>does something>loses Why did he do it?
because winning loses meaning when it is all you do
>>741696046Does this guy actually even do anything at Valve outside of saying Yes or No to major company decisions every once in awhile? He probably passes off 99% of his work to other Valve employees, why wouldn't he? Does he even know what a steam machine is?
all he had to do was nothing...I think ozempic use is starting to affect him
>>741696220He does a lot of marine research.
Jeets are so disconnected from reality it's hilarious
>>741696359Does he diddle kids on that?
>Fucks PC gaming forever by making it DRM you own nothing hell>Fucks off to chill on his yacht foreverCan you even blame the guy? He played the game and won
>>741696780would you diddle kids on that? please also consider the implication.
>>741696857and hes got an army of apple tier zombies praising his name as if we still live in the era of constant 90% steam sales
>>741696857Yes, I will consoom on Summer Sale
>>741696927I'm not rich enough to have a ship for kid diddling. That's for the rich and bored.
>>741696780why else would the rich be obsessed with being on yachts? nobody can arrest them on international waters.
>>741696994well assuming you do?
>>741696359where can I read about the research results his fleet of private yachts has achieved?
>>741697039epstein island
Turns out>does nothing>winis a false narrative. Everyone in the industry is constantly doing something to be competitive. Valve just do things slower by operate in valve time. When time caught up they got fucked regardless. Ironically if they do something earlier they might narrowly miss the price hike.
>>741697039https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor
>>741696927depends on which laws apply on international waters
>>741696857but i'm fully in control of my pc and his drm is incredibly easy to crackthe only thing you can't do is resell games and that's a poorfag activity and it's impossible to implement without completely raping the profitability of games
>>741696857What's Tim Sweeney doing here? I need less Travis Scott collabs and more Goku please.
>>741697139yeah man reselling your games killed videogames sales in the past when resident evil was hitting 10m sales in the ps1 era
>>741697120im pretty sure the implication supersedes "laws" in international waters
>>741696780He wasn't in the files so i doubt it
>>741696046I like Steam Deck.
>>741696046they forgot nintendo exists and is superior. even if the steamie machine was 299 it would have lost.
>>741697226everyone has different thresholds for criminal impulsivity, so it's more nuanced than you're making it out to be.
>>741697054Sony's Tommy Mottola and Microsoft's Bill Gates are the only ones taking their megayachts there, Tim Sweeney even let Little Jeffy login to his account. Gabe stands alone, the last bastion of the West, the only non-pedophile, the uncorrupted, the last vestige protecting gamers and gamer rights.
>>741697191digital doesn't have any of the limitations of physicalit's legitimately too fucking good to exist
>>741696046Should go back to doing nothing and (win). While making Timmy seethe.
>>741697251>He wasn't in the filesThey were never released
>>741697139That's fine and all but I want my games on a disc
Still boughting the steam machine
>>741697251lmao
>>741697473hard drives are discsthey're faster too
Why do they keep doing things? The only winning move is to do nothing. Always.
>>741697573Sure I have games downloaded on my harddrive, but i'm not making a steam account. Imagine having to login so you can access "your" games
>>741696046Why do people act like hardware isn't just a trivial side venture for Valve and their real aim isn't pushing Proton and Linux and spurring competition? Valve doesn't want to make hardware, they want other people to make it for them and that's what they're gunning towards.
>>741696857Gayben fucked you in the ass and then in face, Timmy.
>>741697669but you already have an account on consoles?
>>741696046>losesThe Gabecube is going to sell out on day one 100%.Every animal living on earth knows this, even Gaben's enemies.
>>741696046Negro, you simply cannot afford to support a flotilla of yatchs by selling hardware at a loss. Gaben deserves abundance and a lavish lifestyle. Open your wallet, and asshole.
>>741697758My consoles aren't connected to the web.The only newer console I have is a ps4 pro. I play all my games on console from discs and I don't bother with updates of any kind
>>741697792ofcourse. they'll make 10 units a month like the controller. though the controller is infinitely more popular than the steam machine will be
>>741697807We have to buy more steammachines so gabe buy another yacht, it's crucial
>>741697251the 50% of the files that have been released were heavily redacted.he could be in there under a psudonym, he could be in the unreleased 50%.we know for a fact his former boss-friend Bill Gates and peer-friend Elon Musk are both in there. he's already part of the circle tangentially.
>>741696220>Does this guy actually even do anything at ValveHe answers the silly questions that users send him via email.
>>741697646>do nothing>nobody gets a steam deck or machine>do something>at least some people get a steam deck or machineNot hard to see their logic. The market is fucked and isn't going to be unfucked anytime soon.
>>741696220I believe he actually had to stop being around because he found his presence made people uncomfortable and people would do stuff just to like cater to him. Sadly probably why valve went to shit.He used to like being involved in game development, but like I said he found his presence just disrupted things so he backed away.
>ITT: industry shills just making shit up about Gaben and pretending there isn't a chip shortage>fags unironically quoting the Canadian price to make it look worse
>>741696046He broke the golden rule
