>Only raised price by $50 when AI and retard world leader forced $300 price hikes on other consoles>Cheapest online by farI think they are owed an apology.
Being the least smelliest pile of shit isn't worth praising
>>741821682thisI still have no interest in buying a switch 2
>OP doesn't know that there's a difference between mobile phone parts and heavy computing parts
>>741821682fpbpNintendo led the others to be worse. If nintendo wasnt greedy to begin with, it wouldnt have snowballed into what it is now. At least not NEARLY as bad. Nintendo proved to the other companies that you can be as greedy as you want and it doesnt matter.
>>741821576They raised the price of BotW by roughly the same amount and tried to use it as a system seller for the third consecutive time in a row. This is also not the Switch 2's first price hike, but I guess muh tariffs effectively memoryholed the first one.
>>741821576Hell yeah!
>>741822217Botw is just that good.
>>741821576>>Cheapest online by far>he doesn't know Japan is increasing NSO prices next month
>>741821576Key card s with no data inside
How does he keep winning?
>>741827563That's an improvement on what Valve does btw. They were made to prevent becomming similar to Valve.
>>741821576>$80 Mario Kart>$80 Fire Emblem starring a brownoid>remake of a 30 year-old N64 game likely being $80Fucking tendies deserve the rope
>>741821576>Cheapest onlinethey dropped it to $0?
>>741827563better than a game case with a download code inside
>>741821576Yes but can I use a switch 2 pro controller on steam?
>>741821902Is this an edit? Her eyes aren't that small.
>>741828271>Yes but can I use a switch 2 pro controller on steam?Yes I use mine, it's plug n play
>>741821576>made primarily using a bunch of mobile-tier and laptop parts, which is less desirable for AI companies>cuts a lot of corners, like using AI upscaling for all their games, having a shit-tier screen, shit-tier sticks, and a shit-tier batteryIt makes sense.
>>741827563>digital game you can sell>NOOOO THIS IS BAD THIS IS BAD YOU CAN'T SELL YOUR DIGITAL GAMES THAT'S ILLEGALsnoy moment
>>741821576Still evil, still not worth buying, and they'll keep raising prices across the board. When stockpiles run out and new contracts have to be signed, they'll get fucked, same as the rest.
>>741827645He's dead and Nintendo went to complete shit without him. Iwata at least had some soul. Furukawa is a pure bugman.
>>741827728>That's an improvement on what Valve does btwlmao noFun watching you idiots once again throw out your principles and bend right over in real time, just like with paid online
>>741831139Uhh no. Nintendo is in one of the best positions they have ever been as a business.>but I personally don't enjoy their gamesCry more.
>>741821576>paid online>Cheapest online by farGoddamn consoles are so laughably cucked.
>741831248>741831139The PC vegan came here and is boiling mad, KEK
>>741831338Their stock says otherwise. They're in an extremely precarious position and anyone capable of thinking about it for two seconds should recognize and understand why.
>>741823457Not really.
>741831370Another
>>741823457botw blows
>>741831507You're another pussy lol
>>741831139Yamauchi was a studIwata was the closest thing we got to himFurukawa is just a businessman
>>741831453Gaslighting doesn't work on me
>>741831637>I'm 80 IQI know.
>>741831582>anotherAs in addition to you or......
>>741831682You and >>741831637
>>741831758Those are both me so that doesn't make sense either, PC vegan
>>741831810Should've known, you make up like 80% of the tendie shitposting on this board
>>741831951I'm proud of it too.
>>741831990I bet you like to think so. It's an extremely sad life you live
>tendies keep trying to meme Nintendo being consumer friendly into reality>the same people that increased their base game prices by $20 in one generation>that charge full price for multiple 10+ year old wii u ports
>>741821576>>Only raised price by $50Still too much. Also it's a no-games-station. Also keycards. Also infinite AI slop eshop.
>>741827768B-but websites keep telling millennials that OoT is the GOAT-est game of all time. It'd be a steal at $100
>>741832094You have shit taste, botwsnoy.
>>741832228If you're a deluded manchild masochist.
>>741821576>>Cheapest online by far>Paying for your internet again.Do console cucks REALLY?
>>741832282You're a former sony pony turned switchsnoy after sony fucked you, don't make me laugh.
>>741832170Nintendo is blocking AI slop from switch 2 licensing. The online is $20 a year but it includes a massive library of NES, SNES, GB, GBC, and GBA games. Nintendo also hasn't made a bad game since the early Wii U days. It's an all around solid experience.
>>741832228Lol link is picking that guys nose with his bow
>>741832228>he doesn't have a mid to high spec pc and a switchidiotare you poor?
>>741832368Keep licking those boots
>>741821576>>Cheapest online by farI almost pity you people. Almost.
>>741832432t. pedo
>>741832368>The online is $20 a year but it includes a massive library of NES, SNES, GB, GBC, and GBA games.Chinks will sell me this for $20, but it's a one-time fee, and runs on its own hardware.
>>741821981copium
>>741832368>>Nintendo is blocking AI slop from switch 2 licensingThe fuck is all the garbage infesting their eshop then?
>>741832462saria is 500 year old
>>741821576>Paying to use online
>>741832515Manmade slop
>>741832515>switch 2 licensingSwitch TWO (2) licensing. The actual ai slop is Switch 1 shit.
>>741832560If by manmade you mean man made ai and then it produced all that slop.
>>741832170He mad.
>>741832368>rom rentals of games nintendo left behind and paid online is a solid experienceConsoles just need to die already.
>>741827645His victory isn't complete yet. It won't be over until Nintendo finally claims Bandai Namco.
>>741832762Other way around https://automaton-media.com/en/news/japans-pc-gaming-population-has-decreased-by-3-million-in-the-past-decade-studies-show/
>>741832762Paid P2P at that, it's terrible online. Nintendo had better online and implemented it into games better when it was free on the Wii U of all things. Now they're charging for worse.
>>741833029Why do you people like posting the same things over and over and over again no matter how often they get blown out? Do you not have anything better to do? It can't be healthy or mentally sound.
>>741833175You'll survive.
>>741833175It says a lot about the Switch 2 that this is how they would rather spend their time.
i think console war threads are the saddest they've ever been these days because at least back in the 2000's and even into the 2010's each side had its pros, now it's just people arguing over which side has the least terrible cons. nothing to look forward to on any front
>>741833520trvke.very sad to see. also people just post Xitter screenshots and muhh sales/player counts to "prove" their points.
No thanks, I'm an adult.
>>741833617>>741833520(You)
>>741833520What's even sadder is that there are those 2000s kids who are still fighting the same console wars in 2026. Imagine having your personality form around a videogame console manufacturer
>>741833725>>741833617>>741833520All these posts are made by the same person
>>741833849meds please.
>>741833885No thanks.
>>741833849All those posts are correct.
>>741821576>charges you to increase the resolution of your switch one games.Nintendo can go eat a dick.
>>741821981Anon.... You do realize Sony/Microsoft are responsible for online fee, game price, and hardware prices hikes first right? Even before AI?
>>741834032>Microsoft is responsible for online feeFixed that for you.>game priceOh, did they do the $80 first? what game?>hardware prices hikesSony with the ps3, but they learned their lesson real fast, even AFTER all the moment they had with ps2. Its because Nintendo leads. The industry follows nintendo even when they fail.
>>741833975No they're not. There's nothing wrong with consolewarring.
>>741831453>anyone capable of thinking about it for two seconds should recognize and understand why.by all means, explain
>>741821576>Charges a subscription for retro games I already owned on the virtual console >Keeps save data and completionist content behind bing bing paywall as well>Online required to start the fucking thing>Most games are glorified digital download codes, pasts the cost of storage on the consumer to accommodate grafixfags with muh 4k and muh hdrlol, after over 30 years, I don't owe Nintendo shitThe top corpos, and and all the shareholder fucks can lick my taint
>>741833849False lol. Sounds like someone recognized himself, the over 30yo dude who made a console his personality>>741834307Sorry bro but I cant take advice grom someone who couldn't develop past his teenage years
>buy Switch 2 boogaloo>look at the library of games>mario party 30>rehash>remaster>rehash>remake>remaster>switch 2 edition>HD editionSwitch 2 is a fucking joke, might as well just buy a fucking computer
>>741834552Sounds good, thanks for the reply.
>>741834690what are bananza, pokopia, mysterious book, and air riders a rehash of?
>>741834718You're welcome. Have you been looking at the job market? Did something grab your interest?
>>741834690You're being mighty generous. Its more like>donkey>mario>splatoon>remake>remake
>>741834246>Oh, did they do the $80 first? what game?NTA but wasn't that Demon's Souls remake?
>>741834757I'm posting while at work right now
>>741834891Oh, good. I thought you were a fuck-up or something.
>>741834953No I'm not Eric, ACfag, or the Pauline Theorist
>>741821576>>Cheapest online>>Steam exists, which is freeI'm not so sure tendies
I like my switch 2. Im playing it in bed right now uwu
>>741834879Idk I'm only seeing it as being $70 and the first $70 game according to google was a NBA gameI only see mkw being the first $80 game. Less then 5 years after the first $70 game, nintendo dooms us all with $80 standard. Let that sink in.
>>741821576>pull this nogames machine out of its dock for the first time in a month>it's scorching fucking hot wtf>look it up>having an ethernet cable plugged in bakes the console 24/7 in sleep mode unless you disable the default setting that lets it stay online in sleep mode>find threads of people talking about this at launch>it's still not fixedthis shit is gonna kill loads of consoles
>>741835693almost nobody uses an Ethernet cable
>>741835693>ethernet cable in 2026you faggots complain about the stupidest shit
>>741821576Not everybody is a bootlicking mongrel, chief.
>>741821902>>741828292lmao
>>741833520>at least back in the 2000's and even into the 2010's each side had its pros, now it's just people arguing over which side has the least terrible consPreach.
>>741835693I didn't know this and you made tendies seethe too. Thanks anon.
>>741835832>>741835968never play your games online with that systen pls
>>741837352Wifi is literally better than using a cable lmao
>>741837239it's not even true btw
>>741821576AI is a scapegoat, they just want to raise prices. Just look at Rocksaar.
>>741835693>pull this nogames machine out of its dock for the first time in a month>it's scorching fucking hot wtfwhat?how?literally how this machine idles at room temperature when not playing something
>>741837881>>741837921it's not even tr- ACKhttps://www.reddit.com/r/NintendoSwitch2/comments/1msij5t/has_anyone_figured_out_why_switch_2_gets_so_hot/
>>741821576>sells 20 year old games at full prices>forces you to rent roms >shuts down any preservation effort so they can pirate and sell you those roms >locks content behind a yearly subscription>sues competition>worst of all their fanbase is compromised of giant manbabies who worship the ground they walk when 90% of their games are mid as fuck How about fuck you?
>>741838249Works on my machine
>have to pay to upgrade BOTW for the Switch 2>doesn't even come with the season pass>buying the season pass doesn't come with the switch 2 upgrade>even subscribing to the highest tier of NSO online doesn't get you the expansion pass>on an already fully priced gameNot greedy, they said.
>>741840084How's is going ACfag? You gonna buy the new steam machine now that the world found out Gaben is a fucking jew?
>>741821576>Cheapest online
>>741840151>BUT WHATABOUT STEAMNever bought a deck, don't plan on buying a gabe cube. Nintendo are still greedy assholes.
>>741833520/thread
>>741840230>Never bought a deck, don't plan on buying a gabe cube. Bought a Switch. Shills the fuck out of Valve. Hates Nintendo.You're such a fucking snake
>>741840656It's perfectly possible to like Steam while not buying Valve's hardware.
>>741840656>don't need a gabe cube or deck to play my steam libraryWow, super hard concept to grasp.
>>741840734No really. No. It's a web address to DRM.
>>741840891And yet the deck and gabecube are not required to play your steam games. hmmm...Infact, steam is entirely optional to play your games, if you know even a single thing about the goldberg emulator, or just cracking DLL files.
>>741840973Yup, steam basically provides nothing anymore and Valve barely makes games. It's not actually believable anyone is a steam fanboy. Same goes for Sony.
>>741841082Liking steam =/ being a steam fanboy.Just like me liking Nintendo games =/ being a nintendo fanboy. Just because I do an annual playthrough of the Metroid Prime Trilogy (sans the third one if I don't feel up to it) doesn't magically vindicate Prime 4 as anything other than slop.
>>741821576literally all the games besides pokopia have been 7-8/10snintendo has been creatively bankrupt since tears of the kingdommetroid sucks, Zelda is boring and rehashed, starfox is rehashed and worse, smash sucks since melee and brawl, fire emblem will most likely be mid, Xenoblade is just generic jrpg but tendie glazed
>>741841171Sorry about whatever Nintendo did to Sony or Sega when you were younger.
>>741841464>whatever Nintendo did to sonyYeah, Nintendo becoming sony really made me hate them. Especially with bland movieshit like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade, aka Uncharted but with anime.
>>741841627Thankfully neither of them became as bad as valve
>>741841698>valve is worse than sonyMy man here is experiencing maximum delusion.
>>741821576>>Onlydoing it at all is an unimaginable move>>Cheapest online by farshould be free since it's the same quality as it was on wii in 2006
>>741821902What’s the difference?
>>741821902Smartphone prices have also increased by hundreds of dollars so no, you're wrong.
>>741821576Nintendo is the only one that cares about its customers
>>741821576>weakest performance>shit exclusives>worse handheld than predecessorFor what reason is there to own a switch 2?
>>741821902There isn't anymore, there hasn't been for a long time.
>>741842153Paying 60 dollars for an N64 game made 30 years ago helps to own the snoys, or something.
>>741841803https://www.theverge.com/news/837022/valve-steam-machine-price-release-date
>>741842153For what reason are you samefagging OP?
>>741821576>Cheapest online by farit's also the worst quality
>>741842717>optional device that doesn't impact your steam libraryversus>sony constantly raising the price of PSN, and locking you out of your purchases if you don't payHMMMMMMMM.......>people who bought online titles on the PS3 are not allowed to play them on the PS4 or PS5, despite them sharing the same online systemversus>people who bought games on steam in 2010 can still play them to this day, on new hardwareDOUBLE HMMMMMM
>>741821576>Cheapest online by farI seem to recall that I don't pay Steam anything on a monthly basis.
>>741842868nintendo online doesn't leak credit card info every other week
>>741842907Calm down, I didn't even mention the worst part yet
>>741843035>defending the scam that is paid online under any circumstancesKill yourself.
>>741843117>defending the most expensive and worst paid online sony cultists really hate when you point at how often PSN goes down and leaks everyone's information
>>741843051OH NO NO NO TENDIE SISTERS, DON'T LOOK
>>741843051At least steam games aren't 30 rentals like sony purchases are now
>>7418431981. "Software" in the EULA refers to IP and code, not media 2. Even if it did the First Sale Docterine nullifies it and grants consumers ownership of their media.
>>741843356>1. "Software" in the EULA refers to IP and code, not media The same applies to steam too, by the way. ;)
>>741843432It would say roughly the same thing yes.
>>741842907It gets even better>buy $130 copy of GTA6>30 days later >your copy is taken away and your money stolen >sony automatically charges you for another month of rockstar online
>>741821576snoy kneels
>>741833520The Switch 2 at least has a handful of solid exclusives to play on it in Bananza, Air Riders, Pokopia, and hopefully Splatoon Raiders. Nothing there's a real system seller, but I enjoyed those games a lot and using the system is nice enough that it's been my main console for the last year. Only times I've turned on my PS5 is for games like Crimson Desert.
>>741821576>Cheapest online by farNot cheaper than PC.
>>741834690>>look at the library of games>>rehash>>remaster>>rehash>>remake>>remaster>>HD editionwelcome to modern vidya
>>741821576That's just the first price hike. There's going to be at least another one by the end of 2027.
>>741831338>Uhh no. Nintendo is in one of the best positions they have ever been as a business.>>but I personally don't enjoy their games>Cry more
>>741848097Fair and sad. Still not worth it.Fix the fuckin eShop slop.
>>741843692>>30 days later>>your copy is taken away and your money stolenThis was already explainedThe 30 day timer is a temporary license to block website refunders from playing the game past 30 days with the console completely in offline modeAfter 30 days an online check replaces the temporary license with a full license and is fully playable offline afterwardsIt's a shoddy ass workaround but scumbags put sony in a position to create it
>>741821576They mind raped me with the Switch 1 so no dice. FUCK NINTENDOOOOO
>>741835397>Idk I'm only seeing it as being $70 and the first $70 game according to google was a NBA gameGames used to be $60 max, and Nintendo weren't the one to raise them to $70 now were they? Once again, blaming Nintendo over shit other companies did first.
>>741821902>phones don't need ram or any other hardware actually You fucking retard lmao
>>741827563Meanwhile GTA6 is a code in a box, which one of the two would you rather have?
>>741821576>paid onlinesuck my balls
>>741834307If you're brown maybe
>>741834748>bananzaMario Odyssey >pokopiaDragon Quest Builders >mysterious bookWhatever the last Yoshislop was called on Switch 1>air ridersAir Rider on GameCubeHow clueless can you be? It's like you don't even play vidya at all.
>>741850582>Donkey Kong Bananza is a rehash of Mario Odyssey lmao there is nothing more satisfying than watching mentally ill Nintendo hating schizos trying to find a way to cope.
>>741850582So not a single one can be considered a rehash because they have unique gameplay not shared by their previous entries or other games in the genre.
>>741850894>>Donkey Kong Bananza is a rehash of Mario OdysseyWhere's the lie?
>>741850951Schizo post
>>741850934Blatantly wrong but whatever helps you cope, lil bro. Maybe play more games next time before asking retarded shit like what Kirby Air Riders is similar to lmao
>>741841171>Liking steam =/ being a steam fanboy>Just like me liking Nintendo games =/ being a nintendo fanboy. Just because I do an annual playthrough of the Metroid PrimeThese aren't the same thing, steam is just a platform metroid prime is an actual game. Saying you like steam is like saying you love Nintendo as a company and not their games.So yeah, it does make you a fanboy.
>>741851042Okay, so explain how it's wrong, kiddo.You have played them, right?
>>741850582>Air Rider on GameCubeYou mean Air Ride.It's like you never played the game...
>>741851104>Prove a negativeBurden of proof is yours, negro. Not his.
>>741851057Steam is a storefront, so the equivalent would be to say you're a fan of the Nintendo eShop, actually.
>>741851228That's much fairer comparison desu.The "fanboy" thing only works if you're saying "I LOVE VALVE!!!!"
>>741851107Well fuck, thanks to my spelling mistake it means there was never a Kirby racing game on the GameCube. The Switch 2 one is the only one that ever existed.
>>741851310So you never played it?
>>741821981what the FUCK is this cope?not only is it not true, of course the others were always going to raise prices and make you pay the costs, they didnt need nintendos permissionBut even so, nintendo werent even the first to raise prices, both sony and MS did before.you are goycattle.>>741834246>Oh, did they do the $80 first?are you kidding? sony games were $90/$99 in UK/EU since the PS5 launched, meanwhile in the states, Demons souls remake, a REMAKE, was $80 but beyond that, theyve been charging over the 'standard' 60 for years with "deluxe editions" "play-early versions" and day 1 DLC, none of which tendo did, doing DLC is something they only really started doing with the switch 1.Wasnt Ass Creed over $120 and that predates the switch 2s whole launch
>>741851147>hisFunny.Either way you're not proving a negative, you're proving that their similarities existSo get to it.
>>741821981>If nintendo wasnt greedy to begin with, it wouldnt have snowballed into what it is nowSo let me get this right you're trying to say that Nintendo paved the way for all of these thingsDigital only consolesCutting content for DLC and digital deluxe editionsMicrotransactions and freemium gamesBullshots to convince players that graphics made the gameSubscriptions and cloud gamingCode in boxWithout doing most of these themselves?
>>741851452>HisCorrect.>YourIncorrectYou made the claim, you need to prove it's true, just like a real debate adults might have.I'll happily act as the third party jugde while you do this.
>>741851774>You made the claim,Except you're the one who claimed that they're a rehash and that something that requires evidence of their similarities.
>>741821576For how long they'll be able to keep the Switch 2's price low I wonder...
>>741852960Nintendo is based and doesn’t give a shit about jewholders
>>741853004They do hire tons of lawyers tho...
>>741837807Only on Switch 1 due to the cable speed being capped at CAT5. Switch 2 doesn't have that problem.
