>you're a cube. talking.
>Waaaaiiit, a second, did that cube just freaking talk?
Old news.
>So......THAT just happened......
>that sword is talking to me>uhmmm I'm not the sword, I'm the ribbons, duh!
I fucking despise millennial writing so much>show thing on screen>have the character vocalize that what the player is seeing is odd>have the character vocalize how crazy and wacky said thing is again>have the character vocalize his/her incredulity even more
>>741799991Rent free
in old gow kratos would not question anything and just kill the cube
>>741799531>no pc release>gabecube is underwhelming>GTA6 slated for biggest console launch everliterally no one cares about pc gaming anymore
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>>741799531>DID I JUST KILL MY IP>WITH MY FREAKIN' CUBE?!
>>741800278just occurred to me how millennial this phrase is.>you are thinking things!>and those things arent even paying rent to be inside your head!>rent free!
>>741799531>ehrm... so what next, boss?
Oh my hecking days this is sooo hilarious LMAO, I think I might have to pre-order a copy, well maybe three so my wife and her boyfriend can play too
>>741800278>Millennial writing thread>rent freeThat's not how that works.
>>741799770>muh currency Games, media and threads from decades ago have more validity than whatever the "news" of the day is.
>record scratch >"yep that's me a talking cube. You probably wonder why a hip square like me is babysitting a 40 year old cat lady..."
>>741801417>>741802007>everyone I don't like is a MILLENNIAL sorry your older brother picked on you champ
>>741799531tis the age of reason, talking cubes belong with dragons and unicorns.
>>741799531cube r34 now
>>741799531Thinly veiled Steam Machine thread?
>>741800351>no pc releaseday 1 on YouTube, which also means it gets a mobile port actually
>>741799531>you're a cube. talking.>Oh yes, I never noticed. Thank you for telling me that I am in fact a cube, and that I am capable of speech.
>>741802250that is very clearly millennial writingalso the main writer is a millennial
>>741799531>No I'm a mute sphere
>>741799991I suppose you would NOT digest japanese humor.
>>741800278
>>741799531
>>741799531>so...*that* just happened
>he's right behind me isn't he
>Hm... Did you just talkKino
>>741799531did the cube talked shit?!did the cube talked shit with his freakin voice?!
>>741799531Is this Terraria?
>>741801268HAHA?
According to Deborah Ann Woll, Cory Balrog showed her a poster of her as Fey with the cube before she even started work on Ragnarok. The cube is going to be Merlin or an equivalent legendary figure.
>>741802916Honestly, Japanese humor is better since it doesn't try to play itself so insincerely as Joss Whedon-style humor. That's the thing about funny shit: it's either authentically funny or it's not.
>>741804530Wow an anon who actually gets it. Western writing has a lot to learn and notes to take from the Japanese to improve.
>>741803408>There's someone behind me, isn't there?Is funnier
>>741799531>wellllll now ive seen everything!>heckimg talking cube appears>ermm well actually... now ive seen everything
>let's go >you got this >I'm right beside you >you were born/made for this >lead on>you can do this >just breathe>take a second...>gather yourself >come on...>focus>concentrate x...>it's all in the timing>it's all on you now... >can you handle this >this can't be happening>now I've seen everything>you won't get away this >it's your destiny >I won't be like you >did I just do that>we're not in x anymore>still here>guess I'm still in one piece>I have to go>no time for talk>I'll stop you >don't become like them >be that light>we are in a time of darkness...>together we can do anything>we're not just a team, we're family>I can't do this alone >you're not alone... >come on, you can do this me...
>>741799991>have Jack Quaid mocap the talking cube
Focus, M.
>>741804834Don't get me wrong. Japanese writing has its own problems with overusing tropes a lot, but that can be amended and more often than not is in some way by fleshing out characters and making them more than cardboard cutouts.You can't fix being so insincere and uninvested in what you're writing that you make everything a lameass joke that isn't even fucking funny like every major piece of Western media has for the past decade and a half.
That sounded better in my head.
SCREAMING GOATS
>>741804464The the cube should at least have a fantastical name. Heck, even Merle would be better thank Frank, and would hint at Merlin.