How to respond without looking like a creep?
>>741681232>Dick out. Let see if you can suck as good as your.mother.
>>741681232T-T
>>741681232
I've replayed through this overrated garbage a couple months ago (it still sucks as bad as I remembered), and I don't remember this line.
>>741681232>Sure :)Was that so hard?
>>741681232Is this the dogshit game that punishes you to kill people as a fucking assassin or the dogshit sequel nobody played?
>>741681232I'M YOUR DAD, IDIOT
>>741681578You're an assassin not a psychopath
>>741681232How do you not audibly "UOHHH!" upon hearing that phrase?
>>741681232punished corvo denied of oyakodon
>>741681270good morning
>>741681232My illegitimate daughter can't possibly this cute.
>>741681232Pretty sure I gave up on this game after I got softlocked in a level.
>>741682004Those are some nice DSL
No one posting the copy pasta?
Corvo should have just married Emily and become Emperor, no one would stop him and he would continue the royal bloodline again.In Dishonored 2 Emily has zero heir after a decade on the throne, which makes zero sense.
>>741681232I don't respond and instead jump off the rooftop and start parkouring around.
>>741681232say you will if she can win in a dick sucking competition against her mum
>>741681232"Yes"
>>741683549me on the left
>>741682735It makes sense when you realize that get Anita to consult on the sequel and so they had to make Emily a girlboss who don't need no man.
>>741684070Feminists love the idea of female monarchs but hate responsibility that goes with it.
>>741681232>Sorry sweetie, no can do. Acting like a functioning adult who can interact with children is not something that is difficult for normal people.
>>741681232I will marry your mother and you're my daughter so I can't marry you.
>>741681578filtrered brainlet lol
>>741686465>normal peoplewhy do you not know where you are, old man?
>>741686465Normal people would've been considerate and just jokingly say sure. That's what I'd have done.
>>741681232moe as fuck my nigga
>>741689765saaaar
>>741681517best game in the series
Reminder that Corvo is canonically a groomer.
>Sorry that you're brown.
>>741691921arkane was BASED !?
>>741682735>which makes zero sense.Haha yeah imagine a queen never having an heir like imagine ruling for 45 years and never getting married and producing an heir like imagine being the longest reigning monarch of your dynasty and being referred to as "The Virgin Queen" haha how absurd such a thing would never happen, too unrealistic.
Anyone got the screenshot of him saying I thought she was 18?
>>741681232There's no need to think about this, you would never be in this situation
>>741681270MUMMAA!!!
>>741693171was gonna drop this until girl on the right showed up
>>741683549what's going on here
>>741684070>>741684514Or maybe Anita wanted father-daughter incest and kept her "single" for that
>>741683549yjk this was drawn by a Tumblrina who self-inserts as Emily
>>741693036They used to be the good type of french, then becane the badvtype of french
It's bad to bring instability into a line of succession by siring a child with the reigning monarch outside of marriage actually.
>>741695841That would imply she has based taste so I think we can rule it out.
>>741681232By performing the choir part from duel of the fates at full volume while violently rotating both arms
>>741682004oh hey, the art even looks like Chloe Grace Moretz a bit, neat.Man, remember when Zenimax threw money at games like that? What an era
>>741681232>Ha-ha, that's sweet, but you're very young, Emily. When you are old enough, I'm sure you will choose a proper partner befit of your reign over the empireeasy, have you never talked to kids
>>741681270
>>741681232>>741681517Her little white suit is adorable
>>741698501Just got a boner reading this
just laugh and say "sure"
>>741681232Could you please consider not becoming an accessory to men? If you desperately want to be wanted by a man then just have a child and be lucky.
>>741681517>men want only one thing and it's disgusting
>>741681232Just say we'll see and go somewhere else with her mother
>>741681578>Go out of your way to kill over half of the level>Get levels with more enemies to fight>Complain?????
>>741691921That's only the "official account"She chose him. Even if he didn't return the feelings right away there's 6 years where they spent every day together. He would have to follow her personal order and he supposedly only reciprocates when she's 18. Bullshit.
>>741681232okay
>>741691921I love how people spending their lives together and developing feelings for each other is automatically deliberate "grooming" on the man's part
>>741681517trannies will see this and scream at you to watch porn instead
>>741691921>>741699742the text mentions zero grooming though, that's just trannymadness or ragebait. all we know is that Jessamine happened to develop feelings for this dark, handsome man who has sworn to lay is life on the line for hers. Classic story, nothing bad in it
>>741681818>>741698383>pedos bad>but my orange pedo president goodPoloids, everyone
>>741681232"Sure."
>>741693036keyword being "was"
>>741699941>pedos bad>but my brown muslim immigrant pedos good
>>741681232sorry kid, but I only marry someone whose vagina I can fully penetrate
>>741682203what the fuck jb what happened to you
>>741699880And she developed those feeling suddenly after reaching the age of consent in California?
>>741700771that's not part of the text, only that their affair took place when she was of age (nothing to do with California lol, 18 is standard in western Europe). Both weird pervert fantasies about Corvo having sex with a 12 year old as well as moralist soapbox drivel about "grooming" are made up and basically fanfic (and probably projection at that), because there is nothing substantiating it in the game, so idc
>>741681578You can assassinate the targets and remain low chaos.
>>741682203?
>>741681270fpbp
>>741704315>gtfo off the throne, your mom sits there
>>741681232half of her blood is within you. why would i want that?
>>741691921>waits for arbitrary IRL AoC in a fiction for some reason>this is groomingno
How many times are you going to post that you're attracted to little girls
>>741704315
>>741704668
>>741704968>de-aging potion was for becca
>>741704968kek
>>741697545gonna miss those frogs
>>741698501Based
>>741681517
>>741700274rip.
>>741693171Game had reddit vibes but still managed to be good.
>>741691921grooming isn't real but good meme.
>>741691921Corvo plapped her immedialty after becoming Royal Protector
>>741699393cute
>>741682509what did he mean by this
>>741681232Is Emily in Dishonored 2 good for anything other than setting up chain take downs with domino?
leave empress emily to me
>>741681517KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME NOW NOW NOW I WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS
>>741721697Just go visit your niece
out of 10
>>741691921Corvo is pair-bonding-maxxing
>>741691921Wouldn't Jessamine be the one in power there? She probably picked him as bodyguard because of a childhood crush and jumped his guns as soon as she got old enough to realize she had the opportunity to. If I had a hot strong slightly older guy bound to my whims I'd have claimed my right to fuck him too. The royal authority over him would make him super submissive, loyal, obedient, and Corvo is a catch compared to the greasy scumbags we see around the palace.
>>741700274Raphael still is.https://www.youtube.com/@RaphaelColantonioYT
So the first game is the only one worth playing, yeah?
