That'll be $70 for your demake sir
>>741791121>b-b-but its better that they took out all the pop culture references, its more in-universe now! don't you like that?>also it's closer to the original japanese, isn't that what you wanted?>falco says "that tracks" like a 2014 tumblrinawhy are progressive liberals always trying to gaslight you?
lets unpack this
Erm...he's RIGHT behind me isn't he?
okay, that just happened
>total snoyggermelt down cause they have no games-10million karma to ziony
When's the Switch 2 emu coming out?
The white nigger slang I can't stand is "send it" and "full send" so if they say that please screenshot and share : )
>>741792731Not for 2 years min but why wait for that when you can play the game on N64
Why are Marvel quips bad? Answer seriously.
OP is trying to hard to shit on this game lmao
>>741791121Did they at least keep "Andross won't have his way with me"?
>>741792889Completely destroys a viewers immersion. If the characters going through the experience don't take their situation seriously why should the viewer?
>>741791121Erm, Wolf is right behind me isn't he? That just happened!
>>741793181Nope
>>741792889Nooo you can't have funny dialog, you need to show what a MATURE ADULT you are by super serious at all times! Also you're the ones who are insecure!
>>741792923The game does that itself
>>741792889Probably the characters are being sarcastic/goofy during serious scenes to lighten the mood or just look "cool", except it happens so frequently that it ends up feeling obtrusive.
>>741793301Is that the same model used in the fight?
>>741793287>Nooo you can't have funny dialog, you need to show what a MATURE ADULT you are by super serious at all times! Also you're the ones who are insecure!You were literally saying a week ago that the original dialogue didn't fit the remake
Don't care, still buying physically
>>741793343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO5KpP-CB2k
>>741793301Doesn't Fox say," So Andross, you show your true form?" here?
>>741792889They're always le bad, but in RE4OG they are le soul actually
>>741792752>full sendNever heard that in my life.
>>741793287what kind of retard find this shit funny?
>>741791121Yikes, okay, soooo, I guess THAT just happened...
>>741792889The NPCs heard that it was bad so now they just repeat it ad nauseam until something new replaces it
>>741793403Effectively, he did, yes. Now the remake has that instead.
>>741793368Same, got it coming tomorrow. I think the multi-player will be a fun distraction and I want to play it before it's completely dead in a month.
>>741793471You just answered your own question.
>>741793393I hate how his brain is enclosed in a dome now, why'd they do that? The idea from the original was the fake version was pure machine while the true andross was a pure biological mess.
>>741792889fatigue
>>741792594Kek>>741792889
>>741791121>>741792261Chatgpt literally talks like this, not joking
>>741791121Tendies love this dogshit
>>741793649>why'd they do that?Lack of artistic comprehension from the "newer blood"You're also ignoring that his retinas also look robotic/armored in this instead of dangly flesh. Same with those "wires/cords" replacing the viscera below the cerebellum.
>>741791682>>also it's closer to the original japaneseWho wanted that? Wasn't it the English version that's so well known and loved?
>>741793471what kind of retard plays nintendo games for literal children?
>>741793816Oh I was including that with everything as well. Also I won't complain about the arena much but I did like the giant void space with the background in the original just because of the tone it set, and it really made you feel like you were deep inside Venom. This new area looks like it could just be basement level 1.
>>741793875>Who wanted that?Purists.
>>741791121>>741791682>>741792261>Rightoid on rightoid violence.What's it like never having fun with your snoy movie 'games'?
>Nintendo starts doing MCU dialogue right as everyone is sick to death of itCan't say I'm shocked.
>>741791121baseball huh?
>>741793301surely he still says "Only I have the BRAINS to rule Lylat" right?
>>741794291>starts They've been doing it
>>741794448He doesAs a random quote in the fight
I am not seeing any problems, unless somebody posts an in-game screenshot of Sleepy or Falco saying "no cap" and/or "for real?".
>>741793230>>741793328>>741794291So you hate fun, why are sonyfags like this?
The fact that people celebrate a PS3 looking game that plays like a SNES title and costs full price during PS5 gen is mindboggling to me. At that point I don't even care if it's good, this is literally financial rape
>>741794448he says it in a really flaccid and unintimidating way, "only I have the brains to rule the lylat system!"the whole script is lightly changed, as if to hide homework copying. slippy doesn't say "enemy shields analyzed", he says "enemy shield analysis coming your way" like he's submitting a fax to fox's cockpit.and every voice line is so poorly delivered. who the fuck is voicing these iconic characters and why aren't they even trying to put any oomph into their delivery?i didn't expect to be bothered by shit voices this much, but it's all you hear.
>>741794626there's still some sovl left
>>741794786>yes i grew up with mcu movies but how could you tell? errr that sounded better in my head.
>>741792752That's artilleryman's terminology
>>741794898>Yes, I hate fun and need to make everyone else miserable because I can only like movie 'games' how can you tell?
Does the train boss not say “step on the gas” in a funny voice no more?
>>741793393jesus they ruined the voice acting completely
>>741794495>when they tried to push that piss-in-my-mouth flower thing
Apologize
>>741794975You know that movie games are the ones most likely to use this style of 'writing', right?
>>741794925Yes, white nigger as anon said,
>>74179484764's voice acting is the biggest reason its remembered so fondly, so its not a surprise to be bothered
>>741791121Focus, F
>>741794975umm this is awkward.
>>741795094do plumbers love toilet flowers
Star Fox 64 was already quippy slop. It's just that the cheesy voice acting made it endearing.
>>741793649>>741795054Here are the cutscenes if you want.
>>741795205>>741793649>>741795054craphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRNipusw_5g
>>741795020None of them have funny voices, memorable lines or any personality.
>>741792594This one is actually kinda funny.
>>741795054unsurpassed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjR_9WVAHc
Why are white people like this?
>>741795201only irony-poisoned zoomers use terms like slop
>>741795316Doesn't work since he's just talking to a brain and 2 eyes (not even a complete face) when Andross's robot face was literally in the previous phase.
>>741795441But he took his faceoff
>>7417928891. They're not funny2. They're not interesting3. They never change but are repeated constantly5. They are a meat grinder for character individuality4. They are a piss-poor excuse for writing dialogueLet's run down the big ones>Uhh, so that just happened!Conveys to the viewer that the event that just transpired was out of the norm. Used by writers who don't know how to write their characters, and so don't know how they would or should react.>So we're just [doing the thing we need to do, but in the simplest terms possible]? Yeah, that tracks.A 'witty, relatable' way to summarize what's about to happen. Used by writers afraid to take anything seriously.>Well, this is awkward.Was "awkward" humor ever funny? It worked in Avengers only because it was conceptually funny that such iconic characters could even BE awkward. The humor came from the whole of the situation, not just randomly blurting that line whenever a situation is tense or personalities collide. It also serves the poor writer as a lazy vehicle to end or delay a conflict.>Did I just say that out loud?Haha, my character is an inane idiot or too much of a coward to share their views directly and I can't decide which!>I'm Spider-Man, spiders is my whole thing, okay?Very tedious writing and, again, by poor writers who are afraid to play anything straight or take a scene seriously.And now, for the worst thing to come out of the MCU...>"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.”Why? Let a loss hurt. Let a defeat simmer under the surface. Let a character reflect in silence. Allow space and time for contemplation, for sympathy, for mourning. There's a reason so many of these modern films are so utterly forgettable and it's because they're afraid to do anything that might make a real impact. This is the most cowardly thing a writer can do.
>>741795578......That didn't even register in my head. Touche.
I swear they had to tone down the english intonation and isms so the jeet crowd wouldn't feel alienated. that's why the voice actors emulate ai voice acting.
>you can't have sexy girls in video games anymore, it's off putting to a large part of the demographic>Yo Fawks Dis shit is Lit yo pure fiya 100% no shot! fr fr busin'>dis smacks n tracks>oh no our game didn't sell its because of incel shitlord gamers
>>741792594Nah this one’s great
>>741793230>>741793287>>741793328so the new voice lines are good because the game is more serious, but also they are quirky marvelslop quips because it's actually supposed to be comedic and light-hearted?
>>741792889Lowest common denominator for comedy, chatgpt levels of comedy that's why you nigger
can't wait for the crowbcat video where he gets btfo again and you retards are reminded that nobody cares about your pedantic nitpicky bullshit
>>741791121baseball huh
>>741792889infantile/soi
>>741791121>Be millennial>Last generation to actually get some job opportunity and disposable income>Piss and moan for remakes you played 30 years ago instead of anything new>Piss and moan when your remake has slightly different dialogue or new voice actorsI hate millennials so god damn muchThey have ruined modern gaming
>>741796657In this respect, they have standards compared to zoomers.
>>741796763You say this but you still buy it
>>741796657Not my fault you can't get a job lil nigga.Star Fox wouldn't even exist if I hadn't been there to hassle my parents into buying it for me back in '97 you fuckin bitch. You OWE me.
>>741795913I mean, I don't know about "sexy" girls, but I am kind of let down that Krystal is basically MIA.Kursed was a misstep for the character, but so was most of Command, just retcon it and bring her on as a regular crew member. She was fine in Assault.
>>741796657get a job, zoomer. and stop enabling slop
>>741796841I'm a boomer, fool.
>>741792889First: all writing sounds like this now, down to the exact vocabulary. You could probably guess at 90% of all dialogue in all media because it all sounds the same and is very predictable and boring.Second: it's just lazy writing. Do I really need to explain how having characters constantly look directly at the camera and say "this is a movie. I am in a movie. Look, it's the movie" takes zero effort? The line in OP is exactly the same as thousands, perhaps millions, of lines across TV, movies, games, web animations, comics, etc. What was the last piece of media you saw that didn't contain a line like "erm.... isn't it weird that we're doing [genre convention]?" Lampshading is not funny or clever, it's just annoying.Third: the smug, above-it-all attitude of this style of writing, where every scene must contain a joke and characters are not allowed to care about anything, is tiresome and annoying. Heck, even Joss Whedon's stuff has scenes completely devoid of jokes or quips, because even he understands that jokes undermine the tone of serious moments. Every single character is either a sarcastic asshole, or a retard who's an idiot for taking things seriously (the grey guy in guardians of the galaxy). It's just annoying. It's like middle school levels of thinking snarky/cynical=funny/cool, when you're really just being an asshole for no reason.This style of writing is in stark contrast to the original, which was cheesy and funny, but the characters were taking it seriously.
>>741792889Low hanging fruit and overusage.
>>741796290Defend the game then, blow out nitpics out of the water
>>741794857Nope
>>741795584Perry much this
>>741796657None of this makes you correct
>>741796657We built and enjoyed everything. You have only remasters and remakes sloppa.You will never enjoy real videogames, only shitty imitations.
the fuck is up with the dumb chanting in the ost. with cheap stock sounds as well
>>741796657Die already boomoid
>>741795584>Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a jokeI'm not one to defend joss whedon of all things, but I think this quote has been misused even if i understand the sentiment behind it. It should not be used to justify insincere or cowardly writing, but more of a way to offer contrast and avoiding falling into the melodrama, and only if the joke is actually worth breaking the tension for (good writing, good delivery, etc) I think Robert Downey jr spoiled them on this because they thought they could pull it off all the time with just anyone.
>>741794291They're always behind. Maybe in five years they'll fall for the live service shooter meme.
>Not a single cutscene with Wolf's team out of their shipsLazy fucks.
>>741792889Because it's shit in the same way that shit smells like shit. It's lazy, low effort, bottom of the barrel comedy. I'd rather see black widow take a massive shit on Hulk's chest as she beguiles him.
>>741800641>make scat metaphor>devolve into scat fantasy halfway through postanon come on. for you, i'm gonna have to say>food analogy
>>741798137>Based Shogun turned into a cuck honorable warrior.>No COCKY LITTLE FREAKSThey ruined it.
>>741792889At one time, this style of low culture writing was innovative to generations of writers who grew up on 50s superhero comics-80s style action cartoons, where characters never stop to acknowledge how ridiculous or clichéd a situation is (lampshading). Those writers' output filled the 90s-20s with self-aware moments and quips, Joss Whedon being one of these writers who employed it occasionally to great success. Now, however, it has joined the clichés that it playfully mocked through overuse, and those original clichés are becoming novel again through disuse. Subversion is in a similar situation where it has crowded out its original targets and become trite (honestly, when is the last time you saw a genuine damsel in distress and not an ass-kicking heroine who is, at most, temporarily inconvenienced?)
>>741792889it was funny in 2008 when tony stark was doing itit's not so funny when everyone does it for almost 20 years
>>74179112164's dialogue was always mid lel
>>741804201>Forgetting how If you fumble the Independence Day reference mission he just says "aw dang">"ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT" >Most famous line is a tutorial tip line
>>741798137>Doesn't scream in painWTF they told me the script was closer to the Japanese dialogue!https://youtu.be/zTQIXye1osI?si=vlvLZXH60skYHLs2&t=123
Slippy says "we're cooked" in Solar.
>>741804573that's pretty funny though
>>741791121Fucking hell
>>741796657>Piss and moan for remakes you played 30 years ago instead of anything newWe never asked for this. In fact we've been pissing and moaning at Nintendo to not remake 64. Personally I've been asking for remakes of not so good games.
>>741791121So I'm thinking... 2000 points?
>price increased by $10>challenge mode cut>new scriptIs there a list of all the headlines coming out today? There’s been a lot of changes since the game was announced.
>>741791121star fox 64 was always full of quips you dumb faggot
>>741791121These are the same people freaking out about dropping >Sorry to jet, but I'm in a hurry
>>741792889it was a bit funny at first but got old pretty quickly when EVERY single normalgroid movie/game started doing it at every opportunity
>>741794925I was 13b for 10 years and no its not
>>741795094qrd?
>>741791121>>741792261>>741792594Why am I supposed to be mad about this?
Are there any mentions of monkeys in this game or did they take the lines out?
>>741795096Wish starship could rip the graphics off of this and it'll be the perfect starfox 64
>>741791121Did they censor Katt's music?
>>741791121Falco has been the prototype for snarky asshole since the SNES days, retard.>>741805986Of course not.
>>741804886This guys face pisses me off, why is his nose so fat?, why are his eyes shining like if his a 90s waifushit?
>>741804201Yes yes whatever you say
>>741806315nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF18oz0H8-0&t=2679s
>>741793875>Who wanted that?Have you not seen the bajillion threads over the past few years constantly complaining about wanting translated scripts closer to the Japanese original?
>>741795584A bunch of these didn't even originate in Marvel how the fuck are they Marvel Quips.
>>741807432>Doesn't timestamp>Kats new voice is worse>Is now a lesbianI wonder what consultancy group worked on this slop.
Fox sounds like Movie Sonic now
>>741791121Im amazed that this is technically the 5th remake of the first star fox game. Almost the whole series is just SF1 remakes.
>complains about millenial quips>goes back to watching your trans clown cartoonswhy are you like this?
>>741791121You're stranded on the most hostile planet in the system. But you're also not riding with Katt back on Zoness so... win?
>>741793429RE4OG was "so bad it's good" territory.
>>741792889Signals bad genre writing capabilities, insincerity
>>741808192Star Fox 64 is NOT a remake of the SNES game. If it were, they wouldn't be full of completely different levels. You're a reated who never touched or even saw both games.
Baseball, huh?
>>741791121>Implying 64 wasn't full of quips
I watched some gameplay and I really hate the glass breaking sound effect when you shoot a boss. It doesn't sound impactful like in 64.
>>741808567No it's just good. It's a game about an American secret agent killing literal thousands of bioweapons on his own with just guns. No, it's shouldn't be serious or realistic.
>>741796657Disingenuous post and you're a fag.
>>741808660SF64 is a reboot of the snes one. It goes like thisstar fox/snes/ogstar fox 64/n64/rebootstar fox 64 3d/3ds/remake of the reboot of the ogstar fox zero/wiiu/reboot of the reboot of the ogstar fox/switch 2/remake/reboot based on the 64 reboot that was based on the og
>>741809196A reboot is not a remake. Those are 2 different words with 2 different meanings.
>>741808962It had some very awkward dialog, probably because the game was written in English by Japanese people. >insects' lives don't compare with human lives!
>>741796941The Kursed ending is fake and gayin the JP version she renames herself Krazoa and not Kursed, and the last part about encountering Fox one last time and him not recognizing her was made up by the localizers
>>741792594Okay, that one's good.
>>741793230Except it's Star Fox. They're hot shot pilots who don't take their situations seriously. It is completely in-universe, especially for Falco, to talk like that.
>>741791121That's a big temple
>>741791121I don't get it, you guys loved Iron Man 1 when it came out in 2008, and it was quips galore.
>>741791682>closer to the original japanese>all of the lines are modern localizedAre there actually retards who fell for that blatant lie told to them?
>>741809426But were her reasons for leaving still "le relationship melodrama"?That was the worst part of the whole charade, not even the (hilariously bad) name the localizers went with.
>>741791121what's the opposite of Marvel quips?
>>741809770Good writing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRNipusw_5gFull cutscenes
>>741809667quip fatigue
>>741805986snoys desperate to try to point out any kind of flaw at all
>>741809770very blunt statements with undisguised hostile intent and some slurs thrown into the mix.I wanted Fox to say to Pigma (after Pigma said that his father squealed real good) that he's going to roast him alive and serve his corpse as bacon for dinner.
>>741793287>>741793368>>741794130>>741793875>>741794786>>741795201>>741796290>>741809667Holy fucking cope lol
>>741791121If Kid Icarus Uprising released now, its banter would get shat on for sure
>>741810237It had actual snarky and believable quips you fucking braindead faggot, kill yourself
>>741809623Sixty For You
>>741810237that had /ss/ aura though
>>741809762I can't confirm 100% but I guess it was roughly the same yeahfinished the game so long agoAssault Krystal was the best
>>741796401beat me to it
>>741810237Nah KIU is actually written good and knows when to shut up or be serious
>>741810479Kys
Can you switch to Japanese voices and are they better than the English slop?
>>741792594This one is actually good. I refuse to hear anyone claim otherwise.
>>741811398I don't know what would be your impression as a non-native speaker, but the Japanese old fans I've seen on twitter don't like the new dub either. In their case, they're blaming the dialogue being bad on attempting to line up with the American script/VA (although this doesn't actually seem to be true).
>>741798137Does he take you out... FROM THE SHIP?
>>741791121>That tracksI'm tired boss...
>>741795096Never
>>741791121>Original Star Fox was made by Japan and had UK devs on a short leash>Nu-Fox was made by Americans with Japan watching from a park benchYou always need to have a tard wrangler
>>741804886Oh gawd I had almost forgotten all about this douche
>>741811425Marveloid
>>741792889They're gay and I don't wanna be reminded they exist.
>>741809828Jesus christ, it's like an old saturday morning cartoon
>>741812679That is an insult to the old cartoons that existed to sell toys.
>>741809426>>741809762Or just create another cerinian survivor called Krazoa or Kursed who joins Star Wolf team
>>741792889Because everyone and their mother tries to copy Dan Harmon/Joss Whedon's writing style now and it has become this stale, smarmy, insincere way of delivering levity.
>>741791682>>741792261>game not only looks ugly but sounds ugly
>>741813961Kuhuhu.. how embarrassing..
>>741791121>>741792261when will the translator genocide happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBdTKB-ptvEToo lazy to redesign anyone for Venom
>>741814663>flanderized the only cool looking star wolf redesign into dicksucking uncle andross in all his mahvel quipsfor shame
>>741792889Reminder that the same people who are against marvel quips are the ones that forced DC to stick with grimdark edglord Snyder for 19 years.
>>741811302>KIU is actually written good and knows when to shut up or be seriousabsolutely not
>>741792889>(You)
>>741814741Sounds like its faithful to his character
>>741809742Well, you click on a thread claiming it was $70, so you tell me.
>already existing script is perfect>some no name Americans who want to become famous decide that they're better and redo itHow egotistical can they get?
>>741814741Actual larper if you think this isn't in character for Andrew.
>>741792889I'm sick of every character post 2016 sounding like a snarky flippant cunt, as though it's a commendable trait instead of a reduction of genuine potential into a hollow facade.Same for faux-PTSD characters as well.
>>741815191Okay Indian
>>741814741He's been an Andross dickslobber since his incarnation. Where have you been?
>>741814741Holy fucking LARPer It's so easy to tell who has and hasn't played the games
>>741815895Are you ready for the LotR remake where they're investing Balin's Tomb and Legolas goes "Ugh. Creepy much? One star on Yelp!"
>>741815895The snarky quippy protagonist The arrogant hotshot who has no character development but is clearly the developer's favorite The therapyspeak character who is only there to give the characters a therapy session after the mandatory anxiety attack sceneIt's all so tiresome
>Picrel is unironically and ironically the best part of the gameShe's grown on me, starfox bros. How do I break the spell?
>>741794786>>741794975it's not fun retard, grow up
>>741792889marvel quips are the potato chips of jokes.>>741793287>funnydo you watch family guy?
>>741816049I swear you retards are actual indians trying to dilute the insult by calling everyone indian even when it makes no sense
>>741792889Besides the obvious overuse in recent years, another big reason is that they come off as very cynical. They make the character come across as egocentric, like they're morally superior and too good for everything happening around them
>>741793230Homie... its a fucking fox, bird, rabbit and frog in space shooting shit. It wasnt taking it self seriously of the rip.
Can I FUCKING play it yet
>>741816819Yes yes rajeesh
>>741793230Bro, it's men in tights flying around and shotting wholesome chungus lasers from their eyes, it was never serious to begin with.
>>741792889The "jokes" are misplaced and not even funny in the first place. It's basically low effort le quirky comedy, fit for the lowest IQ individuals on earth. You have to be a lireral subhuman to enjoy it.
>>741816862Last week you fucks said the changed dialogue was good because the original was too goofy and the remake needed to be seriousAnd now suddenly you losers backtrack and go "well why would it be serious?"Grow a spine fags
>>741816862NTA but the reason Sonic Adventure 1-2 stuck with me for all these years is because it takes itself seriously despite it being an absolutely bonkers concept. Sincerity is endearing. "It's a fox and a bird, retard" is not
>>741817046>/v/ is one single individual
>>741817046I don't have it but I want to post that picture of the goombas that explain that you're retarded because you think the people with opposite opinions are the same people and not two different groups.
>>741791121Did they can “only I have the brains to rule Lylat!”? My purchase hinges on it.
>>741817168Yeah, but it takes a while for him to say it. And they tacked on system to it so it's a little clunkier.
>>741799119>and only if the joke is actually worth breaking the tension for (good writing, good delivery, etcThis actually happened in the Avatar movie, 2 I think. The antagonist is always serious and refuses to negotiate, so when he gets saved from falling by the MC, the quip actually feels earned.
>>741817150>>741817164Cope harder faggs
>>741817168Yes but it isn't his opening lineAlso you were gonna buy it anyway if that line was what makes it for you
>>741793393What is this hunchback of notre dame bullshit? Who the fuck approved giving Star fox scoliosis?
>>741817636Real animals aren't upright walking creatures, you see.
>>741792889Trump fans hate fun I guess.
>>741816562Fuck a real gas station hooker and get the clap.
>>741815824Depends on who is localizing the script, I guess. But it's so weird how lolcowlization steers hard into either direction. Either the script is good and faithful to the source script while being understandable enough for EOPs, most recent example I can think of being Tribe Nine (gachaslop but it died, RIP). Or, the localizer decides the original script sucks ass and it needs an overhaul, as the typical EOP won't notice it unless it's too on-the-nose.Speaking of all of this, any videos of the Jap version? I want to see if both versions are the same or if this is just the EN version. It's probably for both versions though, I know that Nintendo has recently been washing the fuck out of their script in both the home version ahead of time so the overseas version isn't too blatantly different.
>>741809667it's okay when RDJ does it because he has rizz
>>741809770british humor
>>741809667It was novel then. 20 years and countless movies, TV shows and games later, not so much.
Did they retcon James's death
>>741807803>>Is now a lesbianbitch what?
>>741791121I have not seen a single person I know or on /v/ say they were looking forward to this game. It's still bizarre they decided to remake 64 again.
>>741820276I've seen people on here excited for the game. I'm one of them.
>>741820436I can't see you.
>>741820276i'm hyped for it, i bought a switch 2 for it. maybe you're not very good at gauging sentiment?anyway, I am a crypto multi millionaire and I bought 1 hundred copies
>>741820021Yes
Why re-localize a script that's already been localized?Just to give friends paychecks?
>>741820595You are mozart, aren't you?
>>741793230>If the characters going through the experience don't take their situation seriously why should the viewer?Never hung around paramedics? They're constantly making light of serious situations. It's the only way to stay sane when you're seeing horrific shit on a regular basis.
Got the game about 9 hours agoPlayed for roughly 8The voicework is.. middlingLike it's not terrible but it definitely lacks soul in placesThe cutscenes are fineThe gameplay is good but then it's basically identical to the N64 gameplay and that was also good so what do you expectThe battle mode is okay but I haven't had a chance to play it with anyone because the matchmaking either doesn't work or has no players yetThe challenges are.. okay?There are some subtle changes, like restarting a level doesn't brick your lasersOr the fact that the only route to Titania is letting Slippy get handed, you can't change routes like you could on N64
>>741817098>Sonic Adventures 1 & 2 took themselves seriouslyI hope to God you're just shitposting
>>741821253What do you think people mean when they say a story takes itself seriously?
>>741821253E-102's story is dead fucking serious though?
>>741821181I think there's supposed to be a patch for the multiplayer that comes out tomorrow.
>>741817636He... He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you #RepresentationMatters #Starfox
>>741821253Are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>741792783Or better yet, on PC
>>741821543Where did you hear this
>>741821253He's right. The story is goofy and nonsensical, but the writers didn't write shit like shadow ironically. That was pure 2000s edgekino, all intentional.
do we hate this just because we hate everything or is it actually a downgrade?
>>741821878I don't hate things I haven't personally experienced. I do get confused by things though, and I'm confused why they remade 64 again.
>>741821878Visually it's betterAudibly it's differentGameplay-wise it's basically identical
>>741791121>>741792261Nintendo is over huh...?
>>741822032lmao snoy nigger
>lmao snoy nigger
>>741820276If I get a switch 2 this will one of the first games I get for it.
>>741822141you faggots always use nintendo fan footage for some reason. I don't know this guy, never had to deal with him, so why should I care?
>>741821729https://www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Support/Purchases-Subscriptions/Games/How-to-Update-Star-Fox-3127527.html
>>741815702>>741815860>>741816053>>741816270he should be talking about eating olives out of martinis you hosers, something to expand his personality beyond "MUH UNCLE IS DA BES" in every line>larperthe fuck? call me a fakefag or something. larping is what people in full metal armor do.
>>741804915>price increased by $10Wait what?
>>741804915>>price increased by $10>>challenge mode cutbitch what?? I haven't seen any of this be true
So does Fox just hate his dad in this remake or what?
>>741822458Are you illeraterate? Foxs dad dies
>>741822063>nintendo pulling jew shit even before jewstar>going full on woke millennial writing>nigger has the audacity to call me snoyI'm a PCGod and I emulate your overpriced slop
>>741822757
>>741792889It shows the writers are anxious or self-consciousLike they can't allow sincere dialogue to stand on it's own, because they think everyone views the medium or genre as frivolous. In their mind, they've got to show that they aren't really trying, because only lame people try hard when writing for such a medium/genre.
>>741822757I get you're trying to do some kinda console war bullshit but you're doing it wrong. There is a pc port recompilation of the N64 game. Play that instead. You're still showing PC's superiority and disregarding the bad remake. Retard.
>>741822458Bratty fox! ! Needs rape correction...
>>741822458Not exactly, he is pissed off that he died on him.
>>741822757>>nintendo pulling jew shit even before jewstarYeah but unlike rockstar, at least it was JUST 80 DOLLARS and had EVERYTHING AT LAUNCH and ON THE CARTRIDGE. Rockstar is DYSFUNCTIONAL in comparison>>going full on woke millennial writingI played Prime 4 and while some of the dialogue was cringe none of it felt "woke". >>nigger has the audacity to call me snoylmao I do
>>741793816That's not just Andross, but also the Aquas boss and to a lesser extent Goras and the Venom golem, the golem doesn't even have the realistic gore excuse for adding the mechanical parts.
>>741792594lol, ok I will buy your game
>>741806226It already half does it, too bad there's no way to rip Switch 2 assets yet.
>>741796657>Piss and moan when your remake has slightly different dialogue or new voice actorsWe wouldn't be pissing and moaning if the performances were good. But unfortunately, most of the deliveries are dog shit. And the real kicker is that the voices aren't from some temp interns; they actually hired several VAs from the industry. So why was the delivery so awful for most of the dialogue? I wouldn't be surprised if they were told to do three readings for every line and leave it at that. It reeks of mediocrity and no direction.
>>741792419>sony does marvel quips = BAD>nintendo does marvel quips = GOODNincels are so predictable.
>>741823076>at leastcoping manchild
>>741809196Groundhog Day-ass franchise, does anyone have the Star Fox ouroboros pic?
>>741823235Brittany Cox? More like she SUCK MY COX
>>741792889It makes everything sound the same.
>>741791121so that just happened
>>741792889They're fine when delivered by the hero after they've earned it through some kind of badass action or right before they pull off something badass, not when every character is dropping them constantly.People remember all the one-liners from actor stars but forget that those were delivered at exactly the right time with the proper payoff to make them iconic and memorable.
>>741792889>having to ask whyretard
>>741792594Lol I understood that reference
>>741794786You tendies have been shitting on Sony for having dialogue like this in their games for years, can't handle the taste of your own medicine?
why do parodies tend to have better VA's?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lphFvQSrogghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1fwGAtnSbAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVCe5JKSWohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJQbW0Myx8
>>741792889>>741823512lots of people were already getting tired of them in Marvel movies
>studio velan
>>741823718No no you don't understand. It's okay when Nintendo does it because.... IT JUST IS, OKAY?
>>741810237Kid Icarus uprising was in that time when voice acting was still good, if it released now we'd be getting dogshit on par with modern treehouse's recent offerings.
>>741792889>answerLet's not, and say i did anywayZING!
>>741792889They're as funny as any of these
>>741823718when sony does it, it's TURBO cringe. "It's her decision to make" and all that shit.
>>741804886CALLGIRL!!!
>>741824242>It's ok when Nintendo does itGood talk
It plays well, I can't tell if I'm getting old but enemies really blend into the stages a lot more than on N64 though. I just finished the hard path first and got all medals on said path but I felt almost blind on AquasVoice work is hit and miss. It's not absolutely terrible, but the cheesy lines were a part of the charm.
>>741824346Unironically yes, they earned their flowers
>>741822238>>741822335See >>741791121
>>741793393holy shit this guy's so bad
>>741791121>That'll be $70YOU FUCKING BITCH LIAR
>>741791121>fucked up credits sequence, explosion of bosses and sound effects, apart from the obvious downgrade in voices and dialoguesare modern devs allergic to soul or what?
>>741824472even at 50 dollars this POS is a ripoff. I was just shocked at even the possibility that they'd demand more.
>>741792889Why do people even call them Marvel quips. They are barely in Marvel movies aside from the first two Avengers.
>>741792594this is like a sonic game's dialogue
Why is capeshit quipslop injected into everything nowadays? Nobody even likes it, it's fucking garbage and ruins everything.
>>741823235>they actually hired several VAs from the industryAnd I've never heard of any of these people. Have any of them done any noteworthy voice work?
>>741822458in the lore, James left Fox and enormous debt on the Great Fox
>>741791121>>741792261>>741792594>pure and utter wokealizer tranfictionPhew! Saved 70 dollaridoos on this :)
>>741808660Star Fox 64 is a ground up remake, it's retelling of the same story and loosely follows the same structure but much of the game is completely redone from scratch.
>>741824837Redditendies love it
>>741791121>>741792261>>741792889>>741793230This is a game with talking forest animals flying around in space and shooting each other with lasers. I really don't think there's a problem with it not being "serious." This isn't Zelda or Metroid.
>>741825767Good thing nobody asked you for your worthless opinion, then.
>>741825216Fox has his space pirate bf, Wolf, that could pay off the debt with space pirate money. Why doesn't Fox ask him to help pay it off in exchange for being Wolf's sex slave(RP), is he stupid?
>>741825469>follows the same structureThe SNES game has 3 paths. Easy, Normal, and Hard. You pick one at the start, and you're locked into it. In 64, the path you go down is determined by what is done in the levels. So you can go from one path to the next. Those are 2 different structures.Also, you know only 1 boss from Star Fox 1 was carried over to 64, right? A remake would have all the bosses. Because that's what a remake is. It's the same game again. Not a second game with the same story. You need to be a liar or actually have a <50 IQ to think this.
>>741825767this is a retarded non-argument, jump off a tall building
>>741824837Because nips keep hiring westoids who grew up with marvelslop to translate their games.
starfox has always been quippy as fuck, is this really new?
>>741796657The people running and financing these remakes are boomers and Xers who think the creatives who made these IPs were just disposable pawns.
>>741826181It's not. The source material is juvenile and non-serious, so the story and dialogue are as well. It's a light space opera for 9 year old boys. The reason why Marvel movies get shit is because they're targeted very clearly at adults and want to be taken seriously but have this dialogue. Getting mad at it in Star Fox is like getting mad at it in one of those versions of Batman designed for preschoolers.
>>741823235>MickNow that’s a power move
>>741826451>>741825767If the game is non-serious, then why have dialogue at all? Talking of any kind belongs in movieshit, not video games. You don't support snoyshit, do you?
>>741798137My favorite boss, a literal Gundam, ruined
how do we feel about the VAs?
>>741825767>Game announces new never-before-seen cutscenes and dialogue>"Look, guys! We're about to get expansive lore stuff we've been asking for for decades!">Game comes out and it has quippy, unfunny dialogue throughout the whole thing.>"Well it was never meant to be serious anyway"Neck yourself unironically
>>741826694i thought they were all one guy
>>741822141Mother of god...
>>741826387That's not a quip. I really wish ESL retards would stop posting.
>>741810237That game was often criticized for characters never shutting up.
The sound effects aren't hated enough. Even Zero did sound effects better.
>>741826806>expansive loreI bet you're the kind of person who thinks children's cartoons that go beyond the bare minimum with worldbuilding (Gravity Falls/My Little Pony/Adventure Time) have deep lore
>>741826694>Erik Braap
>>741826694time to look up their VA history
>>741821253Get fickled
>cheesy quips when i was a kid: good>cheesy quips now that I'm an adult: bad
>>741791121it's okay when nintendo does itfuck you i liked it
>>741827863But it's different! You don't get it!
>>741827863>>741827923>x was always bad>If x released today you would hate it>Why are you okay with y but not x>Why do you care so muchI hate when people say this.
>>741821181>There are some subtle changes, like restarting a level doesn't brick your lasers>Or the fact that the only route to Titania is letting Slippy get handed, you can't change routes like you could on N64That's really dumb
>>741824820Nah if Ian wrote this he'd put something in like >WE'RE HEADING FOR VENOM! STAR FOX, ASSAULT!
>>741826387Mind explaining how that's a quip?
>>741826694They all sound like they don't give a shit Besides Peppy, Pigma, and some Fox lines
>>741821878Its not really a downgrade but it doesn't do enough to call it an upgradeIts a sidegrade.
>>741821878They're charging a minimum of 50 dollars for the exact same game with no positive changes. I'd say it's a downgrade.
>>741791121Nintendo is always 10 years behind on cultural trends.Those flowers in Mario Wonder made jokes like:"He's not going to jump there, is he? Oh... he jumped..." when this exact type of structure had already been used for about three years as a pejorative example of outdated humor that superhero movies had relied on until they wore out consumers' patience.
>>741809667Iron man 1 showed tony fuck prostitutes, it had kinda of a fang that no capeshit movie (except for DC, which goes from edgelord city to generic schlop due to BPD), due to it not being fully controled by disney at that point.
>>741791121that looks like w3 reforged with a mobile game ui
>>741792261>"You know what that means?">Yeah, trouble.>"Focus M"
>>741792594I'll allow this one
>>741828253>The only reason why you would ever go to Titania would be to help slippy since there is nothing there otherwiseYeah, it is a good change. But I would have preferred if they came up with something else if you wanted to go there anyway, but then again, you would have to redesign the whole mission since Slippy is now with you.
>>741791682>>also it's closer to the original japanese, isn't that what you wanted?This isn't accurate to begin with because the Japanese dialogue has also been changed. Comparing the demo's Meteo stage from the original to this remake there's like 5 lines that are the same, a dozen lines that have been modified, and the majority of the dialogue is either completely different or newly added.
>>741823724Because if you're not getting paid to do something, it means you WANT to do it.
>>741821253I, yes? People mocked Sonic adventure 1 and 2 for taking themselves to seriously in the early 2000's, for fuck sake in the first game an entire tribe dies by practically doing animal abusse, and in the second a little girl is gunned down by the glowies.
>if you go to Macbeth, Slippy reveals that he's been secretly working on the Landmaster and nobody else clearly knew about it >If you go to Titania, Fox still gets in the Landmaster despite not supposed to even know it exists or what it's for How did they mess that up? The planets are literally right next to each other
>>741809536There's a difference between a character making light of a situation and a writer making light of storytelling. People can intrinsically understand this but you won't.
>>741793649I was thinking they'd have it break open after destroying the eyes but clearly that was expecting too much, it just goes from red to being clear.
The new cutscenes are interesting and some of them are goodBut beyond that I really see no point in playing another 64 remake
>>741823724LolThe writing in these videos is really good.
I don't like how much of a dick Fox seems in the remake.I get that they're mercenaries, but in the original it seemed like they were off on a distant mission and just showed up as the war was getting bad, and arrived in the nick of time. And then at the end after the ceremony they present the bill and it's funny. Like a "Yeah we did this for the good of the universe but uh...we still need to get paid"Here though they're just sitting around playing VR video games and going like "uhhhh I don't care if the Lylat System is under attack. I'm not lifting a finger unless we get paid General fuckboy" I don't like it.
>>741829871Fox even reassures the General several times in 64, saying shit like 'it'll be a piece of cake' 'dont worry' and 'we can handle it', I don't know why they thought to make Star Fox hate working for him in the remake.
FUCKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>741830029You'd think maybe it's cause Fox holds some resentment against Pepper for what happened to JamesExcept that shit NEVER comes up in the game so no
>>741822757>PCGodIE, a dumb turdie.
>they don't run across the plains in the new ending>it just cuts from them leaving the ceremony to flying in arwings>NO GREAT FOX RISING UP IN THE HORIZON ANYMORE HOLY FUCKING SOULLESSTHATS LIKE THE BEST PART OF THE GAME
>>741822141Tendies are a joke
>>741830561Actually kinda makes me not want to buy the game desu.
>>741823724AgainProjects like this tend to get drama and theater students and people interested in a project. Not """professionals"""
Only joyless homosexuals don't enjoy quips.
How long until zoomers who never played the original find out the game takes like an hour to beat, two if you suck ass, and under 3 to see every level?
>>741793230In this context, not really. Falco is an overly confident asshole.
>>741828253>>Or the fact that the only route to Titania is letting Slippy get handed, you can't change routes like you could on N64They REALLY killed All Medals Easy as a category?
>>741830561...I thought you were joking but what the fuck brohttps://youtu.be/-hAnPuTheH8?t=920I'm actually kinda disgusted. The original had one of the best endings to any Vidya ever
>>741791121>sure, that tracksdialog in this game is redditcore.
>>741830561unfortunate
>>741791121>Star Fox is full of Marvel Quipsso like the original you retard?
>>741830510?
>>741830984>dialog in this game is redditcore.
>>741792594Andross will never recover from this.
>>741830561LMAOHERE'S YOUR NEW ENDING SOUL KEKsorry but it's too hard for the Switch 2 to copy the original....
>>741830885And they did this fine in the original.Falco is a punk with authority issues, that doesn't work well as a team member. He chafes against Slippy's lack of skill and easygoing nature especially. He goes on ahead without confirming with others, he picks fights he can't win without backup, he neglects basic maintenance because he thinks he's too good for it. He actually does mellow out slightly in the original game, too, with him going from JUST being annoyed at Slippy, to shades of genuine concern on Titania, and respect on Aquas and Macbeth. However, none of the ways he's portrayed in the original make him look like a dipshit or that he isn't taking things seriously. In fact, he's usually pissed that Slippy ISN'T taking things seriously.Wheras he's just unreliable in the remake.
>>741831179HE'S SO FUCKING UGLY WHY DID THEY DO THISI HATE MODERN VIDYA
>>741831179>Come on guys, if we hurry we can make the happy hour special at a nice restaraunt here, it's buy one get one on appetizers
>>741831179bruh why do they run like that>>741831350LOL
>>741792594*Groans*
>>741831179This is how Fox will run in the next Smash game btw
>>741831179>Doesn't have Slippy slowly falling behind the entire time>Doesn't have Falco keeping pace with Fox, then starting to fall behind, then defiantly pushing himself back to keeping pace, then falling behind even faster, until he's about to fall behind Peppy, then he locks in and refuses to let an old man beat him>Doesn't have Peppy's higher verticality to his stride over the others, 'cuz my man's a rabbit and rabbits hopThe Sovl is gone from this
>>741792594Leon in my Star Fox game?! It's more likely than you think.
>>741831536>>Doesn't have Falco keeping pace with Fox, then starting to fall behind, then defiantly pushing himself back to keeping pace, then falling behind even faster, until he's about to fall behind Peppy, then he locks in and refuses to let an old man beat himDamn I never noticed this one, this game had so much fucking soul
>>741792889Lazy writing, and writing only one particular generation will find funny, and everyone would find cringe.
>>741832258>only one particular generationNot evenLook, it was funny for like three, maybe four years when it was subversive and unusual to see a character talking like a dork, but then it became mainstream and thus our duty became to hate it.
>>741831179GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>741831497Sakurai (or whoever publishes it Nintendo actually goes without him) is just going to ignore this game and reuse the existing models.
jeet dev, jeet game.
>>741825216ThisThe entire reason Fox even signs up to help against Andross is to pay the Great Fox off for good, and then get it refurbished because it's a bit old now. Given the state of things at the start of Adventures, it's safe to say there wasn't actually much left over after that. Whether the payout was that low, the Great Fox was that expensive, or interest ballooned because Fox couldn't realistically keep up with payments, is anyone's guess.
>>741831179they look so sad and dumpy..........doing a light jog.................holy shit.........zero soul.............>>741831017slippy should have been a girl...........sexo...........perfect chance to do it ...............and they blow it again...........
>>741832942Pretty much. I could see him making Wolf have to look like he does here, but Fox (and Falco), Captain Falcon, and Marth specifically are pretty much immune to any serious redesign. Their core designs and movesets are kinda Smash's thing.
>>741792594Nah, that's legitimately funny
>>741833168>Hey Fox, did you know some amphibians can change their sex?
>>741830041>Do you copy? Emergency maneuvers!
>>741831179>>741831350The only good thing to come out of this shitfest.
>>741832942Sakurai could.If he leaves, whoever has the misfortune of taking his place is going to have their balls clamped by Nintendo.Sakurai has a degree of independence, recklessness, and "fuck it I'm doing what I want, try and stop me after I do it" that's almost unheard of at Nintendo, and honestly Japanese game development at large. I have no idea what happened in the dark dungeons of Square Enix, but Sakurai managed to convince the motherfucking dragon quest composer to let him use that music. The man has moxie. People attribute too much to the heads of Japanese development a lot of the time, but Sakurai is actually an extreme outlier in a lot of ways, and Smash genuinely wouldn't have happened if almost anyone else was responsible for it. Anybody else that takes his place is not going to have that. They WILL acquiesce to Nintendo's whims and mandates of the month. They WILL quietly smile and nod when Nintendo tells them to cut characters like Captain Falcon, Ness, and other dead end IP mascots, and focus more on upcoming games. They WILL redesign Donkey Kong, Samus, and whoever else to look like their most recent/upcoming game, like Nintendo says. They WILL use the voice actors Nintendo HQ "suggests" they use, to maintain creative continuity with modern works and films. They WILL lose the license to a bunch of third party characters, and try to frame that as a deliberate decision, when the simple truth is they couldn't get Squenix on board the way Sakurai did.And much worse.
>>741815776This. It's gonna be $80 for sure
>>741828376They thought he was either gay or unable to find a mate altogether. Imagine if you told your parents "I have a girlfriend" and they replied "What? Like... a REAL girl?"
>>741792889It's like saying "Wow, tough crowd." before giving your presentation.It's guaranteed to get a low effort chuckle out of relatability, but if you paid to be there you just want a high quality event worth your time. Low-hanging quips like that only detract from the experience.
>>741831536The only part of this post that's true is slippy falling behind unless it's an SF643DS changet.just watched the end credits of sf64n64
>>741834278>Imagine if you told your parents "I have a girlfriend" and they replied "What? Like... a REAL girl?"Try again, dipshit. Maybe with an example that isn't completely unrelated to the original because you outright specified the gender like an ESL moron?
>>741834278May parents would say that
>>741826694>>741823235>Fox now has the same english VA as Polyester from nu-PSGI guess that's cool
>>741795096I always thought this was a fine way to play SF64, far inferior music aside.
>>741831179>MK World>Prime 4>and now this shitAnd people will still argue that Nintendo hasn't completely lost the plot.
>>741826643No>It's time to try our new weaponits like they dont even know what theyre supposed to be referencing
quips worked with Iron Man, Spider-man Deadpool, and Gotg but nothing else
>>741832942It's worth noting that Smash 4 still went with the Command design even though SF643D was the most recent game at the time.
>>741795096no
>>741831179Asmongold is gonna fucking EXPOSE and DISPOSE this game so hard tomorrow, i hope it sends a massive shockwave all the way to Nintendo Japan and makes them STOP FUCKING AROUND SO MUCH
>>741791121Baseball, huh?
>>741834824I really doubt it
>>741822141What in Jesus' name is this? Is that Charles Martinet?
>>741820276Heh. You underestimated just how dedicated we are.
>>741792594you know like one or two lines would be fine if the jokes were like this, sadly the industry is filled with fags who write like fags
>>741834824The fact that someone could post such e-celeb cock-suckery here completely without irony just proves that this site has become so dead that parasites such as you actually thrive here unchallenged
>>741827863You know a game is good when the only way to defend it is to shit all over past games in the series. See Pokemon Sword and Shield.
>>741835248That post was ironic and sarcastic. He's mad as fuck people are actually criticizing the game and bringing up Asmongold out of NOWHERE to try and diminish the valid criticism.
>>741791121>zoomers having a melty over dialoguelol
>>741793403Yeah and it was always weird in the original. The line read was bad and they shouldn't have used the take they did.
>>741835860This
>>741833918Sakurai is too good for this industry
>>741793301>>741794626Holy fucking soulless, the final boss now takes place in a little hangar lab thing instead of the massive abyss inside of Venom? It honestly felt real freaky to fight Andross in there. Now it's just whateverBut I guess they also had to justify the floating brain by making it a more out-and-out cyborg shell, so I guess soulless garbage is just on the menu in general
>>741807702People are retarded, 64 had them already anyway
>>741831179God, Fox looks so freakish. Like his torso is T-shaped and it's like an actual fox is burrowing out from inside it like a worm or a moray eel. Falco would look okay if it weren't for it looking like he was slow running just so the others could keep up. Slippy and Peppy are fine, but I guess it says a lot that the fat doofuses look the most natural running like this.
>>741829871>>741830029With the rumors that there is currently an Adventures-like game in development maybe they’re trying to take his jerky personality in adventures in consideration in this remake.
>>741835602Ok retard but Asmongold doesn't even play Nintendo games
>>741829871So remake Fox is just Pigma was a functioning moral compass?
>>741831179>People will watch this and desperately claim they didn’t bungle the character designs.
>>741837153Yes that's what I said.
>>741837007This. Stop criticizing them. Now.
>>741791121tbf star fox 64 had some cheesy fuckin lines."Who ARE you guys?!""We're Star Fox!""You'll never defeat ANDROOOOOOSS!""Hey Einstein! I'm on YOUR side!"
>>741792889Its soilennials version of the 'how you do fellow kids?' meme
>>741838435This. They're exactly the same.
>>741838435thats the point, they had emotionbut a zoomer like you who didnt grow up with it wouldnt understandor you're jew/indian
>>741838435it all lied in the delivery, zoomie-kun
>>741815191no, hes right. for example, when Pit was about to die and you played as Dark Pit going to that fountain to heal him, there really wasnt any banter or funny moments. the game did in fact know when to have characters banter, and when to have them lock the fuck in. i do agree that the game would be trashed on these days for so called "marvel humor" though. old thing good, new thing bad is always the mentality here these days.
>make remake>change stuff but at the same time make the exact same gameexplain this phenomenon
>>741838646im 31, not a zoomer. i also have experience with the original game and the 3ds version. also not a jew or indian. im Ojibwe, which is either better or worse depending on who you ask.
>>741839548Need infinite growth forever, risk bad, but also need to justify game purchase to people who have the originals still
>>741839548>>741839730Oh, also you fired all the writers and non-senior programmers at the end of every project so nobody is gaining any experience, so nobody can make anything new, only the senior people and they all already made their things.
>>741816658>snoy hates funOf course you would
>>741839730>>741839786layoffs will happen we must raise the GDP goyim
>>741792594That's funny though. You'd have to be soulless to think otherwise.
>>741831094You're a retard.
>>741839563>OjibweLol conquered buck broken people
>>741794495How is that possibly a quip or Marvel Humour? Are you retarded?>>741795094>>741805519The flowers really suited Wonder and were often pretty funny. I enjoyed them a lot more than I was expecting.
The delivery is really bad.>shoot at Andrew>Wolf says "Cover, Andrew" like he's telling him to take cover>he's actually saying "Cover Andrew" to the rest of his team because Andrew and Andross are related
>>741840064Wonder how much reactive dialogue they bothered writing for Star Wolf. The flybys in Zero were a neat touch.
>>741832871kek
Andross's original laugh > 2026 Switch 2 remake > 2011 3DS remake
>>741827076Copo and seetho fucking negroe
>>741833168
Okay but how's the challenge mode? That and the multiplayer being good are the only thing that could get me to buy another Star Fox 64 remake.
>>741840064Cover, A. His uncle's where the money comes from and you know what that means.
>>741791121Yoh, just beat it yesterday. Its going for a saturday morning cartoon vibe, not marvel.Also its 50 digitalAlso its 30 bucks on the jap store
>>741839959Wow you're straight up a Nintendo shill huh? That's crazy
>>741840064Where does Andross get money anyway?
>>741846096>Invade planets>take shitThat's how.
>>741791121The 00's anime EN dub tier voice acting takes the cake.
>>741791121StarFox = N64 + AI
>>741792889
>>741791121>had game for 12+ hours now>checked battle mode every hour>matchmaking timeout into bot lobby every time>not had a single player yetThis is FUCKING depressing holy shit, I can't find one person
>>741843238>Andross' face appears in the clouds during the bad ending>"Ha-ha-haa."reallly boggles the mind how they fucked that up in the 3DS version and QA thought it was OK
>>741846647Also the laugh doesn't sync with the animation
>>741846462Matchmaking definitely seems fucked up, only played a few matches but it was 4 players vs bots every time instead of making 2 teams and filling in with bots.
>>741792889not funny, constant irreverent humor destroys any tone, zero stakes or sense of danger
>>741794291nintendo is always behind everything, double edged sword
>>741792889Look at >>741792261 for reference.If the falco line is delivered with earnest panic and the boss zooms onto the screen overtaking the player it sets a tone of frenetic action about to take place as you almost had a brush with death. It's an exclamation. This is a dangerous foe.In the remake scenario falco's line is followed up by a snarky marvel response. This does several shitty things at once. Instead of an exclamation the communication becomes a conversation. It slows the pacing of the moment merely by existing. This is enough of a mistake but marvel slop goes a step further into ruining things. By making fox's comment dismissive and sarcastic it conveys he is not taking the threat seriously, so why should the player?
Marvel destroyed an entire generation
>>741796941>Kursed>He doesn't recognize her"I'M GONNA KILL, STAR WOLF"I miss 2000s edge
>>741845976None of this is MCU humor.
Back in my day they called them one-liners and they were purposely cheesy fake badass slop that was in every action movie. They are also the exact same lines from the original game because it's a port. The trend continues of purists screeching about remakes including things that were in the original game. OoT Remake will be hell for online discourse
Anyone else think Rob's new voice sounds really gay and effeminate?
>>741847512>one-liners and they were purposely cheesy fake badass slopShut the fuck up you irony poisoned zoomer
>>741804681>replay game after some time>forced to listen to all the dated memes that the translators thought would be cleverguess we'll see in a year
>>741809770Context aware writing. It should be the bare minimum that characters react appropriately based on the tone of the scene and the events unfolding. Marvel writing is ignoring the events in favor of "Jim from office stares at camera" moments flavored to the personality of the character. But marvel writers are such hacks that all the personalities converge upon the same identical smug asshole.E33 literally won game of the year by writing a game without marvel writing. The characters stayed grounded in the moment and the modern audience had its mind blown that characters could exist that weren't insufferable faggots.
It’s not even the writing, the voice acting is just worse
>>741804886>this annoying stupid faggot is now part of samus' trauma, forever.
>>741847652I just Duke Nukem and it's quippy marvel slop
>>741809828>already aging like milk
>>741810237yeah and? it was shit then and it's shit now, people are realizing just how bad it is because they got some fucking taste years later.
>>741791121This shit looks like the most boring shit imaginableLike every nintardo gameGuess it's the byproduct of making games for children that evolved into being made for retarded manchildren
>>741847784everything is worse, writing, voice acting, art direction, music. Gameplay depends on the game.and voice acting hasn't been good in like 14 years
>>741847512>Back in my day they called them one-linersMillenial writing isn't that snappy.Notice how all the "snappy one liners" in the 64 remake are longer and less snappy.
>secondaries finding out star fox was never good
>>741814741He literally screams "uncle andross!" when he dies in game. Are you retarded?
Nintendo kiked out because they were too afraid to commit to another Starfox Zerogg
>>741823235They really should have hired a director for the voice overs, the actual voices are fine, but I could see some people not liking them, especially if you are so use to the originals but the delivery is bad for most of them with some of them being alright to good, but it's strangely rare.https://youtu.be/SF18oz0H8-0?t=7867https://youtu.be/nir_XkosOD0?t=277Why do they want to push gruff bounty hunter Star Wolf when debonair rogue star wolf was always superior, he even fits his theme better.
>>741814741He was always a nepo baby
Great thread everyone, see you in the next one.
>>741792889A more correct term would be "Denis Villenueve quips" since he was the one who put "Well that just happened" unironically in one of his movies.
>>741809828>skip to Macbeth expecting the worst>it's worse than what I expectedhttps://youtu.be/qOvx2eR_yM8?t=3614they didn't even try, holy fuck
>>741795096eh........
