Apologize.
>>741763807>still no gamesnah
You can really tell how astroturfed the hate for the $450 price tag was compared to the relative crickets around the PS5/Steam Deck/Steam Machine price hikes.
>>741763807>'eck but worseWhy?
>>741763807>ApologizeFor what?
>$70/€80 gamesno thanks
>>741763862Hope this helpsSwitch 2 exclusives:>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment>Drag x Drive>The Duskbloods>Fast Fusion>Splatoon Raiders>Metroid Prime 4>Mario Tennis Fever>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book>Pokemon Pokopia>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave>Pokemon Legends ZA>Orbitals>Pokemon Winds & Waves>Starfox>Zelda Ocarina of Time remake>Nintendo Switch Sports Resort>Xenoblade Genesis>Ninjala 2And more to be announced
>>741763921Why the heck the media hate Nintendo so much? WTF!
>>741766623Already laughing at NDStards.
>>741766925>20k viewsi remember when this tard routinely used to get 100k views within hoursthe NDS grift really dried up
>>741766623
My kids personally love their switch 2s. I think the problem is that most anons are just simply burnt out to the point where any and all video games are unenjoyable so they come to a glorified porn website to make post about it that contribute absolutely nothing.Maybe anons should pursue other avenues such as relationships and healthy life choices rather than jacking off to lolicon daily.
>>741763807for what?it's a piece of shit that is not fit to be a handheld due to its shit screen, battery and ergonomics and it's not fit to be a home console due to running the cpu and gpu at 1 (ONE) ghzit fails at everything
>>741763807>tries to patent throwing balls
>>741767048comical image when steam only took off because valve forced people to play HL2 through steamand now it turns out valve was running literal cartel tactics to always make devs have steam be the cheaper option
>>741767068What the fuck...
>>741766623>shit game actively made worse with travel tracks.>mediocre but fair its a game.>was fun for maybe all of 10 minutes and then was a bunch of nothing.>nothing made better than any other hyrule warriors.>absolute who title>another who title>three in a row who title>no turf wars in a splatoon game. But decent spinoff.>LOL. LMAO even.>Another Mario tennis>a worse yoshi game than other yoshi games.>we want the poketards and animalcrossing tards combined.>Another FE game same as the last>A worse pokemon game to other pokemon games.>not a switch 2 exclusive>its not out yet, but judging on the trend. Its gonna be shitting on my plate.>I pray to some god out there that this wont flop. We need a not shit starfox game at least.>Some dude in his basements project that nintendo got angry over and did it first because "we did it first". Looks ugly as shit.>Bravo. Another wii sports.>theyre gonna shit the bed.>shovelware 2.Youve got like 3 games out of 21 there that isnt just enshitified by nintendo. Congratulations on the failing grade.The future is bleak if this is the hype.
>>741767367hl2? you mean the game that was on consoles?why do you need to go back 20 years to make a really weak point to contest what consoles are doing now?
>>741767426get predicted LOL >>741766854
>>741767367Steam was created to keep CS patched to the latest release.
>>741767367>devs have steam be the cheaper optionNot exactly, if another store has a game with 30% discount, then you have to do it for steam too, no lower than that.And frankly what's wrong with that?
>>741767048Good thing the switch 2 is also now getting all the worthwhile third party support lol.
>>741767508>And frankly what's wrong with blatant anti-competitive strongarming and threats to delist games off steam?Really now?
>>741767538>buying the shittiest versions of multiplats for a console that gets mogged by ewaste
>>741767569>defending your own customers is anti competitiveif you don't like steam... then don't sell there?crazy, i know
>>741767473You can't use that shitty pic to ward against criticism. You did it primitively. That tells me you have no faith in the games you posted.
>>741767573I'm not going to be a pirating shitskin when supporting the devs I like is objectively a good thing.I'm not giving money to a yacht company either.I'm not giving money to a yacht company or pirating on PC to get a westoid fanfic version with no JP text either.The switch is the only real option here.
>>741767629>You did it primitivelyThe word you're looking for is pre-emptively.
>>741767473Enjoy your extra chromosome brother. I won't get in the way of your fun. You post a shit list I'll tell you why its shit.
>>741767597>defending your own customersFrom a better product? Would not want to raise the standards I guess
>>741767597how is forcing devs to always making steam the cheapest option and thus killing competition by preventing stuff like indies selling it 30% cheaper through their own store without the steam landlord cut a good thing?
>>741767640>I'm not going to be a pirating shitskin when supporting the devs I like is objectively a good thing.steam gives the publishers and developers a 70-80% cut of revenuenintendo digital gives 70%, nintendo physical gives 50%buying on steam is objectively the best way to support them>I'm not giving money to a yacht company or pirating on PC to get a westoid fanfic version with no JP text either.are you just making shit up now?
>>741767689Don't like it, don't sell on steam
>>741767538lmao you wish, and this is the only ones i own, theres hundreds still not on there
>>741767689because you don't have to list your game on steam you fucking idiotdo you know how easy it is to install another storefront? it takes less than 5 minutessteam should make them sign exclusivity contracts like consoles because that apparently encourages competition
>>741767741>NDStard doesn't know the obnoxious and longstanding practice of ripping out the jp text from jp games for the pc ports (not even just steam)lmao valve cultists really are dumb
>>741763989its a lot cheaper than the deck now, but i agree on release it was a much worse deal. comparable hardware but locks you into console infrastructure
>>741767903>it's a long standing practice but i can't cite it
>>741767869how many of these are actually worth playing and not AIslop shovelware?
>>741767367>forced people to play HL2 through steam
Did they fix the stick drift and/or stop using graphite to save a few shekels on hall effect or TMR. Or are you still getting fucked by planned obsolescence on the goycons
>>741767925>but locks you into console infrastructureHow is being locked into the yacht company ecosystem any better?Hard mode: Don't sound like a schizo that needs to be able to browse youtube/tiktok shorts and shitpost on 4chan on every screen he owns, even smart fridge ones.
>>741767990>locked into the yacht company ecosystemyou don't know what locked into meansthere's absolutely nothing that forces you to use steam and only steam on any computerwhy are tendie warriors so low iq?
>>741767974>Or are you still getting fucked by planned obsolescence on the goyconsyou know you could have just sent them in to nintendo for free to get them fixed right?>Did they fix the stick drift and/or stop using graphite to save a few shekels on hall effect or TMR. if drift was still a thing NDSgroids would be still spamming about that
>>741767689>Be steam, like a giant megamall where you can do all your shopping in one place. Gives shoppers cool features like steam cards, codes, games lists, friends lists, netcode for joining together in games, and allowing you to post sales and updates all through the same platform for a percentage cut for upkeep of the megamall.>or you can open up your own shop outside of the megamall and sell it all the same but you dont offer those same features. But steam isnt forcing you to sell there.Its really a no-brainer. If there were another megamall that offered the same, this would be a non-argument. But other platforms dont even try and instead cry about it and fish for settlement suits like fucking grifters instsead of innovating.
>>741767689They can sell it 30% cheaper on their own store. Just can't sell steam keys that way if the price isn't the same as the steam listing
>You don't HAVE to sell on steam if you don't like their rules, chud :)Be careful with what you ask for, this is how PS started to lose JP third party support.I doubt karma is going to be kind when it already wasn't kind to PS.
>>741768094why would they go anywhere else? they get a bigger cut on steam than on any console
>>741763807When they release a new Smash, a new 3D Mario, a new 3D Zelda, an Animal Crossing, a new 2D Zelda, a new 2D Mario, and a new proper Paper Mario RPG, I'll think about it as long as they're all top quality. Unless it takes more than a couple of years.WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAMES NINTENDOWHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONGYOU HAVE THE MONEYWHEREARETHEGAMES
>>741768018>you know you could have just sent them in to nintendo for free to get them fixed right?Why don't use hall effect or TMR. Sound like a lot of hassle
>>741767943dont fuckin know your taste, you tell me
>>741767990i can pirate games easily on my steam deck and play pc games that arent released on switch + by games from places other than steam
>>741763807>muh port machineno gamesno buy
>>741768149because nintendo makes money off retards that don't know you can do that so they can sell them disposable garbage againit's simply predatory and this is just a shield tendies put up, good engineering would cost them $5 per a pair of joycons
>this much bad news about the west in a row, including bloodbath tier layoffs basically everywhere>the usual suspects are still seething about nintendo like they just got insider info about some bad news for the west or bad news for japanhow the fuck can it somehow get any worse for NDStards?
>>741768254which post offended you so much that you need to make those filler posts where you act detached?go on, link it
>>741768205>the only worthwhile games in this entire list are armored core, god eater 2, ninja gaiden 4, project wingman, and stranger of paradisepeak grimola
Open wide tendies. Say AAAAAAAHHHH
>>741768319so which switch2 exclusives make it worth buying friend?
>>741768319see >>741766854tendies really hate when people mock their exclusives but have no issues doing it to others
>>741768319>ignoring Sekiro, Vanquish, Dead Rising, Killer7, Dead Space, FEAR and Nioh
>>741766623>has to literally list ALL exclusives >including remakes, one of an hour long game that's been remade four times>Including unreleased games>INCLUDING Switch 1 games>still barely double digits>1/3 of them are Pokemon gameslmfaoo oh noo
>>741768359This is not even news, it got announced with the price hike a month ago.Also it's japan only.>>741768254Who the fuck knows but the sealiontard is on full meltdown mode.
>>741766780Nintendo is Japanese.
>>741768205How is Dead Rising still not on the Switch lmao
Why is there so much seething over nintendo lately
>>741767048>Tony gave Pete the suit>Nintendo supports their own platform with their own gamesComical lack of awareness. Snoys don't even watch Sony's movies anymore
>>741768764because the hardware is objectively failing at what it was made for and their games are overpriced for how low effort they are?
>>741763807With gta 6 being confirmed code in a box Switch 2 is the last physical console ever perhaps. By the time Switch 3 is here there has to be some games Nintendo makes that's too big for physical
>>741768764>The tendie screams out in pain as he strikes you
>>741763807No.
>>741768764>lately
>>741768841>Gta 6 on a switchDo tendies really? Why are you cucking yourself so hard?
>>741766925Based 'deen speaking the truth.
>>74176883820 million people are happy with the hardware and the games
>>741763807Honestly Nintendo cooked. S2 is the best deal on the market now.
>>741768927>unthinking tendie consoomers with no standards just consoome therefore it's okay
>>741768906>Snoy can't read>Obsessed with cuckoldry Unsurprising
>>741768956>$450 for a piece of hardware with gtx 1050 tier performance docked and a cpu that runs at 1ghzsign me the fuck up!
>>741763807I"ll apologize when it gets 1st party games worth a damn and stops doing game cuckcard
>>741768801>trying to use the movie own /plotlogic in this silly meme pic
>>741769007Don't forget the super fast mico sd load times
>>741768965>Buys $700 PS5 + $160 PS Plus + $100 disc drive + $50 standThe enlightened Snoy
>everything is shit>tendies: "see shit doesn't seem to be so bad right now"No, it's still shit. Imagine an entire industry needing to fuck before you can cope with your buyers remorse.
>>741769065no, build a pc? are you perhaps retarded?
>>741766623>shovelware like mario tennis, drag x drive, yoshi being only on that system makes it goodThis is like making a list of PS5 exclusives and including destruction all stars Do better
>>741767426singleplayer content in splatoon has always been great.turf war is the worst thing about these games, raiders is already at least an 8/10 by default.
>>741767473Saying something wrong and retarded and then predicting that someone is going to call you wrong and retarded doesn't make you any less wrong and retarded. Year one of the Switch 2 is a fucking awful lineup, and you should feel bad for defending it.
>>741768764Valve just had it's PS3/xbone moment and steamies can't just betray their cult leader so they are lashing out to everyone else instead, especially when they will just buy the gaycube anyway to fund the yacht company.Seriously, watch the thing sell out within seconds of sales opening.
>steamies raging over Nintendo againSad!
>>741769221again >>741768853
>>741769036Yes genius, it works in the movie because Pete thinks he can't be Spider-Man without using Tony's suit.It doesn't work here because Nintendo is in the place it is now due to the legendary exclusives they've been making for 40 years.Someone stunted made the meme and you are even more stunted for defending it.
>>741769221meanwhile your fellow tendies say shit hardware is ok when nintendo does it >>741768927
>>741768841>With gta 6 being confirmed code in a boxno fucking way, there's just no fucking way karma fucked over NDS tards this hard>>741768841>By the time Switch 3 is here there has to be some games Nintendo makes that's too big for physicalanon, sw2 carts go upwards of 250gbif your game doesn't fit on one then you need to optimize shit, and with moore's law being dead this will remain true for the foreseeable futurealso i doubt there will be a switch 3, nintendo is just going to continue the switch 2 forever because graphics peaked already, there's no progress to be had anymore
>>741769259It's not shit.
>>741769082This. It's never about something's own merit with the tendies just "well x company is more expensibe / shitty". Where is the Switch 2 game everyone is praising like BOTW or Oddyssey because I do not see that. Even the games they swore were amazing like Air Riders or Pokopia had maybe 2 weeks of fanfare. They are not on the same level of Switch 1's first year bangers
>>741766623Damn, look at all those shit games....
>>741768965>>unthinking tendie consoomers with no standardsyeah because the wii u was such a massive success right?>>741769082>>741769259its almost like the switch is not shit or something
>>741769350it is shitwhen it's a handheld it's suffering from a shitty lowest bidder screen, awfully small battery and nonexistent ergonomicswhen it's docked it's suffering from pathetic performance on par with laptops with no gpu
>>741768841>With gta 6 being confirmed code in a boxI require proof, because the laughing session is going to be fun if it's true.
>>741769250No instead you are too autistic to the point that you have to put the movie greater context into a stupid meme image.
>>741769298Take-Two were the ones that pushed games to $70, now they're the ones pushing games to $80 and code in a box crap so it's not that surprising. Always been one of the worst companies in gaming
>>741769447See >>741769475Literally go to their website. Also confirmed by geoff doritos pope. It's $80 for standard, $100 for ultimate
>>741769475>Fearmonger that GKCs are killing physical when in reality they were a measure to kill code in box shit.>Karma slaps them with code in box shit, on the only game they have been looking forward to in a literal decade (if not longer).You would think NDS tards would have learned to shut the fuck up to stop getting ravaged anally by karma by now.
>>741769232Why would you think the entirety of PC is just Steam?
>>741763807Yeah, sorry Tendies, you clearly won the chromosome contest; you managed to get more than us. Congrats
>>741769475holy FUCKhow can take two not be able to afford a goddamn BD when they are so cheap now?
>>741769385>it's not shit because people bought itsee >>741769430
>>741769527>It's $80 for standardthis is what they get for fearmongering MKW and others as $90 games and pretending the digital price drop is somehow a bad thing
>>741769745it's a lot more egregious when the same asset flip racing game costs that muchnintendo is selling indies for AAA prices
>>741769851With your karma this is really going to be GTAV part 2 lol.
>>741769115>This is like making a list of PS5 exclusives and including destruction all starsEven if you did that the list would still be miniscule lmao
>>741769921but i want gta to flopi'm still self aware enough to know that they come a lot closer to justifying that price tag than nintendo asset flipsyou're not, you rely on absurd reductionism to make nintendo value look good
>>741769475>>741769527Now this is comedy.Kinda sucks, I really wanted the base version to be $100 and ultimate to be $120 minimum.
>>741769527>It's $80 for standardi wonder how Nintendo is gonna deal with Fire Emblem also being 80 bucksNo way people are gonna look at FE and think it is worth as much as GTA 6
>GTAVI is a code in a boxThey need to squeeze every penny out of this game because they know it won't reach the heights GTAV did. It's a wonder they're keeping it console exclusive. I wonder how much Sony paid.
>>741770241people are buying it from stores that price match the digital version.
>>741770241I think FE is confirmed to be using bigger cards which is why it probably costs more
>>741770241>i wonder how Nintendo is gonna deal with Fire Emblem also being 80 bucks"NoA sabotage" problem again, it's priced like DKB outside of muttland
>>741770243Honestly yeah, it is not a good sign, especially when GTAV goes on absurd discounts already to get people hooked on GTAO.
>>741769459Nope. You are retarded and defending a retard having a meltdown because Nintendo has exclusives.
>>741769430>>741769685It offers the best performance to price ratio in its class.You being upset doesn't make it shit.
>>741770516nta but i agree with him, having ONLY exclusive as your source worthiness is fucking pathetic.
>>741770241Then buy digital?
>>741770617>>741767538
>>741768764Nintendo's mind raping them for nine years and counting lmao of course they're mad
>>741770596>in its classyeah, because otherwise it loses to the worst value prebuiltand in order to achieve that price to performance it needs to absolutely butcher the handheld experience with shit screen, battery and ergonomics
>>741770617>Having the thing you make be your source of worthiness is fucking patheticWhat else is supposed to be your "source of worthiness"? Things other people make?And what? You "don't deserve" the shit you make if it's your only thing? Do you even thought about for a second how idiotic it sounds?It's a retarded meme made by a branidead faggot assblasted Nintendo has exclusives by shoehorning unrelated shit into a situation that doesn't apply. He probably also posts that exclusives are anticonsumer because his favourite platform doesn't have any.
>>741770824>Bro spending 5 grand on a meme PC is cheaper than a switch 2.Fucking unhinged holy shit.If it's anything like any other NDSfag that PC will just be used for youtube videos and shitposting in this shithole.
>>741770824Reminder that Valve is selling Steam Dreck with worse hardware for $900
>>741763807>game key cards>PAID online (raised the prices btw)>$80 games>shut down fangames>overpriced portsYeah no
>>741771169>80 dollar code in a box
>>741771169>PAID online (raised the prices btw)only in japan
>>741771070are you incapable of understanding words?it's price to performance, not raw costand the switch 2 loses to the worst option on pca 9070xt prebuilt can be had for $1840, 35% of the price and has 53% the performanceit beats that 5090 prebuilt by 50% on value therefore the tendie toy loses to it by a margin of 107% instead of 40%it only gets worse for your toy, tendie>>741771074the deck has comparable gpu, much better cpu, oled screen, 2x the storage for the cheaper model and 4x the storage for the more expensive model, it's a full blown computer, 2.5x the battery capacity of the switch 2 and its ergonomics actually serve you instead of going for a retarded aestheticnot comparable, the tendie toy is severely lacking in features in comparison
>>741767035You can only claim the sky is falling so many times before people stop listening to you.
>>741767869The mind rape on this fag lmao none of my Steam collections are about console war niggery because I'm not a total loser.
>>741763862
>>741771428>wall of text of excuses to justify PC gaymer expensesyou have buyer's remorse over your GPU bro, let it go
>>741768137>muh Marios and Zeldas AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE REEEEEEget better taste, nigger
>>741766925how is he still on his anti-nintendo grift? did shilling pc gaming not work out for him?
>>741771642>tendie loses the argument to indisputable facts >switches to estrogenated passive aggressive remarks
>>741770680Good third party support? Like what lol>>741770987Its true, if exclusive is all you have.You could have non paid online (or at least a good network infrastructure), putting money into games instead of pointless lawsuits, being able to buy your retro catalog individually instead of just buying a subscription for it, actually lowering prices for your games, etc
>>741768764Karma struck the usual shitposters again with the Steam Deck getting a $300 price hike, a lot of the multiplats they claimed would never be on Nintendo getting announced at the most recent Direct, the Gabecube being over $1000 and GTA6 being not only $80, but being a code in a box so now they're seething.
>>741771525>someone says Switch 2 has good 3rd party support>say nuh uh>shows proof>seethe ensues
>>741771798>Karmaimagine avatarfagging with a jeet word
>>741767538>this is the good third party support anon was talking aboutImagine thinking playing shit in this performance is acceptable
>>741771720>Good third party support?The thing Switch 2 already has and is getting more of as shown by this year's not-E3?>Like what lolTake that dick out of your mouth, you flaming homo
>>741771692He's too hard in the NDS hole to back off, especially with how much his cult would tear him a new one if he so much starts being slightly less negative.
>>741771932uhuh sure lmao
>>741772143we both know they will panic port this demake when it flops just like all the prior faglus slop before, including flopazio
>>741771923that's what happens when you use an ewaste cpu
>>741771806Do you cry when you have to take games off of your gay little list lmao
>>741772259>uses PC screenshot
Uh oh tendie melty. Watch out guys he will start posting CSAM
>>741767538List of third party multiplat with no confirmed Switch port releasing in 2026 and beyond.Feel free to inform if there's a game with no confirmed switch port to be added to the list.Same goes for the opposite if there's a game on the list with a Switch port i'll remove it.Part 1 Stellar Blade Blood RainAssassin Creed Black Flag Resynced Blood MessageClutchCode Vein 2Gen AtlasNioh 3Bancho the ChefMarathonJohn Carpenter's Toxic CommandoCrimson Desert Life is Strange: ReunionReplacedCthulhu: The Cosmic AbyssTides of Tomorrow AphelionInvincible VSDirective 8020Subnautica 2Forza Horizon 6Gothic 1 RemakeEchoes of AincradPalworldBeast of ReincarnationActive MatterMarvel: TOKON Fighting SoulsHell Let Loose: VietnamStar Wars Zero CompanyThe Blood of DawnwalkerHalloween: The GameDune AwakeningSilent Hill: Townfall Control ResonantEnd of AbyssAce Combat 8: Wings of TheveStar Wars: Galactic RacerPlanet Zoo 2Phantom Blade ZeroGTA 6 Crimson MoonEdge of MemoriesGears of War: E-DayHalo: Campaign EvolvedKena: Scars of Kosmora MARVEL 1943: Rise of HydraMetro 2039Mortal Shell 2Mudang: Two HeartsPlague Tale Legacy ResonanceRoad KingsTerminator: Survivors Valor MortisWarhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2Stranger than HeavenExodusFable 4Gundam Rogue Orbit
>>741772432Part 2ILLKemuriThe Lost WildThe Expanse: Osiris RebornTomb Raider: CatalystWarhammer 40,000: Space Marine 3Virtua Fighter CrossroadsAtomic Heart 2 Black Myth: Zhong KuiClockwork RevolutionThe CubeSilent Hill RemakeJohn WickJudasJurassic Park SurvivalVivariumTMNT The Last RoninODPersona 4 Revival Persona 6Project WindlessRev.NoirSplinter Cell RemakeGungrave G.O.R.E: Blood HeatState of Decay 3Star Wars: Fate of the Old RepublicStar Wars EclipseSwords of LegendStuntman HollywoodTides of Annihilation Total War: Warhammer 40,000The Witcher 4 The Witcher RemakeThe God SlayerSoulframeArtificial DetectiveNo LawSenuaDragon Ball Xenoverse 3Gachiakuta: The GameDarksiders 4Dead or Alive New ProjectMagician A Devils Deal
>>741772432>PalworldHISSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>741772432>>741772490>he added even more westoid shovelware to the listgrim
>>741772143>using Fatlus shit as ammoYou retards never learn, do you?
>>741763921It's so funny seeing /v/ try to shitpost the switch 2 for being $500 but then go through legendary mental gymnastics as to why the $1049 steam machine, which doesn't even have a controller, is good value.
Playing Ni no Kuni 2 on my Switch 1 made me want to buy the Switch 2. Holy fucking shit... that game runs like trash.
>>741772490>SoulframeHow the fuck is this still not out? I remember DE showing this off like before covid or some shit.>SenuaThe game is so bad their studio literally got culled.If this is the quality control of your list I don't think I'm missing out on anything at all.
>>741772596what do you mean? So far i think the list has been pretty unchanging, those western games has always been there since i first made this list.
>>741772596>it's shovelware because i'ts not nintendook, let's remove both nintendo exclusives and what you think is shovelware from the list to be impartialno reason to have a tendie toy at that point
>>741772259>>741772623>atlus sour grapes
>>741772792I can just play the vita original if I wanted to, faglus is just that shit now.
>>741770241Just buy digital then.
>>741772792>retard doubles downEvery Fatlus game you gloated about has been ported over, P4 Demake won't be any different.
>>741772659>If this is the quality control of your list I don't think I'm missing out on anything at all.Quality of the game doesn't matter, as long as its a game that got announced and is a third party multiplat, if they 100% confirm the game is cancelled then it will be removed.
>>741772624That's the price of a computer, Anon. Whether it's a "good deal" depends entirely on whether or not you want a computer, because it's really hard to buy one at a good price these days. Check out the prices of the RTX 4090/5090 (which are the options for plenty of VRAM, in case you need it), and you'll start to understand just how bad things are.The Switch 2 doesn't work as a computer for obvious reasons, but even if you wanted to build a compatible PC, it would be a terrible one because it has a pretty weak CPU (consoles can get away with having weak CPUs) and not enough RAM (12GB for everything, with only 9GB available for games on the current system). It also doesn't have enough storage (no one is going to build a PC with 256GB of storage and a slow NVMe like the Switch 2's) and a deluxe 1070 Ti with NVidia new gen gimmmicks as a GPU.The Switch 2 is great for what it's designed to do, but if you want a computer, you'll have to upgrade all the components significantly. It's literally impossible to build a decent computer for $500.
>>741771893As opposed to avatarfagging by crying about Nintendo and Japan sales threads at every opportunity unprompted, even in completely unrelated threads.
>>741772792He's right. P5R, P3R, SMTV, and Metaphor are on switch. P4R and P6 will be too.
>>74176744120 CSGO knives have been added to ur account
>>741763807I CANT AFFORD IT!!!!GREEDY COMPANY!!!EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!I SHOULD GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE... JUST BECAUSE!!
>>741772981You can find plenty of better computers for the same or lower price. Steam Machine is a scam because you are paying for the SFF and valve logo lmao
>>741766925I swear this guy has to be an evil version of that gay blue puppet , they sound exactly the same. Like when YouTube reviewers used to do that thing where they had an evil version of themselves.
>>741766623>all kidslopHow about some real games? No adult is booting up fucking mario to play after work lmao
>>741772924>>741773012everyone else is playing it day one, you retards will wait a year later
>>741771231Also with GKCs you can at least lend the game or sell it to someone. You can't do either with GTA VI
>>741772432look at all the western goyslop and chinkshit
>>741773189NTA but I am in no rush to play a demake. I still haven't finished the Answer yet.
>>741773189I'm not touching that censored, casualized demake ever thoughbeit. At least you came to terms that it will get ported over.
>>741766623>Nip slopNo thanks
>>741772959>im desperatedon't forget black tiger and all those izzat jumping games bro
>>741773235Oh shit, that's their end goal (while also charging you as if they printed discs while not actually doing so)
>>741773064>nvidia with 8gb vram>much biggernow match the features
>>741773475The Steam machine also has 8gb...
>>741773381>post wannabe nipsloplel
>>741770241The GTA 6 killer
>>741773401what do you mean?
>>741773503on amd and linuxtherefore it has access to dcmemg vram boosters
>pretending to be retarded
>>741773507Nips don't have a good hollow like tho
>>741770241>Engage couldn't even sell past 2 millionits joever
>>741773626Ah yes the secret boosters that give you silky smooth 15 fps in fh6.
>>741773863https://youtu.be/22Y9MI_g-0Uretardthis is what it does to 4gb gpus
>>741774001We already have benchmarks, Anon. Steam Machine can't even run fh6 at 30 fps.
>>741768359If it wasn't for Xbox and Playstation online would still be free. You fags paved the way for this shit. I just don't play console games online.
>>741774309Proofs?
>>741774309you really shouldn't talk about things you don't understand8gb on nvidia is inexcusable
>>741774380Here :)
>>741773142I boot up mario after work
>>741774458>immediately switches to arkham knight, a 12 year old game, to copeMhmm vram boosters.
>>741774534a nvidia gpu bottlenecked by vram would perform even worseso yes, vram boosters
>>741766623>no mainline marioMeanwhile I can play co-op SM64 and OoT with at my cousin's house on my Steam Deck. Embarrassing.
>>741771658I mean I'd prefer new IP but if their new IP looks like Drag x Drive then maybe they should stick to stuff they'll actually try to do properly
>>741774754Runs FH6 better than the steam machine though.
>>741775032if a game consumes more than 8gb of vram it will run worsecope about that
>>741763807>NDS NDS NDS NDSwhat's wrong with the DS?
>>741763807For what? It's still a complete piece of shit.
>>741766854>no argumentConcession accepted.
>>741767990>How is being locked into the yacht company ecosystem any better?You're not. Your argument is fundamentally wrong.
>>741768561>Also it's japan only.For now. Everything will keep going up in price in preparation of stockpiles getting low and they have to sign new contracts.
>>741774798You won't get to play the remake
>>741775082FH6 uses more than 8GB. You are completely clueless there's no reason to talk to you anymore. Enjoy your overpriced shitbox I guess.
>>741774798ah yes a steam ACK picture involving the tutorial level or main menua classic
>>741775395>ue5 remaster, persona:I>ue5 remaster, nintendo:)
>>741775432That's the average valve jeet shill for you. They don't know anything about computers and just parrot valve talking points thinking their products are always better. It happened with the deck and rog ally too, where they insisted the deck was stronger lmao
>>741775432no it doesn't you fucking idiotwhy do you talk about shit you're not willing to fucking fact check?
>>741768764Nintendo has become ass and only keeps getting worse. They deserve the hate they get. Simple. Their fanbase is also rabidly retarded and obnoxious, so shitting on them becomes cathartic as they screech and cry about it.
>>741775624but enough about steamies
>>741775592To be fair, the deck does eke out slightly better performance than the z1e and matches the z2e handhelds at lower TDP. It's just a moot point since you are only play old games or indies at lower TDP where graphics don't matter. Play anything past 2024 and the deck struggles.It's a far cry from retards arguing the steam machine runs better than a typical i7 5060 when the benchmarks are easily googleable.
>>741775395>the shitty demakeCool. I'll play it once pokefags crack Switch 2 security.>>741775465>literally reads "handler testing" in the file nameHere's some le heckin gameplay photos that isn't title screen/tutorial.
>>741775820>buying a strictly portable device to blow it up on a monitor and play 25 year old gamesso this is the power...of steam hardware....heh....not bad at all...
>>741766623>Drag x DriveCripple ball is where it peaked /v/ros
>>741776002>i don't truly own my hardware and can't do it therefore it's bad
>>741776002>steamoids don't play games!>NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT IT'S LE HECKIN OLD!I'd like to see you play Halo CE Ruby's Rebalanced with your buddies on your Shitch 2. Oh you can't? Well how about r1delta? Oh, you can't? Well what about Parasite Eve? Oh you can't? Well what about Nuclear Option....
>>741776310This kills the tendie
If anyone is wondering why he's melting down extra hard, rockstar locked literal in-game stuff behind the $100 version.>>741770748
>>741776310tendies BTFO
>samefagging
>claim that Switch 2 has no games>also blame Nintendo for selling games at $80Is the 4chan/anti-Nintendo Movement losing steam? What happened? So GTA6 for $80 isn’t Nintendo’s fault after all?
>>741776310i have a pc for all of that dumb nigger i dont need a valve branded chinkheld to play fucking halo CE it will run on a pentium 4 jeetputer
>>741776310>r1deltaI kneel
>>741776531>too scared to respond to >>741776310 like the slimy tendie shill he isCan you play Ace Combat 4?>not on shitch pooCan you play Demon Soul's at 60fps?>not on shitch pooCan you play Burnout Revenge?>not on shitch pooCan you play Titanfall 2?>not on shitch pooCan you play GTA V with modded servers?>not on shitch pooCan you play ULTRAKILL?>not on shitch pooI'm starting to see a pattern here.
>>741776686It's not even true since Nintendo games are $60-70 if you just buy digital (you would anyways since you use steam).
>>741777040again got a pc for all of those and a switch 2 for their exclusives as well because im not a valve obsessed gabe chocolate donut eater
Our Nintendo, who art in Japan,hallowed be thy name;thy games come;thy will be done portable as it is in docked.Give us this day our daily games;and forgive us our ragebaits as we forgive those who ragebait against us;and lead us not into emulation, but deliver us from Sony.Amen.
>>741767508>Rothchild shills are still trying this lines.It's only if you use steam keys. If you don't use them, aka part of steam's infrastructure, then they don't care.
>>741768018Do you believe that pcs were only invented to pirate Nintendo games or something?
>>741763807For what? I pre ordered a switch 2 and play it almost every day.The switch is the working white man's console.
>>741768254Valve's doing pretty good, the only issue they have is they won a lawsuit against a Rothschild.
>>741776747>>741777216>but-but-but I have my peeceeSo do I, maggot. This conversation is about Deck vs Shitch 2.
>>741777639okone has exclusives one plays multiplats portablyand in the far future when switch 2 has emulation neither your deck nor your shitcube are going to run it LMAO!
>>741768254Well that explains it lol. >>741776485
>>741776485And the physical version is just a code in a box lmaooo
>>741777040no one cares about any of those games
>>741777970meant for >>741766623
If you didn't care about Nintendo you wouldn't be crying about them every single day.
>>741777639What kind of absolutely retarded faggot manchild wants to own a handheld anyway? It's not for adults. It's to keep little kids occupied when traveling.
>>741763807for what? They've released literally nothing for it that I'm interested in playing and I owned a fucking Wii U. The only thing I was interested in was Mario Kart and after playing that for a while with friends I found out they some how managed to fuck that up. No new 3d Mario or 3D Zelda in the first year = dead console (no remakes don't fucking count)
>Seemingly most of the fucking stores in the game are locked behind the $100 version.L O LOL
>>741777775>bro you can get like 20 or "exclusives" if you get a shitch>the exclusives: >>741766623Lmao.>mario intermission world>dkb is good>kirby is good>hyrule is ok>shovelware>f-zero mogs it>unreleased, lmaoing at the idea of wifi players in multiplayer soulsloppa>unreleased>raiders is good>mp4 is not an exclusive>shit>shit>fe shit>pokeshit>unreleased>judgement reserved on new pokeslop>demake>demake>tech demo with a price tag>no idea about the other two4.5 out of 21. Amazing.Also why would you support exclusives? They're an anti consumer practice. You sound like the japs who seethed over that chad Spaniard's Nier Reincarnation revival mod.
>>741778541>"those don't count!"Every time
>>741778686meant for >>741772596
>>741778686Metroid Prime 4 literally does not count. You can play it on the Switch 1 and by extension the Deck
>>741763807kekyou wish diaper wearing troon
Still waiting on the switch 2 pro oled edition, base model isn't worth it.
>>741778207>crying about toys on the digital toy board
NINTENDOMINATION!
>>741777040The only pattern here is you trying to justify your deck in every single thread while pretending to mog a different tendie everytime, your apex predator it seems
Don't need to apologize.
>>741774798Truth is...everyone would've bought a deck if they didn't have it look like a stupid glider. And now that some of you caved in you will fight to desth to defend your $500 dollarinos in the exsct same way a switch 2 owner defends his $500 dollarinos.If both devices were good and afordable everybody would be having it and very little complaints like with switch (apart from the joycons and a few under 30fps or poor resolution in handheld).So it's either glider or switch 2 low quality screen.Both terrible choices and that's why you are a minority, because nobody else wants it.
>>741774798Wtf is this dogshit