at you>if you get hit, you turn into a frog>if you're a frog, you have to go hop to a girl who will kiss you and turn you back>older brother makes fun of me, saying I got hit on purpose because I liked the kissingHe said the same shit about the fairies that gave you a super fire breath by kissing you in Spyro 1He was right both times but I still got mad at him obviously
zoomers wouldn't get it cause they just say "fuck you unc" to their parents now and get away without a beating
>>741686593your mother is a lesbian, the target audience
My dad rarely walked in or watched me play anything but one of the last times he did it was when I started Type-0 for the first time and it only amplified what is easily one of the most cringeworthy opening sequences in all of video games.
>>741678368>"You forgot to wildshape into the bear, son"
>>741707890Absolutely nothing, if you're a little girl.
>dad and sister almost walked in on me wanking to diva titantrons in wwf gamesthank you torrie wilson and stacy keibler
>>741673332They don't have a father.
>>741709084QRD?
>>741709246Absolutely fucking BASED, I blew countless loads to Candace's titantron in 2008 (06?) on the PSP. Pretty sure she's responsible for my taste in women.
>>741673332Probably still this for early Gen z. KH2 came out in 2005, it's not like some thig only 13-17 year olds picked up, it's a fucking Disney game. Plenty of gen z kids got this shit brought for them by their parents who saw Donald Duck and went ooooh
>>741709309It's an extremely protracted scene of some streets getting fucked up mid-war and a kid and his chocobo getting blown up and bleeding out and crying about how he doesn't want to die for like a full ten minutes before he finally does. Then the main characters show up and the game starts and this entire sequence has no immediate relevance to anything until later in the story.
>>741684765As if the game where the main character screams out GAY DICITUS every other line isn't a game made for queers.
>>741686632>Just that one image of Woody stretching out his arm to tell Sora to stay back is tough to look at.>Hol up>Let him cook
>>741710439I can't fathom playing this around anyone, not even my own brother who also finished it.
>>741687681>anon would rather be caught with a bunch of diaper fetish men than with boobs okay
>>741710439In addition to being gay as hell this is another prime example of the remake going well out of the way to draw out something the original did as an aside.
>>741677741Don't worry no one under 30 plays this shit
>>741673332Modded Skyrim>Luckily the pause menu obscured most of it.I sure hope that bastard took the secret to his grave.
>>741713545I don't blame you, Skyrim is literally only good for bimbo & futa mods.
>>741690251She cute
>>741686364>
>>741673012Little Mermaid? That was banned in your household?
>Ar Tonelico's 'first install' scene (if you only listen to the voices)
This entire site is the biggest "dad walks in" hazard. /thread
