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You have been tasked by a publisher to create the worst video game ever made. What do you make?
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>>741693034
I take half the money for myself, then give the rest to Sony and have them make it.
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>>741693034
I give up, the competition right now is fierce.
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>>741693034
Easy. I'll just remake your favorite game, faggot.
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>>741693034
>call up naughty dog
>it's already in production
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make a 10/10 game then drop a game-annihilating update and go radio silent
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>>741693198
>Capcom dropping ""Ultra"" Street Fighter 4 to force everyone along to SFV.
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>>741693034
Breath of the wild
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choices matter gacha game with the firewalk design team
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>>741693065
Delightfully devilish.
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>>741693034
Real time deck building extraction shooter battle royale survival crafter
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>>741693034
Gacha saf
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>>741693034
I take a beloved franchise with lots of fans and then insert my niche political agenda into it.
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>>741693034
a multiplayer extraction shooter blended with fall guys/peak and with rpg elements elements. pocket most investments, give the intern the project, say i lost a lot on advertisement that nobody ever managed to see, exit. still retain the rights in case it gets popular somehow for passive income and live on the beach
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>>741693034
>What do you make?
I'm already making a game right now.
It's not gaining attentions, and I'm afraid I just wasted my life on it.
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>>741693034
I make a gacha, but with ugly characters. The worst of both worlds.
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>>741693034
>female protagonist
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>>741693034
Marathon devs already made it.
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>>741693034
The same things they've been making for a decade now. Why try and improve on perfection?
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>>741693034
god of war 18
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Singleplayer linear character action game with over the top cutscenes, a silly plot, big titty sidekick, a protagonist that tries too hard to be cool, made by a japanese studio.
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>>741693034
I'd just make a sports game. They all fucking suck and are for retarded normies.
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> god of war laufey and the Reddit cube as MC’s
> “Focus M” dialogue
> concord side character design
> shadow of the colossus empty open world but with UE5slop graphics
>E33 free download pack animations
> ARK’s subtle sun glare
>soundtrack composed by that one shop music anon
>seraphic blue’s unskippable one hour cutscenes
>mandatory NTR
give me more
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>>741693034
All of the ops picrel genres combined
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>>741693034
Open world soulslike looter MMO. Add LGBTQ+ for extra shit.
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>>741693859
Infernal.



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