what's the appeal of bloons tower defense?
>>741768558the male monkey towers
>>741768558i look just like thisbrazilian btw
>>741768558the female monkey towers
This is how hiv started. Someone thought a monkey looked hot enough to fuck and dispense his genetic material inside. Probably got duped by the 98% DNA statistic.
>new hero is op af againGee I can't wait for the nerfs to come in a month after the premium he-man skin sales have dried up now that the movie is forgotten
>>741768839>faggy monkey is OPslightly better pat fusty? kek
>>741768558Irrevocably mutilating your genitals, so you can pretend to be female. And also spreading AIDS through the act of sodomy.At least according to Ninja Kiwi.
>>741768917>he doesn't knowthe price of the pride flag is the same as the austrlian flag.the only 2 flags with increased prices.ninja kiwi is a new zealand based dev company.do the math.
>>741768895He can solo to like 60 with free repositions. For 700 shekels that's fucking stronk
>>741769085oh shit, yeah hes basically a global sauda
>>741769016Wow, that's so based, anon. They sound really based, and not like creepy groomers at all.
>>741769291>the gay monkeys are all frenchagain
>>741769739BASED
>another collection event 24hrs after the last one just endednooooo my free time also I was hoping for a new social season
>>741769491>Being a dandy is gayIt's peak masculinity you uncultured mutt.
>>741770320how
>>741768558monkey sex. monkey footjob. monkey blowjob.
>>741769291but I thought the monkies were all straight
>>741771506>reddit ragebaitI can draw admiral brickell calling you a nigger and post it here. Does that mean that you are a nigger?
>>741771962He posts that kind of shit, so yes he is.
>>741768839>there was a new hero this updateHaven’t used it yet and I forget that there are other heroes outside sauda, Churchill Etienne & ben, but if it’s just a gimmick hero like Geraldo Rosalie & Corvus then everyone’s gonna forget about it in 2 months. I don’t think NK realises that heroes need to do at least 1 thing well
>>741771962>I can draw admiral brickell calling you a niggershe wouldn't do that
>>741772042New hero is Sauda but OP
>>741768558Should I play Bloons? People seem to enjoy it
>>741771962Does that mean brickell is racist*
>>741771962as a matter of fact it would
>>741771962Damn
>>741769291I don't know why this matters when a few threads ago someone drew the new Hero taking dick
>>741771506>chud editPost the original
>>741775552>chud editYou mean non-zionist edit
>>741768558Monke sex
>>741775721Post the original
>>741774205Corvus getting boypregnated
>>741768558STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK MONKEYSSTOP IT
>>741768558idk But I'd let her POP my FAT fucking BALLOON iykwim
>>741778649NoSex the monkes
>>741778649Nothing wrong with an ape and a monkey getting along
>>741778649no
post team codes or friend codes pls
>>741778649too late
>>741779838>can only sell monke sex with off-model shitMeh
I've never once thought monkey anthros were attractiveBloons, however
>>741771962If you drew that I'd believe it.Extra points if she looks visibly disgusted by his skin tone
>>741771506>Every monkey is canonically heterosexualWhy do we hate NinjaKiwi again?
>>741772106She absolutely would.>>741772592She definitely is
>>741781654Because they're (me)sexual
>>741768558Do you guys think female monkeys wish human males were real?
>>741778649Monkey boys are what got me to play BTD6 it's time to retvrn anon
>>741781807no. male monkeys definitely do though
>>741781930>>741782126I'm sorry but I've just been informed every single monkey is heterosexual >>741771506 and I will not be convinced otherwise
>>741782442thats edited
>>741783365nah it's cannon but every male monke turns gay for homosapien cock
>>741783365Prove it.>>741783457No they don't
>>741768558Who is actually playing this game, is it a zoomer thing?
>>741783457reverse search
>>741783828I've played BTD since the original on NinjaKiwis website all the way back then. Me and my friends used to skip to the computer lab area of my school during recess because our computer teacher was cool as shit and would let us play games on them during break.
>>741783828Me
>>741784802M
>>741783828>is it a zoomer thing?as a zoomer (1998, so 28), yesit's both a game for guys who were nostalgic for playing all the other BTD flash games as a kid but all also people who like really well designed tower defense games
>>741778649there's always the bloons themselves
>>741768558popping bloons you fucking idiot!
>>741771506>Etienne doesn't care about her pant's size. He will still ask her to sit on his faceHow can Etienne possibly be this based?
i got monkeypox
That's aids anon...
>>741768558any suggestions for a TD game besides bloons? had enogh of btd6, enjoyed Element TD 2 but kinda want something else.
>>741768803ackchully it was from eating tainted monkey meat
>>741789490plant versus zombie
>>741789490Kingdom rush games?
I don't contract aids when I have sex with my favorite female Bloons monkeys, I'm just built different I guess
>>741789490Gemcraft is always solid
>this thread
>>741790258d
>>741772042He is literally sauda but can move freely around the track and passively blocks leaks and buffs ninjas and druids and has a toggle for more damage or more knock back
>>741789490Sanctum
>>741791413and also has a fast chinook ability that's instant instead of chinook needing to move it and also has traps to slow bloons down
>>7417685581. Who is this artist?2. Can you guys recommend me some artists for this game to redpill me on monkunny?
EPIC HEAD TO HEAD BATTLE
>>741793083that's a lot of trophiesthere are some new monkeys in the trophy store you know
>>741793264>there are some new monkeys in the trophy store you knowWhat do we want tho?
what about that monkey girl manga, where some people end up having animal traits and she is like a monkey with white fur
>>741793351i don't know, i can see the shop now does it on an individual basis, i think what it was is you're supposed to buy your own shit and you get a limited amount of spots on the island to put whateveri feel like this makes the trophy hoarding problem some anons have even worse honestly
Buyoughted this game because it was 10 cents what am I in for?
>>741793612monke, basically
Guys i draw brickell calling yall niggers.Does that mean its canon now?
>>741793716yes
>>741793716response to>>741771506>>741771962
>>741793716brickell is a inclusive anti racist lesbian trans queen btw
>>741793716ye
>>741768690QUE DELICIA
>>741768803Not how that works
>>741793716>no breastsNot canon brickell
>>741793612Google Play Store version doesn't count
>>741793716The way the text is tilted it sounds like that faggot is the one saying it and not Brickell
>>741795036Its mutual
>>741789537Nah it's funnier if we believe that it was because some nig wanted to fuck a monkey.And I choose to believe in what's funnier
>>741793716What the fuck why did I suddenly turn black?
>>741793716Geg
>>741793716basedMakes me remember a time when we had more OC in general
Guys i just busted a nut to brickell
>>741798604based
>>741798604Congrats anon!
>>741798604supreme work, thank you
Monkey girls are just inherently better than cat girls, fox firls, and other such tripe.
>>741799308i mean, i wouldn't say that... bunnyfags, catfags, and dogfags are all pretty different kinds of people, monkefags are too honestly
>>741793716did she really say this?
>>741800435yeah, it was for the BLM event
>>741790258no it's the other way around
>>741768558It's a number go up game but without roguelite rng nonsense. Reliable source of dopamine
>>741769291>gay monkey sexisn't that how we got aids
>>741804771I don't think it needed to be gay specifically...
>>741798604Based. Finna bout to do the same
>>741804771no
>>741804771yes
>>741798604Based. I kneel
>>741782442theres nothing gay about gay sex with druids
>>741810678Can confirm
>>741793083Did we win?
>>741768917Thank god I stuck with 5
monke
>>741793083I forgot about CT sorry, managed to use the tickets right before the reset.
>>741813425based contribooter monke
>sniper farming
>>741815219better than druid farming without farms, those little shits do nothing
>>741815430But i love druid farmerHe always looks so happy
>>741815542>He always looks so happybanana
>>741815542>mfw i'm full of cum and make $120 at the end of each round
>>741815219>heli farming
>>741815219>farm farming
>>741815763what about it?
>>741815430>do nothing>manage to save up to spirit of the forest by itselfThose 120/round add up
>>741816103>nigger of the forest
Adora dragging her huge sagging boobs, covered in gold plate pasties, across a white guy’s crotch/underwear and the guy is squeezing her boobs against his boner Pls
What was the website that had maps of every CT with relics etc?
>>741816283https://btd6apiexplorer.github.io/
>>741816336*monke kiss*
>>741816430if you wanted the best wiki too it'shttps://www.bloonswiki.com
>>741816103>thought it was easy from there>dies to round 80fuck
>>741816486Thanks. Google always gives me that fandom shit when searching for>btd6 rounds
>>741816336>Royal Treatment is maximum distance away from us
>>741816589>Google always gives me that fandom shitYou should get this plugin called "Indie Wiki Buddy" for that.
>>741816808I'm in the basic tile bordering durable shots, feel free to grab the banner and royal treatment when I finish this.
i don't know if this is controversial or not but i really believe water park should be in advanced, as soon as any kind of restriction is added to it it becomes fucking brutal
>>741817415Is it harder than Bloonarius Prime?
>>741818227they're kind of on the same level to me, water park has ABYSMAL sight lines, and the slide is basically the only place most towers can defend both lanes, it seems like there's a lot of space on water park but you can't fucking use any of it efficiently
>>741816847>"Indie Wiki BuddyNever heard of that before. Sounds awesome man
If anyone else is in Royal Treatment, I'm attempting to do it with 5 tiers with a 400 helicopter. I saw the dust thing but I don't know if it's the game bugging out and saying it's me in there.
>>741819112oh, me too, exactly thatshould i leave?
>>741819271Nah, if you're doing the same strat you probably are further from me since I had to leave to change the relics. I'll keep at it in case something happens but you should finish it sooner. If you'd rather use the ticket somewhere else then nvm and leave.
>>741819356yeah i'm on 68, if there's a better tile you could go for it
>>741819401>>741819356oh wait, actually i fucked up my camo trap and i need to redo the whole thing
>>741819356Heli + camo trap tiles are so comfy
>>741819519I'll finish it then don't worry. For up to round 77 you have to tank up to 33, can use it after without a worry.
>>741819519i'm not gonna redo it, i'll find a better tile
>>741819356You need to place it after leaking round 33
>>741819519lol I did this on AAD and had to buy camo for heli on round 70 hence the score
>>741789490Defender's Quest
>>741819824That's the classic. I wonder if it's possible to do it with 4 in that map if we get MOAB clash, a 030 dartling might be able to do it.
>>741819620>>741819519
We caging already?
>>741821441I'm just going for clash which is near their spawn
I have a mosquito in my room.How do I get rid of it without hunting it for hours?
I think that was every important relic on the map. Probably just glue trap left, but dunno if it's even useful here.Nice!
>>741822167Since I basically only do relics and sometimes banners I'm not that experienced with it, but I think glue trap shines on normal tiles that only go up to 50 at most. In those it can be disgusting how effective it is at letting you do a hero solo or something very cheap in least cash.
>>741793083See you tomorrow
>>741821690I have one of those electric flyswatters, I turn off all lights and pretend to sleep while holding the flyswatter. The retard thinks it can attack me and when I hear buzzing I just start swinging the thing around near my face, almost guaranteed I kill the mosq. If it didn't work then I try again a few minutes later
>>741824046>electric flyswatterSomething like that?What did you pay?
>>741824228Yes thatIdk they're cheap, couple euros
my autistic SEA monkey wife plays it while i pile drive her pussy
>>741824228Also I'd definitely say they're worth the price, I've tried citronella candles, spray, cream but none of that worked. Incense is hit or miss, but the pro strat I described earlier never fails
>>741824321>>741824692I boughted
>>741823681Ok so someone’s gonna have to explain team tickets to me properly, I thought the 6 tickets after you’ve used your 4 tickets are in a pool that everyone on the team has access to and that by using 1 you deprive your team of one of the 6 tickets to use, that’s why I’ve only been using the 6 tickets a couple hours before reset because I assume no ones gonna use them. So you’re telling me you can cap 10 tiles a day? That’s insane
>>741827103>So you’re telling me you can cap 10 tiles a day? That’s insaneThat's what I do every single day.We don't have enough active players to use all team tickets of our pool anyways
>>741824046I need one of those you can hang in the ceiling, the amount of mosquitos i have here could make a whole burger patty per day.
>>741827549So it’s only a problem when people are active? How many people need to be active out of 15 when you start nabbing tickets from each other?
>>74182819410 inactive player means 40 personal tickets go to the team ticket pool the next day.The remaining 5 active players can only use up 6 from the pool each, which means a total of 30 team tickets maximum. Makes 10 wasted tickets in total.6 active players with 9 inactive players can exactly use up all tickets of the team pool if my calculations are correct.tldr: Just use the damn tickets
>>741831317Got it, thx anon
Redpill me on this guy
>>741832121So you know the heli monkey middle path's and super monkey bottom path's gimmick? He has those on all the time at like level 5.
rather a fan of the bloonarius vore stuff.
>>741778649ONE OF USONE OF US
is this the /ook/ thread?
>>741834241What's an /ook/ thread
>>741834261its on /trash/ every sunday or monday and they post nothing but monkey girls
>>741768558It's an okay tower defense
>>741834569Name 3 better ones
>>741794020Brickell is racist and transphobic, she is still a dyke because all marines are fags.
>>741834317they allow monkey boys sometimes
hey yo, before we die i wanna show something i knocked out here, i've been wanting to animate these monkeys for a while now and now i feel a bit more confident to do so
>>741837646LEGENDARY
>>741834603There's nothing current that stands up short of a few warcraft 3 custom games, and I don't remember the actual names of the things in my memory from fringe game sites in the mid 2000s. I only remember Pirate Defense, because of the song, which is probably around the same quality as Bloons nowadays. Maybe a little better, because trap combinations were interesting to learn. There was like, a ninja one on the DS a long fukkin time ago. Can't remember the name. Also probably about on the same level as Bloons, maybe a bit worse. I remember that one 'cuz I got stuck playing it for like two months. Tower defense is a lost technology. Being an okay one nowadays means you are king of the hill. But I remember.
>>741837646I AM COOMING
>>741837646First for based
>>741837646I will literally pay you money to animate something for me, good money I swear pls
i hope the new zombie assault does wellyes i am the rare sas player
>>741839872i liked the demo, maybe we can make a party or something in the thread when it comes out
>>741827681they're are some products that you can put down and they stand upthat reminds me, you have these electric swatters that have UV lights inside of them to bait the mosquitos, but those don't work either
>>741837646ME WANT MONKEY SEX!
>>741837646God I need to titfuck this smug monkey.
>>741837646Hey goatboy, had an idea for some towers:Aircraft carrier bucc spreading the pussy of a monkey pilot telling the viewer they're "clear for landing"Prince of Darkness monkey wizard as a thicc, smelly neet gothTrue Sun God as a fertility goddess
Hey goat boy, I have an idea >>741816215
>>741771506For some reason bloon attracts those deranged transmasc fujo shippers like no other
Yes I jack off to the monkeys but I would never actually play this fucking game
>>741837646Hey goatboy, why don't you just draw whatever you want :3
If a monkee gets fake tits, do they use bloons?
>>741775552>>741777015oh, my b king
>>741844112every fucking shitty ass genre or series or niche on planet earth attracts weirdos
>>741845474I will do my sworn duty as a human and fuck every last one of these monkeys
>>741804771maybe
>>741781930I love monkee boys with cute small dicks
>>741845474Based
>>741834628Ive met unironic facist nazi lesbians who also hate all men and also think loli is hot before so its possible.
>>741801654lmao wtf
>>741789490Xeno Tactic
>>741789490Pvz fusion was fun for a bit
This is actually the worst thread ever it convinced me to download bloons tower defence 6 and buy monkey merch... fuck you guys and your monkeys.
>>741847771Sex
>>741832121$700 for a detect all, delay all, map wide damage all, ninja druid booster with saudas sword rush and the ability to reverse moabs also he prevents lives lost Literal trash tier
I need a titjob from brickell so I don't quit her navy!
s
..more monkeys with boobs...
>>741853207Ew stop trying to force your disgusting gay mental illness just because it's pride month
>>741853207it's a monkey anonan animal
>>741837646Nice boingy bazoogers
>>741853285she looks like she would be nice to talk to
>>741837646ZAMNN
>>741853285Is there any art where the characters arent ridiculously proportioned, where they just kinda look cool but also hot?
>>741854732no
AhemMONKEYSEX
>>741854794this is literally what I wanted thank you, more art of monkeys being cute/hot and cool looking please.
>>741854794wasn't the artist a regular in theses threads that would take requests ?
>>741768690pls b my macaco gf
>>741854817Get in line
>>741837646Why are you always in every Bloons and Kanna thread every time?never stop drawing bloons and kanna porns.
>>741855009>>741854732>>741837646literally here right now
>>741854889Just because of that I want more big tit and ass monke
>>741854794Ezili sexo
>>741855879Draw gwen cooking in the kitchen I will smile :3
>>741855879Draw Blastapopoulos doing a barrel roll with a shark riding on top of it that has a laser gun attached to its top and Vengeful Sun God is riding the shark while playing guitar
>>741855879damn it's like I can still see his messagesgone too soon rip bozo he camed too hard in monkey pussy
>>741856183yeah