You DID already get medals on all games in the demo, right anon?
>>741731413yes, i also got the ring for rhythm tweezers
>>741731413I hate that smug little shit.
>>741731513God, I hate how fucking gay and sanitized everything is now
I stopped at the umbrella game because I didn't want to see too much that was enough to tell me that this was just another rhythm heaven game and all they needed to get my sale cant wait
>>741732628progress in the demo transfers so you could play it all and then get to start at stage 2 in the full game
>>741733184holy shit its literally me
>>741731513a literal stick
>>741732027minus8's animation mindbroke them
From easiest to hardest to perfect for me:>Frisbee>Hoops>Remix>Umbrella>DinoI perfected frisbee and hoop on first try, remix on second, umbrella on third, and dino on fifth. The only thing that was throwing me off about dino is that it feels like you have to be spot-on to slightly early at the beginning. Haven't tried in handheld mode, so could also just be slight delay messing with me.
>>741733973>google it>sex is the jokeWho even watches that garbage? Indians and Zoomniggers? Kinda funny doe
Are there any other rhythm games like RH where you actually have to listen to the rhythm instead of just reacting to on-screen prompts?
>>741733184A E I O U
>>741734634nigga...
>>741734543MelatoninBits & BopsRhythm Doctor
>>741731413First try on everything but Remix 1 which I got second try.>Feeding the Beast>Brolly Good Show>Disc Dog = Hoop Trundling>Remix 1Would be my rating. Remix 1 wasn't that great and all over the place especially with the Feeding the Beast portions while the Disc Dog stuff felt like it was just there for the sake of having to be. Hoop Trundling is one of those games that feels like it's meant solely for remixes and specifically the final remix because on its own it's clearly just a tutorial like the drums and has no real substance by comparison.>>741734543>Patapon.>Ratatan.>Melatonin.>Beats & Bops.>Rhythm Doctor.With Melatonin keep in mind that some games can be done with your eyes closed and other feels impossible without it and it's hard to tell until you seriously go after the Perfects.
>>741734634>Here comes a chinese earthquake>wubadubadubadubadubadubadubaisthattrue
>>741731513Why did they make her body like that? the stage looks very nice but she looks like shit
>>741735838no sexual features cause of zoomers and mudslims but more importantly why the fuck is she wearing a bodysuit, just go full censorship and make her wear a hijab
>>741736327stop talking so confidently when you're obviously wrong
>>741735838I think they just wanted you to focus more on the dog
>>741736430 give a better explanation then
>>741736436but making her look like a gray alien with a girl head just makes her stand out more
>>741734481I thought zoomers were all puritans?
>>741731413Yehhave to stick with handheld tho>>741737892It's more half-n-half as far as I can tell
>>741735838Half the art and all the menus in the demo feel like a placeholder basic gradient shapes on flat backgrounds, but knowing Nintendo they would never put out an unfinished part of a game as its demo. This is what they want the game to look like.The latency adjusting screen is just a blank screen with four blinking dots and doesn't give you any visual feedback or numbers for what way it's adjusting and by how much, or how off your input actually is.
>>741731413I think I might be a rhythmlet...I do not understand the umbrella minigame at all.
>>741736506Just a weirdo design for a weirdo game, brotha.
>>741740341You open and/or close the umbrella to the beat set by the other little umbrella dudes.
>>741741497There are just a few bits where the timing feels very off to me, particularly the first umbrella close after you rapidly open them.
This is my favorite rhythm heaven girl now
>>741741953It helped me to look at how the guys bob left and right to the beat for some parts
>when she cho's your pa
>>741743214>when he misses his cho
>>741742894That helped, thanks, finally got the medal. Fuck the frisby game, though, I don't want to grid that shit out.
You DO know how to count to 7, right?
>>741743554It's LITERALLY just counting to seven bro.If you can't keep count well, keep your eye on how the trainer and the dog bounce to the beat. Even during the times when it zooms in, the trainer will go back to bobbing to the beat towards the end of the seven count, you can use that to line yourself back up to the beat if you can't keep up the rhythm for that long.
>>741743680My timing always veers off with the count since sometimes I react to the cue a little too late/early, but I'll give what you said a go.
>>741731413This demo is boring...
Do you guys like that it went back to the old scoring system? In the last game (3DS), it scored you from 0 to 100 and there was also a star to collect on each mini game. I personally liked the scoring in the 3DS game as it gave you a reason to replay the songs beyond getting a perfect.
Is it possible to datamine the game?
I can't believe RH is back and they didnt fuck it up ITS JUST ANOTHER RHYTHM HEAVEN GAMEAND IT ALREADY SEEMS BETTER THAN MEGAMIX
>>741745336they could have kept the skill stars and i wouldnt mind but i always thought exact scoring was out of place for the vibe of rhythm heaven so im glad its gone
>>741733973I wish that animation had more tits in it, it's funny and creative but not really good fap material.
why are all the minigames in the first stage a little harder than usual
AHEEAYEAHOH
Based purely on how much I like the song:1) Feeding the Beast2) Hoop Training3) Brolly Good Show4) Disc Dog5) Remix 1Hope the other remixes feel a bit more standout.
>>741745336I’d say it could do without either of them. You should be incentivized to play each game cause it’s fun, whereas with the 0-100 scoring system had you doing them again to aim for as close to absolute perfect as you can. Would rather not have to keep doing one game over and over to aim for a high score to satiate my autism. Skill stars I don’t have much of a problem with but it could be distracting given the lack of a bottom screen and the sfx the plays when you hit it; again, could do without>>741745716Yea, but given it’s been a day and we haven’t heard anything juicy likely means there’s nothing more beyond what’s present in the game. Given the switch being hacked they wouldn’t just leave the full game in the demo. Doesn’t matter anyway, pre-downloads start in a couple of days and people will leak the full thing then
>>741745892Was megamix bad?
>>741745716you can data mine the demo nsp at least, it looks like there's translated lyrics for the song, i probably added too many line breaks:My Telepathy! Watashi No Atsui KosenVocals: Yui Sakurai (FRUITS ZIPPER) Lyricist and Composer: TsunkuArranger: Kaoru Okubo Translator: Nintendo So I start thinking about grape juice...But I've got martial arts in my heart. Love is complicated...A chance encounter on the way to school... Oh, I'm just wandering around. Heehee... I wish I could meet someone exciting...But I'm sure I'd probably freeze where I'm standing. Hey, but that would be my lucky day.What a spicy lunchtime that would be! What would happen if I talked to them... What if we actually got along? My telepathy zooms on... Let it fly straight to you, darlin'! My telepathy is like a laser beam right to your heart! Their smile always shines so brightly... Send my burning beams right to them!
>>741748905Also for whatever reason there's silly lyrics:My Telepathy! Watashi No Atsui KosenVocals: Yui Sakurai (FRUITS ZIPPER) Lyricist and Composer: TsunkuArranger: Kaoru Okubo Silly Lyrics Writer: Nintendo Add the money, who can boot the Gouda juice?Cocoa loaning, I'd assume a big ol' cat. Who could assume the cold cougar home?Booting eye of the corgi, come on! Oh, ooga-booga chew! Of a diner, Aya dyed a docking chant.As she's crushing yak automatic machine chant! Some people yam a yucky day, hopin' thatThe world got orca sheet. (Mmm, yummy!) Kindness she got gettin', lad.Gold not do day show, whoa! I'm back in the bag of the month,Keep ya untidy neigh! My cat is bushy, good one, good one, you OK? (Yay!) Eyes in the motto need ma,I've seen the thunder cat. OK, Lee. My cat is bushy, my car calls your girlfriend. (Mean!) I told my itsy mold egg I wouldGet kicked out of Daegu. I've 20 dodos, the ref that's dreamin'Up two girls say! (Yay!)
>>741748861It was different. The worst thing it did was trying to add a story, but the game was overall fine.
>>741748861its the worst RH game but i'd still rather play that than most modern games if you just took the games and put it in a regular rhythm heaven structure it would have been great
>>741748861The biggest issue was that they padded out the game list with shitter baby mode versions of old games, which bogged down the already unnecessary story they added.
>>741748861It's still Rhythm Heaven so the games themselves are fun. The problem is they add an unskippable story that makes playing through it miserable if you don't care about it.
>>741743612This was insanely easy and I did it first try, was confused that so many on here were saying it was tough.
>>741748861It’s absolutely the weakest in the series, but I wouldn’t say it’s overall bad. Still a rhythm heaven game at the end of the day and the new stuff it did introduce are solid between the new games and the challenge train. I feel a lot of the hate it gets is kinda overblown for the above reasons, an unfortunate fate that befalls game entires that land in that category
>people already getting filteredboy I hope theres some lockstep tier shit in the main game
I was getting filtered pretty bad at first but I think that's because I'm used to following visual cuesOnce I started actually paying attention to the beat I was able to medal everything no problem
>>741750379How do you count to seven
>>741748947lol this is like a literal interpretation of how the japanese lyrics sound as english
>Regressed back to the Rhythm Tengoku system of every input that isn't strictly mandated by the game counts as a missed input tanking your grade
>no unique themed graphics for remixesSOULLESS
>>741731413im not playing the demo, ill play the real game
>>741735838probably because she's an alien and this will be revealed in disc dog 2
>>741752459Same thing. It's just the first tenth of the game.
I cannot get this fucking umbrella thing.
>>741752496see>>741733409
>>741754336Okay nevermind got it too easy.
>>741748905>you can data mine the demo nsp at leastwhere?
The disc dog song is kino
>>741734481>garbage Go back you fucking faggot.
>>741741968https://files.catbox.moe/y91baz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/30zzch.png
>>741747136>pre-downloads start in a couple of days and people will leak the full thing thenpre-downloads never leak anything, breaking the encryption on one of them would take longer than just waiting it out by a factor of many, you'll need to wait until someone gets a cart in hand
>>741752343I hate that shit, let me hop around for fun damn it
>>741731513No tits no ass no dick weird gray clothesWhat an ugly person
>>741731413Yup. Was trying to save for a Switcheroo, but this game is absolutely fantastic, so fuck that
>>741760684What did Samus mean by this?
>>741760684Time to draw her filling that outfit properly
>>741760684Samus Ara Ara.
>>741748947>>741751376https://youtu.be/sT-7_UsJcwskeeek
>>741731513Holy fucking pozzedNormal niggers really fuck up everything they touchAt least they can't take the GBA/DS versions from me
>>741735838>>741759987>>741733890I get more specific complaints, but complaining about her being a stick or lacking tits or ass feels like a moot point when this literal sex goddess is the face of the series.
>>741761484that's what im confused aboutcomplaining about lack of ass or tits in rh is larp shit
It's just fags baiting, you dults
>>741734634>>741746363>earlits
>>741733184PAPIPUPEPO
>>741761579>>741761484Red dress girl is sexy because she wears a nice dress with exposed skin and legs.Ponytail girl(?) Is a gray blob
>>741761954You're retarded if you can't see the posibilities of a woman in a skintight sealed bodysuit
>>741761926>POThat's me! I am the "PO"!
frisbee girl is a weird alien
>>741731413>no localized songscompletely souless.
>>741762270Based. Dubfags should all be lined up and shot on sight
is the cooking mom in it from the first teaser?
>>741762270why on earth would you want to listen to some NoA employee phoning in a performance when you can listen to the original
>$70 game where you tap one buttonNintendo really has lost their minds.
>>741762594i pre-ordered my physical copy for 40
>>741762594Stop being Canadian
>>741762594>pretending to be retarded
>>741761954It's a spandex spacesuit. She's in space.
>>741762986But the dog doesn't have a spacesuit.
>>741731413I have no sense of rhythm whatsoever so I can never beat the first level in any of the RH games. I'll pass on the demo for this. It's a shame too since the series looks cool and all but I just can't figure out the timing in them since I can't detect the beat at all
>>741762492Because the dubs are funnier and much more memorable>I SUPPOSE>O-KAY IT'S ON!!Instantly recognizable.
>>741762594>Lying on the internetHow could you?
>>741748947I was sad they weren't making english localizations for the songs, but if we're getting dumb shit like this for all the songs it's a good tradeoff kek
Is the girl from dog frisbee a Samus reference?
>>741731513Someone draw clothed naizuri with her NOW
>>741762594Shitposters gonna shitpost.
Do all the rhythm heaven minigames take place in the same world? Do the creatures have lives outside of the minigames?
>>741764917>Do the creatures have lives outside of the minigames?yeah, a bunch of characters share small snippets of their life or their thoughts on he unlockable letters/mail iirc
>>741764917There’s no grand story. The game solely exist for the sake of fun, especially with friends. The demo explains this. (Beep)
>>741765016So why do they do the minigames, are they jobs, or are they for fun? A mix of both?
>>741760684YJK that she has a massive cock to make up for lack of chest and she uses this dog as a fleshlight
>>741765079a mix of bothbut you're usually told about that on the tutorialslike that weird factory where you build squares with a peg int the middle that appears through the entire seriesor karate joe trainingetc
I didn't have the heart to disable her. This shit is guilt tripping software design and I hate that I am so vulnerable to it.
>>741760684
>>741765567I will now buy your product
>>741765476you're a good man, anon
>>741734767>Rhythm Doctori'm upset /v/ wasnt in the credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5GGK7oCLZU
Do not jump when there is no hoop
>>741767805Do not chomp when there's no food.
Do not ...uhh..redeem
Yeah, I got it in like 30 minutes or something. First try on all of them, it wasn't difficult. I was very surprised to see people in yesterday's thread struggling with any of them. Figured /v/ of all places would be okay at it, even if not everyone has played since the GBA days. I dunno, maybe actually having played instruments helps. Though it was merely high school percussion.So far, only beast and hoop perfects elude me. Though I haven't tried too hard. Quite shocked to perfect the remix without trying that hard, even if it is just the first one. Man, I hope this game is good because I loved this demo.
>>741765567Now have her in a bikini.
>>741771878Wait, you can perfect in the demo? Because I did several with zero mistakes and nothing happened, and then you never got the notification to attempt going after a perfect either.
>>741731413Is there really no score above amazing?Feels too easy to get them if true.
frisbee dog isn't hard, it just sucks
Just finished the demo and it felt like it lacked a lot of sauce.I was having input delay issues playing on my TV, but trying to calibrate the delay was very hard since there’s zero feedback. My initial calibration on launch took forever, and then the game said that it was having problems calibrating and just took me to the menu. I wasn’t really a fan of any of the art in these four games so far either - the miniature dog in the frisbee game was cute, and the umbrella guys were charming, but that’s about it. There being no graphical changes for the remix was also a massive disappointment. I’ll still buy it - I never got to play any games after rhythm paradise due to not owning the systems, but I am disappointed at how empty this demo feels.
>>741743612Of course I do. I've beaten the counting to 7 game after all.
>>741774095no, i assume they just mean they did it perfectly even if the demo doesn't track thatthere are perfect ranking graphic files in the demo, but i assume those were included because they are necessary for the engine to not complain (i have no ideal how to view them though)
>>741762270all the more reason to pirate it.
>>741762270not unexpected after megamix didn't have them and they never released the dubbed fever songs on CD
>>741765476>mfw I just actually like her
>>741758352Is that why I kept getting "Really Good"s even though I had only missed like once? That's some real BS, man.
>>741762492is fnuny
>>741748905>>741748947Is there any other source for these? As far as I know, /v/ is the only place where this has been posted. Assuming it's real, I find it interesting that they seemingly were planning to localize the songs. I Wonder why they didn't. Perhaps budget reasons?
>>741760684AWLRAIGHT
>>741783496It's nothing special. It's probably just a bonus you get for collecting medals.
for some odd reason my timing is always off at Brolly when the open-close umbrella is at the same beat
>>741763056because it's an alien dog, its tail has a ball on it, terran dogs dont have that.
