DK! GIMMIE A BEAT!
*STARTS BEATING OFF*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
that's a child
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>>741734404Do NOT reply to this saying "out of 10"
>>741734245Coconut cream pie...
>>741734617>>741734404out of 100
>>741734617kids have no business being this sexy though
>>741734758What did I just say anon...
Give me one good reason why she doesn't wear shoes.
>>741734997For easier access
>>741734937i mean i agree she is a child out of ten but like, it's still strange to me just how often it occurs. not just in video games but irl too ofc
>>741735226Hush my brother, before the thread gets nuked. Just enjoy Pauline....
>>741735359i have pauline at home irl tho, on weekends usually because that's when they ask me to babysit but still
Is it the thread?
>>741735457Anon...remember this is a public image board, be careful what you say...>>741735552The DONKEY KONG BANANZA thread, yes!
>>741735457
>>741734321>>741734364
>>741734245"DK give me a dick! Wait... I mean... a beat... *bluishes*"
>>741735895BUILT FOR MINI MARIOS
Freckles are fucking ugly.
I can't stop thinking about how they have sex when you sleep at hideout cause it recovers your HP.
so it turns out that she is pauline, why is she so young
>>741735675i have no problem owning the opinion, based upon evidence i have seen, that pauline and girls built like pauline irl are both absolutely beautiful and sexy and hot. and that's final, anon. you cannot convince me of anything different
>>741736076Terrible opinion >>741736248You do you anon, I ain't gonna stop you. I'm just saying be careful admitting stuff like that and saying you have an irl Pauline near you on public spots. It attracts glowies. Just looking out for you anon
>>741736231Same reason how Baby Mario can exist at the same time as Adult Mario Or how DK Jr vanished from existence Because they don't give a fuck
>>741735457Greentext?
>>741734997How many people in the Underground World wear shoes?
>>741734245https://youtu.be/UBgfSbP7CJw?si=cC6nhTsh7lbZdavK
>>741736767Isn't this the guy who spent $50K on a shitty animation of him fucking that cartoon girl
>>741734997Headcanon? She was shrunk by Void Kong and can't fit into them anymore. Real reason? We'll never be told because it keeps people discussing.
>>741736479greentexts are gay.the simple answer is that i live within walking, cycling or at worst, bus distance away from most of my family and relatives. in this specific case im talking about my cousins who all have young daughters and who, because of the convenience (and for other reasons ofc), will message me to see if i'm free on some weekends or other days especially now during summer break to come babysit or even just help keep an eye on them for shorter amounts of time. for, again, obvious reasons i do like to provide that service because of the kind of experiences it has given me so far and will probably continue to give. that's all really>>741736396don't worry i know as much already, but thanks for your consideration still ofc
I didn't play Bananza yet but isn't the city at the end New Donk City before she becomes mayor?So wouldn't this just be in the past?
>>741736975Based
>>741736849It gets better.https://youtu.be/rkvOIoZfi6A
>>741736975>experiencesGreentext??
Shit this has new context now
>>741737080thanks, anon.here, have a based movie to watch while being based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSPpcLMfc8M&t=2973s
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>>741734997Fanservice
>>741734997Grippers are in right now
Ok guys when do we start all jerking off?
Please respect Mario's daughter.
>>741738594>>>/vt/ranny
>v be like, yea she can sit on it
Let's see her naked
>>741740478No.
>>741734245freckles are gross
>>741734997To entice me
I just wish it was an older Pauline showing off her soles. Maybe regular Pauline will get a young Pauline costume in a game.
>>741734997uh she probably charges up with her feet! yeah that'll work!
Why did they make her a squished teenager instead of an actual loli
>>741741819Small MarioSmall Pauline
>>741735457>>741736975
>>741737230Kino, I'll put it in my watch later. Thanks anon
>>741740708You really need to head to reddit, autist. It's bad enough you keep saying "anyone here?" like a dumbass when your threads don't get replies in 10 seconds and you treat the board like a forum. Boco is a better tripfag than you.
>>741742302Newfag
>>741741819Smol is cuter than Toll
KIDS ON THE BEATKIDS ON THE STREETBEAT KIDSBEAT KIDS
>>741742302>getting baited by a tripfagsad
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN PEACH DAMN ITNOT THAT UGLY HAG PAULINE PEAAAAAACH
B-but why does a child character need to have canonically fat thighs and a large ass? I don't understand?
>>741742302I don't use Reddit because mods there can ban you for petty or draconian reasons.Here, the only rules beyond the basic website rules are "post about video games and things related to video games on the video games board".
>>741742657She doesn't.It's an illusion.
>>741741819she is an actual loli, retard
>>741734245Another Ninpedo thread?
>>741742335>NewfagHow the fuck do you figure?
>>741742657>childShe's 13
>>741742657Because Donkey Kong needs use for his Donkey Dong
>>741742774So why does the illusion have large thighs and a fat ass? >>741742937>13Could have fooled me. That doesn't look like a 13 year old at all...looks like a 10 year old at best.
>>741742794She's a borderline shortstack
>>741742657>canonically fat thighs and a large assyou wish, kyojirinigger.
>>741742980you gotta stop looking at off-model trash
>>741734937>Olive OylWtf why didnt I see this before?
>>741742991Look at the image, deadeyes. Children don't have thighs and butts like that, maybe once they hit puberty. That isn't a teenage girl. It literally looks like a ten year old.
>>741734997Because she's sticking her feet on another persons back and that would be uncomfortable for them
>>741743153>AISorry even I have a limit to your sloppa.
>>741743280you need to look. you have clearly never seen how is looks like when someone is wearing oversized baggy pants.
>>741743414Nobody wears baggy pants in this day and age, at least not children. I don't think you understand basic anatomy. That's not how baggy pants work. They don't fill out the pants like that unless your thighs and ass are truly that big.
>>741742856Cant tell its not even a trip
She's asking for it
>>741734245give her a mega mushroom so she can stomp on me with her giant grippers
>>741743801DAMN BRATSEDUCING AN APEKIDNAPPING IS NEEDED!!!!
>>741734245I didn't care at all about Bananza until I learned that Pauline (sexy version) was going to be in it.
>>741734997I've just now realized that Pauline and Diana from Pragmata are both barefooted.
>>741734245>can't wear luigi outfit outside of emerald rushLame
>>741744373and Emily from RE9it feels like a psyop to get people to develop a "safe horny" interest like foot fetish
>>741744249So for like the first 48 hours after it was first revealed?
>>741744547If you ignore the leaks, it took longer than that before Pauline's reveal.
>>741744249Same
>>741743618if you look at other outfits you can clearly see that her hips are the same width as her shoulder, and she has regular sized thighs and ass. again you have to stop looking at off-model shit, it warps your perception.
>>741744679Which is the best Pauline outfit and why is it the Burger King one?
>>741743618>Nobody wears baggy pants in this day and ageNo blacks in your neighborhood?
>>741744753Because it restores health which is good for the boss challenge.
>>741742971Her other outfits show that she doesn't.
how much of an improvement is bananza? for the record, odyssey is my least liked 3d mario
>>741734364I kneel
>>741746923It's Odyssey but better with a "smash through the environment" gimmick If you don't like Odyssey you probably won't like this one.
>>741746923>how much of an improvement is bananzaIt's worse.
>>741737019The Bananza devs are still pretty coy as to who and what Pauline is. When asked why she's 13, they pretty much tell people to use their imaginations.
>>741747241"Why did you choose to use a 13 yr old Pauline instead of Diddy Kong?""Who tf is Diddy Kong?"
>>741734404>suddenly
>>741747628drop the antisemitism bud
>>741747534Diddy and Dixie are in the game though
>>741747241I'm more annoyed that there hasn't been any explanation whatsoever as to why she's there at all in the entire game.
>>741734937The one with lipstick on is made for facefucking
>>741741819That's what teens look like in the Mario universe.
>>741735226>it's still strange to me just how often it occurs. not just in video games but irl too ofcYeah, where the fuck do all these kids come from?UnbelievableHow do they even exist?I'm glad women are not real at least
>>741753321The simple, disappointing answer is "just because."They came up with the transformation concept for DK, and then the music guy wanted to do a different song for each transformation. They wanted vocals, so they needed someone to sing, and naturally landed on Pauline. But adult Pauline was too big to fit on DK's back, so they made her younger. That, as far as I recall, is the only concrete bits the devs gave us in regards to her inclusion. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong. Otherwise, when asked about anything lore related they just answer by saying fans should interpret and discuss amongst themselves, with no canon answer.Unless you mean "why is she even THERE?" which was explained by Void Kong. He brought her there to use her magic singing powers for his own greedy intentions.
>>741734245>BEAT! GIMME A DK!
The DKB part of the DK challenge fucking sucks. It’s simply not fun to complete it
>>741746923I'm mixed on it.bananza is not necesarily a waypoint simulator like odyssey was and its way more innovative.Odyssey was more memorable to me.
>>741753769You'd think we'd hear something that would help determine which point in the timeline does this game take place in the Mario universe, but...
>>741753676This but all of them
>>741735457Based
>>741753769When it comes to lore, they did say that Banandium only exists in the Donkey Kong Bananza universe, but that's pretty much it.
>>741754351If you actually played the game you'd know Pauline mentions her grandma multiple times. That's the original Lady who was captured by Cranky Kong.
Sex with dk
>>741757908We don't know that for absolute fact unless Nintendo says so.
>>741756958>in the Donkey Kong Bananza universeThere's the answer. Pauline isn't a relative of someone and the game isn't a prequel. It's an AU.
>>741758839Nintendo doesn't do AUs. They do rewrites.
>>741734245CUTE!
>>741758839Yup, pretty much.
>>741734404Teenager, actually.
>>741735909Wouldn't she just point and laugh at DK's dick since the average gorilla dick is only barely 2 inches long, if even that when they're fully erect?
>>741760057No rajeesh that's just dou
Bananaza was amazing and Pauline was a total cutie.
Pauline should inflate desu
>>741762130
>>741762130Agreed
>>741763564This is what happens to greedy kids...
>>741763667UUUOOOOHHH
>>741734245I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!
>>741763730She shouldn't have practiced singing the Willy Wonka OST so close to the Banandium Root.
>>741742657The more suspect decision was to make her barefoot in literally every costume. No one made that decision on good morals.
>fat ass>fat thighs>makeup like a slut
>>741764116Could be fatter.
I love loli Pauline! https://files.catbox.moe/akijdm.png . I really oughta finish this...
>>741765958delicious work, anon. do you have a 'raag or plan on posting the finished version here?
>>741763937The good morals are her not stepping on DK's fur with shoes.
>>741766345I'll post it around here once it's done. No baraag as of yet but I'm EvilMcLoa on twitter
>>741765958Dunno if she's that chubby but still pretty good.
>>741766717>its time>for?>hot DK Bananzaoh shit, you made that? cool to see. always wanted a follow-up to that piece.
>>741766864I, for one, admire the chub.
>>741734997she has better grip on DK's back while barefoot, she's trying not to fall off and die.
>>741765958just ask an AI to finish it up. It's practically done
HOLD IT NOW HOLD IT NOW HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
>>741742302>Boco is a better tripfag than you.Ouch
>>741767157No thanks
>>741767337Ok ima do it for you and then post the result on boorus
DK64>Bananza
>>741767397:(
>>741736975So anon, when you put your dick in their butts, do they understand that it's rape and illegal? Or do they just think it's just their uncle being playful?
>>741767470You can literally train an AI on your artstyle and speed up your art by 1000%. It's weird to see so many artists not understand that...
>>741744472Feet are already unsafe horny, they went the way of ass 2 or 3 years ago.
>>741767680that looks like shit
>>741768192And yet it's the worst that AI will ever be. The tech is always improving so adapt or get left behind.
>>741768545nah i'm good, enjoy your slop if that's what you're into rajeesh
>>741768591Sure thing Luddite.
Boss...that's a child.
weird derail but alright.>>741766717anyways, love your pauline, anon. hope to see you draw more.
>>741761640What a shiity pedo show. The worst part is that guy who is in love with a fairy. Cringe as fuck.
>>741768545NTA but I'm not interested in AI. I draw for fun>>741768924Thank you!
>>741766717>>741769105>all that cute and funny stuffHey man, not bad at all. Now I'm curious as to what other girls you might draw in the future.
Such an unbelievably sexy kid.
>>741769309Thanks! Cute n funny is so fun to draw
>>741770324I can see that it took you over recently. Already a decent start. But there are still so many vidya girls left to scribble...
>>741767680>ai>yourThats like sayin bobby kotic is a programmer
>>741734937I mean Pauline is sexy. Why wouldn't she be sexy when she was younger?
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>>741774203
>>741734997DK doesn't wear shoes, how come nobody ever brings this up? Why always Pauline?
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>>741774391>>741774515There is no way they didn't know what they were doing.
>>741774515
>>741774586
>>741774581definitely an edit but based
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>>741774886
>>741774690None of these are editedhttps://youtu.be/22Qib1mz7uk35:1521:48
>>741767680This is true. I'm giving this tip one time and one time only. Do not share this with reddit.Create several finished images. Train the AI on your style. Once it's finished just make the line art, or ink it, or apply basic color blocking. Then use the AI to apply the filter of your style over your basic work.Congratulations, you can now finish commissions you lazy fuck.
>>741739663I've finished twice over
>>741734245How is switch 2 emulation? This is like the only game on the system worth playing.
>>741775337me when i look at sexy brooke shields nudes
>>741768640AMAZING! That right there is why you're the best! The one and only!
>>741734245DK more like BLK amirite
