Thoughts on female armor designs in video games?
They should be from video games.
no thoughts i don't think
>>741846397
>>741846547>no thoughts i don't thinka true sage
>>741846397i m at the age full body armour is sexier than bikini armour
>>741846397looks impractical and stupid. source?
>>741846915IQDB/Reverse Google is RIGHT there, but a man cannot think when his blood flows in two opposite directions.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=emmelot_%28wassnonnam%29&z=1
>>741846397If I can tell from the armour that it's a woman, you should have went with gooner armour instead of the safe gooner choice. Women didn't fight, they didn't wear armour but assuming they did why would they wear armour that singles out that they're a woman and thus weaker? Even without the problems introduced by following a woman's silhouette in armour, telling the enemy that they should go for you because you're weaker is retarded.Realistic armour for women you wouldn't be able to tell she's a woman.It's funny because I do HEMA and we've got a woman in our group who absolutely hates this "realistic armour" trend for women to the point of being annoying.
>>741846397Yeah I'd like to nuke haters of bikini chain mail from orbit
>armourI'm not reading your britslop
>>741847014
>>741847075you lost.
>>741847115Look at that huge fivehead. God that's hot
It's 37°c in my European country today.Realistically could a war in plate armor even have been fought under these conditions in medieval times? Pretty sure everyone would've just died from heat wearing their armor.
>>741846397When it comes to female armour, less is more.
>>741847014>blah blah blah words words wordsshut up, faggot
>>741846397Realistic designs are far more sexo than bikini armors.
>>741847437War accounted for these things, especially during the medieval age. It's also how Napoleon won a lot, he exploited centuries long conventions of war that barely adapted from the medieval way of war knowing that his enemy would wait to fight honourably with restrictions, he saw them as openings.If this was a medieval war and it was this hot, we'd be using the weather for negotiations and exploiting weaknesses. I might push to postpone the fight due to the heat, knowing that your access to water isn't the best and that despite a cooler tomorrow, your army would be weaker. Or maybe we decide to fairly decide that having the sun kill the survivor isn't worth it so we simply wait.
>Form-fitting full body plate with high-heeled sabatons and the helmet on (visor down)
>>741847654Of course. The right panders and presumes a child or otherwise stagnated adult. The left presumes taste and an imagination. Shrimple as.If I knew how to spoiler this, I would: both are just as bad as white chicks posing for those shitty oriental paintings from the late 19th century.
>>741847654I like both.
>>741847654>oh my god female armour is so fucking hot when it's completely gender neutral hnnngh I'm gonna coom AAAAAAA the visor is down I can't tell if it's a man or a woman HNNNNGNFaggot.
>>741847839>If I knew how to spoiler thiswhoa an actual summerfag in the wild
>>741847839Ctrl + S
Normal people do not give a single shit. Especially in video games, where most armors do not act like real life armor anyway.
>>741846801Sorry to hear that grandpa.
The best part of a fully armored female knight is imagining how you tear her armor down and passionately love her all night after a hard won battle.
>>741847964This but unironically.
>>741847964>gender neutralare you blind?
Put a helmet on.
>>741847014>they didn't wear armourJoan of Arc wore full plate mail.
They should have the biggest boob plate possible
>>741848512This is peak performance. This would make an entire battalion of men rape her into oblivion.
>>741848608>Bulletbroof bikini armorHotdamnthatshot
>>741847014You're a fucking retard.
>>741846397I like my female armour historical
>>741846397i need to mating press a female knight
>>741846397Should fit the setting. That's it.If it fits on an 80s album, then bikini armor and dragons are fine, but everything else should also fit.It just shouldn't be obviously slopped together.So-called realistic armor isn't realistic either, it's just verisimilitudinous. No one is wearing fancy tournament armor into actual battle and no one is schlepping a full suit of armor everywhere without some logistics. >>741847014With the shifting in men's fashion, period armor that is excessively ornamented and colorful, has a wasp waist, a globular chestpiece, faulds, high heels, etc. is more likely to evoke a feminine (or at least androgynous) image and silhouette anyway.We're still heavily impacted by "enlightenment thinking" that aggressively reconstructed and reinterpreted old history by scrubbing away color and ornamentation on anything historical they found and frankensteining random things together to fit their view of the world where men were utilitarian, ideally enlightened and diddling young boys was OK because they were like the Greek philosophers or something.>>741848346Same.>>741848704Yes, it should be made more obviously masculine, by including a large, perfumed codpiece.
>>741848551And why do you know her name?Oh that's right, because she was such an outlier that she was written down. She was such an outlier that random men at arms who owned land didn't even get written down.Pointing out exceptions only tells me that you're autistic.>>741848824You're a retard for implying that what you posted is what everyone else is posting. Youre an extra retard for posting Italian armour (shocker, male) thinking it negated anything I said.>>741848989>evoke a feminine (or at least androgynous) imageI was referring to the body contours. Shaping it around a woman's smaller waist to wider hips and her breasts namely causing weak points in the armour, as well as symbolising that it's a woman who's going to an easier fight.Not the actual image it provokes in the wearers masculinity.
>>741848989>verisimilitudinousDidn't know this was a real world in english.t.HON HON HON
>>741848924Only after you defeat her in fight.
>>741846801don't worry little bro, you grow out of that phase.
>>741846397This holhol draws nice stuff.
>>741846397every one of these threads is inevitably swarmed by trannies seething about the femininity of real womenand every time they try to hide their seethe by pretending to advocate for traditional gender roles, or simply by calling others gay for liking women and otherwise projectingsad... very sad
>>741849262Tongue bath
>>741847654>Realisticnone of those are realistic, but granted, the more modest designs are more appealing
>>741846397FFT got many good female armor designs.
>>741849394the ones on the left are
>>741849115>Italian armour (shocker, male)It was made for and worn by a woman, you cretin.Also you're a double cretin for arguing the point in the first place - the nanosecond a setting isn't historical, but some fantasy one, there's no reason for women not to be warriors.>Here's mythril/gromril/adamantium/ithilium/insert your fantasy metal here, tougher than steel but as light as normal clothes.
>>741849496dark knight a cute
>>741849394The left ones are ripped off from literal museum pieces.
>>741846397I don't even have to read the thread to know it's going to be mostly about how women shouldn't be in any for of media that isn't a cooking show.
>>741849729If they are a museum pieces, then there is a high chance the armor was never meant for fighting.
>>741849757you're a fucking retard
>>741849643I love the word cretin. Kudos to you, anon.
Lady Fluted Knight is so cute and dorky.
>>741850887Lady Plate.
>>741846397The armor does not matter. However she needs to wear a full helmet that never comes off, even if the rest is just bikini armor.
>>741846397>>741848512>>741850679>buttcrack chainmail bikini bodysleevethat's not how chainmail works....
>>741846397they should KEEP THE FUCKING HELMET ON
>>741849496If square was cool (they are not), what they should have done is make a fully 3D sequel to FFT, this time making it look more like Valkyrie I have no fucking idea why we're stuck in 2026 with tiny sprites when this genre can be done in full 3D as well. It can still be turned base as well, and I think they handle that aspect well in Valkyrie Chronicles. Your turn means you can move around, do whatever you want, take aim, and such.Just replace it with cross bows, bows, swords, and knives, instead of guns.
I like armor dresses
>>741847654let a real pervert take a crack at it
Pure sex.
>>741846741my matriarch...
>>741851169I fucking hate armour dresses, I can't stand any armour in any game that has them, looks abysmal. Even if it may be authentic on certain armours to have tassets, if they are long they automatically look like absolute shite. Fuck I hate long tassets and armour skirts, fuck you anon for reminding me of their shit existence.
I don't even necessarily need the armor to be overtly feminine, just knowing it's a woman underneath is hot as fuck to me.>>741851274beat me to it
>is pure sex in your path
>>741851470she has a cute voice
>>741851274goddamn, what is that pose? where she's being aggressive but it only accentuates her tiny foid stature and vulnerability?
>>741851704it's the default standing pose of the player character in dark souls
>>741847654>>741851198I fucking LOVE women in armor and I love women in slutplateI just love women
>>741851517She's literally based on Emma Watson. >>741851704lel, that's actually the default "woman wearing armor but no weapon or shield" pose in Dark Souls. Darkmoon Knightess, who is the NPC that wears it, leans up against the wall when you talk to her.
>>741851428Dont worry anon, I like armor dresses enough for the both of us
>>741851274Dark Souls had female exclusive armor, female running animations for the PC. Where did all go?
>>741846397Need a game about being a female knights squire
>>741851826based woman appreciator
>>741852060only Demon's Souls had gender exclusive armor
>>741851801>>741851830makes the armor design all the more impressive
>>741847567>no saucecome on, anon
>>741851169there was a kind of skirt called bases that was sometimes worn with with armor, there were also steel plate bases that were made in imitation of cloth>>741851830i think both male and female characters have the same kind of pose, with or without a shield and 1 handed weapon equipped
Leotard.
>>741851198
>>741851826
>>741848924More likely for the knight to mate you.
https://youtu.be/Hwij4ztEyqE?si=IQ8NCOPuNMmvAsQdOlder monhan games have the best fanservice female armour
>>741852421im not complaining
>>741852224nta but Dark Souls' starter armors have fairly different designs depending on if you're male or female, which isn't exactly exclusive, but it still should've kept being a thing in later games.
>>741852239But if I give the sauce in the image I won't get any (You)sIt's Fukafuka Dungeon Kouryakuki, btw
>>741852784thank you very much
Fuck, i always miss the start of female armor threads
>>741847654>>741849517>>741849729>>741849796>women wearing bikini armor is unrealistic but women being fighters in the first place is not
>741853224who are you quoting deranged troon?
>>741853404Your inbred parents.
>>741853224Yes, you retard. Unless it's a historical or quasi-historical setting, it is. If you throw in literal magic into the mix even moreso.Then of course there's the question of being a female member of a different race. For example Tolkien outright wrote that female elves have the same strength and dexterity as the males (fun fact, the way he describes them physically they're also mostly tomboys).
>>741846397Only niggers care about assesPost armored tits if you want a proper thread
it's a matter of genre. just make it work for which ever story you're telling. i honestly could not give a fuck, just make it work
>>741854248>Only niggers care about asses>>>/lgbt/
>>741853224it's a very simple line of logicif women were fighters, what kind of armor would they wear?
>>741853903the infection from your festering wound seems to have reached your brain
>>741854343>her skin and the armors "skin" are different colorsnice subtle touch
>>741854209Lolita battle armour is pure nut.
>>741854064Okay where is the argument for why one is unrealistic and the other isn't. You seem to have forgotten to type that.
>>741854209I fucking love them so much
>>741854407cute
knights need to take care of their war stallion
>>741854395>t's a very simple line of logic>if women were fighters, what kind of armor would they wear?So why wouldn't they wear bikini armor? The examples of "realistic armor" were ceremonial armor which whose purpose was to be worn - you guessed it - during ceremonies.Yet going half-naked is one step to far?>>741854403I know that you wish I was a troon but how about you answer the question jeet
>>741846397this is how 1348 ExVoto should've been
>>741854639she actually takes care of her mare with her "sword"
>>741849496>meliadoul with hood downwhere does this come from? is it real concept art?
>>741852224Wrong, DS2 had as well.
games need more landsknecht gears
plate ass protection
>>741854841correct
>>741847654Women in armor is unrealistic any way you slice itYou are just giving them top surgery and removing their breasts you disingenuous tranny
>>741846469I love Ivy and Taki but Hilde is peak Soulcalibur for me.
>>741854841
>>741854829I looked it up and that doesn't seem to be true. Unless you count the Loyce Set only having a special effect when your character is female.
>>741852421g/3874744/bf6ab94b6b/
>>741847654Yeah but bikini armour doubles as an attack debuff on male enemies.
>>741855116Meredith should have been a romance option
>>741846397Female armor is lame.
>>741848512fuck, there are too many Kardia pics that need to be posted but it's forbidden here...
Shit tier:>Bikini armorLow tier:>Realistic armorMid tier:>Ornate frilly dress armorHigh tier:>High tech sci fi skintight bodysuitsGod tier:>Living armor, can't be removed, projects its host on exchange for her bodily fluids
>>741855294>bushsex
>>741855294Most sane berserker
>>741854395No, you fucking retard. The logical question would be "If human beings were fighters, which gender would they be?"
>>741855391what about this bikini armor?
>>741853006
>>741846397Lately they've been boring, so I've been avoiding games with females. But I played Stellar Blade recently. I like that, but that's like one in a million. Most games have shitty armor and aren't worth checking out.
>>741852784>isekai
why did they make the armor of this genocidal elite corps so revealing?
>>741854841I think the fact that she's a cute, hot, busty red-headed elf is doing more work than the porn-parody costume she has on.
>oh my god is that a fully covered woman holy shit oh god oh god that's hot I love when women are fully covered put a burka on her and I'll cum!!This performative faggotry is incredibly gay. Just admit you don't want bikini armor because your mom won't let you play games with sinful/misogynistic depictions of women.
Give me one compelling in-universe explanation for why there would be female warriors in your fantasy setting.3, 2, 1, go.
>>741846397I prefer realistic female armor
>>741855294>>741855329>>741854886I fucking love women in armor, skimpy or groundedExposed panties/thighs is the best though
>>741856118Sex appeal
>>741856152this one was funnier >>741848903
>>741856106Modesty is attractive and you are the absolute definition of a cuck if you think otherwise.
>>741855963The warfare on that continent was a joke anyway. Might as well go full bimbo on it.
>>741856118Magic is real and even martial combat involves magical enhancement of the body. Women are actually more magically capable than men, and almost all combat, adventuring, and wars are exclusively female pursuits. The younger the woman, the more magical power she has.
>>741848989>and no one is schlepping a full suit of armor everywhere without some logisticsThis is more of a /tg/ thing, but it dawned me one time how my players were running around the city, doing very basic ordinary stuff, in full-plate, carrying swords, two-handed axes, polearms, bows and rifles. Which is completely silly. One player being a soldier and part of the local guards? Yeah okay, he can get away with it. The others? Not so much.It might be anti-fun from the point of view of the players, but it could be interesting to enforce not wearing all the armor and carrying all the weapons when in a city. Unless you are on a mission, or your social status and profession can justify it. Hand-to-hand combat, daggers, knives or simply talking things out, would also get some time to shine.Video games.
>>741854841leotards are based
>>741856118if we're talking about a setting with different, countries, cultures, factions, and also monsters it makes sense for a majority of male warriors to be enlisted in an army, sent into war or occupied protecting borders and outposts, this lack of freely available manpower would make room for female warriors to be hired as mercenaries, adventurers and the like
behold, the legendary frilly dress armor
>>741856407Yes they are anon, indeed
>>741856282Then they should be housewives and not fighters you mongoloid.
>>741856295>The younger the woman, the more magical power she has.
dont forget about light gear knight, pls...
>>741854886holy sexois this Mortal Shell 2?>>741856106welcome to performative respectful masculinity aka safe hornywomen and faggots larp as well, so they help foster an overwhelming environment of astroturfing to further condition newcoming males into conformity in this discoursetoxic behavior like lusting over ass and tiddies is gonna be peer pressured and frowned y the public to shame and expose you out as an immature distasteful straightoid chud while 40 year old sexless husbands brag about over a decade of marriage without ever fucking their wives again and how having kids killed his libido forever and this has been nothing but a huge relief of having such a heavy burden lifted from his shoulders, might as well cut it off
>>741856106it's called leaving something to the imagination, not like a braindead soulless automaton like you would understand
>>741852421>>741855205
>>741856282>the more covered, the more modestThen skip the woman and just fap to the empty armor suit, nothing can be more concealed than her entire presence
>>741856118It's "fantasy".
>>741856106There's a time and a place for bikini armor and realistic armor. Realistic armor for modest girls, bikini armor for bad bitches who don't give a fuck.
>>741856118In 90% of cases in fantasy what you're dealing with are "adventurers" or people thrown into the story's events via circumstances.If it's the latter then it doesn't matter what gender your character is, they're forced to fight for their lives one way or another.If it's the former then adventurers are not normal people. They're either fundamentally broken, on some personal quest, insane, greedy, or all of the above. In which case the gender doesn't matter, as well.
>>741846397The harder my dick is, the better game design it is.
>>741846547Pretty good game, except for the fact that none of the males were worth using because all the women in the same archetype were statistically superior.
>>741856750>is this Mortal Shell 2?yes
>>741847839Absolute retard unable to fathom the possibility that liking one doesn't need to exclude the other from existing. If it's possible for a character to have either one as a skin, the better off.Actually kill yourself.
would you like to be your wife's squire?
>>741847014>It's funny because I do HEMA and we've got a woman in our group who absolutely hates this "realistic armour" trend for women to the point of being annoying.I genuinely could not give less of a fuck. I like seeing women in cool armour, don't care if it's sexy or realistic or something in-between.
>>741852421>>741855205>>741856860God this needs a sequelDid she kill him? Did the other knight cave and fuck him too? Or did she go in and try to help and heal him? (Sexually?) I need more
ahem >>741849334it'll just keep getting worse as time goes on btw, as it does every single time with these threads
>>741855697gahDAMN!
>>741857157Me below her.
games also need more centaur knight girls
>>741856795>niggas be covering the woman in a full plate suit that you can't even tell who's in there, and calling it "leaving just a little bit something to the imagination"I bet Master Splinter is in there and you ain't telling
>plausible yet cool armorvery nice>goonslop/high heelsbrowncoded
>>741857510performative ass teen
>>741855683Armor with a bikini painted on definitely an underexplored aesthetic
>>741857434No breastplates can fit Centorea's breasts
>>741857330somehow all I can think about is doing stuff to their buttholes for hours while they stay dressed like this, don't even reveal their faces
>ITT: Autistic gay incels
>>741857653
>>741857510>"Akshually anything remotely sexy is for brown people saar"Miss me with that psyop shit, shitskin.
>>741857656>sees a woman and instanly thinks about poopdickgo get topped on grindr already
>the cute princess becomes a knightwhy is this trope so underused?
>>741847654>realistic armor>left isn't realistic at alla realistic armor would be indistinguishable from a men, thus making it pointless
>>741857793good morning
>>741857750Told you so
>>741857816actually I'm more into facesitting, fingering/fisting and large_insertion
>>741857653only the best blacksmiths could forge a breastplate strong enough
>>741857894>>left isn't realistic at allin what way?
i like female knights
I wish there was a female knight in Dragon's Crown as roided and dressed as the male but built like the amazon
>>741857976BOOBA!
>>741858041nice
>>741854395The sexy kind because female "fighters" would just be propaganda platoons recording tiktok videos, you can see it play out IRL
>>741855329>artist vanishes >comes back as a BBC posting blackedfagI am legitimately angry, such a waste.
>>741858635BBC pays the bills.
>>741857865because it's shit?
>>741858635Like the tenth result in his gallery is Bea from Pokémon getting Bleached lmao.
>>741858095every conceivable way
Female armor exists to be presented alongside the knightly individual
>liking plate bikinis is a high IQ white man thing because only troons care about good taste and immersion and it's also a counterevolutionary cultural statement against the woke jews>it also makes my peepee hard haha and I can't play games otherwise
>>741847654Even the artist who made your pic likes both
How are you people so horny all the timeHas anyone ever managed to not masturbate for one week?
>>741858925you didn't need to reply if you had nothing to say you stupid faggot
>>741859072Centaurs would unironically completely dominate battlefields.
>>741851198That's just Monster Hunter
>>741859063being horny without having the need to masturbate is a comfortable state of mind that helps me become more creative, productive and happy. same goes for seeing cute anime girls and cats doing cute things, my brain goes daww and gets more active.only horny teenagers can't tame their dicks.
>>741859072bro I see can her penis
>>741859063There are studies on pornbrain. They're brain damaged and cannot enjoy anything else anymore.They're not horny teenagers anymore but balding men in their 30s or even 40s. Literally the meme.
>>741859090right back at you, maybe use your brain, its really not that hard to figure what's wrong with shapely armor
>>741858635I checked his media tab and it's like two femboy pics + one of Wendy from Wendy's, very histrionic post
>>741859201>Centaurs would unironically completely dominate battlefields.
>>741856118Aside from magic existing, the Gods exist and give mortals blessings pretty consistently with little regard between male and female. So while the bulk of most armies are going to be men, this is a world where you'll find a "Joan of Arc" in every village.
>>741859289>hey bro check out this study from dr. Shekestein Shekelberg straight from the UN confirming that seeing boobs makes you dumb, cut your dick off bro it's good for your health
>>741859315just shut the fuck up
>>741859528you don't need to read any jewish studies since just checking this board will quickly enlighten you about what happens when men grow up lonely and consuming porn
>>741847014>It's funny because I do HEMA and we've got a woman in our group who absolutely hates this "realistic armour" trend for women to the point of being annoying.Notice how you have to support your argument with some random foid's "not like the other girls" kvetching. That is because you're a bitchmade pussy whipped faggot.
>>741859528Shekelberg UN studies also says cocainemaxxing and heroinmaxxing is bad for you. What now?
>>741846397I like the variety.
Lingerie armor?
>>741859289Bible is yet again right about everything.These people are slaves to their own desires and don't even see anything wrong with it.May God have mercy on these poor souls and find a way to soften their hearts enough to this that they may see the fault of their ways and actually come to repent and turn away from pornography and lust altogether.
>>741846397All women in armor is unrealistic to who cares what they wear. >Realistic armor>But a 70 lbs woman with noodle arms is swinging around a swordUh huh
>>741859737>men growing up lonelyfork found in kitchen>>741859783>trust the SOIenceI'd rather trust my eyes
>>741847654The moment you said "realistic" I felt compelled to post. You're *technically* right, but the obsession with realism and, "real women don't look like that / wouldn't wear that" is exactly what got us into this mess.
>>741860063>I'd rather trust my eyesopen the catalog and see how close to half the threads (sometimes over the half) at any given time are just coomer spamquite telling, isn't it?
>>741859201A bolas around their legs, now their dead. Really anything at all to just trip them up and they're gone.
why did female armor design peak at lineage 2?
>>741860398
>>741860063then why do you not trust your eyes when you look in the mirror and see that you are indeed not a woman and never will be?
>>741860081Bikini armor is fucking retarded. It won't protect in any way and looks extremely stupid so why not just go in an actual bikini since fanservice is the whole point anyway?Even better, just use tribal/barbarian outfits.
Every woman in armor is designed specifically for rape btw
>>741860374You gotta bolas their dead too?
>>741859382>>741860374oh wow that's geniusthat would explain why cavalry was never used in real life
>>741859883>religious larping to warp chastity into demanding single straights to no other option but to go against their nature and turn into woman-hating eunuchs tale as old as time, next you'll tell them to chop it off to finish the job>>741860343I see only videogame charaters being discussed in the videogame discussion board
>>741860526Bikini does not have magnificent pauldrons for one.
>>741860398>>741860462At least post the good ones and not that slop.
>>741860607>I see only videogame charaters being discussed in the videogame discussion boarddisingenuous nigger but what to expect from a brainfried masturbator
>>741860585
>>741860798>Moving the goalposts is when you call out that centaur are effectively cavalry in every way that matters
>>741860798cope
>>741860725>how dare you masturbate, how dare you even have a dick in the first place, repentdo not recite the old magic to me, witch. I was there in Reddit when it was written
>>741859883>see hot woman in whatever context>think to myself "nice">some self castrated, beaten dog of a man with a lower case t around his neck darts from the shadows and starts screeching at me about being a slave>pauses to flagellate himself in penance to some schizo jew deity (formerly member of a Canaanite pantheon)>decides to pursue a line of anti sex morality that neatly dovetails with feminists>insists that anyone who doesn't share his world view is brownI want both discord and /pol/ (and sharty for that matter) to leave.
>>741860867The only cavalry that dominated anything was mongols, and as soon as they met any resistance in the eastern europe they folded and stopped expanding.
>>741846397Realistic medieval armor if tomboy. Armored dress if girly girl or noblewoman. Bikini armor if bimbo or amazon.
>>741860941>I was there in Reddit we know
>>741860634sir.... i see nipples.... that is nsfw image....
>>741860607>I see only videogame charaters being discussed in the videogame discussion boardWhy would you try to peddle this lie here of all places? Everybody knows /v/ is just a thinly veiled blue porn board. Any videogame discussion thread gets 10 replies at best and is quickly nuked in favor of a new JeetAI coom spam thread which always gets 500 replies on how they want to stick their tiny brown dicks into little girls.
>>741856118If a single knight can solo a flying building-sized mass of scales and claws that can also breathe fire then the idea that a woman could be useful in a fight doesn't seem farfetched in comparison.
>>741861145it's ok, that thing identifies as a body type 1, so its nipples are ok
>>741861023>muh mongols>pretending european cavarly was uselessnot this shit again
>>741861023>>741859382https://baike.baidu.com/en/item/Mo%20Dao/1461108Even chinks figured it out.
>>741861232if it's that easy to point them all out then apply to janitor and go hunt down all these windmills, Quixote
>>741861342why is she brown?
>>741861446The reason you and your brown kind hasn't been permabanned is because jannies want this to happen. You're not some clever guerrilla fighter avoiding the banhammer, they allow you to do so in order to enshittify the board.
>>741861561why are you gay
stop getting baited by sharty tards you oafs
>>741861561What do you think happens to skin that's exposed to sunlight?
>>741861000alwayss the same song and dance, anon>I'm totally in favor of moral chastity, straight men shouldn't dare enjoy even seeing an attractive woman but I would NEVER EVER EVER preach the same to women and LGBT
>>741861656nothing happens to his skin, i think you know why
A woman would not wear armor.Their bodies aren't made for the weight it would put on their frail bones and they would only complain how it chafes. A woman has no reason to wear armor either because they have no place on the battlefield. It would simply be a waste of good metal that could be used more effectively on a man.
>>741846397usually fucking retarded. 99.99% of all games have bad female armor design.
>>741861342would be her faithful page
female knights should only suit up to work as the barracks bunny
>>741861391>The Tang Modao was even longer and stronger. It was made by folding two pieces of steel, then sandwiching a softer piece of iron between them and quenched under a temperature of around 800 degrees for carburization to harden the end product and welded into shape. Unlike most swords, this sword was designed to cut through armor and horse flesh in one swing. It could be used defensively as a wall or offensively to cut down horse legs, no matter how well armored the enemy cavalry is, the leg was relatively unprotected and the soldier would be incapacitated after been dismounted. The long blade and handle gave it a significant amount of force when swung and allowed an infantry to go toe to toe with mounted heavy cavalry on stirrups.>This weapon was commonly issued to the soldiers and according to the military treatise of Li Jing, it appeared the sword overtook the crossbow in importance as the prominent infantry weapon and whereas Han and Northern Song infantry relied on crossbows to stop nomadic cavalry charges, Tang generals preferred to lay down the crossbow after firing three times and pick up the Modao within 20 paces to deal with the cavalry.KINO horsechopper (poor horses)
>>741847654No
>>741860462
>>741859814She don't wear those in the story too.
Lewd armor is best
>>741847839>white chicks posing for those shitty oriental paintings from the late 19th century.Excuse me? What??
>>741862152The full plate suit gives 100 DEF and is generally useful and stylish if you wantBut I also got the ruby bikini armor that's 100 DEF too because it has incrusted magic jewels that cast a damage reduction barrier on the wearercheckmate atheists
>>741861790Do you also feel the need to autistically point out that it's not realistic when you see John Fus Ro Dah! summoning a skeleton?
>exposing the belly, the most vulnerable targetI never understood this shit
>>741861656they don't turn into indians, that's for sure
>>741861000Difference is whether a man's service is to maintaining their civilization or destroying it.
>>741861790>>741860316https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Hatchet>The city of Tortosa, in northeastern Spain, was held by Islamic Moors until the Second Crusade. >In 1148, Ramon Berenguer IV, Count of Barcelona led his forces to wrest control of the city. >The crusading armies then moved on to attack other places. >This left the city open to counter-attack in 1149.>Moorish armies found the city well-defended, though, for the ladies of the town donned men's clothing and fought with whatever weapon was closest to hand, including hatchets.>Berenguer was so impressed with the spirited defense that he created the Order of the Hatchet and bestowed it upon the women soldiers.>Those in the Order were exempt from all taxes, and received precedence ahead of men in the public assemblies of the town.>Furthermore, it was granted "that all the Apparel and Jewels, though of never so great value, left by their dead Husbands, should be their own".Come on, niggas. It says right there they wore "men's clothing" when they went in to rape the muslims. And that basically refers to armor, especially in the context of them going to fight.
>>741862618But talking radioactive zombies and barbarian men are alright because it's a video game?
>>741862997this doesn't fit the narrativeso please don't bring up real life examples of women wearing armor, or even worse, fighting
>>741860526sometimes you need to compromise
>>741846397I want to cum more but I'm all out of cum and the last time I tried to power through it my cum had blood in it.
>>741848824The cuirass and spaulders on that harness are modern reconstructions btw. And poor ones at that.
>>741846547You had to think that to type it>If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
>>741860585Horses were more like single-use torpedoes you dipshit, dismounting was part of the plan. You're basically saying soldiers would've been better if weapons were fused to their hands, yeah just outright fucking kill them in situations they could have survived otherwise. Completely retarded.
>>741846397>female armornot needed
>>741851169
>>741862948Serving hostile and entitled women is inherently destructive. Return to a chaste society will never happen by further browbeating men and further restricting their sources of sexual outlet. Such a change must be conducted in tandem with banning anti male aspects of feminism, instead of going after socially acceptable, low hanging fruit.
>>741862997How did they fit in armor that wasn't made to fit their bodies?
>>741863436they tightened the belt a bit more than usual around their waist you fucking retard
>>741862997>European women fighting against shitskin invadersErm, that's problematic mmmkay Chud? Deleting this article now as to avoid a racism...
>>741863325>Horses were more like single-use torpedoeshow fucking retarded do you have to be to say something like this? were you born stupid or were you violently hit on your multiple times?>You're basically saying soldiers would've been better if weapons were fused to their handsno, what i'm saying is that you're a stupid mongrel talking out of your ass and you should kill yourself
>>741863503I thought we were talking about plate armor, not chainmail?
>>741854928You sound /pol/ brainrotted.
>>741846397Low T subhuman "men" love entertaining the idea of women fighting.
>>741863325>Horses were more like single-use torpedoes you dipshitUnfathomably ignorant. Do you have any idea how expensive it was to raise and maintain cavalry at the time? They were not disposable.
>>741863768>1148
>>741863436>it's impossible to wear something that isn't your size>>741863768>I thought [shit i made up]>1149 ADit's not too late to say you're merely pretending
>>741862997Based Catalonian tomboy figthters.
>>741863367Unrealistic AI made in the 16th century
I actually don't understand why anons and niggas on twitter need so much realism in video games. It even got to a point where anons need D&D to be based on actual historical events
tank armor
>>741863914>>741863945What a dumb retort.
>>741863945Have you tried wearing women's heels, you fucking retard? They do not feet in your feet at all and if you try to force them in, the straps on them just break and fucking exploded outwards.
>>741864353>Have you tried wearing women's heels, you fucking retard?Can't say that I have Anon. You wanna tell the class something?
>>741846547interesting because those thighs really activate my almonds
>it's like wearing heelsthe cope is just funny at this point
>>741864353>Have you tried wearing women's heels, you fucking retard?
>tranimeTruman should've nuked Tokyo.
Fashion over functionality. Armor is for the weak.
>>741850941Torso isn't plate, it's brigandine.
I like armor
>>741864321SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>741864680
>>741864353>They do not feet in your feet
>>741852421sauce (yandex and saucenao provides nothing)
her armor is one of the best of the game by far
>>741864353fucking troon faggot lol
>>741859090this is honestly the biggest plague on this website aside from the obvious bots and schizos.>let's try to have a conversation on 4chins>maybe learn a thing or two>get called a nigger for asking a question>or get a non answer or bait>mfwevery thread has a string of replies like this and it drives me fucking insane
>>741864698
>>741864848Already provided by this anon >>741855205
>>741864353nigga who prompted you to divulge this information??
>>741865262>HelmetlessFUCK OFF
>>741864353>They do not feet in your feet at all and if you try to force them in, the straps on them just break and fucking exploded outwards.is this an ancient spell?
what are some good female armor vidya that isnt a bunch of still images
>>741864792
>>741865430it's hot inside the armor, she needs to remove it sometimes
>>741857653My hands will be enough
>>741865349>pandaNot a source.
>>741856106Less is more you retarded faggot. Your imagination is more powerful than what you see.
You guys seen that Mortal Shell 2 living armor?
i have to leave for a couple of hours. i hope the thread will be still up when i'll be back
>>741865668
>>741865262That's not even an opinion, really. It's just objective fact because Elden Ring has shit armor.
>>741865803
>>741864184
what about samurai armors?
>>741866014Personally I think any sort of Japanese warrior armor beyond ninja garb and nanban stuff is ugly as shit, but I'd mating press Nobushi.
I like cute girlsI like heavy armorI like cute girls in heavy armor
>>741866014>>741866094
>>741864620Need Barbarian wife.
Best of Suikoden 3's three protagonists.
>>741854947Yes, but no just Soulcalibur, Hilde is peak in general!
>>741846397Based, it lets orcs and goblins know they need to take them alive and kill the "male" knights
the symmetry of the cloth is the real female armor
>>741864658>Torso isn't plate, it's brigandine.I know!But it's what the game calls it.
>>741859612>jousting armor>basically made to be immobile tank who needs help to saddle up>still more spacious >weighs more than the women you were postingthanks for proving my point bro
>>741855028>landsknect gyaruThis is both outrageously absurd and simultaneously makes more sense than anything else in existence.
>>741858471>>741856514>>741855329>>741865906ungghhhh..... female warrior.... kill me without weapon.....
>>741854765You’re gay
>>741866754Please assume the position.
>>741866094Don't worry, they do too. That's why they started wearing Plate the minute they got the chance.
>>741866607Anon, please.It's far too early to be posting Lulu.
>>741857976>>741866891i am a 5' tall nobleboy and these are my bodyguards
>>741852330this is why elves always get captured during scuffles
Are armored girlies from the future allowed?
>>741852330The random opossum cracked me up.
>>741867069FOR THE EMPRESS!
>>741853006Built for abusing disgusting imps
>>741867069Armor is armor, doesn't matter if it's damascus steel or magical technosheen polymer.
>>741866321Insane that people ever complained about boob plate
>>741866697>piclmfaodid you use google reverse image search and found that? because if you did then you'd know that it isn't even the same armor you posted, you retarded fucking faggotthe only thing that's been proven is just how inhumanly retarded you arelook, you've already shown that you're a brainless amoeba so i'll just show you where i got my picture fromhttps://www.khm.at/en/artworks/halbharnisch-375186
>>741865668at least link the uncensoredhttps://cdn.donmai.us/original/4e/43/__rellana_twin_moon_knight_elden_ring_drawn_by_djcomps__4e438a17ce86b7d55e875c0edfba8688.jpg
>>741846397bikini armor its fantasy so more is completely unnecessary
>>741855932god shes cool
>>741866880Reminder she's like 16.
>>741867926Legal, btw
>>741867926Out of 10!
>>741864353Have you tried not eating for an hour? In the uni gymnastics team I was in nobody had issues either fitting in the shoes, or even fucking performing a routine. You're worse than a female.
Titty drapes?
>>741864353Troon melty
>>741868086>>741868157>pedophiles immediate oust themselvesyou do realize you will come to hang for this eventually, yeah?
Future armor is gym wear with forcefields.
>>741868557Who's gonna hang me?You?I hope your plates are at least level 4.
>>741861000Nice delusion. The bible says women must obey husbands completely or be in sin. Even refusing sex to a husband is sin in the bible. It also clearly tells you that a woman who bitches regularly should never be married and warns against marrying one like that. Men don't have such obligations. It says that those who don't want to deal with women should absolutely do it and that in the eyes of God managing that is pretty damn impressive since it automatically means controlling your impulses.When the Christian germanics sacked Rome they observed the Romans weren't following the bible already. Their women were too free and marriages were seen as optional. Meanwhile the women of the germanics had no rights and still did their best to be useful to the men. So don't speak of what you don't know. Traditional gender roles require women to be married by 18 at the latest, deliver 5+ kids, do housework and never dare to talk back to men or leave the house unsupervised. Anything else is LARP you're conflating with the real thing
>>741866934a better example
>>741866934There's a character in Tower Dungeon that pilots some sort of automaton based on japanese armor
>>741868638>Who's gonna hang me?the demons after they are done to rape you to death over and over again in hell while forcing you to take on the appearance of a child so you can experience the same vile fucking garbage you used to pleasure yourself to you subhuman freak
>>741868562She gets raped by the spider doesn't she.
>>741868824Oh, you're fantasy posting.So you're okay with one fantasy but no others.
>>741868864Only gently snuffed and used as a seedbed.
>>741846397I am all for giving women male type armor. Just be prepared of the consequences of women being defeated on the battlefield. All of a sudden I am the weirdo and creep. The entire reason women felt inadequate through history was because of danger and safety established by the strength of men. Your village gets sacked be prepared to pump out kids of your victors is all I am saying.
>>741868348yes please with proper dangling physicsand no stiff bimbo implants, it needs some sagging too
>>741868886there is not fantasy just the same there is no fiction with your drawn child porn. this will happen to you whether you believe in it or not. and the more smug you continue on acting about it and keep on pleasuring yourself to your pedophilic proclivities, the worse it will ultimately be for you.you will not escape your deeds and will eventually have to answer for them.
>entire thread is just chuds and troons screeching at each otherfuck off you goddamn niggers, I just want to see pics of qt ladyknights.
>>741868946Proof or it didn't happen.
>>741854841Wow! I couldn't agree more :)
>>741867880
>>741847526This. It's all about the magical buffs, not physical covering. Only people that have a problem with that are fat feminists and simps for said fat feminists
>>741869064Uh huh, sure sure, bud.
>>741868557You just wanted attention
>>741869064You are projecting so much you are beginning to glow.
>>741868774woooow anyways
>>741856106depends on the game, I guess.. Nobody wants bikini armour in dark-fantasy, looks off and retarded
>>741847014>>741859773lmaoI don't really give a shit about some hoe's opinion on bikini armor I just think that a lot of coom armor looks stupid. How come coomers can't take any criticism of the actual designs of the goonslop itself.
>>741869353yes yes yesShirtless Cloud mod and Gerudo Link are enough proof people are okay with twink fuccboi protagonists being just as sexualized as women
>>741869391I brought it up because I figured that it was vaguely on-topic since said character is a chick
>>741865554For Honor has female heroes with some nice armorDragon's Dogma has some nice armors, both skimpy and not skimpyof course there's always Skyrim and its mods
>>741869668>>741869064samefag psycho
>>741869668You forgot to reply to the anon.
>>741869668why would anyone unironically enter a mansized insect house
>>741869353pretty suckable bulge desu
As a real medieval armor nerd I don't really find any of this to be uniquely attractive. I think most of you are just being performative, degeneracy-signaling goobers trying to one-up each other with increasingly bizarre things you claim make you horny.
>>741870128
>>741870267Okay shad, now go back to sniffing your own farts retard.
>>741870014Shit posting in five different threads gets confusing.
>>741870128>Sensible, realistic armor and helmet W/ FAT TITS AND ASS!
>>741846397Luv me tin can girlsLove me big armor on a not so big girlLuv girls marinating in their own sweat and juicesKinda indifferent to boob plate, I can take it or leave itChain conforming to boobs is hot, but not huge on chain overall. Armored poofy dresses are the best though.
>>741870368Me at the bottom.
>>741870378i was surprised when i found out that he was a mo*mon
>>741870656yhe sirt makes it look like she has some horse thighs like Chun Lireminds me of Zenos with his hugeass gay dumptruck
>>741870857>The drug and porn-addicted shitskin beaten by his nigger dad for not believing in Christ hard enough as a child is a mormonI doubt it.
Female armor should provide good protection but also promote easy vaginal access
>>741870915100% padding
>>741870378Hey i am not a*stralian
>>741871042i know of 2 individuals that go by shad and neither of them are black or brown>>741871476this is the one i'm talking about
>>741871239Very true.
>>741856370This ultimate kinda boils down to how much do you plan on inconveniencing your party with putting on/removing armor.If you jumpscare the party with combat where they don't have time to put on armor more than like, once, they will never take their armor off again, and will accept any penalties you try to browbeat them with until you give up. A lot of DMs actually don't realize how much PC behavior is due to essentially adapting to an abusive relationship.
Tfw you will never have a cute, but deadly, elven knight wife.
Canonically accurate Valerie with her ungodly CON
>>741846397Pretty good designs althighbootyiet.
>>741868723>The bible says women must obey husbands completely or be in sin.Stopped reading there because you already missed my point. Go implement biblical law first then, instead of going after the low hanging fruit of male sexual outlet as permitted by the feminists. You won't, because you only have the balls to go after porn, not feminism.
>>741856680Speed and elegance will win the day!
>>741859289Sounds like a skill issue
>>741851325Our*
>>741859007Artist?
These threads always get prudes and and "realism" spergs, why is that?
>>741872670
For me, it's a frilly white skirt and thighhighs with metal pauldrons and armguards.
>>741861312Built for pathetic milk drinkers like me.
>>741873905good taste and modesty only gets so far until activists and their indoctrinated followers start preaching their antiporn stance that conveniently only fights against male heterosexuality or at least neuters it into safe fetishes such as female empowerment, featureless/genderless body standards or enjoying exposed knees
>>741873948Patrician's choice indeed.
For me it's Fiora Laurent.
>>741873905I want consistency. If armor isn't supposed to be magical, then give me actual armor with no thigh gaps, no boobs on display, nothing, or at least post the instant loss version. If it is supposed to be magical, then why have armor at all and not >>741855294?
>>741846397female characters should have full sets of armor covering their bodies but there should be a defense debuff that functions by turning their suit into bikini armor and they should be visually flustered and embarrassed by this
>>741852239Incel crap, not even worth as porn
>>741848903>I like my female armour historicalWhy didn't you post female armour then? You just have to search.
>>741875432>if it's supposed to be magical why not just go butt naked with an invissible barrierfor the same reason the JRPG hero still pulls acrobatics and fights with a sword instead of calling Jarvis to shoot a planet-wiping orbital cannon and drive a Hyundai HB20 after all since it's fictional just shove Barney the dinosaur into it
The concept of women actually fighting back under some code or organization is alien. Tho I'm sure 1 in about 100.000 do. But women are never killed off or sent to work in the mines. They just get taken, fucked, assimilated, bear kids and all the drama leaves them satisfied when their hormones spin back in check after becoming mothers.
>>741846547based retardGOD
>>741847014This is about video games though.>It's funny because I do HEMALol I can smell you from here.>>741848989>schleppingYou smell pretty bad too. Both of you need to wash your hairy ass once in a while. And your dick! Don't forget that please.
>>741854694How immodest!
>>741855683>what about this bikini armor?
>>741847654performative safehorny cringe
>>741856152>I prefer realistic female armorStart posting some then.
>>741852381>>741858824They should just swap armor
>>741846397>foid armor in animu games is just metal panties / goon apparel>>741847654I think having them wear proper armor like left is more appealing
>>741877424oh hi khaleesi, please wear it without an undercoat so it looks even better my beautiful scaly evil whore queen
>>741877786nobody asked fag
>>741857049Lannes was my boosted line the whole game the man was unkillable, shook off charges and cannons like nothing
>>741877962take your own advice homo
we need more preggo armor
>>741867069
>>741878272
>>741864279I accept your regression.
>>741878272unfathomably based
>>741878789omg how can she wear that? i was told it's impossible
>>741879131It's just magic anon, magic.
>thread is almost over>not a single Artoria picyou failed your king, /v/
>3dpdyup it's summer alright
>>741878272there's no way she's fighting being that large, her only purpose in the battlefield is to make her husband chimp out harder to defend her lest an orc goes ungabunga on her
>>741878789>>741879208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I
>>741879338Lol love it
>>741879340gaynigga anime for dweebs
>>741879340she's so sexo
>>741879514
>>741880271Would let her save me from a dragon any day of the week!
>>741846397Its finally my time to shine
>>741882619
>>741882730
>>741882824
>>741882943
>bump limit reached>starts posting slopgrim
>>741883114I mean if there's a time for it it's now.
>>741883014best one
