$1500 TO PLAY RETRO GAMES
How is that different than any other PC user?
>>741695601how about i drop 1k to get the guy as one of my personal bulls for my girlfriend? sounds like a better deal
imagine getting tech advice from this brainlet faggot
>>741695601Says more about Forza than anything desu
So this was just false advertising?
>>741695697Posts like these should have their IPs exposed
>>741695601lol you can CLEARLY see how low the framerate is on that forza video compared to everything else. 25 fps gaymin, we are sooo back
>>741695601so why wouldn't you just get a ps5 or xbone?
>>741695601Linus sebastian is a cockmongling faggot
>>741695601>controlled>linus miscegenation tipsno thanks
>>741695601LMAO the pc >>741695601faggot mindset while reviewing this shit box is too funny man.
>>741695729if you upgrade to 4chan premium you can turn that feature on at the click of a button
>>741695712No, you can easily play Secret of Monkey Island on Steam Machine at over 60fps and 4k resolution.
>>741695601>price isn't so bad if you're millionare like me!
>>741695837I meant the >desktop classpart.It is literally using laptop components, it isn't desktop class in any sense of the term and that's why the performance is so terrible.
>>741695601Yeah, that's how my rig works. Modern "games" are for darkies.
You guys know he doesn't even know how to assemble a PC correctly, right? I doubt he even has certs. Don't post this shit
>>741695712Linus complained about that point as well, it's basically just a flat lie outside of upscaling from like 720p on the lowest possible settings of certain games
>>741695601I like how he copes by switching to Arkham knight immediately after Forza as if telling the audience "well uuh see?? it CAN run a game smoothly!"Yeah, an 11 year old game thats known very well optimized lol
>>741695907>Arkham knight >known very well optimized/v/ ever plays a videogame challenge [impossible]
>>741695746because they love to larp as pcmr fags. >I have a Steambox PC, and someone else has a 5090 PC. Since they’re both PCs, I can shit up the internet with stories of amazing PC performance
>>741695897It isn't "basically" a lie, it IS a lie. See >>741695882Calling it 4k60 is highly misleading for sure, but calling it "desktop class" is an absolute lie and may be considered false advertising.
>>741695601My steam deck already does this
>>741695601It's a really cute little cube huh, don't play gaymes as much anymore but would have been a good loonux box to have.
>>741695601https://youtu.be/cF6eAM3jhCY?t=936ETA prime had forza horizon 6 running at over 60fps at 1440p with no fsr
I don't know why people are complaining about NAND prices fucking this console when it was doomed since inception with a CPU/GPU combo like that and lots of gamers pointed that out when the specs were shown
>>741695712It's okay... you can still play every Shantae games at 4k 60fps, thats all you need brother. What do you meaaaan you want more?? blasphemy
>>741695907>I like how he copes by switching to Arkham knight immediately after Forza Literally, that team was the last of the old guard. Linus is being a disingenuous little shit, and It's getting to me.
>>741695697No, no, you got it all wrong. He's the guy you pay to sit in the cuck chair.
>>741695965What if you had a steam deck...... that wasn't portable?(Or at least not as easily.)
>>741695958Funny you say that when it's 5090 users forcing impractical tech illiterate nigger baiting settings and getting 40fps upscaled from 720p.>>741695979Race mixing tips doesn't know what he's doing? No!
>>741695953Have (you)? you raging faggot? Today isnt June 2015 you retard.
>>741695907>an 11 year old game thats known very well optimizedMaybe NOW. Arkham Knight was known as a fucking GPU hog when it first released on PC.
>>741695712they meant that for Wallpaper Engine
>>741696059Throwing 30x better hardware at something doesn't make it more optimized you blackest gorilla.
>pay 1000 dollars for a brand new PC>can't even play new gamesCan ANYONE run games like nu-Mafia without stutters on PC? I'm not sure anymore
>>741695702Yeah, "imagine".
>>741696086cute loli
>>741695601Humiliation ritual
>cube to play software you don't even own
>>741696094Compared to what 25 year old programmers are capable of nowadays, what they did with Arkham Knight is actually impressive. And they did it without AI assisted coding.
this will revolutionize couch gaming foreverI can't wait to finally couch game
>>741695796honestly pretty based, asian women are sexy.
>>741696192>gogtranny still seething about his store barely breaking even and being one bad week away from bankrupcy
>>741696094Play the fucking game you dipshit THEN come back and talk to me. Oh wait, you dont play jackshit keep seething and whining retard.
>>741695697Preferably Black.
>>741695712My Steamdeck can do FSR into 4K and get 30fps solid in Gunfire Reborn, 0 chance the Machine wouldn't be able to do 60fps especially if it has FSR3.
>>741696329>LLM slop sourced from redditYou're darker than a black hole.
>>741696086need the sauce on this one
>>741695601>My old ass RTX3070 laptop is a better value than steam machinefucking kek
I play plenty of games at 120fps on my steam deck oled Spelunky 1 & 2Deus ExClassic WOWOSRSThe list goes on. Then again I don’t play modern goyslop movie games so I don’t have to worry about this
>>741695746steam has games
>>741695601Why did they think the Steamcube was going to be a good idea anyway? Even without insane hardware price increases over the past two years, was anybody ever going to buy this weird console/babby's first PC hybrid? It still would have been cheaper to just buy a PS5/Xbox for similar titles to Steam and the Switch is it's own market, and a real PC enthusiast would actually spend more money building something stronger than this retarded little shitbox. I don't get who this product was for.
God, Linus is such an obnoxious faggot. For people that don't even know him, they'd probably assume he's gay, most straight men don't have an ear piercing like that. The other thing I hate about him is he isn't even really a "gamer" if anything he pretends to like video games but whenever he advertises or plays games on his channel he does it in such a way that I can just tell he has no interest or real desire to play video games. He has other people on his "staff" usually explain the game or play it for him. He only knows normalfag stuff, and I'd surmise that's all he might play. I wouldn't take "gaming" advice from Linus. He knows about tech stuff obviously and can explain the hardware and shit, but Gamer Nexus actually has a "lab" with custom devices to test all kinds of crazy things. They will HUFF THEIR OWN FARTS to test a lot of things people probably wouldn't even care about. It's actually insane to watch to the point where it loops back around and is quite impressive. Gamer Nexus is quite literally for the most autistic of the autistic. Linus is quick and simple when explaining things, and doesn't use complicated jargon, and if he does, he usually explains it. Marquis Brownlee or whatever is pretty casual, but he's also super obnoxious. Pretty much any high level youtuber huffs their own farts, but I can't blame them when they're famous and rich. Gamer Nexus at least focuses primarily on the gaming industry and has done a lot of reporting and whistleblowing on stuff. Linus and Marquis are what normalfags and redditors watch. I'm just not autistic enough to understand or keep up with Gamer Nexus. I wouldn't recommend listening to Linus when it comes to anything gaming related.
>>741696545>Even without insane hardware price increases over the past two years, was anybody ever going to buy this weird console/babby's first PC hybrid?Yes. The price hike of hardware was unprecedented. Stop living under a rock.
>>741695697Linus would not be the "bull" he'd be sitting the cuck chair.
>>741695907>Known very well optimizedNice English, pajeet
>>741695601>it runs Arkham Knight, the best video game ever madegood enough for me
>>741696384>>741696802>no counter argument Kys
>>741695601can it run kenshi without lagging or loading every few seconds?
>>741695710Sure
>>741695907>very well optimized
>>741695601This is just a ouya with a valve logo. Literally the same thing, same form factor and everything. It's amazing what marketing and branding can do, there are unironic ouya defenders ITT
>>741695907because he is a fucking shill. By the way, that thing is huge, almost as big as a Nintendo Shitcube. Fuck jews
>>741697285Anon, you're being retarded. Write something else if you want ass-pats.
>>741695963It's not a lie because you put it on top of your desk.
>>741695601Everyones playing shit at 4k on it but i would just stick to 1080p. Would work better.
>>741697363That's not what "desktop class" means
>>741697285I thought the Ouya was that piece of shit that only let you stream games but then I remembered that was the Stadia kek
>>741697340>cube shaped console pretending to not be a console>runs an OS that's a fork of something else>underpowered but overpriced>mainly used to play old games>no real use case>primary appeal is novelty>dead on arrivalI guess Ouya came with the controller though so it was less of a ripoff in that regard.
They really should have just cancelled it when the prices for components went all retarded>Don't make a fool of yourself>Easily offload the blame onto Sam Altcoin and co.I dunno why they didn't
>>741697101Yes saar please provide needful counterargument saar
>>741695712LOL
>>741697601Yeah selling a $700 mid range PC for over $1000 is kinda retarded. Also i have seen people posting walmart prebuilts that are cheaper and stronger so i don't understand how valve fucked that up too.
>>741696141dress him up in a wig and he'd pass quite well
>>741697414Are you sure? Are there laws and regulations about what "desktop class" means? This is very important if you want to file a claim for false advertising, otherwise you could also be held accountable for libel.
>>741695601reminder: valvecattles ≠ "pcbros"they're on the same level as console niggers with their cuck machine 9000us pcGODS do not claim 'they/them'
>>741697721retardyou have no idea about the prices or the componentstranime avatar fag, so its not susprising
>>741697721Not defending the Gabecube, but I 100% put more trust in a Valve made PC then anything Walmart shits out>>741697940>Insulting Cinderellacringe
>>741697721Walmart is doing a push right now to provide more hardware components to select stores. Don't buy them though. When they come off the truck they aren't being safely stored or shipped, and the boxes aren't being set down on pallets. They are yeeted across the room.>t. Walmart slave
>>741697887I'm not a lawyer, I don't know if desktop class has a legal definition. I just know what it refers to for the average layman when you use phrases such as "desktop class CPU".
>>741695601But i already own a PS5?
>>741697940Ok enjoy your overpriced garbage gabecube you faggot.
>>741697968Does it matter when you can just go through warranty until you get a working unit?
>>741695697>bull>white
>>741698023I wouldn't fuck with that. Walmart has been making their warranty process a lot more difficult to go through as of late. Especially with items over $60.
>>741696005>you can still play every Shantae games at 4k 60fpsdo the shante ports even scale above 1080p?
>>741695837You jest, but Secret of monkey island is better than 90 percent of video games made today. Fuck you.
>>741695746No paid subscriptions that are using shady practises to grandfather you into a cheaper price.Steam family and library.Tho you don't need the cube to do that
>>741695601It's the biggest ripoff ever and makes gabe look like a gready shithead. You can get a prebuilt for cheaper then this shitty cube.
>>741695601HAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED VALVE TRANNIES
>>741695712Retards fall for it everytime.A few years ago, back when fanboys were coping about the WiiU, it was always about some bullshit like>1080p@60fps!!!Like, it really depends on the game and settings.Though settings aren't that important anymore, High/Ultra isn't that much of a difference like with older games
>>741695601why is that 40 year old cuck wearing a backwards cap like he's 16?
>>741695601>the relatively modest hardware machine
>>741698126I wasn't jesting at all. I love all those old Lucasfilm/Arts and Sierra adventure games. It's just that I probably wouldn't buy a overpriced mini-PC to play those games.
>>741695601How much is he getting paid?
>>741696086The malware game?
>>741695601>listening to anyhting this two faced fuck has to say in 2026How many scummy practices does it take to undermine him? From selling prototypes sent to him for testing, to his anti piracy triade while using pirated software for testing.Why not say what the settings are? Oh wait, he ramped it all to max just to try and prove a point. At this point, why not try the latest and greatest of premium games, the new borderlands, oh wait that ran like shit no matter what hardware you had.
why not just buy a xbox SeX?>you actually own your games>used games are cheaper than even in the biggest steam sales>you will own your games>has better hardware specific (marginally, but still) optimization>can play new games usually at least in 1080@60fps, usually 1440palso since this is practically PC and uses the same game files as PC you will be cucked by invasive kernel level DRM, where as on consoles you wouldn't. LAMOF>muh retro gamesok i'll give you that but you can buy an used pc from your mom's office job for 10bucks and it will run all retro games
>>741696329To be fair, the 1070 was a beast of a gpu. I had the 1070TI and even with elden ring on high settings it barely ever dipped under 60 fps at 1080p.
>>741695712>30w cpuwdym you get to play ping pong in 4k, stop being greedy chud
>>741696484>I don’t play modern goyslop>classic wow>osrslol, lmao
>>741698905Gabecube has free games but I don't see the appeal. Might as well get a laptop, it's portable at least. But yeah if you are fine with that performance just get a SeS and some cobbled together bullshit for old games
>>741695601So...why wouldn't I just use the Steam Deck a device made by the exact same company except I can lay on the couch or lay outside or something?
>>741698749No the chinese porn sharing one
>>741695601It's so pathetic when those influencers code switch as to not insult large companies.He would be shamelessly shitting on it if it was some random chinkware.
>>741695712about as 4K as the Switch 2what they really meant is, that you can connect a 4K display.
>>741695601Can it play GTA 6 on launch day?
>>741699184where it'll output 1080p by default...Brilliant!
>>741698670That's the best part.Nothing.They glaze large companies, because a single too harsh word = not getting invited to any future events, and zero free hardware for reviews from now on.
>>741699065>Gabecube has free gamesso does consoles, but not in a giveaway sense. for f2p games which are different thing both have the free online for these. also with xbox it is possible to enable dev mode on it which allows you to install emulator on it
>>741699303I meant in a sense that you can pirate shit
>>741695676Fpbp. I only play FF14 with my 4070 Ti.
>>741698039Extremely common when the girl isn't white
>>741695601>Earrings >Goystick>EcelebYuck, do people watch this faggot?
>>741699329it is possible to steal games for consoles too, just tuck those cases in your pants while visiting a game store
>>741696086wallpaper engine does work on linux. atleast it didn't last year... LMAO.
>>741696060No shit. We're talking about the state of the game in year of our Lord 2026.
>>741699449You can jailbreak console and get every games for free too, there's just no point since they all suck
>>741698337Prebuilts are bulkier and uglier than the cube. They also require Shitdows or extra steps to get L*nux to hopefully work if the stars align
>>741695712Not at all. You were bragging about playing things at "4k" with your niggergarbage GPU upscaling? Well, there you go, no distinction now. You paid for this future.
>>741696329Even the best GPU on the market couldn't keep stable 60+ fps 1080p. It had massive lag and stuttering issues
>Cant even run Forza Horizon 6 at 30 fpsThis is garbage
Why are valveniggers using consolecuck talking points to defend their goy machine?
>>741695601What's the point of getting this when you can literally buy a pre made pc or a laptop for much cheaper?
>>741700203actually I play at 4k on my 5080
>>741700413As much as you are a woman.
>>741700373>theirI have to buy a Steam Machine to play my games?
>>741700435nice projection, valvetroon
>>741700521Likewise, leather jacket jew.
>>741700393The only reason is if you unironically NEED the small form factor. Otherwise it's just a small PC with mostly non-upgradable parts and poor performance for the money.
>>741700538Cope and seethe
>>741695712i wouldn't call it false advertising, but it was definitely not something they should have put in its main feature, it makes it look like it's really capable of upscaled 4K in most games, when it's actually a 10080p machine(easily getting 90+ fps in CP2077 on ultra) which can run few selected games at 4K with upscaling
>>741700654>iamshilling.gifYeah? We knew.
>>741700735malding poorfag
>>741695601wtf i paid $700 for my old computer in 2019 and i can still play forza horizon 6 at 60fps
>>741695712yep. it can only reach 60fps in some AAA games using FSR at 720p internal and low. it's really pathetic.
I can’t wait for the “LOL POOR?” defense to start rolling out. We’re all getting comfy with our based and redpilled classic games on an emulator instead of modernslop, am I right my fellow based chads? We DID preorder, right?
>>741695712t-t-they meant upscaling!
>>741700760Right, you totally didn't need a 5090, the failed wafer version just happened to serve your needs.
>>741695712It's a Valve product.
>>741697332>that thing is hugeIt's 6 inches, do you think that's huge?
>>741695907he literally only shat on the thing the entire video lmaothey even included a clip of when they revealed the price to him because they knew the reaction would be good content
>>741700905Your sister does
>>741700859Do you have a 5090?
>>741700905Newfags show no respect to manly tears these days.
>>741695601Can't the Series S run this? Kek what happened
>>741700943I don't buy tech against my interests, nor I'm brown.
>>741701001>nor I'm brown.
>>741700761that same computer would be $1500+ now unfortunately
>>741700980Either that retard is running the game at some insane settings or it's a case of linux being linux
>>741701047Destitute pajeet trying to brag about a 5080 got wounded? Good.
>>741695601Everything I like to play runs fine on the Deck.