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They are calling her best waifu of the decade
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No one has to pretend to care about this slop anymore, GTA 6 is coming out
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>>741781984
Whore
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No they aren't. Normalfags and leftists have the memory of gold fish and already forgot this game.
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she cucks you
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>>741782159
Even better!
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OP here sorry wrong picture
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>>741781984
this but Minthy
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>>741781984
Whore who cucks you
>>741782228
Weirdo who abducted a child (probably molests her too)
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>>741781984
thats not any character from project nortubel
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>>741782228
she's cuter
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>>741781984
why couldnt she start out with this hairstyle?
the fucking bangs >>741782159 honestly just looks so ugly omg
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>>741781984
its the only romance in this game with content
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>>741782251
But anon, she's an evil and violent authoritarian!
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>>741781984
My wife, Shadowheart.
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>>741781984
>snarky asshole with le deep wall of lore text nobody gives a shit about for a dialogue
wow, a woman of my dreams
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>>741782575
>my
Now now, don't be greedy anon.
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>>741782410
You're not supposed to like her
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>>741781984
Pout slut.
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reinstalled dos2, how much cozier are the characters and the world in that game, recording quality is lower but they all sound so much more natural.
shame that that larian is entirely gone now, its gonna be trashy marvel movie writing and acting from now on
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>>741782735
Halsin, pls go.
Lakrisa is also my wife though.
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>>741782410
she needs love and handholding correction, that is all
Reformed drow women make excellent wives.
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We all had her.
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>used goods proud whore who is happy to be a slut and open to the idea of cucking you
>also looks post-wall and got designed to have the bare minimum level of feminity
>waifu
Normalfags are so dumb
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>>741782410
Looks and sounds like a man
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>>741781984
him*
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>>741783301
WHO IS THIS "WE" YOU SPEAK OF?
IS /V/ COMPOSED BY SHARRANS OR SOME SHIT
SHADOWHEART FUCKED HER ENTIRE CULT REPEATEDLY
THE SHAR CULT
VICONIA PROBABLY FLICKED WHILE SHE GOT A TRAIN RUN ON HER FOR 30+ YEARS
THE EXCESSIVE GOONING IS WHAT GAVE VICONIA THE WRINKLES
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>>741783275
>she needs love and handholding correction
This is, unironically, what her post sex scene says when you read her mind
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>>741782361
You get Shadowheart's best hairstyle if you give her a hat.
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>>741781984
>>741782159
she wins the contest of “most nuttable vidya girl” and I hate this game
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shadowheart is pretty much the designated mind broken hentai bad end girl post ending and somehow /v/ hates her despite loving these kind of endings
why
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She was written by the same writer as Halsin
Once you understand this, suddendly it all makes sense: it's his self insert bear dolly smooching his goth waifu dolly, and the player is simply in the way.

Always kill the stupid fucking bear
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>>741783505
I've probably romanced every major companion at least twice (yes even the men). My favorite is baezel because I get to make frog babies with her.
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>>741781984
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>>741784109
>because I get to make frog babies with her.
She literally has not reproductive parts
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>>741784020
>implying Halsin isn't his dolly smooching bear kissing his self insert goth girl persona
anyways the fact only the two of them have the standard "check my approval ratings" dialogue choice is sad
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>>741781984
>”THAT’S RIGHT TAV, I WORSHIP SHAR, GODDESS OF EVIL! TRIGGERED YET? I DON’T CARE ABOUT RIGHT OR WRONG, WE ONLY CARE ABOUT DOING EVIL AND TORTURE! I BET YOU THINK I’M SO TWISTED YOU DON’T EVEN WANT ME IN YOUR PARTY!”
>*say something slightly mean to a tiefling refugee*
>”NOOOOO YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU!!!”
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>>741784109
there are no half-giths anon. their time-killed atrophied gonads only work on each other and only if they scream hard enough at it and only under specific spawning pool conditions like a goddamn alien.
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>>741784264
>”THAT’S RIGHT TAV, I WORSHIP SHAR, GODDESS OF EVIL!
Must be funny as fucking hell when you play as Dark Urge, a Bhaalspawn, and your father is the Lord of Murder.
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>>741784229
Heh
Approval in this game can jump so high so quickly I never saw the point in that, Shart is licking my boots in like a week time. I don't think its a needed option
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>>741781984
>waifu of the decade
no
>EN VA of the decade
yes
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>>741784264
I hate to be that guy but that's kind of the point of her character
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>shart sharts during the intercourse
what would you do?
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>>741782159
Never cucked me
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>>741784610
Make halsin come clean it up with his tongue duh
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>>741784264
>>741784372
>Try to play goody two shoes Durge but embrace bhaal, fix Shart back into a Selunite run
peak asshole playthrough
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Why wasn't I enough for you
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she COULD have been one of my favorite crpg romances but the cuckshit seriously ruins it. her writer needs to be publicly hanged.
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>>741784264
My pure wife shadowheart was brainwashed
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>>741782159
I cuck her. We’re even.
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>>741782410
>authoritarian
okay, but why is she so submissive?
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>>741781984
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>>741784543
That's a take that would require media literacy to understand. Do you even think he got to finish white-hair Shart's act 3 quest?
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>>741784903
Because she wants (you) to be the dictator
Also never sloppify her ever again or I will use the wish spell to explode your balls
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>>741784749
this is sending me into a fucking schizophrenic spiral
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>>741784765
>Play the fucking game
>Don't flirt with other companions than Shart
Problem solved.
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Smellofarts and Gayle are the only tolerable party members.
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>>741785235
You can enjoy the game and her romance like that, but when discussing her character as canonically written, she dreams about fucking Halsin and is open to getting gangbanged by several men at once.
Now, this will never enter your playtrough without your prompt, so do enjoy your shadowheart, but its part of her canonical writing and will be discussed.
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>>741781984
>Women get all kinds of attractive men
>Men get realisitcally ONE passable woman only

I hate how mysandrist this fucking game is.
Not to mention every gay couple in the game is presented as perfect and impossibly happy and EVERY straight couple is miserable and on the verge of collapsing.
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>>741781984
She is and looks 40 and is also not a virgin
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>>741785235
yeah no, she'll dream of him and getting passed around at a brothel, regardless of what you do with halsin, short of killing him.
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shadowcute if she real
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>>741785396
>and EVERY straight couple is miserable and on the verge of collapsing
????
Literally the happiest couple in the game is picrel
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>>741785552
cute lil teef
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>>741784221
>>741784336

In my mind we do blowjobs and handholding.
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>>741785602
How hidden are they? I never even saw them on my playthrough.
Still I could argue they don't get the same spotlight treatment as the lesbian couple from Act 2
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>>741785846
Not that hidden, they are with the tieflings in all 3 acts, but they are side characters of no relevance
>>741785821
She does have a pussy, she just doesn't have ovaries.
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DAMN YOU LARIAN FOR KEEPING HER FROM ME!
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>>741781984
Shut up Donald, she's way too old for you.
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>>741786568
Not my problem
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>>741784264
Always killing her. She has shiny and is a liability. Unfortunately I am not happy with viconia in bg3 so. I don't even do that questline. Bg3 is played best as modded dungeon crawler.
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>>741784221
>>741784336
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't she say something about her and Tav having kids in the epilogue? Iirc there was some lines about hatchlings; I just assumed it was an Assari situation where all the offspring between a Gith and another species turned into a Gith.
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>>741782159
hot!!! yes please
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>>741786728
u can save her as durge, other bard will show up isntead of her, did it twice but it requires going through hoops so i installed mod which always brings the other bard and leaves Alfira alive
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>>741781984
Well.... yeah, millennials has no taste and they've never seen good games in their lives
If all you've ever eat was a turnip then potato will be ambrosia for you
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>>741781984
This game is WOKE, friend
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Oh lawd
He's here
He has come
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I love Karlach, but I hate how she attracted the "muscle mommy plz step on me" crowd from Reddit. Karlach deserves someone who can wrassle with her and kill demons with, not a simp who needs to be babied.
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>>741787160
*he has cummed
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>>741787187
>companion with reddit cringe dialogue
>attracts a reddit audience
Woah
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>>741787329
Yeah, fair enough.
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>>741785396
a bigger issue is that almost every single faction is led by a strong independent perfect in every way woman.
while the very few male leaders are weak and dysfunctional or delegate everything to a woman deputy and take no active role in anything themselves.
the game is a constant pozz
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>>741782159
You have to unlock the cuck route by being a degen yourself.
I would do it every time if Halsin was attractive. But he's not to me, so I don't.
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>>741785235
It is not.
Halsin start to move his balls to you if your affection is high(and if you did his quest it is already high enough) and she will always say that she was dreaming about Halsin too no matter what

This is cuckoldry
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>>741787578
The first woman leader you meet is Kagha, who is a dumbass getting psyopped by shadow druids
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>>741787662
describe your perfect halsin bull, is he black perchance?
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>>741787578
What else did you expect from woke tard Swinke?
His game is literally a DAV before the DAV
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>>741785846
not hidden plus bex has an incredibly fuckable personality. the way she meows when you ask what the fuck a cat is makes me want to purge that fiend blood from her bloodline on the spot
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>"waifu" being used in the context of some realtranny CRPG harpy who's taken a mile of dick
lol
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>>741781984
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Romances do not belong CRPG genre
They should be purged from this media to make CRPGS great again
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>>741787716
You're good at guessing, so I needn't elaborate.
Such a pity, they had a chance to do something wonderful.
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>>741787715
she is the only semi realistic one, thats why i would be more interested in her as a companion, instead of the current donutsteel ocs
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>>741781984
It’s crazy how her most reposted picture comes from a mod and not her in game face kek
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This shit is what they call a "game"
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>>741786794
I have yet to finish a romance playthrough with lae'zel. bitch gets cometpilled everytime and drops me like she drops enemies.
but gith have a very strict reproductive habit. she herself says. one bitch gets designated as the hen and she starts popping eggs until the team needs to stop.
it's just that since gith spent so long in the astral plane they became starving skeletons I can't see them reproducing normal-y enough to crossbreed enough to have stat sheets designed for them.
Also I think most kids blurt in the epilogue are adoptions. for fuck's sake it's only been 6 months Lae'zel isn't a fucking cat is she. I think Wyll has one too but who the fuck romances Wyll he's blander than watching wall dry.
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Fun fact: balls hurt gay 3 was written by a literal who fanific troon
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>>741788235
next game trailer has nubian gentleman screwing some elf lady, so swen understands now what players want
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shadowheart is hideous, she's just the least ugly girl in a disgusting game. best waifu of the decade is still en route.
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>>741782159
only those who deserve it
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>>741788342
> a romance
You are disgusting
Romances should not be part of CRPG game
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>>741784264
you have literally too low IQ to get it
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>>741781984
Best girl as a born again Selunite. The other one makes her a whore.
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>>741788412
i doubt entire game was written by 1 person, it was definitely a team effort and a lot of it sucked
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>>741788653
You lost
Romances are here to stay
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>>741781984
She's hot
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>>741781984
i was so fucking pissed when she changed her hair white and there was no way to reverse it even if you criticized it
fuck its pissing me off thinking about it
white hair?
like a grandma?
like what happens when you turn fucking 70?
fuck them and fuck anyone reading this
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>Cuckoldry is having feelings of attraction even if you don't act on it
I'm sure everyone as soon as they get a partner just stop seeing hot people as hot.
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Nobody who uses the word "waifu" does that.
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>>741791126
Who are you quoting?
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>>741791126
Alright anon, look, its normal to see people as hot.
However Shadowheart makes it clear she has fantasized several times about getting fucked by Halsin, and DISAPPROVES if you say no. That's not "he's attractive I guess", that's a completely different thing.

NO OTHER ROMANCE does this.
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>>741791126
https://youtu.be/YnqXI_gcPMU
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>>741791737
Fucking kek
She just leaves you lol
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>>741781984
She's a 40 year old teenager with a boring story
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Reminder that she never had the guts to be edgy in any capacity
Whispering promise healer build is basically her canon build.
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>>741791126
thats nice except one of the senior writers has literally twitted that he is proud that his writing team is called '4 cucks squad' or something like that on the forums
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>>741791737
WHAT A BITCHHHH
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>>741781984
cute man
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>shadowheart literally flirts with every other male companion during the game and you cope that you arent a cuck in that scenario
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>>741792576
gale, astarion, wyll, and minthara all flirt with others too. the difference here is they all stop once you're in a committed relationship with them, shart doesn't.
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>>741781984
More like bear fucker and coal burner of the year
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>>741785362
>canonical writing
It's a fucking rpg you retard, your choices decide the canon
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me and shadowcute
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I wonder what an insane melty newfags would've had over Viconia or Aerie in BG2
Especially over Haer'dalis and Aerie love triangle thing.
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>>741792919
I didn't say that she canonically fucks Halsin, I said that her canonical personality is that of a slut who would fuck Halsin
These are two different things, the first one is your choices deciding the canon the events, the second is an immutable characteristic of her personality. If you kill Wyll the moment you meet him, he is still canonically a warlock for Mizora, who you would never meet in that run. That is because he being a warlock for Mizora is an immutable characteristic unrelated to the player seeing it or not seeing it.

You need an iq of at least 90 to understand the difference, sorry.
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>>741793068
t. a seasoned cuckold
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>>741792919
Are you trying to argue that characters do not have set character traits, independent of player actions? An extremely poor choice of hill to die on if so.
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>>741781984
Lae'zel is the best waifu in BG3, Mizora would have been better if she had more content.
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>>741793068
The exact same meltdown people already had 25 years ago.
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>>741783253
I wish you could haver her or that albino rogue you find at the bridge
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>>741788298
moving goalposts eh
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>some mentally ill shitposters spend nearly 5 years of his life crying over Valerie endings in Kingmaker
>then switches to Arue until they get soundly blown the fuck out
>they attach themselves to Shadowheart, not even her actual storyline and ending (where she's literally proclaiming eternal love for you and living with you in a secluded place together with her parents) but the mere possibility of alternate events you need to initiate first
How much of a mentally ill do you need to be for something like this?
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>>741792356
but I want the stealth buffs for my rogue character
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>>741788445
Indian players, maybe
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>>741793068
I still haven't gotten over Imoen
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>>741793350
There was absolutely no fucking meltdown, i was there and i remember it. Love rivals is the oldest romance trope possible and it was always treated like an inherent part of the genre, the current wave of mentally ill insecure shitstains wasn't even alive back then.
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>>741787704
>Do his quest in Act 2
>Kill Isobel
>He's still in the party
Heh.
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>>741793468
How mentally ill do you have to be to defend cuckshit?
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>>741781984
manjaw in DEIslop game
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>no guys its just an rpg
>its not you or the devs
and more deranged copium like that
pathetic really
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>>741793468
>erm you only get cucked if you let her act on her desire to cuck you
mental illness.
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Modern DnD is pure slop.
It lost its soul completely
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What's with western devs adding infidelity in everything? At this point, it has to be a fetish, right?
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>>741782159
She looks like the mass shooter that inspired the chudjak meme.
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>>741795302
>treat a girl well and stay faithful to her
>she is faithful to you forever
>behave like a faggot and bring a third wheel into relationships
>ruin the relationships over it but she's somehow to blame for shit you initiated first
You deserve to be "cucked"
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>>741795407
stories need conflict to be interesting
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>>741793068
>Especially over Haer'dalis and Aerie love triangle thing.
I thought Haer'dalis explicitly backed off if CHARNAME tells him he's in a relationship with Aerie.
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Every single cope Shartcels come up with can be easily disarmed by one single fact: No other female romance option reacts favourably to the idea of the orgy, opening the relationship or fucking Halsin. Only Shart. Only ever Shart.
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>>741782410
How the fuck did you only get one evil companion in the game?
I would have played through it again if there was an evil playthrough.
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>>741795407
cuck fantasies is a defining feature of european culture
try reading canterbury tales or decameron
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>>741795616
surely these professional writers can think of something more interesting than cuckoldry
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>>741795825
or just shakespeare who mentioned or implied cuckolding in nearly everything he ever wrote
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>>741796206
even the bible is full of it. almost like cheating has been a source of drama since forever
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>>741795635
You and him have a fight over her, she picks you.
He only backs off if he joins when you're already in relationships and he sees no chance
Ironically, he and Aerie break up later if they do become a couple because she cannot stand his self absorbed persona.
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>>741781984
Maybe ever. The best. Bigly.
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>>741788653
>Romances should not be part of CRPG game
I don't get this take. Building connections is a core part of the CRPG genre, always has been. Whenever a crpg releases without it (Pillars of Eternity 1 comes directly to mind) it always feels like it was stripped out on purpose to send a message; I don't know exactly why, but it makes itself felt.
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>>741796609
indeed, it all stems from christianity with its 'forgive your enemies' crap. A cuckold religion
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>>741797092
norse mythology is also full of it
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>>741797159
and greek mythology
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>>741797159
and was writing it down? check mate
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>>741797025
> Whenever a crpg releases without it (Pillars of Eternity 1 comes directly to mind) it always feels like it was stripped out on purpose to send a message;
Underrail is one of the best CRPGs ever created and it has no such bullshit as romances
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>>741782228
W-w-w-w-w-what are you talking about...?
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>>741795804
Lae'zel has samurai warrior autism which is pretty much evil, and Astarion can easily be evil
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>>741797259
the whole game is bullshit
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In terms of Romance, this game is a certified shit test.
Only Lae'zel and Minthara romances are worthy. All other options are faggy nonsense.
>>741797259
Thank fuck. Underrail excels in other areas.
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>>741781984
i could never get into this game gameplay..
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>>741781984
Not even the best waifu in her game.
Shadowheart is basic and generic. Frogfu is for real men.
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>>741781984
nuh uh
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>>741791737
>relationship still up
>act like a toxic male, get toxic'd back
>this sends incels into a fit of impotent rage
male is the fragile gender indeed.
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Frog life
Frog wife
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>>741793068
there are people melting down over viconia and aerie to this very day anon. there are 45+ years old grognards still seething about that
I'm willing to bet it's that sort of decade long self flagellation that spawned permaschizos who hound threads like these daily to shit dump years old webms and scream at the void, matches a lot with old men behavior.
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>>741797527
>>741797593
Based and healthy relationshippilled.
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>>741797527
>>741797593
>>741797713
very organic posts
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>>741797927
it's funny, I initially disliked her on my first playthrough cause she was ugly and rude as fuck, but once I did her side quest I started to like her, then ended up romancing her
and each playthrough I've romanced her again and again. I fucking love this frog
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>>741791737
>Some unreleased (as of now) content from my mod. In this video, Durge is offended by the creepy druid who can't help himself but to make repeated advances, and his lack of self control doesn't do any good for his relationship.
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>>741797259
But underrail (as far as Iäm aware) doesn't lean into the storytelling aspect as much as the combat right? I mean that it is more inspired by games like fallout rather than Baldur's Gate.
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>>741797996
We have been summoned to defend the frog
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>>741797713
>>741797996
Return to /bgg/ and quit letting it lag, you stupid faggots
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>>741797527
>>741797593
>>741797713
>>741797927
'zerai pilling lae'zel is very wholesome.
>selunepilling shart
>kickstarting astarion's heart back
>humblefixing gale
>taking wyll away from that soulless devil whore
>karlach _________________
I love wholesome good endings. sadly can't fix minthara or the emperor.
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>>741797996
byeah
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>>741798257
>kickstarting astarion's heart back
The only proper thing to do to Astarion's heart is this
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>>741781984
My hotwife ;)
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>>741798257
speaking of the emperor I was sad to see he didn't show up at Wither's party. Felt a little let down by that
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>>741798085
As I implied above, all romances besides Bae'zel and Minthara are flawed waste of time. Maybe Karlach can be the exception to this rule.
>>741798257
Minthara doesn't need "fixing", she mellows out a little over the course of the game, especially if you romance her.
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>>741798257
Mizora is cute and valid thoughbeitachi and dis not hing wrong
Wyll is a dumb yn that with a retarded jogger ego that willingly made a demonic pact because he can't handle not being da baddest nigga (blade) in da west coast cuh
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>>741793202
Touchè Lambert
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>>741782361
Bangs are cute.
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>>741798410
he sends you a letter talking about how he's setting up his own cute evil lair though
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Should I romance Shadowheart again or go for Astarions bussy?
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>>741798576
This but completely unironically
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>>741798853
Ast isn't really appealing unless you're a gay man or a warped woman
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>>741798878
>Mizora's VA
Swen can't keep getting away with this.
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>>741798548
Lae'zel outwardly rejects the advances of those two dark elves and she is UTTERLY HEARTBROKEN if she catches you with Mizora.
I saw that cutscene and it genuinely made me feel bad. Like she truly loves and trusts you and you just fucking break her heart.

Karlach is alright. She's just kinda basic? Like she's really pandery. She's cute, but she's like trying too hard to be cute so it ends up being bit off putting tbdesu
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I see a consortium of froglovers is forming. I shall join.
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>>741799289
To be fair, you CAN fuck her
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>>741783587
no the hair in OP is better
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>>741798257
Karlach ____ ____
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>>741799383
demona de semona
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>>741799383
but why a half devil bitch? why isn't mizora a fullblooded devil?
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>>741799297
>>741799364
>>741798335
>>741798181
She's a teenager in frog years you sick fucks
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>basic white girl with elf ears

Lol
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I haven't played in a while. I suppose I can always try another run with some mods. Any recommendations bros?
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>>741788339
looks good to me, what's your point anon?
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>>741782410
xhe lookin fire
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>>741799364
love the frog, simple as
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>>741799747
Basic white girls are objectively the top 1% of humanity and something billions of browns would drop their entire families over for a mere whiff of white pussy, paco /jeet whatever your name
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>>741781984
She isn't even the best crpg waifu.
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>>741795551
>i-it's your fault that shartheart is a whore that's willing to sleep with anyone
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>>741781984
>They
I don't care about what a tranny thinks.
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>>741799547
Out of 10!
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>>741784731
I just killed her in my bhaalin playthrough
Dont have time for stupid whores give me the fucking artifact
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>>741781984
>waifu of the decade
But she isnt my wife?
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>>741784731

>bhaal
Unrionically worshipping a real demonic entity existing irl with the same name to larp the retard option from WotC retard lore might be the stupidest thing I ever ever seen.
Enjoy karma, morons. Demons are real.
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>>741801028
>Unrionically worshipping
It's the evil run anon, nobody is unironically worshipping him, it's funny because of how over the top evil it is, it's ironic in nature
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>>741799297
Aye. Lae'zel, Minthy and Karlach are the only ones who truly love you in the traditional sense without either massive personal red flags or some fucked up caveats. All the other romances are laced with something "extra", like some quirk that to me personally screams "Oh you wanted to enjoy a heterosexual girlfriend/wife, too bad; get cucked. Or too bad; get emotionally manipulated." It feels like the same shit, when larian was seething how the most popular character created according to their data was human fighter, male, appearance default settings, except in terms of romance choices.
>>741799364
I'm a sucker for leather, full stop.
>>741799383
Yeah, but the scene ain't great, even if she's really hot.
>>741799535
I don't know if this was a oversight on Larian's part or they specifically did this, but the Devil's are actually way over their heads in the game. As in they act like big shots, but are ultimately massive fucking chumps on the power totem pole, being essentially mutts. The fact that Raphael for example really believes he can conquer the hells using Karsus' Crown, lol, lmao even. It should be pretty telling that his own father didn't even bother and just stashed the crown in his vault somewhere.

The game tries to spook you if you give him the crown, but in reality, the moment Raph shows at Asmodeus' door, he'll wave his hand and cast the spell equivalent of "Fuck off.", at best turning him into a lemur and at worst erasing him from existence whilst reseting everything to "normal".
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Shadowheart made me a lesbian
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>>741781984
Reminder:
https://litter.catbox.moe/ajoh24.mp4
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>>741785396

One of the first couples you meet in the game are happily married and are just concerned for their daughter who the Druids are holding hostage.

There is also the other young couple in the Grove planning out their future together thinking about bakeries, cats and garden fences.

The true issue is this isn't a game where many survive the build up to the city without player input or interference. And even than only the highlighted characters make it that far in the end.
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>>741781984
maybe if ur a liberal cuck
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>>741801028
>demon
actually Bhaal lives in Gehenna and isn't a demon.
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>>741781984
Succ and Heinrix are better
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>>741801028
>Demons are real.
oh n>>741800253
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>>741801412
>pussy hair
tranny detected
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>>741788850
Mother Superior Shadowheart isn't a whore
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>>741801241
>Dude it's not real it's a game
It absolute is real. It's a metaphysical act, that is very well taking note of on the other side.
I for one rather play Paladin and kos bhaal worshippers
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>>741799881
Clean your eyes
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>>741801707
That's a tittygirl with horns
Baal is a real entity whose worship dates back to pre-biblical times and so powerful it is still worshipped today.
Even if you're not religious you cannot deny that even if demons aren't real in the literal sense, then tens of thousands of years of worship and human sacrifice have evoked something dreadful on a energetic scale, not dissimilar how elves evoked Slaanesh through acts of degeneracy in 40k
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>>741795375
You need a veteran dm from the good old days to keep the soul into these dark times tho.
Dnd is just a game system, not even the setting
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>>741801967
>sawyer.webm
suddenly, even 5e seems too fun and unbalanced for my tastes.
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>>741801809
>Mother Superior Shart wouldn't have her personal harem of bulls selected for bit cocks and endurance
Yeah, MS shart would be an actual gigaslut, I cannot imagine anything else lorewise.
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>>741802115
wrong bhaal m8. check the diablo threads down the street.
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>>741801851
>It's a metaphysical act
Yeah, if your metaphysics are fucking retarded
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>>741802115
>have evoked something dreadful on a energetic scale
Why would someone not religious believe this nonsense
Reality is reality, human consciousness does not warp reality, we are not wizards. Cease with the hegelian bullshit.
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>>741802310
Can't see that happening as it would interfere with her church duties. Same reason she doesn't keep you around.
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>>741788327
Her vanilla hair is ASS
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>>741801967
>oh no my in gmae actions have real gameplay consequences, what is going I need dialogue options to tell me what I win when i press button!!!
lol CRPG boomers getting filtered by actual gameplay freedom
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>>741781984
>control f
>used goods: 1 result
/v/ is a cuck board
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>>741803136
Being used goods is the least of her problems dumbass
Try control f "cuck"
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>>741782410
She literally goes with pretty much everything you do. While others seethe.
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>>741802809
>human consciousness doesn't warp reality
Yeah, things like the placebo effect arent indicative of the contrary, basedence denier
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>>741803052
impregnating lae'zel and she ends up with a live baby instead of an egg and she triples her gith curse noises as she gets fatter for the baby also from staying on the material plane for too long.
and then her nose starts growing back to normal size.
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>>741781984
The frog mogged her.
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>>741803295
>things like the placebo effect arent indicative of the contrary
Are you retarded? The human brain tells you how you feel, so it can warp how you perceive reality. It doesn't warp reality itself, your brain has to actually send the stimulus to the body to do x and y.
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>>741784264
she's a good girl raised to be evil
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>>741803667
>it would take a cobwebbed loin to ignore halsin
WRONG. Minthara agrees that halsin is breedable as fuck and drussy is as cobwebbed as it can get.
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>>741801028
The most hammered in point in all of Baldur's Gate and Forgotten Realms is how ultimately dumb and pointless Evil is, it's quite literally spelled out for you.
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>>741804043
Didn't Cyric just about win for a bit?
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>>741803789
>Minthara agrees that halsin is breedable as fuck
wat
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Drow women have purple buttholes
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I love Shadowheart and I never had any cuck scenes because I killed the refugee camp to please Minthara. I don't remember Halsin ever being in my game and I didn't know Shadowheart would fancy him if he was a party member. I can't even remember whether I killed Halsin or not...
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>>741781984
>Jennifer English broke up with her gf of 5 years
Just learned this a few days ago. For fuck's sake, man, what the hell. I used to watch their BG3 and E33 streams, they looked so happy together.

I guess the cuck meme >>741782159 was real all along.

I kind of don't like Jennifer English anymore, why did she do this to Aliona.
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>>741804567
>I love Shadowheart
>I killed the refugee camp to please Minthara
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>>741804567
I didn't go into the grove at first because I wanted to explore so when I saw an angry bear attacking some cute innocent children, I promptly put it down and somehow it turned into a jacked dude.
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>>741804714
>getting sad some random fucking VA left her lesbo gf
Look I'm not cheering or anything, but really?
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>>741804714
can't wait for AI to replace voice actors
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>>741804714
>Actual lesbians
Many such cases, nothing new under thew sun.
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> halsin and shart make the perfect couple and cuck everyone
Has anyone else noticed that something about shadowheart's neck or head or something is really well designed from an aesthetic perspective? Is it her posture, or like her face is slightly more turned down / up than other models or something? Is it her neck is longer than normal? It seems like it's a big aspect of her aesthetics in general
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>>741804714
>Jennifer English
>can't speak english properly
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>>741803192
>d00d she LITERALLY cucks you
All used good whores are already cuck tier.
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horrible characters, hostile writing
dos was so much better
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>>741799383
literally has pussy hair in-game, another pass
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>>741805420
DOS1 had a cool quest where you help a stray cat woo the mayor's pussy, and this would piss off Arhu who was also hitting on her.

Don't remember much else. The party members were basically bots, and you had to make 2 MC's for some reason and argue between them like a schizo. The combat was good though.
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>>741805687
>you had to make 2 MC's for some reason
the game is meant to be played co-op
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>>741804759
I didn't love her at the time lol. I picked Durge and decided I might as well roleplay

>>741804818
Oh yea this. I think I helped the bear here because I wanted to see the bear eat the little shits
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>>741781984
Shart
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>Kill all potential companions the moment you get the chance.
>Get Withers to join your camp as soon as possible.
Skele nigga, is my nigga.
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i think shadowheart is one of the most beautiful female characters ever created
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>>741800204
someone got triggered over a fictional character it seems
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>>741804714
She has some mental illness(besides being a lesbian) so it was expected.
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>>741781984
I just really like bangs
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I dunno why people complain about Shart cucking you when you literally have to go out of your way and set the whole goddamn thing up yourself to make it happen.
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what about wyll?
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>>741806428
reminds me of midori_san on cb
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>>741806475
It should not be a possibility, just like the gay shit in KCD2.
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>>741804714
>I used to watch their BG3 and E33 streams, they looked so happy together.
Why do you do this to yourself bro?
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>>741806475
For most of the trash left here, the hobby isn't gaming, the hobby is shit posting and meme repetition. It's just one of those things to say.
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>>741806475
yeah, romanced her twice and didn't even know this was a thing
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>>741804714
>>741805040
>>741806589
she cheated on her with a man
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>>741806274
I suppose the million dollar question by now should:
>What if you romance instead Halsin, not Shadowheart?
That's a thing, right?
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>>741805687
im playing dos2 right now and the characters (actors) actually talk like real people, the whole style of the dialogue is better, no tryhard marvel drama
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>>741804567
>I killed the refugee camp to please Minthara
Fell For It Again award
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>>741806698
>Lesbian bed death proceeded by literal cocklust
This makes it even funnier.
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>>741804714
women learning that women aren't trustworthy firsthand
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>>741804714
bitches and hoes
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>>741806806
I honestly didn't care for the refugees and wanted Minthy. I was worried my party members might object so I saved before hand. The only one that objected was that faggot Wyll and I was like yay an excuse to get rid of him. 2 birds with one stone!

I didn't have Karlach at this time and couldn't recruit her afterwards...

But I don't regret it. This was early days when you could only recruit Minthy by doing this and I really enjoyed having her on my team.
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>>741804714
>ywn get to see her dyke out with Lae'zel's VA
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>>741806274
Without memes, is there a way to permanently avoid Halsin without going Durge?
Contrary to contrariantards, BG3 is a masterpiece but the incessant gay faggot advances greatly diminished my enjoyment of certain moments.
Thinking of modding it or easiest; just always kill the Grove from now on.
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>>741807151
There's something there. I just know it...
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I mean... Just say no to him?
>bu-but I want threesome with Shadowheart at the brothel

Equal exchange, if you get a plus one then should she.
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>>741807258
When you infiltrate the goblin camp, kill him thinking he's a bear
Then kill the goblins anyway and proceed with the good playtrough
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>>741806806
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>>741788973
This. As much as I like the game for most aspects, the actual narrative is not one of them. In fact, I despise everything they did to include the BG lore into the game. Fanfiction is an apt name for it.
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>>741807151
>>741807305
same energy as high school girls making out at a frat party
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>>741807478
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>>741788545
>this is a 2/10 unfuckable manface, per reliable sources on /v/
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the game is more fun unironically, when half of the companions are dead and don't clutter the camp
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>>741807305
>>741807151
>>741807058
the fact that anyone pays attention to the fucking VAs in the game industy, putting them on a pedestal similarly to hollywood trash is so grim. Im starting to wish for larian to fail since they are turning in to something i despise
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>>741793068
I personally never liked Aerie much, especially compared to Viconia or even Jaheira.
Always saw Haer'dalis as a chump; a vainglorious vagabond that bails on any actual responsibility. Their relationship never bothered me, but I also never kept a shifty bard around.
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>>741807834
how do they clutter the camp?
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>>741807834
who do you keep? gale and shadowheart?
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>>741797025
Sawyer is an autistic retard that can't stand romantic relationships, unless they're gay of course.
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>>741808029
>Always saw Haer'dalis as a chump; a vainglorious vagabond that bails on any actual responsibility.
That's exactly why they break up in case they actually hooked up.
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>>741808063
by standing around with exclamation marks above their heads
>>741808069
depends on who I play, but it doesn't matter who. could be wyll laezel and jaheira, as long as there aren't too many of them to split attention too much
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>>741781984
Face/body: 11/10
Personality: 2/10
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>>741808197
He criticized how most games treat the romance as a mechanic where you say yes to every sentence the one you are trying to woo and eventually get rewarded with sex.
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>>741808450
And he's had 20 years to refine that opinion, to make & play games that go beyond that simplistic interaction.
He remains an autistic retard.
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>>741807478
>>741807684
Worked on me

Why are we moids like this.
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>>741804714
maybe she'll find some dick now
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>>741808793
Authenticity.
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>>741808450
The romance in deadfire is the most disgusting example of this exact philosophy yet there are no good girls to begin with and they all leave you in the endings.
I have no idea why he's so autistc.
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>>741808703
Reminder that Josh-kun has been mindbroken by Larian for a decade now, and was sent over the edge by the 'BG3 is an anomaly' pre-release discourse in 2023.
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>>741809093
already has a sex scene. goon realized. move on.
the blonde bitch still has to fuck the weird ass dick alien bro though.
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>>741806698
Lmao, every time
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>>741781984

She's not even close to that. She's simply the only conventionally attractive romance option for male players (which is insane).
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>>741804714
I got a pic with them recently at game-on expo. I stood in between them and put my hands around both of their waists for the pic. They are very small, dainty, and cute in person. I am now kicking myself for not bringing my e33 Collector's box for them to sign. Ah well.
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>>741808285
>by standing around with exclamation marks above their heads
autism
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>>741809146
we're 3 years past bg3 and it still is an anomaly. WOTC ruined their chance of bringing D&D back thanks to shitty management LMAO
josh should seethe at DoS2. which is basically a FNV in a XCOM shell.
make a tactics combo system game for interesting ability interactions
add a truckload of alternate endings for quests.
add some tall lizard girls dunno
but yeah the quest hub system and alternate quest endings with a fun combat is what sold dos2. but personally I think it was the hot lizards.
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>>741788653
you left out the part where one is fun to play
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>>741808010
the fact those bitches got all the recognition and prizes when Raphael voice actor was superior in every way makes me angry
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>>741809414
there's also less distraction by events tied to companions, making the events of living companions more special
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As an aside, Youtuber Legenday Drops, who's chummy with people at Larian, says Divinity is going to be revealed 'very soon'. He seemed to be hinting that it'll go into Early Access this year as well.
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>>741809712
I can't wait for it
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>>741809745
I will wait for it, until three major patches after release
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>>741809712
please have female lizard sex
please have giant female lizard women and not whatever new and mid retcon for this decade.
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>>741808793
We are unironically the gentle gender
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>>741809127
>romance in deadfire
Just like the shitty boat combat, corporate meddling.
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>>741809593
what do you want, the game despises white men
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>>741808450
That fucking tongue... why is checkpik so fucking good...
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What I find extremely bittersweet is that BG3 isn't the 10/10 people make it out to be. BG3 is a solid 8/10 or like 7,5/10. But status quo of the industry and thus BG3's competition is simply so shit that it by proxy elevates the game into 10/10 status; that's how starved the hobby is and has been for many, MANY years.
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>>741806698
Can't beat the cock
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>>741809881
I really hope you don't get what you want.
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>>741810203
Mechanically, graphically, etc its what I would want and reasonably expect from a 5e game, but the writing just isn't there, for the companions nor the villains.
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>>741810240
said the faggot
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>>741810203
The reaction from other devs saying that it was impossible to match bg3 makes this even funnier
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>>741810308
Raphael is a solid villain. He should've been the final antagonist, not the netherbrain.
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>>741798165
the setting is really interesting but the plot isn't really what the game is about and the motivation of the protagonist isn't much more than, "I need money and exp"
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>>741810203
Larian also released BG3 at fair price, without DRM, predatory DLC spam and supported for years with patches and modding tools. Im not a huge bg3 fan but im fine with them getting the praise for it.
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>>741810314
Fuck off tourist
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>>741797259
underrail is the sloppiest of uncslop
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>>741810308
when eveyone is a quirk chungus, then nobody is. they all simply become annoying
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>>741810530
You don't get praise for doing the bare minimum.
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>>741810546
cried the faggot
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>>741810308
Indeed. The gameplay is what it should be, the game runs relatively smoothly without major bugs. And while I find the dialogue and especially the voice acting superb; the overall plot is the most basic bitch shit possible. Like pretty much babbys first DnD campaign.
>>741810379
This is the proverbial cherry on top of the cake, the literal self report on the state of the vidya industry. Same shit happens every god damn time when Fromsoft releases a new game and every single faggot from devs, to execs to journos crawl out of their hideu holes.

None of these faggots should have jobs.
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>>741810594
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why does she make chudcels seethe so much?
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>>741810670
I accept your (faggy) concession
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>>741810589
>bare minimum
lmao name other big companies who do that
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>>741810776
because she's an antifa activist, portrayed as an angel
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>>741810481
I disagree about the plot; I found it interesting and quite enjoyable concurrent with the setting, though the last segment can be frustrating the first time through. It's a solid-yet-nebulous enough thread to guide the player around.
Fully agree about the character motivation, however; agency and freedom are great, but it forces the player to do the heavy lifting.
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>>741810832
They all used to do that little zoom zoom.
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>>741810776
because I can't make demigods with her while she's too busy crushing that useless bitch corpse's crotch.
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>>741810530
As said by >>741810589
Those things SHOULD be the industry standard. Hell, to a degree, THEY WERE the industry standard.

BG3 deserves praise, but not to the level where critiquing the game have the masses going "poo-poo pee-pee REEEE!". Arguably perhaps the biggest sin this game brought upon the world is open the flood gates permanently just a bit more to the normies who couldn't tell shit from their boot heels.
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>>741810928
>zoom zoom
im older than you and remember games from 90's, nobody supported them with patches for 3+ years for free without releasing expansion set to cash in, old Blizzard north might be the only one which comes to mind mind.
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You guys know you can just kill Halsin? You can also fuck shadowheart then just kill her later.

Are there any good playable goblin mods yet?
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>>741810776
>LGBT power fantasy character is: "I am a feminine looking, yet personality wise masculine lesbian demigod. Hear me roar."
It is a mystery, it truly is.
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>>741810905
>plot of main game
>find box
>plot of expansion
>find box
how coretech acquired the box, which happens before the game starts, is a lot more interesting than killing enough people to impress them so they tell you where it is
same with the tchortists
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>>741811297
there never will be, unless someone makes every humanoid NPC attack you on sight
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>>741811297
Can you kill Halsin without raiding the Grove? No.
So if I don't take the route that is objectively bad I'm forcing to endure the homosexual advances of this faggot for the rest of the game.
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>>741810776
Dick too big
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>>741811487
>Can you kill Halsin without raiding the Grove?
sure you can
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>>741811487
Can't you just kill him as a bear when you first meet him? I did that to Wyl and Karlach, I killed them and they just stay dead at your camp.
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>>741810776
I didn't expect an angel to be so fucking obnoxious to the point I regretted being a paladin with morals.
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>>741808353
Just like all women
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>>741811487
>Can you kill Halsin without raiding the Grove? No
You literally can, but then you can't unshadow the shadowlands
>>741811297
Yeah but Shadowheart's writing remains as such, so the writers should be hounded to reduce the chances of this happening in divinity as well
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>>741809384
>I stood in between them and put my hands around both of their waists for the pic.
This is only based if you're an ugly bastard
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>>741781984
Wasn't she some turbo whore before she lost her memory?
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>>741811728
Halsin can also permanently die in the shadowlands
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>>741811728
I dont understand why anyone would "waifu" her anyway, she's a whore everyone in the game is a whore.
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>>741811849
You can also intentionally get him killed by orin
This game has no issue of npcs you can't get rid of, still, why write Shadowheart as a poly slut when you could... not have done that?
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>>741811813
she was abused and tortured by sharans
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>>741810438
I... I actually agree. The D3 loosing control of the brain and the fact upper city is clearly cut content makes Act 3 feel very odd and out of place IMO.
>>741810571
This. I just recently played VtM:B, and arguably one of the reasons why the questline with the Voerman sister's is so goof because it is distinctly unique even within the game's own setting.
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>>741812087
for the same reason every companion is bi - some like it
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>>741812087
>>741811849
wtf are you people talk about, u can attack any companion and kill whenever you want
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>>741811775
I absolutely am. Mixed race, short and stocky, middle aged, thinning hair. Needless to say I'm single but I bang escorts sometimes.
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>>741812156
>I just recently played VtM:B, and arguably one of the reasons why the questline with the Voerman sister's is so goof because it is distinctly unique even within the game's own setting.
Eh, split personality disorder women are a pretty common trope, esp in weeb games
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So how come on /a you can post nudity as long as it's an official scan from the series you're discussing. But on /v or /vg you cannot do that?
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>>741812231
you can resurrect them with Withers, if you simply attack them, so they aren't really dead
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>>741812231
Yeah but in a way that you can rp yourself as not a psycho
These are ways to get him killed "organically"
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>>741781984
by who?
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>>741810776
she somes off as really cringe with the way she acts, the fact that she jobs really hard in actual combat makes she looke like a buffoon
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>>741812320
True. But with a few distinctions.
>This game out in early 2000's
>The trope itself is executed well
>It is only a single very noticeable outlier within the game. Meaning that an outlier is actually an outlier and not common.
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>>741804714
>lesbians
>looked happy
You are severely mentally ill get help.
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>>741811813
No?
Shart is some village girl that got taken by the Spartan cult as a teen.
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Halsin is the worst companion by far. He only sticks around so you can have a polygamous relationship, except the love interests establish that they aren't interested in that and some of them don't even like Halsin until he propositions you and then suddenly all of them are into him and open relationships both. His purpose is to be kidnapped by Orin so your actual companions get left alone.
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>>741810776
>entire thread about shittyheart
>only one picture of thigh goddess
When I see her I kneel. simple as
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>>741812618
>gay people can't be happy because uhhh they just can't
you're either ragebaiting or extremely sheltered
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>>741812692
she spent 40 years in a death cult, and she implies they were forced to 'get to know each other', and she also ran honeypot missions to get new recruits
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>>741810776
Same as Nocturne, a cringe incarnate created by virtue signaling millennials bolted on top of a good family drama.
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>>741810776
she cock mogs me
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>>741812819
qrd on sex parties?
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>>741812819
You literally learn what "gets to know" means, they were forced to participate in joint combat training and torture/subterfuge exercises with little to no time for anything else. She only had one friend, and it was a mentally ill tranny who doesn't view her as anything but a reinforcement for his own delusions.
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>>741812803
most homosexuals and lesbians are on depression meds, look it up
homosexuality goes hand in hand with misery+mental illness, and no it has nothing to do with society 'accepting them', its universal among all queer groups in every country including the most progressive nordic socialist shitholes
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>>741810776
Wish she wasn't such a damsel, it's kinda cringe how she acts so tough but gets caught not once but TWICE, it's like they wrote her as incompetent on purpose.
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>>741811676
I liked her character because she was properly obnoxious, as an extreme alignment paragon would be.
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>>741813021
>they were forced to participate in joint combat training and torture/subterfuge
that line of hers is in response to your character asking her about her previous relationships, it's clear what that means in that context.
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>>741813106
She is written as incompetent to emotinally manipulate the audience.
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>>741813230
huh? explain
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>>741781984
She is the camp´s bicycle. She openly fantasizes about other men and is even willing to be SHARed so no, she is not even the best waifu in her own game. In fact, every single one of the other female romantic interests is better if only for the simple fact that they would kill anyone who dared coveting what they have claimed for themselves.

Also, Lune exists so Shadowheart would already be last year model, yesterday´s news, obsolete...

>>741812494
Anon, Automata came out almost 10 years ago already. You are still technically right though.
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>>741813063
Homophobia doesn't make you look clever, cool, or worldly. It makes you look small and stupid.
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>>741813021
>they were forced to participate in joint combat training and torture/subterfuge
She flat out says it was practice at using their bodies to get what they want. Literal prostitution training.
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>>741813539
Speak for yourself faggot.
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>>741811676
>>741813161
She's written that way to show she's traumatized from her years of torture.
They didn't write it very well. They tried to play it through her being a paladin and "righteous vengeance" ideal a paladin can encompass, but they just wrote it in an annoying way,
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>>741811676
>being a paladin
that's how everyone else feels about you
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>>741781984
Frog > SH
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>>741813608
No, I'm speaking to you because you need to hear this.
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>>741813326
Because if she was competent when you give her up to the faggot wizard
>She'd either kill her on the spot and you get to fight her proper
>Or the faggot wizard traps her and put her in some state of stasis so she doesn't speak and the reward you'd get would actually be something useful and unique
Now she's retarded, gets captured a second time and the audience is treated with another "I am a woman, fear my wrath." -tantrum obviously made to make the audience feel negative emotional whiplash. Or in simpler terms to feel sad/pity.
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>>741814274
Wrong anon, faggot.
>because you need to hear this.
Kek
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>>741814349
I am honestly totally lost. Who tf are we talking about here?
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>>741813606
>She flat out says it was practice at using their bodies to get what they want.
Source? I don't remember this.
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None of the women in that game are particularly good waifus, I just picked Shart because she has the biggest bush.
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>>741810203
>BG3 isn't the 10/10 people make it out to be
Not every game will click with a person the same, and when it doesn't, it's natural to come up with rationales to make sense of praise you don't agree with.
BG3, despite its faults, has been the proverbial 11/10 for me, and I'm an old-timer who's been gaming since the 90s - still enjoying games but mostly jaded on them, save for CRPGs and random titles here and there.
If you play BG3 as a pure CRPG, which I suspect most people do, you will mainly interface with 5E and end up finding it lacking. There are CRPGs like Pathfinder that might be 20 times as complex as BG3, in terms of the ruleset. But BG3 is 5E layered on top of Larian's systems-based engine, which makes it a unique blend of the CRPG and Immersive Sim genres, giving you unmatched agency in its world in a way that no other CRPG could hope to. You could pick a coin out of your gold stash, cast Light on it, and throw it into a darkened corner of the room. This allows people in your party without Darkvision, like humans, to target enemies in that area without penalties. It also prevents certain enemies that use darkness as a cover to go invis from doing so. You can cast Silence around a door or chest before bashing it open to prevent anyone from hearing you. Casting Silence on a person also prevents cutscenes from triggering, since characters can't talk.

As you get familiar with the game's systems, your subconscious is synthesizing this information, and you will often have epiphanies like "what if I place the bottle of water here and slam the enemy onto it, so he goes prone from the slam, while also getting wet, and also getting ME wet in the splashback, making me resistant to burning so I can run across that fire surface?"

Raphael Colantonio, the creator of Arkane, is a huge fan of BG3 and says "the game doesn't cheat you with its rules". I think that's why I love it the most, and can practically play it on a loop.
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>>741814553
Assuming you are the same anon, you said:
> it's kinda cringe how she acts so tough but gets caught not once but TWICE, it's like they wrote her as incompetent on purpose.
To which I reply that (to confirm you) that yes, she is written as incompetent on purpose to emotionally manipulate the audience into feeling pity for giving her up to Lorroakan.
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>>741814850
based
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>>741814850
>biggest bush
source?
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>>741813228
Her point is that she literally doesn't remember anything.
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>>741815067
>bushes peaking around underwear/swimwear
Absolutely patrician taste
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>>741815032
No I'm not that anon. I assume you lads are talking about aylin. You said she acts incompetent, and your reasoning is the 'faggot wizard' (balthazar?? I'm assuming) doesn't kill her immediately or something, and you doesn't get a good enough reward or something??
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>>741815421
>I assume you lads are talking about aylin
Yes.
>your reasoning is the 'faggot wizard' (balthazar?? I'm assuming)
No.
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>>741813802
oath of ancients is less gay than the others
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>>741810776
im glad you can get rid of this bitch in act3 at least
i assume they wont allow this kind of freedom in divinity, given the overall trajectory
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>>741811676
>morals in a pozzed game
the only moral they stand behind is to slaughter white men
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>>741814689
When you ask her if she has anyone waiting for her at home or a similar line of conversation
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>>741816219
>given the overall trajectory
What trajectory? BG3 lets you kill fucking anyone
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>>741814974
I wish I could write. Very nice.
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>>741815665
>faggot wizard
Who is he? I'm curious now
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>>741810776
I cannot fuck her. However, I am not a chud and am very woke. I am still seething that I cannot fuck her, thougheverbeit.
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>>741781984
how is there still no good sex mods for bg3
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my wife would never kiss midgets
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>>741815067
Sven, I once again must kneel, knees bloody.
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>>741781984
>normies have normie takes
huh who would have thunk it
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>>741814974
I agree with in terms of certain fundamentals, such as optimisation, polish and game mechanics; the game deserves it's praise. Without a doubt. Same goes to some of the fluff elements like visual design, dialogue and ESPECIALLY voice acting.

My personal biggest pet peeve I suppose is ultimately the simplicity of the overarching plot. Even more so if you have any and I mean ANY before knowledge of either the previous BG games or DnD lore in general. I don't expect M. Night Shyamalan twists and turns at every corner, but there needs to be more depth than what we got, this also includes the "personal" story lines of each individual character, which I'm willing to concede are better than the battle against the brain.

If I were to crassly simplify, what I'm trying to say is that the story is simply too normie friendly to be truly 10/10. And that is what you need. Both the fluff and the crunch need to be flawless and preferably "and then some" in order for a title to be 10/10.

I'am willing to admit though that part of my distain is the band wagon faggotry fandom around this game that I find so obnoxious that it starts to take away from it. However that is not unique to BG3.
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>>741816541
>anyone
except the 4th wall breaking skeleton calling you an incel for avoiding their shitty "romance"
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>>741816541
trajectory of each of their subsequent games getting more and more pozzed. Right now its a battle in the studio between the people whose goal is to push ideology and the people who still want to make a fun game. Historically ideologs always win.
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>>741816887
Yeah, 1 npc that is needed for respec and resurrections, it's so your game doesn't fucking break

And there is a good lore reason for it too
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>>741781984
Not much competition from the last decade
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>>741816948
somehow i didnt need that npc in divinity original sin 2, weird
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>>741817082
it makes the game more fun
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>>741816887
he doesn't call you an incel, you sound defensive
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>>741816887
>4th wall breaking skeleton
you can romance withers?
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>>741817276
for you information you could still respec in that game via inanimate object without cringe dialogue
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>>741817082
Go on, kill lady Malady in divinity 2
Do it

Stop being asinine
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>>741817402
i can via main quest
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>>741817515
>At the start of act 4
Wow, so she's impossible to kill in 3 whole acts
Because she's needed for the fucking plot

Meanwhile withers is completely removed form the plot and won't bother you, you can kill literally everyone and he's just a resurrect button at camp.
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>>741810776
I found Aylin very inoffensive.
Then again, I never saw the lesbo romance thing since Isobel died when I freed Aylin so yeah.
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>>741818336
I find her repeated post-boss cutscenes utterly abrasive. For as long as she is involved with the plot, she is treated like a main character. This contrasts poorly with how shit she is in an actual fight.
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>>741818556
I was hoping she would eventually join me but that never materialised oh well.

I used her for target practice a lot when she was hanging out in my inn room since she auto revives.
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>>741818556
I always thought of her like a trophy
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>>741791737
>mod
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>>741795804
Originally, most of the companions would be assholes or standoffish but playtesters complained and it was removed like most things
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>>741819052
Problem is trophies don't proclaim singular victory over and over after falling over on the shelf.
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>>741819586
It's clear you are upset because she is a lesbian woman who won't fuck you lol

Obviously they made her weak in gameplay so she wouldn't solo the boss for you
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>sex scene comes all the way at act 3 and is basically fucking nothing
it's weird how a side character's, Mizora, sex scene has 5x the content that shart had.
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>>741819792
>no you see the reason they made her an annoying extra hazard because she's captured in every fight is because she's actually cool
And then she swoops in and proclaims victory every single fight. Also, you can't kill her without locking yourself out of like 15% of the game and 30% of the act she's in.
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>>741819903
Because Shadowheart's positive resolution is extremely vanilla and more of a healing for her than just straight up soulless fucking.
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>>741819792
I always thought she was weak because she'd been imprisoned and killed repeatedly for like 100 years
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I should install a bunch of gooner mods, play as Shart and be a total fucking whore
I've played too many honest fantasy adventure characters, a little spicing up is in order
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>>741793591
Yes and cuckhold stuff was basically normalized back then. Western shit is literally filled with melodramatic soap dramas cheating and affairs from both genders. That doesn't mean its ok now and its a good thing the newer generation don't tolerate it.
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>>741819903
>>741820083
>3 acts to get between her legs
>but she will whore out for the whole brothel
What the fuck was the writer thinking
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>>741781984
>waifu of the decade
Are you sure? I've played her game last year and I already forgot about her.
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>>741781984
she's no karlach
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>>741820281
More like modern generations are so out of touch in matters of love even the slightest bit of friction makes them lose their fucking mind and shit their pants.
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>>741819792
Pretty sure she's actually weak because they added Honor mode in a patch and she was designed for the normal difficulty. Adventurer or something.
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>>741806475
>>741806607

>>741785362
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>>741821102
She's weak in tactician as well. I doubt she's much better in normal mode, she just doesn't have the healthbar to survive smites over and over.
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Shadowheart isn't even a pureblooded elf waifu. My Sun Elf had to romance the drow instead, also a travesty. Meanwhile fem elves get two real elf husbands.
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>>741821078
It really gets you hot under the collar that there is real push back on your fetish now
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>>741820281
>>741821078
Two retards fighting
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>>741820632
>>741820083
>>741819903
there's a secret scene where she will give you a blowjob in act 2
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>>741781984
Not even considered the best waifu in her own game. Frog bitch and demon bitch get more pull from the leftists, "I can fix her/BPD girls are so hot," and "At least they can be loyal," crowds.
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>>741821704
sh is loyal
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>>741786943
here, I'll give you a (You) since you have waited so long
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>>741821828
You can make her abandon her god -- the person she has devoted 40 years of her life to
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>>741821828
Yeah, but not to you.
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>>741822269
She had to be repeatedly mindraped to follow Shar at all, and still rebelled constantly by running off to be on her own.
She was never a real follower of Shar.
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>>741781984
The furthest I have ever gotten in this game was near the end of act 2 and I have 250 hours in it.

I'm stuck in an endless cycle of installing the game, making a new character, doing most of act 1 and then losing interest in the Underdark and then uninstalling every couple of months. How do I break free and finish a playthrough?
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>>741782410
Stop, im already fully erect
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>>741781984
>Ugly western character design
>Waifu
Normalfags were a mistake
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>>741822450
>mindraped by shar
>then one day she meets a nice adventurer who also then abuses her
>then the entire internet nicknames her after a shit fart
I honestly feel bad for her
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>>741782159
>Hey, Shadowheart, would you like to have an open relationship?
>Yeah, sure. If that's what you really want.
>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU WHORE
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>>741810240
nobody can beat the cock
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>>741823087
>Yeah, sure. If that's what you really want.
you and i both know it's much more than that
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>>741823087
If she doesn't say "gross, no", she's for the streets
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>>741823591
You're not allowed to say that to Halsin. The writer won't let you.
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gnome girls are built for BHC
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>>741824464
tobh gnomes are so superior to literally every other race, it's not even funny
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>>741808838
based opinion
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>>741824689
wtf is this
>>
This decade is so boring.
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>>741826278
idk I found it on the internet. It shows how uggers shart is without her fuckass bangs
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>>741826439
it shows the opposite
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>>741784264
Yes she's just faking it.
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>>741781984
nah
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>>741821516
How do you get it?
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>>741788032
what is this a mod how much she looks slightly different
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>>741826587
She looks 40 years old without those bangs
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>>741821704
Who gives a fuck what leftists like
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>>741824689
she's beyond chopped in the middle and right images.
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>>741824689
>>741826439
>give character a receding hairline
>character is now ugly
how could this happen
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>>741784109
>>741797527
>>741797593
>>741799297
>>741799364
why does she look like shoe0nhead?
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>>741827529
She's gettin up there in age. Makes sense she's thinning
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download the pokeflask mod, it's wild
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>>741828715
wait
are you telling me I can mod the game so I can capture 3 goblin girls and have them as my party?
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>>741782089
Only brown people care about brown crime simulator 6
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>>741807406
>Unable to cure the shadow curse
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>>741828910
yep, it works really well
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>>741810776
Annoying lesbian who is written horrible.
>Supposedly extremely strong
>Jobs in every fight
>Killsteals
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>>741828985
how does the shadowcurse affects you though, just move on
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>>741828910
Yeah
There are several mods that do that
>>741828985
Your character doesn't know that, it doesn't break roleplay
The shadow curse simply happened to remain uncured
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>>741822269
abandon her god for you

>>741822352
cope



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