Shit loads of people saying they've booked vacations for launch week, saying they're going to miss work, call in sick, entire companies are planning to shut down their businesses for 24 hours on release dayImagine having a medical emergency and there are no doctor's available because they're having their 'le epic gamer momentorino' running hookers over in GTA
Sir, this is a Wendy's
>>741784093ZA WARUDO
Gamers need this
>>741784093>Imagine having a medical emergency and there are no doctor's available because they're having their 'le epic gamer momentorino' running hookers over in GTADon't have a medical emergency as simple as that
pc players will keep the world turning
Seen it before
>>741784339>peecee fagboys
debunked0 (zero) women care about this game
>>741784412Saaaar, women don't contribute anything for the core functioning of society!!1!
which retard believes 100% of society plays videogames?
>>741784521You
>>741784093I've been doing this but for WoW expansions since I started working and everyone called me weird. Of course normalfags now copy me and it's epic and coiol and hot...
I evolve my strategies, Batman. Do you?
>>741784368It was Skyrim
>>741784093i GUARENTEE you this will have less impact than when Silksong DESTROYED three vendors simultaneously, you vastly overestimate how many people still give a fuck about GTA after V online
It’s just a video game that can run on consoles, meaning there’s going to be absolutely nothing innovative or groundbreaking in there because of that fact. It’s going be superficial like CP77
>>741785206I remember being 13, skipping school when Skyrim released, playing for like 8 hours straight and just being amazed at how detailed and big that fucking game was. God I miss those times.
>>741785485We'll never get anything like it again As long as these mega corps are involved it's just slop from on out
>>741784339>>741784521>>741785323>>741785369Damn, PC fags get really heated in every thread about the biggest game of all time, that they won't be able to play for another year kek
>>741785206>>741784368I remember people calling out of work for new Vegas
you seriously think such 'people' make up even 1% of of the American workforce?
>>741785612im a ps5 owner actually, biggest game of all time? good one, I bet you think Rings of Power was good.
>>741784412I know several girls who (sadly) are gonna buy GTAVI. One is prob gonna be streaming it.
>>741784093Doctors don't play video games, I don't eat fast food so Gun & Ball Gamers calling out of work isn't my problem.
Do Rockstar fags not even realize that the original dude bros who founded Rockstar dont work there anymore and now its filled with woke women and faggots? Lol
>>741784093Yeah I'm using all of my vacation days to play hand holding story missions and sandbox stuff that's slightly better than the pile of shit GTA V offered.
>>741784262heh
>>741784329This
>>741784625Taking time off for normieslop is safe nerdy, anon
>>741784625>it makes me hot>people call me weirdThese 2 are connected
>>741784625You deserve to be thrown off a building
>>741786485normies accepting nerd culture killed the world
>>741784329>hookers>in modern GTAlollmao evenonly absolute retarded zogbots will buy this woke trash
>>741784093Why? Can't you just play it when you get home from work? The game isn't going to magically disappear if you don't complete it within 48 hours of release.
>>741785612Anon, not everybody here is an adolescent. Even if it feels this way sometime.
No disc no buy
>>741786615I unironically miss being made fun of for having PS2, GCN, and Xbox. At least the hobby was still being somewhat gatekept, left alone.
>>741784093very indian post
why is gta being heralded as some cataclysmic eventgta5 was fun sure, but did it really grab the public by the balls to warrant this much hype
>>741784093>thinking you'll be allowed to kill sex workersLmao
>>741784093twelve of those 24 hours will be waiting for the game to patch
>>741784093It seems rather strange to me that one game can have this much hype. Even if you like GTA, I don’t see why people are anticipating it like it’s the second coming of Christ. It’ll be like all the other GTAs.
>>741786780To be fair, the game's 100% going to be spoiled a week or so before release by some nigger that gets his hands on it early and posts a complete playthrough. So if you're interested, you're either going offline for a week before the game's out or you're going to get spoilers.
I work with a bunch of millenials and zoomies, many of them openly gamers, and unironically haven't heard a single one of them talk about GTAobviously it'll sell well/break records still but I think a lot of the hype is manufactured and people that grew up playing all of the GTAs are starting to lose interest because there isn't really that much new to bring to the table beyond fancy graphics and muh details like real-time food eating or w/e gay shit RDR2 did
This shit is so dumb. Even a greedmaxxed company like Nexon is holding off releasing content just because of GTA6. They had maple classic ready for summer.
>>741786847GTA V was the most profitable piece of fiction of all time. It’s the ultimate normie franchise.
>>741786924
GTA normies are we what we'd have called cannon fodder three centuries ago.They're mindless and only do as a higher authority tells them to.
>>741787170That’s because of MTX not sales (still impressive)
>>741786924For all the gay shit they do, Rockstar is really good at marketing. They've been milking this game's hype for years and years to perfection.
>>741784093Okay, the fake hype train is going out of hands.Calm the fuck down with your propaganda, Rockstar
>>741784093No one of any importance actually takes off a week of work for a vidya, same thing you hear about the world shutting down because of the world cup
>>741787335There’s been barely any marketing. Brand recognition alone was enough to generate this hype.On the off chance that the game underperforms in some way, it could kill R* and maybe even the AAA industry.
>>741784093That's cool, but im not buying it despite having a shitboxvyo play it onGTAV wad midIs it just me or do these articles feel totally forced? Bc obv. Ik tons of normgroids are gonna slop it up, but if it comes out with flaws, hold forward driving missions you fail for the simplest deviations, and wokeslop in it I'm sure people might skipAfter their last 2 games I have 0 reason to believe they'll improve the missions or gameplay- the sandbox might be impressive but I also doubt we get gta 4 car physics back and 5's are gay and fake
>>741787645>There’s been barely any marketing.you can't be serious
>>741787645>There’s been barely any marketingDid you try to refresh page 1?
>>741787645It literally would kill the AAA industry, and my god would it be gloriousToo bad that's a pipedream.. but just imagine...
There are 20 threads about this game up right nowI know /v/ is infested with beaners but this is ridiculous
>they have only shown cutscenes, no gameplay>because the game only runs at 20 fps on consolescan hope it will be like bloodborne, so good that people will power through the slideshow when it finally comes to pc and ps6 it can run at +60 fps as intended
>>741787645>There’s been barely any marketingYou must be extremely low IQ, if you can't understand their marketing techniques. They don't have to lift a finger and millions of videos are made about the game in a week. Their community is enough to sell the game lekThere's a reason why a cover art release is the most watched thing gaming related of the last year.
>>741784093plenty of people know the game isn't going anywhere and as a matter of fact this is the worse version of the game.in a few years after everyone has moved on to the next gen and PC version this version will be worthless trash like all of the PS3 and xbox 360 copies of V.
>>741787808it's because 1 auto business had a news letter sent out to all employees that they will stay closed for nov 19th due to too many people requesting time off for GTA VI and it went viral on reddit so now tons of retards are writing articles and making youtube videos about it
>>741787645lol there is TONS of marketingyou think the bullshit of "if anyone can charge 80-100 for a game, its R" shit isn't marketing LOLthat shit was 1000% developed by some firm and they've been paying people to talk about that shit for a while now and retards who suck corpo dick keep repeating it. fuck R, they are a bunch of fags nowadays there anyways.
>>741784093>power surge land on that day power outage across the world crash.God please it would be so funny
>>741787170Artificially inflated numbers because buying multiple copies of the game for shark cards was cheaper than buying the shark cards alone.
>>741784093Trump bans game via Executive Order for interrupting quiet wage slavery.
>>741788645Honestly, it’s the truth. GTA is such a household name that a lot of normalfags would just accept a higher price tag. Anyone who tries to follow in Rockstar’s footsteps and price their games in that range will flop though because they don’t have the same brand recognition.
>>741787645>On the off chance that the game underperforms in some way, it could kill R* and maybe even the AAA industry.God if only, but we all know that gamers are the biggest cattle of the entertainment industry.
>>741786637>has a strip club>therefore no hookersYou a blind faggot
>>741784093You and urinalists might not believe this, but most of the world won't ever play gta 6.Yeah, I know this sounds mindboggling, but not everyone is a subnormal nigger.
>>741788995$100 for a Bubsy RPG
>>741784339Get me fries with that wagie.
As someone who has a financial stake in the success of GTA6, I can comfortably say that GTA6 will be a generation-defining game and one of the biggest and most successful gaming releases of all time.
>>741789430Keep holding those bags lil bro
>>741789868I've already bought 67 copies of the game. Nintendo lost.
>>741784093So GTA has really become that normie huh? You /v/irgins have better taste than that right? Right?
>>741789094Most people are and that's GTA's target audience.
>>741789962Think of me when you jump It gives me xp
>>741784093>We'll play this slop for just 24 to be part of the cattle that says they played>Never touch it again afterwardsClownWorld
It's going to be a critical flop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8oLtH3egpM
>>741784093>the world will stop to play a game released on a 7 year old console Doubt
>>741789094Yeah only 1/30 of the world's entire population played the last one.
What was the lasts piece of media that froze society? The only thing I can think of is game of thrones last season
>>741789094The dumbest thing I read all day. It's the best selling and most played game off all time literally 250million sold copies.
>>741784093Doctors aren't going to be playing this shit.
>>741790463The Phantom Menace when it first released, albeit it just caused alot of people calling in sick to go and watch it.
>>741784262Kek
>>741789868> - 1.74%Oh no! Now show the 2 year
>>741790463The only one that I can remember off the top of my head is Squid Game. The show itself didn't freeze society, but since everyone was under lockdown and the show got fucking huge, it felt like for a 2-3 weeks after the show released, people didn't talk about anything else.Oh and Pokemon GO was a cultural event for like a month when it came out
>>741790646As if doctor's aren't shitters like any other human. pretending doctors are superior is a very indian thing to do
>>741789094This
>>741786847>gta5 was fun sureNo it wasn't.
>>741785369Cyberpunk was basically PC exclusive at launch
>>741784093The shilling for this game is pathetic. It's gonna suck dick just like GTA V did but people will pretend it wasn't shit.
I'm too white to give a shit about this game
BUSINESSES NEED TO KNOW THAT EMPLOYEES ARE FAILING TO SHOW UP TO WORK USING EVERY EXCUSE IN THE BOOK EXCEPT "I'M OUT PLAYING GTA6"MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs>MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBsMAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs>MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBsMAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs>MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBsMAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs>MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBsMAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs>MAKE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBs
Brown culture thread
>>741784329>t. American.
>>741784093It's literal goyslop. The Take-Two ceo is an Epstein files kike. Just more garbage to melt the minds of teenage boys and get them hooked on porn and other degeneracy.
>>741784093Im not buying a shitty console for 1 game. Waiting for the cheaper, complete master race port.
>>741784093Ya know, I always thought it was weird that japan kinda does the same thing when a new dragon quest game comes out and could never imagine that happening in the US. Is this really what it's like?
>>741784093GTA 6 is literally going to be the biggest media event ever. Like in all of human history. No event will draw more attention from more humans than the release of this game if we're talking pure numbers.
>>7417964517% of the world is whiteso...
>>741784093I'm already tired of the hype machine.
>>741796451Yes, the same subhumans that like GTA are the same ones that worship soccer.
>>741784093THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES, THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
>>741784093The funniest thing would be this happens, they play it, get bored after an hour and refund it then return to work wondering why they were ever excited for this thing at all.
24 hours without brown people, what are you guys gonna do? I think I'll have lunch in the park.
>>741784093I don't think I want help from a doctor that would take time off for GTA
>>741784093anyone who takes times off work for video games should be fired immediately
I'm trying to play RDR2 on my steam deck and it turns out it's just been bricked on steam deck for a few weeks. Just doesn't launch at all. Money stolen essentially. This isnt isolated either, any older rockstar game eventually gets bricked by rockstar spaghetti coding. Won't be buying gta6 since that'll be its fate too
>>741784262DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>741802424>you should live for work. not work for livehello jew
>>741802760shut up you lazy nigger
>>741794316>I'm too white to give a shit about this gameRakshit, stop using skin whitening creams.
taking time off work is the most retarded FOMO behaviorthe game isn't fucking going anywherewhy not spend that annual leave on a proper vacation instead?
>>741784093>>741789018>>741786637>>741789094NTR with the fmc is confirmed in game
