YOU MUST CONSOOOM
>>741740709
>>741740709Steam lost.
>>741740709can't tell if this is a grown man or a fat child in his father's office
>>741740709Leave Nintendo aspies alone, it's not their fault their mothers missed their abortion appointments.
>>741740770why the fuck is he so sweaty
>>741740770imagine the stench in that room
>>741740770
>>741740770Did they not fucking know it was OoT before Nintendo showed young link?
>>741740770>>741740709I look like this and sound like this but gives ZERO shits for a second Ocarina remake.
>>741740770people that don't feel embarrassment or shame are dangerous
I love my Switch 2 in silence. I also have a PC and PS5 but that's illegal on /v/
>>741740709Not taking that steam news too well, are we?
>>741740770This is why I hate tendies even if I don't partake in console wars
>>741743131Actually you're very much a console warrior. Your tell is you using the word tendie at all. You specifically seek out Nintendo threads just to console war in them.
>>741740709>Six games>Only two are exclusivesWhat's the point?
>>741743698it has the nintendo logo
>>741740709Is that a camera or a microphone?
>>741740709This man probably has autism
>>741744115Its a camera. The Switch 2 has a built in mic. I don't know why people buy the official camera when you can just plug in any usb web cam
>>741744259Why would you use a camera on a switch thats fucking weird
>>741740709I have Switch 2Pro controllerGamecube controllerTOTK BOTWMario Kart World
>>741744293They added a discord like chat system. So the camera is for being able to see each other while you chat. Its integrated into some games too. The Star Fox remake has filters that turn you into fox, falco, wolf ETC.
>>741743131You're not fooling anyone here, Steamie.
>>741740709so does this tard just have rich parents or whatno way he has a job much less one that pays well and I doubt neetbux could get you all that
>>741740709women spend more money on beauty/hygiene bullshit every month than this man ever will on games
>>741743131Because people?
>>741742381same setup as me brother
>>741744537He works in stem cells and went to med school, he is not a tard.
>>741740770>Literally zero girls >Possibly a couple of trannies >Most of the guys are fat and ugly >Some are actually attractive and look like normalfags Kek. I wonder if normalfags who geniunely like Nintendo and video games feel weird being surrounded by fat ugly incels, like they're trying to fit into a hobby/culture that they clearly don't look like they belong to.
>>741744194Read >>741744791
>>741744824Thats a AI generated video, it is not real.
>>741740709He looks like he is really happy with his games and stuff. Are you happy, OP? :)
>>741744824I'm going to be real, I use the presence of girls as a pretty good gauge of if an event is worth attending
>>741744965No it isn't.
>>741742381The path of the idort has been long forgotten in a tidal wave of anti-Nintendo butthurt
>>741745083Yes, it is, we been through this before.
>>741744824quite foid
>>741740971Read >>741744791
>>741742381same, but xbox instead of ps5, im eyeing the cheap ass ps5 on the local pawnshop tho
>>741740709>>741740770he's more happier than you will ever be.
>>741740709OP is Eric, and he works for Jeffrey Epstein.
>>741740770>>741740709is there any explanation for why people basedface? i never in my life been so surprised about something that I literally opened my face like a fisheven like in a "surprised" or "shocked" expression, people don't open their mouths all the way like that
>>741745474No, read >>741744791
>>741745086>idortThis word lost all meaning when consoles stopped being machines for playing games and started being machines for milking retards. Exclusives are anti-consumer jewery, and the fact that you're willing to defend their use to coerce idiots into buying a shitty tablet that can't even play its own games well is pathetic.
>>741745508Eric made this thread.
>>741745496It's AI, it's not real.
>>741745508Lose weight.
>>741740709>born autistic>parents don't even expect you to work, or do anything in your life>but they're rich and buy you vidya shitliving the dream?
>>741745532
>>741745592Not the case, he went to and graduated med school, works in stem cells, has a wife and 4 kids, with a 5th one under way.HE IS NOT A RETARD!!!!!
>>741745681You him, or are you just trying real hard to sound like you are?
>>741745743No.
>>741745532Consoles still hold a niche with being a catered and locked development environment and general power target, along with satisfying the portability element (if you're Nintendo) in a way that PC didn't really take into until the Steam Deck got popular.>willing to defend their use to coerce idiots into buying a shitty tablet that can't even play its own games wellI also enjoy getting red in the face arguing about the Switch 2 like it still has the Switch 1's specs, but unfortunately for you it's becoming pretty relevant as a multiplat machine.This is kinda why I mentioned "anti-Nintendo" as the source of butthurt, since it's driven pretty much all console wars for the past ten years, in case we forgot about Sony Goldface Anal Vore.
>>741745681>graduated med school>works with stem cellsso, no medical license?
>>741745532This. Consoles used to serve a purpose decades ago. Now they just exist to take advantage of stupid/ignorant people.
>>741745790He does have a medical license.>>741745817Debunked.
>>741745928AI with Photoshop edits, not real.
>>741744726The worst of them
>>741740709Max's face, jesus
>>741744824holy homosexual
>>741745532I disagree. Sorry.
>>741748327He sure debunks your shitty arguments a lot. Maybe stop lying all the time and having emotional outbursts?
Indeed
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/741740709/#q741749151inb4 famicope
>>741740770Why are they all dysgenic looking?
>>741749512That isn't Famicom, he doesn't even go to /v/.Famicom is a sakuga otaku in case anyone asks.
>>741740770why are they like this
how come tendie girls are cute but tendie boys are abominations?
>>741749591>>741749651>>741749657AI, not real.>>741749587Not Famicom, read >>741749646
>>741749657Ugly hag
>>741748327>>741748597Famicom has nothing to do with any of those posts, that image even originated from /pol/ which Famicom doesn't go to.
>>741749713/thread
>>741749845>>741749713>>741749646>>741749587Who is famicom?
>>741750014Sakuga otaku.
>>741740709Still less than a steam machine + their plastic controller
>>741751672Only at the expense of your dignity, freedom and control.
>>741740770He looks pretty disappointed
>>741751847Steam still owns all of your games
>>741740709https://youtu.be/noyn-pkuHP0
>>741745086>idort>even though Xbox has no games
>>741752578>cracks>piratesOh nooooo, whatever will gaben doooo?>meanwhile, at nintendo>revocable license>do anything at all nintendo doesn't like and they'll brick their software in whole or in partNintendo owns all your games
>>741740709Sad thing is, nintendo games arent good right now....tendies are just consoming based on nostalgia.
>>741752813Steam owns your games.
>>741752909Retarded tendie alert
>>741752909Subject to the terms of this Agreement, Nintendo grants you a non-exclusive, revocable license to use the Software solely on the Console for your personal, non-commercial use. For clarity, the Software is licensed, not sold, to you, and you may not make use of the Software except as expressly authorized by this Agreement. Without limitation, you agree that you may not (a) publish, copy, modify, reverse engineer, lease, rent, decompile, disassemble, distribute, offer for sale, or create derivative works of any portion of the Software; (b) bypass, modify, decrypt, defeat, tamper with, or otherwise circumvent any of the functions or protections of the Console or the Software, including through the use of any hardware or software that would cause the Console or the Software to operate with any unauthorized, illegal, or pirated software or hardware; (c) reinstall any prior version of the Software on the Console or otherwise obtain or install any version of the Software other than through distribution methods provided by Nintendo; (d) install or use any Software which Nintendo identifies as an unauthorized copy, or from which one or more unauthorized copies have been made; or (e) exploit the Software in any manner other than to use it with the Console in accordance with its documentation and intended use. Content obtained through the use of an unauthorized device, or through the unauthorized modification of the Console or the Software, may be removed. You agree not to access or use the Console or the Software in an unauthorized or unlawful manner or to access the consoles, devices, accounts, or data of others (including Nintendo) without their (or our) consent. You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions Nintendo may render the Console and/or the Software permanently unusable in whole or in part.
Steam shills trying to deflect from their steam machine flopping by making these threads
>>741740709I have the Gamecube controller for Switch 2 and I kinda wish I didn't get it because the ZL button, which should've been a gimmie by just mirroring the Z button, is a tiny halfassed button instead. And NSO won't let you remap the controller, so I was stuck using it for Starfox 64 and it was all kinds of awkward.
>>741752512AI, not real.>>741752813>>741752883>>741752995Debunked.
>>741753009>sold out everywhere>floppingI would tell you to think but you probably bought the switch 2
>>741740709What purpose does the microphone serve?
>>741740709When is the emulator coming out?
>cyberpunkfucking why dude
Why do third worlders get so aggressive when they see others buying things they enjoy?
>>741753067Lol they made like 1000 units, no hard to sell out when you barely have any made
>>741753331Proof??
>>741753220They're mad because he didn't buy 5 additional copies each to support nintendo
>>741745496I think it's a performative intentional act, rather than something that comes natural to them.
>>741745086>anti-Nintendo butthurtIs it possible to point out that Nintendo has most of the obnoxious spergs these days without being butthurt?
>>741745271Read >>741744851
>>741740709All that is still cheaper than a steam machine without a controller.
>>741745681>look at this shit I made upAnon, defending your autistic ass in here is not going to work.
>>741754513you have to take one of three avenues>taking /v/ shitposters completely seriously>getting into fights with 11 year olds in youtube comments>obsessing over disney-adults for nintendo
>>741752976>>741752995Only you're talking about Nintendo. I'm talking about the owner of your Steam Library
>>741754741Nothing about this is made up.
>>741745532You are not entitled to console exclusives.
>>741740770Funny chap
>>741740709>cyberpunk 2077 on Switch 2
>>741753089It's for the Game Chat system, which streams either audio and video to a friend or the game itself.>But why not just use Discord or something else?Not everyone uses those streaming systems. But if that works better for you then do it.
>>741745532>You are not allowed to make your own hardware and then make software for it! You must port your software to my hardware!No. That's just nonsense. Kind of communist as well.
>>741745532This is mustard race cope.The path of the idort is beyond your comprehension.
>>741740709I seen this guy before. He buys like hundreds of games, even shovel wear he will never play. It really is just consoom.
>>741740770the retarded crotch spawn of rick moranis
>>741745086>if you're an idort, you MUST worship corporationsSo idorts who hate steam aren't actually idorts?
>>741740770Imagine the smell
>>741757260What if you're an idort, but you just prefer multiplats? I think Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are dogshit compared to multiplats like Minecraft and Terraria. Is that wrong?
>>741758101Idort is a state of owning multiple consoles, not which kinds of games you prefer. I like Breath of the Wild over Tears of the Kingdom. I like Terraria over Minecraft. But I can still choose to play any of them because I have both a Switch 2 and a PC.
>>741758178That's okay then. The idea that you HAVE to like garbage just because it's on your platform is absurd, but it's pushed by console warriors.
>>741740770OMG IM LITERALLY GOING TO BING BING MY WAHOO
>>741748597>he>debunkskys nintranny fag
>>741749651Cringe as fuck but he is a streamer. Streamers will do cringe shit for attention without being fanboys. Somehow though ripping your shirt off to make your clip go viral seems even more cringe than doing it out of passion for a corporations newest product.
>>741757961jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>741759150We have 100+ anti-steam threads up right now, made by the same idorts who insist that you are never allowed to dislike Nintendo for any reason, even if you own their console and play their games. Put 2 and 2 together.
>>741740709This dude has already lost. Hes over 40 and this is all he has. No reason to make fun of the poor guy, theres no coming back from where he got himself.
>>741749651I skipped halfway through the webm just to see his shirt off and him going wild
>>741759242>idorts who insist that you are never allowed to dislike Nintendowe seem to have a dire misunderstanding of what "idort" means
>>741759347So by your definition, I can be an idort and still hate nintendo and/or steam. I don't have to blindly worship either company. That means I should be free to shit on the lazy OOT and starfox remakes, while dismissing the gabe cube and steam deck as overpriced prebuilts that get outclassed by something you could buy from best buy.
>>741745316So are most people with Down syndrome.
>>741759540jesse what the FUCK are you talking about
>>741759571I'm trying to define the meaning of idort. Apparently just owning multiple devices isn't good enough to these people. Even if you own a Switch and a PC, criticizing either gets you called a snoy.
>>741759626Idort has no meaning anymore. It was a product of a context where console wars meant something and all consoles didn't share 99% of their game libraries.
Still not buying a Steam Box.
he looks happymakes me kind of jealous
>>741742262Why?
>>741744965>>741745180You "everything is AI" faggots are unreal.
>>741753220PS5 owners got a lot of hate as well for playing stuff and having fun on it.
>>741762034Surely you also have simple things you enjoy and treat yourself to from time to time.
>>741763392nope
>>741740709>>741740770them tendies be too greasy
>>741754451This. It's the same shit you saw on Oprah or Ellen. At some point it becomes second nature to act like this.
>>741740709I love consooming!
>>741740709I have nearly everything in that photo, except all my games are digital, no camera or Bravely Default or Cyberpunk (beat it and the dlc years ago on PC). Switch 2 is the greatest console of all-time and its not really close. Also I'm a complete normalfag with a wife and kids and most everyone I meet doesn't even know I play video games.
>>741762728You need to be 18 to post here
>>741745496People who choose to put their face and personality on the internet are faggot theater kids. Every last one of them.
>>741766556what the hell is that?
>>741740709Hell yeah, NINTENDOMINATION!!!
>>741766392>switch 2 is the greatest console of all timeNot a very high bar.
>>741740770>these are the fat faggots calling you Eric and a snoy
>>741740868Both
>>741740709NOOOOO! LET ME MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE DOING WHAT THEY LIKE!
>>741742381based idort
Being a soitendo cuck is the most disgusting thing ever. Leave that shitty tablet and those dumb soitendo games to the kids for fuck sake.
>>741768702Nothing you said is true.
This miserable faggot has been up all night bumping this thread hasn't heTrannyjannys earning their $0.00 salary
Look ma, i am consoooming
>>741740709Gabe. It's OK. You tried and you failed. Maybe give the whole 'hardware' thing another go in a decade or so.
>>741744537You'd be surprised at how ugly you can be while holding a pretty good job. Extremely high chance he just has a good job but no gf, since otherwise the money would go to her. He'd also not look tard if he slimmed up, had better hair growth patterns and didn't soi face
>>741769215SOVL
>>741745532its anticonsumer that games cost money at all they should make all the games free because that's pro consumer and being pro consumer is the smart thing to do, i built my own computer so I'm very smart you see, i understand things
>>741754513>Is it possible to point out that Nintendo has most of the obnoxious spergs these daysMaybe if it was true, but we all know there's groups that are much worse.
>>741745928Didn't he die
>>741742381I got a Switch 2 and a PC but as you said, that's not allowed here.
Snoytrannies going apeshit those last few weeeks, damn
>>741743131>I don't partake in console wars>Looks inside>Console warring
>>741766556Netflix is gay af but that's cool merch for normies desu
>>741770730Ditch the Shitch Poo and ascend to Godhood
>>741740709>YOU MUST CONSOOOMwhat does this even mean?
>>741770998>trannyta 6 is a 100 dollar game if you want all stores at LAUNCH>literally a game key cardKWABOOTY
>>741770998>Oh no, you can't have the best combo which is PC + Switch 2, oh noooo!Fuck off poorfag and die.I do what I want.
>>741770730>>741742381>uhh look at how gay and oppressed I am get a room, you drama queers
