WOMAN, WHERE IS MY FUCKING FOOD?I'M HUNGRY
This hits close to home. My gf became a lazy fat slob who doesn't even have energy to make dinner anymore.
>>741763791shill army trying to save kratos cucked ass
Gooooooooooods, it's way too hot, bring me arctic winds and my wife is yours
>>741763791
>THE CHICKEN TENDERS WERE COLD ATHEEEENA
>>741763791Kratos would never
>>741763791this is how you get spit in your food
>>741766472Nice try. /co/ doesn't do anything but jork it to bean mouth latinx "waifus"
>>741766465She's your wife, so who cares?
>>741766472an unfunny*lol
>>741766618Her spit has my jizz in it.
>>741763791KINGtos would never say something sexist like this.
>>741766769what does it taste like?
>>741766794He says it in 2018, before he learned to be better and address females by name.
>>741767331Why is he pregnant?
>>741767853His body, his choice.
>>741767853that's where he stores his other gear when he's not using it
>>741763791KRATOOOSWe must be better men
he never said this
>>741771374How do you know?
>>741763868Leave her or cheat on her. I cheated on mine when she started getting lazy, and when she found out she got off her ass and actually did some dishes and swept a little kek. Girls go feral when they find out you can find another mate whenever you wish.
>>741771626>I cheated on mine when she started getting lazy, and when she found out she got off her ass and actually did some dishesI'm amazed she didn't just up and leave.
>>741767331>kratos RAPES and GAPES chainsaw man>no, superman RAPES and GAPES gokuThere's your peak /co/ memery in a nutshell
>>741771783Maybe he was just flirting around a little and not have straight up sex
>>741771783because you're ugly
>>741771783Depends on the girl. Maybe I got lucky. It was also her close friend I fucked and not some random whore so maybe that made it extra personal.
ARESDESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
>>741772034Based.
>>741763868So dump her. Why would you even hook up with a fat person anyway?
>>741763868>get a gf bro it's so kino br-ACK
So who's going to tell Faye when she gets revived...
>>741772108Everything was great until>muh birth control >muh PCOS>I have no energy to workout and be a gym bunny I am too exhaustedetc. Also no I did not force her on birth control ,she had it in her before we met. If anything I tried my best to get her off of it because she showed a lot of promise and did shit in the beginning.
>>741772203Obama?
>>741772241Miserable Just leaveNot worth it
>>741772241Leave her you pussywhipped retard
>>741763868I cheated on and left my wife when this happened (she was also really mean). I’ve never seen a woman go from a 9 to a 5 in realtime before.
>>741772206She can borrow the cuck chair from Gimli or whatever that scrawny dwarf raising her son is called
>>741772570why cheat at all and dishonor yourself? just leave.
>>741763868Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.Do with this information what you will.
>>741772621He became a better man
>>741772640Wild fantasy you got there
>>741772640Thanks SaarGPT
>>741763791He did NOT say that, not my Kratos
>>741772640She put feces in that meatloaf retard kek
>>741772640Classic redditpasta
>>741772807It’s a pasta, I definitely remember the “beat her while she was buckled in, twice” part. Regardless there are women out there who respond that way.
>>741772241>birth controlthere it is it completely fucks their hormones and thus their attraction to you
>>741767853In order to BE BETTER he decided to go through the pains of pregnancy so that he truly understands how oppressed women are
>>741763791He wouldn't say this.
>>741774521Why not?
>>741773875>wife gets off birth control>I celebrate thinking we're going to fuck nonstop now that she's off the goypill>on the rag 24/7>gets back on just to get a normal cycle againI can never win...
>>741774913You were never supposed to win
>>741772640Kratos didn't say that
we must be BALLING men
maybe you're just lame to work for lol
>>741763791that worried rule63 of kratos with atreus eyeing her is doing bad things to me
>>741763791I'll slap your freaking head around you jabroni! Now give me some fazool, I'm hungry!
>>741772640>"Why do women choose the bear? Are they stupid?"
>>741772640>>741772851Goddamn fucking newfags
>>741771783And do what? Work retail for min wage? Lol
SHAVE OFF YOUR FORESKIN BOYWe must be American Men
