Look at those lines on his faceNo Zoomer GTA protagonist lmao
Okay?
Imma mod him so hes going to look like me fr
>>741832969Lucia will be his Zoomer gf tho
>>741832969zoomers are already almost 30
>>741832969Jason is 32, Lucia is 28
>>741832969that's just your average 19 year old zoomer, actually
>>741832969>Says the balding old fat fuck
>>741833373>>741832969Zero rizz. Quite possibly the worst protagonists since GTAV.
>>741832969I have no faith that Rocksaar can write what looks like your typical latina plapping chud.
>>741833373makes senselatinas are known for liking older men
>>741833219Going to mod in the low stamina and lack of upper body strength too?
>>741833219make sure u get your long as neck and huge adams apple and the ear on your neck
>>741832969Nigga looks like Arthur
>>741832969Travis Touchdown?
>>741833763>>741833798Im a chad who looks like him but younger though you high cortisol uncs
>>741833706How do I achieve this
>>741833898you type like you wanna molest me you fucking old fucking faggot kike
>>741833420Uhhhh so 18 and 14??? SICK FUCKS CANCEL THIS SHIT
>>741833420>Jason is 32, Lucia is 28Where did you get this information? But Millennial bf Zoomette gf holy based!>>741833483>>741833562Seethe zoomies
>>741834082Lel
>>741834060Go to Mexico.Good luck not getting robbed or killed though.I prefer video games.
>>741832969those are chad lines
>>741832969>be a 30 somethingBut, like, zoomers are 1996 onward. Many of them are 30 this year.
>>741837227Jason looks more like 35Zoomers start in 1997 so 30 next year
>>741832969zoomers look like this though. they've aged horribly and millenniums have aged well.
>>741832969Look at the lines on this face. It belongs to a woman born in 1999.
>>741833373where are the breasts?
>>741837630>Zoomers start in 1997 so 30 next year96er Zoomer cope
>>741834060Be a multi-hundred millionaire who owns one of the towers in miami
>>741832969He's just like me fr.
>>741833373she got no got dam breast
>>741835017Jason is unironically too hot for that beaner chick.
>>741832969Yeah no shit he's obviously in his 30s you fucking retard
The true unc boomer GTA protag, raped and forgotten...
I wish it was just a solo male protag instead of this Bonnie Clyde shit millennials are terminally obsessed with
>>741832969Don't think we ever had any underage gta protagonist anyway
>>741844260CJ was 24
>>741832969Yes? How old do you think he was in the first trailer, 20?
>>741846605Still older than most zoomers, if not physically, mentally
>>741844260>>741846605Franklin was 25
>>741847919Yeah and Franklin was treated like a kid by Michael and Trevor for most of the game.
>>741833706Do you think this was the best moment of the last 30 years for him?
>>741832969Zoomers age like shit, he could be in his early 20's
I have never seen such a young man!
>>741848234Lol
