Uh oh, you're going to jail, /v/! Would you rather spend 6 months in the can, or wait in there until (You)r mom can finish Elden Ring (plus DLC) without any help, and that means no guides and no cheats either. She has to play from the very beginning all the way to beating Promised Consort Radahn.
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>>741788805FUCK YOU
>>741788741ER is easy. I've seen girl gamers who look like they have never touched a game in their life make it through ER in about 150 hours with no backseating allowed and no summoning. I'd be out in a month. Two months at absolute most.
>>741788741Like is she there the whole time in a room unable to leave until she beats the game? More details please
>>741790721You can't get outta jail until your mom beats ER
does she know she has to beat it to get me out? cause she wouldn't even turn the game on otherwise
>>741793053Yes.
>>7417887416 months in jail/prison is nothing
>>741793295You don't think ma could do it?
>>741793360I have no faith in her gaming skills outside of Pac-man and Galaga
>>741790629My non-gamer gf played for like 400 hrs and still didn't beat the dlc. I doubt she would have beaten Margit if I hadn't shown her how to summon.
>>741793209i think she would be able to eventually but she would find it extremely difficult and take a couple months so i'd rather just eat the time so she can not have to do that
Her shitty new husband does nothign to help around the house while she has a job with long hours that actually pays well, she always looks so tired.I would rather not even have her know about this stupid bullshit and spend 6 months in jail rather than burden her with even more worries and extra work.
