lol there's people that are convinced they enjoy this game
it's goyimslop
Is this thread just being made every day or whatLike am I right folks?You open up 4chan and you see the same thread every day!What's the deeeeeeal with that?ZING!
>>741817185It's just some autist that hates kino
It had the fuckable pot lady which is why this game didn't suck
>>741817492>fuckable>cant fuck
>>741817780>cant fuckSkill issue
>>741816797bit sad innit>dude what if we got rid of all the gritty elements that were essential to zelda's aesthetic>dude what if we made the ocean huge and empty with the same repeating blue color throughout>dude what if we got rid of all challenge from every aspect of the game>dude what if we told you how to solve a puzzle in the final dungeon when the solution was a door over>dude what if we got rid of a few dungeons and replaced them with stupid triforce hunt shit>dude what if we had the worst dungeons in 3D zelda>dude what if we tried to give ganon a sympathetic motive at the final battle, never expanded on it and killed him anyway>dude what if we added a multi-weapon mechanic but made it useless since it drops after opening a door and are all shittier than the master sword anyway>dude what if we permanently fucked up the timeline>dude what if we made it so you constantly have to change the wind pattern to even navigate through the shit overworld>dude what if we made it so that the biggest side quest in the game involves a camera with an extremely limited photo inventory>dude what if we copy pasted shitty enemy gauntlets all over the world for padding>dude what if we made the teleporting mechanic limited to a couple squares of the world>dude what if we had the first major area in the game open up with a shitty stealth segment for no reason>dude what if...hear me out...what if we made the players farm for butterfly charms to progress
>>741818517I loved this game as a kid but damn I can’t argue
>>741818517I literally cannot refute any of this, god damn.
>>741816797The game was fun at the beginning but digging all the treasures up gets tedious
>>741816797This game is pretty fun and chill when you’re smoking DUDE WEED
>>741818517The stealth segment right at the start of the game filters me every time I try to replay WWI simply cannot be fucked with it
>>741816797I'll never understand why this game is rated so high by the zelda community.>>741818517This basically
>>741823619I am now reminded the most fun I had playing this was when I was stoned
>>741818517Imagine being trapped in Nintendo's bouncy castle for so long that you think Zelda is "gritty"?
>>741816797>Wind Waker thread starts with this post>>741818517>Contains this postHow many FUCKING YEARS HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR OH MY GOD
>>741816797>That one triforce shard that required getting onto the ghost ship, which in itself required getting the ghost ship map.I had to grid pattern search the ocean to find that damn map. Even found the ghost ship before getting the map, but you can't get on it without the map...
>>741824259this may sound shocking to you but there was a time pre-Iwata when Nintendo had some balls.
I see the schizos have moved on from shitting on TP to shit on WW TPchads stand with our WW brothers
>>741825070anyone who says their favourite zelda games are ocarina of time or breath of the wild, you can safely disregard whatever shit they’re going to spew as their opinionones who say twilight princess or wind walker are their favourite? absolutely basedhowever, i’ll always have love for my spirit tracks and phantom hourglass brethren
>>741825380>TP/WWliterally inferior versions of OoT/BotW, your tastes are tainted
Hey that's me :)
can we at least all agree that skyward sword fucking sucked
>>741818517>dude what if we got rid of all challenge from every aspect of the gameI'm 8 hours into Twilight Princess and haven't got close to dying once, it's an actual baby game, didn't play Wind Waker yet but I can't fathom it being any easier
>>741825548SS is my favorite from the old 3D era. Great dungeon design and strong item roster.
>>741825685this is a problem with TP too, alleviated only by hero mode + ganon amiboo with the HD version. Puzzles also require slightly more brainpower than WW
>>741825685everything in WW does 1/4 heart damage except for the giant pig and final boss
>>741825685I died once in the Lakebed Temple but only because I got really lazy and just started tanking damage instead of playing smartly.
>>741824802ah Wind Waker, a game that's about expl- err playing mother-may-I with a shit story narrative
>>741825070Anybody who loves TP better not be caught defending fucking WW or so god help me I disown you
>>741825548Totk > TP > BOTW > SS > OOT > MM > > > WW
>>741825685Twilight Princess is pretty easy but Wind Waker is downright pathetic