>follow /x/'s instructions>finally summon a succubus after years of trying but no success >first thing she says is: BONJOUURRRR YA CHEESE EATIN' SURRENDER MONKEYSwtf
>>741716761Demons can be very weird, my brother had a sleep paralysis demon that took the form of a flying banana, some barely have any intelligence but 10 points in deceit and manipulation, kinda like women
Those succs sure are a contentious people.
>>741716761I want to lick her pits
Oh great, a self-induced schizophrenia thread
>Don't feel bad for losing! I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teat!
>When Morrigan turned 13 it was straight to the mines!
>>741716761Cute Succubus!
>>741717079Can he fuck it?
>>741719401Men only want one thing
Demons are real.A spirit without a soul = demon.A person without a soul is inhabited by a demon.They are everywhere.More people are demonic than ever before in history.Many are possessed, but now there are those who are born without souls.When there are no more ensouled people being born, that is when you will know the end is nigh. He will come to collect His.
>>741719945And it's fucking disgusting
i wish more people did art of morrigan being scottish
>>741719401>showing off armpitsFucking whore
>>741716761>finally summon a succubus after years of trying but no success>demon wants to fuck me >foreplay >wait till marriage
>>741716761Succubi and humans are natural enemies.Like succubi and vampires.And succubi and beastmen.And succubi and succubi.Damn succubi, they ruined Makai!
>>741721427Is there succubus's that'll just make me a sex slave instead of killing me or taking my soul
>>741721474Succubi don't need sex slaves because they do not fuck for pleasure, they do it to eat your soul
>>741717280Licking is overrated. I'm more of a smell guy.
>>741721607Well, Morrigan doesn't. She lives off stimulation. She can literally die of boredom.
Ah yes, Lilith. 90 minutes of watching a little girl drink in a bathtub.
>Now thar's a lonely man. I'm new in town. Be there a cool loch where a lass could wash her long, green hair?
>>741721427You mean succubi and male humans because for female humans there is the counterpart incubus, ackshually
>>741721474You could try your luck with dark seducers
>>741721607yeah but aren't they just sex vampires because they need constant sex, so why would they steal your soul when they can just drain your cum and come back tomorrow
>>741716761>BONJOUURRRR YA CHEESE EATIN' SURRENDER MONKEYSThen Remi runs off to sob into his dead mommy's frozen lap.
>>741721427I understood your Simpsons reference, anon
>>741721474Or if you are one lucky sob certain Xivilai tribes will keep you as their plaything
>>741722164Oh how awful how terrible hahaha I wouldn't want to be forcibly raped by a demon lady hahah
>Ah did not cry when me own father was hung for stealin' a pig. But I'll cry now...
>AGH THIS IS NO MORE THAN WHAT BELIAL GAVE ME YA PURITAN PUKES
>>741723542You think she'd make some good haggis and cheese at her place?
>>741723542>Theres no such thing as Skotchtoberfest!
>>741716761Can I exchange her for a refund?I wanted the flatty.
>>741723834I'd rather take either succubus than a modern woman these days
>>741723697YA USED ME, JEDAHYA USED ME
The whole succubus summoning thing is a larp, right? You guys don't actually believe that... right?
>>741716761There was a time where she just spoke japanese and people didn't force the scottish accent.
another coombrain thread.I remember back in the day when all of /v/ rose to push coombrains out of the board by calling them out, the mods began banning people just for using the term. There was also a spree of mods banning people for saying "the n word"You fags have so many boards for your fetishes:>>/h/>>/s/>>/d/>>/x/...and many more! Use them.
>>741724469None of this ever happened btw.
>>741724337Sorry Weebfaggot, Scottish accent is better and makes more sense because she's based off the celtic goddess of war
>>741724469>I remember back in the day when all of /v/ rose to push coombrains out of the board by calling them outI honestly don't remember this happening whatsoever
>>741716761Anon, no. These beings predate the concept of a a female, so she's actually male.
>>741724703It's the least attractive accent a woman can have next to an Israeli accent.
>>741724469you can say cumbrain now you know
>>741725104fag
>>741724469This isn't even porn or fanart, that's literally official Capcom art of Morrigan.
>>741716761>What makes me a good demonman?
>>741726578>If I were a BAD demonman...
>>741719401not canon, she'd accept, call it a boring date if you try to do anything romantic, then drags you to go do something fun(pic related, ot go pester some thugs until they react so she can kick their butts while you watc), and finish off saying it was fun and you should do it again
https://youtu.be/IpIwyR5o5Ns
>>741726907>call it a boring date if you try to do anything romanticBut morrigan... I only wanted to smooch you....
>>741726909Well done.
>>741726909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdQDGGNg8E>when you're Morrigan's target
>>741726907Poor Morrigan. Loves games, but sucks at them so bad.
>>741727719wow we have so much in common!
>>741727719She’s literally me fr fr
Post more pictures of Girl failure Morrigan
Wee fockin WIP lads
>>741729331i patiently await
>>741726907>call it a boring date if you try to do anything romanticThis is why Lilith is better, she's pure
>>741716761Don’t compete with my job, Demitri. You’ll never win.
>>741729331Donezo
>>741732436Cute
>>741726692>I wouldn’t be sittin’ he-
>>741732436Heh, nice expression.
>first, a Felicia thread>now, a Morrigan threadWho's next?
>>741735971Boco my old friend..it's time to stop posting, of Morrigan Aensland.
>>741737804Don't look at me man, I haven't posted her in years.
>>741716761>finally summon a succubusHow?
>>741738010It's a meme you dip.
>>741724771Yeah there was never a public outcry. Porn faggotry was just reported and deleted.It's a shame all the current /v/ mods are discord trannies who leave up any nsfw dogshit they personally like. But any 30 year old man dedicating time to 4chan moderation has to be mentally ill, so the site would just die without them.
>>741738106Oh.
>>741724469Yes, I too remember when you faggots first came here.You should leave.
>>741738119>Porn faggotry was just reported and deleted.Now I know you're fibbing
>>741732436Lmao good job anon
>>741717359God I love Morrigan's wide hips.
>>741721937is this from the mvc game where her ass was huge
>>741742823Thats from Infinite, yes.
>>741725104i see you have never heard the chinese open their mouth
>>741743075Succubass
my HEROINES
>>741737212Lilith!
>>741723834
Morrigan OWES me paizuri
>>741743846Heh, its Rouge's birthday today, isn't it?
Wings on the head look stupid and I don't really like that Darkstalkers popularized it. It would be better if they were like bat ears or if the wings were part of a hair ornament, like a hairband.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>741719401>Morrigan: "dropped">lilith: "picked back up"
I learned Morrigan's weaknessPurple Burglar Alarm
>>741744682But those are just copied from Devilman.
>>741726909I wonder if someone ever made a cover of one of Morrigan themes with bagpipes.
>>741746020Shake it baby
>>741717079You brother got diddled, didn't he?
>>741743549It's pronounced "Succubutt"
>>741732436Nice. You doing requests?
>what are your hobbies, hun?
>>741751676Fighting games and stealing jewelry.
>>741732436lol good shit
>>741732436god tier content anon saved
>>741717216SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO-CHAN
>>741716761SHOTA BREAKER
>>741716761Why would succubi have wings on their hair and waist, this is stupid
>>741754260They connect higher. They just have joints like limbs.
>>741732436Aw I forgot her head wings FUUUUCK
>>741754260It’s cool innit
>>741753830HOEH?!
CFC lobby whenUnless Fightcade finally implemented them while I wasn't looking?
>>741732436KEK
>>741756692just say it's a rare sprite from the ova where she retracts themcanon saved
