>$50 for a two hour game from 1997 in the year 2026Nintendo desperately needs to hire people who play video games for a hobby.
I'm assuming this is about Starfox which you don't just beat once. It's more akin to moderm roguelikes where there's multiple paths/endings + a hard mode to unlock and beat combined with shmup autism of perfect score per stage
Weren't they charging $30 for NES ROMs in the early 2000s? I'm surprised they stopped at $50.Btw is it possible to be both honorary Aryans and honorary semites?
>>741783105It has replayability and online
>>741783105Their best sketch was The Grapist. A gallon of PCP is overrated.
>he doesn't play Arcade-style games more than onceSAD!PATHETIC!
>>741783105Nintendo's audience doesn't play video games for a hobby so it's fine. Nintendo audience is people who collect Nintendo products
>>741783643I like the classroom sketch where they have to guess who's parents died and how. Underrated.
>>741783105Why? The manchildren will buy it anyway.
>>741783560>>741783316>>741783654>bububut you can milk it for 200 hoursYou can do that with every game. You can play Elden Ring with every single build the game has and that'll take you a few thousand hours. Elden Ring is not a 2 hour long game though, despite being repayable. Length and replayability are unrelated
>>741783960>Length and replayability are unrelatedSaying this while bringing up Elden Ring is just insane.
My best pal Sakurai spent 3 hours playing video games and nobody bought his...
>>741783960if i play one game for 20 hours before i get bored and another one for 20 hours before i get bored does it really matter which one technically had "more content" or was "longer"? what matters is how much fun i had playing them and how long they kept me interested
>>741783105Nah, nodev gamers are famously retarded. Anyone with a job knows that arcade design is law.
I can't believe a 3 letter agency forced trevor to suffocate while autoerotic asphyxiatinghe was too powerful for his own good
>>741783643i really like the nailgun onethe candy factory toorip trevor, little angle gone too soon
>>741783769Good! Now who who wants to guess what will happen to Timmy now?
>>741783960That's not what I said. To see all the content once(easy med hard routes) is closer to 15-20h between developing the skills learning how to route and successfully doing it. Stop being a disingenuous nigger.
>>741783643Space Potatoes and Pussy Salad are up there.
>>741783643The best one is actually Bill's Back From Vietnam. Or Nail Gun. Or the John Hinkley one. Little Hitler is great too because of the meta joke that some shitty parent agreed to have their son go on national TV and scream about hating Jews.
