AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Total Eldar Death
those are some big service studs
>>741793635WAAAAAAAAGH
SPESH MUHREENS
>>741793770They grow when whoever has them is angry because of the blood pumping in them.
>>741793635AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will we ever get a real(non-primarishit) space marine game?
Brother, I am pinned here!
>>7417937704u
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tatat aoorrmmbbata tata
>>741793960>everNiggatron, we already had Space Marine 1.
>>741793635>Got removed in the remasterWhat the fuck were they thinking?
FUCK RELICFUCK CANADACan't wait for them to be showered with nukes.
>>741793770Actually an ork just shot him in the head a few times but grots fucked up the propellant. They've been beaten to death.
>>741793635He didn't say that
PEWPEWPEWPEW
>>741794778The fuck you talking about?
>>741793684>Emperor was the biggest Eldaraboo>Built his entire shitty fake webway with 0 defenses around the Eldar's which actualy had defenses and worked properly>Even used a super secret Eldar technique to finish off Horus
>>741795371I FUCKING HATE THE TAU, GET WRECKED NERDS BY MY GOD ENGINE!
>>741795837nice try, grandpa
IT IS THE
>>741793635/v/ will defend this
>>741796212BANEBLAAAAADE!
>>741796212OGRYN?!?!
>>741796212WAHP SPHIDER
>>741793960>non-primarishitPrimaris are space marines, it's a dumb development but effectively at this point if you're not a contrarian how does a space marine being a primaris vs nonprimaris make any difference at this point?>this is captain fluxus ventris of the ultramarines a true primarisvs>this is captain fluxus ventris of the ultramarines not a primarisit's fucking pointless shit that only the most autistic get hung up on when the franchise tabletop and otherwise has a million other issues that secondaries could be whinging about instead
>>741796047>Moderati, attention! We have a Tau Manta-class heavy dropship closing fast at bearing zero-four-zero, high angle. The xenos think their mobility can outmatch the Emperor's wrath!>Sensors, lock through the fog—ignore their drone decoys and find the true engine signature.>Moderati Primus, bring the Volcano Cannon to bear on its main forward chassis. >Wait for my mark; we need a clean, structural breach to tear through their shielding.>Moderati Secundus, lead the target with the dual Laser Blasters. >Fire at will to strip their defensive screens and shred those maneuvering thrusters. >Knock them out of the sky!>Secutarii, activate the point-defense carapace arrays. Flak bursts and heavy bolters, clear the skies of any incoming seeker missiles or auxiliary battlesuits.>For the Omnissiah and the Imperium—engines to maximum output, brace for impact, and OPEN FIRE!
>>741796958At this point it doesn't matter because the lore is permanently buttfucked just because James Cockslop wanted to upend Spess Mareen players who weren't buying more overpriced plastic. fa/tg/uys will be glad to tell you that WH40K peaked when the Imperium was losing the galactic war. The number of Marines were steadily decreasing because gene seed was becoming more unstable and more difficult to harvest. Having Primaris show up that are not only stronger, but also have no gene defects and better equipment from the AdMech throws the entire concept of "hope in the face of hopelessness" that had been built up since 3e out the window.Nobody cares about this anymore except for losers like me, so, whatever. Fuck you all, but whatever.
>>741796047Ain't going to do shit against 4 warhound class titans
>>741795572The remake changed the yell in the intro cinematic.
>>741798160They re-added it as soon as people complained
>>741797402Except the imperium is still losing so you can't even stay consistent in what you're mad about
>>741794956Why DoW4 is looking pretty good
>>741798616Retard, as expected of a 40k shill, zero reading comprehension
DoW4 looks shit.
>>741798617Relic ain't making Dawn of War 4, Anon.
>>741793635The cinematic is always funny to me because of the really shitty audio and how Space Marines would never be this barbarous, yelling meathead soldier. (Maybe Space Wolves would, but fuck them.)I get more fun out of the Soulstorm intro, because I always skip it when replaying, but not before the IG Commander gets out his 'DAMN-'
>>741798865Yeah you have no response I see, but you already admitted you're a retarded autist so thats expected
>>741799071>no upathetic
>>741798503Oh, it was just outrage marketing? Had the opposite effect on me since I checked out after seeing it.
ALIEN BEANS
>>741798889Not as shitty as Total War though.
It's a shame that Gays Workshop didn't embrace the Blood Ravens to give them their own lore and army book.
>>741803680I thought they got a mention and rules in one of the white dwarf edition and Angelos is right now traveling with robot gigglyman with his chapter
>>741799185>implying you didn't start with a no uyeah you really have nothing
BATTEL BRUVVAS
>>741804113They portray him as such an incompetent, arrogant dickhead in the Soulstorm campaign when you're fighting against the Blood Ravens, too.
>>741804113Is so incompetent that it made a deathwatch vet and seasoned SM scout want to switch side to chaos
It's a shame Sega didn't kill relic when they had the chance, they just "balance" patched the game.>buffed the heavy weapons team>nerfed the marauder bomberincredible couldn't make worse changes if you tryed.
I AM KHAELA MENSHA KHAINEI WALK AGAIN, A GOD AMONG MERE MORTALSBEHOLD THE FIERY DESTROYER OF WORLDSBY MY BLOODY HAND, THE ENEMY SHALL NOT LIVE PAST THIS DAY
>>741803232Total War looks good althougheverbeitly. I like how they are melding the standard total War battle mechanics with the 40k tabletop system.
>>741797402It's hilarious that the Tau now hold the position of 'utterly screwed yet remaining hopeful in their people'. As much as people jumped on the tau bad meme, they're really representative of 40k at its height.>>741797214That's a tiger shark.
>>741793635Brother! What's that, brother?! Ugh!
>>741804113Bruvvther I AM PINNED HERE!
I am the song of fury here to serve!The flames of the ancestors are yours to command.I follow the purity of flame.No more songs, we fight now.Burn away their impurities.Cleanse them in flames.Reap the inferno!I will sing the firestorms now!
>>741804536Who was more incompetent? Boreale or Acheran?
>>741795636Eldar don't know how to build webway tunnels.
>>741793635>it's ok when men do it
>>741794008AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself
>>741807161because you expect a soldier in battle to scream and can buy it into of some retarded woman in literally nowhere screaming for no fucking reason
>>741807215Stop wearing my brothers face you weirdo.
>>741793684might above grace
>>741806958>BlancheMan, i really miss old 40k artworks. today they cannot capture this feeling.
>>741794778they added it back in due to backlash
>>741807080Yes they do. They do it all the time. That is how Commoragh expands, and the Craftworlders build webway gates and tunnels as well. Each craftworld houses multiple webway gates and craftworlds were built by the eldar.
>>741807672No they don't they only build gates leeching from old connections. Also it's made from psychic material and deldar don't have psychic powers.
>>741807823You are objectively wrong. Dark Eldar codexes outright describe how Commoragh spreads trough the webway like an infection/cancer with the Dark Eldar connecting new subrealms into Commoragh, building gateways and forcing old ones open. There is no basis for the notion that the eldar cannot build new webway gates and connections. They mastered the webway millions of years before humanity even evolved.
>>741807053Boreale without a doubt>Fucked up a campaign not to similar to the one Davian Thule led.>rely entirely on quick drop pods assault against a heavily armed forces that can decimate your soldiers>the blood ravens lost so hard that it left them undermanned for decades and the chapter would have become extinct if not for the auriela sector
>>741807053Acheran broke a Chaos invasion with just the 2nd company at his disposal defending 3 planets while Boreale lost 4 full companies of Spess Mehreens
>>741807274it was also a very comedic weird scream.
Since no one has posted it yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIq1ev9K0Aw
>>741793635WE LIVE AND DIE AS BROTHERS! WITH ME!CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!
>>741804113His face is his shield
>>741807823No dude. Webways can be constructed since they use Wraithbone as a material.But yeah. New webway tunnels require that weird thing that exists simultaneously in the past, present and future called the Tuchulcha.Currently the Dark Angels have it in the deepest parts of The Rock and it is guarded by the Watchers.
>>741808880Webway gate lore is so fucked these days you could tell me anything and I'd probably take it at face value.Like fucking Dolmen Gates and Necrons travelling through the webway.
>>741793635EEKUM BOKUM
>>741796958They are still retarded as a concept.Not to mention that it's all part of a plan for GW to force people to periodically buy and replace their old models with newer ones.If GW were normal, then instead they would've enhanced the current Marine line with the option to turn certain models in a squad into unique specialists + give them actual new weapons, gear and vehicles in the form of old Great Crusade/Horus Heresy era stuff being reworked by Cawl to be more useful or rebuild for a new age.Like making the Mastodon actually useful by giving it a far powerful engine to make it keep up with the rest of the army or rediscover the ability to produce new batches of advanced Dreadnought variants bumping them from non-existent to very hard to come by due to limited numbers being produced.Essentially have Guilliman slowly transform the OG 1st Founding Chapters who took the names of the original legions (and every successor chapter and those whose origins are unknown) back to something resembling the Legiones Astartes of old.>>741809479But in all honesty? I liked it when Necrons could travel normally with having perfectly functional FTL drives in the form of inertialess drives that allowed them to move very fast from one part of the galaxy to the other with no issues.Dolmen Gates feel lame-ish.
>>741804113SPESS MAHREENS
>>741807053Acheran is legit basedThe only 2nd Company Captain acting as Captain should, overseeing battlefield and commanding troops.Titus and Cato are dumb jocks
>>741793635>Almost a year since definitive edition release>Not a single whiff of a definite edition camping Glorified remaster with number shuffling
>>741795837>The enemy is being reinforced with a titan https://youtu.be/sbO8BGr0Tgs
>>741810523I really like how in he Horus Heresy books, these war veteran Space Marines, the Lunar Wolves and others are in absolute awe of Titans, everything about them.
>>741807469>law says "no men-at-arms">circumvent the law by getting women-at-armsBrilliant - getting to it so pedantically, and autistically that arguing semantics allowed Chirch to get its army... of battle-nuns. Brilliant.
>>741807053Acheraan had the decency and brains to admit that Titus was right and he should have listened to him all along, and then he was 100% on board with working with Titus to unfuck the situation and didn't fight him.SM 2 is kind of funny because it starts off with everyone including Titus being a little bitch and a dumbass and then realizing midway through that they're being stupid little bitches. They then redeem themselves by untwisting their panties and nutting up. Except Leandros. He remains the same bitch he was in SM1 no matter how cool his skull helmet looks.
>Year of our holy emperor m42 >there is still no official felinid in any mediaWhy is GW denying us Imperiumchads with our sanctioned mutant cat girls
>>741811896waoh there, chuddythat's sexist
>>741811981But why? what's sexist about cat girls and cat boys
>>741797402I'm glad to be chaos chad and don't have to get my panties in a twist about primaris while still enjoying spess muhreens
>>741812319she doesn't look nearly flat and man enough
>>741812357Sisters of battle are prettier for the most part >fatFat implies wealthy and noblity in 40k. which i doubt most women are in 40k >man enoughKek true tho. GW has a fetish at this point for putting man faced women everywhere.
>>741811796>Except Leandros. He remains the same bitch he was in SM1 no matter how cool his skull helmet looks.He's actually just tsundere for Titus in SM2. Loudly talks shit to his face, but goes out of his way to support him behind the scenes. You learn this mainly from other characters. Even at the very end he's congratulating you, but masks it with a shallow threat because he doesn't want Titus to become prideful.
Is SM2 worth playing these days?
>>741813624Leondros is responsible for Titus being tortured for 100 years. No matter what arse kissing he does, he can fuck the fuck off. Titus has ever right to kick Leondros in his non-functional sex organs.
>play dark crusade demo 20 years ago, it came in one of those CDs with a bunch of demos and shareware games that magazines used to give for free>remember i really liked it>fast forward to last week>remember about dark crusade>pirate dawn of war>have mad fun
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>>741807949>starts off talking about the building the webway itself, not gates>uses deldar expanding commoragh as the eldar building webway tunnels>gets called out for not knowing the lore and that is not what happens>switches to webway gates and says he is totally rightAnymore goalposts you would like to move?
>>741807949Commoragh got fucked up after the Grey Knights invaded and set fire to most of the city, killing it's leaders and fucking the entire place up. Commoragh hasn't been the same since, it's running on fumes.
>>741815529I'm not moving any goalposts. Craftworlds were built by the eldar and each houses webway gates which by definition had to create new webway tunnels in order to tap into the webway. The eldar didn't just find some existing gates and tape them onto the craftworlds. The same way, commoragh's infrastrcture is entirely based on webway gateways and paths that connect the different parts of it together, and it is being expanded by the dark eldar connecting subrealms to it. Some powerful dark eldar groups and individuals have even created new subrealms of their own or done shit like move planets into the webway like how some haemonculi transported a tyranid infested world housed in it's own subrealm to "orbit" commoragh for their studies.All of this makes it pretty clear that the Eldar can and do make new webway tunnels and infrastructure in general. Where the fuck are you drawing the notion that the Eldar supposedly can't make new webway stuff?>>741816654There is no mention of such event in the latest Dark Eldar codex or any previous one either as far as I can recall. The biggest calamity in Commoragh that has occurred was the dysjunction caused by the Ynnari bs which burst open Khaine's gate that is causing deamons to invade parts of Commoragh.
>>741793635Why do you keep struggling? What's the point of prolonging your agony? All of you will be consumed eventually so why don't you just give up, accept your fate and join the hive?
>>741817923I want to live
>>741817923KILL NIDS EAT NIDS ROUNDHOUSE KICK A NID INTO THE CONCRETE
>>741817923>join the hive
>>741818168RHINOS, RHINOSTHEY'RE HIDING IN METAL BOXESTHE FOOLSTHE COWARDSWe shall take away, their metal boxes.
>>741818168>this kills the chaos lord
You know what, I want to see a hive fleet Kronos genestealer magus completely incapable of realizing he's a genestealer due to warp protection but an incredibly fervent hatred of anything chaos related.
>>741794008
>>741821247how does he see
>>741821323AAAAAAAcholocation.
>>741818168look at em go
>>741793770What the fuck do service studs do?
>>741803232The look the same, which I don't understand why they are both releasing so close together. Why didn't we ever get a DoWII: 2? I liked the squadbased pseudo-RPG, but the vanilla campaign felt a bit underbaked.
Every battle scene in media really is just two sides fire at one another and then charge into melee as planes and tanks fire in the background. It's literally never any different.
>>741823794and that's why we love this franchise, would you prefer if they used FPV drones and had aircraft launch missiles at a target that is hundreds of miles away?
>>741824173Don't put words in my mouth, FAGGOT.
>>741806303>The avatar of jobbing
>>741793635dawn of war 4 needs nids
>>741824686Khaine really must've sucked as a war god
>>741825205The eldar "gods" jobbed and got vored by slannesh they all sucked the only ones left are that bitchass clown cegaroach who hides out in the webwey doing nothing and isha who's trapped in nurgles cum jar
>>741824794Don't know how to crop to save yourself some embarrassment, huh?
>>741821247Lmao
Our enemies hide in metal bawkses
>>741822028they denote veterancy
>>741793635>play dawn of war 2>really wanna like it because of cool new units and abilities but relic’s faggy insistence on aping company of heroes stripped all the fun out of itI wouldn’t mind Relic adopting some of the improvements from COH while keeping DOW 2 similar to DOW but instead they just turned it into a lamer and gayer version of COH.>>741824794Knowing GW they’ll probably force them to add Leagues of Votann instead. Oh yeah and fuck Leagues of Votann, their entire lore sucks just like everything else that modern GW does.
