Go back in time 25 years.

A PC.

serious answer is switch2. assuming you don't care about top tier performance and just want access to jap games where the big budget titles will have somewhat downgraded graphical effects at 30fps as opposed to 60fps on base ps5 (where you'll still have downgraded graphics unless you buy a pro but at that point just buy a pc.)
note that for smaller budget titles like trails in the sky and the like you'll get strong performance on both systems, the switch 2 has to compromise to get the 'AAA' tier stuff working smoothly not the 'AA' tier stuff.

Not sure how to unfuck yourself if you like japanese anything.
Probably intensive action, like a physically demanding job where you can't conjure such cowardice. See that asians have no place in the world. Have some self respect and identify with higher standards.

>>741837038
Both

>>741837038
Buy a switch oled.