>One copy of Grand Theft Auto 6, please.
>>741822672this shit me as hell
>>741822672Ain't this dude dead?
>>741822672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbOcrdklUvU
More like: "ONE COPY OF ANY VIDEO GAME EVER MADE!!" Seriously, grow up you fucking LOSERS.
ai slop
>>741822672This guy has been dead for five years now
88th. 24hrs.
>>741822672>No disc in boxWhats the point of even going your fat ass outside let alone to a store to buy it?
>>741822672It's funny how this guy could snap the average /v/ poster in 2 with his mighty strength. Must be nice making fun of him from behind your screen where you're nice and safe.
>>741822932Because your preorder comes with a free 4XL t-shirt.
Video game stores are not drive-thrus. You don't have to say the title out loud.
>>741823045>having never lived during the times you needed to loudly declare the game being purchased to see whether or not you passed the council’s judgementIt’s no wonder “gamers” are so weak nowadays…
>>741822672They always leave a stink trail.
>>741822672I miss him
>when he walks alongside his female counterpartI'm in awe at the sheer spectacle. I love nature so much bros.
>>741822672>You could have just downloaded it, sir.
Imagine the smelly film of grime left on that countertop when he left.
>/v/ is fatphobic nowsad
You'll never convince me that the majority of 4chan users are anything other than obese.Never.
>>741822672>video games never inspired you to take the fit pill and be just like your action heroesGrim
GUES IT'S THE DELUXE EDITION
>>741822672I don't look like that and I don't say that because GTA 6 is digital only
>>741823421The world did not deserve JourneyofJM
>>741825679/v/irgins are either fat as fuck, pudgy, or lanklets
>>741822672giga truke!!!!!
>>741822892We should all be so lucky.
>>741826162i feel like when i say i like fat chicks amorphous abominations like this are what people immediately assumeso i tend to keep it to myself
>>741822932WHOOOOSH
>>741822672Thats how he gets out the house mane
>>741822672Why do all GTA fans look like this?
>>741822672I'm kind of fat and feel embarrassed leaving my house. I don't know how you can get this level of lardass and be able to shuffle around in public without shame
>>741831224all of them look the same lol
>>741822672are there nudes of him?
>>741832870Based shame feeler
>>741832870Because if you're THAT fat and you're walking around with zero shame in public, you're either a) borderline mentally retarded and incapable of feeling shame or b) you're that 0.000000001% that's rich and/or famous
>>741832870pics?
>>741822672this is fakehe's not black
>>741822841also I'm gay by the way
>>741832870you get numb to it, especially if you've been obese your whole life
I just can't understand people who get so fat that they can't even walk anymore and have to awkwardly waddle.
>>741822672>One copy of Grand Theft Auto 6, please.Retard take.Berg of flesh like that wouldn't move from his RAZOR GAMING CHAIR XXXXXXL HIPPO EDITION.He'd buy digital.
>>741822672i doubt that guy is still alive
>>741822672isn't that the guy that runs GDQ that had his limbs cut off from sepsis?
>>741838804>buy digitalThese kids today don't remember the dark times when gamers had to waddle into EB Games and *gulp* talk to a clerk to get a physical copy of an Atlus game.
>>741822672World's strongest counter
>>741822835i used to randomly check on these fat fucks. i think one died and they stopped uploading.
>>741822841FPBP
>>741843507>Going to GamestopI used to go to a small shop ran by a middle 30s guy back in the early 2000s.It was cool as shit, they even had diagonal stands where you could see cover art of the games by looking down at the shelf, he also had some LEDs around it and he'd change the color depending on the season or whatever he felt like. The scruffy looking early 20s cashier was really cool, knew his stuff and would recommend me stuff, I remember going to buy Jak 2 a few months after it came out and he told me Jak 3 would be releasing soon and if I wanted to wait for that.I ended up coming back to get Jak 3Got the Orange Box and C&C The First Decade there as well.First Decade wasn't even at the regular shelves but near the cashier since that was kind of a Collectors Edition, got it for like 20 bucks.When it closed down due to the financial crisis and recession, I remember going to a Gamestop nearby.It was fucking soulless, no moody lights, no cool gimmicks, just a shitty warehouse no different than any other electronic retailer, I remember wanting to trade my PS2 games and they would give pocket change for it, the games they had were all AAA trash or whatever was most popular at the time on random wall shelves or smaller ones in the middle of the store. I got Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl at the bargain bin where they put all PC games, the pimpled face smelly retard cashier was talking about FIFA with his coworker and gave a weird look at STALKERs box art cover before scanning it.Most of the store was either ads or merchandise, fucking terrible and I'm glad it's dead, they helped kill the small vidya stores around.
>>741822672i think he can eat more than one
