Another mediocre Nintendo slop
so it's just star fox 64 but with bad voice acting, cutscene bloat, american wokisms and jeet unreal graphics?no wonder even nintendo were willing to lower the price
>>741777908That's with the bonus too. 6.1 is almost a new low.
>>741777908Remove the bonus and it's 60GRIM
>>741777908tendies love slop
>>74177790851 without the nintendo bonus
>>741777908I don't want to replay SF64 for the fourth time, except now with badly voiced cutscenes.
>>741777908Damn, a 4.2 without the nintendo bonus?Eh I got it for 28,- and I know exactly what the product will be.
Too high
Every review I've read says it's awesome.
>>741777908>1 4.5 review>By being overly faithful to the source material, this Star Fox remake misses the mark. Nintendo has revived a dated genre without injecting any meaningful gameplay modernization or worthwhile additional content. ItSo its kino.
The only reason people cared about Star Fox was the graphics, the game itself was always mediocre. To see it getting 8s when the graphics are nothing special is a joke. Journos worship brands, they're scared of speaking out
>>741777908we reached the point where 8.0 means bad?
Third world thread
It’s over
>>741778964It's literally the same game it was and it was never kino in the first place. Want a kino rail shooter play After Burner 2 or Galaxy Force 2
I am the 2nd IP in this thread
>>741777908That's like, 41 without the nintendo bonus
>>7417779082 hour game for $50kek lmao
>>741777908Another mediocre ESL thread
Is this Nintendo’s most critically panned game besides TOTK? How can Nintendo keep releasing 2/10 flops?
>>741777908Can we do this to Sin & Punishment instead?
>>741779159That's not star successor
>>741777908OH NO NO NO TENDIESWHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>>741777908Damn, -138781 without the nintendo bonus?
>>741779604>TOTK>Critically pannedSometimes /v/ just lives in its own reality.
>>741777908It’s literally the third remake of an N64 game with no new levels. If any other company pulled that shit they would be in the 60’s. But since it’s Nintendo they have to get these ridiculously inflated scores
>A new star fox-Whoo!>-64 remake-huh..?>-outsourced development!....
>>741777908Still better than most 2010s and 2020s Sonic games
>>741780231What Nintendo games not outsourced again? Only Mario, Zelda and DK?
>user ratings are favorableso it's already better than 95% of first party nintendo titles released in the last year that are just paid critics giving it a 10/10 best game ever made while users give it a 5/10
>>741780231>outsourced developmentAgreed. So when are you moving out of our country? You have to renounce your citizenship as well unless you want to pay double income tax.
>>741777908>Code in a box.>Multiple stores are locked behind the $100 version.Your seething about nintendo is not going to change this btw.
Krystal Ball
>>741777908>Nintendo revived a dated genreLol
>>741780342>mario>3d zelda>splatoon>animal crossing>pikmin>3d dk>a handful of miscellaneous titles (tomodachi life, switch sports, mario kart, etc.)Everything else is done by outside devs
>>741779107What about the 2nd World from Shaq-Fu?What do they think about it?
>>741779159Nobody cares about your tranny games
>>741780354I mean, it is just SF64 again so it has that solid foundation even if everything new in it sucks.
>>741777908sigh
>>741780747low IQ journos. it's what gamers deserve desu
>>741780901looking rough, I will not buy the switch 2.
>>741780901Weren’t Yoshi and Kirby critically acclaimed on /v/?
straight to the backlogthe fate of everyone who started studying Japanese for video games, you'll eventually spend all of your time studying and never play anything
>>741780901>mostly 8/10's across the boardDamn that's a pretty solid lineup, guess I'll have to pick up a Switch 2
watch the usual NDSfags stop caring about journo scores once you point out BOTW's score lol
>>741781014They're fetus games, like all non major games Nintendo puts out now. Theres a handful of franchises Nintendo gives all of its attention to and the rest are just filler
>>741781073Nah they just pretend it doesn't exist, notice how >>741780901 doesn't include Bananza and Pokopia's scores
>>741781014literally you can't have game over
81?! The original Star Fox 64 wasn't worth 81! That's a 45 fucking minute game, released alongside games like Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time.
>>741780901you rike?
*taps the sign*
so are only 90+ rated games good?
shitch poo the home of 7/10s
>>741781054you're supposed to immerse more than you study
>>741781198>>741781317So a game needs to have a “game over” screen in order to be valid? Doesn’t that rule out a lot of other games?
>>741781184>DKBNo one even cares about that game anymore, let alone talks about it>PokopiaGame for women, any real gamer doesn’t give a shit about yet another comfy lifeslop game>”b-but its dishonest!”No shit, if i’m making an argument I obviously won’t bring up shit that runs counter to it, it doesn’t help me
>>741777908Hilarious, a full blown demake that’s worse than an N64 game lmao that’ll be $50
>>741781459So you hate games like Pragmata and Onirism? Why are you here if you hate this site so much?
>>741781459
>>741781459>d-doesn't countEvery time
This thread is so retarded that it's painful
>>741780747brain shut off after those words and it whited out the rest, huh, champ?
>>741781647its mostly trying to spam nintendo hate as comfort food after rockstar's embarrassing showing
>>741781014yes, because people that like the game actually played it and arent doomposting because it was made by red company
>>741779691Because comparing a SNES game to a Wii game would be pretty silly. After Burner 2 and Galaxy Force 2 actually came out before Star Fox and are graphically inferior, but are way more fun
>>741779159after burner climax is the true star fox successor
So basically from the demo the graphics are a direct upgrade outside of the argument of characyer models but you can also argue the gameplay is better with the new controls and expanded multiplayer but the voice acting is a direct downgrade. Ill take that trade.
>>741780758Pikmin 4 was outsourced to rightingMario Kart is Bandai namco
>>741780901Yoshi was excellent, if I was a kid again this would easily be my favourite game because it pushes the player to experiment and learn, there's nothing quite like it and I hope that they try again with the formula.Mario Kart World was also excellent and it's only real problem is that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has like 100+ tracks, and in spite of having better race modes, better base tracks, better racing mechanics, better sound design, better graphics and a better soundtrack it just doesn't have 100+ tracks.Metroid Prime 4 in spite of all of it's faults shows serious skill and when you read interviews it's obvious that every fault in the game comes from outside of Retro Studios, a sequel with Retro Studios not forced to finish someone else's design is badly needed, aspects like the actual base gameplay, the immersive aspects, visual design, audio design, soundtrack etc. things that weren't fully tainted by it's earlier stage show that there really is potential with another try, removing it from it's legacy the game was fun to play from start to finish, I even 100% it, and it was more fun than so much games that ranked in the mid to high 80s from the last decade.Journos as always are mentally retarded.
>>741780901What the hell is yoshi doing with an 8 its literally a 2d walking sim
>>741781853Jokes on you sad niggers, I’m making fun of Demake 64 AND Niggerboon 6.
>>741782050
>>741781992ah yes, the massively outdated controls of... uh... flightstick simulation...
>>741780231it always was outsourced>>741780901>mehrio kart>yoshi and the meh-sterious book>kirby meh riders>hyrule warriors: age of meh>meh troid prime 4>super meh party
>>741777908imagine paying actual money for 4 hour railwayshooter in this day and age
>>741782050Yoshi set out for the Cocomelon experience and that’s what it delivered. Always keep your audience in mind.
>>741782002Mario Kart is developed internally at Nintendo, at best Bamco will do some asset outsourcing. Nintendo are just running thin on staffing with games taking too much staff to make, their new game dev cube is still 2 years away.
>>741782168You're too young to realize this is an outdated control scheme. Back in the 90s people actually bought flight sticks, and I don't mean the flight sim crowd, I mean normal people bought flight sticks because there were so many games using them. Nowadays, only simfags own those, it's just not popular anymore
>>741782296cocomelon wishes it had the complexity of mysterious book. Astrobot is what youre thinking of
>>741780901If only these scores didn't come with those nintendo bonuses that bump them up from the 60-70s they really are. If a nintendo game isn't in the 90s it's not a good game and even that isn't a surefire tell.
>>741782418I wish Astrobot held a candle to Yoshi, Yoshi is such a paradigm shift for how to approach a platformer it's crazy, everyone slept on it, even it's developers.
>>741782417by this logic, a steering wheel is also an outdated control schemeby this logic, buttons are shit for uncs on god fr wallahi
>>741781372well when I sit down to read some shitty comic book and they start saying shit like 充溢 and 見下げ果てた, it stops being immersion and becomes regular study
>8 out of 10 is bad
>Star Fox was just convicted of being a 6/10Do we have another TOTK (massive critical and commercial failure) on our hands?
>>741782823>TOTK (massive critical and commercial failure)delusion isnt healthy, anon
>>741782867delusion is all he has now that nigger simulator 6 is releasing for $80-$100 on top of being a code in a box
>>741780231The only starfox game nintendo made themselves was 64. Both snes games were developed by argonaut, adventures was rare, assault was namco, command and 3d were Q games and zero was platinum
>>741779159Did you mean Panzeer Dragoon?
>>741779159>Japanese Soldier Who Kept Fighting 29 Years After World War II
>>741781296>you have to buy the remake and then we SWEAR we'll make the game you wantEvery time you post this image I am going to slap you in your twinkish face with Crash 4.
>>741782964>only Nintendo is allowed to sell games at $80Grim
>>741782867Seriously most video game companies would massacre entire countries to sell even half of what TOTK did.
>>741782964There’s no way the PS6 and XBOX Helix come with a disc drive. At this point we’re lucky if they come with controllers. Rockstar is just planning for the inevitable.
Can’t wait to play this tomorrowHonestly if you won’t play this or aren’t excited for it, it’s because you’re a retard who spent his money on Supergirl tickets Don’t even bother staying on this board, just hop over to the PlayStation official forums and be done with it
>>741782765>he doesn't know about the nintendo and sony bonusesyou have to deduct at least two or twenty points depending on scale
>>741780901People shit on xbox for having a lineup of this quality and better. Internet discourse makes no sense.
>>741783068Great game, filtered all the N.Sane Tranny secondaries.
>>741783148grow up
>>741780901Where's Pokopia?
>>741778081What wokisms?
>>741777908>81>mediocreKill yourself
>>741777908I wish this board would be normal for once.
>>741783364be a better man*
>>741783438Probably not there because it's not made by nintendo
>>741781296Am I supposed to be happy that companies are holding true sequels hostage behind mediocre remakes, remasters, and pointless collections?
>>741782296Didn't play the game award
another lost and got raped snoysteamy general
>>741783857>holding true sequels hostage they made assault and everyone hated itthey made zero and everybody(who played it) hated itthey made command and everyone hated it
>>741783706>doesn't count
>>741783706Neither was Hyrule Warriors and Air Riders but they're there.
>>741783203>b-b-but Nintendo bonus...You mean polish?
>>741781296>buy the slop or we’re never touching the series again!Kiss my ass. Not my first rodeo.
>>741781296I'd rather a series dies if this is the crap they keep trying to feed us. I'm sick of the bastardizations. Maybe if Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about a series anymore they might even be less inclined to screw over fan projects.
>>741778964you can pretty much just give nintendo 10 dollars and play a better version of the game
>>741782168I never said they were outdated though, only that the remake controlls are "better". Which you can argue is factually correct because at the very least theyre the same but you can now use mouse controls with the joycon.
>>741784529AM2R is still available to download and SMWcentral has been running since the 00's
So does any of the reviews mention how much new content is added?
>>741781296those terms are acceptable to me
>>7417779088/10 sounds fair, if not generous for such a straightforward remake, that also is worse than the original in some ways like voice acting.
>>741777908>hey guys check out this ign review its so stupid!>haha stupid journos>hey guys check out this aggregate site that takes every retarded journalist review and mashes it together!>oh my science this is it, the infallible metric of game quality
>>741784730yeah, they mention that they didn't add anything but 3 online maps for battle modethe fact that people are buying it out of obligation for a new game is retarded.worked the last 50 times they resold starfox 64
>>741780747probably means franchise since he also admits it has competition in the same genre
>>741780901Nintendo's magic is wearing off.
>>741782176It so strange man.Switch 1 gen was Nintendo's second golden age, every game was the best the series had to offer, like a celebration of the series and now every switch 2 game feels like a Gamecube era Nintendo fucking about
>>741785083>best and fastest selling consoles in history
>>741783958Did Nintendo themselves make those games? Weren't they outsourced
>>741785121>now every switch 2 game feels like a Gamecube era Nintendobased nintendo
>>741778849If you've only played SF64 4 times then you didn't beat the game.
>>741785019>literally just cutscenes and a half-assed multiplayer with VTuber mode>built up Star Fox in your Mario movie and then sent him out to die next to Deltarune Chapter 5
>>741780747You can really see how much journos despise classic games when it comes to shilling remakes. It would be like if Hamlet was remade as a Twilight fanfiction and their review of the remake was 90% just shitting on Shakespeare and saying the remake is much better because it's in first person present tense and the author has a third-grade vocabulary.
>>741777908First party Nintendo has bad been for years now. They've been almost entirely carried by second party games for the last half a decade.
>>741785584metroid dread wasnt 2nd party tho?
>>741780758Metroid Prime, Luigi's Mansion, Mario Strikers, and Xenoblade too, since the studios are wholly owned by Nintendo.
>>741785019>>741785291>challenge mode just got removed Are they updating the physical game carts as well? Or should I play this without an internet connection to avoid the content removal patch?
>>74178129790 and above is paid shilling. 89 or below is a slopflop.
>>741786319i feel like at this point you could make up anything and NDSfags will believe it
>>741777908Seems really high for a re-re-re-remake
Keep seething, bro.
>>741783472I bet its either because Kat isn't a bimbo in a ship, or he just wants something to add to the list of seethe, but these are just guesses.
>>741787443>>741787783PC mogs you lol
>>741787646do they show her full model in any cutscene?
>>741783472None. OP's merely another unfortunate victim of growing up to be a paranoid, jaded retard.
>>741784424don't break the narrative
>>741783472Falco doesn't call out monkeys anymore.
>>741789590So what you're saying is: They don't count, right?
>>741777908im not sure why miyamoto remakes the same game for like multiple timesor is it not miyamoto like sf zero
>>741780758P4 was co-developed by a third party, it goes beyond being outsourced when compared to all non-2d metroid nintendo series
>>741777908And that's WITH the Nintendo bonus. Just imagine.
>>741781014Kirby was a giant waste of time.
>>741779350I wrote this
Watched a clip of the final boss fight.They completely killed the mood of the original game
>>741781296i voted for no starfox ever
>>741782025Being a Nintendo fag should be classified as a disability.
>>741777908Oof.
Pigma power move
>>741778750this
>>741781396Real video games usually have a win/lose condition yes, please don't try to argue this because it's a waste of time
I don't know what people were expecting. There is a reason why this genre barely even exists anymore.
We all know how game "journalists" love Nintendo's success...
>>741783438doesn't count
>>741791114Starfox Zero unironically had some good ideas to expand the gameplay but they trapped it behind a fucking 2 pound dinner tray.
Zero did it better.
>>741783068Playing Crash 4 :D100%ing Crash 4 >:(
>>741785121Can’t wait for Rhythm Heaven Groove!Only $40! Did you guys play the Demo? *Beep*
>>741790456Still better than a hypothetical Smash Ultimate Deluxe/Switch 2 Edition which would only add a few characters on top of Ultimate’s bloated mess. Also fuck Fire Emblem hope the newest game bombs, especially for costing $80.
>>741792093Based Zero Chad
>>741778081And it's censored shit
>>741777908Remove the Nintendo tax and it's 91.
>>741787646>>741789364>>741789636seething tendies
>>741790893And yet previously /v/ was heralding Wario Land II as one of the best platformers of all time. Do you think games like Animal Crossing and Pokopia are no longer video games? Should they be pulled from the video game section? What about simulators? Are they also banned?
>>741777908Lmao this game looks so shit
>>741777908The weak should fear the Strong >>741779125
